Secret History Edition If you see a gibberish post, it was made by raiders, ignore it.No, Vic 3 is not good yet. In fact it never will be. Neither will EU5.How fares your empire, /gsg/?Random Country Pickerhttp://orph.link/random>Archive (mods only)https://mega.nz/#F!plMxFYTB!sn9MTrvJ0tYjWSHgM8CZow>Where to get these gameshttps://web.archive.org/web/20190720131512/http://hastebin.com/raw/moqugasume>Mods>> READ THIS FIRST.https://web.archive.org/web/20200712212437/https://pastebin.com/33A7wXdB>>[V2] - Niggermodhttps://pastebin.com/Xgjd5LvG>>[V2] - Crimeamodhttps://www.moddb.com/mods/crimeamodPrevious thread: >>2383522
good thread
>Any gsg i'm missing?emperor of the fading suns and dominions 6
azeri
lol the other thread is in a samefag overdrive
^ truly machiavellian
Gilles de Rais had us all fooled, with his two sided life. On one end, he was a fabulously wealthy nobleman. On the other side he broke into my farmhouse , grabbed my son around the waist, and carried him off! He took him to his chateau for a glorious night of rape, followed by death by suffocation on Mr. de Rais' dong. He was nice enough to have an artist record the event, and to ejaculate in my mouth as my son died ohh yeah
yung yohan is that you?
i miss aytos
how do those cultures even make senseukrainian and belarusian are russian but serb and croat are split? north and south italian? picard and walloon? flemish?
some sissy got too worked upthus crimeamod was born
update your crimeamod, shitposterpicards waloons and flemings don't existcrimeadev wanted to merge serbocroats at some point but he's retired
that's an older version of krimmodin the current version you have walloons and picards merged into french and the flemish into dutchserbocroats fought too many wars against each other to be merged meanwhile the xoxols were completely content both irl and in the game they are always accepted therefore superfluous
bumoing the real bread
it's time
ugh
epic dragoon sprite
god i love large battles
UGH UGH UGHthree ughs for switzerland
it's not a blob if it's accepted cultureis germany a blob?
yes, and so is italy
but you're not italyyou're switzerland
i'm gonna be the holy roman empire soon
ulm
unholy loman mpire
btw i like how after that other guy got tired of samefagging all activity ceased in his thread
VGH
>alesandria integrated into switzerlandthat memegame2 event is so screwyfix the headline so it'll look better while playing
Ulm world conquest.
i'm not playing memegame2 doe
ugh, the biggest province just integrated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Kbtiy9qQQg
yes, you are playing memegame2also your switzerland literally looks like it's in a state of ecstasyas austria is eating it with piranha teeth
i am clearly not playing memegame2. you need to improve your knowledge of memes
>>2398701
buy an ad nigger
did a complete esl make this memegame2 mod or what, why is the language in that tooltip so poorly written
that's a vanilla event but that's not memegame2, that's liqqy 2
vgh swedes... the primordial esls
It's grammatically correct but just reads awkwardly, maybe they used Google translate
go monarchist
uhhhhh... i think it's time to abandon the notions of protestant primacy in switzerland
the germans rose up
should've went protestantnow you are doomed to putting jesus second to a woman
fuck...33bro your 5th commandment?
UGH
and now to fully assert the catholic supremacy in großschweiz...
you dont actually take the negative option right
it is the objectively correct option
>When Belisarius read this, intoxicated with joy and yearning to give evidence of his gratitude, he leapt from his couch and prostrated himself at the feet of his wife. With each hand fondling one of her legs, licking with his tongue the sole of first one of her feet and then the other, he cried that she was the cause of his life and of his safety: henceforth he would be her faithful slave, instead of her lord and masterb-belisariusbros? our response?
no, i'm sure that post was 100% sincere
>Knights unconnedAs it turns out my degenerate lifestyle might actually be killing me. Had to go to the hospital in an ambulance yesterday and just got out some hours ago. How fares the campaign anons?
>war of yasi aggressioni'm a woman, hear me roar
This but unironically
extremely based behavior to immediately start blobbing in eu4 after surviving a near-death situation
i know it may seem like that, but listening to a woman talk is not a near-death situation
so is eu5 worth playing now that 1.2 is out or no? should I just wait until we get missions?
pirate it and report back
what if I have an adult woman fetish
vgh cute gsgirls
228Don't want to get into too much detail but apparently my blood o2 levels were so low I could have passed out and asphyxiated if I waited much longer236Depends on the woman desu
251its actually even less playable than ever
what is so unplayable about it
the lack of playability
Ottoman fleet wrecked
>7 light ships capturedmaybe now you won't be so poor
Could always be worse
387warfare balance is even worse now than it was before, the most egregious example i have seen so far was 3 (three) men stack wiping like 9000
>France takes Algeria from Turkey, and almost every year England annexes another Indian principality: none of this disturbs the balance of power; but when Russia occupies Moldavia and Wallachia, albeit only temporarily, that disturbs the balance of power. France occupies Rome and stays there several years during peacetime: that is nothing; but Russia only thinks of occupying Constantinople, and the peace of Europe is threatened. The English declare war on the Chinese, who have, it seems, offended them: no one has the right to intervene; but Russia is obliged to ask Europe for permission if it quarrels with its neighbor. England threatens Greece to support the false claims of a miserable Jew and burns its fleet: that is a lawful action; but Russia demands a treaty to protect millions of Christians, and that is deemed to strengthen its position in the East at the expense of the balance of power. We can expect nothing from the West but blind hatred and malice, which does not understand and does not want to under stand.
kyivan ukr
ugh soon the reactionaries will be in power in catholic schweiz
*takes coalition with conservatives*
*picks the option to get the most militancy to pass reform*
no they won because i propagandized my peoplea good democracy cannot work without constantly psyopping your citizens
lets fucking goooooo
ugh preuben joined me and i've got an epic general
fishe :DD
UGH UGH UGHthree ughs for germany
>Austria : *mogs your germanicums*
my großgermanicums aren't even remotely done yet
Neither is theirs
Japan is now officially a great power, i sure do hope they dont rape my dicklet subjects in the future
your what subjects?
8216you should get an opinion bonus with countries with female rulers
why are they going to the inca
gold
holy
why's it a leaf if it's in australia?
2399673idk the converter did this and i didn't bother changing it
vgh....
the "unified" "german" "empire"
2399677its not like there are many germans in this welt
>Peace with Ottermen
i invite everyone saying that with modern hardware performance improvements don't matter in pdox games to play gfm and run it on speed 5 (fünf)
>>2399597based swissfagFUCKING DO IT
Thoughts on Age of History 3? Don't expect much for 10 euro but looks interesting for a spreadsheet simulator
cool arcade game, worth a pirate
polakjank no one stops you from trying it though
>mod with 64 gorillion different tags all moving their armies around and fucking with sliders and decisions arbitrarily and having their own event spam while the game constantly reevaluates their relations with one another>vs two extra cultures on the map, the exact same number of pops but one is called "ukrainian" instead of "russian"yeah... same impact on performance...
>removing x culture is good because performance>>it has zero effect on performance>yeah but have you tried running gfm on speed 5?>>that's not the same thing and only a subhuman with a shit pc would see any effect on performance from a few cultures being removed>moving goalposts! you hallucinated me saying that removing cultures improves performance on my shit pc! impotent rage! btfo! no amount of gpus will increase single-thread cpu performance!furrygsg is a funny place.
Frankly, though the strong and determined backbone of the horde forces kept society in check, things were not going well.Kaur, while managing to keep most of his subjects loyal to him by giving out land, was not the most skillful of administrators. He spent his time on festivities, trying to spread his bizzare understanding of his religion to subjects, chasing after nonexistent artifacts, establishing diplomatic relations with tribes half the world away... basically anything that isn't furthering the clan's goals.Meanwhile, the kingdom of georgia, nominally our subject, has been expanding their influence into Alania, unchecked. The subjegation actually strenghtened them.The most promising alternatives to the title die off in sad circumstances.A proper heir has yet to be established, announced, or planned for.Vassal clans seek to expand their influence, no doubt in an attempt to usurp us.And then... Kaur, henceforth known as "The Accursed" dies.He did defend the land when called upon, he did lose his hand in combat, but merely managing to keep going shouldn't be enough. We should aim to thrive.Kaur failed, among other things, to sire an heir. As established by his father, a much greater and longer lasting ruler, the second in line was to be Sakhir, the only other of his children to see any success in command, having lead an adventurer band through quite some time. As fate would have it, he managed to hear of the news and come quickly from the abbasid khaliphate, where he then resided. Had he arrived later, there would have been civil war. But, none of the other brothers could contest him, there was something about his figure and demenour that clearly stood out from among them, he should lead. They failed to even consider how his travels might've changed him. The clan agreed. The other clans, not so much.most popular ck2 mod in the past weekhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3722592939https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=610XcjG2jms
we hate campaignposts now? why are we acting upset?
I need your honest opinions on ROMANCE OF THE THREE KINGDOMS 8 REMAKE and NOBUNAGA'S AMBITION: Awakening
>jesu cristohe didn't even spare jesus christ T-The even randomly gave him an o to really rub it in
some bad agents just lack the good old fashioned sportsmanshipthey just can't stand to see another thread win and have to shit it up in revenge
i stand upi clapi genuflect
i can post my campaign if you want me to too humph
here you go
>>2400292rotk8 remake is fine but i still much prefer 13 and 14, or even playing an older game like 5 or 6
ugh... the industrial powerhouse of lotharingia...
in honor of the anon who said he will play ck2 but didnt i will turn on ck2 right... now...
hello me lads, it's time for an epic brudderkrieg
uh oh
it's not looking so good bros...
>sudaca germany>blobs into northern germany????
miltech status?
how is it blobbing if it's my cores?*does an epic parliament speech on how nordaca germans are subhumans that need to be conquered*
mil tech is very good for this point in the gamei also didn't neglect the reinforcement techs
shit forgot the image
north germans are very brave, 126k vs 69k
>>2400484Based and Lotharingia-pilled.
don't reply to me ever again
igger
4.95 > 4.91hurrah
epic fucking encirclement. now that's what's called a pro gamer move62such is the price of glory>if soldiers started thinking they would stop being soldierst. frederic ii
4.90...
10k is nothing
westfalen...
why are the states so big and when are you liberating elsaß
UGH UGH UGHthree ughs for germany!and that is it for today i'm going to bed gotta wake up early tomorrow and go fishing
What fucking aberration.
199 posts gone... like tears in rain...
are you okay, janny? tell us where the anon touched you by pointing to the spot on the teddy bear
>>2400597you better not quit on achieving this >>2399597
Planning to do a Persia run. Who are the best Persians? Or a better question. Who are the Prussians of the Iranian world?
looking for a specific warband mod (may have been prophesy of pendor but not too sure), the only things i remember about it is that it was in a fantasy world and one quest had you discover an abandonded castle/settlement that was previously hidden and make it your home base (i think there was also some flavour text on how it was destiny or smth) Any help pls?
>>2400368was today years old when i realised theres a 2hou mod for ck
Apparently Tunis has been colonizing. Neat.839Isn't there a tag in Tabarestan that's a direct successor of the Sasanians?990Floris?
>>2400992what is that map mod that looks like Vic2, i want it
>Minimalist Mapmod unofficial Ironman version>GMI - Darker Water
>>2401018thanks
Morocco gnolls here. this is my gapsfiller for the time being.
92There he is. This will be a crazy start. Thanks.
invading europe. nice little mountainfortline there
by playing on speed 1 and only speed 1 and doing sets of jumping jacks and push ups betweens events not that i would recommend it because i would rather go outside and touch grassok brb later bye
If you aren't so invested in your campaign + shit posting that you forget to eat you aren't a true gsg fan
Combined Yasi-Tunisian fleet DESTROYS the Spanish in Cape Bon
>Roman descendant gets annihilated by state based in Tunisia at a naval battle at Cape Bontale as old as time. or rather as old as 468
>Emperor Basiliscus fled in the heat of the battle.>One act of heroism stands forth from this naval defeat. >Despite the situation, Basiliscus's lieutenant, Joannes, bravely fought the Vandal onslaught; Procopius describes him as "standing on the deck" and "turning from side to side kept killing very great numbers of the enemy". >Upon seeing that his ship was about to be captured, he refused to surrender to Genso, the son of Gaiseric, instead leaping overboard in heavy armor and drowning himself. >His last words were that he "would never come under the hands of dogs".unfathomably based
>February 1, 1611After rounding the Cape, Yasi forces make landfall in the Americas for the first time
We have secured the wargoal, I'm hoping Tunis doesn't peace out early and grants me some of the Iberian holdings in the Indo-Pacific
Meanwhile in Europe, they swarm over North Africa like locusts
>2-3 years in>low war enthusiasm>-28% WS even if some of that is ticking and is about to be reversed>homeland fully occupiedI wouldn't be going "I hope they give me some islands" so much as "I hope they don't surrender" but you do you
>I'm hoping Tunis doesn't peace out early>doesn't peace out early
They flipped high enthusiasm btw, you are right that I should prioritize unsieging their land though
>can't play anbennar until next month where i will suck dick for a new pc man i cant wait i mean figuratively i absolutely can wait but oh boy cant want figurativelyanyone got to play the new update yet? i saw someone playing viaCOCK, anyone tried to colonise the new continent though/ insaiayya?
>load the save file>austria immediately attacks me-____-but at least i caught an epic pike
since when is pine brazilian????????
>Austrian pine>barely present in austria, covers most of turkey and sploches into a few other countries here and there
noooooooooooooooo they're marching on bern!you can't do that
but at least i annexed saxen
ugh we can save it
swissfag is an italian, i knew itand he wants to include >>2399597 his hometown in his grossgermania
mamma mia, they're-a counterattacking!
epic fucking battle by the tuscans
stab in the back FACT
why is it always them?i know what i'm doing once i unite all the germanic peoples under one banner
>1.1%it's overthe poz is terminal
lets fucking do this our capital is safei just hope to the pope france won't attack us
word on the street is the ashkehnazi 1.1% is making posts like this >>>/lgbt/43550668>i just hope to the popedo catholics really
tkd
Has anybody played Field of Glory Empires and Kingdoms? How are they?
napoleon you fucking NIGGERwelp, that's enough vicky for today, time to go to bed
>time to go to bedyou go to bed this early?
there are magic trolls and epic brown people who are actually shadows and animals o algoit's epic
anbennar is honestly epici remember back when it was just humans elves halflings and dwarves vs orcs and goblinsit is now... different...
yeah i actually quite like the idea of anbennar i just don't care for its general on /veh-es-teh/. if i wanted to discuss it i'd discuss it hereand it's a shame it's not based on a game with pops where your army composition could be based on your population percentage with different units say goblin skirmishers and orc shock troops and ogre super duper elite battle/siege winners but you only have 1 battalion
I tried playing field of glory empires because the idea of interactive battles sounded really cool but then I found out it was turn+based and never touched it again
>and it's a shame it's not based on a game with popsthe eu5 version is in development and the vic3 sequel is out (though it's based on vic3 so...)
>eu5 or vic3the base pozload is too terminal for these to be good
>>2401348it's a good thing they didn't see those 200 deleted posts...
>pozload>eu5you can trade slaves in that game and it's actually good, what more do you want? epic sudafrikums "kill all niggers and make the country epic" button?
yeah, that would be a welcome addition
Alright I continued this war and honestly screw it I was way too unprepared I don't think this situation is tenable. Portugal is close to peacing out but I don't think it'll happen fast enough. Navally we're able to contest them but we're suffering from a severe lack of sailors. On land however the amount of troops is simply too much and I don't want to merc up too much and go into debt for fucking Tunis. I've still got a small army in Brazil defending the wargoal but as I'm out of manpower the constant battles have been wearing them down. I'm going to pull back and finish up my humiliation of Naples/conquest of Kurdish lands in Aq Qoyonlu.
>The brazilian expedition
anyone still play Caesarrealm
epic fish photoare we posting selfies now?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zHwKB4i9GM
>this entire threadYou need Jesus.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShmDp3vbW5E
anglicanism is literally the most disingenuous meme interpretation of christianity to existsome fag just had daughters instead of sons so xhe had a melty
the anglican church doesn't make pretensions about being started by an apostle on the personal orders of jesus or whatever the fuck, if you mentioned this to an anglican priest they would be like yeah it started off because of politics, english kids are tought this in schools dude you are not clever for bringing it upjudge the tree by its fruits, the anglican church lives the gospels, Christ's love is most important in the church.
>yeah it was started by some faggot because his dick was limp so it is okay because we addressed it so stop making a point about itC of E is made up of morally hollow apostates
Why would it matter how a church got started? What matters it how it's going.
pretty sure even a church superhistorian would agree that the most dangerous threat that "the church" ever faced was Marcionism or some shitit's still relevant to this day because he had a point btw
yeah i cant really be a christian because of the old testamentmarcion and the gnostics had a very good point. can't really say marcion was great cuz he liked paul, tho plenty of gnostics also liked paul and also liked the gospel of john which sucksidk whatever just do your own thing and call it daoism
I like Anglicans because they specifically designate most of the autistic bullshit that doesn't matter as "non-essential issues" and say its okay to disagree on those meanwhile other churches will either actually have a policy of calling you a heretic or have an even more autistic don't ask don't tell type policy of turning the other way and pretending they didn't hear that
>it's still relevant to this dayobjectively speaking, he's notlike he's not a secret or anything but 95% of the general population has never heard of him and that's a low estimate many people will independtly echo what he was getting at and say things like "our god said love your enemy their god says arm for an arm" or whatever but that's hard to trace back to marcion, many people just say thay cuz it makes sense
Marcion is not relevant, I agreeMarcionism, on the other hand, is very relevant. how many people have you met who are crypto-Marcionists without even knowing about the guy?
one
Got my raid on Italy larp done
>anglicanism is literally the most disingenuous meme interpretation of christianity to exist>some fag just had daughters instead of sons so xhe had a meltyActually the REAL Anglicanism started in 2025 in Rwanda, Google GAFCON
>crypto-MarcionistsWhen normnormie noromies i normals When normalsWhen normies say the kind of statements that you are thinking of they mean something close to "Jews interpreted gods wishes to be x but it was actually y" and therefore maybe think the OT is corrupt like Muslims think or something, this only makes sense if you don't think about it like at all, which is what most of these people did. They certainly DONT mean that there are actually two different gods that exist. How many people do you know who believe that? Come on.
no I think most of the people making statements to the effect of "hey god is kind of an asshole" are thinking "god is kind of an asshole" and not that he should be inherently redeemable or the text is just corrupted or Jews misinterpreting or anything like thatit's not quite at "there exists a good god and an evil god" but it's much closer to that than anything else you've suggested or to official church policy
the people that say that aren't christians thoughmarcionism wasn't some ironic meme it was a Christian movement for believing Christians
>Tunis made peace with PortugalI BELIEVE IN THE FINAL VICTORY
More like brown peacedo you think they will do that with Spain too or will Tunis throw you a bone and get max money?
Honestly no matter what they give won't be worth the sunk cost but I'm committed to seeing it through. Realistically it'll depend on whether on not I can unsiege their lands before Spain flips to low warscore which is requirement for white peace. I think the reason they've stayed in so long is that AI can't demand land as long as we're -10 WS (although I could be wrong this might only apply to the player)
Low war enthusiasm*
xaxaxa that's a big austriaIs the army "Beduins" named by you or named like that at game star tor a company of merc?s
respond to this post if you like maps (hyperlink required !!)
>brown peace
Alright I smoked a fatty now to smoke some Castilians640Yeah they're the biggest threat by far, I want to start curbing their expansion but I've been too busy for most of the campaign. I named the army myself it helps me with immersion and remembering which army is where/composed of what. Current employed mercs are 'Zeybecks', 'Kurdish Company' and 'Grand Company'
What an anticlimatic end, just as I was preparing a massive push into Tunis too. At least we defended the only muslim colonies in the Americas I guess
>1613>build spy network: ottomans
faggots are mentally ill peoplementally ill people are suffering peoplechurch welcomes the suffering
>>2401641The map is nice, but fuck that ugly ass Colombian flag
Despite bankruptcy and repeated beatdowns Ottomans are still kicking and I only have the default mission tree until I form Arabia so I need to make claims. Having a high spy network is also useful for the tech cost/siege ability
>Actually the REAL Anglicanism started in 2025 in Rwanda, Google GAFCONLmao we now have protestants to the protestants
we already did?the single biggest meme about Proddies is that they will have a schism over anything, and everyone who does not agree with them to the letter is a Satanist
colombian ssr looking ass
>>2401972>Having a high spy network is also useful for the tech cost@grok is this real?
>>2402093If your diptech is at least 9, and you have a spy network in a country with better tech, you will get a reduction to tech cost in each category where their level exceeds yours. This scales with size of the spy network, and can reach up to -5% per level difference, capping at -30%
R.I.P France
Yes, when du you detect oil? What is that Austria lol nice. big netherlands too
mooooods he's blobbing outside of his cultural borders
129Have been chilling rebuilding the navy and trying to scale. Next wars are going to be against Kilwa/Persia/Ottomans as usual. I vassalized Orissa so I'm finally getting closer to Malacca as well. Nice income btw, show full empire
keeping it optically hidden. the arabian plutocracy is the real gem. still more air to get more out of it. could form Mamluks anytime for the channel and then Arabia but i have to shit and go to sport now
later jin as opposed to earlier jin
but this is the more playable campaign now. Really big Russia and Ottomans. everyone is my enemy. dont know what happened to my stability tho or why i am attacking the ottomans. probably just to desiege austria and drain their manpower.but now i have found this Anbennarthing. just glad to get back to eu4. i understand the vic2 players now
war crimes in historical strategy games :(war crimes in fantasy strategy games :)
hey stop abusing poland, asshole >:(you literally have nothing to do with tuat region of europe.
later jin as in later homojin = human = homo
he's g*rman
playing jolof again soonvery happywill form macina
eat di jolof wid di fufu
jholof campaign sounds hyopebyuy ing buying anbennar next month cant wait to play it i mean i can wait thats why iam wauitng for next month to buy it but still i wcant wait to playe andbennear and conquer that stupid fucking robot island
all of the tag release bs you normally do becomes achievement-legal if you use fulo or ashantiironmode soon
test
ching chang chong chinamann!
painfully unfunny
the longer i play any of these games the more i hate them
for me it's the oppositei'm loving stellaris more than ever, now
stellaris 3.14.15926, that isnot that stellaris 4.0 garbage, absolutely unnecessary update
>believable worlds...Giga-Austria-Hungary formed, Commonwealth became a republic somehow, Spain never united and Netherlands popping off.
unbelievable worlds
other than the precise borders likely ending up somewhat differently irl i dont see how this world is supposed to be so unbelievableottoman exclave north of georgia is the only truly undeniably unrealistic part IMO, than and maybe that abomination of a scotland
your switzerland spilled out
confederation dudeconfederation hahaconfederationdratrhadrapthadropeswiss confederatioon being bigger thats not undralisic is it imeanthinkaboutit i mean lets be realistic about this dude lets be real how incubation period absolutely invisible no cure yeah okay dude termination only works a few hours so how far it spread it spread to switzerland switzerland is graet in this time theres no competition around forms early so yeah people look at it and see yah i want in otn htis oco i want in on this confederation so they join italians join more so than already they had italians they had jermans gthey germans so tyeah liike thats the thing whats the problem they only adeded more gemrans and italisn pieople they had alreayd howst that not believable?
7 that's why i said that. you need to cringe or do immoral stuff to harden yourselfwhats their manpower? commonwealth should´nt be this big by now
Who let the schizos out
I hate how much green is on the map. What ideas should I go for next?
court
Expansion
abandon all idea groups and go innovative-offensive-espionage
Never go inno espi. thats a polish thing to do (they need it)
i'm italian and i take inno-offensiv-espionage
innovative would unironically be a good idea group right about meow, but you just finished another admin group...
ive never taken inno utside of the first 2 or 3 ideas like bro you will miss out on the utility at this point
why do people get so hung up on the name of innovative ideas? the small boost to innovativeness gain is the least impactful idea out of the grouphell in his case the group is worth it just for the 3 extra free policies, let alone the rest of the bonii
>inno-espi-horde-aristo>berber culture>west african/mossi ideaswar is just quartering with explosions, when you really think about it
i don't get it, please clarify
cav does not costloot is always availablecoastlines get raidedcavalry dogpiles flanksspain never gets the chance to recover
either trigger the ottos caliphate event and pray, or form mossi and use their event to form a horde and take horde ideas
good post
this, but unironically
Aren't there tribals in West Africa you can reform into a horde from?
tribes can reform into hordes but doing so makes it harder to change government without losing reform progress
ok but imagine: eu5 but good
if i had the hardware for it, i think i'd enjoy eu5
vgh.. if only the peasants had won
>0.29%
>DNVP 1%Biggest mistake since WW1. Should have voted for the based nationalist/monarchists. For the Kaiser. For Bismarck.
>back at war
I got the first cheevo I wanted so hypothetically I could reform into a horde to grab Horde ideas which would put me at 80 or 90 cavalry combat ability. Expansion would have been interesting but there is barely any land left to colonize, Court seems decent but the policies are kind of garbage, I'm leaning between Innovative, Espionage or Religious for the policies atm
>>2402868>"Nazi Party"
How come HoI3 is less popular than 2 and DH?
i made 20 alts to manipulate the steam stock market
some minor french fucks annexed Wineport and this is only a humliate cb :/ i think i have to do multiple campaigns again
why do you need wineport so bad?
wine is good
i mean, look at them
And then there are those wineguardian vassals. But I don't remember what they're all about. if one can play as them.It's an old campaign, though. I'm about to start over.
i've always wondered this myself, since hoi3 is clearly better than that older dogshit
r8
this nigga unironically playing goy5
HoI5 when
>>2403599vassal spam/10
i havent played the wine rework but i did play rubenaire once and that was nice. i like stacking goods produced in this game
>busilar>crathanor>gielinorcould only be devised by american hands
>OURDIAmy exact thoughts every time i see an benar screen
Gawed help us all
where's rvlaon
did the bvlgars really save evrope from islam?
i don't think they did
poland saved europe from p*sslam
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY POST
>>2404181Islam won
i didn't know it was a competition
>>2404298What was the nailed rabbi doing to little boys at gethsemane?
lol
>a ploid baiting about kurishitanity an a friday evening absolute poetry
>>2404315Why did paul enjoy being raped by demons using barbed dildos according to the jewble?
reminder to report and ignore shitposting
!!Miado#19 no longer registering as hpm's old tripcode is a blow to gsg culture
talex
latex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG9TMn1FJzc
good to know ibexposting is not a cargo cult
>click the ibex video to rewatch it for old times' sake>notice it has 232 million views>get curious if it's the british broadcasting corporation's highest viewed youtube video>sort their videos by most popular, it is>get curious, sort their videos by most recent>get thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZHR29X75Hkif you were ever curious what british state sponsored propaganda is up to
Why do i like older paradox games more? Particularly CK2 and EUIV instead of CK3 and EUV. There's some old school SOVL there that are missing from the modern entries.
haha that was quite a funny watch i can't lie
propaganda is when silly animation film?
81now that is a funny postoutlining ck2 and eu4 as the old entries to their respective series instead of ck1 and eu3 is truly comedy gold
>>2404384>propaganda is when silly animation film?this but unironically
great mod!
>british state sponsored propagandacheck out 'pathways' if you havent already
ew it replied to me
is that the meme vn that radicalised thousands?that HAS to be a normal man making it while working a council job. there's no other way about itno way has someone made that ironically to discourage patriotism
i honestly wouldn't put it past the people who govern us, at the lower levels at least they really are that incompetent/malicious desu
weltverbesserer
what sort of shizo 3rd world philosophy does this relate to
it's called being on the right side of history
social-democracy
but im a centrist
what does the centre mean in a world where left and right are made up?
things fall apartthe center cannot hold
its all made up. two wings of the same jewish bird
joz
*builds cement factory*
what's wrong with consuming cement?
>right: you are owed all poor people's wealth>left: you are owed all rich people's wealth>proposes an ideology that doesn't revolve around money for once>u r a nazi
EU5 sucks. But I wish EU4 had pops...
im playing the gamethe one that will take me to my endim waiting for the rainto wash who i am
wait, i thought that merely typing that term was an autobahn
87Is rightist ideology so focused on wealth? From what I see most want to remigrate the global southerners and go back to the oh so great 80/90s/2000s. Only to have the same problems again after 20 years.
its okay
ancient mummy uncs up in this thread fr fr
Zoomers rise up
imhotep, imhotep
zoomers are OLD
idgi
same could be said for /gsg/
OLD = online dating i guess. Zoomers are rapidly approchaing unc status though if not already
i'm still here (first joint /gee ess gee/ in 2014, after the /v/ schism)
i am a newfag so i don't know any better and won't complain
me racing for treaty of tordisellas in the caribbean
i wish there were mentally ill trannies on gsg but you're all moids
baron cuckern was a retarded larper faggot that lost every battle he fought. marble pfp indiandirlegang is where its at, he was epic and had a lot of fun and while he lost some fights he won a lot more
for me, it's cooch behar
scratch that i'm going with patiala, someone else can have joy behar cooch
if he was so epic, why did you shoop him to look like a faggot?
sorry if i offended anyone onlinei was simply suffering from 'map derangement syndrome' and i need ed someone to lash out atgive me more maps and this won't happen again!!
i want to move to the PNW, i just wish it wasn't so goddamn expensive
this post will be like all those 'i fixed europe' posts from a decade ago, only this time perfect
>>2404871Fucking captcha ate my text.Well, that was fun.
>>2404873here's Europe
>h>p>m
where are there 3 polands?
>>2404877Proof that the Mughal's are the true leaders of Islam>>2404878>no reply meme>caring what mods other people playopinion discarded
but the developer of hyatch pee emm cared very much about what mods people on /gsg/ play to the point of conducting slander campaigns and samefagging against developers of other modswhy are you playing his mod if you dislike the idea of others policing what people play?
>>2404883POPs if anyone cares>>2404881>3what's the third?>>2404886>completely missing my point in your crusade against a random brazilianI just don't care, i play what i find fun, fuck your retarded imageboard politics, just play the fucking videogame(s)
i get the point that you're a newfag that doesn't understand /gsg/ traditions, i just chose to ignore itand you can't play video games 24/7, now hover over the fucking national focus number i want to see how many of these fake subhuman hpm cultures are actually accepted
>>2404889>implying im a newfagi will admit I haven't browsed /gsg/ in a few years but i know for a fact this shithole hasn't changed.here's what you want.t. Irelad
you ever recognize the name of something so old all you remember about it is the name? that's how i feel right nowbut it's probably for the better as persistent thread personalities is what turns a general into a discord. just look at what happened to tragsg
>>2404894bonus BIG Guyana>>2404895Yeah i only ever personalityposted when talking about a game i did, prefer to be anonymous most of the time.
>2>3>1>64.4%>tea, wood, gotes>clothes, cows, coal
>>2404887*fucks your bumhole*
why is wool a separate rgo from livestock but rice is not a separate rgo from grain?
>the "jews run the world" meme propagates wildly on youtubeman what a time to be alive
i hate how normalfags dont post culture maps
culture maps are fun but only in europe, because in asia it's just a patchwork of random colors
0 poland are more than enough
name a country cuter than poland
14Unfortunately that´s mostly because of third worlders and not because Europeans have suddenly rediscovered their own interests.
>>2404871>>2404873>>2404883mughal empire vs parthicum, who would win?
>interesting borders vs blob repeatedly spammed in the thread, which does anyone care to see more of?
>2nd in industryunc is chopped
IrelIrelasssaIreland..... irelad... my boy... Do that trick where tou speak the fake language again...
>>2405036Téigh trasna ort féin, Sassanach
prubia :3
lmao this tranny unironically playing goy5
as whom did you form it and why are you not in the roman empire?
teutons obviously, you get more buffs that wayi cant join the german empire because im too large, only way would be to move my capital to pommerania but that fucks my economyexpanding very slow because you get +200% antagonism when taking reich provinces
preuBens epic
it's not about the game it's what's on the inside that counts and that preußens is super cute and cuddly
wasn't the point of eu5 moving away from modifier stacking lmao why in the heck are you talking about buffs @__@
bros help me out...literally what region is this?
i keep these teuton advances on top of prussia'sif you start as brandyburg all you get is a disaster
Just deported a brown person, flying back home now to restore Rome.
it's not a deportation if you go back willingly doe
back to germaniapostingas you can see we're being besieged from all sides by people who don't want a unified german state
ugh...but i was expecting a much more difficult battle since they have 11 military techs to my 9
rip toscania
what dumb mod is this that vies germany cores on all of czechia/bohemia?i get that it was a grandimod "innovation" to split the country between sudetanland/the rest and not bohemia/moravia, but germany should have cores on neither, not bothhaving said that the whole vic2 core system is retarded and shit, eu5 is better in that regard and that core system is blatantly unfinished and broken (unless they changed it already)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFBZ_uAbxS0
this is not bismarck's german empire, this is a suddeutsch germany the habsburgs forming germany with a capital in vienna would not have given up their best lands (czechs are the most powerful race in the world)
the hapsburgs as an institution would not succumb to nationalism
they succumbed to hungaryan nationalism doe
the magyar gypsies got raped for a million years by trianon thoughsoever
but they're very clearly not the Habsburgs with their capital in Viennaalso why does it have cores on Lombardy and Piedmont and Liguria? when the hell was the last time any of those were under German rule? the Franks?
yeah what mod is thatim wondering if thats a vanilla thing vic2 and its mods are honestly kinda dumb when it comes to giving out cores, areas germany planned to conquer irl but didnt move in for the kill don't get cores and you can't core them, but areas germany tried to conquer but failed get coresi fucking cant wait until EU5 finishes construction
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFBZ_uAbxS0what the fuck is that video i watched it twice and i have no clue what the fuck he's talking about
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFBZ_uAbxS0 [Embed]you aint seen nothin yethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ecwh7g5GnP0
because i'm doing a challenge run where i formed germany as switzerland. it's something no ai would ever accomplish because of how difficult it is (requires as much alliance juggling as playing krakiv)the cores i have on those lands are dynamically gained cores because italians (white) are an accepted culture and you gain cores over time in accepted culture landsyou're complaining about a scenario without knowing the context which makes you look stupid
that's a lot of divisions. stalin would be surprised
wtf he's strong
>only 0.1% warscorefucking k/d fetishists, a win is a win
>ivgood bait
the rumanians are here>good baiti once did an hpm game as krakau where i grew up to be plc but over time a shitload of ukrainians migrated into my territories proper, especially krakow and danzig and someone here called it krakiv)))
another shit roll.........
so why did you release sardinia anyway and why do they have the union jack on their flag
>you aint seen nothin yetman that guy is such a shit interviewer i dont know why americans love him so much
and now the pope has 0 divisions :)so many epic encirclements it's like i'm back in hoi373that was france actually i didn't have enough infamy to annex all of piemonte-sardinia and neither did i want to since it's full of italians (forma de negro)
they're giving up :)and since france doesn't have any good colonies at the point in the game we'll just take it
whabaout elsaB
i don't have a core on it and i don't have the infamy as u can c
ugh...
although this is probably a better screenshot because it's no longer austria-hungary without austria
how is all dat <100 warscore even with cores
your germanium has tumors
husband... germania is safe and prosperous now... i don't want any more children
nooooooo the dixie submarine is sinking
schleswiggers
danziger separatists
groBtibetiums and a "christian" china
how did anyone greenlight submarines>you know how if something goes wrong on a boat, it sinks? we made one where if something goes right it sinks, and if it goes wrong it just sinks faster
disgusting asia nglbut thats if something goes wrong. if nothing goes wrong they're fine
it'll be fine once rußia colonizes the central asia
imagine the nice ugly blob you could have had if you took krakow and gelderland
shitaly
>>2405058>1492>baltic mega state that doesnt include berlinoi fuenf
ugh... germanicums...
cool memegame2 run, swissfagkeep going... i'm still looking forward to those nice conclusive borders
but i'm playing vic2 not memegame2
die industrie...
conclusive proof that new england, minnesota and the pnw are CANADIAN
>weimar flag>doesn't include the irrelevant bog country in the north-east aka glorious proissens>piss colouredfake germany bought with swiss francs
he's getting to prussia, be patient
the black-red-gold flag predates the weimar res """""publica""""" by 80 years doe
that part
what part?
>>2404317We don't do that here.
stellaris
how can /gsg/ be dead if there are people posting stellaris?
not him but i'm playing stellaris right now
*blobs*
Blobbing is a lot like voring if you think about it
only if you swallow a country wholei'm just taking a little nibble, so it's more like ryona
save the pope
*pats pope-shaped belly and burps out a mitre* nah haven't seen him
uh oh...should i help my catholic brothers out?
where's them fuarking anime tiddies
>German confederation >Piss yellow>Independent Prussia >Half of the empire is Italian
what empire are you talking about? i only see a confederation
it's a confederation of independent cantons and the italians agreed to be in it
you should only help poland if you're a pole yourself
it's not half italian doe66but it's within my economic self-interest. i get to grow my cute epic mittelevropa
Because of this serial ck2/eu4 shitposter i have been constangly getting these videovideo in videos isns videos in my front page i can't fucking take it anhmore this thifuciking prick put these video there fuck https://youtu.be/qd4J-JqHPPQ now im getting notified ifhtered anew one
>three serbiascertified crimememod moment
>North Italians are completely different from South Italians>Noooo they can´t be included in a German realm after only 800 years of HRE and having German origins
one drop rule
last i checked eu4 is the only gsg where you can play as pirates, Whats this have to do with ck2?
you can do it in eu5 but only at specific tags and only via event chains of all the tags I can think of ryukuyyu is the only one I can thi k of historical? yes, but also railroading
that's not a show about pirates retards they just happen to be on a pirate ship are tou retarded
>pope italy>independent papal statesmake the pope a vassal in rome for your hre and make polen grob
>it's not a campaign about germans they just happen to be forming a german confederation this makes so much sense now, thanks. I accept north italians in the country now
I like how she forgot to green screen in the reflection in the gun reticle so now it's just vibrant green all the way through, great creative choices why are we watching this again?
I watwatchecd it and don't get the hype
What is niggermod and where can I download it?
why does switzerlans get 1 unique political party in this mod? I don't get it, surely it's all or nothing also i don't get why they have robots and guns but the entire thing revolves around a carrack
you can find latest version of niggermod here:https://github.com/arkhometha/Historical-Project-Mod
is gsgs egg finally cracking
>What is niggermodan HPM fork that reversed his questionable nerf to the genocide mechanic, added some minechin fantasy decisions to South Africa that give the country cores on half of the continent if and only if they take deliberate steps NOT to accept black people as equal citizens, and some other miscellaneous ad hoc changes like changing the borders in North Africa based on the way one random poster watned to blob one time. you get it by asking around until someone posts a link, it's not hosted anywhere to my knowledge. be warned tho, the oryginal host you might find in old OPs on /vg/ has been alleged to include cp. you have been warned.Crimeamod is the mod you want to play anyway (also reverses the genocide nerf and all the other changes are grounded in reason)also did you watch the video? everyone is talking about it, you're missing out, scroll up
I want the minekid fantasy decisions to South Africa
im making egg salad is that a ccrime?r
60second republic borders NOW!!!
more like onions republicI'd help them but then add war goal reparations
but they already have second republic borders??????????
>you can't have more than one serbia we don't do that in germany
>you can't have more than one gender we don't do that in germany
what should i play
victoria 2
idk about you but i'm not a big fan of this retard spamming his voice training videos "ironically"
>militant socialists>ashkenazievery time
>>2405831this guy has the appropriate sexual preferences
ugh......
look, just because he's greek doesn't mean he's gay
serb on serb violence ;_;
serbs vs serb patriotstheres a difference
what voice training videos are you talking about
>>2405831have you activated your windows?
>>2405858racist piece of shit *growls at you*
you still have bits of france you need to bite offi hope you get to that part of your memegame2 run soon
i'm not planning on playing ck2 anytime soon, sorry to disappoint you
eu4 with the anbennar mod if you need country recommendations, verne
has t.johan given a historical review of the eu5 Byzzie dlc yet? I can't enjoy it until I know if my Roman reconquest is historically grounded or not
mr mehmet, tear down this wall!
I second that actually tjohan play anbennarI would just say don't play jaddajaddarirjaddaĺ I think they're getting an update soon
I absolutely hate that Serbia holy shit
i like those chud adventurer states in that uncolonized areatrue heirs of castannor
>>2405831dominions 6
bosnian triangle is still there, kinda cute borders
t.johan is missingand he hasn't done ck3 byz review eithernot that there's a point, after they invited "byzantine historian" with lecture on their youtube channel and ended up adding hre elections as a succession laweu5 is the same shit, there's nothing to give historical review about. it's here so you can blob faster to restore roman empire without smelly greek influence and go back to speaking latin. first situation you should've started with, the civil war, has absolutely random conditions all meanwhile all historical characters are theredon't you love flavor™? who needs good core gameplay, like in the game that is being posted above
>>2405876and i like you >;3
why are you gay?
>>2405831Eu4
Zeus is the Greek ggod tho, the fimsn/Latin one is JupiterBro relax a little bit man bro relax, Greek god, there were people in the byzantine empire still practicing the traditional hellenic religion, and we know they were upper class too. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gemistos_Plethon
business idea: learn to type so people actually take you seriously
my little poland can't possibly be this cute
based bjstofy knowerhey greek man while you're thinking of what video to watch maybe watch the video that i thought younwkjd want to watch ont beifuck wone heab gloqtint hagagq that man fifk and yeah hudden biyrkg fuck wrong Keys pH well yeah by the way play eu4 anbennaar it's rly good just make sure to not play any human tagi least tou axcjswnrallg play as a black country, i personally recommend you play yobt i mean ibevar
Stop calling countries cute it's weird you're a grown man
>>2405897what a retarded image
thanks i posted it just for you
am i though?what if i'm not a grown man?
Well you can't be a woman because this is /gsg/ and you can't be not grown because this is 4chan
a tree can grow for a thousand years but you don't see me calling you a creep for touching 100 yo oakslook at your own moral failings and look at me then feel the shame of your miserable life
>and you can't be not grown because this is 4chanjust like it's impossible to post racism outside of /b/, huh?
what an odd thing to say
>decide to just go back to vicky2 after ten year hiatus because eu5 and vicky3 have destroyed all my hope>It just weeks>Loads super fast>The kino music>The amazing heart of darkness main menu artVgh... Home ..... Remember what they stole from us....
Are you trying to make a pedo analogy wtf are you saying nigga
i'm superior to you in every way nigga
>It just weeks
>Well you can't be a woman because this is /gsg/see: post ending in 95
>loads super fastyou must be using a mod that merges every culture into one...
>post ending in 95>>2398695I don't get it
lol!
the other post ending in 95 obviouslycontext cues should be enoughthere wont be more hints
you're not a woman you fat sack of retard
>>2405295This is the most recent post ending in 95 I have no idea what else you could possibly mean
source?
when you get to the right post ending in 95 you'll know it's the right one, it should be obvious, keep trying
>>2400195Is this the magical post ending in 95
source deez nutz
how can you not figure out the whoke 95 thing its not even a puzzle more like following google maps directions figure it out, you recieved way too much help with this simple task already
don't let him boss you around
Sounds like you're just vague posting on purpose because this post ending in 95 isn't even real
*sigh*yes you had it right the final timehow did you not pick up on the fact that that was it?
woah what an assholethis guy kicks puppies for a living
it's thaneslop retard aka gibberish poster aka reportfaggot
puppies are haram o algo so they deserve it
i still dont know what thaneslop is supposed to mean
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandy_Heslop
ok fuck Verne for a bit. they sound too french anyways. looking into those dwarven empire now.
>looking into those dwarven empire now.>look closer>2 province countygo for it dude, but just letting you know, those are dwarves who are culturally somewhat assimilated by the humans around them, the trve untainted and uncorrupted dwarven experience is in the mountains to your west. but these guys are also fun, don't let being a cultural mongrel stop you.
transgirls belong to gsg
ok i have too less patience for this
too less patience for what?
EU5 overall reviews are mixed now kekkk
wtf whyyou summon zeus epic style now
too less patience for Silverforge dwarfs. need 40dev to dig deeper and the last missions are to accept orcs and stuff. i was blended by the "Empire´s Best Armor" mission
>39% positiveKEK
incel reviewbombing
stupid bitch refused my royal marriage
>>2406085Total reviews are 69% positive of you remove the english filter
why would I give a shit about what third worlders think?
third worlders cant play goy5 because you need an AAA capable machine to even play the latest paraslop
>i was blended by the "Empire´s Best Armor" missionwhat did he mean by thistold you bro, those dwarves accept human (aka cuck) culture influence. they're like the christians of dwavesviacock is cool, i recommend going colonial and pressing "yes" to that one event you getfun fact: you're not supposed to say "too less" but "not enough"
based paradox filtering shitskins from playing their game
how do you stackwipe an army of that size when they get a flat +50% discipline?i get that your numbers were higher, but were they on low morale or what?
modern greeks approach their history kinda like arabs where there is an adbitrary cutoff point beyond wich they refer to their own people as retarded savages that should have been killed
>96>26>29>32Johan crashout
one of those posts is mine and i think johan's head would look great on a pike
greeks are the last people that would call ancient greeks savages wtf are you talking about
elves have 10%discipline and 3 pip defense and my have 4pip offensive and some other +15% shock "invocation of hellfire" + 10% shock demonic power
>greeks are the last people that would call ancient greeks savages wtf are you talking aboutno they actually do that here's a speech from Theodoros Kolokotronis, the most iconic military leader of the Greek War of Independence:>In the land which we inhabit, there lived the ancient Hellenes, from whom we too have our origin and received this name of ours. They differed from us in religion because they worshipped stones and wood. But when Christ came into the world, the nations believed in His Gospel and ceased worshiping idols. He did not choose for Himself the wisest of people, nor those who were well-off, but rather, simple men, peasants and fishermen.https://www.orthodoxwitness.org/kolokotronis-speech-to-students-at-the-pnyx/
mmmh gnussy
they used to get 50% why the nerf/??
is imperator rome good now?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYgIPd1c5OQ
>>2405784you can do it as sweden also
831rotk5
how and why?
>>2406187event chain for victual brothers
they take over the gorvernemtn?
>plays the explicitly naval tag>loses naval engagementslol!
>>>/v/739063642
bro what is this website
how tf do you extract "Greek people view ancient Greeks as inhuman savages that should be killed" from that quote by one guy 200 years ago
retarded larpers say all kind of stupid shitthere was some ottoman sultan that thought he avenged troy by humiliating gayreeks
is he still a larper if he literally led a movement that resulted in the independence of his country?
yes, you can be a retarded larper and a significant historical figure at the same timeit was much easier getting away with saying something retarded before the internet
was caesar a larper? who would you consider not a larper?
oskar dirlewanger
>how tf do you extract "Greek people view ancient Greeks as inhuman savages that should be killed" from that quoteI didn't extract it from that one quote, it's a common sentiment among greeks.here, i found a modern example for you: https://wwrn.org/articles/21421/>Father Eustathios Kollas, who presides over the community of Greek priests, said: "They are a handful of miserable resuscitators of a degenerate dead religion who wish to return to the monstrous dark delusions of the past."This is literally the same idea about the ancient greeks that they've been repeating for a long time now.https://www.newadvent.org/fathers/0202.htmAnd he's not some random guy he's the leader of the independence movement, this is like saying a quote from george washington has nothing to do with american attitudes towards life. Honestly, how many examples do you need? Most greeks, that is to say everyone but young leftists and liberals, describe their history this way, where past some arbitrary cutoff they lived in an "age of ignorance" where they were good for nothing piece of shit savages, depending on who you ask, demon worshipers or retards banging sticks together.
there is unironically such a thing as an "east mediterranean culture" that crosses language barriershttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jahiliyyahgreeks and turks... one people...
>greeks while paganliterate and renowned across the world>greeks while christianmelts down when their chariot team fails and invites turks to rape them so they can infight
>this is like saying a quote from george washington has nothing to do with american attitudes towards life.If you think every American today shares 100% of their ideas with George Washington you're retarded You're not giving any good examples you're giving quotes of literal whos that don't even remotely condemn ancient Greeks as savages. At most they say that ancient Greeks believed in a false religion, which is far from saying they were completely subhuman savages. Greeks literally obsess over ancient Greek history and talk about how they invented everything. You have to be the most retarded gorilla nigger on earth to look at how modern Greeks talk about ancient Greeks and think they definitely view them as primitive 50 iq subhumans
>greeks who lived before christ were fucking retarded savages because they didnt know about jesusyeah bro whatever you say
from what I've seen greeks prefer the ancient greek identity to byzantine identity because the latter is "too roman" and it erases "greek identity". The only people I've seen try to argue that the byzantine empire was the greek empire are tradcath charlemagne ball fondlers and greek turbonationalists
so why do all the people who born before jesus go to purgatory/hell because they didnt even have a chance to listen to him
being born too soon was really stupid of them
>yeah bro whatever you saydo you have zero reading comprehension, this isn't what I believe, this is what greeks believenowadays idk how many, a majority for sure but idk if it's 60% or 90%. historically this has been the dominant way of looking at greek history, in greece, for over a thousand years. how you can read this and extrapolate that I agree, I don't know.
>so why do all the people who born before jesus go to purgatory/hell because they didnt even have a chance to listen to himall you had to do is copy your question into google retard
greeks hate ancient greece so much that they put ancient greek iconography on their currency to remind themselves how much they hate those stupid savages every time they buy something
how would people born before him know of someone that was born after thembeing an 50 iq aboriginal that has never spoken or understood speech is more guaranteed to heaven than someone that struggles with faith
do you not understand that the country's economy relies on toursim so they do this kind of shit to placate westerners? This modern show is a western imposition by anglos and french.https://metaxas-project.com/quotes-ioannis-metaxas-part-ii/to give you an idea of the kind of stunts they were pulling, the western powers literally imposed upon greeks a new language that was different than the language actually spoken by the people because it was "more classic" or whatever the fuck https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katharevousa
reposting the cool final borders because i hate having to scroll up to swissfag's post every time
seems to have worked too good that even greeks obsess over their own historyidk why you still think quoting dead literal whos means anything about what everyone today thinks
I wish t.johan wasn't dead so she could give us her input on this issue..
i already gave a quote from 2003 what more do you fucking want
>Katharevousa was conceived by the intellectual and revolutionary leader Adamantios Koraisfamous westerner
include sardinia and helgoland, remove prussia and posen. would look better
egyptians will also put the pyramids on their stamps or whatever but egyptians (arabs) don't really give a fuck about ancient egyptian history and if asked they would say they're all in hell, this will be true for the vast majority of people, modern liberals and leftists in univerity might have a different outlook but it's a majority view.same in greece, what they do for tourists is not what they do for locals.
>based out of Parisyes, westerner
ancient greek coin is the same thing as those huge fuckin pyramids you can see from miles around
>what more do you fucking wantliterally anything besides quotes that don't even say what you're trying to claimyour entire idea is "if modern greeks disagree with the ancient hellenic religion that means they hate everything about ancient greeks" which is completely retarded and would imply that every nation hates their history before their people converted to the religion they follow todayIf I quote a protestant pastor from sweden saying that catholicism isn't the correct religion that doesn't mean every swede hates swedish people pre-1527 and views them as uncivilized primitive savages
nah fuck sardinia, islands and exclaves ruin the aestheticremoving posen is a little questionable, might make a disgusting armpit
pyramids they literally tried demolishing by the wayback in the 1800s they didn't give a single fuck about them beyond what westerners would pay for them, not they care about them because of tourism moneyhttps://www.islamweb.net/en/fatwa/84193/destruction-of-buddhist-statues-pyramids-sphinx-etc
>which is completely retarded and would imply that every nation hates their history before their people converted to the religion they follow todaythis is correct in most cases though? only exception i can think of would be atheist countries (czechia and china) mongolia and those asian countries that syncretise iinstead instead of converting like japan.this is absolutely true for most muslim and christian countries, including literally all of non-communist africa
time for some beyond all reason
I look up "what do greeks think of ancient greece" and get a bunch of threads talking about how greeks love their ancient past, much moreso than byzantine even https://www.reddit.com/r/AskEurope/comments/dnmzbs/what_do_greeks_think_of_their_ancient/https://www.quora.com/How-do-Greeks-feel-about-references-to-Ancient-Greecehttps://www.quora.com/Do-modern-Greeks-identify-strongly-with-their-ancient-pasthttps://www.quora.com/Do-modern-day-Greeks-feel-continuity-with-their-ancient-civilization-like-Indians-or-Chinesehere's a pew research study that states>Greeks are most proud of their history (37%), often boasting about their “ancient civilization” as well as “the wars of our ancestors,” including the Greek War of Independence and World War II. Indeed, Greece stands out as the country most likely to mention history as a source of pride.https://www.pewresearch.org/global/2026/02/17/what-makes-people-proud-of-their-country/or a greek survey saying that 4 in 5 greeks are proud of their historyhttps://tornosnews.gr/en/businesses/markets/35505-survey-greeks-more-proud-of-their-identity-than-other-eu-nationals.htmlI think I'd take the opinions of modern people to tell me what modern people think rather than one person from 200 years ago
>If I quote a protestant pastor from sweden saying that catholicism isn't the correct religion that doesn't mean every swede hates swedish people pre-1527 and views them as uncivilized primitive savagesthis is a false equivelence because most protestants still accept some form of apostolic succession and just think the church has gone astray at some point. please explain to me how a modern greek man, religious (as most modern greek men are) can both think ancient greeks were these awesome amazing people worthy of emulating AND them being condemnable horrid people worthy of eternal concous torment in everlasting fire. Please square that circle for me.
every study and questionnaire shows greeks love their ancient past but they actually don't because um uhh because I say so
every single "study" meaning reddit poll? the subreddit for any non-anglophone country will be filled with a bunch of westernized young leftists and liberals, look at the subreddit for turkey or poland, it's a bunch of teens and 20somethings clamoring for LGBTs and atheism, while most of the country is deeply religious and conservative.
if you looked past the second line you'd see there was more than just reddit posted ur literally getting raped rn
ah yesquoramuch better
yes modern people tell you what modern people thinkif you can find any studies that show the contrary I'd be really happy and intrigued
the movie hercules got so much backlash in greece because of how much it bastardizes the myth that disney had to change the name in greece kek
accidentally pressed enterthe ONE study you linked does not show what you think it does, all of history includes things that happen after ancient times.it even makes a note of how they specifically mention the greek war of independence and world war 2. redditors and anglophone quora postes are not an accurate sample of the general population, most greeks cannot speak more than 1 language are deeply religious and conservative and yes, that includes the belief that their ancestors are condemnable.
the reddit thread says what do greeks think not what do you think + that study (posted 2) explicitly states ancient history as the first reason
The borders of the Pink Map realized.
seems opulent to me yeahitd be completely retarded to plant grass in that climate, what do you want from them?
a palace that doesn't look like a peruvian village
say what you will about the shoddy huts but you have to commend the technological prowess of abomey to produce corrugated sheet steel in the 17th century
Is it possible for ADHDers to play gsg? I am playing eu4, hoi4, solar nations 2, distant worlds 2 and ck2 and 3 all at the same time. I get some knowledge but lately i focused solely on eu4 and have made great progress
>palaceit's always the worst ones that get postedbamum's are better
>benin
wait until yo cracka ass learns of Dahomey
i was just thinking of that one actuallyi've never seen any memes about it though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1cz4O1f-3g
i am Mamluks now. all those are farmlands
damn germbro you let the cat mandate get destroyed, could have formed the gnoll empire
why would he do that?it'd be like playing as greece and forming the osman empire
for more content idk, its like forming yuan as a mongol except irl mongols didnt call themselves confucius' chosen
oh he is playing as gnolls, i thought he was playing as the men (niggers) there
didn´t know about it. Gnollakaz fully annexed them with a war-reason sth about taking the stewardship of sorrow. but pic mission says, i can re-form the stewardship of sorrow and get it. so it seems fine. but i become https://sites.google.com/view/anbennar-missions/missions/sarhal-placeholder/konolkhatep after i am done with my missions.But will play Gawed now a bit
>we have a nile river at home
denial river
you're far from the first one to make that joke2:56https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mqPXlbzUHU
i'm not clicking that
why not?
best opening move right here gents. >vasalling Wineport
because it's some retarded zoomertrash wigger rap battle, perchance
huh? did you nocb?cleopatra spitting fire ngl
>zoomertrashrap battles on youtube are almost as old as the website itself and they're all clearly in their late 20s and early 30sthis is what a labour of love looks like
wtf you can't just say perchance!
yes and they've always been shitbut this one in particular is new, i can tell from the thumbnail, but alas i shan't be clicking on it, ever, so i can't find out the exact date of publishing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lw5FcfNDGcthis is clearly millenial humour, I *guess* there are kids who learn about AVGN nowdays but they must be like 3% of the audience at most. calling this "zoomer" is just idiotic.
thats like nocb'ing granada as the ottomans bro wtf
>i can tell from the thumbnailah yes, a film from 2003... how topical...
that's not elijah wood doeand while we're on the topic wood was such a miscast for frodo. peter hackson and his screenwriters did frodo incredibly dirty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93vmFNOxDqk90% of these are about pop culture only millenials care about but sure please keep insisting this is somehow "zoomer"
i already explained how the video is zoomer trash, therefore you're either retarded or trollingeither way i shan't be engaging with you anymore
i'm confused, how is this a "cargo cult"?
you said "there's clearly a zoomer on the thumbnail" when that guy is clearly in his mid 20s
almost vomitedthat video is icp-tier garbage, x-ed out after 15 seconds
low attention spanpeak zoomer behaviour
see i told you not to click troll links>icp-tieri still don't know how magnets work...
you have diarrhea-taste in music>zoomeri am older than you
greeks
greek is our wordyou can say hellene
god bless iran
no cb yes. 72adm stab up cheap and Lorent in shambles. vassal makes +7ducats. contemplating this war next, when everything is ready
where is swissfag and his memegame2 campaign-posting
Yas also missing or did he lose his campaign?
I've been back in the hospital for the last few days and won't be out till tomorrow. Yas campaign is pretty much done desu, I got the other cheevos I wanted after forming Arabia, I suppose I could spend a bit more time fixing borders and showing the map/end result but I don't really have the motivation honestly
But those kobolderinos didn't do anything to me:(first getting all the money from the baltsi think off vasallizing the gnomes and go down their mission tree into gnomifying the kobold lands. Vertesk is my main node and so i need the main tc
>But those kobolderinos didn't do anything to me:(they're monstrous barbarians, they're a threat to civilization at large.
>>2406276do you have a permission to post that image?>>2406906i already told you before i don't like ck2 and won't be playing it any time soon. stop asking>>2406909>pick teleporting>teleport rapidly 7 inches at a time>cover yourself in oil>fly
>>2406922being able to teleport 7 inches would mean you could win any kind of physical combat if you trained even a tiny amount since the other guy would just assume that you moved so fast he couldnt tell
whats the deal with lituanian popsjewish craftsmen?
>>2406946>Rally points>UlmEven in V2 we can't escape the ULM WC
it starts off evenly split 33% ashkenazi, 33% lietuvan and 34% polish but when the poles and lithuanians die in pointless nationalist uprisings the jews are the only ones left
what's the point of ashkenazi jews if you can't gas them?
the Ashkenazim also have higher literacy so they get a head start on turning into craftsmenthe game ends up frequently consolidating craftsmen pops for whatever reason, so frequently the first pop to be a craftsman will absorb all other craftsmen promoted in the province. maybe a small second culture/religion survives and also begins absorbing other promotions
951On its face teleportation is the best but the instant anyone finds out you're getting cut up in a government cia globohomo lab
das rite, as we say in germany
>33% lithuanianlollmaoit didn't hit that percentage until 1960.
WEE WOO WEE WOOPOLLACK ALERT
What have you been doing?
ugh...61but if you pick free gravel you get killed by the mafia that chose to monopolize the basic trades
meine popen>48% conservative>20% reactionary
what if I observe Lent by having nothing but soup for 40 days?
971I mean I live in a civilized country where this isn't an issue and ideally you wouldn't even be dealing with local/city-level small fry you would be selling massive quantities of gravel to developing countries in Africa/China/India/SEA 970But making stew is based though?
a stew is not a soup doe. not that there's anything wrong with soupand i was talking about a civilized cunt like estados unidos and their italian mafia like in those epic tv shows
easy
there's probably a use case for being able to see inside empty containers, since you would know that the container is empty just because you could see inside of it at alllike if you look at a fire extinguisher and you can see inside of it you know it needs to be replaced
976Isn't the only real difference the quantity of liquid/how long you're cooking for?981I thought about this too there might be something you could do with like radioactive waste or whatever but it seems way too niche of a pick compared to the others
but you replace fire extinguishers once their expiration date has ran out or directly after using them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr5zebXpO-Mwhy are germans so fascinated by this bird? are they as fascinated in the swiss german confederation timeline?
they're nice birds
Nimscodd losing to redscales,(when they lose, they are small enough to be vassalized) instantly dropped them. now need bigger fleet. first time using favors for sailors
what if someone else used it and emptied it and didn't replace it huh?
As long as there are enough Störche, the next generation of Germans is assured. (Babymaking)
you can tell by the calibre of the joke that a german typed that post
we like germans here
ugh... peace in our time...
g-d comoparing these 2 games with each other it makes it so so painfully clear which game has the better coring mechanics
mexico got sissified in the yellow groBgermaniums timeline
why???????????
this goes out to all the german posters
time for balkan wars )))
whenever that event happens i feel like there is no right coursei hate turks and i hate russians
russians?
i HATE the fact that you dont have corsicai dont even know why really, it's just off.
already did. I slept through the whole sunny day and didn't even go to the gym:/ and in a week is Schützenfest
gutter crown flag is bothering me so much because of it's coat of arms. i like the colors but why does it's upper quarter doesn't extend up to the third stripe. or just stay inside first one. not half-way through
take it up with afpg
march of the eagles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIl8Wld5uuw
march of the neagles
cornstarch of the eagles
liberate elsab
next month ill be playing anbennar, what anbennar nation should i play?
>>2407087the trans one
one of those adventurers in that uncolonized area they are the true heirs of mankind untainted by orcish (negro) or elven (jewish) influence
you mean one of the designated racemixing tags?
no, one of the total nigger death tags
there's orcs in the game but there's also black people, whom are you talking about?black people, who are you talking about?just say which tag dude, there's black demense but that uh isnt very fun
by allah i don't remember the last time i played annebar was 5 years ago that big uncolonized area right by the entrance to the dwarf tunnelsi believe one of the tags was sword brotherhood or something like thatdo you remember everything you did years ago perfectly???? huh????????
>>2407087I always do Obrtrol
>>2407090The Degraded Feral Vampire Facestealer Magic Orcs are pretty fun.Taking over the Wood Elve's magic forest is also satisfying. The nearby dwarf hold wants to burn down the forest, and you can take over as custodians of the forest with the orcs or goblins. Don't know what the Goblin's are like if they do it. The orcs get a whole expanded path to spread the forest over the whole continent.
I know the area and brother most of the countries in that region are about race mixing im not even kidding its humans mounting orcs and orcs mounting humans over there are you talking about order of the iron sceptre? or blademarches? I haven't played blademarches, I just know it's like prubia, order of the iron sceptre is the orc genocide tag with the caviat that it's a human genocide too
i don't remember what i played but it was years ago and they probably changed a lot to spite their players in the meantimejust like that lore change that orcs no longer killed, raped and pillaged but took all that land in honorable duels
adventurers are fun maybe play maybe like the adventurer tag that adventures I the djco land like when the elves hit they thyr the sun worship the y go to the new world the old world the place the city blew up and they worship the sun there and they go uhhhhhhh we need this place tonwroahipnthe sun
LMAOyou thought you hated the serbia?
humiliated homosexual republic of sarajevo
rip bosnia :(
evropa
i hope russia attacks poland
they have to restore order to ukraine first
why does that event always leave an ugly slimy green ottoman turd along macedonia
>>2407019Why? Why me?
and that's enough for todayhere's evropa
and here's mittelevropa
snake of denmarkbros...
what does /gsg/ think of the rat of denmark anyway? never see him and his 'crew' get mentioned here
trannies really renamed humanist to tolerance ideas. (they changed nothing else)denmark is based. they dabbed on that one deadge whale who was on headline 1 for a whole month in german newspaper. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/F9q0_Q7qgno
gsg doesnt play hoi4him getting banned is the end of his videos doe, end of an era
damn i didnt even kno just watched the clip he got banned for and it seems pretty tame apparently he's moving to kick but I dunno if he can keep streaming with braun/golden/etc as it would be ban evasion on twitchs end. shame too as his videos were more entertaining than actually playing goi4
listening rn t_thttps://youtu.be/_W3FT-d2vVU
>>2406276>>2407183looking good so far swissfag, i trust that you're not eating too much hungarian land near the adriaticusing this post as a bookmark in your memegame2 run
Läßinia... home...
unrecognizable europe
thought you were going to blob into ost prubiagerman confederation actually looks good without it
also funny how greece got cucked by the congress of berln
they got kipros doe
i trust he'll take prussiaunless something else takes it first
but the german coonfederation never owned prussia why do you want it to so bad?
there's lots of things the german confederation didn't takeat this point the history doesn't matter as muchmakes sense to eat prussia entirely anywaysalso having the tail end of prussia has better aesthetickeeps the blob from being this vague circular thing
>who was in the wrong here?how did he know the guy was a tranny
today I will play Victoria 3 (I will not) as Preuben and I will establish Mitteleuropa (I will not) in the form of der Heiliges Roemisches Reich (I will not)
nonsensical post
which part
why is it always "frankly", but never "germanically"?
Because I posted Germanically and that's what sparked this entire conversation.
>"Jesus Christ, you who as Clotilde tells me are the son of the Living God... If you give me victory over these enemies... I believe in you, and I will be baptized in your name."to think this was the beginning of thousands of years of divine preference against germany... awe-inspiring
>tell someone their english sucks>they immediately start typing with capitals and periodsstruck a nerve
my English sucks as a choiceyour English sucks because you speak English as a fifth language (the first four being caveman talk)
the post above was typed in a fit of rage
>hehehe I have made you the anger-yt. man who has not matured a day since 2009
consider this map
did anyone hear something?must've been the wind...
is Montserrat the one that got deleted by an eruption or was that another Caribbean island?too lazy to check
narrowly avoided getting deleted by sky jannies
look at all those named bays... a gsg'er must live there. no way the ~1000 residents are remembering all those names
https://youtu.be/2HykbdBWK6swhen you switch religion in eu4 for the bonuses
Reminder that nobody has managed to refute Marcion's main ideas over the course of nearly two millennia
literally who?
the guy who first said "OT god is kind of an asshole yeah?" in a formal context
upsides to marcion:>makes sense of what is seemingly nonsensical narrative >more or less solves the problem of evil>does not rely on the blatantly incorrect doctrine of univocality>only one gospel in the canon makes sense of all the contradictions by eliminating themproblems with marcion:>the canon is parts of what we call luke and some pauline epistles>the pauline epistles are edited down by marcion on the assumption that the parts that blatantly contradict his thinking were later additions by malicious actors trying to make the jewish god appear to be the god of jesus. >his verision of luke is also missing some passages but that is likely actually a case of those passages being added later>still relies on the assumption that paul was right and not just a stroke victim with delusionsoverall it's way better than the christianity we actually got but doesn't make much sense and even if it did, you'd still have to make sense of all the other narratives floating around calling jesus a rabbi
reminder that the roman empire fell shortly after adopting christianity.reminder that christianity only spread through europe because it was a convenient tool for subsequent conquerors to consolidate power and legitimacy.roman religion was practical and rational. excessive devotion was seen as effeminate and abusive.christianity is impractical and irrational and has no limit to how devoted one can be, in fact, the more stupidly devoted the better, see "holy fools". early christians were predominantly women.the solution: bring back ancient roman religion.
>roman religion was practical and rational. excessive devotion was seen as effeminate and abusive.ok bro you started off mostly correct but you lost me there, you ever see just how much of the roman GDP was devoted to sacrifices and temples? they would literally carry out executions because people refused to conduct sacrifices, christianity was actually way cheaper on the average roman>christianity is impractical and irrational and has no limit to how devoted one can be, in fact, the more stupidly devoted the better, see "holy fools". early christians were predominantly women.devotees of Cybele would cut their dicks off and this was seen as necessary by the roman state, were they to stop rome would start losing wars and crops would fail was the logic
why does this one guy keep trying to bait about christianity constantly? what does that have to do with grandi strategy games?he can't even get a basic timeline right and he's expecting people to reply in earnest?>312 - adoption of the one true religion by emperor constantine>1453 - fall of the roman empiretruly, one hell of a ticking bomb
>devotees of Cybele bro you make it sound like these are an integral part of roman religion when its just a cult rome imported from anatolia. pic rel.>you ever see just how much of the roman GDP was devoted to sacrifices and temples? no, will you show me?>they would literally carry out executions because people refused to conduct sacrifices, christianity was actually way cheaper on the average romanwas this a serious problem or are you blowing it out of proportion like you just did with the devotees of cybele?
There is a logical flaw when people blame Christianity. In my opinion the biggest problem Christianity ever caused to Rome was religious unrest when it wasn´t the majority religion yet and conflicts because of heresies. Rome survived the religious unrest in the 3rd century and the heresy controversies in the 6-8th century. The biggest problems conntected to Christianity did not cause the fall of the empire. The eternal civil wars and outside pressure caused Rome to fall. And it´s remarkable how many civil wars it took for Rome to finally fall.
there is a logical flaw with (you)you assume the man you're speaking to is arguing in earnest when he has a history of baiting about christianity and misconstruing arguments in this general
i accept your concession
you are now allowed to sell alcoholic beverages in public
>bro you make it sound like these are an integral part of roman religionyou would likely be executed for saying the opposite in roman times, according to the roman narrative the sibylline books told them rome would only defeat hannibal and carthage if they brought the "great mother" from phrygia to rome and it was an official state run cult since. so yes the thing tax money is funding is part of the official cult retard>be roman>own 30 cows>retard emperor demands you sacrifice a cow every time there is a war (every few months if you're lucky)>this is somehow not a problemeven if sacrifices weren't a factor, just the fact that every town maintains like 30 temples, including random bullshit like a temple to the emperor or a temple to plague (the concept) and the fact that roman officials would blow their money on oracles on a regular basis (glycon being the worst example, a literal sockpuppet was deciding state policy) shows how irrational and inefficient the system wasyou can easly argue that the church of rome became culturally roman and they adopted a lot if not all of the bloat that comes with that but early christianity was very much a grassroots movement that innovated by collecting money for shit that was actually useful like disaster relief, julian the apostate says as much and he was pagan
>bro you make it sound like these are an integral part of roman religion when its just a cult rome imported from anatoliajove was not an integral part of roman religion, because he was just a cult rome imported from gayreece
>an official state run cult sinceone of many>is part of the official cultbut not an integral part. says right there its an inversion of roman priestly traditions. the integral roman priests were citizens, expected to raise families, and personally responsible for running costs. the eunuchs on the other hand were non-citizens and beggars.>blow their money you keep saying that, you sound like a brokie. can you provide a detailed account of how much your supposed 30 temples cost the average roman tax payer? and btw back then a "temple" was simply a holy ground, not an actual sophisticated "temple" building that is today called a "temple".
>one of manyyes, as I said, very inefficient>can you provide a detailed account of how much your supposed 30 temples cost the average roman tax payer?can you? you're the one saying it'd be more efficient than the one church per town>but not an integral partso? who's to say what is and isn't "integral", romans thought if they stopped they would start losing wars and the country would collapse, that seems pretty integral to me.
Pilny the Elder complained about this himself.>For this reason I deem it a mark of human weakness to seek to discover the shape and form of God. Whoever God is - provided there is a God - and in whatever region he is, he consists wholly of sense, sight and hearing, wholly of soul, wholly of mind, wholly of himself. To believe in gods without number, and gods corresponding to men's vices as well as to their virtues, like the Goddesses of Modesty, Concord, Intelligence, Hope, Honour, Mercy and Faith - or else, as Democritus held, only two, Punishment and Reward, reaches an even greater height of folly. [15] Frail, toiling mortality, remembering its own weakness, has divided such deities into groups, so as to worship in sections, each the deity he is most in need of. Consequently different races have different names for the deities, and we find countless deities in the same races, even those of the lower world being classified into groups, and diseases and also many forms of plague, in our nervous anxiety to get them placated. [16] Because of this there is actually a Temple of Fever { Febris } consecrated by the nation on the Palatine Hill, and one of Bereavement { Orbona } at the Temple of the Lares, and an Altar of Misfortune { Fortuna Mala } on the Esquiline. For this reason we can infer a larger population of celestials than of human beings, as individuals also make an equal number of gods on their own, by adopting their own private Junos and Genii; while certain nations have animals, even some loathsome ones, for gods, and many things still more disgraceful to tell of - swearing by rotten articles of food and other things of that sort. But go and tell me how a temple of fever is "rational".
new cute vasallski
which one is the dragondowns and which one is the dragonspine?is ur vassal monstrous?
do you plan to keep them around long enough that they colonise?
vassals are hardcoded to not pick exploration or expansion ideas
what gsg to cause havoc and rivers of blood
yeah they also don't change their ideas after you vassalise them, they should already have picked exploration
>dragons with downs syndromememegame mememod memepaign
they're kobolds retard
eu4 anbennar unironically
yeah right and your real name is sally
i dont get it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fka743ZUwFI
when you think about it kobols are exactly like south american white supremacists
you shouldn't think if your is below 60
mine is 7 inches and i have no problem thinking
oh god oh fuck i'm so embarrassed rn
it's ok, just form a großgermania as penance
i like how that pilny the elder quote completely shut anon off about paganism
me too because we can stop the pointless dishonest discussions about religion for today and discuss kobold cloacas
why would anyone take you seriously when you bring out pilny the elder. the guy's fucking dead so he was clearly doing something wrong. crawl back when you've got someone respectable like drachenlord on your side.
they just added a new kobold continent, im hoping as colonial gawed you will colonise it (what it was made for)
i take every word of t.johan as gospel about the roman empire and ancient gayreece
too bad they forgot to fill that continent with content so all you can do is jack off to it's landmass for the next 3 years
i will play anbennar next month, still looking for country recommendationsthe moment i realised johan was retarded was when he said jesus was greek, couldn't take the man seriously after that
those khoenoi elves or whatever in notsudacaland are fun little mini campaignschaingrasper in serpentspine was a nice lich/mage experience but the magic rework probably completely trashed the mission treecentaurs are probably the most fun you just put your brain on autopilot and rape everyone around you with 100% horsies spam
Empkeios blue elves were pretty nice too. good Slavers. nice area down there, can then reverse colonize.
will you ever answer me you german nigger i hope merkel comes back for another term
yeah that's silly, everyone knows jesus was polishand i already told you to play one of the adventurers in inner castanor as they have that epic ancient uncolonized city
fuck you you vapid cuntwaffle don't even joke about shit like that
are you talking to me? i'm not german
so why do you name your images unbenannt if you're not german????and yes, austrians ARE germans don't even try that with me
i still think about how stupid this game's setting is from time to time
>so why do you name your images unbenannt if you're not german????they're not? you must have me confused for someone else
they clearly are, check ur eyes
is that what the anbennar victoria 2 mod looks like?i heard the devs couldn't figure out how to change the map so they were going to adapt the lore accordingly, didn't think it'd turn out like this
thats just your reflection in the screen
i keep them around. they converted the kobolds to gnomes already and i keep them around for colonial.
guys QUICKshould i start eating a bar of chocolate now or save it for lateradditional question: who do i play as in anbennar when i play the mod next month? looking out for suggestions
Empkeios or Gawed. eat later when your mouth is even more watery
put the chocolate in the freezer for an hour and then eat it
double the chocolate and give it to the next person
conquer the ivory coast and then you'll have infinite chocolate bars
i managed to get the fascists elected in the final decade, but how do you become a fascist dictatorship with the special flag??
i dont know
revoke voting and enfranchisement rights while bashies are in charge and/or let them win a rebellion (which does the same thing faster)
either have high militancy with fascists in charge (putsch)or just have the fascists rise up and march on ur capitol (revolution)although hpm might have nerfed putsches because he hates funvery epic flag btw thank you afpg
>population: 12.62mbe honest, where did you blob?
GUYS GUYS GUYSNEW CHANGE IN THE MAPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33ozaHH0-Wc
why are orangutans so cool bros?
luckly there is this thing called auto-save
>>2407839GUYS GUYS GUYSNEW HPM UPDATE IS OUT
they were made by a pansy
you come hereand i come here
the most beautiful girl or woman in the world would be a matter of indifference to me, but tall soldiers - they are my weaknesst. frederick i king in preuben
my konig...
>Even more disturbingly, Frederick William began to experiment in eugenics in order to maintain the tallest regiment in Europe. The men were paired with tall women in order to breed giant soldiers. As a result Potsdam was littered with unusually tall men by the end of the 18th century.>tfw you'll never have the king handpick a gf for you>tfw you'll be an epic grenadier marching and doing drill all day>tfw you and your super duper elite unit will never die at the bayonets of smelly peasants led by suvorov
you just called a greatest german to ever live a homo
>an ant defending a height fetishistpottery
i'll have you know i'm 175cm i'd have been a giant in those days
you'd be a midget in those days
remember when genocidelad called me antnigger cuz i asked him to compress his images so i can view them on my shitty dialup and he did it bless his heart those were the dayspic not related but yeah honestly that was a bad post i was also ragebaiting with that one so trolling would also work, sorry, will do better going forward
>Großportugalikums
why did you nocb all over the place
>trueachievements.com/a389689/all-blue-achievement
eu5 > eu4
^ truth
Can't sleep so I'm bullying the T*rks078Maybe in a few years
>JUST
>FUCK MY SHIT UP
reached the date.78 is wrong, because eu5 < eu4but why you help the jewsymbol-nation?
See 072, parts of Anatolia and the Caucasus are counted as Europe and Karaman is a valid tag for the cheevo. It's also a good way to cripple the Turks early on so I won't have to deal with the headache later. As a bonus Karaman separated peaced Tlemcen and gave me Algiers, which would have been more annoying to do alone as they are an Ottoman ally
nagut. i dont miss dealing with ottomans at all
>play Vic3 as Prussiums>get event where random Kongolese man wants to come to the country because it has a badass military>sure>he looks at the military>he immediately leaves, satisfied>+5% authority for 5 yearswtf I love black people now?
did someobody say turkiye
Why was my post deletedeleted?d All i said was that he says reachreached and deAll i said was that he said reached and it's called the reach that's facutlal6 actual that's faxtually accurate and a good joke why was my post delete?d
if your posts are all this retarded, i'd delete them too
>kara bog-ACK!
swissfag MIA
gayreek timmy fantasyturkish mehmet reality
tired of gsging, figured it's time to broaden my historical knowledge and find new perspectives on how i see the blobs on the map.am i in for the kino bros?
i dont like that gawed campaign why is he not colonising
honestly no looks boring
just speedreaded itso apparently, barbary coast were safe haven for the expelled sephardic jews and moriscos alikes looking for revenge against christian meds, it got so bad that the two iberian polities couldn't fish in peace lol, and you know the catholics and their fish diet... then the eternal anglos saw this as the perfect opportunity to turn their desolate north american colonies into a lucrative dried fish dealer ones. from 1650s to 1750s, about 200 million kilograms of cod were sold to major iberian ports yearly. that shit easily fed like 1/3th of the iberian population#knowyouknow
quality / tradeideas. 3rd will be expansion i play Viakkoc for a bit nowor i can start Venail (portugal) if you want
m8 its ok do what u feel likehaving said that... make nimscodd chair worship so their colonies, if they start them, are that most importantly, can you ask them for maps?what bothers me most really is the fact that i cant see shit, i'd quite love to see what happens in the new world you know
>fantasy country willingly using carons in their scriptyeah that's a no on the suspension of disbelief front chief
they dont have the reach yet for that last free island there. Eborthil and Venail have a bit
czechia is a fantasy country now?hrvatska?
what about that island on the top? is that bjarnrik? you should conquer it off of them, if gnome mission tree gives them a claim then threaten war should work, if not war them anyway, id punch them for money , a couple of islands and that province whats it called, eyegard? maybe make them push trade
they're on the level of garden gnomes yeha kitchensink ya fantasy though?
no the island on the top is Eborthil too, sadly.in this campaign Lorent atleast is colonizing. there they own it.and here are some advanced niggers (same tech as me, must be fantasy), i think i will just make all of them a tribute
cool iceland, but you have still not answered me so my words about merkel still stand
*punches your dick off*
*dodges**teleports behind you*
whats the question, you love black people now?
why arent you converting, you have the money
why does viaCOCK thgave accesss to high pbhilosphy buttons? you have a green flag for both xahazobkult and high philosphy how is that? can you convert a province to either? if i were you you know what i would do i would lower corruption just a thought
>>2408872c>>2407566
wgt are yo uu colonizing south and not east r or west ughhhhhh hman when i get to payl that mod thhhhh hi will show you how its odne i i will achive much biggier zhazxob than you
converting not worth it yet. dont know what high philosophy is, maybe same symbol as the invite scholar button. other question, do i start demonsterization directly now? the button came availabe
81, those are gnomes, they are not monstrous. Dragondowns and Dragonspine are already settled. only the caves are left and then they will form a new nation
yeah but which are where on the map
if you start now your monstrous vassals will hate you when you succeed.do it only after you annex all monstrous vassals and dont plan on having more in the future.honestly monstrous conquest is a great CB so as long as there are monstrous nations you can ally i would stick with being monstrous for a whiledepends on if you plan to keep this religion also, as you can tell it's quite barbaricif you want to demonstrize there is something to be said about rushing it so you can anti-monstrous all those other gnolls. so either do it ASAP or wait quite a while.(you get events to switch religion when you de-mon HAHA get it de-mon you worship demons LOL man im good)
protestants
I didn't take it seriously, are you mudfossil University or sth?
yes, i'm writing a doktoral thesis on why anbennar map is better than all other fantasy maps yet still so shit and derivativeand thanks, i just got off the phone with the german attaché and we're calling off the merkel thing
kobolds...
i dont think the dog liked that
should've acted like a man and said something then
he hasn't demonsterized yet
your vassals need money bro whjy arent you helping themwhat's the point of collecting in 2 nodes if they both dump into the same node?
i need it more
funny how you can tell it's getting mouth raped on the regular just by looking at it's passive dead eyes
those are just the normal eyes of a reptile. not a single thought in that head
rude
kobolds, or liggers, as i like to call them
trading is fine tho. (except the collecting in my main node, i could collet in dragoncoast on the left but i like collecting in my main node)Beepeck goes into Damescrown and not my main node.should be all alright. Wineport is 15 ducats in the green and is the second highest income country rn and Adshaw +4 in the green. but yeah, i subsidize the gnomes now with +5 too they were +/- 0
Aha they mustben change then nodes since I last played back in my day there used to be a node that was all the coastal rpovinces there from like beepeckish to vaskrufh whatever to damesceoewn they would all be one big node and itbdall float through to there now they buffed damescrown I see Instead of susbisjdisng then gnomes or maybe inbjocijnfuin tight with tmsunsited subsidies you should also make them NOT transfer trade to you they van collect better there and PLEASE switch their religion so their colonies aren't atheist how's their mission tree going btw
^sissy
woke up read that comment and hugged my pillow, thanks!! :3
https://youtu.be/iJDUdSk7ao0?2:35:46 how true is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fsl2DeEaaG0
huacachina
imagine how fucked that place gets during a sandstorm
>dragon ball zpic postinga new humiliating low for this general
dbz is peak aryan and high t
in opposite land
>pict. didn't even watch
okay guys i am once again askingdo i open my chocolate and start eating or save it for later?
put it in the freezer for an hour and then eat it
i dont own a freezer
who the fuck doesn't... fuckcoldest part of your fridge then
the fridge is uniform in coldness but ok if you say so
no it's not there's always a gradient of temperatureand those older/smaller fridges have a segregated part that serves as the freezeri think you're lying to me
>no it's not there's always a gradient of temperatureon a phisics level maybe but it's hardly noticable
eat your chocolate warm then you big chump
throw it in the trash where it belongs and get something good instead
chocolate chocolate chip
Greetings fellow grand strategy gamers, I am new and am curious as to why the reply function is not utilized within this thread. Doing some research in the archives revealed users named "Robbie" and "leftypol" being responsible but it is unclear who these users are and their significance to grand strategy.
fucking newfags REEEEEEEEEEE
what happened to swissfag, did he pull an nfag and quit his memegame2 campaign prematurely?
memegame 2 just isnt fun
yeah europa universalis 2 was a flop
PLEASE GRANDI, I'LL DO ANYTHINGI'LL FUCKING R&IYOU WANT ME TO PLAY GRANDIMOD? I'LL PLAY YOUR FUCKING GRANDIMOD ON A /trash/ AND /vg/
>PLEASE GRANDI, I'LL DO ANYTHINGplease, what?what do you want grandi to do, faggot?
add 12 more negro cultures
i hope he gets away from you
people are replying directly to your mother you just can't see the hyperlinks because you don't have a 4chan pass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUi1906TiAUwho was in the wrong here?nfag would say the zoomer is correct
will this guy ever get tired of baiting about christianity? find out on the next episode of /gay sex general/
Anyone played this? Looks like good gook autism
im sure someone played it wasnt me tho
a guy used to post it here a couple years agoi couldn't make sense of it though
>>2409738yeah that's what makes it appealing to me, the UI looks super bad which is a good thing
how does it feel to be greek
i wouldn't know, i'm roman
Should religions have bonuses like they do in eu4 or ck2, or should they just be "state religion x" like vic2 where they dont matter so long as it's the same as the country?
ugh... poloniums are unifiedalso i have no clue why this one guy keeps wanting me to play ck2 when i just want to play vicky
far east
ugh, very poetic that my capital state grows when controlling a huge empire
yay welcome back swissfag
our interests in the osman empire must be protectedthe canal must be built
nearly missed the date. started demonsterization in the hope i can get those tributarys in check. will attack the square now with my last monstrous cb´s for money.
>1488are you even allowed to make that joke as a german?
can you keep the eu4 retard mod posting to a minimuma liqqy2 god is postinggod bless
i wonder if nihon will get military access in this epic war80hey don't be rude we welcome all campaignposting here even by disgusting eu4 peasants
serbian civil war but i couldn't join in because i've a truce with rußia :(
der grossen kanalen
when are you going to take some bites out of france
i don't knowi could probably take alsace and franche compte now but for the southern states i'm waiting for french language schooling first because i don't accept occitan
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there are more important things than blobbing into france
you know what sucks about this germany is that you have so many lands that you can and "should" legitemately take because they're full of good shit and accepted pops, you can basically never let yourself blob into colonies which is where most map painting happens and costs less infamy
belle epoque...
thank you for protecting me from that meanie.i dont know what happening here, somehow the gnolls(zhokka) disappeared and the orange jaddari sun elves took over for free and i am now in war with them while being at war with two rivals. but my elventag looks nicer so i must be stronger
VGHGH
they have a scripted event chain where if jaddar wins a battle vs an army lead by zokka they full annex them and dec on sareyand
26but i am doing some colonial blobbing, my next target is getting a treaty port in qinaanyway most colonial blobbing is done without infamy and i will annex egypt and madagaskar at 2 infamy per state then i will do some colonizing (particularly west papua)
the german way? can any germans confirm this?
i will neither confirm nor deny this accusation
jaddar and zokka are like 2 anime characters fighting like it's dbz or jojothey both start as generals, if/when armies they are both leading clash, whoever wins that battle kills the other one and inherits a bunch of land, from that point on the war is just a formality for the other sidejadd is mohammad if he was a fun allowed type of guy
oh and also when jaddar wins that war, idk if its like a mission they have to click or an event they get after the peace deal but they do get a decision to vassalise that blue cuck over there and some kind of event that makes them go to war with your tagi dont remember what the even is something about you telling them to fuck off, they can either press the okay we'll be cucks button or they can go to war and vassalise the blue guy. did you get any event on your end about this, or was it just a spontainous war decleration?I think it's overall better for you for zokka to win? they do genocide some of the humans and elves when they win but you get events for humies to move back so it's not as bad as regular genocide i thinkjadd has no manpower and it's a cavalry type country do with that as you wish
noooooooooooooooofucking anglos this means waralthough now that i think about it naming it after queen vicky was a very diplomatic choice as it appeased germany and russia as well
xaxaxa germany humiliated yet gaian hahaha
italians are angy
ooooh, oooooooh, OOOOHH(i'm the spectre of communism)
what are you taking from this war?if it isn't sardinia and north italy i will be unhappy
>mfw no Victoria II tracker of 15 years ago is working nowWhere can I scurv Vicky 2 now?
wdym victoria 2 trackerwhat do you want to track? the playercount? it works for me
/gsg/ archive of courseremember when the archive actually held the games? remember when a guy used to actively update it with cracked new releases? remember when grandi got upset and reported it?i member
>be german>grow up in german confederation>super proud >enlist to defend germania>die in italy defending the italian government
so what was the point of that dumb war for real, you didnt take anything? what did you dismantle their fortifications?
we need new thread 300 images reached
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>>2409824only reason i keep nagging about france is because i'm looking back at the borders you said you'd dosee >>2406276
yeehaw
