ASL 21 will be taken by a Zerg Chad, indubitably. The only question is, which one? Will Soulkey return for a fifth one? Will Soma get a second one? Will Zero display his old man strength by taking a third one, well past his prime? Will Larva? Will Effort? As he pushed into the Zerg's mainMarine a-move total no brainPenetrated by the sunkensHe felt his testes cold and shrunkenSo he scrambled for the mech switchLurkers out now better hide bitchSo he cowered in the bunkerZerg on four gasGetting drunkerTerranny, are you okay?So, Terranny, are you okay?Are you okay, Terranny?Terranny, are you okay?So, Terranny, are you okay?Are you okay, Terranny?Terranny, are you okay?So, Terranny, are you okay?Are you okay, Terranny?Terranny, are you okay?So, Terranny, are you okay?Are you okay, Terranny?Terranny, are you okay?Will you tell us where's your third base?There's a switch in the metaThen he struck you - hydra-lurker, TerrannyHe plowed into your tank lineBio-mech now died to the spineThen you loaded up the dropshipsYour last effortBut you ate shit
Terranny POV vs. Zerg Chad:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jD8Sqml-lA - i maek marine1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX6v2xsaL8Y - i maek goyliath1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72vQcOQbvMc - i maek goyliath1 (it works sometimes)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V5YjBJ8JKc - Hydra-lurker OPENING with no mutas! Bio-mech push predictably gets smashed. Also, peep the HYDRA BUST attempt!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HC0YpR4xRbM - meme guardian gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uVygUXfrC8 - i maek goyliath1
>>2349688Is it too late for a fellow millennial like me to play Starcraft and gitting gud or no? NGM? Never played
First ASL qualifier (weird meme format that even Artosis is confused about): four brackets, three Zerg Chads, one Tosser, NO Terrannies!https://youtu.be/YV4j11-6p8I?t=10414
>>2351809>that thumbnailA fine addition to my artjak collection
>>2349905Sc is very hard (perhaps the hardest game there is), and has been out for a long time so some millennials are really really good. If you want to be competitive there’s a bunch of solid amateurs you can follow and quickly get to A tier with rigorous training but is not a chill experience, it feels like work, and you will lose a LOT. The bombastic star league is a good set of amateur players to watch. Many of them stream. Some old masters have content on the basics. I love watching sc but playing competitive was always too much of a grind for me so I mostly played use map settings or vs cpu games. I watched a ton of pro sc (and sc2 before that was a dead game)- artosis and tasteless are the 2 biggest English commentators. The Koreans are still the best at sc.
are all zerg players this gay lol? all this guy posts about are muscular men and trannies
>>2349905No.The whole point of the ranked system is you lose until you get to the bracket where you fight guys of similar skill level.
>>2349905I started playing 2-3 years ago myself and I'm B rank zerg now. There's a lot of noobs on ladder and you can join CPL to find people around your level to play, plus there's more information and guides out there than ever. Actually getting *good* (A, S+ level) takes a lot of effort (unless you play brotoss) however
>>2352459>quickly get to A tierA is no joke. I don't know anyone that got there quickly.
>>2352707zergschizo is genuninely schizophrenic and so shit at broodwar he can't win with op zerg and cries for buffs when they're already the strongest race.>inb4 "terrany" player>inb4 "tosser" player
What are we watching tonight?
spoilershttps://youtu.be/YV4j11-6p8I?si=2YuxDt8J25LYHPTs&t=7333That rage gg, I love it
>>2349905I played the campaign as a kid, and picked it up again few months ago. Did some games against AI, then straight to korean ladder. Had about 1 - 10 real winrate (about one third of matches the other side instaquits after game starts, not quite sure why) doing 4-pools or hydra busts. The most memorable game was probably this protoss which tried some kind of quick reaver+shuttle build against me. His shuttle got destroyed when it flew over my rallied hydras and he ragequit over that. I think it's the best not to try to be hardcore about it, but instead just have some casual fun. We are getting too old for this shit..Thank you for reading my blog.
>>2352707>>2353405Are all Terrannies this bad? All they do it lose.
>>2353405Zerg is the worst race by far. If Terrannies and Tossers played against Zerg Chads with, say, swapped spells, they would never win ONE game.
Are Flash, Snow, and Jaedong the goats of each race?
>>2354408Top 10 Zerg Chads:1 and 2: Savior and Soulkey (it could go either way)3: July4: Jaedong 5 and 6: Effort and Zero (it could go either way)7: Larva8: Soma (will go to 7th if he wins again this ASL)9: Calm10: HydraThank you for your attention to this matter.
>>2354408Flash for terran without question.Jaedong for zerg for sure, Soulkey only became the champion because Flash wasn't playing.Snow is pretty mediocre overall, he has the best reaver/shuttle micro in the world but never managed to win any tournaments. Bisu on the other hand revolutionized the protoss game approach and pretty much invented corsair micro builds. So even though he fell off pretty hard in the past few years, he's still the protoss goat
>>2354563>Soulkey only became the champion because Flash wasn't playing.As the OP shows, Flash was eliminated by three Zerg Chads (neither of which is as good as Soulkey) in his last three ASL runs, and was so mind-broken that he retired. Moreover, Soulkey destroyed Light, "the best TvZ player in the world", and the other Terrannies in his four championship runs. Also, Jaedong wasn't even that good in the KeSPA era, and is only hyped up because he LOST to Flash (he only won one Starleague against him, the power outage incident) by gay redditors and teamliquidshitters, exactly in the vein of McCain or Romney. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>2354643Sorry, I'm not interested in nigger takes. Go back to africa or india or whatever smelly shithole you came from and take your shit opinion there.
>>2354655Flash LOST. Terrannies LOST. Zerg Chads won. There are the facts.
>>2354563I would like to nominate Rain to share the Protoss throne with Bisu, because even though he didn't innovate, when he actually bothered taking Brood War seriously (and not fucking off to play DoTA or Fortnite) he would magically win fights he shouldn't had won for no clear reason. Most notably in mirror matches where he would enter a build order loss and win with no cheese or gimmicks, just sheer solid mechanics.
Why is PVP the most boring mirror?
>>2354658The only fact here is that your skin is the color of shit.
>>2354943Are you ok Terranny?
Why do broodwar pros keep getting involved in crypto scams? I thought koreans were supposed to be smart
>>2355046flash is smart for running his own scam while soulkek has fallen for about 5 scams lol?
>constantly hear that light is "the best tvz player">actually check the runs >eliminated by zerg chads THREE times >eliminated by terranny sisters twice and by tossers twice (ONE elimination away from the zerg chad vs. terranny and tosser eliminations being equal)>only won one asl wherein he defeated one zerg b teamer (action)>"the best tvz player">terrannies are LITERALLY treated like trannies, i.e. people constantly hyping them up and lying to them that they are real women
BIG STORMGATE HYPE!!!
Why does terran have the highest win % at high levels?
It doesn't
>2355134>terrans break their hands every game to beat everyone>meanwhile zerg maeks a-move hydras to win, camps lurkers on ramps to make them unpushable, puts overlords on free scouting towers that every maps has, and maybe micros a muta out of the control group to avoid radiation while sniping workers for free thanks to zerg-biased map design>oh but zerg is actually weak and hard to play guys all these patchzergs are just that good :)I pray for the day a ghost lands a nuke onto zergschizo's head.
same, brother
Tasteless and some warcraft 3 guy?
>>2355782Tasteless did a stellar job in grubby's tournament, can't wait for him to completely drop the ball with the blizzcon one too
>>2355278i honestly completely forgot about that, how are they making any money?
Artosis can't have a wife because all terrans are gay
spoilershttps://youtu.be/Pw-FTrnaKRk?si=JjU329GIyLf4CwVs&t=2304everytime a probe dies, a RAM is lost forever
spoilershttps://youtu.be/Pw-FTrnaKRk?si=yxQ-ifNgk9R6Coy2&t=2413majestic Wraiths wrecking arrogant protoss fleet
>>2349688is it too late for a straight white male to get into bw? what do i think?
>>2355772>repeating the same points i have refuted in the previous threadSee: https://arch.b4k.dev/vst/thread/2170917/#q2316607. Sad. Also, Terrannies and damaged body parts...hmmmmm...
>>2356019Terrannies have so many overtrooned units that they simply never use half of them and people are shocked how strong the other half still is.
We love slay the spire here
>>2356019that pvz game was bonkers, i think my favorite game of starcraft ever maybe is hero vs mini on third world
>>2354479Note how even Tossers, as bad as they are, are still shamelessly hyped up. On the topic of Bisu: before he defeated Savior in 2007, there were only FOUR PvZ Starleague finals, and a Tosser already won one of them, so even the claim that Bisu was the first Tosser to defeat a Zerg Chad in a final is false; and it was by no means that big of an achievement considering the low final count. Moreover: a) a Tosser has never against defeated a Zerg Chad in a final, and, b) the Tosser performance against Terrannies, as well as the Tosser presence in finals overall, drastically declined after 2007. Therefore, the only demonstrable "Bisu Revolution" is a Revolution of Losing. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Dongbros I think this is our season
>soulkey constantly gets scammed by shit not even senile boomers fall for>effort forgets to sign up for ASLzerg players are very smart lol
>Flash back in>uhh guyse, I forgor to sign up haha
>>2357083He is not participating. Just typical Terranny behavior.
>>2357083what's up with his arm, how'd he fuck it up so bad?
>>2357523he played terran for decades
>>2357550oh cause he only used one hand
>>2357523korean-tier terran play strains your wrists and tendons like a motherfucker, terran is the hardest and most micro-intensive race in the game. Stimming, laying mines, sieging/unsieging, loading/unloading drops, all of that requires manual input.Compare that to being a worthless zerg nigger shitskin who just A-moves his entire army back and forth or controls a single group of mutalisks and wins off that alone (because of how cheap and supply efficient and OP zerg units are). The action economy is crazy imbalanced in starcraftThere was this one foreign euro pro player who switched from terran to zerg and he couldn't believe how much easier it was to play and win
There's a lot of shizo race shittery here but at least we can all agree Protoss are easy mode, right? Reavers, Dark Templar and Higher Templar all require almost negligible input to use well, while requiring the opposing player to instantly notice their spell/attack and react accordingly with hyperactive ADHD view-switching between their bases and army simultaneously. 80% of Protoss wins are them just simply attacking in two places at once and unleashing a DT, HT or Reaper attack somewhere that the poor Terran or Zerg wasn't watching for a split second. And to add insult to injury, you can't even do the same back because Protoss combat units are inherently bulky and won't instantly lose a billion zealots/dragoons in a surprise attack.
>>2357668>terranny has to left click then.........t-t-terranny has to r-right click?!?!There would be ZERO Terranny pros without medic autocast. There would be ZERO Terranny pros without unit queuing. There would be ZERO Terranny pros without flying buildings. There would be ZERO Terranny pros without infinite repair. There would be ZERO Terranny pros without walling. There would be ZERO Terranny pros without map hack (comsat). There would be ZERO Terranny pros without gas-free antiair and splash damage units. There would be ZERO Terranny pros if they had to get a third before the thirty minute mark. Etc., etc., etc. Why have so many Terranny vs. Terranny matches lasted up to forty minutes for 25 years now? Moreover, why are NONE of the Terrannies' supposed TvX skills apparent in TvT, the average match instead resembling a Command & Conquer mission? Whenever the Terranny's racial advantage is taken away, neither Terranny can do anything. It's embarrassing to watch and, no doubt, doubly embarrassing to play. Everyone knows that every Terranny is nothing but a fraud, themselves most of all. Reddit, teamliquidshit, and gay9 punditry about MUH ULTIMATE WEAPON is analogous with the 2020-2021 Yankee punditry pontificating about Biden's greatness. You LOST and you will keep losing. See: https://arch.b4k.dev/vst/thread/2170917/#2331991. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>2356045Not if you play zerg
>>2357815Artosis would rock you in zvz
>>2357825He can't even press the skip pedal in time.
>>2357815>https://arch.b4k.dev/vst/thread/2170917/#2331991Also, they made the quarters best of 5 according to liquipedia, knowing that more games naturally favor the better players, i.e. Zerg Chads. Full 41% mode!
Tiresome race arguments if playing Terran is so hard and Zerg so easy why are you playing competitively with a handicap and then being upset when you lose? The answer is always some moralfag principled bullshit, it's a game cuck boy play to win or don't get upset when you lose.
I fucking hate mass cyclone hellion pushes fuck mech and fuck Terran players who play mech. Stupid fucking mass thor siege tank unbeatable late game FUCK
wrong thread
>>2356019What a game. All Mini had to do was hide his observers within the carriers like a normal person and he couldn't even manage that.
>>2357999Where is the Starcraft 2 thread
>>2358373here, but no one really talks about it too much. zerg schizo has kinda driven away most posters.https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxjwsfUA7H6h1p4M3I0trivWLAlwZkC4Mm
>>2358388I was just looking for a thread to discuss how to beat terran mech as Zerg because I can't find any videos on beating mass cyclone hellion pushes. That shit makes me want to quit the game
>>2358037Terrany physics
>>2357983>t. Literally a trash human being. Just a piece of shit.
>>2355553>>2355553Is this dude still relevant? I enteres his stream a few months back and there is like 400 people and there is constantly text to speech spamming "eat shit eat shit Mario ate shit eat shit puss and shit in artosiss mouth" Who can stand listening to this?
>>2358466it's so funny seeing his commentator personality compared to his streams
>>2358466>Is this dude still relevant?he's the most active english speaking brood war content creator, but he's nowhere near pro level and never will be (but he copes about it nonstop)> I enteres his stream a few months back and there is like 400 people and there is constantly text to speech spamming "eat shit eat shit Mario ate shit eat shit puss and shit in artosiss mouth" that's how he makes money for his 4 children family, he gets verbally abused nonstop and paid for it>Who can stand listening to this?people who get off to verbal abuse. He once noted his stream views and concurrent viewers fell and never recovered because of this, but the ones who stayed keep paying money to abuse him. And he's happy to accept this deal
the maps are hilariously bad this season, holy hell
>entire bracket of just thisholy kino
>>2358963my excitement of flash coming back is kinda dampened by most matches being thisI shan't watch any more tankslop than necessary
>>2358963>>2358980>Why have so many Terranny vs. Terranny matches lasted up to forty minutes for 25 years now? Moreover, why are NONE of the Terrannies' supposed TvX skills apparent in TvT, the average match instead resembling a Command & Conquer mission?See: >>2357815
>>2358427Uh oh melty, racefag getting BTFO once again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8CIbPyTOXQTerranny status: no ok. Also:>man hydra-lurker-defiler exterminates terrannies>man hydra-queen exterminates terrannies>man mass muta into mass hydra exterminates terranniesHmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMM. I wonder what will happen when Zerg Chads finally take the mass hydra opening pill in ZvT.
kys
>>2359285>zerg is the weakest race>also zerg wins with any unit comp against any raceso which is it?
>>2358395sorry friend. i mostly play and watch broodwar. werent there some gsl games fromwhenever the last tournament was showing how to defend it?might have better luck asking on reddit
THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS
More very important twitter screenshots
>>2359377so he not only gorges on smokes and alcohol, he also buys the most overpriced and overrated fast food out there? In fucking south korea where you have tons of delicious variety?
>>2359300A very complex topic.
I'm just catching up on the current situation, we got Artosis casts of the ASL open qualifiers ... once the actual tournament is here, do we get the Artosis + Tasteless duo casts again?
The same as always but this time they are going to upload the vod on soop first
>>2359406Yes but they a) don't case it live and b) always upload it like 48 hours after it happened. Bum City.
>>2359396It's actually very simple, the zerg schizo is just a deranged subhuman shitskin who contradicts himself all the time.
>>2359434As previously stated, unit composition has little to do with racial strength.
>>2359453As previously stated, kill yourself you retarded moronic obnoxious shitskin.
We are going to korea to watch asl
which korea?
>>2359537i don't think the good one has computers to play starcraft on
>>2358537Ok, but why does he still have 400/600 people watching? Artosiss clearly doesn't have the sound on he never reacts. He clearly turns his head and reads the message on his second monitor. The only people suffering are dudes watching that have to listen to that day in day out not artosiss have myself.
>>2359598i imagine artosis just has the volume very very low, so that he can still hear if someone says nigger, but low enough that he can easily tune it out
>>2359606you can't say nigger you're gonna get banned for that
>>2359464Full 41% mode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKHz8oSfp6cWe are having a melty
>>2359598>Ok, but why does he still have 400/600 people watching?They enjoy it. They're not human. They're subhuman, much like the zerg schizo
>>2355861Investors are selling Mortens organs
like me starcraft, like every matchup, like watching it and just enjoy watching and playing the game for the love of it
>>2359868this dude banned me and called me a retard over absolutely nothing. I'm happy to see his life has collapsed completely and his streaming never took off. The best revenge is simply living well, and sub humans like this will crumble into the sea.
>>2360155Terranny meltie
>>2360155he's a huge bitch too, his reason for not playing in ASL qualifiers is because his fragile shitskin ego couldn't take the pity and/or criticism after failure
>>2360632Is he a jeet?
damn I sure do wonder if that person going by "gypsy" is a jeet
>>2360632which is especially funny considering he trash talks everyone and everything with huge confidence. Just an obnoxious narcissist all around
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kXvGw-_s3Qcorporate bitch
Why is arty casting ASL without tasteless? Did the booze take him?
>>2360844tasteless is having relations multiple times per day with korean broads, artosis is just doing stacraft and family
>soulkey gets way outplayed by 2port wraith>decides to just MAEK MUTA>winsclassic ezpz zerg
>>2360929Wraiths are extremely overpowered. Let us consider just the air defense, turrent vs. spore colony: 75 minerals vs. 125 minerals (?!?!), roughly double the build time, lost worker (plus a larva will have to be wasted on remaking it), etc. Common retarded points:1. Muh d-d-d-d-damage type! Irrelevant. Terrannies can, and often do, make enough turrets to shut down any muta numbers, it's just that they often feel entitled to skip static defense (part of the overall mass delusion that they are, or ever were, actually good at the game; all they do is cut corners and gamble). If turrets did normal damage, Terrannies would simply make even fewer turrets and dilate even harder when they lose because of it.2. Muh d-d-d-d-double hp! Irrelevant. A turrent can be indefinitely repaired, therefore it can have functionally infinite hp. Just two turrets being mass repaired can take down 11 mutas. I don't know the number of wraiths needed to take down one spore colony without losing a wraith, but it's most likely shockingly low, something like 7.Also, Leta is a faggot. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>2360893I don't believe that, Tasteless doesn't seem like he's doing well.
>>2360893>tasteless is having relations multiple times per day with korean whisky brandsftfy
>>2360960Kill yourself
>>2361068Keep in mind, Terranny, that this is just looking at static defense. When considering things like marines costing no gas vs. hydras costing 25 gas, it gets way worse.
There is no way terran is losing this
>>2361190>no games played yet>half of them already lost
>>2361190Rain - SharpSoulkey - JyJLarva - ShineMind - LightFlash - Rush Queen - Best
Laughing at people who genuinely believe Flash will get anywhere near the finals
>>2361212i have sent threats to every single player that if they don't let flash win then i will pay tasteless to fuck their girlfriends/wives
>>2361190rooting for my cute brain zerg boy Calm but who am I kidding, he won't even qualify to the ro16
>>2361190dongersisters... we got the hardest group...
>>2361190>TvT>ZvZ>missing out on all those potential ZvTsyikes. wont be watching this round at all
>>2361190That's a lot of Terrans. What the fuck happened? Schizos need not reply (but I know you will anyway).
>>2361190Minibros... it's over
>>2361242Terrannys are so narcissistic
>>2361252He deserved it. During the preliminaries he decided to do a Nexus first (so far so good) followed by observers first instead of his usual reaver drop because he wanted to meme on sSak and rush carriers. Unsurprisingly sSak did a timing attack before carriers hit and finished him off.
We need a compilation. I’ll post the ones I have later.
>>2361173Kill yourself
>>2361190The person in charge of groups who puts terrans together and away from the zergs and protosses should be shotScramble the fucking groups you slant eyed retards, put Shine in A, Larva in E, teolbo(t) in B, JD in D. Here, now you have exciting watchable groups instead of sixteen thousand hours of tank line management
>>2361213He will be too hammered to get it up
>>2361252He will win ASL when he cuts his disgusting nails
>>2361316retard
>>2361292
>>2361348
>>2361355
So did Effort manage to find a way in or what?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rz7ScmogbJA
>>2361343kill yourself nigger did I fucking stutter? Shoot the fucking gook who pulled the papers, make the next one pick the papers in the correct fun order or suffer the same fate
The only protoss who has a chance of ever becoming champion is Rainbut only if he actually took the game seriouslyEveryone else is washed and just not great
>>2361190Flash won't even make it out of ro24. He might even throw to avoid having to face either of the three Zerg Chads that have previously buck-broken him and/or to avoid a fourth, catastrophic, buck-breaking from Soulkey. Predictions: A: Sharp, Rain. B: Soulkey, JyJ. C: Larva, Hero. D: Royal, Calm. E: Rush, Speed. F: Best, Zero.
>>2361443>calm over lightlmao
>>2361443MedsHe's the goat and will win this shit easily
>>2361446>image from 2010Can't make this up!
>>2361445Light is not even good. Meme champion. On par with like Shuttle. See: >>2355134
>>2361252I remember back in sc2 WOL, this dude made up some gay fake ass story about how an American tried to steal his wallet and he ran after him and beat him up. It was his first time in the americas
>>2361246They are just the most dedicated and skilled stop noticing Anyway, not in order:Rain-SharpSoulkey-jyjLarva-ShineMind-CalmFlash-RushJD-ZerO
>>2361445Light fell off, raising children takes too much work. He has the brains but not the hands.
I wanna see snow eat all the terratrannies for breakfast and then get curbstomped by a zerg in the finals againI predict flash will underwhelm and soulkey will flounder now that he cant manipulate the groups to avoid zergs
>>2361480If a Terran wins this, don’t ever make another thread ok?
humiliation ritual
Will the classic presenter hooker return this time? Wasn't she on pregnancy leave last asl or something?
sorry I made her pregnant again
>>2361491>bisu has slightly tranny-like hips
>>2361363isnt it in the best interest of the organizers to just let him in anyway?
>>2362024Koreans aren't known for making decisions in their own best interest, it's the opposite actually
what are we watching tonight?
>>2361190A sharp rainB soulkey jyjC hero larvaD light royalE rush flashF best zeroshame to waste 4 zergs on mirrors when they could have helped lessen the amount of boring ass TvT
Why does everyone in my country play warcraft III, but nobody plays starcraft???
>>2362132well starcraft ya dingus
>>2361190A Sharp RainB Soulkey sSakC herO ShineD Light RoyalE Flash RushF JD ZerO
>>2362179ouch that's a lot of brown people, and it's your answer too
I only start caring when they do that ceremony where they tease eachother while making the groups live. How long until that part of the tournament?
>>2362179aftereffect of dota probably
>>2362367they have to be done with qualifiers and ro24they do groups before ro16
feel like pure shit just want him back
are you gay or something?
we are gay
>>2361190If they swapped places of Huro for Zero and Rain for Leta this would be the absolute worst and least entertaining setup of all time. Missed opportunity.
>>2361190(For anyone wondering: yes, it's possible to have no Terrannies in the ro16, despite these gross numbers. I've done the math. Thank you for your attention to this matter.)
soma, snow, bisu... who was the other seed? I forgot
chuck
>>2363183Make that ro8.
>>2362367what's the part where they tease each other
>>2363306nta but he's talking about the ro16 group selectionhttps://youtu.be/HZGZ9al6FXA?si=WktfzVnyIUqj6g2A&t=886
does anyone remember what somewhat recent asl game it was where a player cannon rushed the wrong base, i think it was on a 3 player twilight map but also maybe neo sylphid
>>2363400I think I do. It the deciding game in a semifinals or something wasn't it?
>>2363400>>2363424Actually, scratch that, was this the game you were thinking of?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqGxaW9YlUs
It's over...
>>2363425didn't help when i was looking for it that it was the season they named differently, thanks in advance
>>2363559It's over and over and over and over all the time, what naughty haram word slipped through TTS this time?
>>2363673his entire stream and twitch revenue comes from umoderated nigger behavior in his chat. If twitch clamps down on it, he'll be out on the street with his 400 children in no time
>>>/sp/153907801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEw3VBII60shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecCWCO0CQQINote: when hydra-defiler, or hydra-queen, replaces the KeSPA Zergslop composition (ling-lurker-ultra-scourge), Terrannies no longer exhibit any heckin epic "timing attacks", "macro", "positioning": it was simply that they played Terranny and therefore always had Terranny units, which are naturally good against the zero dps and/or glacial movement of the Zergslop composition, so, naturally, any encounter seemed brilliant on the Terrannies' part. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>2364134kys
so why do they give soulkey easy groups?
The blizzcon thing is just going to be some random games between ecelebs and some pros kek
Probably going to bring Boxer and Yellow out of the old people's home again or something (all games will be bunker rushes)
>>2364350Can't wait for tasteless to be absolutely useless all the timethat should be his new nickname. Useless
>zerg has glacial movement and zero dps>when hydras outdps non-stimmed marines and lings have the highest dps in the game>when zerg will almost always try to take fights on creep which increases movement speed and basic units get upgrades to their speed as well, even at base they outrun every other unitzergschizo once again displaying that he does not play brood war.
>>2364534...? I was talking about compositions without hydras. Also, creep does not affect movement speed in BW.
>>2358963Shit like this is why I watch scii more- when the game sprawls out and grinds down like the you're at least engaged by big pushes whaling into one another
>creep which increases movement speed
>>2364622>Is a shutin with no friends who plays a dead game>Refuses to leave his base to control creep spreadArt imitates real life
woah an actual retard
Damm, you really are a shutin if you take a playful jab this hard
I will admit to being retarded for thinking BW creep behaves like SC2 creep, I don't know how or why I convinced myself this was the case. zergschizo should still kill himself.
>>2364694Why are you doing this? Schizos thrive on attention. Ignore him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgh6lpR9ASEzerg OP
>>2364776Proleague and KCM are not representative of the players' skill due to the bo1 format. It generally favors the worse player in that the more games any two players play, the more it will favor the better player. This is why the ASL is the big league.
Flash is going to rape those zergsissies, it's going to be hilarious
>>2364819In the ASL, he has been eliminated by a fellow Terranny once, by a Tosser once, and by Zerg Chads three times, as the OP indicates. This was back when he "was good", mind you, and back when Soulkey was a nobody. When I say they will 41%...
>>2364865doesnt this just prove zerg is OP lol
>>2364776this feels so patronizing, like when you praise someone with intellectual disability for drawing like a kindergarten. watch him not make it past the ro16
im worried that flash will throw his games and not make it to at least ro4. i know there's a lot of skill involved, but there's a lot of luck too.
>>2364997Snow will chew any Terran in his way, even Flash.
>>2364997if he wins it'd be cool and i'd feel a bit bad that he didn't but i like starcraft enough that i'm happy for whomever winsit's like with the nada nuke vs larva where i really wanted that to land cause it'd be awesome but also larva did a good job in stopping it
Flash is winning unless his wrists explode
>people are actually rooting for a rugpulling scammer because he's very very goodlmao
I don't give a fuck if he scammed some dumb gooks or killed JFK, why should I care?
it's good that his first group is all terrans, i think the most demanding for left wrist is tvz for the terran
>>2364891it does but the zerg nigger refuses to shut the fuck up and kill himself
I think Flash isn't going to do too well. He's out of practice and he likes to innovate in the middle of a tournament (I don't blame him, since the only way to popularize new strategies is to win with them in torunaments, but it hurts). Watch him crash and burn when he meets a zerg and tries doing goliath play or 1-1-1 instead of the more reliable but less hypetastic Bio Terran.
>more reliable SK terranevery zerg worth their salt can destroy SK terran pretty easily
>>2365276Bio Terran is anything but reliable, you're basically playing the most micro intensive strat where one mistake costs you your entire army (and his wrists and tendons are already busted, he says he can only practice up to 10 games a day, more have diminishing results because of pain) and you count on literally ONE timing window of opportunity where you can kill the zerg, otherwise you end up in a hopeless slow grinder concluding in your lossBy far the best approach for him is to catch the opponents off guard with uncommon or entirely new timing strats, or technical strats where he can utilize high tech units early on. Like there was this one season where he kept wiping every zerg he met with valkyrie builds shutting down their then-current ZvT metaHe also said this is most likely his last season ever and he intends to donate all his winnings to charity as a final goodbye to competitive stacraft. He's not going to play fucking SK terran, he'll pull every possible ace out his sleeve
>>2365201>>2365327The 41% is already loading.
>>2365201>>2365327>>2365366If he is to be buck-broken by Zerg Chad for a fourth time, see this for a preview:>>2349879
>>2365327Yeah you're right. I didn't take into account his wrists exploded, so I guess he has no choice. I won't deny that mech feels superior because a moment of inattention doesn't mean your entire army dies to lurkers, but it does feel like as if Terran players lose more mech games than they do bio games. I'll be honest, I also just don't like watching TvZ mech play, 1-1-1 hinges on your starting vulture threatening to kill everything and then relies on the next steps being unpredictable to keep the Zerg off-balance. While goliaths are just boring to watch, it just turns into a pure econ war where the goliath blob meets the hydra or muta blob. There's just a lot more movement and drops going on with SK Terran. And the gameflow is dictated by tech progression which is more exciting to watch.
>>2365369nobody cares about online games lil bro, I could beat hero with a good cheese
>>2365374Honestly zerg is so disgustingly fucking OP that watching TvZ is like watching a surgeon with a scalpel doing open heart surgery. Either Terran goes in balls deep with a decisive neck snapping push the zerg can't stop at that moment within the first 15 minutes of the game, or zerg wins by the virtue of having the most OP unit in the game (defiler) on top of being able to refill his army in a single production cycle with a thousand cheap hatcheriesthe season that Royal won was a crazy display of surgical bio play with firebats greatly helping against dark swarm spam, I can definitely see Flash utilizing firebats in a much greater capacity than ever before
why are there so many terrans?
What went wrong with SC2 proscene?All i know is that they only wait for the yearly Saudi tournament
>>2365171Thats a weird way to spell Bisu
>>2365437they are very skilled with their hands
>>2365449serral started raeping everyone and because koreans are insecure with so tiny benis, they all stopped playing and the game collapsed.
>>2365449whole tourney infrastructure was created and maintained by blizzard so when they axed their entire e-sports division everything fell apart. ESL stepped in and tried to steward it but it was simply too expensive for them so they abandoned it.
>>2365449it had a good private company scene, blizzard wanted to monopolize it, they then cut it into different regions (korea/yurop) so koreans couldn't make as much money playing so no new gooks would play, shitty balance just wildly swinging back and forth, zerg being OP the longest and winning all the highest prizepool tournies, etc etc etc etc.the real question would be what went right with SC2 proscene lol
>>2365449>What went wrong with SC2 proscene?everything. And it all started with Jewzzard's infinite greed and envy over missing out financially on the Brood War pro scene (which is exactly what made it persevere to this very day)SC2 pro scene is a perfect example of what the Stop Killing Games movement is trying to prevent. The game dying once the publisher cuts support
your XY (male) gf
we are watching asl 7twitch.tv/leerak
>>2365928MonkaT
I will not be watching the groups with no Zerg Chads, naturally. My predictions: >>2361443. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>2366059kys
ok time to leave this thread until asl is over to avoid spoilers cya
>>2366182i love you man i hope you enjoy the asl
>>2366139Tick tock Terranny: >>2364608
>>2366182leave this board actually. The zerg nigger is on the prowl for spoilerposting
>>2366182this >>2366225 he makes a new thread whenever a zerg either wins the tournament or there is an upset
Let's take a look at "the best TvZ player", Light. Online practice games but still.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZgPsDnZCr8 - Lost bo7 to...Jaedong?!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coCrO37Cwrw - Lost bo7 to reigning champion Zerg Chad Somahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_jqLQLcl8o - Lost bo7 to QUADRUPLE champion Zerg Gigachad Soulkeyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIOH6K4TsWk&t=832s&pp=ugUHEgVlbi1VUw%3D%3D - Lost a game to Zelot (no "a"), potential Zerg Chad currently skillmaxxingJesus Christ...
he has more talent than every slop war pro combined
he doesn't, he's just finnish (and therefore autistic). If he poured his autism into drinking and smoking like the rest of the population, he would excel at that like the rest of the population
how long would it take an no attack upgrade ghost to kill a max upgraded ultralisk
>>2361443Group A: prediction status: 2/2; fewest possible Terrannies advancing. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwEUOk5asPUGIGACHAD ALERT! At 1:37, reigning Zerg Chad champion Soma has defeated former Zerg Chad Jaedong in DPL, HOWEVER, he defeated him by getting defilers and hydras, and retaining all of his own mutas at that, GIGAPLAGUEING Jaedong's mutas, and mounting a catastrophic HYPERCHAD assault with hydras under swarm, and blocking the bridges behind him with lurker eggs, that took out Jaedong's fourth gas, who tried to ensnare Zerg Chad Soma's hydras, in vain. The subsequent OVERCHAD assault at Jaedong's mineral only base entailed Zerg Chad Soma's full health mutas forcing Jaedong's GIGAPLAGUED mutas to retreat, and he also ensnared them for good measure, finally, the OMNICHAD HYDRA-LURKER-DEFILER finishing blow entailed Jaedong's ultralisks popping like balloons. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>2366671about tree fiddy
>>2366225You're stupid. Why would anybody enter this thread which is almost explicitly about talking about Brood War and the ASL tournament if they can't talk about it? You "no spoiler" freaks are so demanding.
>>2366954You're stupid. Why would anybody enter this thread or board when the zerg nigger will post the finals result the moment they happen korean time, when they can do it after Artosis posts his english commentary cast of the finals? You moronic shitskins are exhausting, just kill yourselves already.
>>2366967Artosis and Tasteless don't even commentate it live. As if that is not enough, they also post it 48 hours after it happens. It's literally a TRANSCAST, fitting for Terrannies. At least watch the other guys.
>>2366967Come on now, what you just posted doesn't even make sense.
>Amplemaybe the zergschizo was rightwhat the fuck was that?
Just watched group B. What a fucking trainwreck. I would laugh if it wasn't so depressing
As of Kim Min Chul's, aka Soulkey, de facto retirement today, Park Sang Hyun, aka Soma, is promoted to Zerg Gigachad. Kim Min Chul's unprecedented FOUR wins in a row, however, enshrine him as Permanent Gigachad, akin to Ma Jae Yoon, aka Savior, and indefinitely exempt him from demotion to former Zerg Chad, akin to Jaedong. I have no interest in "analyzing" today's games. Suffice to say that Soulkey proper would have killed Ample in the last game at least three times in the first few minutes. Moreover, Soulkey opened 12 hatch three times and, even though he easily defended three bunker rushes (this in itself is no small feat), this very much betrays a loss of killer instinct. Sad, but not unsurprising given his absence from both KCM and DPL. There can never be two Zerg Chads in their prime at the same time, look it up. To conclude: all Zerg mojo is in SOMA'S possession for the time being. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>2367433>>2367440>>2367442this is what you have done
>>2367458?
>>2366983What exactly doesn't make sense? That the zerg schizo will post the results the moment they happen in the middle of the night for the rest of the world, or that artosis will post it 48 hours later and that's what people here actually watch?
>>2367492>that's what people here actually watch?lmao
imagine being a cuck that has to wait 2+ days for a lackluster casting where one of the casters knows jackshit and barely cares about the game when alternatives exist
>>2367529>>2367551posers & secondaries with brown skin detected
>>2367563>I grew up with those 'tubers! It's like they are my best friends and I can't possibly enjoy starcraft without them!
>ampleliterally who
>>2367565Imagine not have moved on and quit caring about StarCraft before YouTube even came out
Spoiler alert..Ample vs Soulkey was great. It showed the war of attrition type of strategy. Zerg was boxed and couldn't expand. Ample didn't even need to commit and just harassed zerg when dropship is out
I swear Greater Spires are cursed in ASL. Just about every time a Zerg player builds one, they lose. Even if the guardians/devourers put them in a good position, they'll end up losing the game anyway.I think there's one successful Soulkey game with guardians from a few years ago (similar to the SK/Ample game last night iirc, just more well coordinated) and that's it.
what phenotype is this?
>>2367823absolute unit
>>2367823middle aged CEO
>>2367823Joseon nobility
>>2367823ultralisk
so many literally whos on the ro16. grim
>>2367823Chinaman mongoloid. Korea and Japan must unite against them. >b-b-b-b-but japan did a heckin invaderino on koreaYes. And? Is it better or worse than being a mongoloid? Definitely better.
https://play.sooplive.com/artosis/292699589https://play.sooplive.com/artosis/292699589https://play.sooplive.com/artosis/292699589https://play.sooplive.com/artosis/292699589TASTOSIS LIVE!!
>>2367790Pulling off a surprise attack with Guardians is a zerg wet dream but the sheer amount of resources it uses up means that even if you manage to trash a mining base and force a lift-off, you usually can't easily protect the Guardians from a few wraiths. And then you're left with an army unable to do anything against the Terran response. The only time Guardians work is when a zerg is already winning, and just need to choose a hive tech to finish off the game. If they're heavily invested into mutas they can easily switch into Guardians. That's where the majority of Guardian wins come from, it's when a 2 hatch muta kills everything at around the 7-10 minute mark and Terran can't do anything. Back when 2 hatch muta came back into style a few years ago, there was a (relative) lot of successful guardian switches.
any meme map like roaring currents this season?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nhC44ACWNYZerg Gigachad Soma HYDRA BUSTS a Terranny in practice. Granted, he opened two port wraith or something BUT the proof of concept is still there.
obesitybros... today was our day
Is this thread like /gsg/ for gookclickers?It has that same stagnant clique energy.
>>2368479it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWSfIYYikQcThe Soma-Terranny game here is top tier. The Terranny opens wraiths, drops marines in Soma's base, takes out his defiler mound, but Soma, being the Gigachad, defends and instantly moves out with hydra-lurker without defilers and walks the Terranny back to his base, then brings defilers over and forces the ultimate transition.
>play LoL for a week instead of practising>whole career goes down the tolietsoulkeybros...
>get recommended some giantgrantgames sc2 challenge runs on youtube>inspired to replay sc2 campaign for the first time since the games launched>have fun getting all the achievements, buy the nova campaign for 6 bucks and play that too>might as well replay the sc1 campaign while i'm at it, haven't played since it came out when i was a kid>it sucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuqeLXwutzYartosis getting his wisdom teeth out at 50 wtf
me maek nexusme maek carrierme win
>>2368716he just wanted to save himself the embarrassment of being beaten by a geriatric Flash
>>2368716Has he served the military yet?
>>2364267It turns out it wasn't so easy
>>2364267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMy4Y9qk2usZerg Gigachad Soma SUNKEN CONTAINS a Tosser.
>>2368975Note, also, that MUH REEEEEEEEEAVERS are a non-issue: he easily killed half of them with just hydras, other half got caught by mutas or the shuttles were scourged.
>>2368720Imagine unironically praising the StarCraft poo campaign while trash talking StarCraft won's. Hopefully bait
>>2367790>"Every time I made guardians, I lost" --Lee Jae-dong
Zergsissies our cope?
>>2364267OH NO NO NO NO NO
kek. ample is retarded and zerg is OP
SOULKEK LMAO. zerg 'chad' loses
>>2368914>>2369114>>2369181>>2369208Look at Soulkey's games against Snow and Best, now look at Soma's games against them. Terrannies and Tossers will wish Soulkey qualified. Also, are you ok Terranny?
>>2369403NICE FAG LOL!
>>2361446>>2369410>memes from 2010Sad.
>>2368542>>2367442>>2366772Are you ok zergtranny???????????? Are you ok????????????? Are you ok zergtranny?????????????? Looks like your predictions are off?????????? Are you ok?????????????? Looks like your zerg chad was eliminated in group stage in an extremely humiliating fashion zergtranny!!! Are you ok zergtranny??????????
>>2369418He was eliminated in ro16 last ASL, too, which Soma won. Try to keep up.
>>2369418>>2369422Won after beating "the best TvZ player" (see also: >>2355134) as an appetizer.
>>2369422is winning zvp even impressive?you get at least 2 free hydra bust wins in a bo7
You just don't get it, it's really hard to hydra bust, you have to build a fake spire first
tulbo killed off larva and shine lmao.
tulbo ate larva and shine
korea must have amazing food
Shine got clapped
ITS UPhttps://youtu.be/KfcMd_oKxOk?is=357fGslrnRkc0BsR
>>2369635I think its too much of a stretch to say that the game was decided after that bunker rush.Ample could've made a single mistake that would cost all of his vessel, and the game would flipped into Zerg victory
/v/ackbox
>>2369422Embarrasing cope. I'd stop posting and leave this place forever if I were humiliated as badly as you. Too bad your skin is the color of shit and you won't get the hint.
>>2369763>it was real in my mind
>>2369635>attrition He had enough units to kill the Terranny in the early game, both before and after he made the guardians. Moreover, he clearly saw that he did. Neither "attrition" nor any nonsense redditors attribute to Terrannies (MUH TIMING, MUH MACRO, MUH GAME KNOWLEDGE), just standard decline. See: >>2367442. Regardless, Soma is now Gigachad. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>2369902Are you ok???? Are you ok zergtranny????? You sound upset zergrtranny?????? Are you ok????????
>>2369907...? What do you mean? Tainted estrogen? We are currently on the fifth consecutive Zerg Chad ASL.
>>2369680https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lh1_YT3_RjU
>>2369908You sound upset zergtranny???? Are you ok???? Your zerg chads are getting defated left and right????? Tulbo the amateur defated two zerg chads in a row?????? Are you ok zergtranny????? It doesn't sound like you are ok zergtranny????? Are you ok??????
>>2369969There is only one Zerg Chad at a time.
>>2369969>>2369974Maybe the Terranny thought Group B was the finals or something?
Not gonna watch group E could care less if Flash is in it I'm not subjecting myself to 2+ hours of TvT
Besides HerO, what an embarrassing ro16 roster we have so far.
>>2369974>>2369975Are you ok zergtranny????? You're replying to yourself now????? Are you ok????? You don't seem ok???? Are you ok zergtranny????? You got btfo'd pretty hard, but samefagging?????? Are you ok?????
>>2370044Oh you could care less? That means you're going to watch it, but then the next thing you say suggests you're not going to watch it. Make up your mind
>>2370048Bot or retard? Anyway, for the last FIVE ASLs there have only been THREE ZvT series won by Terrannies (in quarters, semis, finals). Safe to say they are the last three.
>>2370050https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/could-couldnt-care-less
>>2369418He won because of maps, that's it. >maps force terrans to move out or lose >over make units and kill the move out that MUST happen>win "SOULKEY IS A GOD!!!! HE HAS THIS INSANE STYLE NO TERRANS CAN FIGURE IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>>2370098Terrannies can stay on two bases for 30 minutes.
>>2370078>he's seething so hard he started using all capsZergtranny??? Are you ok?????? You seem extremely upset zergtranny????? Your zergchads are falling left and right??????? To amateur players????? Ample and tulbo defeated your zergchads zergtranny?????? Are you ok??????
>>2370126>i maek marine>i maek copy paste
didnt soulkey only win his ASLs because he didnt have to face off against his own OP race lol
>>2370045The prevalence of online gambling sites post covid have been a disaster for competitive gaming.Soulkey lost and "tulbo" won sure man of course.
>>2349688https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zLrCB76MWchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zLrCB76MWchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zLrCB76MWc
Battlecruisers appear too little in pro games. I need to see more battlecruisers.
>>2370235we should get more TvTs this season
>>2370129>i maek zealot>i should lose>i win because zerg players bad and retarded
how does the sunken colony bug work where you can target things father away
>>2361452you were saying?
>>2370582Today's broadcast showed that his TvZ is 49%, a losing record. Also, Calm's opening was nonsense.
Zerg Chads vs. Terrannies: Solving the Matchup for GoodNo doubt, ZvT is in the best state it has ever been in. Paradoxically, this is not on account of any innovation, quite the contrary: hydra-lurker-defiler is actually an old, pre-Savior, composition, one that was mostly forgotten once the muta opening into hive rush was standardized, and the more "cost-effective" lurker-ling-ultra composition replaced it. Needless to say, the last quarter of the KeSPA era was the low point of ZvT, the worst it has ever been, in no small part due to this change. The assumption that faster higher tech = more damage is just that, an assumption, one that was proven absolutely wrong; so much so that, by 2011 and 2012, the matchup looked, and by all means was, hopeless. Cutting a long story short, let us consider how the vestigial KeSPA elements are still holding Zerg Chads back, despite their Historic success.(1/?)
>>23706281. The Muta Question. What exactly does "muta harass" even do? Can anyone point out where, exactly, does any one game, that a Zerg Chad won, mind you, show the cost effectiveness of the "muta harass"? The lair costs 100 gas, the spire 150, the flyer armor (almost mandatory) 150, and just 11 mutas cost 1100 gas. That amounts to 1500 gas just for the bare minimum required to even attempt the "muta harass". Where does the Zerg Chad inflict 1500 gas worth of damage (this would be merely breaking even) to the Terranny? Logically, nowhere. On the map control argument: it is always the mutas that go wherever the marines are not, never vice versa, and trying to "delay the push" simply results in losing the mutas; they call this a successful transition...? Not to mention that, if Terrannies do not feel entitled to skip the bare minimum of turrets required, the overall muta damage is literally null. Comparing this to a hydra opening (pre-lair): a den is 50 gas, hydra upgrades are 300, a hydra is 25 gas. Making a deliberately primitive calculation: with 350 gas spent on the den and upgrades, that leaves 1150 gas, which amounts to 46 FORTY-SIX (!) hydras. What can Terrannies produce in as short a time (hatchery tech with just pool required!) that can threaten this? Nothing. Therefore, this would actually achieve decisive map control, keeping the Terranny in the cuck shed without having to even "harass" them in any way, and letting the Zerg Chad expand and tech uncontested. (2/?)
>>2370328i think its something to do with the first part of the animation is going into the ground while the 2nd part is coming up and stabbing, so if you time it inbetween then you get infinite range on it as it just checks range for the first animation.im not a pro though, so i could be wrong.
I don't give a fuck about tastosis tomorrowWe are waking up early to watch FlaSh
>>2370716>We are waking up early to watch 2+ hours of TvTno I wont
>so much so that, by 2011 and 2012, the matchup looked, and by all means was, hopelessbecause of 3 hatch muta being dogshit, not because of ultralisks. retard
>>2370836A 200 gas unit vs. a no gas unit (marine) is not good regardless of how you look at it.
>Rush is outjesus christ this is really the season of literally whos
>both rush and speed are far less buck-broken by zerg chads than flash not to mention they are in tournament shape This is gonna be a bad one, Terrannies.
>>2370870Note: without his two third place series in ASL 9 and 10, his TvZ is 59%.
>>2370972historical percentages are irrelevant. what are his current ratings?
>>2370977100%he won every game he played
>>2371011in the ladder and stuff
For new Zerg Chad admirers who are confused about the player distribution, the three races are distinct regarding the Guy and the Crew: Zerg Chads always have the Guy (top player) but almost never have the Crew (solid contenders); Tossers always have the Crew but almost never have the Guy; and Terrannies have had both, until the current era, where Flash was the Guy, but there was no Crew, and then after he got buck-broken and quit, there was no Guy but there was a Crew. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Yeah i'm thinking Tulbo will be the champion
Pray that Jaedongers doesnt drop the ball tomorrow, he's been on fire latelyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgh6lpR9ASE
>>2371245Is this jinjin guy /here/?
>>2371311I haven't seen any suggestion that he is. He's just good to watch because he's the only person that translates Korean Broodwar content.
>>2371312Since the Western BW scene is dead and there aren't many places to discuss it, I reckon he would eventually find this place.Yeah, I liked his videos too. Watching pros shitting other pros is entertaining: https://youtu.be/wxNMSe750DkMa boi tulbo is getting bullied, lol
>>2371245I think his winrate is already back down to normal again.
>sSak>Ample>PianO>tulbo>Leta>Barracksin the fucking round of 16 over>Soulkey>Larva>Rush>Best>Queen>MiniThis game is devolving into a fucking joke
We did it dongsistershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQWVLa4zTMM
>best eliminatedhahahaha
DONG DONG DONG
>>2368542Note: reigning champion Zerg Gigachad Soma's ZvT is just as strong as his ZvP. Compared to QUADRUPLE champion Zerg Gigachad Soulkey, who drove the bulldozer in ZvT but played Chess in ZvP, he drives the bulldozer in both machups. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
laughed my ass off at the shit queen pulled against best
>>2371540What's wrong with players improving? It's good seeing different players perform well at the ASL instead of the same guys every year.
>organ builds a factory outside rush's base>organ builds a starport outside rush's base>organ builds ANOTHER starport outside rush's baseLMAO
>>2371996It's not "players improving", it's the cream of the crop no longer putting maximum effort. The level of the players is clearly going down, you can clearly gauge by how many mistakes and overall poor play even most of the winners made
What did Calm mean by this?
>>2371540>>2371996>>2372049See: https://arch.b4k.dev/vst/thread/2170917/#2341761>Might unironically be the last one. See: >>2331991. Most likely outcomes of another, well deserved, Zerg Chad victory:>1. They simply end the ASL. The most simple and least suspicious measure.>2. Terrannies, and perhaps some Tossers, begin quiet quitting. Knowing that they cannot win against Zerg Chads, they will throw games on purpose and lose in the worst possible way in order to diminish the Zerg Chads' victories and begin to claim that they "robbed an empty house", etc.>3. A witch hunt against Soulkey and/or Soma. Unlikely given the Trumpian cultural victory whereby hoaxes are boldly called out by the general public and the persecuted proudly stand their ground.>4. A patch. Extremely unlikely. Given the Historical opposition to "balance whining", i.e. the idea that anyone calling for balance is just jealous of Terrannies winning, this would both retroactively diminish mUh UlTiMaTe WeApOn and unearth the fact that a) the game has been balanced before many times and b) the original "balance whiners" were actually Terrannies and Tossers.>Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>2371540best of 1 is stupid what can you do
>>2372222it really isn't, it's not like everything is decided by a single game chanceplayers going through need to win 2 gamesto be eliminated players have to lose 2 games
zergsissies??
how do you go from this
to this?
>>2372239dejavu
>>2372239>>2372280There were exactly three Zergs after the ro16 last ASL too. Technically one, Zerg Gigachad Soma, since Effort and Larva have both declined.
We don’t have Zerg-favored maps this time.
>>2372239Im gonna be pissed if most toss/zergs are wasted on pvp and zvz and pvzs instead of spreading them out against the terrans
My oponent (Terran, 21M) blocked all 3 of my nearest expansions (Zerg, 23M) with engineering bays. Given that Terrans can just salvage the engineering bays before I can destroy it, what's the appropriate response? Just simply don't expand until I can get lings out to clear it?
just kill it with all your drones
wow jaedong so good at casting dark swarm and plague. very skill wow
wtf. why'd queen just ooga booga in and lose everything lol
>>2372505>kill all mining for almost 20 seconds in early game>terran just cancels the engineering bay for a 75% refundAre you retarded?
>>2372529If he's thrown down three ebays before you you can start your hatchery then he's had to make some cuts to his own economy (or he's just a way better player who is clowning on you in which case you're going to lose no matter what you do).I'd suggest not sending all you drones to kill it but the more you send the faster you can start your hatchery and the more likely the ebay dies before he hits refund, embarrassing him and putting you in a better position.
The Wraithlord is back
>>2372251painful
>>2372516Zero has thrown more games than everyone else combined. He threw against the Terranny in chief in the last MSL, and against Jangbi in one of the last OSLs. If he didn't throw he would currently be at like at six starleagues instead of two.
>Soma>Jaedong and Hero back in shapeI worry for a ZvZ finals
>>2372251she didn't shake his hand wtf. Rude
>>2371803>who drove the bulldozer in ZvT but played Chess in ZvPmore like Ample, an amateur casual player who plays starcraft in between waiting for uber eats orders to deliver, drove a bulldozer inside Soulkey's sissy ass without effort. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
i like starcraft and i like watching it and it was nice to see people being so happy, leta and organ/piano were both so obviously happy it was nice to seethem having to mute tasteless over his anti-semitic rant was ridiculous though, he needs to control himself
>>2372802Zerg Gigachad Soulkey thoroughly buck-broke all top Terrannies during his four consecutive ASL wins. In ASL 16, Jyj and Rush; in ASL 18, Rush, Light, and Sharp; in ASL 19, Light and Rush again. He faced only Tossers in the ASL 17. Moreover, Zerg Gigachad Soma, too, buck-broke Light last ASL, see: >>2369427, which he won; as a matter of fact, this double buck-breaking accounts for Light, "the best TvZ player", having a losing record against Zerg Chads.
>>2372824cope
>>2372824kek. A guy who plays ladder only by watching a game stream on his phone and telling his little brother what to do defeated your precious gigachad Soulkey with ease. Literally one game and your great 4-time champion gigachad gets defeated and eliminated out of the most important tournament by a driver who only pays attention to the game 3 minutes at a time out of entire games (and still wins). Soulkey literally couldn't be any more humiliated, and everyone who worships him should kill themselves out of shame
>>2372836>>2372850AHEM! Reminder: >https://arch.b4k.dev/vst/thread/2170917/#2331991>asl 21 map pool is coming together >all maps rewarding thinking like death valley or roaring current (maps that the zerg champions soulkey and soma always won on, unsurprisingly) removed by terranny jannies>bizarre regressive maps that would look out of place even in 2012 added >they're THAT desperate >blizzard faggots, reddit faggots, and kespa faggots WILL kill themselves if a zerg wins again>mfw a soulkey-soma final would TOTALLY mind-break the boomer clingers to muh ultimate weapon, muh solved multiplayer, muh just liek 40k space marines LOL>Zerg Chads, give yourselves a round of applause!Granted, a fourth buck-breaking of "muh ultimate weapon" will do in lieu of a ZvZ final. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
why is the zerg schizo always talking about gay sex buckbreaking and trannies? is he gay or something?
>>2372817>them having to mute tasteless over his anti-semitic rant was ridiculous though, he needs to control himselfAnti-Zionist isn't the same as Anti-Semitic
>>2372090https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6loWB4Cfw0... and then soulkey went on to win 4 asls in a row and soma came back from the army stronger than ever
>>2372817>>2372871What? Timestamp if true
>>2372862Zerg is really sensitive and timid race after all
>>2372983https://youtu.be/skuDyLieOF0?t=3127
>>2373054>a thousand fucking kikes murderfucking palestinian children in gaza. Fucking slant eyed yellow niggers in korea are endlessly supporting mass genocide for a couple fucking thousand shekels funding a thousand fucking ASLs. Every single near blind gook retard has fucking thousands of gallons of blood on their fucking hands. Disgusting and despicable. They should round them all up and execute them in the town square, and have the executioners be given a lifetime pension for this service to humanity.>Tasteless, that's unfeasible. All of these guys would be retired they'd be like naah
>>2373069it's good that it got muted before anyone was able to clip it
>>2372862he's just a turbohomo afraid to come out of the closet.
TINK TINK TINK...AHEM!
>>2373391whys a league if legends player at the bottom? didnt he get knocked out ro24?nice meme overall though
>>2373391Scourge die when they attack, so they're never as cost effective as mutas, just make more mutas
IT'S UPhttps://youtu.be/KkgV-mx6QDA?is=iubZ_v9pQ69kAZwK
>>2373391you forgot>hydras are actually bad in zvp
>>2373433>spins roullete for ZvZ buildsBased JD
>>2372251who was this anyways? and don't fucking say leta you smartasses
>>2373054I wonder what he said, It must have been pretty bad
>>2373559it's why artosis fled to canada with his family and only interacts with him through the internet
>>2373391>>2373419>>2373422TINK TINK TINK...AHEM!
>>2373464Gypsy
>>2373469leta
RAPE THE WALLFILL THE WHOREFUCK LIKE NEVER BEFORENO RETREATNO CONTROLWE ARE SEMEN IN THE HOLERAPE THE WALL
>>2349905you can do 20 minutes of intense multitasking practice every day and improve a lot in just weeks. gonna be very frustrating the first few weeks tho
pray for my boy he's about to get raped
Light is washed right?I want Leta and Barracks to reach ro8.
>>2374359>mfw only two terrannies in ro8 and NONE in ro4 is very possible
>>2374359soma going throughtulbo is outtoss up between sharp and ssakhero going throughpiano is outtoss up between rain and snowflash and jaedong going throughbisu and ample are outlight going throughtoss up between the other 3(whoever else goes through is out next round anyway)this time both Group B and C are more stacked than the usual Group D
>everyone tuning in for Group C>everyone skips watching Group D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz9eN1P_NnUZerg Gigachad Soma POV DRAGOONING Terranny marines and tanks with hydra-lurker before defilers and shooting vessels down almost automatically in the first game, and, in the third game, TACTICMOGGING Terranny goliaths and tanks by BURROWMAXXING hydras outside his base and brutally destroying the push by COMPOMOGGING the goliath-tank force with hydra-muta, then, as if that it not enough, he TECHSWITCHMOGGED the dying Terranny by QUEENMAXXING, making the Terranny autoquit in seconds.
>>2374430Why do his face tics stop acting up when he's playing?. it's so weird to watch this after the ro16 ceremony where his eyes are constantly involuntarily twitching
>>2374359Soma was a moron swapping Hero for Sharp when he could have just grabbed Ample and thrown Hero into the killer group C ensuring no matter what 2 top tier players would get eliminated there.
>>2374446A Zerg Chad will never make two other Zergs fight each other, Chads or not. On Jaedong picking Flash: Jaedong is thoroughly buck-broken in ZvT, so much so that he lost his Chad title, but Flash is likewise buck-broken in TvZ, so much so that he retired, so it's a calculated move.
>Leta vs Tulbo finals>looks like Leta is about to win>Tulbo recalls his mind controlled wraith fleet aaahthe visions
>>2374493you have determined what is going to happen, don't doubt yourself
>bisu is now flabby and no amount of makeup can hide the redness and pimples underneathgrim
>>2373617I read this image from the bottom and it was like they were slowly learning how to actually play the game.
parasocial behind the scenes shenanigans videohttps://youtu.be/3MKlSuUqCNA?si=kLypvkQJ22QRITYc&t=233
>>2374601Who is this guy btw?I am subscribed to him, but I don't really know who he is, if he's anyone who works in starcraft, or just some korean fan
>>2374359soma sharphero rainJD flashlight royal
the only worthwhile #tastosis video in every asl is the full translation of the ro16 ceremony. im waiting
Is Starcraft 2 worth getting into as someone new to RTSs? The scifi setting looks cool
>>2374799YOU SON OF A THOUSAND RATS GET OUT OF HERE
>>2374799Go and stay go
>>2374799yes, much better than bw
>>2374799worth getting into in what way
>>2374430https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BK7ADoKt3Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSPCGnrcYVsMore Zerg Gigachad Soma POV against Terrannies. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
soma is going to get raped like your mom by this ugly bastard
>>2375118Are you ok zerg schizo???? Are you ok????? The groups don't look good for you?????? Are you ok????? Thank you for your attention to this matter?????? Are you ok?????? Soulkey missing??????? Larva missing?????? ASL zerg champions getting defeated left and right?????????? By amateur players???????? Are you ok???? It doesn't look like you're ok?????? You have to post cope videos now??????? Are you ok zerg nigger??????? You don't seem ok?????
>>2375125>>2375134Reminder! After the inevitable Soma victory:1) Terrannies: 41%2) Redditors: 41%3) Teamliquidshitters: 41%4) Map jannies: 41%5) Tastosis faggots: 41%Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>2375168Are you ok??? You don't seem ok??? You're obsessed with another zerg player about to get eliminated from ASL???? Are you ok???? Ample and tulbo will eliminate soma???? What will you do then????? Are you ok????? Will you join the 41%????? Are you ok???? You don't seem ok???? You seem fairly delusional????? Are you ok???
>>2375183https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1775665081905888.webmlet us simply enjoy starcraft and put and end to the violence
for fuck sake how long until soop releases the group selection translation?
tasteless said it’ll be done after group B is played
>>2375580please be baiting
you can check the previous asl
>>2375586Is this your first tastosis asl? they always did it that way when they use subtitles
The Ultimate Cuckold:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvLlR0j9Ub4Bonus game against an active Terranny:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06mNs6dLwjs
>>2375632what's with the fucking sea monster thing on the water? was this added in remastered? faithful remake my ass
>>2375632But let's see how he's doing against fellow washed up players:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHcl2abdjxcBonus: Jaedong giving a Terrany whiplash, some vintage Zergslop followed by the some cutting edge hydra-queen.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXQxg4p_jaA&t=1044s
>>2375650ohh nee zergenchaden broedlinged op de cucktankehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjtAuPUmMuY
>>2376146Apparently, Zerg Gigachad Soma was also putting the Terranny in his place in chat. Can someone use an AI thingy to translate?
oh look. Finally no one's taking the bait and it started talking to itself
he's talked to himself for a long time lol
>>2376247Of all the fucked up people on this website he ranks among the most repulsive.
>>2376184>>2376247>>2376259T I C KOCK>>2375168
>>2376266prepare the rope lil bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KmDzuxa1k8&t=858s>I put Leta at like 5% to win
couldn't leta just beat up the other players, if he brought a hammer and smashed their hands then he'd probably win
>implying leta wouldnt build a wraith and slowly kill his opponents
Streaming group selectionhttps://play.sooplive.com/artosis/293154775https://play.sooplive.com/artosis/293154775https://play.sooplive.com/artosis/293154775
>>2374799campaign starts strong with WoL, still a step down from BW, but quickly turns to WoWslop writing. the player made custom games in the arcade hard carry SC2 if you're not into competative. theres 3player and race swap versions of every campaign if you have some friends to tag along with (you) or if you want to play the zerg campaign as terran.
>>2377044fucking finally
>>2377044>tulbo spilling water on himselfLMAO
>>2374446The champion can only swap 2nd and 3rd picks(the two bottom rows), he's not allowed to touch any of the first picks
>>2377044old man jaedong doesnt realize he got picked for groupC and thought he was in groupB kek
>>2374799sc2 has a co-op mode that's very fun.
>>2374488No choice but to root for my boy ample
>>2377044non-cancerous video playerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQsZZnMEK3I
>>2377699soop(afreeca) isnt as bad as it used to be, at least for me.
>>2377699I think soup has better servers for non-koreans nowadays, and better bitrate than YouTube.
this is new. i won't be awake to watch it but it could be good?
>>2378036Tulbo beat Soma for the lulz
can he be stopped?
Terrannies and Tossers in shambles.
>>2378110Too much pistachio
Somagod holy shit that third game
>losing reaver for no reasonclassic tulbo
Based tulbochad
terratrannies are so fucking pathetic holy shit
>sharp eliminated TERRANNY ARE YOU OK?TERRANNY ARE YOU OK?TERRANNY ARE YOU OK?
>walled dtKWAB, never change tulbo
Kino match, what a rollercoaster
Complete terran humiliation
This is his dinner tonight
Phenomenal day for starcraft
you know it was a great day when the thread on /v/ gets 450 replies>>>/v/736905785
>vs sharp"Heh he only won because sharp played like ass">vs ssak"I fucking kneel tulbo-sama"
>>2378220>the judge and the imbecile
based fat fuck
MOOOOOOOOOOTFIX THIS SHIT
predictions?
