Yep it's real https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFKhUJTnC-E
it'll suck ass
>>2279076i'll suck your doomer negroid ass
cant wait for this to come out and suck megadick
Boring. Where's Total War Lego?
Let the paradox tranny kvetching commence
>early production>will be released in 5 years>targets consolesDOA
>>2279086forgot to add>no fixed start date>"re-write history" as in rose tinted left wing SJW take on medieval era
>>2279088>sjwhey robbie, wassup
>>2279074Buy an ad faggot
>>2279078cmon get those lips over here then yt boy
>>2279074End of an Era.But I need to see playable faction list.Also, imagine DLC kikery
>>2279088Rewrite history couldn’t possibly refer to the way every single historical themed strategy game ever made plays out
>warscape hate is so bad they've renamed it warcore>will 100% just be warscape but with some dogshit added on that nobody asked for
I hope we'll get to play as Joan of Arc, level her up and have her solo charge and destroy entire enemy divisions to dismantle the patriarchy.
>It was founded in 1149 by Raymond Berenger, count of Barcelona, to honor the women who fought for the defense of the town of Tortosa against a Moor attack. The dames admitted to the order received many privileges, including exemption from all taxes, and took precedence over men in public assemblies. I presume the order died out with the original members.>Here is a description taken from Ashmole, The Institution, Laws, and Ceremony of the Most Noble Order of the Garter (1672), Ch. 3, sect. 3:>"The example is of the Noble Women of Tortosa in Aragon, and recorded by Josef Micheli Marquez, who plainly calls them Cavalleros or Knights, or may I not rather say Cavalleras, seeing I observe the words Equitissae and Militissae (formed from the Latin Equites and Milites) heretofore applied to Women, and sometimes used to express Madams or Ladies,though now these Titles are not known.>"Don Raymond, last Earl of Barcellona (who by intermarriage with Petronilla, only Daughter and Heir of King Ramiro the Monk, united that principality to the Kingdom of Aragon) having in the year 1149, gained the City of Tortosa from the Moors, they on the 31 of December following, laid a new Siege to that place, for the recovery of it out of the Earls hands. The Inhabitants being a length reduced to gread streights, desired relief of the Earl, but he, being not in a condition to give them any, they entertained some thoughts of making a surrender. Which the Women hearing of, to prevent the disaster threatning their City, themselves, and Children, put on mens Clothes, and by a resolute sally, forced the Moors to raise the Siege."The Earl, finding himself obliged, bythe gallentry of the action, thought fit to make his acknowlegements thereof, by granting them several Privileges and Immunities, and to perpetuate the memory of so signal an attempt, instituted an Order, somewhat like a Military Order, into which were admitted only those Brave Women, deriving the honor to their Descendants...
>>2279074>it's realthey don't even have fucking concept art for it yet
new engine hopefully means being able to mod the world map again. has been impossible for more than 15 years now.
>>2279074Oh this will be so bad, I can already see historical figures killing 1000 men by themselves. There will be bunch of magical items that buff your kings combat capabilities so he can never die.
>>2279149Anon...The new engine is being made to fit for consoles...
every single faction will start out the same, with one city and a one/two minor settlements (assuming they keep the same city system they've used since rome II) and start with their main faction leader ahead of a starter army of basic troops within that turn's marching distance of a minor faction army or minor settlement who they start at war with.It's formulaic at this point.
>>2279088>>"re-write history"Have been a dream of every single movement for eternity. It is literally what has driven the reactionaries throughout the entire 19th century.
>>2279074It's going to be subpar isn't it
>consolesOh boy! This means the UI will be completely fucked up.
>>2279074>last minute of the video the mention their most ambitious project yet. 40k? Star Wars?>will be announced next weeklooool what a fucking waste of time to watch this stream
Cautiously optimistic about it. Hopefully it will be good, looking forward to it in 2027 or 2028.
TOTAL HISTORYCHAD VICTORY
>>2279088>>"re-write history"Nigga the whole board is just about video games rewriting history
>>2279215They’re called poltards for a reason
i wanted lego total war......
>The year is 1187.>You defend Jerusalem against Saladin; the Kingdom of Jerusalem prevails.>Constantinople is never sacked; the Byzantine Empire never falls. With the Byzantines as your allies, you defeat the Mongols.>In 1412, the Holy Roman Empire disintegrates into small, German kingdoms.>As the Kingdom of Jerusalem, you proclaim yourself defender of the Catholic church, and Jerusalem becomes the capital of the Christian world.This is the most retarded thing I've ever read
I think I can take pretty much anything as long as they remove the province system
I'm going to make the Caliphate of Great Britain, and none of you can stop me.
>>2279239>remove the province systemlol
>>2279238Wildly implausible, aesthetic-driven historical what-if scenarios are the bread and butter of map painting fantasies and precisely the kind of thing that drives people towards these games. Why clutch your pearls over something like this?
>>2279238it's still better than paradox games where you can create a christian cannibalistic cabal
>>2279074>IN EARLY DEVELOPMENTOooof Elder Scrolls 6 ova here
>>2279074Too early to say much of anything.New engine, supposedly. And high to late setting.
>>2279287I don't want to play a """historical""" game where "the Holy Roman Empire disintegrates into small, German kingdoms" in 1412.
>>2279238Some of the shit they suggest CK2 like things, but I doubt they will do much.
>>2279074>Columbus never sails to America…the game is gonna cost 60$ with a 25$ America as a day one DLC
>>2279308The HRE in Med2 was a single unified nation without any unique mechanics to represent the way it functioned in reality. It played the same as every other European nation in that game. Just a different colored blob with slightly different units. Did you refuse to play that game for its ahistoricity too?
>>2279309Definitely sounds like they are influenced by CK. Makes sense as it's probably going to be their main strategy competitor.>>2279321I haven't played Medieval 2 in probably 15 years, but yes I would expect a sequel to improve on the historical accuracy the same way Rome 2 massively improved on that aspect over Rome 1. There should be some unique HRE mechanics like in Attila 1212 or even EU4/5.
What are your guys hopes, expectations, and fears of the game?
>>2279326>as it's probably going to be their main strategy competitor.It's bit silly to view it as that. They are different games that cater for different things. I loved CK2, but got burned out, it's mostly just a map painter, but also with dynastic roleplay part, so a bit like Sims autism.Total War is about spectacle, battles, and for newer titles it's also about eye candy. Too bad technology lets down Total War games, because we probably can't yet have 80k vs 80k or so battles in high polygon glory.
>>2279326That's fair. I hope there's some system to represent it as well, and would be disappointed if there weren't. I just think it's pointless to make assumptions about anything based off of a vision board post that's more meant to set the mood and hype up fans than reveal anything about specific gameplay mechanics. Not expecting anything like an EU game though. That feels too complex for what Total War's about usually.
>>2279074How many of the original medieval 2 developers will be making this?
>>2279326>historical accuracy the same way Rome 2 massively improved on that aspect over Rome 1.i dont care about historical accuracy if its a shit game therefor rome>rome 2
>>2279332As someone who dipped on Total War for Paradox after Attila because of the Warhammer games it was kind of surreal when I decided to finally check out Pharaoh after the Dynasties update. Playing a TW game with modern graphics felt really weird after rotating the old games for so long.
>>2279331>hopesits not shit>expectationsit will be shit>fears of the gamei have no fears because i just accept what it will be
>>2279149it's literally is possible tho.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmXHzc-OzAU
Someone post the campaign map, that'a all I need to see
>>2279331I don't even have any hopes for this. I mean, pre-production? Whatever they've been working on these last years? Hyenas? lol
>>2279361its not even a game yet
>>2279353For me historically accuracy adds to the immersion and helps make it a better game (with Divide et Impera)
>>2279364GAY
>>2279321To be fair in 1166, the HRE was still strongly unified. It didn't start dissolving until the end of Hohenstauffens and Hussite Wars.
>>2279363>Whatever they've been working on these last years?40k and a new engine for it
They will fuck it up for sure. I have zero confidence in CA at this point.
I'm more excited about this.
>5 characters shown>only 1 white maleDOA beyond belief
>>2279368but rome 2 is shit
>>2279389Hopefully the GOG versions are compatible with the mods.
>>2279395There were two white males, a white female, a muslim/turk, and a southern euro/byzantine looking woman
Just saw it right nowPORCODIO
>>2279396Rome 2 with DEI is unironically the best Total War game.
>>2279130well they did talk abou the new engine on the show, have you seen it?
>>2279395Nah, the trailer was fine. The main problem is the lack of, well, anything else
>>2279086where do you get this console shit from? havent seen anything official about console shit
>>2279410its not tho
>>2279423Source?
>>2279424my brainmy brain>your brainfaggot
>>2279086Switch 2 has a mouse by default, might be decent for RTS.Now you just need to have your RTS run on an under-powered phone...
>>2279438yea no way that shit would run on Switch 2 wellunless on 720p 30fps
>>2279410No it's still shit and you should kill yourself for thinking otherwise.
>>2279410>bloated mod with disfunctional mechanics is the peak of TWGrim
>>2279132You do, but she will be black and talk like a kassos'
>>2279410no it isn't, and not because it's Rome 2DeI adds a bunch of bloat and dumb mechanics and crams them into a game where they just don't workif you want history autism play Europa Barbarorum
>>2279438>>2279440Switch 2 is barely even able to run inter-gen ps4/ps5 games, let alone running a PC strategy game with thousands of units targeting latest GPUs and CPUs in 3 years time
>>2279295>christian cannibalistic cabalThat is just mass.
>>2279445>>2279450>It's too hardOkay
unironically kill yourself
>>2279295>christian cannibalistic cabalThat's literally all of Christianity per the belief in the Eucharist
>>2279295>"You will eat the flesh of the son of man and drink his blood.">"Okay.">"No! Not like that!"Seriously
I really hope all of you fagotts will buy the game and review the game for me
>>2279450>Europa BarbarorumGenuinely if you play shit this old in 2025 then you are fucking boomer with nostalgia googles that'd be unironically playing tetris or mario in 2015. Nostalgianiggers are the bane of the entire gaming industry because they keep buying dogshit and funding imposter companies parading old corpses of games in skinsuits with the poorest excuses of nostalgia bait possible. I fucking hate you and every single other nostalgianigger.
>>2279463According to Roman pagans, yes.
>>2279483i don't play it, you seem obsessed
>>2279495I am. I hate people who let nostalgia control them.
>>2279492According to christian theologians themselves.
People are having a meltdown over a corporate game announcement. We got a cool DLC with a promise of more, a trailer for the game everyone freaking wanted, and and advisement that ANOTHER Total War game is being announced in a week. In addition to the engine update, which has been a major sticking point for the franchise. The youtube comments during the stream were equally embarrassing, with historical fans being incredibly rude during the Fantasy DLC trailer.The average gamer is 36. You folks are embarrassments. Not even children are so spoiled and rotten.Can we not just talk about games without falling immediately to extremes? This was a fine presentation.Edit: From the CA blog - "Join us on December 4th, 4pm GMT for the Total War 25th Anniversary Showcase – a special video presentation celebrating exciting new projects across historical and fantasy Total war." What are some of you people on about?
>>2279512
>>2279512I learned a long time ago that strategy game fans are the most autistic manchildren in the industry.
>>2279529are you sure? rpg autists seem more autistic to me, vrpg is definitely more autistic and retarded than vst
>>2279512redditor is right unironically even if he talks like a faggotTWW got a proper big expansion announcedHistory will finally get Med3There will be a new engine and they showcased it's gimmicksOnly annoying thing was them delayingTW40K announcement for an another week just to drop a cinematic trailer on TGA. Which yeah people predicted will happen, it makes sense, but it's still disappointing.Overall that's exactly what people wanted and it sounds good.
>>2279074>Arabs will be overpowered cause my beautiful brown people>Islam will be overpowered cause of my Allah>Western Christianity will be underpowered cause of Pope and no special mechanic.>Eastern Christianity will be bland.>DLC religions and cultures will be overpowered and break the game.It will be Attila once again.
>>2279560Arab will be overpowered because otherwise the crusades are fucked. Same reason Egypt was broken in fuck in medieval 2.
>>2279597The whole reason why the Crusades got fucked was because a colonizer army far away from home got swarmed and attritted to death by locals. The way you handle that is through things like logistics and population mechanics, not "well the Arab army is just better" because then it becomes a curiosity why the Crusades initially succeeded in the first place.
>>2279074There's zero chance this will actually be good
>>2279074Are they gonna outsource this one to Bulgarians too? Cause otherwise I don't see how this is revealed on dogshit in-house stream and something else from CA is going to be revealed on TGAs.>>2279352None because CA Australia (later known as SEGA Australia) made Medieval 2 and FoTS and they have been dead for a decade now.
I cant believe it actually happened.
This whole announcement has such low energy around it. Reminds me of the Dogma 2 announcement and it'll probably be as much of a dumpster fire as that game, too.>>2279483Rome Total War is better than your favorite TW. EB(1 and 2) is better than your favorite mod. Stay mad.
>>2279629Rome 1 is deeply flawed.EB is good, I consneed there.
They could remaster M2TW then. This won't be out until 2080
>>2279642But this is the reason why they won't remaster MTW2. It'd compete with 3.
>>2279606> The way you handle that is through things like logistics and population mechanicsAgree, but, well, AI. Got to be realistic.
>>2279529it's a bunch of suicidal depressed escapist doomer faggots....so /gsg/ in one word
>>2279074Can't wait to play it on my PS5!
>>2279629Vanilla R1 is way worse than vanilla M2 or even R2. How many other TW games have you suicide your peasants just so you don't die to overcrowding?
>>2279652>nigga thinks we gonna have consoles in 2030
>>2279645But M3 is still years away, a remaster would help to build hype.
>>2279645>It'd compete with 3.i don't think it would, it's not like rome remastered siphoned away rome 2's playersalso this >>2279667
>>2279671Rome Remastered came out a full decade after Rome 2's release.The best way to play it is to have Med2 Remaster as some sort of free promotional bonus if you buy Med3. Grognards would be a little miffed, but you'd make money anyway.
So 2030 at the earliest right?
>>2279074Medieval 2 is quite possibly the most over-hyped, overrated, most middling Total War game to date, but medieval autists swear by it because it has medieval shit in it.>late game army production is absolutely fucked>sieges are broken and don't work properly>armies blob up and it becomes a total clusterfuck 5 seconds after the match starts>AI in general is quite possibly the worst in the entire CA catalogue>blatant cheating on par with Shogun 2, if not worseFuck Medieval 3, give me Empire 2.
>>2279719>Empire 2Old CA couldn't pull of a game of that scale do you expect modern CA to do it? Also Empire 2 would never fly these days because "muh colonialism"
They are going to put in CK3-lite character interactions, aren't they?
>>2279719>average turdpire contrarianYour fucking MAP is worse than the worst aspects of every other TW put together
>>2279747Technically the character stuff in M2 was not that different from CK1 already
what a lame trailer... no gameplay.. early production... kek;
my only wish is them allowing feral to actually develop remastered rome 1 and make substantial updates to iti suspect med 3 will not have population numbers, religious/cultural makeup of settlements and buildings will be the same lame deck builder puzzle AGAIN
>>2279777Didn't Feral also make an Empire mobile port with a bunch of fixes and improvements and even new DLC that the PC version will never see?
>>2279389nice
>>2279074it will be empire/rome2 all over again but somehow even worse
>>2279719people only like it cos of insane cheese and bugs where you can crush entire enemy army just by using your general unit and then stack even more bonuses on general reutine making it essentially into warhammer hero units but far more stronger.shits funny
>>2279133why is there a FOID in my TW game?
>>2279560Teutonic Order will be in the game but unplayable. They will be cartoon evil.
>>2279909>They will be cartoon evil.They were in Medieval 2 Kingdoms as well. Literally all of their generals had high dread at the start of the game and the campaign basically treated them as Nazis.
>>2279719>no! I don't want a period of technological change! give me two rows of gunpowder units shooting at each other!
>>2279930Teutons were evil though because unlike real crusaders they only ever killed white people
>>2279410I'm so tired of you DEIggers whoring out your bloated, boring, pretentious mod. It makes it playable, and that's it! it will never mog rome 1 or meds 2 and you must have actual brain damage to think otherwise
>>2279483>waaaah! my clitty leaks!
>>2279396Visually it is better, with no out of place bronze age egypt too.I long ago accepted that this is what total war is - a spectacle, so I would rather play better looking one.
>>2279953>>2279410it doesn't make it playable, dei is shit, the devs tried to add mechanics that are not native to the game with expected shit results like all your pops becoming foreigners the minute an enemy army takes a city
>>2279946They did fight some against muslims and steppe nomads, but yes, they were mostly attack eastern and central europeans for globoabrahomo and greedy reasons.
>>2279719>one>province>france
>>2279946your childhood is thinking the teutons were cool warrior chadsyour adulthood is understanding that they were sterile cucks that couldn't have babies cause they believed in a jew god (waste of warrior genes) and they killed a lot of northern europeans so they could impose a religion that will be the foundation of liberalism and cuckoldry once people will become literate and actually read the bible that preaches about forgiving your enemies and not using violence and other shit
Building from a showcase is from a scrapped WW1 project we knew already about. It was meant to release before 40k and be a test for it and be the first game on a new engine.Now that it's scrapped 40k will be the first game on a new engineThey literally have nothing for historical Total War right now because of WW1 being dead. But they had to announce something so it doesn't look like they are abandoning history completely. Which is why they merely said today that they will make Med3 eventually, someday, but have nothing to show from it yet. Not even enough assets to make a cinematic out of, so they just put some actors on a single chair and made a low effort trailer out of it. Not really different from those directed fake interviews in today's stream.Med3 won't be released for years. It's a TES VI style announcement.
>>2279981Ease up poltard, your clitty is leaking
>>2279992i don't want to fill the thread with off topic religious stuff so i will only say that you lost and have no counterarguments
>>2279981Nah.>Childhood is thinking the Teutons were cool warrior chads.>Adulthood is still liking them because black/white is a awesome color scheme.
>>2279981I can smell the yank off you lmao
>>2279997this
>>2279981slavs are not white
>>2279076fpbp
>>2279960>slop eater
Why'd they call Medieval 3 a "rebirth of historical Total War"? Did they just forget that Troy and Pharaoh exist?
>>2280129Wouldn't you?
who the fuck trusts these fags with a new game anymore
>>2279076FPBP
>>2280125I prefer "aesthetics enjoyer".
>>2280137you mean "retard"?
>>2280131Fair point.
>>2280129To be fair I wish I could forget about them too.
>>2279953>>2279969See>>2279453
>>2280145No, that's (YOU)
>>2280129Because Pharaoh was "the death of historical total war"Also presumably because they are upgrading the engine explicitly for M3, so it's going to be the first historical game since ToB to not just be a WH fork.
TW 40k sisters... how do we cope? Should we post more AIslop and claim its real leaks and rumors?
>>2279909>Teutonic Order will be in the game but unplayable. They will be cartoon evil.Historicaly accurate. Crusder in the ME and Spain arguably had justification for what they were doing, the teutonic order was 100% a bunch of pieces of shit, lteraly all they did was slaughter white people so that saxony and bavaria could expand their borders and use muh christianism as an excuse. Proof of their faux excuse is that they kept atacking lithuania after it converted to christianity and only stoped because the lithuanians and poles managed to push their shit in at the battle of grunwald and massacre them.Teutonic Order was 100% evil and the poster boy of how NOT to9 run a clerical knightly order
>>2280129New engine probably
>>2279983>It's a TES VI style announcementThey really are the Bethesda of strategy games>>2280180ToB was a reskin of Atilla which itself was a reskin of Rome II, and so is WH and every game after it, technically. Medieval III might be the first TW in forever to not be a fork/reskin at all. It took us 15 years to get an actual new game from those retards.>>2280170Rome II is piss easy regardless of what mods you use, faggot
>>2280224They did look pretty cool thoughbeit
>>2280230Wasn't technically Empire the last time they had a complete new engine and everything after that has been a fork/upgrade?
>>2280224Who cares. Blasting Balts and Poles is super fun
>>2280239Empire was brand-new with Warscape. Napoleon was Empire but slightly different.Shogun 2, while technically still Warscape that was mostly built on the foundation from Empire/Napoleon, was different enough in gameplay to classify it as something different.Rome 2 was Warscape again but with lots of new (worse) shit. Attila was built on Rome 2 and so was Warhammer, but Warhammer had to be the Shogun 2 of post-Rome2 Warscape. The issues were the same but it WAS different.Attila had more Warhammer than Attila influence, which may sound dumb but you'll notice it.Everything after Warhammer 2 is less Attila and more Warhammer 2. EVERYTHING. Even Troy and Pharaoh.Medieval 3 may turn out to be just slightly modified Warscape just like the Call of Duty engines were just modified Quake 3 and I may turn out to be a naive retard, but I just HOPE that they're at least trying to appease a nearly-lost customer base.
>>2280239Empire was the start of Warscape but Shogun 2 was not truly an Empire reskin and Rome 2 was not a reskin of Shogun 2 (especially since so many systems got changed...for the worse).Same as how every modern PDX game runs on the same engine but you can't seriously call Stellaris a reskin of CK2.
>>2280272ToB had more Warhammer than Attila influence*Other than that, I stand by my words.I really want M3 to be good. Moors, Hungary, Apache and Wales campaigns somehow never get boring but I want something different for once.The LOTR mod is nice at least.
>>2279133I could live with the Order of the Hatchet if it was a special unit that could be part of a settlements automatic garrison.maybe give them very weak stats (because they're women), but high morale (because they don't want to get raped).But CA will turn them into a regular military formation fir mass battlefield deployment, I'm sure.
>>2279547What annoys me is simply the hysterics of people. There's no sobriety it's just kvetching and screeching like an autistic 12 year old. Not "I like this, I am concerned about that, I hate this" just autistic screeching>>2279983Three years ago they had a medieval expert doing motion cap rigging. >>2280230Presumably 40k (or star wars) is going to come beforehand, but you're right. It's a rebirth because it's the first new warcore game, while 40k is not going to be a rebirth because it's the first sci-fi game they do.>>2280272>Nearly lost>Record-breaking success with Warhammer 1/2/3 and with 3 kingdoms (which outsold Warhammer 3 overall, just not in DLC).Stop the hysterics, you fucking woman.
>>2279133Is there more unit concept art?
>>22803203 kingdoms was almost 7 years ago and its numbers are inflated by chinks.now look at pharaoh numbers.
>>2279074this shit is gonna make rome 2 look like a masterpiece, current year CA are fucking soulless
>>2280331Watch city management become the most convoluted, unfun shit that makes you spend more time building than actually fighting battles
>>2280338Yes please. Holy fuck yes. For 12 fucking years they've been dumbing down settlement management until it doesn't fucking matter. Undo it all. Give me autism.
>>2280353tsmt
>>2279363Yeah that was some weak shit.Medieval 3 should have been nearing beta stage at this point.It sounded to me they just started to create excel spreadsheets about who works on what yesterday.Capped off with the customary live-action trailer telling you absolutely fucking nothing that all developers who got nothing do.
>>2280353I was gonna call you retarded but before that I went to check how old Rome 2 is
>>2280320TWW audience has next to no overlap with TW audienceTWW is also not nearly as mainstream (not in terms of sales numbers inflated by overall industry growth driven by thirdies climbing out of poverty, but in terms of the share of gamers recognizing a game) as Rome or M2 were, they used Rome for a fucking TV showAlso LMAO at 3K sales, ching chong to you too, my friendI'm sure CA just randomly decided to stop making DLC for this supposed megahit because they hate money
>>2279512I'm looking forward to Lord of the End Times. It's a thematic that should be way too hard to fuck up, even for CA.I think that DLC will be the primary cash cow for CA to hopefully pay the bills for their bigger games down the line.It's the end of a trilogy of games so I expect many people to get it. Kinda how people stop watching shit like Walking Dead or other shows, but tune in for the finale to see how it ends and get it over with.
>>2279547>picWhy are people so hyped about the new engine?I remember buildings falling into pieces in Empire Total War and I think Rome 2 had it as well. Nothing they've shown is new.Except that those individual pieces of rubble now have dedicated physics like it was a first person shooter, so if you have lots of rubble enjoy your 10 FPS?
>>2280230>Rome II is piss easy regardless of what mods you use, faggotQuiet child, you can return to the discussion when you've beaten the DEI Alexander campaign.
>>2279074OH SHITI've been one of the main posters on /vst/ wanting a Medieval III but yeahIt will be shitThat trailer is fucking shit
>>2279410>Rome 2 with DEI is unironically the best Total War game.
>>2279308Paradox has ruined the strategy genre with its retarded influence
Total War fans can finally get their Victoria 3
>>2280331This. How is it that they said>We announced it because we want to listen to your feedback on the game development process and what the fans wantHELLO, THE FANS HAVE BEEN TELLING YOU WHAT WE WANTED FOR OVER A DECADE. YOU REFUSE TO LISTEN WHY WOULD THIS TIME BE ANY DIFFERENT?
>>2279719>give me Empire 2.You had me until that part, how about Rome 3 instead.
>>2280224found the butthurt belter. Some things never change.
>>2279076This is why histoids will never be allowed back into /twg/. They have no hope.
>>2280567You have hope for anything CA does after Warhammer 3?
>>2280575Warhammer 3 is a good game. Some updates and DLC were disappointing. But the overall game is good.
>>2279452>>2279463>>2279508
Hyped up for another fake trailer like the one of Rome II
>>2280577>Some updates and DLC were disappointingyeah that one that broke two entire factions ai was pretty "disappointing" but hey man good for you for being a Positive Polly you can never be disappointed if you had no expectations to begin with.
>>2279409Ehi Guido, pizza pasta mandolino
>>2279512To be fair, CA Built an impressive record of disappointments
>>2279133Chuds will say this is bad because woke but making a screeching women unit in Rome 1 based on a single passage written by some roman guy who though brits hibernated in bogs and could breathe underwater is totally okay.
>>2280596Julius Caesar is a primary source. :^)
>>2280605I think that passage was from Cassius Dio actually. Caesar got kinda fucked by the brits.
>>2279076This. Name a "break glass in case of emergency" game that actually turned out well.
>>2279406Why fuck would a woman represent the byzantine. Alexios 1 or John 2 should've represented them.
>>2279296EU5 was soft-announced very early in development (as Project Caesar) and Paradox took active feedback from the community. These guys probably saw that and decided to do the same.
>>2280620To be fair the only other place they could've shoehorned a woman in was Poland.
>>2280620There was exactly one Byzantine Empress and she's memed as being some super queen, just like Cleopatra.Cleopatra in particular is embarrassing, destroyed an entire dynasty by whoring herself for Rome and still picking the wrong team, while Theodora is just mediocre.
>>2280620They're spitting the sacrifices of men like Leo 3, Nikaporas Phocas, John Tzimiskes, Basil 2, Alexios 1, John 2 etc. who put their lives on the line for the survival of the empire. Such a disgrace.
>>2280623Project Caesar was only announced March of last year. It wasn't that early in development.
>>2280626Irene says hi
>>2280626They both whored out, lol. Theodoro was an actor (often prostitutes) before being empress of Rome. Cleopatra had Roman cock.
>>2280633Basil the 2 sends you to a monastery lol
>>2279074>no gameplay>>2279076Yeah. This shit is just so simplistic now compared to stuff like EUV
>>2280635All actors from past, present and future were, are and always will be prostitutes lol. Ever read the Secret History by Procopius and how the whore Theodora subverted General Belisarius going far as imprisoning the best officers of Belisarius.
>>2280626>>2280627Particularly Emperor Alexios i Komnenos. He brought back the Empire and started the Komnenian restoration.
>>2279074i wanted lego........
>>2279238>WAAAH! I'M ALLERGIC TO FUN! WAAAAH!
>>2279981>btw guys, im trans
>"hey pope, can I have money and knights?">"for converting the baltic right?">"yes">actually genocides the lithuanians and poles like a bossyou can't tell me they weren't based
>>2280730desu the poles asked for it for being femboys and all that shit
>>2280577show up your bussy you shill playa, zamn
>>2279074It's going to be garbage you already know this
>>2279483>unironically playing tetris or mario in 2015tetris is literally a perfect game
>>2279088>Re-Wreite historyYou're the one who's gonna be doing the rewriting you dumbfuck, we do that in literally EVERY Total War game minus Warhammer.
>>2279981Based and correct, faggots will seethe.
>The goodNew engine>The badEarly pre-productionIt might turn out alright, but they need to confirm mod support and a fuck ton of factions instead of DLC milking.
I'm most worried about the whole console thing. I just hope that was them spitballing ideas or something and not outright saying they're planning on making future titles with consoles in mind.
>>2280639>Secret History by ProcopiusIf you read it carefully, you will notice that book is a comedy book rather than anything serious>>2280641I hope we get more starting dates like in the original MTW.
>>2281031What exactly is wrong with a strategy game on console? Does having it on multiple mediums really hurt it like anno on ps5, or Rome/Medieval/Empire on mobile?
I've already played my fill of TW. Come up with something new.
>>2281060Well for one, the UI is always worse because lazy faggots will just make one console-oriented version of UI most of the time.>Rome/Medieval/Empire on mobileA port made a decade later couldn't possibly hurt the original unless time travel was involved. But they're gonna build their future games with consoles in mind from the ground up.
>>2279160How the fuck you're suppose to play this in consoles or any other strategy game for that matter? It's fucking stupid, SEGA and CA are fucking stupid
>>2281078Strategy game ports on consoles are nothing new.
>>2279410
>>2281085Shit I forgot about that and now that I think so I did play Brigandine Grand Edition but that was turn based
IT'S GOING TO BE FUCKING SHITAND YOU'LL FUCKING PAY FOR IT ANYWAY
>>2281028Announcing it at this stage is pure nonsense. The game is still a post-it note on someone's monitor. You know what they said is in pre-production, 3K2 and now they pretend they never talked about it.The announcement is just damage control. People would have been mad if they announced another fantasy game before the next historical so they rushed to announce it even though they have nothing to show for it. Only thing it does is confirm they won't have anything for years.
>>2281066>console UI in a strategy gamename 3
>>2281115Civ 5Civ 6Civ 7
>>2281115StellarisNobunaga AmbitionAge of Wonders:PlanetfallCrusader Kings 3
>>2279160and what's wrong that you astroturfer cunt
>>2281144is NOBUNAGA'S AMBITION: Sphere of Influence good?
>>2279981>>2280994>being this much of a pathetic incelmald chuds
>>2279076fpbp and /thread
>>2280224TEUTOGODS WON and IMPREGNATED submissive poleboys and baltcels!
>>2279088>"re-write history" as in rose tinted left wing SJW take on medieval erathe entire historical strategy genre is about rewriting history, retarded /pol/cel
>>2279076fpbp o algo
>>2279182starting as a huge nation sucks ass though
>>2281340>you get to make strategic decisions in strategy games>that means my lesbian fanfic is fineNo it doesn't.
>>2279410>Just wait 5 minutes for the turn to end because we added 6 million new nations for "historical accuracy" bro
>>2281348no it doesn't
I am gonna follow this. Just so I can see what kind of desperate false hopes anons have for this game, which will be just another awful nuTW reskin. Then, when it releases, I'm gonna read all the rage, coping, and tears. If you think this will be even worth the time to pirate, you'll get what you deserve.
>>2281354Don't forget>here are a billion provincial militia with identical stats and no use case other than to be recruited then disposed of
>>2281352see, this is why you're still a kissless virgin. nope, it's not your genes
>>2279719You simpire niggers never amaze me at how low IQ you apes are! You make the most retarded Melbourne gorilla look like a Rocket Scientist when next to you.I know this is bai,t but I hope you die of anal cancer you low effort, low IQ, low life twat.
>>2281366show us your bussy nigguh
>>2281357>when it releasesWe will be all dead when that happens
>>2281376And so will be the game too
>>2281352>>2279088RTW already had stronk female Amazon warriors that mogged every other unit. Barbarian Invasion had one-titted female horse archers for Sarmatians even though there's no proof they ever existed - it was just a Roman attribution of Amazon mythology to these much later people. TW games have always had this so that's not the problem with nu TW. The issue is these games suck as games, even when dressed up as much as possible by mods.
>>2281379the REAL problem is that nuTW would never even show a tit when portraying the faction of hedonism, nevermind a normal foid
>>2281378Heh
>>2281383They didn't show their tits, they just had that part written in the unit description.
>>2279308stop being a whiny faggot and just watch us real niggas play while you're out here complaining like a bitch that your playthrough isn't the same every time
>early pre-production>initial early pre-production>preliminary stages of initial early pre-production>the beginnings of preliminary stages of initial early pre-production>a dream about a game in the beginnings of preliminary stages of initial early pre-production
>>2281379>Barbarian Invasion had one-titted female horse archers for Sarmatians even though there's no proof they ever existedIt actually is, just not to the extent that fantasy and fiction portray it as.
>>2281398>>a dream about a game in the beginnings of preliminary stages of initial early pre-productionBased
>>2281398It's just like TES6 where the game only "exists" for tax purposes and will perpetually remain in early development
>>2281398It's not even development hell anymore it's development limbo
>>2281398>a subtle movement of quarks in subatomic physical space converging into brain neuron activation initiating a cascade of information exchange within the brain that influences the decision making process of projecting a dream about a game in the beginnings of preliminary stages of initial early pre-production
I actually want them to try again with Three Kingdoms, trolling people with Cao Cao was fun
>>2279452>>2279463>>2279474
>>2281398It's project Jaberwocky and we're just waiting to find out who plays the part of the Japanese team.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spyJ5yxTfas
>>2281558>being this much of a retarded zogbotkek
>>2281347go back to your own dogshit website shartoid
>>2280224>>2281558your bussy is leaking xir
>>2281558The only worse thing I can think of are the English. Literally never sided with a white country against a non-white country but done plenty of the opposite. Even dipped out of Vietnam just to keep the streak going.>muh Cour de LionThe French guy who left England as soon as he could?
>>2281657meds
>>2281661he was actually Sardinian, but none of you midwits ever read a history book
>>2281668>expecting zoomgroids to be literate on /vst/rannyngmi
>>2281379The original intention wasn't woke thoughHere it will be, the intention will be to preach to you how diverse and feminist history was but at the same time it was racist and sexist which is why its the current. year.
>>2281668Did you get this one from quora or chatgpt? Either way you might wanna check your dates so your epic gotcha doesn't end up travelling back in time, you stupid fucking pakijeet.
Total War Medieval 1 doesn't work on my retro machine and I am pissed
>>2281653>>2281659>proves my point instantlyLol, thanks>>2281661>allied with France against the ottomans who where allied with Germany>allied with the States against Japan who were allied with GermanyNow name me a single war that Germany fought period that wasn't either against other white Europeans, or allied with browns or frequently both at once
>>2281702>he doesn't know of Bradleyjust give up anon. This is embarrassing, and your google translate english is giving away your Dravidian fingerprints
>>2281791>guys, I'm only pretending to be retarded
>>2281799Learn to read English Fritz
>>2281791"Germany" has only fought two wars and lost both, which ironically enough is a worse track record than shitaly. As for perfudious Albion neither Ottomans nor Japan were involved in the breakout of WW1/2 and in both cases Britain joined specifically against Germany. And both were formerly Britain's pet projects gone rogue.
>>2281661>>2281668>>2281791>>2281799>>2281801Okay kids, off the board with you, let REAL adults talk for once! You must be at least 18 to post here, and I can clearly see that none of you even passes 16. Honestly, this is beyond pathetic to see my favorite board devolve into a kindergarten for edgy kiddos with no parental supervision
>>2281801>SAAAR! SAAAR! REDDEEM THE ENGRISH SAAR! YOU ARE REDDIT SAAR!
>>2281820>the breakoutBritain's entry into both world wars was literally a direct response to Germany invading a white, non aggressive nation for no reason beyond expanding it's borders lol. Doesn't change the fact that the statement that Britain had never allied with a white country against a non white one is not only untrue but hilarious when "Germany" has a 100% track record of allying with non whites and fighting exclusively against whites.
>>2281828>he shat and pissed thinking he was making some kind of pointYour concession is accepted
>>2281835>>2281828>>2281820>>2281837>poltard speech and racismunironically proving my point! Kek, this board is so bleak, but I tire of educating losers. I'll leave that to your absent parents
>>2281821>>2281840Fucking reddit in here isn't it? I'm sure even the jannies think you're a faggot
>>2281840Remember to close the door when you leave, you retarded gaggot
>>2281842>>2281845>they keep proving my point*yawn* It's too easy with you guys
>>2281850
Okay guys, real talk...Should Med III have femboys? I know it's no longer the period of Rome and Gr**ks, but it would be nice to have a "defeated foe" in the general's retinue, and that foe is a sissy you captured from the enemy army or an enemy POW that you dominated. I know this wouldn't be popular in europoors and some mussies, but I would be cool to larp as le steppe warlord with a femboy harem from each faction you destroy
Historical TW bros, is this finally it?No more fucking sagas or mediocre settings Mediaeval 3
>>2281866ON XBOX LIVE!
>>2281865well depends on what region they would be. Most of 11th century Europoop was full of Norwood beardcels and Fat Ugly Bastards, so by all means, you would have to plunder the Levant and Egypt for such a retinueHowever, CA would NEVER have the balls to implement such a based mechanic
>>2281865>CA>Anything that can be considered problematic in this fag age
please mods nuke this thread
>>2281891I second this
>>2281891>>2281894stfu both of you!the thread is only getting better
>>2281865Yes, next question
>>2281865>should?absolutely!>will it?Not with Cucked Assembly at the helm
>>2281865I will mod it in myself because CA are cowards
>>2281866The monkey's paw curled and it will be significantly downgraded in quality and gameplay for the hundred people that will play it on console
>>2281916
>>2279092Lmao you're right, look at all those replies to himself.
>>2281891Yeah don't worry it's deleted>*accidentally deletes the IP counter forever*
>>2279074FUCK THIS NOISE!GIVE ME TOTAL WAR MELNIBONE
No Jeff van Dyk, no buyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jBc4OjWORwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPPQ80QfFt0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okbQMjdx_k4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4DZog7faRg
>>2279074Far too early to make any real judgements. Console announcement is very bad. Lost of shill-tier posts in this thread.
This kills thy knight
>>2281940
>>2279239Armies needing a general is the worst.
Is Volound already seething about this?
>>2282039of course
>>2282047https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KBph49BNr4
>>2282054>elder scrollsWhen was VI announced? It's been so long
Was WWI ever really on the table? I'd personally much rather have that than a worse version of a game I like.
>>2282054I actually liked this commie's older, edited videos that got to the point rather than this rabbling slop he puts out nowadays
>>2281842is this "Reddit" in the room with us right now?
>>2282054>He has BadEmpanada in his recommendsnever gonna make it
>>2279238How is it possible to be so PAINFULLY BORING? I hope you get castrated so that no one ever has an opinion as retarded as yours
Go to reddit and expirence mostly hivemind and low quality posts.Go to here an expirence mostly toxic and low quality poststheres no way to win
>>2282298It's all so tiresome
>>2281113I agree, which is why I called it the bad. But if it does get a proper development then there's some hope. Highly qualified of course because this is CA we're talking about.
Meaningful details from this interview: https://www.gamesradar.com/games/total-war/medieval-3-is-in-some-sense-our-half-life-3-total-war-medieval-3-is-finally-in-the-works-and-creative-assembly-is-leaning-on-immersion-to-make-it-worth-the-19-year-wait/Copypasting highlights from a reddit comment:>Initial attempts at development began as early as ~2015 …this isn't Creative Assembly's first stab at making Medieval 3. Collum admits the studio has tried on three separate occasions to get the sequel off the ground, and for Wojs, one in particular sticks out. "After [Total War] Atilla we had a proper go at some early concepting of Medieval 3 and we actually went off on a research trip – a reenactment of the Battle of Grunwald in Poland," says Wojs. "I took a small team, taking photos and doing research.">Better visual feedback for historical events and player actions in campaign While Medieval 2's liveliness required some "suspension of disbelief" – imagining details and events that weren't necessarily shown explicitly in-game – Medieval 3 will show, not tell. "You fill in those gaps [in Medieval 2]," he explains. "Whereas what we're looking to do now is actually bring those things to life, and have them present within the world." “…[Medieval 2] didn't always help you to connect the dots, or show you all the facets of how you're reshaping and rewriting history. That was a big starting point for Medieval 3: we really wanted to show more layers of how you impact the world, more layers of how you can rewrite history, and how the world responds to your actions as well."
>Greater strategic depth to the campaign …its developers are working to craft that depth and sim-feel before layering the traditional Total War experience over it. "What we have is more layers of that simulation that the player can interact with, if they choose to," says Wojs. "It's peeling back those layers of engagement depending on the way the player wants to play and experience the game. On the face of it, yes, they can treat it like a Total War game and paint the map red. Or they can engage with all of these systems, all of these layers that make it so much more meaningful.">Visual unit upgrades hinted at Walter emphasizes "specifically" looking at the connection between the campaign map and battles – pointing to the way that equipment upgrades selected in Medieval 2's campaign would be reflected in what units wore in battle>More moddable campaign map with the new/upgraded engine Thanks to Warcore, mod support – at a campaign level – will be restored to pre-Empire days.>Building on improvements from recent games, not just retreading M2 [Wojs] notes that Creative Assembly has learned a lot in the near-20 years since Medieval 2. "When we talk about fostering the rebirth of historical Total War, we need to take the best of the best and try to build Medieval 3 with all of that in mind," he says, "not just Medieval 2.">Aiming for a collaborative and transparent development process with the community; crowd-sourced feedback is planned Creative Assembly has never unveiled a game at this stage (Wojs points out that interviews like this are usually held in the six-month window before launch), nor has it made a comparable effort to involve the community in a Total War title's development like this. Some elements of Medieval 3 will even be decided by players, says Wojs, with polls and iterative feedback sessions designed to foster that collaboration.
>>2281718Get the GOG.COM version or pirate it.
There better be no fucking heroes and no duels.>grand strategyOk, what does clicking a button as a viking turning England into free cities do? Lose me land? I'm playing a videogame.They just better develop this with modders in mind so they can fix all the gay British shit out of the game.
>>2279227This but unironically.I play total war to see lances hit a unit and then the unit number drops rapidly.If they're little Lego people then they'll explode when that happens too.
>>2282526i wasn't being ironic.....
>Do you know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
>>2282530This but unironically.
>>2282298That's what happens when you talk about a company that's been fucking up for 20 years.>dude I went into this crazy bus thread and they all say it's shit! Every time, bro!
As long as they make the soldiers look more uniform. I don't give a fuck about accuracy there.I'm not looking at 1000s of dudes wearing brown, red, yellow, and green that look exactly the same as the other brown guys but THIS one is elite!Zoom in on swordsmen in warhammer. That's what I want, not Attila.Fuckers better color coordinate.
video games in general haven't been good since shogun 2, and total war games especially have not been good. hard pass. you hear me SEGA investors? hard fucking pass. just cannibalize the company and do us all a favor already you fucks.
>>2279074I almost died of cringe from watching that DEI/ESG bait.The 70IQ paki caliphate cannot exterminate these british troons quickly enough.
>>2279422
>>2281891board*
>>2280134Sega trusted them with Hyenas
Wow, that trailer really sucked.
>>2282603You now have the gay from watching it
>>2282631I've boycotted CA since Empire. I thought maybe this would be TW:40k. I clicked out of misplaced nostalgia for MTW 1 and 2
Just stumbled on this post from them. Obviously just marketing chaff but the examples help give an idea of the scope they're going forhttps://www.totalwar.com/news/our-vision-for-total-war-medieval-iii
I'm not kidding.There better not be one nigger in my European army.He ruler portraits better not be a single ounce swarthy and the Scandinavians better be white fucking white.
>>2282547>More uniformIf you mean we arr wear same uniform then you're bitch made. Medieval armies should be colorful but thoroughly heterodox. Go play fucking star wars if you want clone troopers
>>2281379You're probably the same fag who's been saying this for years.You say it to excuse wokism, not because you care about tempering pur expectations.A fake Amazon unit is not the same as Paki rape gang cultural mandates that the hellscape of England forces upon it's citizens.What are you even talking about? Come on.
>>2279074WARP SPEAKS TO MEI FORSEE GYPSIES RULING SWEDEN, FAGS AND CUM ARROWS AND PARABOLIC CUM GUNPOWDER UNITS
>>2282138Yes, unfortunately, you stupid retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nc3scnZJOGQI never felt like "England Lost" got enough shine
>>2279618Was three kingdoms also the bulgarians? Because that was a pretty good game desu
>>2282547its the medieval times.not the Napoleonic Wars faggot
>CA drops a TESVI tier trailer about a game being in "early pre-production">reddit fanbase of this shit franchise all cum from excitement
It's going to be complete shit. CA is an empty, hollowed-out husk. I didn't even finish the """trailer""".
>>2282908Even plebbitors are shitting on them, CA is not exactly popular and this didn't help all that much.
>>2282745Meds
>>2281865no Astolfo, no buy simple as
>>2282836>NO! NO! YOU MUST KEEP THINGS BORING! IT'S HOW THINGS WERE BACK THEN! kys
>>2279969>>2279981>>2280994>>2280013>chuds ruining the thread again with their derailing racismYou just hate to see it
>>2279074How about Total War GASSY Instead? This Franchise needs a HERO!
>>2282968>medskill yourself you unoriginal giganigger
>>2279981correct
>>2279074>>2279076Don't worry guys, I'll fix it!We just need to add a bunch of boobs for a harem mechanic. Pops so we can simulate genocides, and finally, the ability to rename everything for maximum larpOh, and for max diversity, we'll make everyone white, except the Bulgarians, and the Ukrops, they shall be vantablack.Also, every Hungarian will be named "Atilla Mezoachudbegyanzi"Then just publish it, and watch the money stream like a river!>DECISIVE VICTORY>YOU WON THE CAMPAIGNno need to thank me
>>2279981>>2283003>samefaggin in the big of 25le sigh
>>2283011I KNEEL!
>>2281791Blumpf lost again Biden, get over it
>>2283021mislpelled award
>whole thread is just retards fighting each other instead of actually staying on topic about Med IIIIt would be funny if it weren't so sad!
>>2283023you too chud
>>2283034There is nothing to say about a game that is basically nothing more than a few concept art pics.
>>2283021>most medicated schizo
>>2283034Game is not coming out until like 2030 and all we know about it is the title and like 2 pieces of concept art. There's no serious discussion to be had.
>>2279074>MIDieval III releases>Only Castille, England, France, Pisa, and Scotland are playable.>HRE is day 1 DLC with the Empire system ported from Warhammer>"Rise of The Roman" DLC to Play as the Byzantines>"Warriors of Allah!" DLC to play as the almoravids and the fatimids (both are the same but differently colored)>"We stand with Kiyv" DLC to play Galicia, Rus, and the other slavoid Shitholes>No Mongols, they will come in Total War Medieval: Genghis!>No crusades, too racist and Bush-like.>No Naval battles, too much effort that can be spent on a BIPOC DLC>"Our Ancestors" DLC, which lets you play Sweden, Norway, and Denmark>half of their troops are black>England gets Robin Hood as a legendary Hero, he also has the "Sherwood Sharpshooters" as his Regiment of Renown.>Christian factions have the option to become atheists for a +20 morale and public order bonus>Muslims get polydynamics mechanic>Orthodogs get missions they can ignore>Pagans get Black Varg as an advisor69.99$ please
>>2281558>I am blanco O algo
>>2283055lost
>>2283055>forgot that battles will be capped at 1000 so the game can be released on console
>>2283069I swear nobody is more thin skinned than germoids and their wannabees. You niggers might as well he turks. Oh wait lol
>>2283138nice spelling. retard, not only you're a chud, but you're also stupid! lmao
>>2283138>throws shade>mad when he catches a fadeavg 4chins incel everybody
Medieval III? more like...MEDS!HAH! TOP KEK
>>2283206That was beyond unfunny and cringeI hope you burn in a petrol pit, you normgroid
Hey uh, we have absolutely nothing to show you for our 25th anniversary since we had to cancel a few projects and lay off a lot of staff.Here's something you'll see in five years and an announcement for an announcement, thanks!
>>2283206>the redditor chuckled as he hit enter, then screenshoted the thread and posted it on r/4chan to haverst updoots from fellow redditors and hopefully get some gold from kind strangers
>>2283214smol family cumpany, pls understand
>>2279076Sadly, this is the truth. And frankly it won't even be due to the reasons vst bitches about namely muh DEI and wokeslop (to be clear, with 3-4 queens and two kings in the trailer, that will be present and at least slightly annoying)The core reason this will fail is CA lacks the technical capability at this point to deliver what anyone who still plays the historical entries actually wants, namely a more polished version of the M2 battle engine (unit movement, etc.) and world map mechanics (diplomacy comes to mind) coupled with a competent AI that can actually interact with it. And maybe better graphics or something, I don't really care but it's AAA so most will expect it. Not having "CHRISTENDOM" as the implicit main character and flavor texts written by guys vibing on what they learned in their Western Civ classes is just the icing on the cake. In fact, I would go as far to say that a more nuanced/revisionist/whatever portrayal could be interesting IF they still stuck to what actually happened.
>>2283188>esl can't actually point out any words I misspelled lolNice try pajeet>tries to justify his thin skinYou're that south park meme made flesh lol. Keep going Fritz, show us how you're not a sensitive bitch
>>2283296>might as well "he" turks.just stop anon, this is embarrassing
>>2283138>>2283188>>2283296>>2283331>those two have been going at it the whole dayHoly fuck, just stfu and kiss already!
Gooning to this thread, threadYou cannot upset-setgripping my cock, cockvery close to nut. nutReady to climax-ax
>>2283296>calls others thin skin while actively feeding an obvious trolljust becuase your skin is thick, doesn't mean your head must be too
>>2283055>Americas not even mentionedAztecbros...
>>2283034Hawk tuah yo
>>2283331>this obvious type between two letters right next to each other on a keyboard is a misspellingAside from your grammar showing you're an obvious ESL, it's curious how this is the best you can do yet you still act like you aren't a fucking retard. Lol
>>2283412>typoLOL, I'm sure this will break your brain too, won't it rajesh? Nothing screams jeet or chink more than your current behaviour
The best part is that even redditors are tired of CA's lies and are skeptical of M3 releasing. Of course there are the shills who go "you just want to complain", but I say it's 55:45 skewed in the Skepticals.
>>2283055>France gets Jean de Arc as their starting Legendary Lord>'Miracles' ability set>Still no reload animation>Units still cannot pass through each other>Italy can re-combine into the WREI have zero faith in CA at this point
>>2283415>samefagging this hardbruh
>>2283387CONQUIS-TADORESH
>>2283484>thinks I was samefagging and not just replying to myself openlyholy fuck how new are you?
>>2283011If CA wanted to make money they would do this>>2283034It will be shit so it gets a shit threadEnjoy
>>2283055This will be it watchI keep forgetting just how fucking gay the world got in the 2010s that even the Crusades aren't allowed to be depicted anymore and European history has to have black people in it.
>>2283055>Dracula Awakens DLC>Wallachia is pretty much Warhammer Sylvania, but with gypsies instead of zombies, and their boyars are reskinned crypt ghouls with beer bellies>Vlap the Impaler as starting legendary lord>Has spell ability to summon wooden stakes to impale enemy units >No bonuses against the Ottomans becuase that would be Eurocentric demonization of turks, and just like GoW, WE MUST BE BETTAH!
>>2283569>>2283480>England gets Robin Hood as a legendary Hero, he also has the "Sherwood Sharpshooters" as his Regiment of Renown.>France gets Jean de Arc as their starting Legendary LordThat would be the best game CA ever made. A historical fantasy TW game with heroes of legend. I'm sold.
>>2283034Meds III more like
>>2283645HAH! TOP KEK!
>>2283636even the audience is dead, completely partitioned between fantasy retards and people that moved onto more complex strategy games.
>>2279076/thread
>>2283480This is why I am not hyped in the slightest. LL's and single general armies in and of themselves are huge limiting factors. Can't even train up a young general by having him be a veteran's understudy anymore.
>>2283011>harem of historical peopleIsn't that just Fate Grand Order?
>>2283691I miss when the vidya industry was simpler and more driven around fun instead of torn between the extreme casual and the autistic paradoxianle sigh
>>2284207>FGO Total WarFUND IT CA
>>2284261That's not even the problem. The divide is>I LOVE WARHAMMER TOTAL WAR! PLEASE MAKE LOTR, WARCRAFT, ELDER SCROLLS, DUNE... TOTAL WAR!and>FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD JUST MAKE MEDIEVAL 3 YOU FUCKING RETARDS
>>2282696What you said isn't in any TW game. You're a retarded schizo so just stick to trannyhammer
>>2284547>DUNE... TOTAL WAR!There's like 4 factions who would you even play as?>Emperor>Atreides>Harkonen>FremenAnyone else is background filler and irrelevant
>>2284725>There's like 4 factionsLet me guess, you think you need more?
>>2283055You forgot that the game's going to be 200 GB because game devs can't compress file sizes anymoreIt's not like it's impossible, Helldivers 2 recently got reduced from 154 GB to 23 GB
>>2284547>FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD JUST MAKE MEDIEVAL 3 YOU FUCKING RETARDSThe monkey paw curled, you will have waited a quarter of a century just to receive slopeval 3
>>2284728That's incredible.I wish they'd make a documentary with the guy in charge of that including all of the racist remarks about jeet programming.
>>2284585Retard can't even process that I insulted his defense of wokism.You excuse niggers, lack of genocide, and every other woke thing in total war because le Rome had le Amazon's.Kill yourself.If that's not what you're doing then you're so fucjing stupid that you don't know that you literally are.
>>2284740Like I said, stick to trannyhammer schizo
>>2279983How are they gonna make a medieval game on an engine they already designed around projectiles? Isn't that the exact same mistake they made with warscape? It's just gonna be more shitty 1v1 animation "battles"
>>2284778Hopefully this engine is at least build to allow larger battles. We have been stuck at tiny 20 unit armies for more than 2 decades now.
>>2284778Are you dumb?
>>2279446>black*swarthyfrom the tomboy tan
>>2279074Wow, I just actually watched that announcement trailer. And it was so hardcore cringe. I could barely watch it, if anyone had walken in on me I would have died of shame. So try-hard.
>>2284818>>2284778>Imagine, Cairo, 1352. As Mamluk Egypt, your trade relations with Venice have lead to Italian enclaves along coastal trade towns. Contrary to history though, you decide to promote Italian culture through lawmaking and reforms. Thirty years later, Italian General Nicolo di Brindisi, now Grand Marshal of Egypt, is leading a mixed force of Mamluk cavalry and Italian Crossbowmen to defend the realm against the Timurids...>Warcore - the next evolution of our game engine. It’s unlike anything we’ve worked with before, offering a bespoke set of new and improved tools across our animation system, to the renderer and campaign building blocks - all designed to bring the medieval era to life in ways we’ve previously never been able to achieve.>Yet in the forming mud, and bolstered by your General’s presence, your light infantry withstands the charge in a heroic brace. A park in the darkest hour that ripples through your army and starts to turn the tide in battle...They're going to spend 10 years making a bootleg Crusader Kings IV. Looks like the only thing they'll change in the battles is fucking dynamic weather and stat boosts from terrain. I mean knowing CA, who the fuck knows what will happen during development but also knowing CA, if this is the foundation they're setting, then the house definitely isn't gonna stand.
>>2284885God, that fag's physiognomy is so fucking atrocious
>>2283055>forgot to include pronouns and an option for leaders to transition
>>2284885You just know he's getting bullied
>>2282994so true sister
>>2283659PUT ME IN THE SCREENSHOT!!!!
>>2283296>thin skin>gets mad about collateral in WARlol, lmao
>>2284725>Paul legendary lord>+20 relations to all fremen POCs>+5 damage to all units when fighting chud harkonnens>can use "the voice" to control one enemy unit>all of that is useless becuase the Baron has a munch ability that vores any unit or LL>muh dessert>muh spice>muh Dune
>>2283055And after Genghis, we'll get Medieval 3: China, and have all the game tied up like muh fucking Warhammer, but you must own the first and second games if you want to play England or Mongols
>>2284836yes
yall would NEVER be ready for the total war I WANT...
>>2286094>the Baron is just Goth Greasus
>>2286132theres already a gaynigger sex total war and its called pharaoh
>>2281865/thread
>>2286146kek
>>2282994nah I love it! reminds me why I don't visit this shithole often
>>2282745take your meds schizo
I'm so sick of faction mechanics and iwin buttons. Just give my faction slightly better katanamanii and its grand
>>2286215>give me iwinunits
>2286283Bottom of the barrel bait, you don't even get a (You).
>>2284836They're pivoting the beginnings of a WW1 engine to a medieval battle game. The preview demonstrated destruction physics of an early modern building being hit by cannon balls, while claiming it was a medieval building. They showed tank track marks on terrain. So they're going to adapt this unfinished WW1 engine to a medieval battle game. Development hasn't even started and it's already guaranteed to be shit
>>22820562017 game awards
>>2286367you are dumb
>>2286511>NO! STOP NOTICING THINGS
>Pre-production trailerIn other words: historical players will be eating nothing but shit for another decade.
>>2286081>Germany invading neutral white countries is ok because collateral damage happens sometimes Oh so your opinion on Dresden then?
>>2282968>>2286168>Redditors mad about being called outDon't you faggots ever getting tired of talking like trannies?
at least half of the people in 4chan uses reddit or vice versa.This is a truth that some people dont want to admit. Half of the people in this thread are redditors
>>2279983>we could have gotten victorian-ww1 total war.>it was cannedNOOOO
>>2286695same as any other bombings you midwitThen again, nuance is something new to you so I'm not surprised it doesn't get in that thick noggin of yours
>>2286697>still thinks about trans foids in the big of 2025rent free
How hard is it to make a ww1 total war when napoleon total war ww1 mod already showed how it can be done?
>>2286756WW1 was fought on a completely different basis regarding formations and army organization, I think that even the new Warcore game engine still works on the medieval/roman/napoleonic wars type of formation (also called "grand battle").Sure, you could make a game about ww1 with that kind of gameplay, but it would miss on what made ww1 actually innovative in bellic terms, like sabotage troops for example.
>>2279074Dilating to this rn
>>2286695oh please chud! 25k isn't even close to what you stupid animals did to the poor JapaneseHowever your whole view of history is white vs black, so I guess you would be quite glad that your wife's boyfriend is white as you watch her get ravaged from your cuck throne
>>2286367unironically this
>>2286751>the rape of Belgium is just collateral damage>no I'm not deflectinglol>>2286796>you're a chud>immediately projects his cuck fantasy into the discussion You lost, stop embarrassing yourself
>>2286753>tranny having a melty
>>2286804>you lost becuase...uuuuhhh I SAID SO, OK?ugh and you chuds wonder why everyone makes fun of you once you step out of /pol/
>>2286809still rent free
>>2286810>literally can't even follow the conversation anymore because he's too busy seething about unrelated topics and virtue signallingSweet Jesus
>>2286810you're both poltards lol
>POL POL POL POL CHUD CUD CHUD CHUD REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT TRANNY TRANNY TRANNY TRANS
>>2286815>literally proving my point
>>2286818/thread
can you faggots not derail the thread with your political shit? Go to >>>/pol/, start a thread where you can call each other cucks without bothering other people and stay there.
>>2286745truth nuke
>>2286819You don't even know what your point is
>>2286824Unironically this! so fucking tired of these two >>2286810>>2286815shitting up the thread with their flirting
>>2286826woah I saw that guy in a movie
this thread is like a ukranian nuclear reactor
>>2286695>IT WOULD BE OK IF THEY WERE BROWN ONES!spotted the /pol/tard
>>2286834full of AIDS
>>2286831>>2286834>>2286838
>>2286110don't give them ideas
>>2286842woah I saw that guy in a movie too
death to all white people
>>2279133>early pre-preduction>femoids already in concept artle sigh
>>2286847oogaa booga
>>2286850>>2286847guys, make total love, not total war...
>>2286852> John Lennon would write an entire album about this
>BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPhey guys
>>2286860hi
>>2279133So when is the start time? It looks like there is at least one row above the 12-13C row but will we get dark ages?
>>2279946>baltoids are whitekek
>>2279074>300$ pls
>>2286870DLCs not included ofc
>>2283001>this mad over one wordloooool
>>2286863maybe the start date will be 1111 AD
>>2286875>redditor still mad about being called out like 2 days later Lmao even
>>2282686sorry anon! not in the current year
HERSTORY NIGS LOST! LMAOOOO
>>2286886history xisters...our response?
>>2286889keep attacking
Mods! Delete this thread, thank you
>>2286367>The preview demonstrated destruction physics of an early modern building being hit by cannon balls, while claiming it was a medieval building.Did they actually make that claim? I only remember them talking about implementing havok physics into the engine while showing that clip.>>2286863No one knows, including CA. They haven't started development on the game, all they have is a bunch of concept artwork, but they had to show something after a year of hyping up their shitty anniversary stream.
SNOOOOOOOOORE!this thread so BORING
>>2279074Remember when they used to do epic high quality CG trailers https://youtu.be/q7RHiyWHuV0?si=99ReWvFVerm4ynASNow we get this live action women filled slop. Holy cringe. It’s truly over for CA
>>2286789I mean you can make the argument that total war didnt portray the boshin war accurately either, yet people loved fots
>>2280596So where were the female warriors in Medieval II then? They had these same myths and still didn't do it. They didn't even include Joan d'Arc
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>2289458delicious
>>2279074what a nothing burgerCA deserves to go down in flames
>>2286886you think he'll turn red if we boil him like a lobster?
>>2286804at least bring up a REAL country you fucking retard
>>2281940about time someone said it! Hopefully I'll see my red fella, too
>>2279074>consolesit's dead
>>2289493BUT ANON! IT WILL REVIVE XBOX! THINK ABOUT IT!!!
Shit threadbump
>>2279074Would have preferred Cookie Run Kingdom: Total War instead
>>2289513I want creampie the blue one (male)
>>2289575me too anon, me too
>>2281940more like melons: TW
>>2289912slavs actually are the exception, though. No rational white person considers slavs to be of the same race. They are white only in complexion. In all other ways they are the opposite of whiteness.
>>2289993>belgium are slavsJesus
>>2289912I never talked about nationalism you daft cunt, it's literally a pseudo country composed of Flanders and Wallonia. But I'm not surprised by your historical illiteracy since you probably learned most of it through TV like most millennial midwits
>>2289995Your spelling is more horrendous honestly...but what should I expect from an underage retard?
>>2289912>>2289993>>2289995>the chuds are back This thread is garbage enough without you monkeys degrading it further
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP
>>2289993about time someone said it
>>2290013mmhmh! dinner is served
I'm hungry! can yall make me a sandwich?
>>2290003So is Germany lol>it's just a mishmash of previously existing bordersWow, just like the entirety of Europe. What's your point? >>2290006>muh spelling reddit is that way you stupid nigger
>>2290042>What's your point?It's not ancient you brainlet! Is your reading comprehension that bad?
>>2290053>1830 isn't old enough to qualify as a real country>that's why it's perfectly ok for a nation founded 40 years after to invade it and commit atrocities Fuck I hate germoids so much >also ethnic groups and national identities don't exist until the formal nation state doesKill yourself
>>2290063Im danish you stupid retard
>>2290063>ethnic groups and national identities don't exist until the formal nation state doesIt's called civilization, you dumb monkey
>>2290042>muh spellingYeah, it kinda matters when you're trying to larp as white on an imageboard for pretentious incels
>>2290029bacon n cheese, or a veggie one?
>>2289991Good one anon
>>2290063>invade it and commit atrocitiesI thought you poltards loved that stuff...oh wait, it's only ok when it's done against brown and black people? It's funny how chuds like you always clutch marbles when the same outdated imperialist mindset that "won" you your colonies turns to bite you in the ass.>um...reddit much!??Sorry anon, that "comeback" has long expired
>>2290115Talk about fake countries lol>>2290120>doesn't know what greentext is how to interpret it properlyKeep struggling Sukhdeep>>2290124Literally the only people who larp as grammar police are oversensitive chinks and jeets
>>2290144 are you actively keeping a basedcuck checklist next to you?
>>2290144>can't even follow the comment chain back far enough to realize the original point being made so he argues in favour of it for me Thanks you fucking retard lol
>>2290150>basedcuck no such thing anon
>>2290153>actually, I won becuase my og post made fun of germoneyHere's were you're wrong chud! I hate germans becuase they were racists, while you hate them becuase they killed other (just as racist) white peopleWe are not the same, and honestly, you should stop embarrassing yourself like this>THAT WAS NOT MY POINT! REEEEEEyour point changes with each reply, give up chud, I won :)
>>2290153So you ARE samefagging! what a way to expose yourself
>>2290157>proves my point further by demonstrating that he doesn't understand the original point being madeI appreciate the help lol
>>2290162whatever helps you sleep at night ;)
>>2290161>samefagging is when you make multiple posts over the course of a threadno? How fucking retarded are you?
>>2290166nigger It's obvious that you samefag to make yourself look smart in a shit thread
>>2290165>gets btfo>makes woman tier post>flees threadweak
>>2290172no shartoids in the thread nigger
>>2290169Point out exactly where you think me making multiple posts arguing a point ends and the samefagging begins you colossal faggot. Especially when I can pinpoint all your samefagging with ease lol
>>2290172>and so the incel proclaimed victory and went to bed, gigglingwould be cute if you weren't 500 pounds
>>2290174>I hate racists and chuds>the only guy in the thread posting like oneClassic
>>2290174>>2290177>you're the one samefagging I swearAlso >you're fat heheheheGoodness what a sad state of affairs your posting has become
2290181yawn, you don't even deserve the (you)
>>2290186>75 responses later>I'ma bitch reply, that'll show himSad sad state of affairs
>>2279074Volound won
