Subaru is male confirmed.
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>he doesn't know ducks have massive corkscrew penisesoh no no no no
>>104118665Male here, sitting while peeing is better.
>pee while sitting>shit while standingIf you don't do this you don't belong in this site.
>>104118764how? won't the piss just shoot everywhere?
jerk off the duck until penis exploded
>>104118888Real gigachads pee in the sink and shit in the shower.
hug my dick until explode, duck-chan
You mean she's futa.
>>104119760This actually happened. I was there
>>104118905...why do you think it would shoot everywhere?Are you a girl, or do you have a malformed penis? I'm genuinely confused by your confusion.
>>104118764It's legitimately not though, the piping isn't designed to be bent downward while sitting so unless you have a tiny dong you're going to struggle to piss effectively while sitting.
>>104123669>the piping isn't designed to be bent downward while sittinganon there is something wrong with your penis
>>104118905>>104123669I'm going to need some drawings from the two of you depicting how you think sit-peeing works
>>104118665no wonder all the JPs keep sexpesting Shuba
>>104123669u wot m8a tiny dong would make it HARDER to pee while sitting, not easier.
>>104118665>d!ckDuck.
>>104118764I have to agree. Piss standing up while naked or wearing shorts, and you'll realize just how much backsplatter you're getting on yourself every time.
>>104122780Nta but if i sit i run the risk of a random boner causing me to piss through the hole between the seat and the bowl. It's not common but it's easier to just stay standing, modify my aim, and wipe the bowl if I miss or something sprays
>>104126685???anon do you have a microdick
>>104126685I have two questions:1: Why is your penis so small that that's even a concern?2: When you need to poop, do you pee standing first, then sit down to poop?
>>104118888holy quads, pack it up guys, what the post says, is reality now
>>104120229hello rubber-kun
grown ass men in here who don't know that you can aim your penis
>>104126970>>104126808Why would it even be implying I have a small penis? What, do you want me to strongarm it down at all times? If I'm doing that, why not just pee standing? Also, wouldn't a smaller dick have an easier time facing downwards? what exactly is the implication here?
>>104127798anon i need you to draw me how you think sit-peeing works
>>104128481I swear to fuck if I somehow have been sit-peeing wrong my whole life and it's magically better than I remember, I'm going to lose it.
>>104128481You don't need a drawing. Just think of a garden hose, now bend it. You can see how the part where it's bent no longer lets water through as easily, bending your dick down to pee while sitting is therefor no bueno.>>104128481>>104127798Small dick only needs to be bent a little, longer dick needs to be bent down further or you're hitting the toilet bowl too closely and get splashback. Hope that makes sense to you.
>>104128634anon... does your dick... kink when you angle it?
>>104128634Bruh this dude has a rubber penis
>>104128716Anon you realise the urinary tract isn't actually the same as your whole-ass penis, right?
>>104123669You know you’re not meant to bend the shaft at a 90 degree angle, right?
>>104128634Are you folding your penis to pee
>>104126685>>104127798>>104128634>>104123669The only explanation I have for this is that anon's dick is naturally curved upwards, that's why he can't piss while sitting. Every dick has a different curvature.
>>104128946dick curvature usually only applies when erect, you'd need to have a massive level of deformity or injury for it to affect a flacid penis
>>104128634Buddy you don't need to perform flesh origami to hold your dick down to pee
>>104129088Apparently he does.
>>104118665>you fools! we've bathed together mulitple times you've already seen me naked wtf are you talking about>i mean, it's not like we were checking down there you could have hidden it :)wtf is wrong with holomems
