>this thread killed the last one
pottery
was about to inform about this new one too, this is what i was about to post
>the last couple of threads op is presumably ded so i took the initiative.

What are some accessible gsg for a noob

just pick one of the ones made from 2010 onwards that interests you dude

ok

>>2496391
ck2 or 3

i have resolved myself to read Encyclopedia Of Ottoman Empire by Gabor Agoston and Bruce Masters after i'm finished with the current books in my backlog(any day now)

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11th for Malicums

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First proper wars in a while

no wonder the greeks preferred turks to catholics

those were the dutch

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liever_Turks_dan_Paaps

Do we prefer EU5 now?

>papal bull
funny

>funny
when i was a boy... imperial walls and towers used to make me feel so safe

what does that have to do with my post though???

ulm wc

they used outhouses back then, not water closets

new ck3 dlc coming out tomorrow are you excited /gsg/uys?????

someone forgot to take his mead again

>This week in history:
finally, a good thread.

why are you guys so in favor of "this week in history"?
is it really just trolling?

at this rate we need to do this month in herstory

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>this day in history
low effort copy paste slop only relevant for 1/10th of the thread's average lifespan
>this week in history
carefully cherry picked eventful historical bits relevant for the subsequent week

>this day in history
an in-depth review of the particular day the thread was created, resulting in new insights year upon year as the thread is unlikely to be made on the same date a year from now
>this week in history
the same surface-level sensational headlines every time

>>2496611
For me, it’s “this year in history”

that's the whole point of this day in history, it gives a fuller cross section with the less relevant events people might not have known about
that and the fact that it's a /gsg/ tradition since the creation of /vg/. was that 2013? i don't even remember

either way, nobody ever reads them unless you're a massive unemployed nerd

i read em and i'm employed
it's 7 lines of text

ok guys but what we thinking about der new dlc for ck3 coming out tomorrow?
as for me, upon release i will swiftly begin an amazing mega campaign the likes of which have never been seen before spanning from ck3 to eu4 and perhapsobly even vic2

it's cool they're finally adding features ck2 had 10 years ago
and let us be honest, you're not doing a megacampaign

>Medieval trade, merchant republics, and independent merchant families
will the tiny orthodox greek count of opm napoli be able to access those? or just another venice wanking going on

>no answer
that guy is a shitposter confirmed, if he wasn't he would have already replied to me about his supposed highly anticipated dlc

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why is spain so overpowered in every single gsg?

spain was overpowered in real life

then why did she lose to holland?

I remembered to keep the second science ship from an anomaly, the one where its all souped up with psionic shields and a jump drive.


I then jumped it right into a marauder sector :sigh:

I have a confession to make: I don't like nomadic gameplay.

I was quite hyped for it, I really enjoy adventurer mode in CK3 for example, but I just can't seem to get into nomads. Which is such a shame, but I feel like the gameplay is just clunky. I'm quite disappointed honestly, more disappointed than I was in Cosmic Storms. I never had super high expectations for the latter, but I was hyped for Nomads.

marauder sector (caribbean)

I enjoy playing nomads but I completely agree that it is clunky, for example the automation and the ships taking up so much space in the outliner but other things as well.

I'm not terribly interested in playing as a theocracy, but I am very excited for proper reformation mechanics

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personally, i'm waiting for 3 months after s&s so all of the bugs can be ironed out and the new economy will be more balanced, to finally start my first AUH game

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>Spain is overpower--ACK

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Sad!

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>peace with Morocco

why is grenada still alive in 1507??

Was guaranteeing them for a minute to cuck the Iberians

did you finally make it out of the disaster after 50 years? youre still bleeding stab with every screenshot

multiple stab wounds

Closed the game but yeah around the late 1480s early 1490s I got it done.

the disaster is so regarded yeah?
if you do the missions blocking seperatist rebels you have a monthly chance of 1 in 11 to lose stab.

^ why u talk like that bruh

small pp :c
big pp :o

>sus
amogus

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>>>/v/748687305
interesting to see other shitposters across the site adopt the same tactics as our own gibberishposter

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today i shall remind them

how is such a small otter so strong????

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Reformation spawned in Lübeck; with the coasts mapped we can finally get some early glimpses of Europe

bighemia

>plausibly deniable
sounds retarded, isn't it supposed to be plausible deniability? adverb modifying the noun

*adjective
i was still thinking about his original sentence when writing that

who or what are you quoting

>bohemia, poland, and lithuania neatly lining up their country text and capital provinces
b-beautiful...

it is supposed to be plausible deniability, the diplomatic term
but "plausibly deniable" sounds fine to me. an adverb can absolutely modify and adjective

like a big eastern european neapolitan ice cream
malibro can you czech if bohemia is allied to poland?

i see what you did there you czechy little gremlin

>sounds retarded, isn't it supposed to be plausible deniability?
esl can't handle the phrase not appearing the exact way he learned it?
CIA first used the phrase "plausibly disclaim" in 1948.
The earliest public attestation of both phrases "plausibly deniable" and "plausible deniability" are from the some source dated 18 January 1962.

dadc

>asks
>gets answer he doesn't like
>"dadc"
many such cases

i didn't ask anything though

you guys are all retarded. the issue here is that "plausibly deniable" is grammatically sound but is not a complete sentence
e.g. "people who pirate paradox games have a plausibly deniable entry to heaven"

plausibly deniable shitposting

>>2496382
>No, Vic 3 is not good yet. In fact it never will be.
Literally the only good Paradox game though?

I'm making dinner right now so I can't really czech but from what I remember they aren't they only have some random HRE-shitters as allies. They aren't the Emperor either and Austria lost the emperorship; I can only assume the Imperial Crown is held by some literally-who given how France has been rampaging for the last 20 years

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classic

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>>2496634
They're one of the historic final bosses who collapsed for seemingly no reason and the only way to replicate their decline would be to ask someone who doesn't know how to play to take over the winning country.
Ironically there's no GSG that replicates their takeover of New Spain so they do require incredible unit buffs just to conquer half as much as Spain historically did.

you do make good points and kaiserreich: totaler krieg is a good game but don't reply to me ever again
and honestly in eu4 i've seen all sorts of different nations take over mexico, including portugal which really doesn't have anything special going in terms of army strength

he prolly meant that irl spain conquered mexico with only 500 men

yes, i know
what i'm saying is that in the game you don't need super special military bonuses to conquer mejico
of course at the same time paradox games have a terrible flaw of making every single war a total war, so in-game spain will invade mexico with as many troops as their transport fleets allow

>+10% infantry combat ability and +1 artillery fire
>nothing special

In eu4 its usually whoever declares war on a mexican and actually ferries troops over first. Quality bonuses mean nothing conpared to tech difference and eu4 ai is too scared to engage even at 5-1 army ratio

^ bro got this information straight out of his ahh

nah bro trust. to clarify what i mean you could have 10k castilians sieging down an inland fort with no other provinces sieged and 44k natives grouped up from different armies. Logically ai should use defensive bonus and overwhelming numbers to try to win the battle allowing a stackwipe but instead theyll just sit and wait for the siege to end/to be peaced out for some reason

allowing a shattered retreat to the coast/previously moved province and then a stackwipe*

got half a mind to do a vic3 ottoman run
i remember doing it all the way back in release and just altf4ing after making a gross ottomaniums that blobbed like a retard and btfowned russia by 1880

i'm surprised you got something done in memegame3 back in the release
everyone else seemed to be chimping out

is grok really an ai if it cant play mapgames

grok form grossgermaniums for me

>>2496908
It's harder now, but I don't really see why anyone uses difficulty as an argument in assessing paradox games, since none of them are hard anyway.
>>2496961
You forgot to add "make no mistakes"!

is a paradox game hard if you can't figure out how to play it?
because i've had a tough time with three of them already

but i guess i'm just retarded

>>2496957
No map game has ever had good AI

>>2496995
>>2496996
There is an initial knowledge barrier to all of these games, but once you surmount that you can pretty much ensure optimal play.

I'm looking forward to founding a republic- I hope they put some gameplay in for being a merchant at a fairly low level. It could be a good route from adventurer to landed gameplay.

adding another 4 hours to my run from needlessly auditing my tax collectors

then having gay sex with their moms

>I'm looking forward to founding a republic- I hope they put some gameplay in for being a merchant at a fairly low level. It could be a good route from adventurer to landed gameplay.
If they don't I'll create a mod like my adventure mod that will let you just turn into a wandering merchant whenever you want.

>>2497028
>I'm looking forward to founding a republic- I hope they put some gameplay in for being a merchant at a fairly low level. It could be a good route from adventurer to landed gameplay.
Yes, it seems like it's very easy to go from merchant to patrician and vice versa:
>Importantly, since they share the same Domicile type, they can transition seamlessly from one government to the other, without losing any progress or converting their Domicile into something else. We very much wanted to ensure that a Merchant has the option to fluidly and naturally join a Republic without suffering adverse effects for doing so. And, indeed, the opposite path is also valid: if you should grow tired of your Republic, you can choose to leave it and embark on the path of a Merchant instead, and your hard-won assets and upgrades will go with you.
Keeping your domicile whether you're a merchant or patrician is great. There are all kinds of cool things you can do. If your republic is about to be conquered by the Mongols or something, you can just pack up and go wandering, building up your domicile, and then settle in another republic with all your domicile upgrades intact, making it easier to climb the ladder to become a powerful patrician.

This is going to be completely sick as hell

I've been so excited for playable merchants and republics in CK3 for literally years. We'll just have to get through that theocracy stuff first.

I'm not terribly interested in playing as a theocracy, but I am very excited for proper reformation mechanics

yeah, theocracy is whatever, but reformations, rites, schism, monastic orders, spiritual fullfillment, dynamic holy sites, college of cardinals and puppets, those are all welcome changes and I might finally be interested to play as... you know, crusader king. and I assume other faiths will be also affected to some extent and will become more interesting to interact with

I'd also like to see a theocratic republic as an option, like Calvin's Geneva and it's imitators in the Netherlands, Scotland, English Puritanism, and New England. Or maybe a long lasting Savonarola-inspired movment ruling in an Italian city state for a while. Venice was very concerned about resisting clerical control, so it's unlikely to be relevant there.

Agreed, Christian Europe will hopefully be a lot more interesting to play in as feudal, I don't really have much interest in playing as a theocracy. I'll probably buzz through it a few times for the inevitable cheevos.

And while I wasn't really that fussed either way about Republics the playstyle seems like how I play feudal most of the time anyway so maybe I will enjoy it more than I thought.

I was going to start my first landless adventurer run in a total conversion mod for CK3, before i start it up is going Scholar any fun? If so, any general tips and tricks? I was thinking of starting as a scholar for an unreformed faith with the long term goal of eventually reforming it, so that'll probably also meaning gathering an army at some point.

>>2497049
>I was going to start my first landless adventurer run in a total conversion mod for CK3, before i start it up is going Scholar any fun? If so, any general tips and tricks? I was thinking of starting as a scholar for an unreformed faith with the long term goal of eventually reforming it, so that'll probably also meaning gathering an army at some point.
scholar is one of the most slept on way to play landless

to reform the faith you’ll eventually have to get landed iirc because you need to control holy sites to unlock the option

its been a while but in p sure you can still convert so it might be best to reform the religion how you want it asap then go landless and that way you can convert tons of ppl

scholars get perks that make different religions and cultures hate you less which is kind of a huge deal imo. also your troops will counter enemies in battle better

you can dip into wayfarer and strategist to stack even more of those same bonuses its insanely op lol

You get a decision called "The Travels of (yournamehere)" that if you visit enough points of interest will give you one of the strongest artifacts in the game - a journal that gets +40% lifestyle experience. I don't think it's unique to scholars but it's easy for them to pick up since you'll be traveling around so much to do contracts.

I never stay landless long but starting off like that is a huge boost for your dynasty.

>I was going to start my first landless adventurer run in a total conversion mod for CK3, before i start it up is going Scholar any fun? If so, any general tips and tricks? I was thinking of starting as a scholar for an unreformed faith with the long term goal of eventually reforming it, so that'll probably also meaning gathering an army at some point.
I think all adventurers play similarly, scholar will take learning or stewardship contracts while others will take different contracts. Landless characters can't reform unreformed faiths, if you want to spread your new faith, you can modify already reformed faiths as an adventurer and then you can convert counties through camp priest, which is not locked behind camp purpose, but it synergies well with scholar purpose. This way you can quickly convert counties before you take them as an adventurer.

There is a set of decisions around more aggressively proselytizing for adventurers in the base game, at least. The Ascension decision allows you to essentially start converting people at the point of a sword. It's very finicky to get to click on, of course, and to actually convert counties you need to have pretty beefy stats for the skill checks in the events.

yeah that is the fastest way to repaint the map

otherwise the opinion modifiers matter because they will not even come close considering it if they view you as evil. not only will they hate you by default because of your religion but being an eccentric sexual deviant and whatever else you find virtuous will clash on top of that

i’ve found messing around with cultures and religions pretty fun compared to just expanding a regular empire but iirc the proselytizing locals is mainly just to farm peity as you travel im pretty sure all those npcs technically register as dead as soon as youre out of the area

also that book that was mentioned earlier rules and you can pass it down through your family for hundreds of years along with the swan armor just please loving rename it something cool like Mithril Codpiece

>Unabomber.2026.1080p.WEBRip.10Bit.DDP5.1.x265-NeoNoir
am i in for a kino, bros?

>>2496382
French republic is a humiliation ritual loop

>28% critic rating on RT
yeah, I'm thinking it's kino

March of the Eagles

>Unabomber
i wonder how burgers think about the poles after his little fiasco

>>2496454
>>2496455
>>2496792
>>2496696
>>2496691
>>2496676
trash, play eu5, a superior game

burgers don't think about poles when they think about ted
they just think "white guy"

ted cruz is mexican

>>2496452
wait i thought this was a joke mod or something but it's in the fucking base game

its a joke achievement
tranny devs

that's what cheevos should be treated as by devs
stupid jokes

white people achievements be like

(99% of modern world)

The holocaust

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^^

>submitting false or misclassified reports will result in a ban
@grok translate this to argentina italian

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groknards

serbia is ruled by a croatian lesbian now

is there any game where you can larp a caliphate

eu4

i'd like something a little more interesting than having the name of your country change to da khalifate after you click a button

but you said you wanted to larp as a caliphate, not be a caliphate

>announcing a report

yeah it's against the rules but none of us are snitches so he's safe

damn if only i wasnt born such a honourable knight

hmofa

it that one of those american houseowner cooperatives that does nothing but impose stupid rules on you?

poor goyim...

they voted republican

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>Big war

more like nig war

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>BREAKING NEWS FROM THE FRONT
>Decisive victory off the coast of Berezil
>>Danish navy crippled
>>Landing averted
>Colonies seized in Africa and the New World
>Troops massing in Gibraltar to repel the French invaders
War with Chimu is just to trucelock the Portuguese from expansion btw

>>2496382
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural_borders_of_France

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>Malaga liberated
>Naval battle off the coast of Morocco
Holding our own against France

apparently protestant missionaries are slowly killing oriental christianity in ethiopia and converting their pops

>>2496676
Who says that? They're one of the more bulliable GPs usually

OP for me are the Ottomans, PLC and especially freaking Austria (Austria is pure cancer and the bane of my existance no matter who I play as)

still can't believe they just let you take over all of europe by 1520 as the ottomans

>>2497506
You can take the entire world as the Ottomans by that date. Eyalets are that silly

The only nation scarier than EU IV Ottomans is Imperator: Rome Rome.

>There is a set of decisions around more aggressively proselytizing for adventurers in the base game, at least. The Ascension decision allows you to essentially start converting people at the point of a sword. It's very finicky to get to click on, of course, and to actually convert counties you need to have pretty beefy stats for the skill checks in the events.
Yeah, I took the ascended decision but I don't see how to convert people other than converting individuals. It is also very frustrating that you can't convert anyone who is a soldier. The mod leaves a bit of a free for all in the region I'm play, so it's pretty likely any ruler will count as a soldier at any point.

So in one life time, I've gathered a pretty quick array of artifacts which is pretty cool. But I can't figure out how to effectively proselytise, I don't know if this is maybe a result of being an unreformed region surrounded by organised religions.

Hate when a war I wasn't watching ends and I can't see the reason it ended the way it did. I have a China Grand Campaign targeting a kingdom in India, but for some reason the war ended without territory changing hand, and its only been about a year. Looking at who pledged the Mandatory contribution (which seems to always have to be your Grand Marshal), the house that did is no longer the person that holds the position, and looking at the history of The Commission title, he "disappeared without a trace" about a year into the war. This is probably why it ended, though that's really annoying, because I'm pretty sure now the Grand Campaign is guaranteed to be stuck until it reaches the deadline and times out, 24 years from now.

hearing that reminded me but it really sucks that you can't get the full turkic conqueror experience in any game
even if you play nomads in ck2 or ck3 it's just you raping a single say indian kingdom and settling, switching to a shittier government, and then raping the rest but slower
it's not interesting at all

stellaris will fix that

mommy told me you go to hell if you say things that you don't really believe

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This is Hattusa, the capital of the Hittite Empire in the 14th century BC. This is the story of a girl who rides the sultry winds across the vast stretches of Anatolia.

oh yeah i watch that

it's officially over for vic3.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNAWYD5NFsc

why would an economist ever play vic3

tranime is for faggots

youre a tranny faggot despite not watching anime dough

alright i felt extraordinarily nice today so i watched that video you posted my opinion is that yeah he's right
i am surprised though that this old bastard who has apparently played even eu2 is somehow surprised that pdx only cares about making money from shitty games and is only starting to realize the full extent of this now when i realized it and got over it ages ago

https://erdteilallegorien.univie.ac.at

actually i'm probably the only normal (see: non-faggot) person in here

try saying that again but without a cock in your mouth this time

that would only make sense off the internet retard

that's the gayest thing you could have said

not as gay as that time i walked in on you choking on your dad's dick

do americans choke on their dad's dick that much?
seems like a common occurance over there

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Gonna finish my playthrough from six months ago and then uninstall the game

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My goal this playthrough is to blob into Australia and make it the lebensraum of the House of Hawaii

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Meanwhile I finish settling the North Island

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I think Venice at this point was literally a single alpine village which makes these casualties all the more hilarious

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The Bulgarians really hate Serbia for some reason

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Also Sicily lost a war to secessionists in the Balkans

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With the coast of Australia charted, all that is left is to map out the interior in preparation for settlement.

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The Serbian War of Independence is not going well, it seems

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Also I was mistaken earlier, this is the moment Venice lost all of its territory

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vgh........ the last redovbt of the repvblic................

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Castille at this point is deeply involved in the New World, maybe to the detriment of its other possessions.

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My elderly count wants to marry some whore. I say let him go for it, it's not like it will affect anything at this point anyway.

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presented without comment

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Literacy seems pretty good for a feudal state that just over 200 years ago didn't even know how to write

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After five years I finally complete the settlement of all of North Island

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My country is the most just in the world. A shame nobody even knows it exists.
That map by the way are just the countries I've found, because Hawaii starts with only the Pacific fully mapped and has to steal maps of other countries by infiltrating their governments.

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Orthodox Serbia revolts against Sultante Serbia

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Egypt starts a war against the entire Arab world. Ok I guess

the character models really do look like shit compared to ck3

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My goal is to unify Hawaii by marrying my heir to this 5 year old girl. Unfortunately it doesn't work out

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Serbia wins the War of Serbian Liberation against Serbia.

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Things keep getting worse and worse for them

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I marry off one of my daughters to the count of Tonga. They are so weak and so far away I get nothing out of it but prestige and a potential claim on the throne.

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The Balkans right now

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Man it sucks to be Serbia

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Australia gives up more and more of her secrets, the slut

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hahaha this is awesome, I sure do love having this happen every single time I don't marry off my heir immediately THANKS JOHAN

the beta dropped and youre here playing in nowhereland

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I guess I must have missed the part where I started colonizing Australia.

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These Tonga guys are real jerks, I don't know why I ever married them.

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I don't know if there's even a Serbia left at this point

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Oh wait, nevermind

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Now that Serbia basically no longer exists, I need a new rival so I pick the biggest, meanest and most safely distant one.

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Our colony in Australia grows

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This is why I constantly have no prestige

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Asia in 1555

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A few years later England breaks out into civil war.

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They still find time to send explorers to Cuba

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hahahahahaha nogai

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Serbia asks me to join their independence movement. I figure ok, why not.

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It seems China is not very good at this "war" thing either

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Oh no

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The war is fierce and fought between dozens of states most who have no idea the others exists

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It doesn't take long for some of them to drop out

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The forces arrayed against Bulgaria are too many. They have no choice but to sue for peace.

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I didn't really gain anything from of that war, but it looks like the burghers did.
Also I start annexing another island.

Is it fun to colonize as a literal who?
should eu5 even alow that

it must

>is it fun to colonize
no
if you cant make colonial nations youre stuck with wrong culture land that has no tax base because it has no market access and will never be worth investing in but you spend 10 duckerinos a month for years to paint

Steam sale later. I am thinking about picking up some Victoria 3 and Crusader Kings 3 DLC.
What about you?

pirate all the way

>vic 3 dlc
be prepared to shell out for 1 dlc for 1 single campaign
game is a dead shell

what happened to that cuck who kept saying vic3 was now a good game

he lost the game

I just lost the game

hasbros... its over...

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>>2497738
the day it is not allowed is the day I stop playing euv forever
Also I have a new count

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For some reason I gained a casus belli on my own fiefdom

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fucking peasants
when will they learn??????

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not this day, evidently

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Poland lost a war to a one-province microstate!
Everyone point at them and laugh!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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For reference here is once again the "state" in question

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sweet, sweet chocolate

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For how he was described you would think he was more than locally known

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The persecution of the Maori people is ended. It is time that we accept their barbaric backwards culture.

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Guns, germs and steel are not everything.

you didnt accept them though you just like them now

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He also doubled trade revenue, but you didn't think about that at all, huh??? Huh???????

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I accidentally married my stepmom

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Venice keeps getting bullied

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Egypt starts another war against the Muslim world

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At least no one will be able to hurt Venice anymore

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The next year Bulgaria starts a war to seize the throne of Byzantium ("Byzantium" in this case being about half of the Peloponnese)

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The French really can't stand Europe being at peace for more than three seconds, huh

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WHAT are they lacking????????????

ok but who asked?

bodied that campaign spammer

kanaka maoli tapu peasants in hilo caught lacking

fr?

pl!

woah... you destroyed that guy...
don't know how hawaiifag is going to recover from that...

what's the point of the woman in the upper left corner if you're playing as the crown itself?

so is 1.4 good?

3.03 is better

what about 3.04

3.04 in addition to fixes and good changes has gay additions like... uhhhhh, i don't rembember, it's been 10 years

is orph.link/random finally dead?

nooooo
it's over

they are now pretending to be greatly devastated over a literal memegame2 dead meme meme roll being unavailable

that's a vic2 roll website doe

that was a good run

nigga running at 11pm

sometimes a night run is what's for dinner

>>2497701
ck3s look like shit too
and v3s as well

till GmbH is basicly just a Ltd. version of a german business entity or LLC in the land of sÖydom

*TIL

All of the Paradox games are being review bombed. Might be time to look for some new grand strategy games.

should I buy 100aud$ of vic3 dlcs? Or should I just buy a different strategy game?

have you tried acquiring things for free

too lazy to install utorrent on my new computer and csrin gave me a Trojan once

>utorrent
retard
>trojan
never happened2me

are you unaware that the review-bombing is the work of turks
it's not a recent release that is triggering the negative reviews, but butthurt backlash

i prefer to call it divine punishment

nothing divine about it
but
i do like to see paradox suffer after succeeding with their shitty dlc policy for this long

Turks are based

>>2497596
was