This has to be some of the funniest shit I've ever seen. Absolutely zero self awareness.
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>>103998270How do I get a holoGF?
why is this an issue?
No, there needs to be unicorn supremacy and 1930s German Marching music. "Preussens Gloria" by Die Marschemusikanten would be a good start. Or "Augens geradeaus" by Erich-Weinert-Ensemble if you want something more fun.
>>103998270I swear having both Cecilia’s and Gigi’s icons always makes the individual retarded beyond repair.
>>103998409Based
>>103998326Have you never seen what anime and Vtuber cons look like? The sheer contrast between female and male otaku phenotypes is hilarious
>>103998270I mean, she's right. It just doesn't refer to (You), but you know about this already since you made this thread
>>103998489>ccgg fanthis person is not advocating for relationships between men and women
>>103998489go outside
>>103998566based
>>103998686I do, that's why I'm bringing this up
How come only women get to love?
>>103998409Imagine idolizing the losers of both World Wars.
>>103998270All the guys in the Nerissa post barking up the wrong tree
>>103998489I mean you're not wrong, but you're not right either. Real life isn't so simple, you should try it sometime.
>>103998489lol
>>103998409/pol/fags aren't even hiding it anymore I guess
>>103998270I remember someone saying that the average online dating App is about 70% male to 30% female. If you consider what an absolute shithole those are, imagine trying to date in the Hololive fanbase which has an even higher percentage of men
>>103998409>1930s>Flag of the German Empire>Preußens Gloria is from 1871>Augen Geradeaus is a GDR song>Can't even spell any of the songs rightThe smartest unicorn has arrived.
>>103998270Who
>>103999034Lmfao this you?
>>103999002I HAVEN'T STREAMED IN A THOUSAND YEARS!!!!
i met up with anons on AFO and the male to female ratio was 50:3, 2 of them being some anon's mom and one of them who got engaged that weekend
>>103998431I noticed that too.
>>104002598Moms don't count since they're not anons, and one was a married couple, so the ratio is still ∞:0. Most female fans are gay/mentally ill and the few ones who are over a 6, straight, and relatively sane enough to not require full-time care are there with their BFs who are likely also their camera guy. Funny thing is, a lot of the hot girls are super nice and friendly. But the OP is basically telling what few girls there are to gay date each other, while they treat random dudes they don't even know like >>104002422
>>103998489Cons and Otakus don't always mix.I'm an otaku and I've had no desire to go to any cons, not even to possibly fuck some cosplayer or even streamer (probably even if I was invited directly)There's large groups of otaku who don't go to cons at all.That's like saying "back in the day 4chan was majority con-goers, so all of 4chan users are con-goers", just ain't true.Hell, back in the day it wasn't even majority, you were talking like a quarter of the site at best who went to the 4chan con panels.
>>103999002Would
>>103998270the hololive fans "falling in love with each other" are degenerate faggots and trannies having gross buttsex at cons. I challenge anyone to show me a normal het couple in this context.
>>104002424LMAOOO
>>103998489>phenotypesNigga thinks this a scientific study
>>103998270cringe
>>103998323You don't unless you are female. All the women I've met who are into Hololive are lesbians.
>>103999002impressive living human skin makeup
>>104002598>>104003917The trick is to look outside the vtuber booths/events and cosplay. There's regular 3-4/10 fembots all over the artist alley and gaming.
>>104004387>nigga thinks descriptive words are gay
>>103998270Don't see what's wrong with it. Vtuber fans can at least have actual relationships with each other instead of getting trapped in the simp delusion of getting with their oshi.
>>104002422Why is it ALWAYS Justice or Council fans?
>>103998270I want a cute Japanese 35P wife and I won't settle for anything less
>>103998489https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVvg1CKBE20
The closest thing I had to talking to a girl all of ANYC weekend was on the plane ride back sitting next to a butterface chubby chink with a noticably puffy vulvaOnly because I complimented the charm on her bag and when she asked me a follow up question like if I went to the con I showed her my Advent hoodie, she immediately shot back 'i don't watch vtubers' and the conversation died.I wasnt about to navigate the minefield of cold approaching anyone amongst the horde of introverts and language barriers. At least at metal concerts I know there's common ground, were there for the same thing, but at a con they could be cosplaying Haruhi, be there to buy Gunpla, while waiting for a maid cafe panel. All otaki stuff but completely unrelated>t. 6ft, thin, clear skin, not balding
I didn't know it at the time, but my first gf back in 6th grade was an otaku. She obsessed over Inuyasha and Escaflowne like my friends and I obsessed over DBZ. Every gift we ever got each other were from comic or hobby shops. Every 'date' we had was sushi or ramen.I made an offcolor joke in reference to the hooker boots she wore to school one day and we broke up.I have thought of her in ages but holy shit did her influence change the trajectory of my life more than Ive consciously given her creditIf you're out there Morgan, you were cool af and I wish I could know you now
>>103998270The avatar screams spiteful mutant.
>>103998270this troon will still die a virgin
>>103998431>>104003782autofister fans are the new nijisisters
>>104008885Cute wife
>>103998409>>103998432You're an embarrassment to your families and everyone who has the displeasure to smell your odor
>>104011981Cry more
>>104011981>person acting tough on /vt/ pretending that he isn't a failure in life too
>>103998270Seems like a positive message, I don't see the issue.
