>>104022836
either he made it up or someone broke their nda. normally I would laugh at a concept as silly as an enforceable nda given that they are not backed by consideration; but if one demanded a jury trial and had sufficient evidence that the violating party was both actively aware of stalkers and had somehow benefited from their position.. things could happen.
I doubt an anon in privileged position to possess said knowledge would be stupid enough to share and I doubt anyone who is not in said position would possess reliable information. if it is true, smart lumi would have a very short list and some purging to do. she probably has gotten too stupid to do anything about it but it would take balls to risk what is effectively one's livelihood for zero gain.

>>104026281
>lumi will be streaming later
that would have been the move, but my X to doubt button can't be mashed any harder. doubley so if the thread's topical posters werent enough to keep it from dying off without waste energy going into charitas shitposting

>>104027171
I do wish she'd do late night streams more often, like once a week or so

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>>104027047
I can believe. Maybe in the more republican/conservative areas of New England. I doubt her family would be democrats given their left-wing turn and a Lumi and her parents disdain for Socialism/Leftism.

Lumi hymn status?

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>>104029349
Lumi hymn, spoken,
her hymen, broken.

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I have a very love/hate relationship with this cute whore.

>>104029243
I thought someone here said that Starbro was a DSA member

>>104026281
Which Lumi would you marry guys?

>>104032979
I want the lumi doesnt exist the lumi that she showed when she got this new outfit and upgraded tits. The other designs that lumi could never be thats the lumi I want.

>decides to do a karaoke but instead of doing a set of songs she knew she takes requests and then crashes out over the songs being requested as if people were supposed to know she doesn't know those songs and instead of just telling people the song isn't in the karaoke app she tries to do it off youtube lyrics videos and is absolute dogshit at that
>then cancels her twitch stream because she's seething from crashing out about the trainwreck karaoke stream
she better have dropped the attitude by today's stream

>>104034690
It's rare for Lumi to have a woman moment

>>104029243
You are too fucking schizo, and I promise you this if her family was involved in politics in New England I would know who she is. They are not.

>>104035525
Anon, you don't know what you're talking about

>>104034690
its what she's done for most of the recent karaokes and they're all mid the genshin gorilla karaokes were so good.

>>104035525
>>104035582
Neither of you know what you're talking about. I know everything, so I can easily discern whether or not you people are lying.

>>104032979
probably right, she seems like the least demanding emotionally

>>104034690
doubtful, she was up late last night and will he streaming early this morning, plus she will just be thinking about the concert and the call-in the whole time

Did Lumi oversleep?

I'm not going to enable Lumi's self-destructive behavior today
Just take a day off or something fuck

Thanks for updating us on your beloved mod xalamon Lumi, I hope he dies in a fire.

>going back to this bit
she really loved the sexist redneck bit huh

>>104035718
you realize youre the biggest unironic schizo here, right? it's always been you

>>104034690
did she at least? it isnt enough if she did since her life has been a series of woman moments of late. we would be doing her a favor if everyone just stopped showing up

>>104038843
I'm a schizo expert, I think I can spot schizos better than you.

>>104038938
be as facetious as you want to be, tweaking out about casual observations anyone who isnt autistic can make is schizo behavior

>>104039525
Gonna write another essay about these "casual" observations and argue with everyone else that came to the opposite conclusion as casually? I am curious who you think I am and how? Clearly you see patterns that nobody else can.

>>104040010
here we go

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>>104040040

Unique posters: 1

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>>104040010
lol schizo loser

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she's so cute today

another short stream? lumi can be a clown with her retarded autistic crash outs if she wants to be but if she cant even meet her basic obligations and show up when shd says she will, she's not a person anymore. just another dime a dozen menhera retard with a moving png

>go away from the PC while Lumi is still streaming
>don't come back to it until she has already ended stream and raided someone
>my earpods automatically disconnected and the soundcard defaulted to my speakers because my PC went to sleep
>Shondo is talking
What the fuck Lumi? Now I got people thinking I'm watching some 10 year old

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>wireless earbuds

>>104042353
I was doing stuff around the house and listening to Lumi yap.

>>104042560
Disgusting

>>104042003
Lumi was always a menhera streamer, anon.

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>people here are surprised that Lumi is menhera
You guys either don’t watch Lumi, or you genuinely believe she ain’t a menhera.

>>104044262
yeah she's a fucked up person living a fucked up life of rigid patterns and fear. everything from lower class healthcare utilization to being afraid of her own inner monologue.
hell, just to add to the zest, once you factor in the mutliplier effect of all the free shit women get just for showing up and the lower performance expectations; her high physical stats plus her reasonable int and cha mean she might have had more potential than I ever did.
sure she was always a mess and it was always sad. during her time vtubing I managed to get my doctorate while the most she could do was slowly becoming less of a loser. but you rooted for her anyways because that was the best she could do, and you cant ask for anything more than that.
this latest bout on menhera retard has not been sympathetic. that's the difference.
lets say I have enough time to do another round of helpful things for someone without their knowing. does this woman seem worth it right now?

>>104044262
>>104045974
>TFW you will never be Starbro as a kid and witness Lumi's more menhera side
I wonder what she was like

>visit old work apartment after a few weeks
>it's a tiny shit box I only have because the federal government splits our state in half for certain matter
>wave of nostalgia sets in
>lots of good memories here
>from stunlocks to laughs to trolling
>stand next to window
>of all memories, the first one that came flying back "this is where I was standing that time I taught lumi how to walk around a building to actually target an objective
>sudden wellspring of other bizzare mutually parasocial luments come flying back
God damn it

>>104047974
>visit old work apartment after a few weeks
This reminded me, we have a lot of newfags all of you get to suffer knowing your names are not on and will never be on white board with all the og fans she has back at her parents home.

>>104047974
It's funny because Lumi doesn't think about you at all.

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>>104048037
>>104048115

I hope lumi got off to her concert so we can be nice to her again

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>>104042353
I got some of those, the apple earpods, from a friend. They never work. Sometimes it'll connect to bluetooth sometimes it just says fuck it. Sometimes it'll be just fine, and sometimes one of the ears will start to die. Right now it connects just fine, but no sound comes out of it at all. Thing's just broken.
Used to be good for listening to lemon yaps while I cook... now I gotta haul my laptop around.

>>104048712
I didnt know lumi posted here

>>104049350
Lumi does Ego search

>>104049350
I don't think Lumi posts here except some suspiciously open ended questions about the direction/quality of her streams.

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>>104049350
always lurking *squeaks*

>>104049377
constantly. she was really cool about it earlier on. it was the only reason I bothered keeping this alive in the early days. sometimes it is nice to be able to be nice about something without being a little faggot or make it clear you arent clout chasing by being a dick
>>104049469
yeah jokes aside, you can always tell when its her. not like it used to be but shitposter lumi is the only guaranteed version of lumi that is mentally sound and not annoying

>>104051291
Does anyone know when we can watch the vod?

if I wanted to commision art, would it be possible to get something with the actual model specs (as opposed to the usual thing where they stick to key details like eye color but use a style that immediately makes it clear that it is non-cannon)? if it helps, I dont mind the pricepoint so long as it matches the quality; I kind of want a 4 frame comic strip. not porn but wholesomely funny violence

>>104051530
shhh. this is the period where money grubbing chinamen will be most vigilent and most directly able to track the source of leaks. keep it to the mainland. have faith, the tardwife protects

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>>104051291
look at her go!

>>104050025
>you can always tell when its her
You constantly pretend you can identify anonymous posters on 4chan. This is why people call you a schizo.

>>104052140
>schizo thinks spotting your oshi's writing style is the same as knowing or even care about some randos innane faggotry

>>104022836
>>104027047
anon, most vtubers have ties to the government
vtubers are spooks

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What did she mean by this.

>>104054430
lumi cosplayed as raccoonmi. it is an honor because, as annoying as she is, lumi is a fucking babe. racoonmi is our kamaoshi (am I using that right?). so she was appropriately honored.

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>>104055009
if she does another racoonmi stream i might fall in love again

>>104055199
lumi's racoonmi is too old. the real one is lolumi sized and made for headpats and love

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>>104055009
>lumi is a fucking babe

>>104056268
I like the idea that she regressed into a feral state after some recent tragedy

>>104056733
yeah she isnt a good liar (dont tell her or she may work on it) but come on. recent bouts of sentimentalism aside, it's the one consistent thing she's never fucked up with even a small slip up. even autistic girls who know they're attractive have a vibe to them.
it's not a reason to oshi her, hot girls are a dime a dozen if that is what you are really into. But at least our fictional racoonmi wouldnt be besmirched by her very presence

>>104056865
what.. what do you think irl lumi is if not that?

>>104056956
she's not full feral at least, she takes shower sand at knows how to pretend like she's acting normal

Menace won tonight

>>104057037
>showers
kek maybe just before workout wednesday.
>can pretend to be normal
deteriorating rapidly but yeah I guess. someone needs to sit her down and slap her til she gets a good cry in.
>>104059209
isnt she that former cyberlive thot who makes porn? is that what winning is nowadays?

>>104059597
Don't seethe Lumi

>>104059761
is there some context I am missing that would support seething

anyone ever just want to pat lumi on the head and tell her it will be okay?

>>104061932
No

>>104062153
she's a poor stupid creature. she deserves beatings but sometimes I dont know

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>>104052431
>schizo thinks everyone else should be playing along with his delusions
>otherwise he will identify you as some other poster, as confidently as he identifies Lumi
>other posters learn how to humor him which falsely gives him more confidence
We institutionalize our crazies, but let the high functioning ones wander around a bit. It's kind of how the dynamic works with passers by.

>>104062374
>clings to the delusion anyone cares enough about him to claim to know who he is
>knows whose posts are whose
>knows the minds of other anons and their intentions
keep up the good work

>>104063000
>>clings to the delusion anyone cares enough about him to claim to know who he is
It happened in this very thread. What are you even talking about? One posting style clearly sticks out, whether that's actually multiple insane people or not, not sure, probably.

>>104063099
>happened in this thread
the schizo is in the room with you right now

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>>104063216
I miss that lumi

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Weird scruffy racoon cat thing

>>104065003
Cute

Can that anon post that link to the sounds of Lumi video again?

>>104065003
too clean

>>104066615
Which ones I have multiple despite not actually ever were off to her?
https://files.catbox.moe/2mpcwg.mp4

>>104066615
https://files.catbox.moe/bsf77m.mp4

>>104061932
I told her it would be okay and she bit me and my finger changed color and is kind of tender. Not advisable

She might feel guilty about yesterday, and exhausted. Are we getting the super adorable Lumi today?

Lumi used to talk about how Vlad daddy was her favorite impaler and she only wanted him but now she doesn't what happen

>>104072167
she should take the day off

retard is live

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>>104073357
the gentle purr of her sleepy morning voice does things to me

>>104073357
Morning voice, jackpot

>>104070681
This is what I imagine a Lumi fansly lewd stream would sound like after the goal was hit and the goal was "toy in ass"

>>104032979
The one that isn't a whore.

reee still too busy to watch

Watching Lumi at 1% volume is the objectively correct thing to do.

is she being less retarded tho

>>104073357
thanks for the link, i would've missed out otherwise.

There's no way Lumi wasn't in remedial or special ed classes when she was younger

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cant watch, but God damn it lumi, it is hard to stay too annoyed with you

>>104077810
Skill issue

>>104078486
Imitation is the highest form of flattery anon

>>104078555
What's being imitated here? I think you're just coping with idioms

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>>104032979
>>104074696
its her turn

>>104079324
uh huh

You fuck, you retards can’t even be post a link to Lumi?
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

>>104080270
I think they know where to find her on twitch since it's always the same place and same time when she isnt flaking

>>104080270
>You fuck, you retards
Fanbase reflect streamer

>>104080270
I thought logistics was your job?

>>104080270
I tuned out after like 20 minutes

>>104080564
Explains the heavy midwit vibes

>>104079522
Imagine slapping her around every time she gets whiney or doesn't listen...

>>104081217
quiet you, that's my job

>>104081217
I could never slap Lumi

>>104032979
the obese lumi.

>>104032979
the Finnish one

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>>104081418
no hands?
we can buy you a pair of prosthetic hands, just ask

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its finally happening

>>104032979
I'd give the real one a shot. I'd need to know her better, doubly so since we only see her stream persona and one can only be so sure about what they have inferred. worse case scenario she wpuld make a good friend. altbough that would probably require becoming a mod, which is an obvious catch 22.
even if she wanted to mod someone, she would still be too chicken shit to do it without a direct command to do so. without direct instructions, she would have to commit to the idea in her head and leave herself emotionally vulnerable to a rejection or even scaring that person off. that and the nda are perfectly reasonable. hell, even accepting the unsolicited offer would be fine, since it is being framed as charity. the problem is that actively volunteering and pursuing such a demeaning task would inflict serious psychic damage on whoever asked and, rightly, cause lumi to respect them less and not want to mod them. she coud want it and you could be willing to accept it, but neither can start the discussion so dramatic irony remains the controlling law.
only a lunatic would let themselves get close enough to admit to being interested otherwise. so I guess non of the above. would still adopt racoonmi

Its over.

>>104082676
finally, Lumi can be free

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>>104082280

>>104082787
nooo anon wont read my stream of conscious toilet thoughts, how will I live?

>>104082676
thank god

so how did it go down? did the car work and did she drive it around? dont get me wrong, victory is victory for this one. it's over, we have our weekend streams again. but what went down?

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>>104083870
She spent most of the stream getting the pike, dropping the pike trap in the water, crying and finally getting it, then losing the pike on the drive over to grandma, crying again, then with money drove the car which was misaligned and turning to the right, with a transmission tht was dying on the highway, got to the shop, where her engine died 1 meter from the end line, then she tried pushing it in, flipped the car over, and it failed.
Finland Won.

>>104069813
I never used to find lumi sexually attractive. she would reliably kill unwanted hard ons. I think she is the first person I found more attractive the more I got to know her

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>>104083949
at least she got her revenge

>>104083949
people use the term crash out too liberally and they are too theatric, but there is no denying she has a strange completionist autism. was she happy it was finally over or did it hurt?

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>>104084163
you could say she went tits up

>>104084676
In that case I am proud of her for finally putting it behind her and grant her permission to spend 5 minutes imagining being pat on the head and told "good job kiddo"

>>104035525
Local politics is not the same as state or national politics, bro

>>104085370
I'm very involved in hte local politics of New England, Anon.

>>104085556
Idiot, New England states are Connecticut; Maine; Massachusetts; New Hampshire; Rhode Island; Vermont, and that’s not assuming we include New York. You wouldn’t know shit.

>>104085633
Yes because you know where I am and the people I work with. Keep assuming schizo.

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Lumi play Starcraft 2 multiplayer right now.

>>104085659
one of the replies to something you ostensibly said was laughably schizo and fit the pattern you would expect a seething tranny would sound like. But you'll have to understand why one would consider it highly unlikely you are on a first name basis with every DA, mayor, county judge, city/county councilman, school board member, sheriff, etc in new england. much less know them well enough to know what their kids do or (if applicable) their former last names.
if we arent misunderstanding you and you maintain that contention, you would have to explain why a member of an old family autistic enough to watch vtubers would be allowed to be politically facing. small businessman, lawtist, cop, etc. we could believe. interstate lobbying of low level politicians? no.

>>104086834
she should unironically be a good retard and act on posts like these

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>>104086834
no!!
Lumi, dont listen to him, marry me instead Kaneko Lumi

>>104088566
Whores can't get married anon

>>104088441
looks like she wants to play AoE instead. In that case, I'd be down too. Drop the lobby code tardwife

>>104090012
Negarino muchacho. Jesus says they just have lots of husbands.

I'll fix Lumi

Lumi should collab with Nene Amano

>>104094019
Why would Lumi collab with that whore? Lumi is an tactical gfe

lumi should relearn how to turbobottom her way into submissively demonstrating how much she appreciates the people she likes/cares about in a way that also gets them to do what she wants.

>>104096754
>you will never be bullied by your Gyaru big sister Lumi
Starbro had it made

>>104082280
Makes sense.
I have no clue how the fuck would I deal with Lumi if I were to wake up and somehow be in a relationship with any of the Lumis. Like. I have no fucking clue how to deal with that kind of woman. Would probably fuck it up quickly or get scared and break it off.

>>104097160
it's okay anon. streamer lumi's solution to that problem, like all of her problems she has no idea how to solve, would be far simpler. deny the problem exists and act smug about it.
if she spontaneously combusted for the first time; there could be a fire extinguisher right next to her and she would only use it if someone had already provided a detailed explanation of its fire suppressing properties. in the meantime, she would assign every nearby item equal priority for experiments in putting out fire. worse, she would roll her eyes at the "irrelevant" concerning of anyone who "randomly" suggests water would be good for her at that moment.
you might not know what you would do, but knowing what you don't know and not taking issue with the possibility of someone else's solution puts you ahead of where she would be.

>>104098376
bitch better spend monday relaxing instead of "working" on busy body shit. the stress cracks are showing and they arent flattering

>>104096928
How?

would lumi be able to take a minimally lubed man's pleasure cadenced anal or is she just kayfabe?

>>104094949
Lumi said nice things about her before many moons ago, she isnt a whore compared to the company lumi generally keeps.

>>104100720
>Lumi said nice things about her before many moons ago
Times have changed

>>104101024
Shut up retard.

>>104088080
Nah, I believe him.

Menace won

>>104098376
This guy art has some strong porn vibes

>>104090012
he that isn't a cuck cast the first stone

>>104091096
mi frijol amigo, he said they have lots of husbands, he didn't say they should.
whores should abstain from whoredom, but if they're married, they should stick with one for good.

if lumi is a whore, she's not wife material, but i still want her to settle down and put on some weight, i worry for her.

>>104106047
Por favor el strawmano, never said they should either, but those were her choices.
I'm sure some Chinaman will settle down with her eventually and GMO a mischling or two before she her womb becomes geriatric.

>>104106820
it's cute when people think her racist ass would even consider getting riced

Lumi is taking it easy on youtube today

she sounds breedable today

>>104108233
I want to say she deserves it. does she? I guess there were so many car game enjoying autists out tbere that we can partially blame her following through with it on chat autism

>>104108271
she needs it, whether she deserves it or not

You can tell she got dicked down good by fryen last night or this morning

>>104108409
I'd agree if it was anyone else but she only needs what she deserves otherwise she wont use it. she is literally too autistic to consider R&R a good use of time when she is demonstrably too weak to continue because it is for weak people.

>>104107660
most racist females settle for vanilla rice pudding, if they can't find a onions goy to put up with their bs.

Why is she so bottom and babygirl today? No fight in her

>>104109843
she's ptobably just being good for once

>>104109843
it's so hot

>>104109843
Just caught up with the MSC VOD and she was almost disassociating by the time she lost her first pike, probably still reeling

>>104108267
Is that good.

pride.

It was a comfy stream.

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Would you guys accept Lumi's flirting?

>>104114510
she wouldn't give me much of a choice

I hope Lumi is enjoying her Labor Day

>>104116247
I don't

>>104116247
>>104116530
she had better

Why didn't lumi stream on Twitch today?

>>104117855
Because you’re smothering her. Holy shit, stop being clingy and needy.

>>104117855
she was finally mature enough to deserve and make use of a break. so she gets one.

>>104118103
Good for her for taking a break then

she's got the karaoke -> break strat down to a t

>>104118229
your directionless butt hurt isnt applicable today

>>104118331
I wouldn't say it's directionless, I'm guessing she's weaning people off gaming content with regular extended zatsu and the stupid word games. I'm fine with pre-game Zatsu because it's pre-game, it's the parasocial hour before she starts crying and crashing out. As a 2nd monitor enjoyer I passively listen and sometimes join in on the discussion while I game or work on stuff. I have 0 desire to listen to crosswords because half of it is just sunbrocean, alpharius and ocbm vying for supremacy. I undersand why trustbros like this format but don't expect me to, I will always anti you.

WHOOOOOOOORE

>>104118656
>vying

>>104119126
The king of a dungheap is still standing in shit.
T. Proverbs enjoyer

>>104119216
In the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king

>>104119216
that's what I mean fucktard. stop glazing her. you can stunlock me into polite silence with your simpishness in a sad display of a flex. you can be retarded. dont do both at once.

>>104118686
She’s pure and seiso

>>104121557
And I'm the Dalai Lama.

>>104122208
wow, to think the dali lama also browses /vt/, hi dali, i'm donald trump, coming at you from the white house.

>>104118656
>>104082787

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I think this was one of the longest instances of Lumi enjoying the My Summer Car music so I made a soundpost

I think her obsession with her fans calling her slurs isn't healthy.
Is she okay? She's been weird past two weeks. Pre Autumn blues?

>>104118656
>I'm guessing she's weaning people off gaming content
for what purpose?

>>104126727
I blame ghost chatter

>>104126932
what did he say? I heard she made a bit of a fuss about it, didn't pay much mind to it.

>>104126753
she isnt. nigger is hysterical