ASL 21 will be taken by a Zerg Chad, indubitably. The only question is, which one? Will Soulkey return for a fifth one? Will Soma get a second one? Will Zero display his old man strength by taking a third one, well past his prime? Will Larva? Will Effort? As he pushed into the Zerg's mainMarine a-move total no brainPenetrated by the sunkensHe felt his testes cold and shrunkenSo he scrambled for the mech switchLurkers out now better hide bitchSo he cowered in the bunkerZerg on four gasGetting drunkerTerranny, are you okay?So, Terranny, are you okay?Are you okay, Terranny?Terranny, are you okay?So, Terranny, are you okay?Are you okay, Terranny?Terranny, are you okay?So, Terranny, are you okay?Are you okay, Terranny?Terranny, are you okay?So, Terranny, are you okay?Are you okay, Terranny?Terranny, are you okay?Will you tell us where's your third base?There's a switch in the metaThen he struck you - hydra-lurker, TerrannyHe plowed into your tank lineBio-mech now died to the spineThen you loaded up the dropshipsYour last effortBut you ate shit
Terranny POV vs. Zerg Chad:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jD8Sqml-lA - i maek marine1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX6v2xsaL8Y - i maek goyliath1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72vQcOQbvMc - i maek goyliath1 (it works sometimes)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V5YjBJ8JKc - Hydra-lurker OPENING with no mutas! Bio-mech push predictably gets smashed. Also, peep the HYDRA BUST attempt!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HC0YpR4xRbM - meme guardian gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uVygUXfrC8 - i maek goyliath1
>>2349688Is it too late for a fellow millennial like me to play Starcraft and gitting gud or no? NGM? Never played
First ASL qualifier (weird meme format that even Artosis is confused about): four brackets, three Zerg Chads, one Tosser, NO Terrannies!https://youtu.be/YV4j11-6p8I?t=10414
>>2351809>that thumbnailA fine addition to my artjak collection
>>2349905Sc is very hard (perhaps the hardest game there is), and has been out for a long time so some millennials are really really good. If you want to be competitive there’s a bunch of solid amateurs you can follow and quickly get to A tier with rigorous training but is not a chill experience, it feels like work, and you will lose a LOT. The bombastic star league is a good set of amateur players to watch. Many of them stream. Some old masters have content on the basics. I love watching sc but playing competitive was always too much of a grind for me so I mostly played use map settings or vs cpu games. I watched a ton of pro sc (and sc2 before that was a dead game)- artosis and tasteless are the 2 biggest English commentators. The Koreans are still the best at sc.
are all zerg players this gay lol? all this guy posts about are muscular men and trannies
>>2349905No.The whole point of the ranked system is you lose until you get to the bracket where you fight guys of similar skill level.
>>2349905I started playing 2-3 years ago myself and I'm B rank zerg now. There's a lot of noobs on ladder and you can join CPL to find people around your level to play, plus there's more information and guides out there than ever. Actually getting *good* (A, S+ level) takes a lot of effort (unless you play brotoss) however
>>2352459>quickly get to A tierA is no joke. I don't know anyone that got there quickly.
>>2352707zergschizo is genuninely schizophrenic and so shit at broodwar he can't win with op zerg and cries for buffs when they're already the strongest race.>inb4 "terrany" player>inb4 "tosser" player
What are we watching tonight?
spoilershttps://youtu.be/YV4j11-6p8I?si=2YuxDt8J25LYHPTs&t=7333That rage gg, I love it
>>2349905I played the campaign as a kid, and picked it up again few months ago. Did some games against AI, then straight to korean ladder. Had about 1 - 10 real winrate (about one third of matches the other side instaquits after game starts, not quite sure why) doing 4-pools or hydra busts. The most memorable game was probably this protoss which tried some kind of quick reaver+shuttle build against me. His shuttle got destroyed when it flew over my rallied hydras and he ragequit over that. I think it's the best not to try to be hardcore about it, but instead just have some casual fun. We are getting too old for this shit..Thank you for reading my blog.
>>2352707>>2353405Are all Terrannies this bad? All they do it lose.
>>2353405Zerg is the worst race by far. If Terrannies and Tossers played against Zerg Chads with, say, swapped spells, they would never win ONE game.
Are Flash, Snow, and Jaedong the goats of each race?
>>2354408Top 10 Zerg Chads:1 and 2: Savior and Soulkey (it could go either way)3: July4: Jaedong 5 and 6: Effort and Zero (it could go either way)7: Larva8: Soma (will go to 7th if he wins again this ASL)9: Calm10: HydraThank you for your attention to this matter.
>>2354408Flash for terran without question.Jaedong for zerg for sure, Soulkey only became the champion because Flash wasn't playing.Snow is pretty mediocre overall, he has the best reaver/shuttle micro in the world but never managed to win any tournaments. Bisu on the other hand revolutionized the protoss game approach and pretty much invented corsair micro builds. So even though he fell off pretty hard in the past few years, he's still the protoss goat
>>2354563>Soulkey only became the champion because Flash wasn't playing.As the OP shows, Flash was eliminated by three Zerg Chads (neither of which is as good as Soulkey) in his last three ASL runs, and was so mind-broken that he retired. Moreover, Soulkey destroyed Light, "the best TvZ player in the world", and the other Terrannies in his four championship runs. Also, Jaedong wasn't even that good in the KeSPA era, and is only hyped up because he LOST to Flash (he only won one Starleague against him, the power outage incident) by gay redditors and teamliquidshitters, exactly in the vein of McCain or Romney. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>2354643Sorry, I'm not interested in nigger takes. Go back to africa or india or whatever smelly shithole you came from and take your shit opinion there.
>>2354655Flash LOST. Terrannies LOST. Zerg Chads won. There are the facts.
>>2354563I would like to nominate Rain to share the Protoss throne with Bisu, because even though he didn't innovate, when he actually bothered taking Brood War seriously (and not fucking off to play DoTA or Fortnite) he would magically win fights he shouldn't had won for no clear reason. Most notably in mirror matches where he would enter a build order loss and win with no cheese or gimmicks, just sheer solid mechanics.
Why is PVP the most boring mirror?
>>2354658The only fact here is that your skin is the color of shit.
>>2354943Are you ok Terranny?
Why do broodwar pros keep getting involved in crypto scams? I thought koreans were supposed to be smart
>>2355046flash is smart for running his own scam while soulkek has fallen for about 5 scams lol?
>constantly hear that light is "the best tvz player">actually check the runs >eliminated by zerg chads THREE times >eliminated by terranny sisters twice and by tossers twice (ONE elimination away from the zerg chad vs. terranny and tosser eliminations being equal)>only won one asl wherein he defeated one zerg b teamer (action)>"the best tvz player">terrannies are LITERALLY treated like trannies, i.e. people constantly hyping them up and lying to them that they are real women
BIG STORMGATE HYPE!!!
Why does terran have the highest win % at high levels?
It doesn't
>2355134>terrans break their hands every game to beat everyone>meanwhile zerg maeks a-move hydras to win, camps lurkers on ramps to make them unpushable, puts overlords on free scouting towers that every maps has, and maybe micros a muta out of the control group to avoid radiation while sniping workers for free thanks to zerg-biased map design>oh but zerg is actually weak and hard to play guys all these patchzergs are just that good :)I pray for the day a ghost lands a nuke onto zergschizo's head.
same, brother
Tasteless and some warcraft 3 guy?
>>2355782Tasteless did a stellar job in grubby's tournament, can't wait for him to completely drop the ball with the blizzcon one too
>>2355278i honestly completely forgot about that, how are they making any money?
Artosis can't have a wife because all terrans are gay
spoilershttps://youtu.be/Pw-FTrnaKRk?si=JjU329GIyLf4CwVs&t=2304everytime a probe dies, a RAM is lost forever
spoilershttps://youtu.be/Pw-FTrnaKRk?si=yxQ-ifNgk9R6Coy2&t=2413majestic Wraiths wrecking arrogant protoss fleet
>>2349688is it too late for a straight white male to get into bw? what do i think?
>>2355772>repeating the same points i have refuted in the previous threadSee: https://arch.b4k.dev/vst/thread/2170917/#q2316607. Sad. Also, Terrannies and damaged body parts...hmmmmm...
>>2356019Terrannies have so many overtrooned units that they simply never use half of them and people are shocked how strong the other half still is.
We love slay the spire here
>>2356019that pvz game was bonkers, i think my favorite game of starcraft ever maybe is hero vs mini on third world
>>2354479Note how even Tossers, as bad as they are, are still shamelessly hyped up. On the topic of Bisu: before he defeated Savior in 2007, there were only FOUR PvZ Starleague finals, and a Tosser already won one of them, so even the claim that Bisu was the first Tosser to defeat a Zerg Chad in a final is false; and it was by no means that big of an achievement considering the low final count. Moreover: a) a Tosser has never against defeated a Zerg Chad in a final, and, b) the Tosser performance against Terrannies, as well as the Tosser presence in finals overall, drastically declined after 2007. Therefore, the only demonstrable "Bisu Revolution" is a Revolution of Losing. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Dongbros I think this is our season
>soulkey constantly gets scammed by shit not even senile boomers fall for>effort forgets to sign up for ASLzerg players are very smart lol
>Flash back in>uhh guyse, I forgor to sign up haha
>>2357083He is not participating. Just typical Terranny behavior.
>>2357083what's up with his arm, how'd he fuck it up so bad?
>>2357523he played terran for decades
>>2357550oh cause he only used one hand
>>2357523korean-tier terran play strains your wrists and tendons like a motherfucker, terran is the hardest and most micro-intensive race in the game. Stimming, laying mines, sieging/unsieging, loading/unloading drops, all of that requires manual input.Compare that to being a worthless zerg nigger shitskin who just A-moves his entire army back and forth or controls a single group of mutalisks and wins off that alone (because of how cheap and supply efficient and OP zerg units are). The action economy is crazy imbalanced in starcraftThere was this one foreign euro pro player who switched from terran to zerg and he couldn't believe how much easier it was to play and win
There's a lot of shizo race shittery here but at least we can all agree Protoss are easy mode, right? Reavers, Dark Templar and Higher Templar all require almost negligible input to use well, while requiring the opposing player to instantly notice their spell/attack and react accordingly with hyperactive ADHD view-switching between their bases and army simultaneously. 80% of Protoss wins are them just simply attacking in two places at once and unleashing a DT, HT or Reaper attack somewhere that the poor Terran or Zerg wasn't watching for a split second. And to add insult to injury, you can't even do the same back because Protoss combat units are inherently bulky and won't instantly lose a billion zealots/dragoons in a surprise attack.
>>2357668>terranny has to left click then.........t-t-terranny has to r-right click?!?!There would be ZERO Terranny pros without medic autocast. There would be ZERO Terranny pros without unit queuing. There would be ZERO Terranny pros without flying buildings. There would be ZERO Terranny pros without infinite repair. There would be ZERO Terranny pros without walling. There would be ZERO Terranny pros without map hack (comsat). There would be ZERO Terranny pros without gas-free antiair and splash damage units. There would be ZERO Terranny pros if they had to get a third before the thirty minute mark. Etc., etc., etc. Why have so many Terranny vs. Terranny matches lasted up to forty minutes for 25 years now? Moreover, why are NONE of the Terrannies' supposed TvX skills apparent in TvT, the average match instead resembling a Command & Conquer mission? Whenever the Terranny's racial advantage is taken away, neither Terranny can do anything. It's embarrassing to watch and, no doubt, doubly embarrassing to play. Everyone knows that every Terranny is nothing but a fraud, themselves most of all. Reddit, teamliquidshit, and gay9 punditry about MUH ULTIMATE WEAPON is analogous with the 2020-2021 Yankee punditry pontificating about Biden's greatness. You LOST and you will keep losing. See: https://arch.b4k.dev/vst/thread/2170917/#2331991. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>2356045Not if you play zerg
>>2357815Artosis would rock you in zvz
>>2357825He can't even press the skip pedal in time.
>>2357815>https://arch.b4k.dev/vst/thread/2170917/#2331991Also, they made the quarters best of 5 according to liquipedia, knowing that more games naturally favor the better players, i.e. Zerg Chads. Full 41% mode!
Tiresome race arguments if playing Terran is so hard and Zerg so easy why are you playing competitively with a handicap and then being upset when you lose? The answer is always some moralfag principled bullshit, it's a game cuck boy play to win or don't get upset when you lose.
I fucking hate mass cyclone hellion pushes fuck mech and fuck Terran players who play mech. Stupid fucking mass thor siege tank unbeatable late game FUCK
wrong thread
>>2356019What a game. All Mini had to do was hide his observers within the carriers like a normal person and he couldn't even manage that.
>>2357999Where is the Starcraft 2 thread
>>2358373here, but no one really talks about it too much. zerg schizo has kinda driven away most posters.https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxjwsfUA7H6h1p4M3I0trivWLAlwZkC4Mm
>>2358388I was just looking for a thread to discuss how to beat terran mech as Zerg because I can't find any videos on beating mass cyclone hellion pushes. That shit makes me want to quit the game
>>2358037Terrany physics
>>2357983>t. Literally a trash human being. Just a piece of shit.
>>2355553>>2355553Is this dude still relevant? I enteres his stream a few months back and there is like 400 people and there is constantly text to speech spamming "eat shit eat shit Mario ate shit eat shit puss and shit in artosiss mouth" Who can stand listening to this?
>>2358466it's so funny seeing his commentator personality compared to his streams
>>2358466>Is this dude still relevant?he's the most active english speaking brood war content creator, but he's nowhere near pro level and never will be (but he copes about it nonstop)> I enteres his stream a few months back and there is like 400 people and there is constantly text to speech spamming "eat shit eat shit Mario ate shit eat shit puss and shit in artosiss mouth" that's how he makes money for his 4 children family, he gets verbally abused nonstop and paid for it>Who can stand listening to this?people who get off to verbal abuse. He once noted his stream views and concurrent viewers fell and never recovered because of this, but the ones who stayed keep paying money to abuse him. And he's happy to accept this deal
the maps are hilariously bad this season, holy hell
>entire bracket of just thisholy kino
>>2358963my excitement of flash coming back is kinda dampened by most matches being thisI shan't watch any more tankslop than necessary
>>2358963>>2358980>Why have so many Terranny vs. Terranny matches lasted up to forty minutes for 25 years now? Moreover, why are NONE of the Terrannies' supposed TvX skills apparent in TvT, the average match instead resembling a Command & Conquer mission?See: >>2357815
>>2358427Uh oh melty, racefag getting BTFO once again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8CIbPyTOXQTerranny status: no ok. Also:>man hydra-lurker-defiler exterminates terrannies>man hydra-queen exterminates terrannies>man mass muta into mass hydra exterminates terranniesHmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMM. I wonder what will happen when Zerg Chads finally take the mass hydra opening pill in ZvT.
kys
>>2359285>zerg is the weakest race>also zerg wins with any unit comp against any raceso which is it?
>>2358395sorry friend. i mostly play and watch broodwar. werent there some gsl games fromwhenever the last tournament was showing how to defend it?might have better luck asking on reddit
THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS
More very important twitter screenshots
>>2359377so he not only gorges on smokes and alcohol, he also buys the most overpriced and overrated fast food out there? In fucking south korea where you have tons of delicious variety?
>>2359300A very complex topic.
I'm just catching up on the current situation, we got Artosis casts of the ASL open qualifiers ... once the actual tournament is here, do we get the Artosis + Tasteless duo casts again?
The same as always but this time they are going to upload the vod on soop first
>>2359406Yes but they a) don't case it live and b) always upload it like 48 hours after it happened. Bum City.
>>2359396It's actually very simple, the zerg schizo is just a deranged subhuman shitskin who contradicts himself all the time.
>>2359434As previously stated, unit composition has little to do with racial strength.
>>2359453As previously stated, kill yourself you retarded moronic obnoxious shitskin.
We are going to korea to watch asl
which korea?
>>2359537i don't think the good one has computers to play starcraft on
>>2358537Ok, but why does he still have 400/600 people watching? Artosiss clearly doesn't have the sound on he never reacts. He clearly turns his head and reads the message on his second monitor. The only people suffering are dudes watching that have to listen to that day in day out not artosiss have myself.
>>2359598i imagine artosis just has the volume very very low, so that he can still hear if someone says nigger, but low enough that he can easily tune it out
>>2359606you can't say nigger you're gonna get banned for that
>>2359464Full 41% mode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKHz8oSfp6cWe are having a melty
>>2359598>Ok, but why does he still have 400/600 people watching?They enjoy it. They're not human. They're subhuman, much like the zerg schizo
>>2355861Investors are selling Mortens organs
like me starcraft, like every matchup, like watching it and just enjoy watching and playing the game for the love of it
>>2359868this dude banned me and called me a retard over absolutely nothing. I'm happy to see his life has collapsed completely and his streaming never took off. The best revenge is simply living well, and sub humans like this will crumble into the sea.
>>2360155Terranny meltie
>>2360155he's a huge bitch too, his reason for not playing in ASL qualifiers is because his fragile shitskin ego couldn't take the pity and/or criticism after failure
>>2360632Is he a jeet?
damn I sure do wonder if that person going by "gypsy" is a jeet
>>2360632which is especially funny considering he trash talks everyone and everything with huge confidence. Just an obnoxious narcissist all around
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kXvGw-_s3Qcorporate bitch
Why is arty casting ASL without tasteless? Did the booze take him?
>>2360844tasteless is having relations multiple times per day with korean broads, artosis is just doing stacraft and family
>soulkey gets way outplayed by 2port wraith>decides to just MAEK MUTA>winsclassic ezpz zerg
>>2360929Wraiths are extremely overpowered. Let us consider just the air defense, turrent vs. spore colony: 75 minerals vs. 125 minerals (?!?!), roughly double the build time, lost worker (plus a larva will have to be wasted on remaking it), etc. Common retarded points:1. Muh d-d-d-d-damage type! Irrelevant. Terrannies can, and often do, make enough turrets to shut down any muta numbers, it's just that they often feel entitled to skip static defense (part of the overall mass delusion that they are, or ever were, actually good at the game; all they do is cut corners and gamble). If turrets did normal damage, Terrannies would simply make even fewer turrets and dilate even harder when they lose because of it.2. Muh d-d-d-d-double hp! Irrelevant. A turrent can be indefinitely repaired, therefore it can have functionally infinite hp. Just two turrets being mass repaired can take down 11 mutas. I don't know the number of wraiths needed to take down one spore colony without losing a wraith, but it's most likely shockingly low, something like 7.Also, Leta is a faggot. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>2360893I don't believe that, Tasteless doesn't seem like he's doing well.
>>2360893>tasteless is having relations multiple times per day with korean whisky brandsftfy
>>2360960Kill yourself
>>2361068Keep in mind, Terranny, that this is just looking at static defense. When considering things like marines costing no gas vs. hydras costing 25 gas, it gets way worse.
There is no way terran is losing this
>>2361190>no games played yet>half of them already lost
>>2361190Rain - SharpSoulkey - JyJLarva - ShineMind - LightFlash - Rush Queen - Best
Laughing at people who genuinely believe Flash will get anywhere near the finals
>>2361212i have sent threats to every single player that if they don't let flash win then i will pay tasteless to fuck their girlfriends/wives
>>2361190rooting for my cute brain zerg boy Calm but who am I kidding, he won't even qualify to the ro16
>>2361190dongersisters... we got the hardest group...
>>2361190>TvT>ZvZ>missing out on all those potential ZvTsyikes. wont be watching this round at all
>>2361190That's a lot of Terrans. What the fuck happened? Schizos need not reply (but I know you will anyway).
>>2361190Minibros... it's over
>>2361242Terrannys are so narcissistic
>>2361252He deserved it. During the preliminaries he decided to do a Nexus first (so far so good) followed by observers first instead of his usual reaver drop because he wanted to meme on sSak and rush carriers. Unsurprisingly sSak did a timing attack before carriers hit and finished him off.
We need a compilation. I’ll post the ones I have later.
>>2361173Kill yourself
>>2361190The person in charge of groups who puts terrans together and away from the zergs and protosses should be shotScramble the fucking groups you slant eyed retards, put Shine in A, Larva in E, teolbo(t) in B, JD in D. Here, now you have exciting watchable groups instead of sixteen thousand hours of tank line management
>>2361213He will be too hammered to get it up
>>2361252He will win ASL when he cuts his disgusting nails
>>2361316retard
>>2361292
>>2361348
>>2361355
So did Effort manage to find a way in or what?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rz7ScmogbJA
>>2361343kill yourself nigger did I fucking stutter? Shoot the fucking gook who pulled the papers, make the next one pick the papers in the correct fun order or suffer the same fate
The only protoss who has a chance of ever becoming champion is Rainbut only if he actually took the game seriouslyEveryone else is washed and just not great
>>2361190Flash won't even make it out of ro24. He might even throw to avoid having to face either of the three Zerg Chads that have previously buck-broken him and/or to avoid a fourth, catastrophic, buck-breaking from Soulkey. Predictions: A: Sharp, Rain. B: Soulkey, JyJ. C: Larva, Hero. D: Royal, Calm. E: Rush, Speed. F: Best, Zero.
>>2361443>calm over lightlmao
>>2361443MedsHe's the goat and will win this shit easily
>>2361446>image from 2010Can't make this up!
>>2361445Light is not even good. Meme champion. On par with like Shuttle. See: >>2355134
>>2361252I remember back in sc2 WOL, this dude made up some gay fake ass story about how an American tried to steal his wallet and he ran after him and beat him up. It was his first time in the americas
>>2361246They are just the most dedicated and skilled stop noticing Anyway, not in order:Rain-SharpSoulkey-jyjLarva-ShineMind-CalmFlash-RushJD-ZerO
>>2361445Light fell off, raising children takes too much work. He has the brains but not the hands.
I wanna see snow eat all the terratrannies for breakfast and then get curbstomped by a zerg in the finals againI predict flash will underwhelm and soulkey will flounder now that he cant manipulate the groups to avoid zergs
>>2361480If a Terran wins this, don’t ever make another thread ok?
humiliation ritual
Will the classic presenter hooker return this time? Wasn't she on pregnancy leave last asl or something?
sorry I made her pregnant again
>>2361491>bisu has slightly tranny-like hips
>>2361363isnt it in the best interest of the organizers to just let him in anyway?
>>2362024Koreans aren't known for making decisions in their own best interest, it's the opposite actually
what are we watching tonight?
>>2361190A sharp rainB soulkey jyjC hero larvaD light royalE rush flashF best zeroshame to waste 4 zergs on mirrors when they could have helped lessen the amount of boring ass TvT
Why does everyone in my country play warcraft III, but nobody plays starcraft???
>>2362132well starcraft ya dingus
>>2361190A Sharp RainB Soulkey sSakC herO ShineD Light RoyalE Flash RushF JD ZerO
>>2362179ouch that's a lot of brown people, and it's your answer too
I only start caring when they do that ceremony where they tease eachother while making the groups live. How long until that part of the tournament?
>>2362179aftereffect of dota probably
>>2362367they have to be done with qualifiers and ro24they do groups before ro16
feel like pure shit just want him back
are you gay or something?
we are gay
>>2361190If they swapped places of Huro for Zero and Rain for Leta this would be the absolute worst and least entertaining setup of all time. Missed opportunity.
>>2361190(For anyone wondering: yes, it's possible to have no Terrannies in the ro16, despite these gross numbers. I've done the math. Thank you for your attention to this matter.)
soma, snow, bisu... who was the other seed? I forgot
chuck
>>2363183Make that ro8.
>>2362367what's the part where they tease each other
>>2363306nta but he's talking about the ro16 group selectionhttps://youtu.be/HZGZ9al6FXA?si=WktfzVnyIUqj6g2A&t=886
does anyone remember what somewhat recent asl game it was where a player cannon rushed the wrong base, i think it was on a 3 player twilight map but also maybe neo sylphid
>>2363400I think I do. It the deciding game in a semifinals or something wasn't it?
>>2363400>>2363424Actually, scratch that, was this the game you were thinking of?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqGxaW9YlUs
It's over...
>>2363425didn't help when i was looking for it that it was the season they named differently, thanks in advance
>>2363559It's over and over and over and over all the time, what naughty haram word slipped through TTS this time?
>>2363673his entire stream and twitch revenue comes from umoderated nigger behavior in his chat. If twitch clamps down on it, he'll be out on the street with his 400 children in no time
>>>/sp/153907801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEw3VBII60shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecCWCO0CQQINote: when hydra-defiler, or hydra-queen, replaces the KeSPA Zergslop composition (ling-lurker-ultra-scourge), Terrannies no longer exhibit any heckin epic "timing attacks", "macro", "positioning": it was simply that they played Terranny and therefore always had Terranny units, which are naturally good against the zero dps and/or glacial movement of the Zergslop composition, so, naturally, any encounter seemed brilliant on the Terrannies' part. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>2364134kys
so why do they give soulkey easy groups?
The blizzcon thing is just going to be some random games between ecelebs and some pros kek
Probably going to bring Boxer and Yellow out of the old people's home again or something (all games will be bunker rushes)
>>2364350Can't wait for tasteless to be absolutely useless all the timethat should be his new nickname. Useless
>zerg has glacial movement and zero dps>when hydras outdps non-stimmed marines and lings have the highest dps in the game>when zerg will almost always try to take fights on creep which increases movement speed and basic units get upgrades to their speed as well, even at base they outrun every other unitzergschizo once again displaying that he does not play brood war.
>>2364534...? I was talking about compositions without hydras. Also, creep does not affect movement speed in BW.
>>2358963Shit like this is why I watch scii more- when the game sprawls out and grinds down like the you're at least engaged by big pushes whaling into one another
>creep which increases movement speed
>>2364622>Is a shutin with no friends who plays a dead game>Refuses to leave his base to control creep spreadArt imitates real life
woah an actual retard
Damm, you really are a shutin if you take a playful jab this hard
I will admit to being retarded for thinking BW creep behaves like SC2 creep, I don't know how or why I convinced myself this was the case. zergschizo should still kill himself.
>>2364694Why are you doing this? Schizos thrive on attention. Ignore him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgh6lpR9ASEzerg OP
>>2364776Proleague and KCM are not representative of the players' skill due to the bo1 format. It generally favors the worse player in that the more games any two players play, the more it will favor the better player. This is why the ASL is the big league.
Flash is going to rape those zergsissies, it's going to be hilarious
>>2364819In the ASL, he has been eliminated by a fellow Terranny once, by a Tosser once, and by Zerg Chads three times, as the OP indicates. This was back when he "was good", mind you, and back when Soulkey was a nobody. When I say they will 41%...
>>2364865doesnt this just prove zerg is OP lol
>>2364776this feels so patronizing, like when you praise someone with intellectual disability for drawing like a kindergarten. watch him not make it past the ro16
im worried that flash will throw his games and not make it to at least ro4. i know there's a lot of skill involved, but there's a lot of luck too.
>>2364997Snow will chew any Terran in his way, even Flash.
>>2364997if he wins it'd be cool and i'd feel a bit bad that he didn't but i like starcraft enough that i'm happy for whomever winsit's like with the nada nuke vs larva where i really wanted that to land cause it'd be awesome but also larva did a good job in stopping it
Flash is winning unless his wrists explode
>people are actually rooting for a rugpulling scammer because he's very very goodlmao
I don't give a fuck if he scammed some dumb gooks or killed JFK, why should I care?
it's good that his first group is all terrans, i think the most demanding for left wrist is tvz for the terran
>>2364891it does but the zerg nigger refuses to shut the fuck up and kill himself
I think Flash isn't going to do too well. He's out of practice and he likes to innovate in the middle of a tournament (I don't blame him, since the only way to popularize new strategies is to win with them in torunaments, but it hurts). Watch him crash and burn when he meets a zerg and tries doing goliath play or 1-1-1 instead of the more reliable but less hypetastic Bio Terran.
>more reliable SK terranevery zerg worth their salt can destroy SK terran pretty easily
>>2365276Bio Terran is anything but reliable, you're basically playing the most micro intensive strat where one mistake costs you your entire army (and his wrists and tendons are already busted, he says he can only practice up to 10 games a day, more have diminishing results because of pain) and you count on literally ONE timing window of opportunity where you can kill the zerg, otherwise you end up in a hopeless slow grinder concluding in your lossBy far the best approach for him is to catch the opponents off guard with uncommon or entirely new timing strats, or technical strats where he can utilize high tech units early on. Like there was this one season where he kept wiping every zerg he met with valkyrie builds shutting down their then-current ZvT metaHe also said this is most likely his last season ever and he intends to donate all his winnings to charity as a final goodbye to competitive stacraft. He's not going to play fucking SK terran, he'll pull every possible ace out his sleeve
>>2365201>>2365327The 41% is already loading.
>>2365201>>2365327>>2365366If he is to be buck-broken by Zerg Chad for a fourth time, see this for a preview:>>2349879
>>2365327Yeah you're right. I didn't take into account his wrists exploded, so I guess he has no choice. I won't deny that mech feels superior because a moment of inattention doesn't mean your entire army dies to lurkers, but it does feel like as if Terran players lose more mech games than they do bio games. I'll be honest, I also just don't like watching TvZ mech play, 1-1-1 hinges on your starting vulture threatening to kill everything and then relies on the next steps being unpredictable to keep the Zerg off-balance. While goliaths are just boring to watch, it just turns into a pure econ war where the goliath blob meets the hydra or muta blob. There's just a lot more movement and drops going on with SK Terran. And the gameflow is dictated by tech progression which is more exciting to watch.
>>2365369nobody cares about online games lil bro, I could beat hero with a good cheese
>>2365374Honestly zerg is so disgustingly fucking OP that watching TvZ is like watching a surgeon with a scalpel doing open heart surgery. Either Terran goes in balls deep with a decisive neck snapping push the zerg can't stop at that moment within the first 15 minutes of the game, or zerg wins by the virtue of having the most OP unit in the game (defiler) on top of being able to refill his army in a single production cycle with a thousand cheap hatcheriesthe season that Royal won was a crazy display of surgical bio play with firebats greatly helping against dark swarm spam, I can definitely see Flash utilizing firebats in a much greater capacity than ever before
why are there so many terrans?
What went wrong with SC2 proscene?All i know is that they only wait for the yearly Saudi tournament
>>2365171Thats a weird way to spell Bisu
>>2365437they are very skilled with their hands
>>2365449serral started raeping everyone and because koreans are insecure with so tiny benis, they all stopped playing and the game collapsed.
>>2365449whole tourney infrastructure was created and maintained by blizzard so when they axed their entire e-sports division everything fell apart. ESL stepped in and tried to steward it but it was simply too expensive for them so they abandoned it.
>>2365449it had a good private company scene, blizzard wanted to monopolize it, they then cut it into different regions (korea/yurop) so koreans couldn't make as much money playing so no new gooks would play, shitty balance just wildly swinging back and forth, zerg being OP the longest and winning all the highest prizepool tournies, etc etc etc etc.the real question would be what went right with SC2 proscene lol
>>2365449>What went wrong with SC2 proscene?everything. And it all started with Jewzzard's infinite greed and envy over missing out financially on the Brood War pro scene (which is exactly what made it persevere to this very day)SC2 pro scene is a perfect example of what the Stop Killing Games movement is trying to prevent. The game dying once the publisher cuts support
your XY (male) gf
we are watching asl 7twitch.tv/leerak
>>2365928MonkaT
I will not be watching the groups with no Zerg Chads, naturally. My predictions: >>2361443. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>2366059kys
ok time to leave this thread until asl is over to avoid spoilers cya
>>2366182i love you man i hope you enjoy the asl
>>2366139Tick tock Terranny: >>2364608
>>2366182leave this board actually. The zerg nigger is on the prowl for spoilerposting
>>2366182this >>2366225 he makes a new thread whenever a zerg either wins the tournament or there is an upset
Let's take a look at "the best TvZ player", Light. Online practice games but still.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZgPsDnZCr8 - Lost bo7 to...Jaedong?!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coCrO37Cwrw - Lost bo7 to reigning champion Zerg Chad Somahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_jqLQLcl8o - Lost bo7 to QUADRUPLE champion Zerg Gigachad Soulkeyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIOH6K4TsWk&t=832s&pp=ugUHEgVlbi1VUw%3D%3D - Lost a game to Zelot (no "a"), potential Zerg Chad currently skillmaxxingJesus Christ...
he has more talent than every slop war pro combined
he doesn't, he's just finnish (and therefore autistic). If he poured his autism into drinking and smoking like the rest of the population, he would excel at that like the rest of the population
how long would it take an no attack upgrade ghost to kill a max upgraded ultralisk
>>2361443Group A: prediction status: 2/2; fewest possible Terrannies advancing. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwEUOk5asPUGIGACHAD ALERT! At 1:37, reigning Zerg Chad champion Soma has defeated former Zerg Chad Jaedong in DPL, HOWEVER, he defeated him by getting defilers and hydras, and retaining all of his own mutas at that, GIGAPLAGUEING Jaedong's mutas, and mounting a catastrophic HYPERCHAD assault with hydras under swarm, and blocking the bridges behind him with lurker eggs, that took out Jaedong's fourth gas, who tried to ensnare Zerg Chad Soma's hydras, in vain. The subsequent OVERCHAD assault at Jaedong's mineral only base entailed Zerg Chad Soma's full health mutas forcing Jaedong's GIGAPLAGUED mutas to retreat, and he also ensnared them for good measure, finally, the OMNICHAD HYDRA-LURKER-DEFILER finishing blow entailed Jaedong's ultralisks popping like balloons. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>2366671about tree fiddy
>>2366225You're stupid. Why would anybody enter this thread which is almost explicitly about talking about Brood War and the ASL tournament if they can't talk about it? You "no spoiler" freaks are so demanding.
>>2366954You're stupid. Why would anybody enter this thread or board when the zerg nigger will post the finals result the moment they happen korean time, when they can do it after Artosis posts his english commentary cast of the finals? You moronic shitskins are exhausting, just kill yourselves already.
>>2366967Artosis and Tasteless don't even commentate it live. As if that is not enough, they also post it 48 hours after it happens. It's literally a TRANSCAST, fitting for Terrannies. At least watch the other guys.
>>2366967Come on now, what you just posted doesn't even make sense.
>Amplemaybe the zergschizo was rightwhat the fuck was that?
Just watched group B. What a fucking trainwreck. I would laugh if it wasn't so depressing
As of Kim Min Chul's, aka Soulkey, de facto retirement today, Park Sang Hyun, aka Soma, is promoted to Zerg Gigachad. Kim Min Chul's unprecedented FOUR wins in a row, however, enshrine him as Permanent Gigachad, akin to Ma Jae Yoon, aka Savior, and indefinitely exempt him from demotion to former Zerg Chad, akin to Jaedong. I have no interest in "analyzing" today's games. Suffice to say that Soulkey proper would have killed Ample in the last game at least three times in the first few minutes. Moreover, Soulkey opened 12 hatch three times and, even though he easily defended three bunker rushes (this in itself is no small feat), this very much betrays a loss of killer instinct. Sad, but not unsurprising given his absence from both KCM and DPL. There can never be two Zerg Chads in their prime at the same time, look it up. To conclude: all Zerg mojo is in SOMA'S possession for the time being. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>2367433>>2367440>>2367442this is what you have done
>>2367458?
>>2366983What exactly doesn't make sense? That the zerg schizo will post the results the moment they happen in the middle of the night for the rest of the world, or that artosis will post it 48 hours later and that's what people here actually watch?
>>2367492>that's what people here actually watch?lmao
imagine being a cuck that has to wait 2+ days for a lackluster casting where one of the casters knows jackshit and barely cares about the game when alternatives exist
>>2367529>>2367551posers & secondaries with brown skin detected
>>2367563>I grew up with those 'tubers! It's like they are my best friends and I can't possibly enjoy starcraft without them!
>ampleliterally who
>>2367565Imagine not have moved on and quit caring about StarCraft before YouTube even came out
Spoiler alert..Ample vs Soulkey was great. It showed the war of attrition type of strategy. Zerg was boxed and couldn't expand. Ample didn't even need to commit and just harassed zerg when dropship is out
I swear Greater Spires are cursed in ASL. Just about every time a Zerg player builds one, they lose. Even if the guardians/devourers put them in a good position, they'll end up losing the game anyway.I think there's one successful Soulkey game with guardians from a few years ago (similar to the SK/Ample game last night iirc, just more well coordinated) and that's it.
what phenotype is this?
>>2367823absolute unit
>>2367823middle aged CEO
>>2367823Joseon nobility
>>2367823ultralisk
so many literally whos on the ro16. grim
>>2367823Chinaman mongoloid. Korea and Japan must unite against them. >b-b-b-b-but japan did a heckin invaderino on koreaYes. And? Is it better or worse than being a mongoloid? Definitely better.
https://play.sooplive.com/artosis/292699589https://play.sooplive.com/artosis/292699589https://play.sooplive.com/artosis/292699589https://play.sooplive.com/artosis/292699589TASTOSIS LIVE!!
>>2367790Pulling off a surprise attack with Guardians is a zerg wet dream but the sheer amount of resources it uses up means that even if you manage to trash a mining base and force a lift-off, you usually can't easily protect the Guardians from a few wraiths. And then you're left with an army unable to do anything against the Terran response. The only time Guardians work is when a zerg is already winning, and just need to choose a hive tech to finish off the game. If they're heavily invested into mutas they can easily switch into Guardians. That's where the majority of Guardian wins come from, it's when a 2 hatch muta kills everything at around the 7-10 minute mark and Terran can't do anything. Back when 2 hatch muta came back into style a few years ago, there was a (relative) lot of successful guardian switches.
any meme map like roaring currents this season?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nhC44ACWNYZerg Gigachad Soma HYDRA BUSTS a Terranny in practice. Granted, he opened two port wraith or something BUT the proof of concept is still there.
obesitybros... today was our day
Is this thread like /gsg/ for gookclickers?It has that same stagnant clique energy.
>>2368479it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWSfIYYikQcThe Soma-Terranny game here is top tier. The Terranny opens wraiths, drops marines in Soma's base, takes out his defiler mound, but Soma, being the Gigachad, defends and instantly moves out with hydra-lurker without defilers and walks the Terranny back to his base, then brings defilers over and forces the ultimate transition.
>play LoL for a week instead of practising>whole career goes down the tolietsoulkeybros...
>get recommended some giantgrantgames sc2 challenge runs on youtube>inspired to replay sc2 campaign for the first time since the games launched>have fun getting all the achievements, buy the nova campaign for 6 bucks and play that too>might as well replay the sc1 campaign while i'm at it, haven't played since it came out when i was a kid>it sucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuqeLXwutzYartosis getting his wisdom teeth out at 50 wtf
me maek nexusme maek carrierme win
>>2368716he just wanted to save himself the embarrassment of being beaten by a geriatric Flash
>>2368716Has he served the military yet?
>>2364267It turns out it wasn't so easy
>>2364267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMy4Y9qk2usZerg Gigachad Soma SUNKEN CONTAINS a Tosser.
>>2368975Note, also, that MUH REEEEEEEEEAVERS are a non-issue: he easily killed half of them with just hydras, other half got caught by mutas or the shuttles were scourged.
>>2368720Imagine unironically praising the StarCraft poo campaign while trash talking StarCraft won's. Hopefully bait
>>2367790>"Every time I made guardians, I lost" --Lee Jae-dong
Zergsissies our cope?
>>2364267OH NO NO NO NO NO
kek. ample is retarded and zerg is OP
SOULKEK LMAO. zerg 'chad' loses
>>2368914>>2369114>>2369181>>2369208Look at Soulkey's games against Snow and Best, now look at Soma's games against them. Terrannies and Tossers will wish Soulkey qualified. Also, are you ok Terranny?
>>2369403NICE FAG LOL!
>>2361446>>2369410>memes from 2010Sad.
>>2368542>>2367442>>2366772Are you ok zergtranny???????????? Are you ok????????????? Are you ok zergtranny?????????????? Looks like your predictions are off?????????? Are you ok?????????????? Looks like your zerg chad was eliminated in group stage in an extremely humiliating fashion zergtranny!!! Are you ok zergtranny??????????
>>2369418He was eliminated in ro16 last ASL, too, which Soma won. Try to keep up.
>>2369418>>2369422Won after beating "the best TvZ player" (see also: >>2355134) as an appetizer.
>>2369422is winning zvp even impressive?you get at least 2 free hydra bust wins in a bo7
You just don't get it, it's really hard to hydra bust, you have to build a fake spire first
tulbo killed off larva and shine lmao.
tulbo ate larva and shine
korea must have amazing food
Shine got clapped
ITS UPhttps://youtu.be/KfcMd_oKxOk?is=357fGslrnRkc0BsR
>>2369635I think its too much of a stretch to say that the game was decided after that bunker rush.Ample could've made a single mistake that would cost all of his vessel, and the game would flipped into Zerg victory
/v/ackbox
