Secret History Edition If you see a gibberish post, it was made by raiders, ignore it.No, Vic 3 is not good yet. In fact it never will be. Neither will EU5.How fares your empire, /gsg/?Random Country Pickerhttp://orph.link/random>Archive (mods only)https://mega.nz/#F!plMxFYTB!sn9MTrvJ0tYjWSHgM8CZow>Where to get these gameshttps://web.archive.org/web/20190720131512/http://hastebin.com/raw/moqugasume>Mods>> READ THIS FIRST.https://web.archive.org/web/20200712212437/https://pastebin.com/33A7wXdB>>[V2] - Niggermodhttps://pastebin.com/Xgjd5LvG>>[V2] - Crimeamodhttps://www.moddb.com/mods/crimeamodPrevious thread: >>2383522
good thread
>Any gsg i'm missing?emperor of the fading suns and dominions 6
azeri
lol the other thread is in a samefag overdrive
^ truly machiavellian
Gilles de Rais had us all fooled, with his two sided life. On one end, he was a fabulously wealthy nobleman. On the other side he broke into my farmhouse , grabbed my son around the waist, and carried him off! He took him to his chateau for a glorious night of rape, followed by death by suffocation on Mr. de Rais' dong. He was nice enough to have an artist record the event, and to ejaculate in my mouth as my son died ohh yeah
yung yohan is that you?
i miss aytos
how do those cultures even make senseukrainian and belarusian are russian but serb and croat are split? north and south italian? picard and walloon? flemish?
some sissy got too worked upthus crimeamod was born
update your crimeamod, shitposterpicards waloons and flemings don't existcrimeadev wanted to merge serbocroats at some point but he's retired
that's an older version of krimmodin the current version you have walloons and picards merged into french and the flemish into dutchserbocroats fought too many wars against each other to be merged meanwhile the xoxols were completely content both irl and in the game they are always accepted therefore superfluous
bumoing the real bread
it's time
ugh
epic dragoon sprite
god i love large battles
UGH UGH UGHthree ughs for switzerland
it's not a blob if it's accepted cultureis germany a blob?
yes, and so is italy
but you're not italyyou're switzerland
i'm gonna be the holy roman empire soon
ulm
unholy loman mpire
btw i like how after that other guy got tired of samefagging all activity ceased in his thread
VGH
>alesandria integrated into switzerlandthat memegame2 event is so screwyfix the headline so it'll look better while playing
Ulm world conquest.
i'm not playing memegame2 doe
ugh, the biggest province just integrated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Kbtiy9qQQg
yes, you are playing memegame2also your switzerland literally looks like it's in a state of ecstasyas austria is eating it with piranha teeth
i am clearly not playing memegame2. you need to improve your knowledge of memes
>>2398701
buy an ad nigger
did a complete esl make this memegame2 mod or what, why is the language in that tooltip so poorly written
that's a vanilla event but that's not memegame2, that's liqqy 2
vgh swedes... the primordial esls
It's grammatically correct but just reads awkwardly, maybe they used Google translate
go monarchist
uhhhhh... i think it's time to abandon the notions of protestant primacy in switzerland
the germans rose up
should've went protestantnow you are doomed to putting jesus second to a woman
fuck...33bro your 5th commandment?
UGH
and now to fully assert the catholic supremacy in großschweiz...
you dont actually take the negative option right
it is the objectively correct option
>When Belisarius read this, intoxicated with joy and yearning to give evidence of his gratitude, he leapt from his couch and prostrated himself at the feet of his wife. With each hand fondling one of her legs, licking with his tongue the sole of first one of her feet and then the other, he cried that she was the cause of his life and of his safety: henceforth he would be her faithful slave, instead of her lord and masterb-belisariusbros? our response?
no, i'm sure that post was 100% sincere
>Knights unconnedAs it turns out my degenerate lifestyle might actually be killing me. Had to go to the hospital in an ambulance yesterday and just got out some hours ago. How fares the campaign anons?
>war of yasi aggressioni'm a woman, hear me roar
This but unironically
extremely based behavior to immediately start blobbing in eu4 after surviving a near-death situation
i know it may seem like that, but listening to a woman talk is not a near-death situation
so is eu5 worth playing now that 1.2 is out or no? should I just wait until we get missions?
pirate it and report back
what if I have an adult woman fetish
vgh cute gsgirls
228Don't want to get into too much detail but apparently my blood o2 levels were so low I could have passed out and asphyxiated if I waited much longer236Depends on the woman desu
251its actually even less playable than ever
what is so unplayable about it
the lack of playability
Ottoman fleet wrecked
>7 light ships capturedmaybe now you won't be so poor
Could always be worse
387warfare balance is even worse now than it was before, the most egregious example i have seen so far was 3 (three) men stack wiping like 9000
>France takes Algeria from Turkey, and almost every year England annexes another Indian principality: none of this disturbs the balance of power; but when Russia occupies Moldavia and Wallachia, albeit only temporarily, that disturbs the balance of power. France occupies Rome and stays there several years during peacetime: that is nothing; but Russia only thinks of occupying Constantinople, and the peace of Europe is threatened. The English declare war on the Chinese, who have, it seems, offended them: no one has the right to intervene; but Russia is obliged to ask Europe for permission if it quarrels with its neighbor. England threatens Greece to support the false claims of a miserable Jew and burns its fleet: that is a lawful action; but Russia demands a treaty to protect millions of Christians, and that is deemed to strengthen its position in the East at the expense of the balance of power. We can expect nothing from the West but blind hatred and malice, which does not understand and does not want to under stand.
kyivan ukr
ugh soon the reactionaries will be in power in catholic schweiz
*takes coalition with conservatives*
*picks the option to get the most militancy to pass reform*
no they won because i propagandized my peoplea good democracy cannot work without constantly psyopping your citizens
lets fucking goooooo
ugh preuben joined me and i've got an epic general
fishe :DD
UGH UGH UGHthree ughs for germany
>Austria : *mogs your germanicums*
my großgermanicums aren't even remotely done yet
Neither is theirs
Japan is now officially a great power, i sure do hope they dont rape my dicklet subjects in the future
your what subjects?
8216you should get an opinion bonus with countries with female rulers
why are they going to the inca
gold
holy
why's it a leaf if it's in australia?
2399673idk the converter did this and i didn't bother changing it
vgh....
the "unified" "german" "empire"
2399677its not like there are many germans in this welt
>Peace with Ottermen
i invite everyone saying that with modern hardware performance improvements don't matter in pdox games to play gfm and run it on speed 5 (fünf)
>>2399597based swissfagFUCKING DO IT
Thoughts on Age of History 3? Don't expect much for 10 euro but looks interesting for a spreadsheet simulator
cool arcade game, worth a pirate
polakjank no one stops you from trying it though
>mod with 64 gorillion different tags all moving their armies around and fucking with sliders and decisions arbitrarily and having their own event spam while the game constantly reevaluates their relations with one another>vs two extra cultures on the map, the exact same number of pops but one is called "ukrainian" instead of "russian"yeah... same impact on performance...
>removing x culture is good because performance>>it has zero effect on performance>yeah but have you tried running gfm on speed 5?>>that's not the same thing and only a subhuman with a shit pc would see any effect on performance from a few cultures being removed>moving goalposts! you hallucinated me saying that removing cultures improves performance on my shit pc! impotent rage! btfo! no amount of gpus will increase single-thread cpu performance!furrygsg is a funny place.
Frankly, though the strong and determined backbone of the horde forces kept society in check, things were not going well.Kaur, while managing to keep most of his subjects loyal to him by giving out land, was not the most skillful of administrators. He spent his time on festivities, trying to spread his bizzare understanding of his religion to subjects, chasing after nonexistent artifacts, establishing diplomatic relations with tribes half the world away... basically anything that isn't furthering the clan's goals.Meanwhile, the kingdom of georgia, nominally our subject, has been expanding their influence into Alania, unchecked. The subjegation actually strenghtened them.The most promising alternatives to the title die off in sad circumstances.A proper heir has yet to be established, announced, or planned for.Vassal clans seek to expand their influence, no doubt in an attempt to usurp us.And then... Kaur, henceforth known as "The Accursed" dies.He did defend the land when called upon, he did lose his hand in combat, but merely managing to keep going shouldn't be enough. We should aim to thrive.Kaur failed, among other things, to sire an heir. As established by his father, a much greater and longer lasting ruler, the second in line was to be Sakhir, the only other of his children to see any success in command, having lead an adventurer band through quite some time. As fate would have it, he managed to hear of the news and come quickly from the abbasid khaliphate, where he then resided. Had he arrived later, there would have been civil war. But, none of the other brothers could contest him, there was something about his figure and demenour that clearly stood out from among them, he should lead. They failed to even consider how his travels might've changed him. The clan agreed. The other clans, not so much.most popular ck2 mod in the past weekhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3722592939https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=610XcjG2jms
we hate campaignposts now? why are we acting upset?
I need your honest opinions on ROMANCE OF THE THREE KINGDOMS 8 REMAKE and NOBUNAGA'S AMBITION: Awakening
>jesu cristohe didn't even spare jesus christ T-The even randomly gave him an o to really rub it in
some bad agents just lack the good old fashioned sportsmanshipthey just can't stand to see another thread win and have to shit it up in revenge
i stand upi clapi genuflect
i can post my campaign if you want me to too humph
here you go
>>2400292rotk8 remake is fine but i still much prefer 13 and 14, or even playing an older game like 5 or 6
ugh... the industrial powerhouse of lotharingia...
in honor of the anon who said he will play ck2 but didnt i will turn on ck2 right... now...
hello me lads, it's time for an epic brudderkrieg
uh oh
it's not looking so good bros...
>sudaca germany>blobs into northern germany????
miltech status?
how is it blobbing if it's my cores?*does an epic parliament speech on how nordaca germans are subhumans that need to be conquered*
mil tech is very good for this point in the gamei also didn't neglect the reinforcement techs
shit forgot the image
north germans are very brave, 126k vs 69k
>>2400484Based and Lotharingia-pilled.
don't reply to me ever again
igger
4.95 > 4.91hurrah
epic fucking encirclement. now that's what's called a pro gamer move62such is the price of glory>if soldiers started thinking they would stop being soldierst. frederic ii
4.90...
10k is nothing
westfalen...
why are the states so big and when are you liberating elsaß
UGH UGH UGHthree ughs for germany!and that is it for today i'm going to bed gotta wake up early tomorrow and go fishing
What fucking aberration.
199 posts gone... like tears in rain...
are you okay, janny? tell us where the anon touched you by pointing to the spot on the teddy bear
>>2400597you better not quit on achieving this >>2399597
Planning to do a Persia run. Who are the best Persians? Or a better question. Who are the Prussians of the Iranian world?
looking for a specific warband mod (may have been prophesy of pendor but not too sure), the only things i remember about it is that it was in a fantasy world and one quest had you discover an abandonded castle/settlement that was previously hidden and make it your home base (i think there was also some flavour text on how it was destiny or smth) Any help pls?
>>2400368was today years old when i realised theres a 2hou mod for ck
Apparently Tunis has been colonizing. Neat.839Isn't there a tag in Tabarestan that's a direct successor of the Sasanians?990Floris?
>>2400992what is that map mod that looks like Vic2, i want it
>Minimalist Mapmod unofficial Ironman version>GMI - Darker Water
>>2401018thanks
Morocco gnolls here. this is my gapsfiller for the time being.
92There he is. This will be a crazy start. Thanks.
invading europe. nice little mountainfortline there
by playing on speed 1 and only speed 1 and doing sets of jumping jacks and push ups betweens events not that i would recommend it because i would rather go outside and touch grassok brb later bye
If you aren't so invested in your campaign + shit posting that you forget to eat you aren't a true gsg fan
Combined Yasi-Tunisian fleet DESTROYS the Spanish in Cape Bon
>Roman descendant gets annihilated by state based in Tunisia at a naval battle at Cape Bontale as old as time. or rather as old as 468
>Emperor Basiliscus fled in the heat of the battle.>One act of heroism stands forth from this naval defeat. >Despite the situation, Basiliscus's lieutenant, Joannes, bravely fought the Vandal onslaught; Procopius describes him as "standing on the deck" and "turning from side to side kept killing very great numbers of the enemy". >Upon seeing that his ship was about to be captured, he refused to surrender to Genso, the son of Gaiseric, instead leaping overboard in heavy armor and drowning himself. >His last words were that he "would never come under the hands of dogs".unfathomably based
>February 1, 1611After rounding the Cape, Yasi forces make landfall in the Americas for the first time
We have secured the wargoal, I'm hoping Tunis doesn't peace out early and grants me some of the Iberian holdings in the Indo-Pacific
Meanwhile in Europe, they swarm over North Africa like locusts
>2-3 years in>low war enthusiasm>-28% WS even if some of that is ticking and is about to be reversed>homeland fully occupiedI wouldn't be going "I hope they give me some islands" so much as "I hope they don't surrender" but you do you
>I'm hoping Tunis doesn't peace out early>doesn't peace out early
They flipped high enthusiasm btw, you are right that I should prioritize unsieging their land though
>can't play anbennar until next month where i will suck dick for a new pc man i cant wait i mean figuratively i absolutely can wait but oh boy cant want figurativelyanyone got to play the new update yet? i saw someone playing viaCOCK, anyone tried to colonise the new continent though/ insaiayya?
>load the save file>austria immediately attacks me-____-but at least i caught an epic pike
since when is pine brazilian????????
>Austrian pine>barely present in austria, covers most of turkey and sploches into a few other countries here and there
noooooooooooooooo they're marching on bern!you can't do that
but at least i annexed saxen
ugh we can save it
swissfag is an italian, i knew itand he wants to include >>2399597 his hometown in his grossgermania
mamma mia, they're-a counterattacking!
epic fucking battle by the tuscans
stab in the back FACT
why is it always them?i know what i'm doing once i unite all the germanic peoples under one banner
>1.1%it's overthe poz is terminal
lets fucking do this our capital is safei just hope to the pope france won't attack us
word on the street is the ashkehnazi 1.1% is making posts like this >>>/lgbt/43550668>i just hope to the popedo catholics really
tkd
Has anybody played Field of Glory Empires and Kingdoms? How are they?
napoleon you fucking NIGGERwelp, that's enough vicky for today, time to go to bed
>time to go to bedyou go to bed this early?
there are magic trolls and epic brown people who are actually shadows and animals o algoit's epic
anbennar is honestly epici remember back when it was just humans elves halflings and dwarves vs orcs and goblinsit is now... different...
yeah i actually quite like the idea of anbennar i just don't care for its general on /veh-es-teh/. if i wanted to discuss it i'd discuss it hereand it's a shame it's not based on a game with pops where your army composition could be based on your population percentage with different units say goblin skirmishers and orc shock troops and ogre super duper elite battle/siege winners but you only have 1 battalion
I tried playing field of glory empires because the idea of interactive battles sounded really cool but then I found out it was turn+based and never touched it again
>and it's a shame it's not based on a game with popsthe eu5 version is in development and the vic3 sequel is out (though it's based on vic3 so...)
>eu5 or vic3the base pozload is too terminal for these to be good
>>2401348it's a good thing they didn't see those 200 deleted posts...
>pozload>eu5you can trade slaves in that game and it's actually good, what more do you want? epic sudafrikums "kill all niggers and make the country epic" button?
yeah, that would be a welcome addition
Alright I continued this war and honestly screw it I was way too unprepared I don't think this situation is tenable. Portugal is close to peacing out but I don't think it'll happen fast enough. Navally we're able to contest them but we're suffering from a severe lack of sailors. On land however the amount of troops is simply too much and I don't want to merc up too much and go into debt for fucking Tunis. I've still got a small army in Brazil defending the wargoal but as I'm out of manpower the constant battles have been wearing them down. I'm going to pull back and finish up my humiliation of Naples/conquest of Kurdish lands in Aq Qoyonlu.
>The brazilian expedition
anyone still play Caesarrealm
epic fish photoare we posting selfies now?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zHwKB4i9GM
>this entire threadYou need Jesus.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShmDp3vbW5E
anglicanism is literally the most disingenuous meme interpretation of christianity to existsome fag just had daughters instead of sons so xhe had a melty
the anglican church doesn't make pretensions about being started by an apostle on the personal orders of jesus or whatever the fuck, if you mentioned this to an anglican priest they would be like yeah it started off because of politics, english kids are tought this in schools dude you are not clever for bringing it upjudge the tree by its fruits, the anglican church lives the gospels, Christ's love is most important in the church.
>yeah it was started by some faggot because his dick was limp so it is okay because we addressed it so stop making a point about itC of E is made up of morally hollow apostates
Why would it matter how a church got started? What matters it how it's going.
pretty sure even a church superhistorian would agree that the most dangerous threat that "the church" ever faced was Marcionism or some shitit's still relevant to this day because he had a point btw
yeah i cant really be a christian because of the old testamentmarcion and the gnostics had a very good point. can't really say marcion was great cuz he liked paul, tho plenty of gnostics also liked paul and also liked the gospel of john which sucksidk whatever just do your own thing and call it daoism
I like Anglicans because they specifically designate most of the autistic bullshit that doesn't matter as "non-essential issues" and say its okay to disagree on those meanwhile other churches will either actually have a policy of calling you a heretic or have an even more autistic don't ask don't tell type policy of turning the other way and pretending they didn't hear that
>it's still relevant to this dayobjectively speaking, he's notlike he's not a secret or anything but 95% of the general population has never heard of him and that's a low estimate many people will independtly echo what he was getting at and say things like "our god said love your enemy their god says arm for an arm" or whatever but that's hard to trace back to marcion, many people just say thay cuz it makes sense
Marcion is not relevant, I agreeMarcionism, on the other hand, is very relevant. how many people have you met who are crypto-Marcionists without even knowing about the guy?
one
Got my raid on Italy larp done
>anglicanism is literally the most disingenuous meme interpretation of christianity to exist>some fag just had daughters instead of sons so xhe had a meltyActually the REAL Anglicanism started in 2025 in Rwanda, Google GAFCON
>crypto-MarcionistsWhen normnormie noromies i normals When normalsWhen normies say the kind of statements that you are thinking of they mean something close to "Jews interpreted gods wishes to be x but it was actually y" and therefore maybe think the OT is corrupt like Muslims think or something, this only makes sense if you don't think about it like at all, which is what most of these people did. They certainly DONT mean that there are actually two different gods that exist. How many people do you know who believe that? Come on.
no I think most of the people making statements to the effect of "hey god is kind of an asshole" are thinking "god is kind of an asshole" and not that he should be inherently redeemable or the text is just corrupted or Jews misinterpreting or anything like thatit's not quite at "there exists a good god and an evil god" but it's much closer to that than anything else you've suggested or to official church policy
the people that say that aren't christians thoughmarcionism wasn't some ironic meme it was a Christian movement for believing Christians
>Tunis made peace with PortugalI BELIEVE IN THE FINAL VICTORY
More like brown peacedo you think they will do that with Spain too or will Tunis throw you a bone and get max money?
Honestly no matter what they give won't be worth the sunk cost but I'm committed to seeing it through. Realistically it'll depend on whether on not I can unsiege their lands before Spain flips to low warscore which is requirement for white peace. I think the reason they've stayed in so long is that AI can't demand land as long as we're -10 WS (although I could be wrong this might only apply to the player)
Low war enthusiasm*
xaxaxa that's a big austriaIs the army "Beduins" named by you or named like that at game star tor a company of merc?s
respond to this post if you like maps (hyperlink required !!)
>brown peace
Alright I smoked a fatty now to smoke some Castilians640Yeah they're the biggest threat by far, I want to start curbing their expansion but I've been too busy for most of the campaign. I named the army myself it helps me with immersion and remembering which army is where/composed of what. Current employed mercs are 'Zeybecks', 'Kurdish Company' and 'Grand Company'
What an anticlimatic end, just as I was preparing a massive push into Tunis too. At least we defended the only muslim colonies in the Americas I guess
>1613>build spy network: ottomans
faggots are mentally ill peoplementally ill people are suffering peoplechurch welcomes the suffering
>>2401641The map is nice, but fuck that ugly ass Colombian flag
Despite bankruptcy and repeated beatdowns Ottomans are still kicking and I only have the default mission tree until I form Arabia so I need to make claims. Having a high spy network is also useful for the tech cost/siege ability
>Actually the REAL Anglicanism started in 2025 in Rwanda, Google GAFCONLmao we now have protestants to the protestants
we already did?the single biggest meme about Proddies is that they will have a schism over anything, and everyone who does not agree with them to the letter is a Satanist
colombian ssr looking ass
I'm just here to ramble off-topic, while appearing as though I'm not replying to any post in particular.
read em and weep janny loves me the most
>>2401972>Having a high spy network is also useful for the tech cost@grok is this real?
>>2402093If your diptech is at least 9, and you have a spy network in a country with better tech, you will get a reduction to tech cost in each category where their level exceeds yours. This scales with size of the spy network, and can reach up to -5% per level difference, capping at -30%
R.I.P France
Yes, when du you detect oil? What is that Austria lol nice. big netherlands too
mooooods he's blobbing outside of his cultural borders
129Have been chilling rebuilding the navy and trying to scale. Next wars are going to be against Kilwa/Persia/Ottomans as usual. I vassalized Orissa so I'm finally getting closer to Malacca as well. Nice income btw, show full empire
keeping it optically hidden. the arabian plutocracy is the real gem. still more air to get more out of it. could form Mamluks anytime for the channel and then Arabia but i have to shit and go to sport now
later jin as opposed to earlier jin
but this is the more playable campaign now. Really big Russia and Ottomans. everyone is my enemy. dont know what happened to my stability tho or why i am attacking the ottomans. probably just to desiege austria and drain their manpower.but now i have found this Anbennarthing. just glad to get back to eu4. i understand the vic2 players now
war crimes in historical strategy games :(war crimes in fantasy strategy games :)
hey stop abusing poland, asshole >:(you literally have nothing to do with tuat region of europe.
later jin as in later homojin = human = homo
he's g*rman
playing jolof again soonvery happywill form macina
eat di jolof wid di fufu