If you see a gibberish post, it was made by raiders, ignore it.No, Vic 3 is not good yet. In fact it never will be. Neither will EU5.How fares your empire, /gsg/?This week in history:29 Sep 1011 – Danes capture Canterbury after a siege, taking Ælfheah, archbishop of Canterbury, as a prisoner.30 Sep 1139 – A magnitude 7.7 earthquake strikes the Caucasus mountains in the Seljuk Empire, causing mass destruction and killing up to 300,000 people.1 Oct 331 BC – Alexander the Great defeats Darius III of Persia in the Battle of Gaugamela.2 Oct 48 BC – Julius Caesar arrives in Ptolemaic Egypt in his pursuit of Pompey and learns of the latter's death.3 Oct 382 – Roman Emperor Theodosius I concludes a peace treaty with the Goths and settles them in the Balkans. (gone wrong)4 Oct 1582 – The Gregorian Calendar is introduced by Pope Gregory XIII.5 Oct 610 – Heraclius arrives at Constantinople, kills Byzantine Emperor Phocas, and becomes emperor.Random Country Pickerhttp://orph.link/random>Archive (mods only)https://mega.nz/#F!plMxFYTB!sn9MTrvJ0tYjWSHgM8CZow>Where to get these gameshttps://web.archive.org/web/20190720131512/http://hastebin.com/raw/moqugasume>Mods>> READ THIS FIRST.https://web.archive.org/web/20200712212437/https://pastebin.com/33A7wXdB>[EU4] - /gsg/ Universalis DD 03/09/2018https://pastebin.com/XUtVVm3k>[V2] - Crimeamodhttps://www.moddb.com/mods/crimeamod>Willyhttps://web.archive.org/web/20200712212437/https://pastebin.com/33A7wXdBPrevious thread: >>2486484
>this thread killed the last onepotterywas about to inform about this new one too, this is what i was about to post>the last couple of threads op is presumably ded so i took the initiative.
What are some accessible gsg for a noob
just pick one of the ones made from 2010 onwards that interests you dude
ok
>>2496391ck2 or 3
i have resolved myself to read Encyclopedia Of Ottoman Empire by Gabor Agoston and Bruce Masters after i'm finished with the current books in my backlog(any day now)
11th for Malicums
First proper wars in a while
no wonder the greeks preferred turks to catholics
those were the dutch
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liever_Turks_dan_Paaps
Do we prefer EU5 now?
>papal bullfunny
>funnywhen i was a boy... imperial walls and towers used to make me feel so safe
what does that have to do with my post though???
ulm wc
they used outhouses back then, not water closets
new ck3 dlc coming out tomorrow are you excited /gsg/uys?????
someone forgot to take his mead again
>This week in history:finally, a good thread.
why are you guys so in favor of "this week in history"?is it really just trolling?
at this rate we need to do this month in herstory
>this day in historylow effort copy paste slop only relevant for 1/10th of the thread's average lifespan>this week in historycarefully cherry picked eventful historical bits relevant for the subsequent week
>this day in history an in-depth review of the particular day the thread was created, resulting in new insights year upon year as the thread is unlikely to be made on the same date a year from now>this week in historythe same surface-level sensational headlines every time
>>2496611For me, it’s “this year in history”
that's the whole point of this day in history, it gives a fuller cross section with the less relevant events people might not have known aboutthat and the fact that it's a /gsg/ tradition since the creation of /vg/. was that 2013? i don't even remember
either way, nobody ever reads them unless you're a massive unemployed nerd
i read em and i'm employed it's 7 lines of text
ok guys but what we thinking about der new dlc for ck3 coming out tomorrow?as for me, upon release i will swiftly begin an amazing mega campaign the likes of which have never been seen before spanning from ck3 to eu4 and perhapsobly even vic2
it's cool they're finally adding features ck2 had 10 years agoand let us be honest, you're not doing a megacampaign
>Medieval trade, merchant republics, and independent merchant familieswill the tiny orthodox greek count of opm napoli be able to access those? or just another venice wanking going on
>no answerthat guy is a shitposter confirmed, if he wasn't he would have already replied to me about his supposed highly anticipated dlc
why is spain so overpowered in every single gsg?
spain was overpowered in real life
then why did she lose to holland?
I remembered to keep the second science ship from an anomaly, the one where its all souped up with psionic shields and a jump drive.I then jumped it right into a marauder sector :sigh:
I have a confession to make: I don't like nomadic gameplay.I was quite hyped for it, I really enjoy adventurer mode in CK3 for example, but I just can't seem to get into nomads. Which is such a shame, but I feel like the gameplay is just clunky. I'm quite disappointed honestly, more disappointed than I was in Cosmic Storms. I never had super high expectations for the latter, but I was hyped for Nomads.
marauder sector (caribbean)
I enjoy playing nomads but I completely agree that it is clunky, for example the automation and the ships taking up so much space in the outliner but other things as well.
I'm not terribly interested in playing as a theocracy, but I am very excited for proper reformation mechanics
personally, i'm waiting for 3 months after s&s so all of the bugs can be ironed out and the new economy will be more balanced, to finally start my first AUH game
>Spain is overpower--ACK
Sad!
>peace with Morocco
why is grenada still alive in 1507??
Was guaranteeing them for a minute to cuck the Iberians
did you finally make it out of the disaster after 50 years? youre still bleeding stab with every screenshot
multiple stab wounds
Closed the game but yeah around the late 1480s early 1490s I got it done.
the disaster is so regarded yeah?if you do the missions blocking seperatist rebels you have a monthly chance of 1 in 11 to lose stab.
^ why u talk like that bruh
small pp :cbig pp :o
>susamogus
>>>/v/748687305interesting to see other shitposters across the site adopt the same tactics as our own gibberishposter
today i shall remind them
how is such a small otter so strong????
Reformation spawned in Lübeck; with the coasts mapped we can finally get some early glimpses of Europe
bighemia
>plausibly deniablesounds retarded, isn't it supposed to be plausible deniability? adverb modifying the noun
*adjectivei was still thinking about his original sentence when writing that
who or what are you quoting
>bohemia, poland, and lithuania neatly lining up their country text and capital provincesb-beautiful...
it is supposed to be plausible deniability, the diplomatic termbut "plausibly deniable" sounds fine to me. an adverb can absolutely modify and adjective
like a big eastern european neapolitan ice creammalibro can you czech if bohemia is allied to poland?
i see what you did there you czechy little gremlin
>sounds retarded, isn't it supposed to be plausible deniability?esl can't handle the phrase not appearing the exact way he learned it?CIA first used the phrase "plausibly disclaim" in 1948. The earliest public attestation of both phrases "plausibly deniable" and "plausible deniability" are from the some source dated 18 January 1962.
dadc
>asks>gets answer he doesn't like>"dadc"many such cases
i didn't ask anything though
you guys are all retarded. the issue here is that "plausibly deniable" is grammatically sound but is not a complete sentencee.g. "people who pirate paradox games have a plausibly deniable entry to heaven"
plausibly deniable shitposting
>>2496382>No, Vic 3 is not good yet. In fact it never will be.Literally the only good Paradox game though?
I'm making dinner right now so I can't really czech but from what I remember they aren't they only have some random HRE-shitters as allies. They aren't the Emperor either and Austria lost the emperorship; I can only assume the Imperial Crown is held by some literally-who given how France has been rampaging for the last 20 years
classic
>>2496634They're one of the historic final bosses who collapsed for seemingly no reason and the only way to replicate their decline would be to ask someone who doesn't know how to play to take over the winning country.Ironically there's no GSG that replicates their takeover of New Spain so they do require incredible unit buffs just to conquer half as much as Spain historically did.
you do make good points and kaiserreich: totaler krieg is a good game but don't reply to me ever againand honestly in eu4 i've seen all sorts of different nations take over mexico, including portugal which really doesn't have anything special going in terms of army strength
he prolly meant that irl spain conquered mexico with only 500 men
yes, i knowwhat i'm saying is that in the game you don't need super special military bonuses to conquer mejicoof course at the same time paradox games have a terrible flaw of making every single war a total war, so in-game spain will invade mexico with as many troops as their transport fleets allow
>+10% infantry combat ability and +1 artillery fire>nothing special
In eu4 its usually whoever declares war on a mexican and actually ferries troops over first. Quality bonuses mean nothing conpared to tech difference and eu4 ai is too scared to engage even at 5-1 army ratio
^ bro got this information straight out of his ahh
nah bro trust. to clarify what i mean you could have 10k castilians sieging down an inland fort with no other provinces sieged and 44k natives grouped up from different armies. Logically ai should use defensive bonus and overwhelming numbers to try to win the battle allowing a stackwipe but instead theyll just sit and wait for the siege to end/to be peaced out for some reason
allowing a shattered retreat to the coast/previously moved province and then a stackwipe*
got half a mind to do a vic3 ottoman runi remember doing it all the way back in release and just altf4ing after making a gross ottomaniums that blobbed like a retard and btfowned russia by 1880
i'm surprised you got something done in memegame3 back in the releaseeveryone else seemed to be chimping out
is grok really an ai if it cant play mapgames
grok form grossgermaniums for me
>>2496908It's harder now, but I don't really see why anyone uses difficulty as an argument in assessing paradox games, since none of them are hard anyway.>>2496961You forgot to add "make no mistakes"!
is a paradox game hard if you can't figure out how to play it?because i've had a tough time with three of them already
but i guess i'm just retarded
>>2496957No map game has ever had good AI
>>2496995>>2496996There is an initial knowledge barrier to all of these games, but once you surmount that you can pretty much ensure optimal play.
I'm looking forward to founding a republic- I hope they put some gameplay in for being a merchant at a fairly low level. It could be a good route from adventurer to landed gameplay.
adding another 4 hours to my run from needlessly auditing my tax collectors
then having gay sex with their moms
>I'm looking forward to founding a republic- I hope they put some gameplay in for being a merchant at a fairly low level. It could be a good route from adventurer to landed gameplay.If they don't I'll create a mod like my adventure mod that will let you just turn into a wandering merchant whenever you want.
>>2497028>I'm looking forward to founding a republic- I hope they put some gameplay in for being a merchant at a fairly low level. It could be a good route from adventurer to landed gameplay. Yes, it seems like it's very easy to go from merchant to patrician and vice versa:>Importantly, since they share the same Domicile type, they can transition seamlessly from one government to the other, without losing any progress or converting their Domicile into something else. We very much wanted to ensure that a Merchant has the option to fluidly and naturally join a Republic without suffering adverse effects for doing so. And, indeed, the opposite path is also valid: if you should grow tired of your Republic, you can choose to leave it and embark on the path of a Merchant instead, and your hard-won assets and upgrades will go with you.Keeping your domicile whether you're a merchant or patrician is great. There are all kinds of cool things you can do. If your republic is about to be conquered by the Mongols or something, you can just pack up and go wandering, building up your domicile, and then settle in another republic with all your domicile upgrades intact, making it easier to climb the ladder to become a powerful patrician.
This is going to be completely sick as hell
I've been so excited for playable merchants and republics in CK3 for literally years. We'll just have to get through that theocracy stuff first.
yeah, theocracy is whatever, but reformations, rites, schism, monastic orders, spiritual fullfillment, dynamic holy sites, college of cardinals and puppets, those are all welcome changes and I might finally be interested to play as... you know, crusader king. and I assume other faiths will be also affected to some extent and will become more interesting to interact with
I'd also like to see a theocratic republic as an option, like Calvin's Geneva and it's imitators in the Netherlands, Scotland, English Puritanism, and New England. Or maybe a long lasting Savonarola-inspired movment ruling in an Italian city state for a while. Venice was very concerned about resisting clerical control, so it's unlikely to be relevant there.
Agreed, Christian Europe will hopefully be a lot more interesting to play in as feudal, I don't really have much interest in playing as a theocracy. I'll probably buzz through it a few times for the inevitable cheevos.And while I wasn't really that fussed either way about Republics the playstyle seems like how I play feudal most of the time anyway so maybe I will enjoy it more than I thought.
I was going to start my first landless adventurer run in a total conversion mod for CK3, before i start it up is going Scholar any fun? If so, any general tips and tricks? I was thinking of starting as a scholar for an unreformed faith with the long term goal of eventually reforming it, so that'll probably also meaning gathering an army at some point.
>>2497049>I was going to start my first landless adventurer run in a total conversion mod for CK3, before i start it up is going Scholar any fun? If so, any general tips and tricks? I was thinking of starting as a scholar for an unreformed faith with the long term goal of eventually reforming it, so that'll probably also meaning gathering an army at some point.scholar is one of the most slept on way to play landlessto reform the faith you’ll eventually have to get landed iirc because you need to control holy sites to unlock the optionits been a while but in p sure you can still convert so it might be best to reform the religion how you want it asap then go landless and that way you can convert tons of pplscholars get perks that make different religions and cultures hate you less which is kind of a huge deal imo. also your troops will counter enemies in battle betteryou can dip into wayfarer and strategist to stack even more of those same bonuses its insanely op lol
You get a decision called "The Travels of (yournamehere)" that if you visit enough points of interest will give you one of the strongest artifacts in the game - a journal that gets +40% lifestyle experience. I don't think it's unique to scholars but it's easy for them to pick up since you'll be traveling around so much to do contracts.I never stay landless long but starting off like that is a huge boost for your dynasty.
>I was going to start my first landless adventurer run in a total conversion mod for CK3, before i start it up is going Scholar any fun? If so, any general tips and tricks? I was thinking of starting as a scholar for an unreformed faith with the long term goal of eventually reforming it, so that'll probably also meaning gathering an army at some point.I think all adventurers play similarly, scholar will take learning or stewardship contracts while others will take different contracts. Landless characters can't reform unreformed faiths, if you want to spread your new faith, you can modify already reformed faiths as an adventurer and then you can convert counties through camp priest, which is not locked behind camp purpose, but it synergies well with scholar purpose. This way you can quickly convert counties before you take them as an adventurer.
There is a set of decisions around more aggressively proselytizing for adventurers in the base game, at least. The Ascension decision allows you to essentially start converting people at the point of a sword. It's very finicky to get to click on, of course, and to actually convert counties you need to have pretty beefy stats for the skill checks in the events.
yeah that is the fastest way to repaint the mapotherwise the opinion modifiers matter because they will not even come close considering it if they view you as evil. not only will they hate you by default because of your religion but being an eccentric sexual deviant and whatever else you find virtuous will clash on top of thati’ve found messing around with cultures and religions pretty fun compared to just expanding a regular empire but iirc the proselytizing locals is mainly just to farm peity as you travel im pretty sure all those npcs technically register as dead as soon as youre out of the areaalso that book that was mentioned earlier rules and you can pass it down through your family for hundreds of years along with the swan armor just please loving rename it something cool like Mithril Codpiece
>Unabomber.2026.1080p.WEBRip.10Bit.DDP5.1.x265-NeoNoiram i in for a kino, bros?
>>2496382French republic is a humiliation ritual loop
>28% critic rating on RTyeah, I'm thinking it's kino
March of the Eagles
>Unabomberi wonder how burgers think about the poles after his little fiasco
>>2496454>>2496455>>2496792>>2496696>>2496691>>2496676trash, play eu5, a superior game
burgers don't think about poles when they think about tedthey just think "white guy"
ted cruz is mexican
>>2496452wait i thought this was a joke mod or something but it's in the fucking base game
its a joke achievementtranny devs
that's what cheevos should be treated as by devsstupid jokes
white people achievements be like
(99% of modern world)
The holocaust
^^
>submitting false or misclassified reports will result in a ban@grok translate this to argentina italian
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groknards
serbia is ruled by a croatian lesbian now
is there any game where you can larp a caliphate
eu4
i'd like something a little more interesting than having the name of your country change to da khalifate after you click a button
but you said you wanted to larp as a caliphate, not be a caliphate
>announcing a report
yeah it's against the rules but none of us are snitches so he's safe
damn if only i wasnt born such a honourable knight
hmofa
it that one of those american houseowner cooperatives that does nothing but impose stupid rules on you?
poor goyim...
they voted republican
>Big war
more like nig war
>BREAKING NEWS FROM THE FRONT>Decisive victory off the coast of Berezil>>Danish navy crippled>>Landing averted>Colonies seized in Africa and the New World>Troops massing in Gibraltar to repel the French invadersWar with Chimu is just to trucelock the Portuguese from expansion btw
>>2496382https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural_borders_of_France
>Malaga liberated>Naval battle off the coast of MoroccoHolding our own against France
apparently protestant missionaries are slowly killing oriental christianity in ethiopia and converting their pops
>>2496676Who says that? They're one of the more bulliable GPs usuallyOP for me are the Ottomans, PLC and especially freaking Austria (Austria is pure cancer and the bane of my existance no matter who I play as)
still can't believe they just let you take over all of europe by 1520 as the ottomans
>>2497506You can take the entire world as the Ottomans by that date. Eyalets are that silly
The only nation scarier than EU IV Ottomans is Imperator: Rome Rome.
>There is a set of decisions around more aggressively proselytizing for adventurers in the base game, at least. The Ascension decision allows you to essentially start converting people at the point of a sword. It's very finicky to get to click on, of course, and to actually convert counties you need to have pretty beefy stats for the skill checks in the events.Yeah, I took the ascended decision but I don't see how to convert people other than converting individuals. It is also very frustrating that you can't convert anyone who is a soldier. The mod leaves a bit of a free for all in the region I'm play, so it's pretty likely any ruler will count as a soldier at any point.So in one life time, I've gathered a pretty quick array of artifacts which is pretty cool. But I can't figure out how to effectively proselytise, I don't know if this is maybe a result of being an unreformed region surrounded by organised religions.
Hate when a war I wasn't watching ends and I can't see the reason it ended the way it did. I have a China Grand Campaign targeting a kingdom in India, but for some reason the war ended without territory changing hand, and its only been about a year. Looking at who pledged the Mandatory contribution (which seems to always have to be your Grand Marshal), the house that did is no longer the person that holds the position, and looking at the history of The Commission title, he "disappeared without a trace" about a year into the war. This is probably why it ended, though that's really annoying, because I'm pretty sure now the Grand Campaign is guaranteed to be stuck until it reaches the deadline and times out, 24 years from now.
hearing that reminded me but it really sucks that you can't get the full turkic conqueror experience in any gameeven if you play nomads in ck2 or ck3 it's just you raping a single say indian kingdom and settling, switching to a shittier government, and then raping the rest but slowerit's not interesting at all
stellaris will fix that
mommy told me you go to hell if you say things that you don't really believe
This is Hattusa, the capital of the Hittite Empire in the 14th century BC. This is the story of a girl who rides the sultry winds across the vast stretches of Anatolia.
oh yeah i watch that
it's officially over for vic3.....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNAWYD5NFsc
why would an economist ever play vic3
tranime is for faggots
youre a tranny faggot despite not watching anime dough
alright i felt extraordinarily nice today so i watched that video you posted my opinion is that yeah he's righti am surprised though that this old bastard who has apparently played even eu2 is somehow surprised that pdx only cares about making money from shitty games and is only starting to realize the full extent of this now when i realized it and got over it ages ago
https://erdteilallegorien.univie.ac.at
actually i'm probably the only normal (see: non-faggot) person in here
try saying that again but without a cock in your mouth this time
that would only make sense off the internet retard
that's the gayest thing you could have said
not as gay as that time i walked in on you choking on your dad's dick
do americans choke on their dad's dick that much?seems like a common occurance over there
Gonna finish my playthrough from six months ago and then uninstall the game
My goal this playthrough is to blob into Australia and make it the lebensraum of the House of Hawaii
Meanwhile I finish settling the North Island
I think Venice at this point was literally a single alpine village which makes these casualties all the more hilarious
The Bulgarians really hate Serbia for some reason
Also Sicily lost a war to secessionists in the Balkans
With the coast of Australia charted, all that is left is to map out the interior in preparation for settlement.
The Serbian War of Independence is not going well, it seems
Also I was mistaken earlier, this is the moment Venice lost all of its territory
vgh........ the last redovbt of the repvblic................
Castille at this point is deeply involved in the New World, maybe to the detriment of its other possessions.
My elderly count wants to marry some whore. I say let him go for it, it's not like it will affect anything at this point anyway.
presented without comment
Literacy seems pretty good for a feudal state that just over 200 years ago didn't even know how to write
After five years I finally complete the settlement of all of North Island
My country is the most just in the world. A shame nobody even knows it exists.That map by the way are just the countries I've found, because Hawaii starts with only the Pacific fully mapped and has to steal maps of other countries by infiltrating their governments.
Orthodox Serbia revolts against Sultante Serbia
Egypt starts a war against the entire Arab world. Ok I guess
the character models really do look like shit compared to ck3
My goal is to unify Hawaii by marrying my heir to this 5 year old girl. Unfortunately it doesn't work out
Serbia wins the War of Serbian Liberation against Serbia.
Things keep getting worse and worse for them
I marry off one of my daughters to the count of Tonga. They are so weak and so far away I get nothing out of it but prestige and a potential claim on the throne.
The Balkans right now
Man it sucks to be Serbia
Australia gives up more and more of her secrets, the slut
hahaha this is awesome, I sure do love having this happen every single time I don't marry off my heir immediately THANKS JOHAN
the beta dropped and youre here playing in nowhereland
I guess I must have missed the part where I started colonizing Australia.
These Tonga guys are real jerks, I don't know why I ever married them.
I don't know if there's even a Serbia left at this point
Oh wait, nevermind
Now that Serbia basically no longer exists, I need a new rival so I pick the biggest, meanest and most safely distant one.
Our colony in Australia grows
This is why I constantly have no prestige
Asia in 1555
A few years later England breaks out into civil war.
They still find time to send explorers to Cuba
hahahahahaha nogai
Serbia asks me to join their independence movement. I figure ok, why not.
It seems China is not very good at this "war" thing either
Oh no
The war is fierce and fought between dozens of states most who have no idea the others exists
It doesn't take long for some of them to drop out
The forces arrayed against Bulgaria are too many. They have no choice but to sue for peace.
I didn't really gain anything from of that war, but it looks like the burghers did.Also I start annexing another island.
Is it fun to colonize as a literal who?should eu5 even alow that
it must
>is it fun to colonizenoif you cant make colonial nations youre stuck with wrong culture land that has no tax base because it has no market access and will never be worth investing in but you spend 10 duckerinos a month for years to paint
Steam sale later. I am thinking about picking up some Victoria 3 and Crusader Kings 3 DLC.What about you?
pirate all the way
>vic 3 dlc be prepared to shell out for 1 dlc for 1 single campaigngame is a dead shell
what happened to that cuck who kept saying vic3 was now a good game
he lost the game
I just lost the game
hasbros... its over...
>>2497738the day it is not allowed is the day I stop playing euv foreverAlso I have a new count
For some reason I gained a casus belli on my own fiefdom
fucking peasantswhen will they learn??????
not this day, evidently
Poland lost a war to a one-province microstate!Everyone point at them and laugh!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
For reference here is once again the "state" in question
sweet, sweet chocolate
For how he was described you would think he was more than locally known
The persecution of the Maori people is ended. It is time that we accept their barbaric backwards culture.
Guns, germs and steel are not everything.
you didnt accept them though you just like them now
He also doubled trade revenue, but you didn't think about that at all, huh??? Huh???????
I accidentally married my stepmom
Venice keeps getting bullied
Egypt starts another war against the Muslim world
At least no one will be able to hurt Venice anymore
The next year Bulgaria starts a war to seize the throne of Byzantium ("Byzantium" in this case being about half of the Peloponnese)
The French really can't stand Europe being at peace for more than three seconds, huh
WHAT are they lacking????????????
ok but who asked?
bodied that campaign spammer
kanaka maoli tapu peasants in hilo caught lacking
fr?
pl!
woah... you destroyed that guy...don't know how hawaiifag is going to recover from that...
what's the point of the woman in the upper left corner if you're playing as the crown itself?
so is 1.4 good?
3.03 is better
what about 3.04
3.04 in addition to fixes and good changes has gay additions like... uhhhhh, i don't rembember, it's been 10 years
is orph.link/random finally dead?
noooooit's over
they are now pretending to be greatly devastated over a literal memegame2 dead meme meme roll being unavailable
that's a vic2 roll website doe
that was a good run
nigga running at 11pm
sometimes a night run is what's for dinner
>>2497701ck3s look like shit tooand v3s as well
till GmbH is basicly just a Ltd. version of a german business entity or LLC in the land of sÖydom
*TIL
All of the Paradox games are being review bombed. Might be time to look for some new grand strategy games.
should I buy 100aud$ of vic3 dlcs? Or should I just buy a different strategy game?
have you tried acquiring things for free
too lazy to install utorrent on my new computer and csrin gave me a Trojan once
>utorrentretard>trojannever happened2me
are you unaware that the review-bombing is the work of turksit's not a recent release that is triggering the negative reviews, but butthurt backlash
i prefer to call it divine punishment
nothing divine about itbuti do like to see paradox suffer after succeeding with their shitty dlc policy for this long
Turks are based
>>2497596was
Alright /gsg/ I need your counsel. I've started a game as Georgia for some cheevos and so far things are going decently well. I'm allied to Lithuania (Poland took the local noble) and have Bulgaria as a vassal through a nocb against OPM Byzantium. I think for the moment I'm in no danger of being declared on. Right now the Turks are attacking Albania, Castile (DoF), Venice and Florence. I could ally Albania and get called in to be able to join in on the fight and potentially snipe Trebizond, however the Ottomans are miltech 6 while Venice is tech 5 and the rest are tech 4. This seems like a massive quality difference to me (t5 btw) and I'm not sure that even with this overwhelming numbers we can pull this off (on top of this I'm unsure if Castile will even move troops over. The main benefit is that hopefully most of thier army will be on the other side of their empire and I wouldn't have to fight any of their allies. Alternatively, Hungary just fought Venice and released Achaea and Crete. I could bide my time, scale and try to find stronger allies to jump the Otters on my own terms, while using nocb against Achaea and/or Crete in the meantime. What do you think anons?>picrel : war participation
>army quality
>diplo and political map of Balkans
you could pull off joining that war if you had 100% prestige and a golden era and 100 power projection for +30% morale of armies, but as it stands it'd be very difficultwhy don't you have those things? do you even have access to cossacks?
I could eke out an extra 15% morale of armies from the advisor and the Clergy privilege and 5% disc from the Orthodox Icon. Tech 6 would still be like 4 years away thoughbeit. I have the Cossacks unlocked you can see in the sidebar btw>Why don't you have those thingsBad rng, playing on very hard, me being shit at the game and blazed out of my mind. One of these things no doubt.
youre playing on hard arent you. 54k ottomans?tough call because thats a weak venice, they lose on sea and castille might be too retarded to helpi'd say shoot your shot, you dont have much of a run to lose anyway (i mean really you missed out on trebizond and circassia both, what did you even do)
why are you playing on very hard if you're shit at the game? all that difficulty does is give the ai ridiculous bonuses
389Fair enough I think I'll wait a year or so for the fighting to be more intense in the west and I'll attempt to snipe something through a separate peace. >What did you even doTbh I was way too focused on preventing the disaster and conserving mana. I only took the one steppe province from Circassia as I had planned to farm them for PP before they got gibbed by Gazikumukh. Regarding Trebizond Otters declared while I was in the middle of fighting Shirvan for a Show Strength and I was literally 6 months away from making them a vassal too so I declined the cta. I had to disinherit 2 shit heirs as well which explains why Prestige is so low.391Was more tongue in cheek than anything else anon
ah you got greedy for mana. im a blobber i never use that cb
Alright bros I gave it a think and I have some semblance of a plan. I've taken the icon of Christ Pantocrater (-10 development & construction cost) and some loans to build some key buildings : a church in Kartli for some extra income, a church in Kakheti to for the devcost from the Clergy privilege, and a fort in our capital to benefit from the monument therein and to better defend it. I'm going to wait a year for these buildings to finish; afterwards I'll use a good chunk of our non-military mana to develop Kakheti to boost income and forcelimit. I've also fired my diplomatic advisor and hired Datua Diasamidze, an army reformer (10% morale). Now that I don't have to worry about the disaster I gave the privilege to the nobility for extra Military Power as well; we should be able to acquire the Arquebus in 2 years after the ahead of time penalty is gone. Once the buildings and development is completed I plan to raise a mercenary company/some extra men, beefing up our army up to 24k, and to change our icon to St. Michael for the discipline. With all this done I'll join the war. I've also enabled Scutage for our vassal Bulgaria so in the worst case where things are going very poorly I'll only need to defend Georgia proper until Albania peaces out to get out of the war unscathed.
Here goes nothing
Gazikumukh was called in as soon as we joined so we're heading there first
Their army might be invincible but they can't be everywhere at once, Pope called for a crusade and the Catholics are keeping them busy so it should be smooth sailing just sieging and chill
>Trebizond and Lakia have fallen>Ottoman AI bugged out in Greece for the last 6 months after a battle with VeniceGonna save and reload to wake them up but this should be in the bag. I guess I was stressing for nothing
Very cool Albania
>Venice peaced outOtters powered up and are at 60k men now. Depending on how this battle goes I might just peace out as well for Trebizond with our gains intact
Not looking great
>Peace dealEnded up playing it safe as if they sieged down Trebizond (fort was at 7%) I was screwed and their fleet was coming to blockade it. All things considered I'd say worth it, a bit unfortunate I couldn't grab Trebizond but with our contributions Ottomans weren't able to take Constantinople and we managed to take some land in the northern Caucuses nonetheless. Thanks for listening to my blog
tall georgia is never going to cut ityou need to kill the ottermans fast and prevent muscovy from getting too big, to call it a "winning" campaign in the redhawk sense
well this is awkward
Estrella de Trastámara is the prettiest iberian wedding character i've ever got
in my personal opinion it would be best to abandon that pu and just annex them the normal way but uhhh haven't played in like a year so yeah
game was even released a year ago you lying little muffin
The best way to win a campaign is to have fun during it.
i cringe everytime someone cites "having fun" as their entire philoshopy
>funi cannot imagine egypt being fun whatsoever now with their unique plagues. look at this
Looks like someone is trying to keep the Egyptians down.
just pirated EU5I'm getting rekt as the ottomansI've had multiple attempts so far and something always goes wrong, here's some examples>pope invades me with a coalition (wasn't even a real coalition war wtf) out of nowhere and forces me to convert to catholicism>orthodox revolt in literally all of my land except a few locations and declare independence afterwards>coalition'd for vassalizing some turk minors by 1000 european countries who refuse to peace until they've occupied everything for a few years
>pope invades me with a coalition (wasn't even a real coalition war wtf) out of nowhere and forces me to convert to catholicismkinobut how bullshit is it to be the receiving end?
simply how the cookie crumblesthey definitely fixed the ai aggression. I don't really feel the performance improvements though and battles feel a lot jankier without the hourly ticks.
>and battles feel a lot jankier without the hourly ticks.oh you're playing the current beta...>without the hourly ticks.man, fuck that game
beautiful
now you just need to convert to islam and its perfect
a fitting religion for the smelly brown iberians
this dj just keeps playing nothing but detroitpunk(niggers rapping about doing drugs in da hood) and im a retard who can only complain here
>I'm getting rekt as the ottomansthat's normal
george washington of the great artesian basin (my dream /gsg/_)
how do you lose wars in eu5 all you need is make sure you have good prestige gain then give them humniliate when they attack you and piss out for freethats how runs as cilicia become easy because oyu can speedblob anatolia then take your sweet time building up
the average elected age of pope is 62, so how can he f*ck yo wife without getting a heart attack
It's GroB PruBia time
tfw no gsgf to play league of legends with
>bot comments hour
u can say what u will about paradogs, u gotta admit doe, the papal bull cheevo is a funny joke
nursing healjobs
>>2498918For me, it’s Computer Gaming World
test
thoughts on the upcoming liqqy 2 aislop decompilation?
looks good, lot of people wanted a vic 2 remake anywaycan you imagine theres still no daugava river in vic3
what is this? a third vic2 remake?
sort ofbasically a lot of old games are getting decompiled with aisloppa recently, so you get effectively an open source version
Is Victoria 3 still shitt. bobo
victoria 3's fundamental design philosophy prevents it from being goodeu5 on the other hand has potential, just wait for 6 gorillion dlcs
victoria 3 and eu5 have the same core economic problem of goods being sold to skydaddy to create magic money unlike vic 2's closed system where money is finite and goods have to be bought to create profitthat being said eu5 is a decent mappainter, vic 3 can only be used to chill and watch a show with your gsgf (if i had one)
>>2498948>>2498950fuck paracucks
that's fake, johan doesn't wear a watch
27water am i looking at care to explaini'm a white man so i hate ai but maybe i'll bother to run it if there's something conceptually cool45that image and bobo are like 6 years old now ehheard its still shit
58c35
yes i'm aware but is there anybody trying to add new shit right now or noto me a straight decomp of v2 is just v2 but less stable and i already have like 10k hours clocked in
theres the reddit guy adding music to certain events
>>2498958
the point is that (you) can add new shit without being constrained by rigid game rulesfor instance base liqqy has an "assimilate" command, that can be used in events or decisions. the problem is that command cannot target individual pops or all pops of certain culture, only whole provinces. so when crimeamod wanted to assimilate all scandis into a new unified scandinavian culture it had to use a trick like migrating all scandis into a barely populated north greenland province, assimilating that province to a new culture then moving them back to their respective homelandswhen you have access to the sauce code you could just modify the assimilate command to be able to target individual pops and say create the ukrainian culture when ukraine gets released
without alex grandi there would be no new /gsg/
>>2498808you kill all the old mindfucked pedophiles so that someone young and uninitiated enough has to take up the role
cool it with the antisemitism
remember trans gsg
no i don'ti remember tragsg, t./gsg/ and /v2g/ doe
>>2498927i like the menubut the ocean and seas need to be one solid color, preferably a shade of blue that isn't the darkest nor the lightest of the ocean's gradient
that's just mish mash map mod (mmmm)also don't reply to me ever again
>the ocean and seas need to be one solid colorgood idea lets remove the rivers and mountains too yeah?
in fact lets make the whole world one uniform colorred sounds good
not sure if you're being sarcastic but i'll assume you aren't, and say that i don't want to remove rivers and mountainsactually i don't see any mountains in that 'map mode', it just looks like a political map
but seriously i never understood the necessity of ocean depth in these map gamesif there is no submarine warfare you don't fucking need it
there are mountains on that map
oh sorry my monitor was dirty, disregard
no there aren't, there are just province lines and river lines
but liqqy 2 has submarines...
okay but how deep and far did they godid they cross the atlantic and travel far distances to attack a country on the other side or noif they did, i would see reason to register ocean depth on the map so that the player would know "oh i need to build a sub that has lots of operation range"
bro i told you it's a map mod. you enable it if you like itand if you like some parts of it but not the others it gives you customization optionshttps://www.moddb.com/mods/mish-mash-map-mod
love that mod can you show what it looks like with hfm
ah yes, the cutting-edge memegame2 naval modding where two submarines belonging to opposing belligerents would occupy the exact same ocean tile and the exact same vector3 spatial coordinates but politely refuse to acknowledge each other's existence until the hidden detection modifier authorizes them to stop clipping through each other's hulls and assume combat formation
i don't see women, i see doctors, lawyers and engineers
i might have made that one i dont really remember anymore
we all miss based bobo
if trannies are real how come they wont play euv with me
also why isn't the /gsg/ thread on /vg/ anymore
the janny destroyed our temple and sent our tribe into exile
i don't even know what or who bobo/bobocrunch isis it like a /gsg/ brand of cereal
>>2499098Bobocrunch is the king of /gsg/
it's been 10+ years, give it a rest
>>2499123
what was so good about march of napoopani reckon that game had a time range shorter than even memegame2, which sounds unfulfilling and boring*snore*
1) time frame is not important that's like saying iskander macedonskyi was not a great man because he died early2) you're replying to the gibberishposter
>>2499359
his english wikipedia page is 13266 words long even though he died at the age of 32 and gaius iulius caesar looked up to himhis legacy shaped the world for centuries. idk how you've never heard of him
but on the other hand, you can't compare countries to people,but if you do, then i don't want to hear about the man that lived fast and died young, i want to hear about the man that lived fast and survived into his old age to tell his grand kids about it, who transformed from little shit to gigachad to coughing old man with only an arm and 3 fingers
that's more or less the story of the turn of the 19th century france, which mote represents
except it's not, because 19th century france spans less than a hundred years max, depending on what you want to cover? and clearly not the multi century of something like, uhh, eu4 or ck3
typical vieille garde grognard was 35 years old.people just matured faster back then
mote had a thousand provinces,.. it had three flank combat,.. it had old school gsg mechanics before some goober from this website convinced johan to embrace simulationismabove all else it was the ultimate beat 'em up, PvP /gsg/ game. it was... le soul
>tall Georgia>implying
so what you're saying is you barely developed ur land but at the same time you barely conquered new provincesmore like noob georgia
tallest mountain of georgia is 5,2km tall so that's pretty tall
blud's whole treasury went into an entire chain of fully maintained mountain forts
but gruzya gets huge discounts to fort maintenance, just like the livonian order
Well rudanon for starters the land I'm conquering is relatively high dev compared to mine. On top of that these 'barely any new provinces' are time-limited in the sense that if I don't spend the resources and time now to acquire them they will be gobbled up by Ottomans or Mamluks. I have tech advantage against both Great Horde and QQ but I have the luxury of declaring on them at any time. Finally, pdx.tools tells me that I've done 36 dev clicks since game-start, which is the 4th highest amount among any other nation in the game currently all while staying relatively on time for important techs. You just don't have the vision bro
ok but what happened to mali?
>trade 1.79try transferring from persiums to krim
446Not much to tell desu I ended up acquiring most of South America, got my cheevo and got out447Clutch thanks for the reminder
>Naval GAINS
dont make me queue up a georgia game to show you how a real man plays
do a georgia into persia game before i play it
Go for it anon I enjoy seeing other timerlines.>Georgia into PersiaHave hard about this before apparently it's fun/OP, I might try it after this colonial Georgia run
>colonial georgiaoh no he's doing the meme
>Go for it anon I enjoy seeing other timerlines.But if you're doing it to one-up me make sure it's on very hard :^)>Have hardHave heard*
>very hardmeme difficultythe natural georgia path is doing georgia -> (armenia) -> byz, persia is for the qoyunlu's
yes, that's the path intended by johan, or whatever intern was handling that mission treeHOWEVER, georgia into persia works surprisingly well and is better than forming it as the turkomans, both in terms of bonuses and flavorit makes no sense to form iran (aryan) and crown yourself as the aryamehr if you're brown (turk). ony a true caucasian is worthy of the title
aryamehr (light of the aryans) i forgot to add the parentheses
bonuci*
bonussy
>>2499468Long ago, before half of this thread was born, I did Ardalan into Persia into Mughals, and my empire stretched from Jerusalem to Japan
ardalan is cute but afaik they dont get any permanent buffs only early access to the shia orders persia will get anyway
wtf i didn't know we had qajar dynasty members posting amongst us
bro is advanced in brownology™
ardalan does get +10% shock damage dealt from their religious sect
this meme difficulty is such a memeheres the intial wars but after this we're pretty boxed inits either shirvan ajam with 50kor QQ with 45kottomans only have AQ but amount to 66kugh
>QQgod i hate germans
>18:23Is he dead? Otters declaring at the most annoying timing so I'm going to have to vassalize Cyprus instead of annexing them as I had planned: vgh
Forgot to mention but the reason why is a lack of colonial range, I'm coring Crete but I don't think the cta will stay valid until February
why'd you put the herb in your name?
My bad was in another thread and forgot to remove
I am playing Venice while automating trade and tariffs
that's like playing turkey while automating genocide
>Joined the war
cosmetic litvin alliance
i would never ever secretly sage a /gsg/ thread let alone announce it to the world that i am indeed saging a /gsg/ thread openly.
the previous thread spent half of its lifetime over bump limit, sage does literally nothing here
gsg and 4chan in general lost its soul in 2014
>Is he dead?yeahi vassalized gazi to get the defensive war vs shirvan then after beating their armies i attacked theodoro to get trebizond faster which got me a defensive war vs Krim but after beating them + candar's army i got attacked by QQ with their 5 shock general, so i peaced out both for just broken alliances so i can get them back aftermanaged to win this war with every merc i could find + defensive fortsgenoa was looking to attack too but went for crimea instead because i hired mercsmuscovy is friendly so i can FINALLY ally them now
Gratz for not pussying out and playing despite setbacks anon
this is getting out of hand, now there's two of them
im gonna continue my run tomorrow or something you still wanna see me form persia yeah
sure, but now i kinda regret divulging my super secret idea of forming persiums
>join a bohemian imperial war to purge heresy from brandenburg>they don't enforce religion on brandenburg-____-see this is what i really like about liqqy. you start a war with a certain cb and you get a prestige and militancy hit if you don't use that cb in the peace deal
this is cute right
no it's gross (and i do not mean groß)
Got the last Gazikumukh province at the very least. Definitely not worth it desu
2 dollars on that 2nd georgia guy losing the campaign despite his trash talk
>sigismund vasa struggled his whole life to convert his home country sweden back to catholicism and never succeeded>in eu4 you can just click a button and a pu country changes to your religion at the paltry cost of 50% liberty desire...
We have the deeptech
ugh40 why is the black sheep so big?
>>2499634>in eu4 you can just click a button and a pu country changes to your religion at the paltry cost of 50% liberty desire...It changes the state religion but not the religion of any of the provinces, and that can lead to great conflict if the state is unable to rapidly convert its provinces
bohemia stop dragging me into stupid wars -____-44yeah same thing would happen with the ruler changing a cunt's religion irl, BUT there would also be pushback from the nobility and clergy. here there are none
MASSIVE naval victory in the Gulf of Satalia by the Georgio-Mamluk fleet
shame you didn't capture any schiffs
ugh
woah, a league war this earlyi didn't even have a chance to join the catholic side
Immediately after that I lost 6 galleys because I was tunnel visioning on a battle. On the bright side the advance into Mamluks has been completely stalled and we now have enough quality to win battles on land. Ideally we assault the fort in Erzurum next
>>2497161So superior I haven't touched it since it came out
>WOOOO YEAH BABY
>woah, a league war this early>look inside>1579i literally join the religious league war the most and the average trigger for the league war is between the earliest possible year 1550 - 1570>https://arch.b4k.dev/vst/search/text/league/filename/screenshot/filter/text/end/2025-11-01/
Brutal war, recovery will be painful but necessary
Ottomans had 16% army professionalism that they burned btw
for a player not that bad but for ai ottomans its cooked, you need big bad muscovy and gank them
Ungarn offered an alliance during the war so when the truce is up I can declare with both Mammys and the Huns to really punish them
ai mamluks is what i meant
>woah, a league war this early>look inside>1579but the 30 years war started in 1618???????1579 is 39 years too early
>war of the protestant league>almost no protestant (north) german OPMs join the war
yeah its called war of the protestant league not war of the north german opm league
Wow, we have expanded in all directions! We are truly the dominant power of the region!
Oh... I guess we are to be finding a lot of shade.
Sparta fought a 10 year league war to control a province with a population of 40 people.Rome fought a 3 year war against Epirus to conquer 200 people.Might be best to stay in our lane.
remind me why imperator rome is still shiti know that there was at least one good reason why, i just don't remember what it was
Couldn't sleep so I dabbed on QQ
>>2499805Everyone plays the same except for majors.
>>2499706dude your ottoman empire looks weird
>>2499821i'm pretty sure that wasn't the reason i was trying to remember
>>2499805>remind me why imperator rome is still shit>i know that there was at least one good reason why, i just don't remember what it wasLittle bit too much character management. Would've been better if it were slightly more abstracted.And shuffling around all the governors gets annoying when you have too many regions in your empire.
https://youtu.be/SEIPd_SupTA?si=Jcb4ZwP8ZEq-zhNseu5 is still in beta until every nonplayer nation is headed by ai
the height of indian technology is wiring random shit to the free tier of chatgptreally reminds me of the ugandan space program and whatnot
why would he direct something to a people that don't exist?
keketernal albion btfo by God, King, Fuero
gotta love how in vic3 the tolls are just a meme because trade would rather ship around africa, only place you make mega bank is if you control indonesia and tax all chinese trade
probably yeah, because no way they can topple me with 7 regiments per naval invasion
>About to declare on Tunis to get closer to the mouth of the Mediterranean for ebin colonial gameplay>Ottomans declares on Mamluks one (1) DAY before I declare on TunisShould have ganked them with Hungary and Mamluks instead of getting greedy, fml
why is the black sheep so big? shouldn't you be blobbing into it?
See 814, they blobbed during the early game pretty hard and I was too busy with the Turks and neighbouring states to deal with them. Truce ends in about 10 years so I'll go in again when it's up
when die you declare for crimes to then get rid of the polish threat?
The situation is looking bleak and the retarded AI is going to give me an aneurysm. Right now it is the last of my priorities. If by some miracle we achieve positive warscore in this war I can either separate peace for some of Crimes or the Mamluks will give me their land ideally.
Finally a spat of good news after a pretty disastrous start to the war. We've matched the Otters on tech now and the fort in Krim is kill. I'm also using my scutaged vassals to do a bit of trolling in the Balkans
shoulda declined the cta and declared your own with hun gary
and lost precious diplo rep???
israel doesnt have any and its doing just fine
In the end I scraped together enough warscore to whitepeace them on high enthusiasm. I swear I will destroy the Mamluks for their incompetence before this run is over. They didn't even attempt to resiege their land even when the entire Otter army was in the Pontic Steppe or the Caucasia.
their negative diplo rep is increasing the liberty desire of their subjects
why does this guy never have positive income nor positive prestige?
Cursed with poor heirs and we're almost 3k in debt anon, take a guess
just sell some crownland bro
I'm tilted af I'm ngl, immediately saved and quit once that war was over>Sell some crownland broI've been doing it every 5 years while trying to stay at minimum 10 to not nuke autonomy. I think the play is a tactical bankruptcy and then ganking the Turks as soon as it runs its course
Look at this garbage, the only saving grace is the traits of our rulers have been pretty good all things considered. Current heir is a 1/0/3 and the previous one was a 2/2/1 btw
qq is stealing shirvan from under our nose, ughcould gank the golden horde with the russians, should we do this?
yes and blob into sarai
dude what if we take cuntry and make it gross
ack
I think you really need Imperator Rome pops to have your primary culture. It seems like non-accepted pops lose 30% efficiency and don't join the army.
>didn't get sarai for the mission AND got wardecced by the ottermanslol
>losing out on completing these two missions back to back
TWENTY whole infantry oh geez
i get the mission in 5 years chile, had to peace out for just mil access and 50 bucks
argentina
first idea group?court? espionage? maybe quantity?
whatevr peacdeal because the muscovites ran way to chase ghosts
fallout from the mamluks qq warottomans are deep in debt, this looks tempting but risky
god look at these generals
sweet
looks like i have to buy another mouse
legalize raping georgians
my mouse double clicked the other day but i just kept using it till it magically healed itself, before you throw it, maybe it's just windows fucking it up.
mine did that too, but now it's been niggering on me for three days straightnot just double-clicking but also the left button just just doesn't register for like 4 clicks straight
but the good news is that at least i know not to get another m170, but to stick with the dash liteboth are around the same price, both start being faggots around past the 1-year mark, but one is a silent clicker and has the sleep function
exactly my case too, i highly suspect it's windows doing now, well i mean not directly but some random program might interfere with the .dll that that random software and the modern trannyfied multiple layered input pipeline are sharingalso pricey mouse is a meme, i just buy whatever the cheapest honeycomb chinaware i could find and dominate the lobby with it
tip if you're having mouse trouble. turn it off and shake it like sharon and her sheikweight. percussive maintenace actually works here
>>2500213Revert to Islam or face jahannam
Is EU5 good yet?Does it have a fantasy mod yet?
>believe everything what
yesnoplay euv with me cutie
I'm a man, I am not "cute".
>>2500258revert means to go back tohowever, i don't have any camelfucker ancestors so islam isn't something i would be reverting to if i were low iq enough to submit to it
>I’m a mannot for long
hey guysr8 my art
actually baffling how the georgians weren't systematically genocided after stalin died how'd that happen
isn't georgia like the macedonia of russiaif one great leader like stalin dies, then russians would welcome more great leaders to come out of there
yea i've decided i'll try vic3 again for the first time in 1-2 yearsjust need to get the free space in my drive above 1gb first
>>2500088i wish i was here last night to suggest innovative ideasbut why do you have so many diplo points? did you not dev your capital which produces very expensive dyes to spawn the institution, get a shitload of money and improve your crownland (to sell titles and get even more money)?? why is your pp so small??? why don't you have subjects???? a trabzon march would be incredibly helpful against the ottomans, so would a vassal cherkasia for additional force limit and additional troopsdo i really have to play georgiums myself to show you how it's done?nice digits btw
Finished my 3-week Imperator game last night, played all the way to 300 AD.>AI Rome has 1 million troops and 2000 ships>to stop their expansion, I intervened in all their wars>so, I was constantly at war with Rome because intervention overrode truces>most wars ended in white peace and cost 2 million casualtiesI finally decided to rage quit after the game crashed and the auto-save got corrupted, which would have forced me to go back 20 years.Genuinely far more enjoyment from what I have gotten from CK3.
1 million troops huh sounds like pure agonythat being said i would like a game that goes from like 100 ad to 900
>>2500472>1 million troops huh sounds like pure agonyYes, especially since every battle takes 8 months and only gives you like 2 warscore, while stack wiping 10K will give you 3 warscore.It truly is a ww1 experience.>that being said i would like a game that goes from like 100 ad to 900No game has balls to depic 7th century, because they are afraid jihadists will car bomb the devs.Which is an extremely stupid reason to avoid an entire century of history. If it is a real concern, there are alternatives; they renamed Muhammad and Islam.
i fully believe rise of islam as well as islamic cunts in general could be very fun in gsgyou just need pop history to shift its direction a bit so the average minekid can learn enough about the countries with youtube vids so that the same stuff as with imperator where nobody knows anybody outside of rome doesn't happenand also for muslims to stop beheading people who put them in shitty games, and for westerners to evaluate islamic civilization properly instead of writing it off as oogabooga niggers/wakanda
pisslam is in fact a retarded oogabooga gorilla nigger warmongering ideology centered around submitting oneself to its precious zutt rape victim dead prophet and pisslamic uncivilization has been nothing but 14 straight centuries of oogabooga warmongering because that's what their literal huge faggot prophet told them to do before he got poisoned by a random jewess servant lmao
414keki didnt get any diplo tech and didnt buy down war exhaustion, just sat on 20 and killed the rebelsi developed tblisi, kartly and imereti in dip (but only dip so theyre up to 7 production dev)dulkadir, eretna, candar, gazikumukh and theodoro are my vassals though i might have gone just a bit too far on AE
oh yeah i went court ideas btw, theyre so cute
v3 looks like it was made for 6 year-olds
>>2500485game with 476 AD start would be kino
crusader kings 3: the fallen eagle (mod)
>>2500534I can't stand game anymore, even with modsIt is too rotten
>>2500546>>2500546>>2500546
game ... bad
>>2500500i forgot to say this but jai hind we will enslave all paki women and sacrifice their men to vishnu
when will poland PAY for occupying rightful GERMAN LAND¡!!!!!!!!
>rape foreign womenThat's sort incel fantasy; in reality, rape war time rape didn't exist before the Rape of NankingHistorically, when army conquered a city, women weren't raped; they simply submitted to the conqueror for better treatment
did you know african and arab women do the same with whites? fetisization and exoticism seems universal desu
*waggles your willy without your consent*
don't click it's black and white strobe lights blinking really fast you'll get an epileptic shock
i don't have to click, hovering my cursor over it does the trick
yes but think of the epileptic greeks
it's spelled epiriotic
no it isnt
greeks being upset over the osman empire is like lithuanians being upset over poland-lithuania
chudites being upset over the ottoman empire is like being upset over grossgermaniums
but chuds lived in russia
Is there any particular reason why PDX hates garrisons?Like garrisons all their games are magic auto-filling units.Historically, armies shrank because they had to leave troops behind, and actually assigning too few could backfire. Like Napoleon only left 5K to guard Minks where most of his food was, so 30K Russians took it with ease.I guess a forumite would argue that it would be too tedius, but I beg to differ
Imperator represents it in a limited extent (each level of fort in a territory reduces its manpower contribution by 5%)which is better than most of their games do
youre saying pdx games but its just eu4 and 5
yeahwell and CK2and also CK3and Vicky 2 tooand Hearts of Iron 4
>>2500959well not that either Vic or HoI have "garrisons" as real numbers, but neither makes fortifications so much as a single person to maintain
hoi4 doesnt have garrisons, theyre (military) policevic 3 doesnt have garrisons stat>but why do provinces stay occupiedsame reason as in eu4, vic 2, etc, disney magicyou likely think liqqy forts have little archers and you need to siege them down like in eu4 yeah?
noinstead they are big unmanned empty buildings that are so scary that they make your troops take longer to occupy the land because it's too scary to approach
spooky
almost 20 posts since the last 24 hour period/gsg/ is on the mend
ah yes, the unparalleled realism of memegame2 where you don’t need garrisons, supply depots or administrative effort to occupy something. just park 3,000 infantries in the middle of a province, and suddenly the entire region, villages and all, stops functioning. factories shut down, trade ceases, millions of civilians freeze in place. there are no partisans, no collaborators, no divided loyalties. the game doesn't simulate the messy grind of suppression, rebellion or the cost of keeping order. just instant, total compliance, as if your troops successfully planted a magical AoE mind control field that blankets thousands of square kilometers, compelling millions of terrified peasants to freeze in place, forget how to resist and quietly starve. the field apparently disrupts agriculture, trade and human willpower simultaneously, ensuring that not a single factory worker, farmer or bandit can move a muscle, it doesn't matter that there are mountains, forests or half a dozen hostile militias still roaming the land. once a regiment activates its psychic emitter, the entire province politely enters a coma until it's liberated or peace is signed.
hey mountains do matterso long as they are named the Himalayas. maybe also the Alps? it's been a while since I've played there, I don't know which mods make the Alps impassible and which ones don'tstill ridiculous that it acts as a hard pass though. Tibetans and Nepalis armed with sticks and stones, living in that region for millennia, are just as unable to fight through Himalayan passes as British men in tanks dragging artillery everywhere
>>2500949That's such weird decision; it essentially motivates player to build mega forts in cities that have low populationSeems like the no-brainer would be to just make every fort cost a fixed amount global manpower>>2500955it is in in ck3 and imperator too
>>2501007>it essentially motivates player to build mega forts in cities that have low populationthis is somewhat balanced out by the fact that the major factor in determining building limit is population. not the only factor but by far the most prominentnamely 1 slot for every 10 pops. of course that doesn't correspond to manpower either because different pop classes contribute different amounts of manpower, butlike, the problem is still somewhat present, but to fully capitalise on it you would need to do a LOT of extra investment into a location that is otherwise going to be worthless
>determining building limit is populationThat is true tooSpeaking fortress, another thing they get wrogn is linearity. In Johan's mind bigger fortres = better, it has more garrison, and siege lasts longer.But in truth, bigger did not equal better, because garrison density mattered a lot.Like Latin Empire did not have numbers effectively garrison the walls of Constantinople because they were so wide
but eu4 fortresses scale only in garrison and fort level. we don't know whether they scale in sizethe ridiculous part is that the garrisons are magically spawned and reinforced, also that they can be made into supersoldiers with +100% infantry combat ability quite easily
>we don't know whether they scale in sizeGarrison size most certain implies it does.>spawned and reinforcedExactly, would it be so bad if one of your infantry regiments automatically stayed behind to garrison it?
the post i replied to mentioned density of garrison, and that's what i was referring to after all we all know that density is mass times volume, so the increase of mass could either mean the increase of density (if volume was left constant) or volume (if density was left constant). eu4 doesn't specify which. possibly it's both in an adiabatic increase>would it be so bad if one of your infantry regiments automatically stayed behindconsidering the 20th century stay behind operations like op. gladio then yes, i'd say it's bad
density is mass divided by volume though?
uhhh yes you're right god i have to stop rewriting my post mid-sentence i always end up bungling something upmuch better to go with the original idea to the end
thats actually one of the things i like about eu5. severe winter in himialays or other mountainous areas makes them impassible and traps armies present in attrition. >garrison supersoldiergarrison army damage, my beloved
eu5 used to have uncapped attrition as well, but johan got salty in an mp session and capped it to 5%later they tried to alleviate that via modifiers that raise the cap, but it's still nothing like early eu4btw remember when eu4 had a basic supply and demand system for trade goods? i member
I want to restore Germany to an empire.Shouldn't we bring the emperor back now?
niggers
wtf you can't say that!
>garrison densitywould be something like _combat width_ i supposealso, you couldn't have chosen a worse example because latin empire didn't really have issues with numbers, because constantinople was so goated that you can just leave it to a dozen of bearded greek dudes with an icon of the perpetual virgin and expect it to be nigh impregnable. and they did in fact do something like this not knowing the byzies found a super secret backdoor into the city, at night no lessnow, just like the combat width, our new Fort Width™ will take the possible engagement length into account. take for example constantinople, while it has a lengthy wall, you don't normally storm their sea walls unless 1. you can contest them navally 2. you wanna die so badly because it's way harder to embark+disembark so many men to storm such a miserable landing areameanwhile, to defend a city like rome, given that the invader brought a huge force, you would need to cover the full circumference of the entire cityanyway, later eu4's era advancements in fort design is basicly just making them narrower and narrower (spiky like a star) so you could cover an otherwise full length 1600s european city with massively fewer men than what it would take in the previous centuries
>just making them narrower and narrower (spiky like a star) so you could cover an otherwise full length 1600s european city with massively fewer men than what it would take in the previous centuriesuhm that makes no sense assuming the same area within the wallsreminds me of sloped tank armor not actually saving weight
wait you're right i'm retarded trace italienne forts do actually require more garrison, in fact it's the entire idea of that design, you build more platforms for garrison to stand on while covering the same length of the city. but now how would you determine the engagement area since you don't normally assault it directly?btw another example would be medieval paris, it's basicly just an island so you don't engage it orthodoxly either and this renders the guy that was talking about scaling in size incoherent
yeah you engage it catholically
no such thing garrison density, armies with fewer men used to just attack a section of the wall and leave the rest unattended, same goes with the defenders behind the wall. they didn't just comically spread out in order to flank each other like it's ww1.
*builds a wall around your right flank*
im sure they would at least leave like 5 or 10 dudes per flank if nothing else to warn the other or surveil area for reinforcements
https://eu4.paradoxwikis.com/List_of_decision_lists#Old_missions_decisions
>>2501086>the byzies found a super secret backdoor into the city, at night no lessYou sent me down a rabbit hole; the whole thing is a mess...So, Wikipedia says "to make their way to the city through a secret passage." and cites Donald Nicols.Who then cites Deno Geanakoplos for the secret passage. But Geanakoplos reviews different primary sources and concludes he has no idea whether a secret passage existed (pic related).The primary source Akropolites says the Nicenes entered the city through a crack in the walls, while another primary chronicle, Pachymeres, says 400 Greeks inside the walls killed the sleeping guards and opened the gates for 800 Nicenes. Only Gregoras mentions a secret passage.Either way, all sources agree that a contributing factor was the poor condition of the walls.
so what you're saying is that it's the fault of the masonry?
I mean, the walls were designed to manned by 15K troops.Latin Empire had fewer than 3K in its last years.In 1260, it had sustained damage from a siege, and it did not have enough garrison to repair the wall.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAHupcS72Zo11 minutes of esl talking about liqqy
did you know that robert spencer wrote a book about the byzantine empire? it's written in everyday english too making it easier to read
okay, but who asked?
that reads like something that came out of ck2 kek
*blübs*i puppeted ukraine after this too btw
>play someone's game set in fantasy world>they have no idea how rivers forkwhy the fuck is this so hard?Rivers have exactly three rules.1. they don't split2. they don't span from coast to coast3. lakes have multiple outlets but only one inlet
>rivers don't splithttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/River_deltaand don't u mean that lakes have multiple inlets but only one outlet?
that's more correct but it's still not truehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_bifurcation
that's cheating because it's two lakes that merged
which is obviously impossible in a fantasy world and reserved to real life onlyarguably point 2 is also incorrect. (terrestrial) rivers don't do that, but that's just because they're called straits instead
but straits are short and wide generally look at malacca, look at la manche
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/River_deltaException.>and don't u mean that lakes have multiple inlets but only one outlet?right, my bad
there are plenty of narrow straitsjust look at Scotland's firths, or the passages on the Pacific coasts of British Columbia and Washington>Exceptionthere are also just an entire class of systems called bifurcated rivers which do exactly that at a non-deltaic level
or the various passages between the Kattegat Balticnames completely slipped my mind somehow (it's because I'm not retarded enough to know Danish)
>exception>a major portion of humanity lives in deltas>they're very conducive to spawning centralized statesuh yeah a breathable atmosphere is an exception in the solar system which is why you should make your epic fantasy world inhospitable>bifurcated riversthose are a meme and the only way for them to be permanent is to be manmade or manreinforced, like that small river in serbia (nerodime)although it would be epic to create a world that just explains "anomalies" like these by making a split river leg a canal built by an ancient civilization
>>2501446>>a major portion of humanity lives in deltasdepends how you define them, you'd probably London is in a delta, even though Thames doesn't split
it's called a delta because it looks like Δhow is it going to look like Δ unless it splits
no i'm mostly thinking of nile delta and ganges delta, and while not exactly a delta, but still a mess of multiple rivers, the land between tigris and euphratestheir pop density used to be way higher than the rest of the world
Delta exist when sediment flows into oulet where the current is fast enough to push the sediment out.That means deltas can only exist in very limited places along mega rivers
yeah it's only a delta if it splits otherwise it's an estuary and gives you +10 local trade power
>using shittoria 2 terminology outside of talking about the game
jesse what the fuck are you talking about?
>liq2 hater so mindbroken he starts hallucinating
what if its not a split river but a completely new one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sqnxlzLakU
man the americas really have a bizarre geography don't they
for me it's how pretty much everything outside of europe is just a blob of land
>2501468always liked how the Missouri is the dominant river in that system but it's still called the Mississippi anyway because the French are dumbasses who just assumed the one to their right was bigger for some reason
probably because missouri, despite being long, has comparatively little water flow
if water flow is the determining factor shouldn't it be the Ohio?
the french didn't know that
you should've googled the meaning of the word mississippi before you look like a dumbass
>that much movementlow sens noob
i don't get this new school idea of having dpiback when i still played first person shooters and played them well i used low dpi and a big mousepad and could get the precision as well as quick 120+ degree turns
^ i'm too old for ts shit ahh post
if you engage in ironic niggerbabbleposting you run the risk of it turning unironickeep that in mind
>>2501598how do gibberish-babbling retards like this faggot make it into this sacred gsg general?
the less incredible ibex gets hit by a falling tree and dies, going extinct, and then gets cloned, and then dies again and goes extinct a second time
what did he mean by this?
question /gsg/ should I continue my georgia game or my ayuuthuya & chill campaign?
1. it's ayutthaya2. wtf are u asking us for dawg? you're a grown up make your own decision.
3. obviously i ended up picking something to do 3h later 4. /gsg/ is akin to a random number generator but for text. you've never flipped a coin to make a decision before?5. i also used this to guage interest in continuing to campaignpost as georgia otherwise i'll just play without doing that
business idea: finish a campaign for once
business idea: play a better game (eu5)
business idea: become a better man
business idea: become a woman
business idea: convert to protestantism
business idea: convert to polytheism
business idea: convert to homosexuality
but that's gay
okay well since you broke the chain I'd like to type out what I actually wanted to saythere is no such thing as converting to polytheism, at most you can reject monotheism and REVERT to polytheism Polytheism is just unabashed superstition polytheistc religion isn't about a way of life as much as it is about manipulating esoteric forces to supposedly help you in daily life. you leave money at the spirit shrine so the spirit does some shit, you leave out a cake for Jupiter so the harvest is better, you don't walk under a ladder because Mars will freak out or whatever you don't convert to polytheism, you just accept a much lower threshold for when you're willing to believe anything. Polytheists polemics against chrisitanity are never "Yeah that didn't happen, he didn't really walk on water" it's "Yeah well he got that shit from magicians in Egypt, nothing special here"
this is why protestants (rightfully) don't consider catholics monotheists
it's okay, Protestants aren't monotheists either
wow thanks for the enlightenmentnow do it in english you polish retard
just grok it
if you can't be arsed, i can't be arsedif you won't translate it, it means it wasn't important anyways
the real questionis USA even Christian?
where did the georgia poster go
when is the last time you:1. went to church2. read the bible3. prayed to god4. spent an entire week without thoughts on racethis greatly determines whether you are a christian or not
im catholic
as a true american patriot Iwent to an evangelical churchread the old testamentprayed to g-dthought nothing wrong of my black grandson
based black american
ugh tell me what to playi want to do eu5 again but its DEADif i dont come up with anything i have to play league of legends again
go try distant worlds 1 then
actually nevermind, if you are the kind of person that needs others to tell him what to play then you aren't capable of handling distant worlds 1
some day men will be able to control the byzantine empire in a grand strategy like manner from the comfort of their mobile phone
if you think nignogs are human you're not a christian shrimple as that
i wonder where it is you got your ass-backwards idea of what is christian and what isn't
the bible
in the new testament jesus validated the foreign woman her salvation through her faith, despite her being a non-jewthe disciples, along with paul/saul, worked to bring the gospel to all jews and gentiles alikeso by extension, "nignogs" are a part of the pool of candidates for being christiantherefore descriminating against christians is not christ-like
oh, and race is finalized as a jewish construct
i mean, race is a real thing, but it isn't a compass for animosity
foreign women aren't animals unlike nignogs so that has no relevance to the conversation
i have a mission to civilize
why play civ when you have perfectly good victoria 3
if they are animals, how come their seed and eggs are compatible with ours? curious...
it's really impressive how spiteful you all are by not quoting anyone in this thread and just sticking to your posting styletell me, why are you guys so hateful? ever thought that it might hurt someone's feeling to be deprived of a (you)?
you'd have to be some gay faggot to feel hurt by not getting any (you)s... just sayin'...
>cause of all kinds of genetic issues and deformities>compatible
not an argument, since this form of interracial reproduction pictured (a half black, half european) is still possible
it is an argument doejust because your favorite celeb exists doesn't mean there are no widespread issues with miscegenation. just look at how mentally ill most everyone in the americas is, desperately searching for belonging because they have no tribe they belong to naturally, unquestioningly. it leads them to the worst places like religious extremism or even worse turning ideology into a religion
im not hateful i love all my gsgs
you can't handle distant worlds 1
i can barely handle this world and you want me to handle distant worlds???
funny the replyfag should say we're hateful when all we've come to expect from replyfags in this general is blind hatred and malicethey come here, disregard our culture and keep replying maliciously and even gloating about it. is a polynesian hateful because he drinks the ashes of his ancestors to gain mana? no, it's his culture
it's not an argument, because by having the compatibility to reproduce with whites and other humans they have already distinguished themselves from animalsthat is the compatibility, the ability to reproduce with usthe "deformies and genetic issues" factor is irrelevant, not a disqualifierand actually, by trying to breed with actual animals, the "genetic issues and deformities" factor doesn't even come up, because there is no offspring coming out of thisyour "argument" is troll-tier and absolutely invalid
why? that's something you presupposed and that guy has no obligation to argument for or against your imagined boundary conditions for "animal vs man", which in of itself is a nebulous argument more religious or social than based on reproductionyou're confusing calling them animals with calling them a different specie, which also could be perfectly valid since linnaeus and his disciples despite all their rules still set up species haphazardly and there are plenty of animals that can crossbreed with different species and produce fertile offspringyou're basically trying to bait him into defending an indefensible position which is contrary to what he originally claimed. so you're either a malicious and arguing for the sake of winning an argument or plain stupid
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humsterhamsters are humans too
did you know "dumpster" was a trademarked name of the dempster brothers?
>which in of itself is a nebulous argument more religious or social than based on reproductionit's only nebulous if you rely on an obsolete school of thought>you're confusing calling them animals with calling them a different specie, which also could be perfectly valid since linnaeus and his disciples despite all their rules still set up species haphazardly and there are plenty of animals that can crossbreed with different species and produce fertile offspringso you individually are calling all humans animals, as is taught in modern education in public schoolswhereas the other poster was explicitly displaying that "foreign women" and "nignogs" are different in that one of them aren't animalsbecause i'm arguing with him, the linnaeus bit you brought up is your interference and is just you trying to move his goal posts for himbuzz off kid
>so you individually are calling all humans animals, as is taught in modern education in public schoolssee? you're doing the thing again, with trying to twist my words into something i have not saidit's like trying to assert saying "polar bear male and brown bear female can produce fertile offspring" means the same thing as "polar bear and brown bear are one and the same species" meanwhile foreigners (for instance asiatics) differ from n-words by the simple fact that they're capable of and in fact have built civilizations, which animals are incapable of. well, orcas come actually close but they can't build great works because they're underwater. tough luckanyways, i'm not trying to move goalposts for him, i'm just trying to correctly identify how you're inching goalposts in this conversation i inadvertently inserted myself into. just like i've inserted myself into your mother last night
i jumped straight to the end of your last line, good thing too, reading your entire post would be a waste of effort
and now we plainly see that you are in fact malicious and arguing for the sake of winning an argumentsee how easy this was?
>you are in fact malicious and arguing for the sake of winning an argumentalso that's some weird projection you did there
why'd you post that, 57?
because that poster is one of the /gsg/ trannies
>click the video>immediately be greeted with the worst pronunciation of banat i've ever heard>close the tabwhy the FUCK would you ever pronounce it b'nat? it's not ashkenazi primary culture
better question is why the FUCK would you watch a video with a thumbnail like that?
a female deer
65i was morbidly curious. you know like when you watch those liveleak (pbuh) gore videos66yeah, she doesn't. on the other hand HE says "paraguay and then banat (pronounced b'nat) at 0:18the pronunciation is so bad you probably didn't register it
yes
post maps or heck off
you get one rectangle ready for the apocalypse- take yur pick
here's a MAP
for me, it's **Coal**
>>2502946I did but now you have me wonderingdo we have any documentation to suggest the magnitude of dumpy the dumpy brothers were packing?
wtf georgiums is winning with such a small army
guess it's the power of high morale
well both that and defending in the mountainsI need to do a Georgia run at some point, this reminds me. just stack fort defence to the max to grief the uncaring AI to the maximum extent possible.Not joking when I say I have been legitimately, genuinely griefed by PDX AI before (in CK2 though) so it's just payback
we've lost 2 georgia posters already dont make us lose a third
what the hell is so great about georgia anywaystexas is much more interesting...
texas was neutral in the war of northern aggression, therefore they're traitors
my image did the retarded thing where it turns sideways
there is still one..
someone give that guy a cheeseburger
Anyone else find it really cool whenever some random foreigner appears in one's court in ck2? Especially when my court is on the other side of the world. I like the idea of some exile adventurer enduring untold hardships and ending up in my realm and offering me their services. If they have decent stats I like to employ them and then later potentially land them rather than yet another randomly generated courtier of my own culture. Occasionally I've even seen them convert the county I give them to their own culture, which I find really cool. A little enclave of exiles, merchants and travellers founding their own little towns.
in ck3, they come along with their own entourage, mostly their family
okay but who asked
wholesomechungus
i'm not a racist because hating 7 billion people is hard work
oh okaynot all evropeans thoughi don't live near any gypsies
you just haven't noticed them yet
im not racist because all pops can assimilate to my culture
i quit wow to play gsg
>protestants don't consider catholics monotheistsbitch your heretical utterances were already handled during the council of chalcedon 1500 years ago. you are a brainlet heretic, following a gross perversion of scripture and faith. you have the theological understanding of a pagan larper; you have never read the bible, and you will (god willing) NEVER be accepted into heaven. go pray to your lesbian pastor in your trans inclusive 'church' (read synagogue of satan) and don't you EVER speak on our faith again
you still have shit taste for having enjoyed wow
i knowi am a paradox paypiggy desu
dont know what people see in wow i used to play it on a friends account 15 years ago and it was just ok
*blobs*
>you have the theological understanding of a pagan larperso in other words, a catholic
>>2503615>im not racist because all pops can assimilate to my culturethis is honestly the only good part of EUVyou get to assimilate all the Ashkenazi jews in Paris to French Catholics
>im rubber youre glueabout the level of discourse ive come to expect from prodkikes
longinus prodded a kike
the jew that saves the world
>you have the theological understanding of a pagan larper; you have never read the bibleaccording to the catholic church i shouldn't, because I wouldn't be doing so with their official church doctrine in my other hand to get the "correct" "apostolic" interpretation There is no definition of idolatry that would include what Romans did with regards to images of Caesar yet exclude what Catholics do towards Mary and other saints. This is the one thing Protestants, Jews, and Muslims all find common ground on. >b-but the church or Rome is somehow super special and has unique powers of okaying idolatry Christians were specifically warned against idolatry (1 John 5:21) and the church of Rome was warned that it might be cut off (Romans 11:21), showing that it was neither impossible for churches to become idolatrous nor for the church of Rome to fall away.
idolatry =/ paganism this is just a word game at this point, no sect of christianity is strictly monotheistic in the most strict (muslim) sense of the word because of the trinity already, neither are modern day "jews". you're trying to judge everyone by an arbitrary muslim standard that muslims don't even hold to, as seen by their reverence for the qumran or mohammad (or ali)veneration of saints is only idolatry in the muslim intellectual fartsniffing way, if God didn't want the church to construct alters to saints there wouldn't be books in the bible dedicated to their accomplishments and miracles.
look chud, if you admire and look up to anyone but mohammad you're literally making a golden calf
thissaints and prophets are demonstrated time and time and time again, both in the bible and in everyday life (see: padre pio for a recent example) to have higher levels of agency than transcend moral standards. Why wouldn't you pray to them for aid? The answr is that their powers are of the spirit, and protestants are reprobates so vile they are incapable of receiving the spirit.
reject multi kulti christianity and retvrn to your ancestral polytheistic traditions my dudes. simple as that.
but that's a religion of the aryan invaders which were "multi kulti" as well. it's not the true religion of my ancestors*returns to longhouse mommy worship*
>foreign religion from levant -_->foreign religion from central asiaÖ
if you're actually an American Indian then you're most likely either adopted from some African or European family or a descendant of Lamanites meaning your ancestral religion is indeed monotheistic
>>foreign religion from central asiawhich one r u referring to
i just think catechism is a cute word
the one that came with the proto indo europeans yet people for some reason assume was native to europe simply because there are no written sources from back then
can't write catechism without cat
> simply because there are no written sources from back thenfrom this alone, you can't prove the contrary
>proto indo european>not europeanu ok bro?
yes, central asians are not native to europe
azeris are caucasian therefore white
speaking of which what happened to the guy that posted the azeri fox?
azeris are persians larping as turks
Western poles are germans larping as slavs
western poles are eastern poles doe
the poles are shifting...
Poles living in the "recovered territories" are a mixture of Poles deported from Kresy, but also a lot of Ruthenians, Lemkos and Boykos, deported from the south of Poland: as 29's map shows, along the Beskids (Łemkowszczyzna) down to Bieszczady (Bojkowszczyzna). This is about 15-20% of total deportations. Must have been whiplash for these peasants to be forced from legitimately mediaeval lifestyles into industrialised Germanised cities. But it pisses me off that these regions are now just full of boring old Polish villages that happen to have beautiful old cerkwie in the middle of them.
pommerania and prusy had about 0 industry beside ships fish and wood, silesia had actual poles and slav silesiansthe real whiplash is having trains and family farmland as opposed to slaving away for a big landlord
>pagan larperhttps://youtu.be/58TWLbO1I-s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xigNTeoUJk
>Those three all-powerful, all-ignorant men … sitting there carving continents with only a child to lead them.
t. butthurt von der leyen simp
>childwhat did 70 mean by this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU7gCt-7kKk
why is my HPM campaign having an artillery shortage when it's only the 1840s?
play memegame, get memed on
early game is the only time there are shortages in the game
at least your pops are still meeting their daily cement intake
finally a day with no rain
so what happened to pole5fagwhy did he stop campaignpostingdid he get sent to jewkraine
Which gsg should i spend my day playing? My options are Stellaris and Vic3
definitely shitlaris, it is the better game
was my post deleted? i only said, my ukrainian girlfriends loves, when i beat up poland in gsg
>me when playing hellas in liqquy
>thousands of homeless, shirtless memegame2 soldier pops when you give them black power-less 20 flintlock muskets and a can of tuna
incredible how that really happened in real lifeeven now there are 10 million albanians out there who think they're greek
they are very happy with this mindset, moreso after marco rubio paid them a visithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UL_31WyjVkk
marco rubio eh more like mario rubicle
marcus rubius will reconquer cuba, finally end communism and save western civilization
filipino gaming
who would win 2026 Africa or one 1836 Ebins Prubens Reichums?
epic missionwhat does tiwi produce?
Fish unfortunately
Here's what SEA looks like btw
it looks nice and blue
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/u_gZJJiiCyo
>shortsshan't be clicking
>api-apimade up tagif youre gonig for the achievement (youre slow) do yourself a favor and rush maritime (or naval if you have to) ideas and swap to admiralty regime for the ccr
apu apu
man... Miss my Brunei Campaign ngl. How my galleys whacked everything and the First Blockade of China for money
Yeah they're a trading city I created. Regarding the achievement my plan was to build a hecking wholesome trade empire and powerbase/unite the Phillipines and make trade posts to India. Afterwards I was going to flip to Thassalocracy and drop Expansion for Admin before going sicko mode. >SlowI'm big chilling desu didn't want to sweat too hard
i thought bing chilling was just the name of the brand but thats what chinese people call icecreamcrazyyoure on eastern plutocracy yeah? trade cities are sort of a meme considering you cant subjugate them and you have to give them your landimo just flip to admiralty (25 ccr on coastal) and larp as your trade empire that way
trade cities are great if ur a thalassocracy because you can turn em into opm trade protectorates and each trade protectorate gives you +5% global trade power and +2% good producedso if you have 100 trade protectorates it's +500% global trade power and +200% goods produced
imagine how many sea cucumbers you could farm if you had +200% goods produced
>EcoI'll speed up my plans to transition to a Thassalocracy. Just to clarify do you know if you keep the trade republic/eastern plutocracy mechanics if you flip? >Trade cities are a memeMeh I get a decent chunk of extra manpower, land/naval forcelimit and income from the trade/goods produced bonuses. The main reason keeping me from conquering more at the moment is that I'm at the limit for govcap currently and I was doing a bit of developing(192/200). Once I get Courthouses and Regimental Camps established and upgrade rank to a kingdom I'll start being more aggressive. >76/80Yeah I saw an AAR where a guy tried to make as many as possible in the Med. He had insane amount of the bonuses iirc. Cucumbers soon
you do keep themtrade republic is a tier 1 reform and seacracy is tier 8
I'm retarded I was confusing 'Thassalocracy' with 'Admiralty Regime' (unique maritime T1 govtype)
>>2505471My first serious EU IV game was Brunei, like 12 years ago. I enjoyed building boats and swimming in trade money.>>2505449Philippine Tiger is fun
did austronesians just believe that the world was one great big ocean dotted with islands?did they believe malaysia/vietnam/northern australia/whatever were just islands of similar scale to sumatra or borneo?
We're slowly increasing our influence in India. Killing Sunda in the meantime, and then it's off to bully Ming. Think I'll stop here thoughbeit00Yeah hard agree
youre screwed on gov cap because youre a merchant republic with +25 percent costif you swap to admiralty you get -25% gc cost in coastal provincesbut then you dont get to abuse your citylets
eh +25% state governing cost is not really that bad
france has nothing to do with it
france has a mission that lets them stack gov cap
We have acquired the gold mine
don't forgor to colonize the christmas island so portugal can't reach australia
playing tall would be cool if you actually had shit to doat the same time playing tall is nice as is because you can just tab out on speed 5 and not bother with the game
blobbing is jewish in anglo-jewish banker kind of waynatural tall borders are germanic.... aryan even
whats the natural borders of bohemia-nitra
czechoslovakia but without the suzetenland
vgh time to watch the ai play the game while i do crunchesplaying tall is a bliss
form grossgermaniums with a grosssbaltikums puppet state in the east going all the way to the urals. make NO mistakes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqh7oI1saSQ
Why do all people with schizophrenia ultimately end up with the concept of "gang stalking"?
same reason mapgamers come up with the idea that the ai is focussing themits just bias and an easy excuse you can fit everything into
you're a gullible moron if you think eu4 ai don't go out of their way to mess up with your interests
so hol up you telling me that eu4 be like that?dayumn my n word
if you aren't being gang stalked then clearly you're doing everything wrong
https://youtu.be/rqh7oI1saSQ
no need to repeat yourself, i won't click it anyway
the famous liqqytranny browses our thread
having a melty over liqqy
Sino-Japanese War, 125 BC edition.
https://pl.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=69040e43e57c2
link doesn't work retard
https://youtu.be/SENj4GFqFUkyou need Christ
>post trash porn>samefag reply to it with baiting about christianityoy i'm noticing, even without clicking either of the links
samefagging? on MY t.gsg?
by god no, eu4 scum
trans gsg....
i was all gud with trans gsg until they started being all flamboyant about it...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2506552guaranteed this bitch is paid hasbarawonder how much the nosejob cost
>a hell that froze overhorrifying implications
have you watched M: son of the century yet?
what anime is that
i'm no damn M
i'm daddying up your century with your mom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWxnCT5_-Zkrate this man's historical recap
>nukes>realwhat is this guy smoking ?
>yeah uh if you don't behave and follow international law skydaddy will throw down a lightning bolt and irradiate your landutter nonsense
https://youtu.be/50WC8sFvE-YI wish you could cusotomise churches like this in eu5
sheepfuckers go to church? woah...
sheepfuckers would rather fuck men in the ass instead of sheep? woah...
which memegame 3 is the memest
halo 3
there is only one memegame 3 and that starts in 1836
can you imagine "liqqy" 3 is making a whole russia dlc and theyre STILL not adding the meme l river after 4 years
is it really that important? it's just a -1 crossing penalty
aren't the nation dlc really bad
why would they add the memel river in the russian dlc when the memel river is in poland?
>crusader kucks 3great-looking and fun map-painter in which i can experience the cycle of union and collapse within nations, rise and fall of rulers, while ignoring the bullshit events in which i stopped caring about after the first 3 runs anyways>farts of iron 3great-looking map, ww2 simulator with order of battles and drawing fun meme arrows, partake in one of the best mechanized wars in the world, comes with a dank tech system>shittoria 3never played it, but from what i hear, it fails to even portray the first world war, whereas memegame 2 succeeds in doing at least that??? and it's a cookie clicker? greeaaaat...absolutely hideous map, looks like eu5 if eu5's map was extra bright and lacked 98% of the fine details that it currently has, which translates to being something vibrantly designed for 8 year-olds
oh and i forgot to include that you can't even control your military, which is an epical failure of a detail
ruBia used to border memel pruBia bäck inn de oldn dähs
nice day for a run
...if you're gay
*assimilates to greek*
*converts to atheist*
*produces tanks*
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