A thread dedicated to the lovable Blonde Thief turned Bounty Hunter with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold!School Bird! Edition~>Her Youtube channelhttps://www.youtube.com/@Dokibird>Her Twitch channelhttps://www.twitch.tv/dokibird>Her VOD channelhttps://www.youtube.com/@DokibirdVODs>Her Twitterhttps://twitter.com/dokibird>Her Shophttps://dokimerch.com/>STREAM Drift Away Dokibird's coverhttps://youtu.be/FRl9gMUQh7U>STREAM The Final Heist MVhttps://youtu.be/zq5KzE4gx6I>STREAM No Matter What DokiMint coverhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT9IdLhAjLg>STREAM Five Nights at Freddy's (by The Living Tombstone) Dokibird's 3D Concert Cover MVhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSq99ScHaNo>STREAM Last Cup of Coffee DokiMint 3D Concert Cover MVhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEj-WEGnx58>OP Saucehttps://x.com/iaps_1004/status/1960778290681274651Previous thread: >>103942209>>The Selen Tatsuki Archives (Every achievement/memory is still hers, they can't take that away!)https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1-4fUzZTpYRBFJq7zIBdC4Su9_Q_Z3tEthttps://mega.nz/folder/tDQFRADQ#wHu-EgSPIlSnHbal0_lN7whttps://mega.nz/file/pX8kQRTI#bmKDIWRZ4E5HgQU1T5wO-_Z6-6FbidWlkMx8bxhjGwUhttps://archive.ragtag.moe/channel/UCV1xUwfM2v2oBtT3JNvic3w>STREAM Fly High Selen Tatsuki's Original Song & MV (Reupload)https://youtu.be/lDgy_IJyZNA>STREAM Last Cup of Coffee Selen Tatsuki's Cover & MV (Reupload)https://youtu.be/L88r98G4YiM>Play Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery!!https://selentatsuki.itch.io/tatsuki-manor-mystery>Fanart Vaulthttps://mega.nz/folder/bwlkXLbI#-ULC3RJvOgpsV_zl05qicQhttps://mega.nz/folder/fp8U3SZI#a-v6GBMLXHdgFfyHB1l6aw>Our Divegrass team pagehttps://implyingrigged.info/wiki//HAHA/>Divegrass suggestions poll. Got any ideas for the team? Send them over!https://cryptpad.fr/form/#/2/form/view/KSv8HgulFlTfxE+jbdCtmerY51Xn7h0rL5PMTI94qvA/>Thread template. Use this for baking!https://rentry.co/haha-thread-template>Don't be a Dumb Goon and reply to (or even just give attention to) every single bit of bait, shitstirring, tribalism, and/or dramafaggotry out there. Be a Smart Goon, Ignore it and Move on! (Report if you have to though!)
Here's the schedule!
>>103993170aw man I was hoping for this to be OP
>>103993243I had to bake at work and couldn't grab the gif sorry
>>103993243Stalinbird...
>>103993271np next time
>>103993170I will squish her cheek.
>>103995122Eepy...
Just received the goodsmile plushie! Now, if only the'd start sending the damn Nendo...
>>103996271Congratz goon!One step closer to the Nendo!
>>103996271Nice! Happy for you goon.
Frame: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQc5gzuIw5oReally looking forward to this collab
>>103996717Nice! Me too, I enjoy 10jin's stories.
>>103996271Let the gods help you with the nendo, goon...
>>103997214I'm not American (so there shouldn't be any delay due to tariffs) and I ordered on the official EU website, so I hope that everything is gonna work out fine. But the lack of communications and the fact that the EU website seems to be treated as a second class citizen don't really make me feel at ease
>>103997339Have you tried contacting them?
I don't understand why /HAHA/ is so resistant to any mention of numbers or references to crossposting in /#/ when Doki herself does so much better than current nijis
https://x.com/xwxdraws/status/1961100967031738626
>>103998460>Doki herself does so much better than current nijiskek, that's not saying much
>>103998502buy an ad
>>103998502>shilling your own Twitter on /vt/Surely there has to be better ways to get engagement, right?You should try r/dokibird or another subreddit instead
This is a weird shitposting angle, never seen this before lol
Another day, another faggot schizo replying to himself on cooldown.
>>103998644I mean, /HAHA/ already is kind of a schizo thread, so it's nothing new. Like if posters here weren't liggers and vtuber antis in general, they wouldn't be glazing dokibird constantly while crossposting in other threads trying to shit on and undermine the hololive girls
>>103998460Goons understand that numbers talk is inherently materialistic and comparative, and comparison is the thief of joy. We just want to enjoy our oshi and her dynamic with the people she interacts with instead of thinking about how many digits anyone is worth.
>>103998888>We just want to enjoy our oshi and her dynamic with the people she interacts with instead of thinking about how many digits anyone is worthBut, you'd never hear a Hololive fan need to cope like this because they know their girls can literally fill stadiums. It's only fans of people like Dokibird who do this "b-but it's not about numbers" nonsense, as if she wouldn't rather have a larger viewerbase if she was actually capable of maintaining one
>>103998995Actual holofans hate /#/ as much as other fanbases, if not more. Only vtuber antis like you use it.
>Don't be a Dumb Goon>Be a Smart Goon
>>103998995>cope Dude it's unhealthy to keep thinking "numbers numbers numbers" regardless of whether you're a fan of Holo, of Doki, or of another vtuber. I don't wanna think about those things. I didn't come to vtubers to talk about how big their numbers are. I have enough to worry about in real life when it comes to numbers. I care about having fun watching someone I like. If that opinion is alien to you, I'm afraid you've lost the plot.
>samefagging this hard
>>103999043>>103999108Neither of you get it, the point is that getting good numbers should be a BONUS for the chuubas you're watching, not a detriment. Otherwise they barely have a "career" and you should be questioning the why, see if maybe it's because lots of other people have found something that's just genuinely more entertaining and you should check that out and see if you actually like it more. Popular things are usually popular for a reason, honestly, and this is especially true in the vtuber space
https://x.com/MapleflowerVT/status/1961397404046889136
>>103999397kek
>>103999397heh
I couldn't watch yesterday. What's Dokismp? And why is the stream only 1 hour long?
>>103999519It was already clipped, but she basically did a dumb bird move and nuked the server. Was a good time lol
>>103999565lol what, gonna check that later
>>103999519It's the members minecraft server. She wanted to kill the people on her land but goons kept messing with her telling her the wrong console commands so she eventually accidentally killed everyone (including herself). After that she just did a quiet laugh and ended.
>>103999565>>103999613
>>103998502Coolbird>>103999397Heh
>>103998502cool art, i love it
>>103998502cool
It was me goons I swapped the cpu
>>104000054EVILGOON
Evilgoon for the divegrass team when?
>>104000054Curse you Evilgoon!>>104000110That would actually be quite a good idea, but it'd have to wait until VTL10 now (or if goons do decide to join in on one of the cross-site events).
>>103993170Schoolgirl Doki my beloved
>>104000210You can't stop me forever.
>>104002172Based
>>104002172nice
>>104002172kek, great
>>103998722>glazing dokibird constantly while crossposting in other threads trying to shit on and undermine the hololive girlsThis is supposed to be a bad thing?It's the Doki thread, of course we might make fun of Corpo Watchers outside of here but it shouldn't be shocking that Doki is our favorite.
>he's back againlol
>>104002672i honestly don't care anymore, everyone can tell it's blatant, it's just an attentionfag, it knows no one believes whatever it's spewing, they just want attention
Thinking about Doki bush
>>104002824Yes! Unfortunately so many draw her (and pretty much every vtuber/character) clean shaven...
>>104002824
>>104003010>Unfortunately so many draw her (and pretty much every vtuber/character) clean shaven...I think the bigger problem is, people still drawing her Flat or Small Chested when it's now canon that she just wears a Sports Bra and is at least a D Cup
>changing up tactics
booooooooring
>>104003010I have actually tried to find some reasonably priced artists who draw pubes and I've found 2 recently. I'll work on eventually getting some Doki bush out there but there's a girl who is first on my list before her
>>104003260based
>>104003260based bushbro
>>104003260Doing god's work. o7
https://x.com/vonshia/status/1961458832892149829
>>104003599dokilen sexo
>>104003599sexo
>>104003599Sexo
Just checked in on 10jin's twitter (I follow him but for whatever reason he rarely shows up) and it seems like some shit is going down in Indonesia at the moment. Hopefully he's doing okay.
>>104004781I saw that. Hope everything's okay
>>104004781Hope everything is ok
>>104004781Oh damn shit is escalating, might turn into a shit show with how its going
>>104004781Wtf is going on there?
>>104006571Really liking all the Hollow Knight art.>>104006640I don't know fully, a lot of Indos seem to use a mix of languages when they post online so MTL fucks up a lot and there doesn't seem to be much about it in Western news. From what I can gather there are massive protests against the government for various reasons and the police recently ran over a group of protestors with an armoured vehicle, killing one of them.
>>104006571MASSIVE headwings!
>>104007974Genocide bird...
>>104007974/kill @a
>>104007974No...
>>104003599DOKILEN SEEEEEEEEEX
>>104006571Doki knight with a gun!
>>104006881Hopefully all goes well. Indonesia has shut off the internet during protests before...
Just want to say that I'm glad he didn't die. That graduation announcement was ominous
>>104009606Me too, goon.
>>104010005
>>104010005>>104010124Blessed cuties.
>>104010278
Dorkybird cute
>>104011322
https://x.com/dokibird/status/1961539663342240125Daft punk in fortnight?
Happy Doki.https://x.com/dokibird/status/1961539663342240125
>>104011425I seem to remember her quote tweeting something about it a while ago, but maybe it wasn't confirmed until now.
>>104011425>>104011433My oshi's oshis in Fortnite, I don't know how to feel
>>104011425>>104011433
>>104011425>>104011433she's definitely goes to stream this lol
>>104011425>>104011433they have returned but in fortnite...
>>104011425>>104011433Daftpunk LIVES in Fortnite
>>104011425>>104011433Her Daft Punk karaoke is the best one yet
>>104011433Imagine if one day Daft Punk announced a reunion concert
Be Snuffy>pay money for an idol vtuber model.>pay money for a summer vtuber model.>talking about wanting to get a new winter vtuber model.>pay some vtuber artist for a fansly model that is ghosting you.>patreon numbers barely went up.>be gone for two weeks, stream, then be gone for a week now.>pick the worst merch idea that is more beneficial to people that live closer to a beach and while summer is close to ending.>average streams are like 1.5k viewers or lower.Be Dokibird.>have a 200k debt as Selen in Nijisanji.>go to Michelen star restaurant in Japan>announce that you blew like 100k for a new model debut.Who blows the most money away?
Your parents for raising a failure
>>104011425I know so little about them that the first thing that came to mind was their F1 collaboration over a decade ago.
Looks like the export submission dates for the vtl are right around the corner. Caretakergoon, you should have all of our stuff, but you're going to need to check the regulations or speak to the organizer and see how we're supposed to submit our roster. Each of our players has a specific ID that's associated with their model so it's something we need to figure out asap.
>>104012440kek
>>104012661they look fire as fuck
>>104012661i like their fit
do you guys make smart financial decisions?
>>104012928I give money to very very haha girl on the internet.I buy her expensive knife.Yes.
>>104013209me on the left.
>>104013259Gremlin taking her gremlin daughter for a walk.
>>104013259Gremlins
Caretaker Goon here,Divegrass news!Our roster and everything that needs to be submitted is done! Round of applause to Divegrass Goon for all the models, and showing me how everything is handled, etc. Footie Wisp helped out so much as well!It's time for SelenBear's revenge!!
>>104013929Nice! I believe in Selenbear!
>>104013929Let's go!!!!
>>104013929Let's go! Thank you caretaker goon and divegrassgoon!I believe in her.
>>104011425>>104011433dokibird fortnite skin when
>>104014030 (me)And thank you footie wisp!
>>104013929Hopefully the organizer won't mess anything up with the player IDs. This is our first time being caretaken so I don't know how that's going to be handled. Important thing is, you've done your part - now we just need to wait for the league to start!
>>104013929Nice
>>104015017Doki...
Doki soon (maybe)
Doki EXTRA soon!
>>104016299Allegedly
Soon...
10chin just started so maybe soon
10jin says 10-15 minutes.
>>104016983Doki...
>>104017033Lewd
>>104017033pro-streamer btw
>>104017033dum bird couldn't have tested it before hand?
>>104017137>>104017155to be fair her pc was at the shop until now
>>104017155She didn't have her PC
>>104017155She sent her PC to get fixed so no
>>104017175>>104017181>>104017183naruhodo
Grey are more retarded today it seems
Actually soon now!
>tweets she's live>still not liveDoki...
DUM
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQc5gzuIw5o
LIVE, NO INTRO
Intro...
Now!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQc5gzuIw5o
>no introNaur...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQc5gzuIw5onow!
>doki forgot to click live
RETARDBIRD
>professional streamerDumb bird love
>wants a more stable system>stuffs all 4 DIMM slots fulldumbird...
>>104017544>Looks at my 4 sticksIs it that bad? They run XMP
>free on GamepassI hate when people say this. It's not free, it's included in the service you pay for
This is even more scuffed than other collabs.>>104017533>>104017544
>10jin and doki arguing already Yeah we back
>>104017585It's honestly going to be fine for the most people, but if you're aiming for max stability, you generally want less sticks.
>>104017624DUMB BIRD LOVE
It's been too long
>>104017641Hey, he isn't on the brink of death this time
o shit it's that nigga 10jin
Scuffedbird...
Doki scuff queen
ttz3196, my oshi
>it's till soldered to the motherboardlmao
Why take a dremel too the CPU socket, just take the CPU off
oof...
A fuckin Xeon, so it probably came from some jank ass server
>>104017805A SANDY BRIDGE Xeon, that fucker is ANCIENT
>the local store didn't have the CPU in stock>ordered on amazon to receive it faster>left unopened for more than a monthDoki...>>104017792It's likely not socketed
>It's the first time I've seen people scammed like thatBig fucking X
Yeah, Amazon sucks shit, they don't give a fuck if you get scammed, and charging back will just get your account turbo-nuked.
this is next level retarded
>>104017842I think some of my old busted as HP DL360p Gen8s at work might use these processors>DDR3>6 coresWild
>>104017890(me)Still, who doesn't open the package for an expansive-ass part as soon as they get the mail what the fuck lmao
I think Amazon SUCKS
>Customers getting scammed on AmazonJeff Bezos: I sleep>Someone demanding charge back from AmazonJeff Bezos: REAL SHIT
>>104017935Doki is dumb please understand
>your driver is dead, but your package is safe
you need to treat amazon like an aliexpress or whateverdon't just buy from any seller without giving them a good look overi'd say amazon is even harder because of all the bot reviews
>>104017990I unironically trust aliexpress more
>>104017990Reminds of what happened to New Egg after being sold to a chinese company scam like incidents started happening left and right and i believe to this day is still a shitty store to buy from.
is that...?
>hardcoreNice
>>104017990aliexpress is unironically better than amazon
>wastes all her grenades
>>104018123BASED
>I didn't pay 40 dollars to go into cover
I remember playing this game with my older brother, good times
>Get up, Dom!>>104018578I remember always picking Carmine in multiplayer and not much else
>>104018578It's a classic!
Is Doki playing with KB+mouse?That's wrong on so many levels.
>when she realizes one button does fucking everythingThat shit used to be called "innovative" lmao
>>104018578good times indeed
>>104018637Probably, it's what she's used to.
>>104018675doesnt dark souls 1 basically do the same thing with the roll/run/jump button
Ah, the classic "I res you, then res me immediately after" trick
I love the bickering, kek
>>104018855Even From realized that jamming everything onto one button is crapass, which is why later games decoupled jumping from roll/and run (and ER just gave an actual jump button finally).
>>104018855Bloodborne too, and then in DS2 and 3 they mapped Jump to the left stick of all places.Before Sekiro and Elden Ring finally had a proper Jump Button/Mechanic that was actually functioning and useful...
my nigga Carmine nooooo
>>104018975>(and ER just gave an actual jump button finally)Not only that but Jumping is also a viable way to doge in that Game AND the Jump Attack itself is actually useful now too.
>>104019159RIP o7
>>104019159o7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k4X2PfgRb0Best character
>>104019159rip o7
>THE COLE TRAIN
>Enter Cole
>Wretches: AAAAAAAA
I think Doki literally is the only person to ever whiff the Hammer of Dawn and switch out for a regular gun lmao
Doki has been making more breeding jokes than usual lately.I can take one for the team and breed her.
Being carried by npc's
>>104019453No goon it's okay, I'll volunteer.
>makes a reference of a soundbite that existed since Warcraft 1>chat spams WC3i'm ngmi bros
>>104019692I think most people my age never played WC1 or WC2, and got introduced to it through WC3 or WoW.It wasn't until my 20s that I realized that the Starcraft unit quotes were all pop culture references.
>gears of war saved us from apex
>>104019453I'll do it bros, dw
>>104019858Based
>>104019262>16 years agoI'm old...
Reformed fujo at it again...
rip Kim o7
KIM NAUR
They are all dying
I remember thinking as a kid that General Raam was the coolest character ever.I don't think the guy has a single word of dialogue, turns out being a big guy with a big leather jacket takes you far in my immature head.
BERSERKER TIME
>>104020053ENTER
chonkey roidboys deserve only the strongest women
>>104020134>>104020139Beautiful.
They did it!
>SHE HAS ASS
THEY DID IT
berserker has been slayen
>BOOM
>boom
I have the Boomer "boom" as a message sound on my phone
BOOM
>>104020743based
They need to use that chainsaw more
>Running shotgun-sniper
Driving level time, how many times will they die?
Did Dom just sell a black man to a white man?
Oh god...
>Act 2Ah yes, back when Gears was supposed to be a quasi-horror game.
>>104021386>flashbacks to any time she's had to drive in any game ever
>>104021433Best kind of gameOld Gears of Wars and Halo are STILL my goats
>>104021386a whole bunch
God i hate those bats.
>Crowki'd
CROWKI'D
>listening so hard to the Cole Train she gets got by Kryll before they even introduced the mechanickek
i love this level
Good, NFT fags deserve it.
VROOOOOOOOOOOOM
Mark is a MASSIVE faggot!
There are worse ways to go...
How far into the game are they?
>>104023575Hey, at least he had a helmet
>>104023678If my memory is correct, like two more hours
>>104023678Act 3 of 5.
TPing everyone between chapters is weird
BOOM AGAIN
RIP, lmao
WEEEEEEEEE
Oh pia raided
Slimegirl raid
Piapi raid!
SLIME RAID
>spoder bosshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHf61SKB2ng&list=RDPHf61SKB2ng&start_radio=1>>104024970>>104024975NICE!Total PIA LOVE!
ENTER
that was the lamest boss in the game
>noob is now a slurWhat a time to be alive
>>104025164AIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>104025164those guns were so cool, I'd main them whenever I could
>>104025164one of my favorite enemies in the game
>>104025189>noob and ??? can get you bannedBlizzard is dead and the people still playing OW are a bunch of cucks
ENTER RAAM
>>104025492Unironically a good part to end, second part next week is the grand finale
10jin...
how is 10jin still alilve this nigga lmao
jesus, 10jin
>>>>>>> smocking is natural
She's reading nonsense again. Vaping isn't good for you but it's far better than smoking.
>Smoking is natural
He managed two months after trying to quit cold turkey
>>104025654it's plants!I love the smell of tobacco I hate that it's so bad for you to even second hand smoke
Coming up to a year without a smoke for me now.
GGs, this was fun
>>104025685Good goon, dont be like 10jin!
>>104025685stay strong goon!
>>104025721It was great!
>>104025685good job, dragoon!
>>104025685Keep it up, goon o7
Guess she wants true ending jesus
>>104025821Dedicated bird.
doki wants to get the true ending to hollow knight
FFS DOKI
Someone take her card away.
Doki please
dumbird
Is there anything left of the original HYTE pc at this point?
>new high-end AMD CPU>128 GB of RAM>5090 impulse buywe did it guys
Jesus, at this point she should just have a mini-itx box just to run OBS and vtube studio alongside the main pc.
>>104026033Imagine Doki trying to figure out a multibox setup. Simply imagine.
fuck it, get a bunch of PCIe 5.0 SSDs and RAID0 those fuckfaces, go all the way
Just set up a dual PC setup at this point doki, you basically got every component
>>104026003PC of Theseus
Bye Doki... Get a dual set up please....
Bye DUMB BIRD...
bye, dorkbird...
Bye Doki...
Oh we're past bump limit Who's got next bake?
Until next time Doki...
I saw this the other day and given all of what she's just said it made me think of it, lolhttps://youtube.com/shorts/p1R9mpezxh0
bye dokibird
>>104026146I can bake!
>>104026282Nice!
>>104026186FUNCTIONABLE>>104026282Nice!
>>104026282Nice
>>104026186Kek
Bread!>>104027302>>104027302>>104027302>>104027302
>>104027329Thanks bread maker!
>>104027329Thanks bread baker
>>104027329Thank you breakmaker
>>104027329Thanks breadmaker.
>>104027329thanks baker
o7
