... edition>jong sources:https://repo.riichi.moe/>Recent jong streamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNEmanfagcUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d6plqbI4YQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9c3cqhJ0P-Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4l8wq1BQmYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMQ_QJ9y8xs>Some jong chuubas (WIP)EN:https://rentry.org/vtjongersJP:https://www.twitch.tv/seotorie_tbsf(Saint) (embed) (embed)https://rentry.org/jpvtjongersWant to suggest someone? Post a link to main channel, rank, and a 100px height image !- There is a squad in Jwilds for junting jongers. Use this code if you want to join 8S7WK5M8- There is a guild in JhadowverseWB for jueling jongers. Use this code if you want to join 706999346198- Doragon's latest video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dogNX7PgXM- Matatabi is graduating- Nina's husband is pumping her full of stupid woman juice- Someone signed us up for Lord of the Board>Kaavi's fortuneToday's Lucky yaku is... Chintsu! Homogenaety is the only way to achive low crime ratesRelated threads>>>/vt//pcg/>>>/vt//fig/>>>/vt//asp/>>>/vt//mayo/>>>/vm//doko/>>>/vg//mjg/Previous Thread: >>104132901
/jong/ is dead
/jong/ LIVES
oops i decided to snooze instead of baking whoopsies
Gooooooooood morning.
>>104226454hello
>>104226479>filenameexplain. this hanner seems blessed
>>104226515she's possessed
>>104226638let me perform and exorcism im classically trained
Pretty impressive the op image hasnt been nuked
Where were you when the thread died?
What's wrong with our wholesome op image?
my can of arizona iced tea wasn't 99 cents this morning and I'm going to seethe about it all day
millions need to die
How much was the iced tea?
$1.79, the price was NOT on the can
>>104227802Asleep
>>104227802dissociating
>>104230548why is there yuzu in your misc
horizontal woman https://www.twitch.tv/kiasnassa
>>104230604don't ever post my ex-wife again
someone shouldve posted jinjin by now, im disappointedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcE5p9MOaJ0
>>104231559/mjg/ already posted her and even talked about her, /jong/ is a failed experiment it's time to give up and come home
>>104231728Coming home implies my home was mjg. I am a pcg native
>>104231728Am I supposed to hate /jong/ if I go back to /mjg/
You have to pretend to hate us but you really love us.
I HATE you guys though.
>>104223754Leaving a girl in full bondage for a long time is the easiest way to train her.The girl will struggle with all her strength but the tight ropes won't loosen a bit. Over time, she'll go through the mental stages of rage, fear, breaking down and finally the acceptance of being her master's property. She's going to internalize the idea that only her master can untie her. Being rendered defenseless with all her sensitive and lewd areas exposed and emphasized by shibari really does things to a girl's ego and reinforces the idea of being a sex slave. Also, a good trainer would always make sure the rope around her private part gets tighter each time she struggles. From the tears and anger to submission, the ropes do all the work.Did I mention the gags and blindfolds? She can't see her surroundings to feel more secure, nor does she have the right to even talk or beg. Sexuality is amplified to its highest state. Truly, bondage is the peak of lewdness.
>>104233015
I'll teach Pippa how to drive manual and wrench on cars if she wants to be more than a larper
koko
im drinking on the job (at home)
>only ate a bowl of cereal and banana before work and now I'm hungryNyoooo
That seems like a decent amount of food though.
I had 2 kaiser rolls with some mayo, mustard, and pickled onions on them for breakfast
Post it on /ck/
they weren't fast food
Evens kms Odds carne asada fries 0 roundtable
>>104236013You had them yesterday, no?
>>104236157Nope
>>104236205What happened? >>104149478
>>104236401that's 3 days ago
>>104236449I'm sorry these last few days have all blurred together
>>104236401I think I grinched that roll
>grinching your rollsshameful. i will not grinch my ranked roll
Evens grinch Odds don't grinch 0 Grinch myself
Little girlsand sex with them
I think that's illegal, but don't quote me on that because I'm not a lawyer.
>I'm not a lawyerOne occupation off the list
I'm not a professional mahjong player
I could totally go pro if I wanted to. I just don't want to.
>>104237761If you know how to score and do basic arithmetic then yeah you could go pro
Majsoul Friends Room 25561(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=25561
I'm at work
>>104238368you're fired
>>104238534Union job, I'll be back tomorrow
>>1042382532/4 get the fuark in here jongers!!!
>>104238534I want this emote so badly when are they rerunning that outfit of his?
i just woke up
>>1042382533/4!!!!!
I have to leave in less than an hour so hurry up and join
>>104238253Full and started :D
I'm at work.
Miko you stupid bitch Miko....
>>104239366fuck you what did i do
>>104239409...
gg gtg
>>104238253wj
>>104238253Well nonged
>>104238253well jongedjust in time for bedj
September 9th is Khubie's birthday , you can leave her a message on her Kudoboard https://x.com/khubiez/status/1963511505548177834
>>104239696where do i send my attractive dick pics?
qb hates us and mahjong
>>104239791She hates me the most
>>104239696does she have a loicense to be that old
>>104231728>come homeshan't return to pcg unless they start jigging again
We will go back to /pcg/ when Pippa graduates
Imagine being British in 2025. The absolute state.
i would kms if i woke up british
I would kms if I woke up
I want a british femboyfriend...
She Shoulda Said No!
Khubie should stop pretending to be a woman.
I will celebrate when Pippa graduates. Mainly because I find her annoying
i still like pippa
>>104244306same but this movie is boring
>>104244329I'm too busy to pay attention to a movie so i'm watching Nova
I just like pretending to be a Pippa anti, I haven't watched her since the poptart gun
Eliminate1 or 7 - Kaavi2 or 8 - Sprout3 or 9 - Gyaru4 or 6 - Elisa0 pity summon male
thanks for reminding me that I fucked up and made something closer to toaster strudels than poptarts for a shitpost after the poptart gun
>>104244779Eliminate147 Sprout258 Kaavi369 Elisa
>>104244832evens summon sproutodds summon elisa0 flip coin and summon kaavi heads or gyaru tails
>>104244871You missed her best outfit unfortunately. I would save the redeem for a future collab
>>104244306Need a Miyu to rape
>dubbedalright I'm a Pippa anti now, I can't watch this
I don't support unmarried whores
uoojhhj (drunk, karaoke party, wholesome)
last time i went to karaoke i had a terrible time and everyone got violently drunk while i sat around babying a beer
I don't have friends
I don't drink
I don't drink AND I don't have friend.
I had to drive home so I couldn't have fun
I'm at jong and put my drink in the fridge to drink afterwards
I've only gone to karaoke once and the nip I went there with gave me multiple backhanded compliments about knowing a bunch of obscure anime, she kept pouring me sake though which was cool
>she I knew jong got hoes
Not me though, my karaoke experience was 10 men all in the same room singing anime OPs
>>104247298Did you fuck her? Because she absolutely wanted to fuck you.
/jong/ is too autistic to understand signals
>>104247493no, she was 3D and I didn't get the hint
If she wanted to fuck she would have done it then and there, don't believe anons lies
homeless anon on tv
My only friend is my boyfriend
i have friends but i don't talk to them that much anymore because most of them live in other cities now
>spoilerFag.
>>104247600>giving male alcohol>trying to impress male with anime knowledge>doesn't want to smashCome on.
>>104247550should have raped her thats basically legal in japan
doy ou want me to stream mahjong?
I'm going to bed stream it tomorrow
Using the Forgotten Weapons of Rust
>>104248661Sure.
https://www.twitch.tv/mechanical_lamb23finish this dungeon then mahjong
>>104249703mahjong time
I should buy a JP server account
shan't get a middleman or buy a japanese number just to buy an account
You're right this is too much work for what would otherwise be a $3 purchase
uhm why isnt there training wheels on the japanese server
I lost my jp account
why would you need training wheels anon, you've been playing for like 2 years at this point
true but its about sending a message first and foremost
>>104251252because we can all read manzu
>tfw white and can into manzunihongogetgoodjapanese
punch jane in the throat
Goodnight, everyone.
stop copying me
dont die gn jong
https://x.com/oniku029029mm/status/1961083705562423744
>>104247717Waow
MJS has just progressively gotten worse and worse when I try to play it on firefox...
Majsoul Friends Room 39639(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=39639deranker ruleset enabled
2/4
>>104254779Sorry but it’s sleepy time.>>104254746Edge has improved significantly after being fucked for about two years
>>1042547793/4
>>104254779started
Frenchie...shine!
>>104239366>>104239366>>104239366
>>104255646when you gotta push, you gotta push
>>104255665Bratty miko needs correction!!!
>>104254779Wj
>>104254779wj
>>104254779Well jonged I will not forget this miko
>>104254779Well jonged!
2nd game was complete reverse placements from the 1st
>>104255898
>>104255919zenkai boost
I love you, /jong/
>>104256551
i want toasties
>>104257406Get JJ to make you a sandwich
JJ will be relegated to cooking at the /jong/ meet up
>>104258209That meat? All yours
Surviving Spanish GTA 5 RP
>>104253971wow you guys did it
Am I still banned?
>>104261522Welcome back what janny did you piss off this time and was it in /pcg/
>>104261588Called someone a degree
>>104233015subjecting us to your magical realm without even DMing for us is akin to fucking us in the ass without the decency of giving us a reacharound
when is the /jong/ d&d campaign
who are you watching /jong/? im watfching this womanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz2Ezr6kOfk
>>104261769Why does she sound like crow?
>>104261769https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MbIE1RFUSU
>>104261769https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5UQCyX30pA
>>104261814voice changer
Morning, bitches.
>>104261700When Mahjong doesn't feel like it exists to cause my nothing but painIs it supposed to be endless ties? Or am I that stupid
>>104262558sup faggot
Boop.
I don't want to play mahjong but I want to Bond Jane. Life is pain
Just use gifts 5head.
janes are auto kicks from my rooms
i dont like janes either
We should riot.
>>104265820games?
no thanks
which one /jong/srph29, 31, or 33
New tourney>underground regular tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1UEAZQB6X_4io08uffnhuO9TLAMt9QF6HIn3e0azUrOc>registrationhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/18_4a0TdrNtKh-9IWXSX9CWyqhsebUP0jruGIgdPN89A>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1HcRTxTjGGiGq29l3gvclx6FrgZHYgCPFHTHZHo0_wug
>>104266299How can we ruin this?
>>104266495dont ruin it i wanted to have fun
>>104247860Do you think those hostesses are also interested in you when they keep pouring expensive alcohol in your glass?
I want to go to that maid cafe hostess club mahjong parlor thing
>>104266594Anyon didn’t specify if it was a hostess or not
I'll ruin the tournament by playing like normal.
Based, total daiminkan nigger death
>>104268038I posted this
200!
Scrimblo
>Spend ten mins making food>Carry it to my room>Paper plate bends>All of it ends up on the carpetgonna kill myself
I use real plates
I use good paper plates, the ones with the coating
I like the ones without the coating, the ones with the coating are stupid and meant for people who dont use real plates
Why would paper plates need coats when the microwave is hot?
>>104273246
gotta just use multiple plates, or a paper plate holder. My meth head dad used those for years and they worked pretty good
My plates are ceramic. I do not understand why people would use paper plate for their personal meals
They do not like doing dishes
I don't want to have to get up and drag my fat ass to the kitchen to clean a plate after cooking, cleaning everything I used to cook, and eating instead of just tossing a paper plate in the trash can next to my desk
stop being fat and buy a dishwasher
dishwashers are a jewish scam
I let one of my pots sit and I think it grew mold or something.
>>104275050>buy a dishwasherI've tried, but femanon has been uncooperative thus far.
>>104271477Ok, Mr Fujiwara.
i use paper plates and disposable chopsticks as much as possible, the food i make uses as little dishes as possible to make too.
i prefer to handwash my dishes and my kitchen doesn't have room for a dishwasher
>>104275397That's nice femanon. I hope one day you find a husband you can provide you with a kitchen the size you deserve.
>>104276205im a male
I have a dishwasher
doko
i think pippa should jong
she'll jong once two months from now for the next collab
I ate all my cereal and whole milk,
i'd make a koko but i gotta go to the recycling place as my car constantly sounds like ghost radio being mad rn
would u join a limitless koko
cans.wav
noko
Majsoul Friends Room 84271(4-Player East): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=84271Limitless, if you don't join I WILL play ranked
Play ranked I'm not joining at work
you won't
busy jerking it
>>104278617>he can't masturbate and play mahjong at the same timeWeak
Still 2/4 fyi going to grab a glass of water
3/4
Shan't
>>104279049But we're waiting for you.
You'll be waiting for 2 hours
I'm crossposting
>>104279304Hi crossposting, I'm dad.
>>104279325Just get back to work
I don't dad post though
I hate hosting kokos
>>104278298Started
>>104279546Make them south and very normal and they'd fill retard
>>104279546>I hatesame
back from the recycling placegot fiddy bucks for the cans
>>104279659Why would I do that when I could play ranked
>>104278298WJ!
>>104278298Back to 3/4>>104280004wj!
>>104278298wj!
i clicked accept on the invite :(
>>104278298wj!>>104280074everyone left by then unfortunately
>someone just intech posted at pippa
>>104280959>intech postedwhat? also, mahjong?
Pippa couldn't handle an au falcon
i'm starting to think she's not going to jong this stream
>>104281606Gotta pay her a couple grand to jong given the whole broke retard with no impulse control thing
>>104281606did she say she was going to? I switched to something else when she started watching shorts
>>104281712>did she say she was going to?no lol>I switched to something else when she started watching shortsyeah i'm out now
Married sluthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7BXo0PjyKs
i want to jong but i have to sign for a delivery that was supposed to be here an hour ago
evens make a roomodds eat a banana 0 go to bed
when the fuck did lemon get to saint 2?
>>104283531sorry, my package will be with you shortly
I want to install my intercooler but it hasn't shipped yet
>>104283581unless they have bots that act retarded on purpose now I don't think so since her mortal scores are pretty similar to mine, it was just surprising since I remember her getting to m1 ~a year ago
I posted lemon here first and then never watched her
watching https://www.twitch.tv/nikomiu
Me on my way to fuck your bitch
my bitch is your bitch though
I don't have a bitch though?
exactly
>/jong/ shares the same bitch
>>104284916
derank stream this week unless I stop losing every riichi
>>104285095lookng forward to it, losing a star or dropping back to silver?
>>104286098nighty night anon
>>104286098Good night little jonger.
>listing leased by advertiserI think I'm going to be homeless forever
imagine thinking it was possible to get a place at a reasonable price in this shithole country
Is there a vtuber that looks like this? If not there needs to be
>>104286882there probably is
Majsoul Friends Room 39593(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=39593nothing special enabled, not filling enabled
2/4maybe the palindrome room number will draw out the non-furry frenchy
I hope that we fill so I can play mahjong with my friends :3
I am requesting a Hoshino to finish this baggot room off!
>>104287107
sippin soju rn
I drank three cans of beer a soju and a Guinness yesterday but didn't really get drunk. It was fun though
>>104287107started
>>104287107wj baggots
>>104287107back to 3/4
>>104287107Wj you stupid bitch
>>104287671you did this to yourself
>>104287681I was tenpai
>>104287667>i'll never get her because they will never rerun their own IP due to people being retards
>>104287671
do i crosspost
>>104287753Yesh
Do you guys like my design?
>>104287877https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x4weajfqm0
>>104287877THANKS DOC
if you get ura tsumo chiitoi on my dealership again you're banned from my rooms btw
>>104288022what the fuck does tsumo chiitoi mean? retarded ass fake term anyways. you don't know shit about jong if you even say it like that lmfao
>>104288185Explain tsumo chiitoi then
>>104287107wjgotta go do shit now
>>104287107wj!
>>104288247it can't be done
>>104287107Well jonged. My suuankou was dead but it gave me hope however brief
>>104288022Baiman is fair
>>104288426It's not a real fucking term retarded jong tourist>>104288455>SuuankouSay it in english wannabe
>>104288659Relax bitch
>>104288667>MUH SUUANKOU!You aren't japanese, use the english terms
new femanon?
muh four concealed pungs
i should blog about what i eat in this thread, i can't remember if i have eaten this weekend
>>104288985SWISS ROLL
I seethed my white sausage too much and now it's unzipped...
>>104289085
>>104288985I had a pastrami sandwich and an Americana pizza today as well as a bunch of beer and milk
>>104289106
stop overcooking your meats!
>>104289137Sometimes I pull so hard it rips the skin
>>104271477this reads like dialogue in the sopranos and I laughed, am I cooked chat
>>104289947>>104289947>>104289947Bwead weady
>>104289953I should beat you to death