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>>103960208I LOVE HAGSONLY ONE MORE THREAD TILL #500I will be starting work on the collage shortly due to an unexpected end to the thread. Here is the near-final list from our hag census:Mio: 10 YKoyori: 9 YKorone: 8 YFubuki: 8 YBotan: 6 YSubaru: 5 YTowa: 4 YPochi: 4 YNoel: 4Marine: 4 YAzki: 4 YPolka: 4 YIna: 3Lui: 3 YToko: 3 YWatame: 2 YSora: 2 YReine: 2 YFlare: 2Irys: 2 YRirika: 2 YMint: 2 YKanna Yanagi: 1Ember Amane: 1Primrose: 1Luna: 1Kiara: 1 YAki: 1 YKaela: 1 YPekora: 1 YNearly every hag has an image of her in a wedding dress now but please feel free to submit more or suggest any last minute additions.
I woke up with my alarm and /hag/ was alive... But I drifted back off to sleep and when I woke up again it was gone... I'm sorry bros I was too sleepy to bump I literally fell back asleep with my phone in my hand.
Hag sex on the telly.
>>103961209Insane shots on the official channel.
>>103961225
>Bread died
>>103960279I saw the wedding image for Prim being posted but i suppose they might've not replied directly to you
>>103962205I definitely saw it I'm just an idiot and didn't mark it down. I even commented on how sexy her silhouette is with coloured skin.
>>103960279For Ina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMpsiRdqXfECover with Koyo, Marine, and Laplus
>>103963359kek
>>103967324That's me holding her hand
>>103968092Short king.
>>103968100Short king needs his tall queen
An unexpected death
>>103968453Built for milking shota's with those things
>>103961238*sniff*
>>103968643
Shortstack hags. Older ladies you can pick up and carry home with you.
>>103968966Personally, I prefer tall hags, but shortstacks are nice too.
>>103970261Tall women are actually the best, if they weren’t so hard to find I’d only date women taller than me (5’8)Too bad tall Asian women are basically non existent
>>103960279For Noel
>>103971169Azki awakens something feral in me. I couldn't fuck this woman gently. I just couldn't
>>103973929You don't have to do it gently so long as you do it with love.
>>103960279
>>103975443Amazing thank you. The only hags from the list I don't have an image for now are Kanna Yanagi and Ember Amane.
>>103960279>>103975746Found this for Kanna
>>103975443Considering Luna a hag feels weird, but I'll allow it
Goodnight haggots. Please don't die again. The collage isn't finished yet.
>>103977683If it dies before its ready just make a 499.1 and keep doing so till its ready lol
>>103968746*sniff*
>>103973929Would she want it gently tho? That said...>>103974167I agree. Make sure to love your hags, bros
I want to start a family with a cute Japanese hag.
Hag for this feel?
Goodnight try not to die
Bump
These cute old ladies all need children.
Hag ass
Good night haggots. Don't die.
>>103990771im doing chores right now....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaI01uFHbsg
>>103992983Big friends.
>>103968746home
I was working so I couldn't watch the announcement live but Azki is getting a Sololive!
such a cute woman
>>104004722BREED
>>104001511Very true.
>>103968453>>103968580>>103973286>>>/canan/
>>104001511>>104004949She's so perfect bros
>>104007529That tail isn't the only part of Mio that's bushy
>>104007358I can't believe you haven't got over this.What was it you told me at first? "You're Vshojo tier whore will never get posted here"?Man you are a sad fuck lol
>>104008307She’s still a whore lol You can post her as much as you want but nothing you do will ever change that
>>104008307go back to global
>>104008406>>104008454You want more Noel? Glad you asked!
YWNBAH
Noel is a hag and no delusion will ever change that. Keep being mad.
If towa is accepted here I will accept Noel posting
>>104008728What does Towa have to do with it?
>>104008728Towa...
>>104008807nta, male collaberwhich would also include fubuki and subarubut this thread's sole purpose is to love hags, post their pics and talk about emobsessing over unicorn shit or muh purity seems to be an activity exclusive to the mentally ill
>>104009186Goes far beyond than just male collabs
>>104009941Fuwawa should stack donuts on my dick.
>>104010408Your dick needs to be longer than a donut is tall for that to work, anon.
>>104011006She can get at least 3 on it.
>>104011961I can see it
>>104012021Ah shit I didn't notice from the thumbnail.
>>104014122I want to make Pekomama the baby making factory she was always meant to be
>>104015735Cute Koyo.
>>104015837True
>>104014122The age of 50+ is in demand.
Goodnight haggots Still working on the collage. Don't die please.
>>104018561Love this flat queen
>>103960208https://www.youtube.com/live/-kA20djr1P0https://kick.com/laranbonnieLolihag bunny raises horsegirls
>>104019237I want to give her tentacle hair things a blowjob
I want to be cuddled like this so badly you guys don't understand.Anyways I'm off to bed. Hopefully I have a dream like this. Goodnight Haggots
>>104021171Interesting word choice. Maybe you'd be more comfortable over in /oji/.
>>104022407Not gay to pleasure your girl
Make sure to keep the thread alive bro’s No Thread #500 till collage is done(If it does die just make a thread #499.1)
>>104028292I love thick hag thighs.
https://x.com/inugamikorone/status/1961423407398228097
>>104026656I wish she'd stream soon
>>104028998Very cute.
Kaela's got her birthday stream in a couple of hours. https://www.youtube.com/live/bcIC1CvhrEw
>>104033054Very sexy legs.
>>104033075Yeah, though I almost couldn't tell it was her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGRE-J7kSOYKoyo's big announcement
>>104033054Cute feet
>>104033118Announcing her marriage to me.
>>104033149Koyori is married to baseball...
>>104033118Damn more baseball
Toko singinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghquDuXfviI
>>104034801Love bunnies. Love FubuMio, Love ponytails, Love exposed backs, Love hag feet. Perfect image.
>>104036947I will imagine this is my POV as a shota about to end up on a missing persons list.
So who's close in their 40s?
>>104033054I fell asleep before it even started and I just woke up. On the upside, her game looks good.https://x.com/holoindie_ccmc/status/1961808759904407637
>>104038488Korone is 40, turning 41 later this year. Mio will be 40 in 2 weeks. I think Botan and Luna are also in their 40s.
>>104039260Holy shit their all old enough to be my mother…(Kinda hot to think about ngl)
>>104033054It feels wrong to sexualize a cute autist like Ela.
>>104039336generation alpha.....
>>104039336Please, tell us more about your mother.
>>104039928Never ask a haggot about his relationship with his mother.
>>104040039This is a meme, right? I love my mom, kiss and hug her everyday and still am a haggot, granted I am not in my 20s anymore and I do like hags like Korone, Luna, Botan and Mio but the one that get my socks off are closer to my age, ie, Marine, Subaru, Towa, NoelThe one anomaly being Pekomama. If given the chance to fuck her or Pekora, I'd choose Pekomama every time
>>104040141Haha yeah... me too...
>>104040141I've got a fairly normal relationship with my mom, too. And while I do like older women, they're nowhere near my mom's age.
happy saturday, haggots
>>104043707Happy Saturday, anon.
>>104043707I want to lick the sweat off of those jugs while also grabbing onto that belly
I wonder if getting married and having children would help with Marine's depression
>>104047595Maybe 5 years ago.As she gets older she will likely get more menhera and will just mask it better
The /hag/ #500 collage is complete!
>>104047926But imagine how crazy good the sex would be
I didn't know he drew flatties too
>>104050070Too childlike for me.
>>104050070Sex
How good are you at cooking, haggots? Older women love men who are good cooks.
>>104050300Decent I'd say but I like very simple stuff. Lots of potatoes so there is someone who would be pretty happy about it.
>>104050300Both my parents worked late while I was a teenager so it was always me who cooked for them and my siblings. That doesn't mean I'm good at it lmao. I stick to simple one-pan meals with plenty of meat.
>>104050300I think most women do. That being said, I have a few different dishes in my repertoire, nothing too fancy though. I should try my hand at baking and desserts one of these days.
>>104050300I'm quite decent actually to the point where the fact that live in goyslopia with a mid/low-tier shit facilities holds me back tremendously willing to commit several crimes in order to have a hag fund my cooking, she'd never order out again
>>103960208https://www.youtube.com/live/7jJBRlpeNmEhttps://kick.com/laranbonnieLatina lolihag bunny hunting
Now that its getting colder I really want a cute dorky women who loves me to make some Shepard's pie for us to eat and spoon feed each other in front of the fire place
>>104054867Based and same. Shepherd's pie is great.
>>104054867such a dream will die with me im afraid
>>104050300Im ok at it
>>104061163Why is she crying?
>>104033220I am John Baseball
>>104048225DORYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAt. #
>>104057099Jesus fucking Christ the things I wanna do to Azki
>>104054867Shepherds Pie is a GOATed dish. My Nanna used to make it for me all the time.
>>104064064I hope she passed on the secret family recipe to youPic unrelated
>BEAR FIGHT>BARE HANDED>BARE NAKED
Feelings on women cosplaying hags?
>>104064635Based
>>104064635Based. Giga-based if they're the same age as them.
>>104064635Hell yeah, the Fubuki cosplays in particular are usually top tier.
>>104064635>>104065794the ones I see are usually quite lovely. I hope they are as benevolent as the women they cosplay
>>104067619Biker hags?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2D_YFRHFG8Peko-chan 6th Anniversary Live happening now. May hags in attendance.
>>104067783*many
>>103960208sex
>>104067801Botan's singing voice is so relaxing.
>>104067895I love old ladies in swimsuits.
>>104067989I spy a fat cat.
>>104068071Are you tough enough for Korone?
I want to live the 80's with Korone...
>>104068335Interesting trio.
>>104068487Mio and Lap sound pretty good together.
>>104068864Cool voice group.
>>104068929Sankisei my beloved.
>>104069114They fucking died...
>>104069293PEKOMAMA MERCH LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>104069324SHE HAS AN ARMY
https://imgur.com/B7JsyAVDog Sex.
>>104069324That art style always sets off the AI alarm bells in my head. Still I'd buy one if the new fees weren't so high.
>>104069324That's a dapper looking fellow at the end of the table
>>104070338The Tariffs ain't going away any time soon.
>>104070603Yeah it's all gone pretty damn retarded since the start of the year and now certain shipping services are no longer an option too.
Do you ever see a picture of your hag while collecting art on Twitter and think "Fuck. I need to be balls deep inside of that."? Because that's how this image makes me feel.
>>104069114This was so good.
>>104069324They should do one with just Pekomama.
>>104073881Wife.
>>104070720In part the shipping services is because the government won't give out actual procedural instruction on how to handle things now that there's no exceptions for tariffs now that even the low value stuff is getting tariff'd.But to the idiots in charge that's a bonus so they won't fix it any time soon so again I'll skip getting merch because man everything's feeling like we're heading for another '08 style crash (or worse) due to the fact that the only thing keeping the economy going is the AI bubble and bubbles pop.I just want to enjoy hags without political bullshit constantly ruining things
>>104074125I hear ya. And living without merch is fine but then there's the whole coordinated worldwide censorship movement bullshit going on that seems to currently be directed at vidya and anime, feels like it's only a matter of time before one of the Holos gets hit. I never felt anything wrong during the lockdowns but this time it actually feels like there's something looming over our heads.But enough doomposting, soft hags make everything feel better.
>>104064635I'm a big fan.
>>104075813Sex.
>>104065794
>>104064635I also like them
>>104064635
>>104078389
>>104077137I remember her perky nipples.
>>104078389Would pump her full of mayo.
Sleepy hag
>>104064876>150+ y/othats gonna be difficult, anon...
>>104082872I love it when tomboys get dressed up in super girly clothing
Imagine having this POV
>>104086534I'd absolutely love to wake up to the smell of my wife cooking and come into the kitchen and just wrap my arms around her waist and give her plenty of kisses on the back of her neck and maybe even a couple kisses on her ears
>>103960208https://www.youtube.com/live/9FTo9PSJ_G0Lolihag bunny hunts monsters
>>103960208best hags that do content that belongs on funny orange youtube/funny blue website?
>>104090171Maybe instead of wasting money on porn use it on some dates and fuck some real hags
(Baby) Bump
>>104090281great idea, i'll add that to the same bucket "go to gym" and "eat better" are in. that doesn't answer my question though. don't resist, i have more money than sense (and not much of either lmao)
>>104091863We don't have any cause we dont post pornstar whores hereGo check somewhere else
>>1040901711. Open Google2. Type "Mature porn"Voilà
Goodnight haggotsWe're all gonna make it
>>104094511Good night bro.
bros help me i'm slowly wanting to get groomed more and more
>>104096875Time to make a dating app (yes i know anons are allergic to those) with really innocent, casual looking photos. In the captions you should include shit like "Looking for someone to guide me through life's adventures!" and emphasise your eagerness to learn from someone with experience. Describe your ideal woman as a friend and a mentor. Set your age preferences to 30 and up. When making conversations with matches ask them for advice so they feel like you can be dependent on them.
>>104098065This sounds like a plan that's already been put into use. Do you have a story for us?
>>104098065>dating apphoneypot*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMCEaZvNpv4Korone and Lui are trying to scare Botan (and fail hilariously) again.
I want to fuck Koyori over and over again.
>>104102275Understandable.
>>104104026Sex with the bitches(female dogs).
>>104098065I don't think I'm attractive enough for that to work.
>>104105041Towa is pretty cute.
>>104114918It's true.
Konkoyo on the telly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Unk7J8AY67kKoyo is on
>>104116564I wish Koyo was on me.
Only ¥39,800 for your own Koyobot!
>>104117807That's perfect now I get the real one all to myself!
>>104114918>>104115262Towa...
Goodnight haggots. I will bake /hag/ #500 in the morning since this thread is likely to reach bump limit while I sleep.
>>104119165sleep well anon
>>104119165Please let's make a few Mio sponsored threads, Her concert is on the 10th
Day 1/10 of shilling BGM's music in anticipation of her first Sololive!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6ZLs39MBlk
>>104117807That's it? I'll take two. Where do I place my order?
