Youtube:https://www.youtube.com/@SamekoSabaTwitter:https://twitter.com/samekosabaSongs:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3cryiz8nJo[Embed]Merch:https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-sameko-saba>Miss Gura?YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93gMember VODs:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93gTwitter:https://twitter.com/gawrguraSongs:https://rentry.org/Gura_songsMerch:https://rentry.org/Gura_merchAVIOT TE-V1R-HEN Holomyth Earbudshttps://shop.aviot.jp/c/product/te-v1r-henOmocat × Hololive Englishhttps://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-hololive-enjackbox Tee K.O. Shirtshttps://jackbox.tv/gallery/teeko/96ca45e6f992c9530956ec2015096c06Previous: >>103788796
Are you a big boy?
Gurass
I liked todays stream but what are you guys thinking? Is this one of the games she plays once and then forget about for the rest of eternity, or will we get a sequel?
>>103917045This felt like a one and done game. Game gets more difficult as it goes on Saba was already struggling mostly due to being impatient, but I feel like the fun we'd all have with that game on stream peaked with the first stream.
>Hail Saba, still the /same/>The Doob is with thee>Blessed art thou amongst lolis>And blessed is the fruit of thy kani, /ggg/sus>Little Saba, keeper of light>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST>a>men
MACKERELATLANTISGUREATAGAIN!!!
Sabaguraette honhonhon
Sex with a kanimouto.
Is Saba a lonely loli god?
>>103918251No, she isn't lonely. She met me on farmersonly.com and will never be lonely again.
Smolder
>3 day break after only 2 streams>in a bad mood for 3 streams in a row>won't tell us when the next stream isShe's going back to her old ways. Don't expect a stream at least until Saturday
>>103918687Bad mood? She seemed really happy to me, wtf are you on aboot?
>>103918792She said she had bad day anon
>>103918938Those are not mutual exclusive you ding dong and do you think a person stays in a bad mood for all eternity? No! She obviously got happy while streaming even though she HAD a crappy day EARLIER!Why the fuck do i have to explain such a simple fucking concept to a fucking toddler like you, have you 0 brainpower of your own to figure such a basic thing out for yourself? Retard. Are you a women? Creating shit out of a nothingburger
>>103919148On my face!
wide
For King and Kani!
Gura is Sabated
"CRUBBERS could be here" she thought, "I've never been in this thread before. There could be CRUBBERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against her bare tummy. "I HATE CRUBBERS" she thought. The Last Stand reverberated her entire boat, making it pulsate even as the $9 Monster circulated through her powerful thick tail and washed away her (merited) fear of tourists after dark. "With a rowboat, you can go anywhere you want" she said to herself, out loud.
Goob night buds.
>>103921326gn bwo
>>103921510so spherical!
Man, I thought that now she has more freedom as an indie, she would play games she wasn't able to in Hololive. Specially Muse Dash. So far, not 1 rhythm games stream.
>>103917024SNIFFFFF
>>103915739Of course.>>103914952>>103914380>>103913978>>103914151>>103913717>>103912507>>103911927She doesn't feel well, and had a bad day. Cut her some slack.>>103918251I wouldn't let her be lonely.
>>103921510I want to rub my cock against Saba's smooth scalp
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/134372717
>>103932243That's a child
Goob morning buds.
>>103932936>goon morgennot today>>103918251>ronrey rori kaninot today>>103926567>sniffffnot todaytoday, is the 27th, a schizo number, so we dont today.
>>103917037>paipabodont forget to protect the light anons, or your paper boat may not make it eitherthe light must never go out.
>>103933767what's schizo about 27?I've been seeing 222 and 444 lately.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUTlOC4mVQ8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZsYJ-MWeYg**Also, sleepin.**
>>103934009I could've sworn spoilers were the same on here and tower. Oops.
>>103934009never heard of the 27 club?a lot of prominent figures who anheroed or died at the age of 27
So what are the buds plans for today?
>>103916931>still hasn't reverted back to her debut modelWelp, my monthly membership date is approaching again. Time to give up.
>>103935185It's kinda annoying that the clippers generally still use the early model in the thumbnail, keeps giving me false hope.
>>103935379cute fish noises
I wish she would tell us more about her bad mood and what's keeping her from streaming more
She's the special kind of girl that makes you believe in magic.
>>103934861Take the ACs out of windows and then... I don't know hopefully finish my rimworld run. Fish seems unlikely today
I'm glad she was in such a good mood yesterday despite having a bad day.
>>103937759lol, magic is real, but most (if not all) of it is demons
>>103917045>>103917098Mack seems pretty bad at beinga sneaky ass-sin. But it could be the Hitman game having bad DRM that's making her PC lag. She could try Thief Project.
WIFE WIFE WIFE
WIFE
Remember when Gura was raped by goblins?
I am usually not a number monkey but she isn't growing at all. Neither on YouTube or twitter. And it makes me feel bad for her.
>>103943274She's not really going out of her way to self advertise either. I'm sure there's tons of girls that would die to collab with her. But she seem content with just Dooby & Nimi.
>>103943274Does she need to grow though? Her numbers are good enough to sustain herself. Besides, isn't one of her main issues that her audience is already a bit too big as it is, which still keeps making her nervous even after all these years?It's not like the audiences are a bottomless barrel. People have limited time and money to dedicate to vtubers, and more vtubers are born every week, joining to take their slice of the audience pie.
>>103943274Blame youtube changing how viewers are counted on the backend.
>>103916931>old model fanartLMAO
>>103934861I'm playing wc3 customs.
>>103945133Jeet
>>103943857I feel like she's a paradox, keeps dreaming of "the big concert", but enjoys smaller audiences and interactions with them more. In any case, I just wish she was my friend and we could mess around.
>>103947135If she cared more, she would work harder to earn it.But it's clear that she prioritizes the comfy-zone, where she's at currently. Living the dream really.
>>103947135sexo con sameko saba
Crabs are cool.
>pee>need to pee again 30 minutes later.Am I dying?
>>103955274do you drink a lot of tea? or other diuretic?
>>103955447Yeah, but I think it would help if Saba milked my prostate.
Two eyes, four ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples. A butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I have just described to you the Saba fish. And the reward for its capture? All the riches in Scotland. So I have one question: Why are you here?
>>103958915Hmm, the one I caught is sans penis.
Nemona seems like a shotacon.
>>103960300The pokemon character?
>>103960341Yeah, she keeps trying to fuck me.
why is this general deader than the other generals of the hololive en girls
Why haven't you 3D printed your own Gura yet?
>>103961166>Incorrect stitches on her tailDid you do a 3D model from an AI picture?
>>103960671Probably due to the shit-stirrer(s) constantly anti posting and trying to talk about her IRL person.
Why is are am hasen't she played any Miku games yet? Or any rythm for that matter?
>>103962210copyright hort. https://youtu.be/y_ZyVJKsEm8?t=8570She mentions she just has to not monetize the stream, but since she hasn't yet I guess she hasn't felt like it. Unless she's still worried.
>>103962326Ah, that's unfortunate, she used to talk a lot about it so i had high hopes that it would become a common occurrence nowadays but oh well \o/
>>103962407Yeah, I hope she at least plays them sometimes.
WIFEEEEEEEE
She is meeting me btw. Specifically my cock is meeting her womb.
Confirmed no stream today then, see ya tomorrow bois (probably not tomorrow either)
>>103960671You say that like it's a bad thing. This board is dying.
>>103960671lying low to protect saba.
She's gonna pee.
>>103965119What do you mean? I am suspicious of your antics, bud
>>103965140Don't worry bud. There's nothing to be suspicious about. That's a cute pig.
>>103968939goom
>>103965119goon mooning
love the feesh
>September is wide open
>>103972563Just like your cheeks
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/134445680she drank too much coffee...
Feet
>>103979045Why does she have 6 toes in that picture?
I made an entire slab of bacon for dinner.
>>103978585
Can Saba play Degrees of Lewdity on stream?
>>103968939I'm playing wc3 customs.
>>103979659i made some lady finger cookies (anis flavor with some almonds in it)i should've used more honey than i did, it wasn't sweet enough, it was ok though.
>>103980685Sounds tasty. I should start baking sweets again.
Women huh? They're pretty cute, eh?
>>103988760The cutest!
same tbdesu
If she was in the US she'd have gone to NYC to meet up with Kiara and Ame at the very least.
>>103995358I dont think so.
>>103995358How do you know she didn't?Kiara can talk about Ame, but not about Gura, she wouldn't mention her.
>>103995828>"she had gifts for all the myth members...that were there">if they met up they'd be doing an off collab as dooby and saba>kiara would undoubtedly let something slip
>>103995961>"she had gifts for all the myth members...that were there"good catch, I conceed
>>103995961And how do you come to the conclusion that she's not in America instead of just not going? Everything she's done so far makes it obvious she never left, retard.
>>103996136>streams at a different time than before>says it's dark out when it's "5pm">wakes up "super early" for "business">missed the perfect opportunity to hang out with her friendsHow many more hints do you need?One coincidence is just a coincidence, two coincidences are a clue, and three coincidences are a proof.
>>103995358oh my god, shut the fuck up.
>>103998836buttmorning buttbud
>>103999459Fish butt!
I need that picture of Gura spilling her McDonald's, can one of you help me out? The chibi-ish one, not the one that shows up on google
>>103986478yah, sometimes i just get some cravings, being poor, i cook/bake for myself.its a lot cheaper, more delicious and healthier too.poverty isn't that bad, its a good motivator and good teacher
>>103988760>>103989304just the cute ones
>>104000214just find the chibi version and copy this face into it.
>>103996198Are you really this stupid? On second thought, you think she lives in another country so yes.None of those things makes sense for anything but the US you cumsucking monkey. Now fuck off back to your village.
>>103995358>surely my socially retarded autist oshi would travel 1-3+ hours by plane to the busiest city in the country just to have to meet tons of new people, be shoved into loud and cramped social situations, and have to navigate being unseen and noticed on a tight schedule, when she could just stay home and play nightreign and drink choccy milks. Hmm I wonder what she would pick.
>>104002121>socially retarded autistrofl and lmao
>our schizo has the completely wrong read on her and unironically believes she starts every stream at midnight.Alright gonna stop taking this schizo seriously.
>>104002121Keep in mind the only part of this scenario that stops her from going in the schizos head is her having to spend a few extra hours on an airplane, somehow that's the smoking gun.
>>104001961Explain how streaming much earlier than before "only makes sense if she's in the US", or how saying "good night" at 4PM makes sense.
>>104001025Cooking for yourself is better anyway. Shits getting more expensive and being able to meal prep in advance is really nice.
>>104002200working until I'm exhausted like every day recently, Saba's voice is the only thing that can make me relax nowadays, but she's too lazy to stream
>>104003006>meal prep in advancew-what? that's an option?!i cook one day at a time
>>104003176schizobud...
>>104002969Because no one is gonna start a stream at midnight and close to it, even when she said she was fixing her sleep schedule. And it wasnt 4pm, plus if she was anywhere else it would have been early early morning dumbass regardless. Now stop embarrassing yourself and fuck off. You are actually certified retard holy shit.
Saba, is Nemona your type?
>>104002200Pick my car up from the mechanics and go to work. Fun.
So. Sonic (kart) demo this weekend?
>>104003006There's amazing things you can do with precooked chicken and frozen veggies.
>>104004465stop with the gay, anon
Sabooby
>>104005232I love that stuff. Makes really good and easy chicken stir fry.
Hello /same/, it's the guy that looks over our virtual footy team. After about 2 weeks of polliing, one of which where I was away due to AFO, the results of our team is here. As it currently stands, we will be losing the 5 players that received a net negative amount votes, and 2 (Ebi-chan and Saba's Wife) will be replaced by their Saba equivalent of the Kaniki and Dooby respectively. Going off of recommendations, our new players this cycle are: Sababa, Paypuh Boat, Big Mack, her Fish Mascot and Bibidibum. I did see a suggestion of Frankensteing a model of Mr Krabs to represent some Ebi-Kani hybrid, so if I can mess around Blender on my own and make a funny looking model, he will replace "I love my Wife", but that is not certain right now.As for set positions, Dino Gura will move forward as our Gold medal and spiritual captain. Sababa (or another saba rep if you guys voice otherwise) will be our 2nd gold medal and the armband wearing captain of the team. The 2 silver medals will be Gawr and Goomba Roomba since they got the 2nd and 3rd most votes. For GK, Atlantis Shark will stay GK, and either I love my wife or Big Mack will be the backup GK. As a side note, my biggest apologies to this kaniki: >>103537859 I completely glanced over his post when archive searching to repost the poll. I appreciate any help and if you want to help out in any way I'd appreciate it.
erotic belly...
>>104008028 (me)Oops. I noticed that "I love my wife" was missing one neutral vote in the image. That'll make her about level with Gurass in the net +/- count.
>>104008028thanks for the update footy kaniki
>>104008028Maybe Schizo Saba should also be a player since we've been seeing a lot of those lately.
>>104008078To be honest i don't detect yuri vibes from their friendship.
>>104008078
>>104008494i mean, is that so bad?
Saba is not a fart shark.
>>104011733Would Saba laugh at the farting on my roommate's door video though?
>>104011733she is a fat shark though
>>104013795Saba is NOT fat!
Should I play Pokemon or Stellaris?
>>104002200I'm playing wc3 customs.
>>104002200I fucked around with hitman some. Hopefully get some more in before work.I'm not sure if she's better at it than I am or if I'm just fucking around more, but I've died more than she did.>Oh nyo, you've been spotted>time to make an entire room of unconscious guards
>>104015423pogeyman
>>104018097its good for the heart to see a kaniki out and about.hope he gets enough hydration
>>103916931Damn it, Saba cute.
Curse her fat ass.
>>104020352Those underwear are so lewd. I want to suck the sweat out of them after spending a day at the beach with her.
What made her disappear this time? It was a good month and a half and she seemed happy.
>>104025440she's starting to realize she hates streaming in front of a large audience
>"I'm so happy guys! I'm going to stream more! Hear about all these cool plans I have!">doesn't streamI want to go back
>>104025440You guys bought too many merchants so that she has very enough money for the baby formula
>>104025707He really is just yapping to himself, I dont think anyone is really biting.
>>104026112Ignoring it is really for the best. It's just not worth engaging with. Especially since this place is basically a proxy thread for the main one now.
Guess I'll go to bed as well. Remember to not bite the bait kanikis.
>>104026203the reddit sub where you get banned for saying you hope she start streaming more? yeah great place that one
>>104023068Cute!
>>104026203Me btw
Its been a good 2 months so far. Can't really complain.
>>104027556Judging from the last 2 weeks it's all downhill from here
Saba soon. I am manifesting it.
Alright, I caught a Litleo, gonna use him to murder the Bug gym.
>>104028824its the middle of the night. she's probably asleep.
>you must kick a giant olive around to challenge the gym leader.>no mooks to slaughter.wtf.This isn't pokemon. Pokemon is all about enemy trainers trying to rape you the moment they see you.
I noticed a new follow, could be old news though.
>>104033129Happened a week ago
>>104033139damn, sorry
Saba should get a new PC and play Stellar Blade.
>>104034789If my gaming laptop from 2020 with an i7 10th gen and rtx 2070 can handle it just fine, I think her rig should do fine.But I guess I don't know how much of a resource hog live2d can be.
>>104035260i honeslty dont think she did either the new model must be a huge drain compared to covers setup with how poopy some games have looked
Are we back to one stream a week only?
>>104033129Didn't know who this girl was so I watched a couple of clips from her and she seemed fine. Got a laugh out of me.
New Saba arthttps://x.com/Ruleanart/status/1961718078192161009
>>103916931Petition to rename the thread to Sameko Saba Society (SSS)
>>104025440It was the lore drop.
buds i got a vaccine this friday... I lived...
>>104037149Glad you survived kaniki. How many extra limbs did you manage to grow?
>>104037213none yet, but one of my limbs is legthening when i look at this fish...
>>104036689Solid State Society?
WIFEEEEEEEEEEEE
WIFEEEEEEEEEEE
she's so lewd
WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You're... welcome?
she's happy
why she cut panty ?
>thank you for buying me baby formula
happy fish happy lifeto many more years of this in the future
SHE LOVES US
>>104038614and she shows us her love by streaming 5 hours a week!
It's trying so hard to get a response
i want her to put us on her head again
>>104036341fine by which standard? Is she a human being? sure. is she similar to saba and how she does her streams? absolutely not. could they still have fun together? probably.
>>104038726who cares retard, fish streams i watch dont give a shit about anything elseWant to discuss other vtubers? go to their threads, you missed when that shit was relevant here 1 week ago now die
guys she is so thankful she even took a minute off her super busy day where she has to attend business meetings all day to write a 2 sentences tweet :)
>>104038726Fine in that her voice isn't horrible sounding. No idea about her actual stream content since it was only a couple of clips just so that I could see the model and hear what she sounded like. It's not that deep.
>>104038769uh oh melty. go follow your own advice and die if this gets you agitated lmao
>>104038866cute pout
The white woman who never lifted a finger in her life is happy we should celebrate while we wait for her next stream hopefully it's before next week
some people need to learn to appreciate her efforts and dedication to fans more. so disrespectful i swear.
>>104039267They are most likely the shitposters from /#/'s. And usually when they start up, so does the schizo shit. That's what pattern recognition as shown me.
pattern recognition shows me saba cute maybe work on you priorities
>>104039267all she would have to do is stream more, no one was shitposting in the first week when she streamed 2 / 3 days and hopium was high
>>104039375She really is.
>>104039267Or maybe she could not fuck off 4 days stream 1 day fuck off 3(and counting) days. We've played these fucking games before and they never end with her doing what people actually want. Stream.
oook ook oooook aaaaaa okok
>>104039479
Love this fish
>>104039479Its always number monkeys. Complaining like 29 streams in 2 months is a bad thing when it took almost an entire year to get that many streams prior.
>instead of acknowledging the criticism call other people monkeysVery mature guys.Wouldn't you also be happier if she streamed more?
>>104039498same desu
>>104039567>it could always be worse boo-hooo!
I'm happy when she's happy, simple as.
AHHHH AHHH AH AHHH
>>104039652Black tights sex
>>104039567you're seeing the car get off course and the tree getting closer and closer and going "but we've been driving for miles without an accident, doubters fuck off".Out of those 29 streams in the last 2 months, these last 30 days have had 11.
>>104039375the cutest!
>>104039614She will never be happy, she's a woman who not only grew up on social media, she was popular on the internet since she was a teenager with her inbox flooded with thousands of people giving her attention
>>104039820nurse my vaccinated arm back to healthEat rice with mustardwatch a few videos about goku
>>104039850What kind of shot did you get that would make your arm that sore bud?
>>104039917strong immune system, my body always overreacts to vaccinationsIt's one of the live bacteria ones, i'll be fine tomorrow, been chilling in bed all day with some ice cream and now mustard rice
>>104039614Same desu
>>104039964Damn. Well at least you'll feel better quickly.
>>104040054ye, although if saba kissed my booboo i'd feel better faster :(
>SAAAAR YOU CAN'T COMPLAIN FOR LOW ACTIVITY SAAAAR SHE DID THE NEEDFUL 20 TIMES IN THE FIRST MONTH AND 10 IN SECOND MONTH
>Jeet is trying to pretend he's not the jeetThis is embarrassing saar.
>>104039383weren't they angrily doxxing her and harassing her family instead?
happy wife happy life
Saba is my real wife.
>>104043056dont remember posting this
Saba is my real fish wife.
>post's art from a loli porn artistbased saba
>>104043511She should share her goom folder with us. You know she will have amazing taste
>>104043511based
>>104046518SABA NOOOOO
>>104039479I don't speak dutch
>>104046518i really like that image, it has a very cute and funny energy
Imagine if Saba had Filians tenacity and schedule
>>104047554Pelicans are just naturally funny birds. Same with shoebills.
>>104048160Most birds are ridiculous in general when observed.
I think Saba should stream more and stream for longer. What do you guys think ?
>>104048160True. Videos of sage grouses making that goofy sound with their chest sacs will never not by silly.
Saba is getting hundreds of cosplayers.
>>104048982Meant this for >>104048850
>>104043816>You know she will have amazing tasteum, if theres one thing i know about autistic females, they're not just degenerates, they're also very disgusting.
I just watch rightwing propaganda whenever Saba doesn't stream.
>>104049060>ugly nose and teethi wish she didn't get any cosplayers if they're ugly.
>>103916931karaoke stream when?
>>104049060and their all strange looking SEA creatures.
Gura, you got a blacked cosplayer.https://x.com/blackedxfae/status/1958019661468975504
>>104049535>onlyfansStop posting literal whores.
>>104049666Remember when we watched the Gura cosplayer on chaturbate?
>>104049763I didn't partake but I do remember that happening
4 streams in 2 weeks. Is this how it's going to be from now on?
What is she doing? Went indie after a 2 years hiatus and still can't find the time to stream. Business emails and meetings don't take up the entire day multiple days in a row. I'm convinced she really does not like streaming, and only does it out of obligation and boredom or when none of her friends are available.
>>104049763was it that one ame cosplayer? I swear that girl's pussy was sculpted by God himself
>morning meetingsmorning SEX>many coffeesmany DICKS (and she only takes BLACK coffee)>i'm gonna!!!-SHE'S GONNA CUMMMMM>happy fishAfterglow.I can't wait for next stream, I hope it's extra slutty. ToT
>>104050367I'm not sure, I didn't see the Ame one.
I decided to watch through the Gura streams. And i was wondering are minecraft streams fun if you don't care about minecraft?
>>104050456It's a yapping stream with casual gameplay in the background.
Look at this fish.
>>104049763I have yet to seen an attractive Gura cosplayer on CB
>>104050456I never played it before but I enjoyed them. They were pretty much comfy zatsu streams.
>>104050506 (me)
More Saba cosplay.https://x.com/k_purarine/status/1961013441851720160
>>104050506The hottest girls can just sell non-nudes.
>>104050589Why is everyone putting on that fucking retarded eye filter that makes them look like mongoloids? Anime style eyes DOES NOT WORK IRL
>>104050627>hottest girls*posts an obese landwhale with a horseface*Visible confustion
https://x.com/deer_piggy/status/1947966829680566297https://x.com/hinata_cos_00/status/1947785091796897937https://x.com/CrunchyReid/status/1961902474903908758
>>104050506>>104050536>>104050627Now I'm reminded why I didn't partake. None of these whores do absolutely nothing for me
Are these girls safe to touch myself to? Some of them are of questionable age and/or gender
>>104050745idk but it's funny to see a girl who look really young and then realize she posted cosplays ten years ago and looked the same.
Will we ever get a white Saba cosplayer?
>>104050950Last one in anons post: >>104050719But she looks like a horse
>>104050950Maybe the blacked Gura cosplayer will do Saba next!
I am gonna cosplay Saba and go and visit my extremely conservative grandfather, he spat at me when i just altered my hairstyle a tiny smidge so this will go swell, i'm surre
>>104051440are you a tranny?
>>104051856You wish
>>104051440>spit at girls>get free saba cosplaywtf
>>104051440are you short enough to do the cosplay
>>104039820I'm playing wc3 customs.
>>104039069she legit posted thisif this isnt a power move agaisnt antis i don't know what is
>>104052897this might come off as rude, but do you do anything else besides playing wc3 customs?and maybe elaborate on what customs you play
>>104053176I also play metroidvanias, very excited for Silksong. As for specific wc3 customs, I play stuff like 8-bit raid, orc gladiators, orcs vs. elves, castle fight, direct strike, a bunch of RPG maps, and anything else that catches my fancy.
I'm not fat but I have to consciously stop myself from eating the entire bag of candy while gaming.
I am fat and I don't like candy.
I am like candy.
My grandma would call my sister candy.
