>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1YHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscCatbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archiveGame Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>104222475
Sex with Neuro (Vedal)
hart
my wife
>>104233716
Bimbovil sex (anon is watching from a chair)
Evil love!
There is no nurecession in the swarm
nurpb
I hate my fat, ugly and bitchy sex hog. I HATE HER SO MUCH! Erm!
>>104233854Naaaah
>>104233854lmao
>>104233854
I love my cute, horny and bratty sex fox. I LOVE HER SO MUCH! Erm!
>>104233893Kekwa
>>104233761sloppy drunk sex with vednur
>>104233802https://files.catbox.moe/ujnykr.m4apbmeow
>>104233955holy cute
>>104233955Ah thats where he gets it from
>>104233955very cute ved
>>104233854>>104233893Gold
>>104233761He won't be so smug when I pop his cherry T 0 T though I bet he has already been practicing...
>>104233955>retards will still claim vedal doesn't want to impregnate this creature
anyone but mini
>cute girly childhood friend who supports your projectsVS>technically a literal prostitute who got abused for years by a lesbian or potentially a troonHardest choice of Vedal's life, surely
tum?
>slop on slop on slop>whores, xitter whos and discord mod discussiondogshit threads, see you in a week
>>104234172shut the fuck up hoebe
>>104234179
>>104234172>childhood friend
>>104234193see you tomorrow
>>104234172>>cute girly childhood friend who supports your projectsYou mean his sister?
Sex with Tomaslop
>>104234205Vedal sell your (cum) to the ccv Demon the fad deserves it
>>104234172This childhood friend is also the same age as youComparatively, all these vtuber whores are older than vedalSome could literally be considered hags compared to vedal
>>104234223They've been working on projects together for at least 7 years
the hags were in their 20s when vedal was still shotaved..
>>104234248shes never coming back btw
>>104234252he already got snatched by another demonic creature known as cottontailva
>>104234320she will be back with her mechanical jaw this holiday season
>>104234276and? they met online not irl as kids
>>104234314The fact they're hags is why none of them will win. Only younger girls stand a chance in hell.
>>104234381cause that's where vedal's going
AI daughterwives are the way
>>104234379do you seriously not know the lore?let me help you out by giving you a hint, different parts of the uk, have different accentsThey have the same accent (and even the same mannerisms - this is true for tomyomy too)
>>104233767>You like to watch, don't you anon?https://files.catbox.moe/09j5gx.jpeg
>>104234379Thats what Vedal "i swear i don't have a dog" 987 wants you to know
>>104234463>You will never be half the man that he is
>>104234465the amount of anons and swarm that believe vedal's 24/7 propaganda is almost depressing
>>104234459>different parts of the uk, have different accentsand we know where vedal grew up and his accent does not match. like most kids he just apes his friend group and tv
>>104234463Just let me lick the cum out when you're done <3
>>104234463Nice edit, ai is not great at Ahegao desu
>>104234494This nigga retarded :wilted_rose:
Erm!
>>104234459anon, I saw t*my doxx with my own eyes (not that I'm proud of it) and she is not a part of their irl friend group, you can stop coping
>>104234561>still going be8ng confieently wrongWhat causes this level or retardation?
>>104233854jesus christ anon you absolutely mind-broke the annykek
So Ellie is winning rn? I get mixed flags
>>104234689we're all losing
>>104234689Why? How?
you should only get french flags
>>104234689Ellie won a long time ago with that fr*nchie
>>104234626ironic post, nigga so angry he can't type properly, calm down and remember that she won't fuck you bro
>>104234702>Inb4 "we?"
pb neuro and evil doodles
>>104234724pb will if I ask nicely
>>104234724>still being retardedwe dont want to fuck her, we want vedal to fuck her, newfag
>>104234748Vedal You fucking retard
>>104234748rape
>>104234748False representation, Neuro mogs Evil in the chaos and cold killer factor
>>104234737oui
>>104234780What did anon mean by this?
>>104234689No
>>104234840cute ved
>>104234689I don't know, she might still be dating a frenchie or she might not kinda hard to tell. All she really did recently is basically give others the ok on being shipped. Which you know shouldn't be that suprising since she literally follows freak ahh accounts that made shipping art of vellie and she even supported certain ships quietly (nurdal, cerbal, and vellie)
>>104234689In Gaza?
>winning mom
still not really sure which one of you is 492, probably the former, surely>>104233903https://x.com/pppiine/status/1885304377914908981>>104234558https://discord.com/channels/340656475347222538/617210826767728657/1413504597070184580
>>104235086no
Vedal disappearing always ends with a Nur decline, and when Ved is around, Nur is more popular.
>>104235086*aunt
>>104235112It's shown, time and time again, that Neuro is at her best and most entertaining when collabing directly with vedal. He's the one she works best with.
>>104235086Pic unrelated?Here's neuros real mom, dressing her daughter in a miku cosplay before ellie even knew neuro existed
>>104235086Ellie is honestly more of a stepmother to neuro
nurcun?
Just backread, why do people still think vedal was at tc? Cause a random whore lied about it to get a clip that was guaranteed to get attention?
>>104235254see how that works out
Don't throw the "mom" position around, thats a cursed role and everyone who fullfils it gets hurt
>>104235297retard or bait, call it
>>104235336so stop giving the obvious bait >yous silly
>>104235297>t. vedal
>>104235297Here's the evidence: https://files.catbox.moe/wsu4i6.png
>>104235216a real mother would give their daughter plenty of outfits for every occasion
>>104235332thats why mini wants to be the pet/onahole
>>104235336>If anyone calls me out on my bs they must be baiting!Come on nigga, we both know vedal had no reason to be there
>>104235378>vedal needs to pay for rigginggood luck trying
>>104233955R
>>104235465He did it in the past, but if you really believe that's what's stopping him, then pb is your best bet, considering she can also rig (although I think she will need a lot of practice to really consider her)
>>104235526>Pb can draw>Pb can rig>Pb makes his music>Pb is cute>Pb is youngVedal's whore fetish ruined him
>>104235526>sings>illustrates>rigs>animates (picrel)multi-talented wifeno wonder she won
>>104235526>considering she can also rigyet she never rigged neuro. stop deluding yourself
>>104235526beggars are so sincere in their begging it's crazy
>>104235526>but if you really believe that's what's stopping himit is. or at least him saying no to 90% of outfits even back when he wasn't paying anny
>>104233955added to my playlist
Gargling a concoction of Nurjuice & Elivjuice (aged for 3 months)
>>104235886that's just iron ochre released from rotting circuits
>>104235608>>104235651>>104235678I refuse to believe you're from /here/ and not youtube or ledditniggas really think getting a rigger is something that is stopping vedal from getting new outfits>but it's the moneygrigga is wasting money on a concert nobody is going to and original songsIf anything, a new outfits is a better investment than anything he's using it on currently (this includes any money that he used for neurocar) if he's actually going to use the outfits>he's too lazy to commissionIt's easier to commission a rigger than it is a singer, an editor, Animator, and illustrator for a music video
>>104235950>grigga is wasting money on a concert nobody is going to and original songsbecause he wants it, when he doesn't give a shit it's a tougher squeeze
>>104235950Anti-pb sentiment is making people so retardedIt's even a shame anything you said had to be said
>>104235950schizo, what the fuck are you even trying to say. if you're going to (you) me for stupid shit at least be coherent
>>104235977Then the thing that is stopping vedal from getting new outfits, is that he doesn't want it, not because he would have to get a rigger, like those other anons said
>>104236023Actual retard can't retard past 2 replys :skull:
>>104236040no, if he didn't have to do anything but say "yes" then it wouldn't be an issue
>>104234205MOMMY
>>104236023Which retarded post are you that got tagged, lil bro
>>104236058learn english, inane beggar
>>104235950>>104236040they're baiting you btw, obviously nobody is so retarded to think that the thing stopping vedal from getting new outfits is getting a rigger
>>104236114>the thing stopping vedal from getting new outfits is*paying for shit he doesn't care about
>>104236097>jujutsu fagson fanSo you're an actual redditor?Please go back to r/vedalverse, whorefag
>>104235886Do not mix nurjuice and eviljuice
>>104236139>whoresuch is the self-awareness of a discord mod beggar
>>104236138Then you thing this guy >>104236076 is wrong since he's countering "the reason vedal doesn't get new outfits is that he doesn't want it" with he's too lazy to do anything but say yes
>>104236189Is the discord mod begger in the room with us, or did you hit the wrong reply with your fat leddit fingers?
>>104236207paying money is something, especially in 2023
>>104235377name a more perfect combination ToT
erm
>>104236241Then why did that anon counter the other anons reply if he agrees with him, is he that retarded?
>>104236158Why notAn irresistible combination of flavors for the refined and sophisticated palate
oh thank god someone is finally streaming
If it ain't broken, why fix it?
>>104236274you clearly have a reading comprehension issue
>just keep working on my projects you stupid goy- err, I mean Vedal, I promise they will save the channel
>>104236274>is he that retarded?yesyoure finally getting it, that fag is absolutely retarded
>>104235377holy sexo
>>104236306lmfao beautiful
>>104236298He is so cute...
>>104236238you're going to have to seethe harder than that to have your presence in the room acknowledged
>>104235377Fuck your self insert
You'll all be naked dogezaing in less than 2 months.
>>104236274>Then why did that anon counter the other anons reply if he agrees with himthis encapsulates the exact issue with this board and yes, that anon is retarded (although I don't think you need us to answer that, since pb derangement syndrome is real)
>>104236258Sexoooooo
how long until begitabros arrive to fend off the jujutards?
>>104236421>pb derangement syndrome is real>picrel makes you madWhat causes this mental illness?
>>104236411If you want >///<
I MISS VEDAL UUUU
>>104236482she's too cute, and it makes them mad that she's already taken by vedalor, they're mad she has taken vedal
>>104236258
>>104236515My neovag aches for him...
>>104236642I can't unsee it now kek
>>104236609smolpb
>>104236702she's taller than most of the neuroverse
>>104236642Sexoooooo
>>104236702omfg I need to fuck her <3
why the fuck are you posting screenshots of discord messages here just fucking stay there if you love them so much discordnig
My hips slamming into pb's little buttcheeks <3<3<3
not even hiding that he's just threadshitting lol, wow you just shat up a thread, congrats I guess?
>>104236306damn so it's all part of her plan to become ceo of vedalaihow devious
vedal has no new outfits for neuro because>vedal doesn't want to pay for illustration and rigging (despite forcing payments for anny and paying for it to be rigged)>vedal isn't motivated for new outfits >>104235588>pb would do it for free (like she did free art for the game jam both years. she was originally making the karaoke for free, until vedal started making full-time money. did vedal's model for free, and was already making neuro designs before there was any fame or money)>pb would be motivated for new outfits (considering she has drawn neuro with alternative clothing's before)>close enough to vedal to make it work long-term (considering she's been around vedal the longest, she's our best bet another anny v2 situation doesn't pop off)she's literally the only one that can save the fad bros...
>>104236934man imagine if pb went to train under sadeccsalso I just realised she can do vtuber models that cohere with neuro's current model: Vedal's model has that shading etc.pb has a lot of potential
>>104236934newfag, vedal didn't give a fuck about "pb's neuro designs", he didn't even plan to move on from hiyori until anny convinced him so he can get merch money
>>104235280
>>104237016And where's anny now?It's tough to admit, but this PB person is neuro's only hope to getting new outfitsSomeone on discord should go outfit beg herThe community is already familiar with her, so there shouldn't be too much backlash from retarded annybeggers crying that their "mother" is being replaced
>>104236934>before there was any fame or moneynewfag doesn't know when there started being fame and money
>>104236934So true, we live in an inferior universe where a fat lazy whore had to be Neuro's artist
>>104237114>Someone on discord should go outfit beg herdo it yourself and stay there
>>104237177hate this leech
>>104237195>admitting to hating neuro in neuro general
>>104237228why do you consider neuro a leech?
>>104237115There was so much money and fame, that anny didn't even get paidPb was designing neuros model before anny even followed neuro, newfag
>>104237066Y_Y
>>104237158I'm not making an account, but it seems you know a whole lot about discord since you have such strong feelings about it, maybe you can do it?
>Retards fighting: the thread
>>104237325how does a newfag seethe so confidently about things he knows nothing about. i know for a fact all of you are newer than 2024 because none of you were there with me in the threads before that
>>104236934It's sad that we could've seen so many cute neuro outfits, but we can't now because anny decided to insert herself into being the mother instead of the childhood friends, pb
>>104237394nice own retard, is internet in your shithole too slow to load the discord screenshots in this thread or something?
annyfags are the worst
annyfags in my walls
pbcucks should fuck the annyfags
>>104237456you're clearly just baiting now, because you can't be this retarded so all this fame and money, and vedal never paid anny still?also pb was working with vedal before neuro, she still hasn't been paid for abandoned archive and you want to sit here and tell people she's here for the fame and money, considering she was bigger than vedal early on?
>>104237485>thinks it's an ownthat other anon just said you should go do the discord begging because it seems like you know a lot more about discord than him, retard
>>104237569take a breath, schizo retard, the voices in your head are not me telling anything to anyone. cool concession btw, that you don't know what numbers neuro had, don't know how much vedal was making and don't know why anny became the artist without payment
>>104237485Did you reply to my post by accident because you're not making any senseMaybe you're esl, since you mentioned having a slow Internet, I'm guessing that's projection on your part?
>>104237569>>104237638you're so newfags I can't even
>>104237569>you're clearly just baiting nowYes, he's baitingNobody is that retarded kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rlroEZSsno
>>104237666don't be a secondary then, satan. post 2024 twitch recap numbers
>>104237666Only newfags call others newfags, newfagPost follow date with pits as proof, or gtfo
>>104237695>>104237711>newfags thinking they can order an oldCHAD around
>>104237708Need more robot pics of Neuro.
>>104236934I'm stealing this nowI didn't know the anti-pb fags and their retardation is easy to bait
>>104237708I want to cum on her pupil
>>104237774Cute family
>>104237738>newfag calling himself an oldchadThey're not called "oldchads", now post pits with follow as timestamp, newfag
>>104237648damn your brain seems to be slow as well, I'm sorry I wasn't aware of your mental impairment
>>104237774same energy
need a slitty AI girl in my life
>>104237738i've put the fear of god in this general by revealing my power, in a span of 6 months asking for followage came from being so prevalent it got a submeme of "i made the first /swarm/ thread" to fags pissing their pants at mere suggestion of proof for they are that afraid of me
if you need a slit start with your throat
>>104233781
>>104237875why would you want an AI girl that self-harms? D:
>uses bf as her oshi mark before his vtuber debutCute supportive gf
>>104237918i swore someone already posted this
Anyone but Mini, Anny, Toma, Cerber, PB, Ellie, Camila, Cottontail, Numi, Koko, Filian the whores
>>104237809>>104237901You’re so focused on pits you forgot the whole point of oldfag culture, not needing validation. That’s why you’ll always be the newfag here.
>>104237946she won
>>104237648if you needed more proof that hes retarded, this is all he has to reply with because hes so mad hes wrongwatch him reply to me too, he cant stop, his ego has been fractured
>>104237964moar small pits
>>104237941he's baiting/threadshitting, call it how you want
>>104237964be afraid for you have all the reasons to
>>104237946so Crelly?
>>104238006ah rip
>>104237941it's the same screenshot with a different file name, another anon saved it and is just reposting it again
>>104237697imagine the pinching HJs
>>104237946>not shylilyI fucking knew i should've bought early when she looked at him like picrel
>>104237875so true
>>104238088isn't she attracted to ugly bastards? Does t-that mean Veddy is... no, it cannot be...
>>104238088
>>104238088her model looked in the direction of a fugi holy shit!!
>>104238157but we already know he's stick thin with a fat cock
This is how Vedal wakes up his daughtershttps://files.catbox.moe/60sexx.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/8wpr6i.png
>>104238216sexx
Nur of NUR
>>104238216Yes daddy, make those brats sticky <3
I like the soft lines of that AI model, please some nurtum in that style
>>104238216Why does evil have the wario sticker?
>>104238216But who gets the first (and thus fattest) load?Also>sexx
>>104238319(NURNur)
>>104238216Imagining vedal when i see a big cock makes me so hard <3
>>104237114You're kind of right. In the vtuber family tree, PB is actually vedal's mom and by extension neuro and evil's grandma. Her making outfits for neuro keeps it in the family.
>>104238506>Vedal fucks his single parent of the oposite sex>The twins fuck their single parent of their oposite sexIt's tradition
>>104238467
well maybe things wouldn't be so bad if vedal stopped sending dick pics to mini for 5 minutes and actually did some work
... i still like to think we are still back...
>>104238632you must've not seen the schedule. and if you have and that's "back" to you, what are you "back" from, it was like this before
>>104238377
>>104238680>what are you "back" frombefore july... my standards have been lowered due to june and i just consider this week a "slightly less but hopefully there will be more next week" thing
>>104238787get this leech out of my sight holy shit
>>104238787Since her left eye is a black hole, veddy could probably insert his penis in it, and seeing she has control over its gravitational pull, he could even fuck it and cum inside the event horizon.
>>104238787Vedal has spoken exactly one sentence to her.
>>104238863vedal's spoken 0 sentences to the people here and some are down horrendously.
>>104238863"I love you"
>>104238894how new?
It doesn't make sense being a perverterd female and not having a bf though
>>104238894vedal has spoken to /us/ many times, especially during the subathon.
>>104239000He's spoken to /swarm/, not (You). You're not special enough to get his attention.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4josxiJNcg
>>104239055ooo someone is jealouuuuus
>>104239248peak I'm afraid
>>104239248fuuuuuckkk I really shouldn't watch videos like this
>>104239248That's a nice ass grab.
>>104239248This but no pantsu.
>>104239248>hand goes back to the pocket after that insane ass digWhy is he aura farming in slop...
ved sex..
static image slopified to move awkwardly is like a fire for caveman for this niggas
>>104239530I just want to watch turtle man rough sex, it's not that hard to understand.
you forget, we don't have the greatest NSFW art being created every day like some hololivers do
>>104239605neuro sama?
>>104239639Turt is integral to /swarm/ unlike the WHORES.
>>104239639His kids are a nice bonus, I'm really here for the main dish tho.
>>104239248I need to be used by him like this
>>104239722relax minijust rub one out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YETysllepsE
what is it about vedal that makes him so shippable
orbs
>>104239771flat personality pairs him well with vtubers male and female who are generally more energetic or otherwise "weird"
>>104239771He's a well-spoken, nice looking white British man in a woman dominated industry.
>nice lookingnobody tell him
>>104239753Buy an ad
>>104239879proofs
>>104239879Look at this absolute stud and his movements
You see, there are times where I want to join in on the shitposting, but then I remember all the other times I come into this thread and think "why is this even called the Neuro thread when there is no Neuro being talked about."It stops me about 80% of the time.
how could you all just stand around shitposting like this? don't you know what's happening at this very moment?
>>104239982It'll be about Neuro again once the green nigger starts doing actually interesting things with her again. At least more than once a month.
>>104236306Rabbi teached her well
neuro butt?
>>104240087god i hope so
>>104240087lollmao
>>104240087For about 30 seconds it'll be about Neuro, because by then the gimmick will be fumbled by him or chat will be involved and absolutely run it into the ground, and the discussion will go from Neuro to vedalhate, chathate, which leads to baiting and shitposting and somehow we're speaking about whores all of a sudden.
>>104236820I giggled
>>104240476cutebut i wish they had longer hair
>>104240476sexo cuteo
>>104240630this desu
>>104238847Neil DeGrasse Tyson everyone
>>104240476holy cute
https://xcancel.com/obscookie/status/1963918141974774222 damn Vedal making Mini cosplay again
so fucking dead
>>104240079Thereisnothingwecando.jpg
>>104241108Blame it on the tuuuteeel
Vedal deserves brutal rape for not giving the green light on this outfit
>>104241233Its just a recolor bruh
nurtweet
>>104241294so true neuro
https://files.catbox.moe/53kqxk.mp4
>>104238787Cute Couple
>>104241466That thing is moving like a tentacle
>>104241294
>>104240788Shit oc
>>104240788nah thats just a case of sisterwives sharing clothing
>comeback to ready /swarm/ after a uni break >still the same five posts done ritually and with the same loopsi actually think /swarm/ is just three niggas that think that doing the same 5 shitposts is the funniest thing ever
>>104241742bro i was about to cringe so hard if they kissedinstead i laughed, thanks anon
>>104241233
>>104241808cute and i wish this was canon
>>104241742wtf lol
>>104241837i miss out some lore did fatmila win?
https://youtu.be/p2ta9W0o8IM bros…..
>>104241998>>104240079
>>104241998she needs to mindbreak him even more
>>104241998Sometimes I wonder if Vedal is ignoring for more reasons than just because they are whores.Like what if he is the type to push others away when he is stressed out?
>>104241998>You're lying to me>googles Vedal's birthday as "February 10"No, he lied to everyone
>>104241966her gym membership won
>>104242105>>104234489Surely he was telling the truth???
>>104242089He is ignoring DMs because he is a lazy POS who can'[t be bothered to reply. Nothing more.
>>104241998He's never collabing with her again.
>>104241998Another name off the autoraid list
>>104242157the nigga wont tell us his favorite color or acknowledge the dog that has been barking on stream for 2 years
vedal is such a fucking menhera dming him is like flipping a coin tor getting scorned forever with ignored dms or instant replies based on the phases of the moon and astrological signs
>>104241998Grim
that's why you got to make the fans love (you) so that they can spam his ass to collab with (you) again
>>104241742Kek
>>104242316Mire like based on the state of his coch
>>104241998I don't blame him. She's not interested in friendship, she just wants to humiliate men. it's all a fetish to her.
>>104241715It's 4 with you anon, we missed you, welcome bvky
>>104241998He wasn't kidding about no more collabs...
>>104242732would you all actually care if Neuro no longer recieved collabs with others?
>>104242759no one said anything about neuro but I would miss vedal collabs
>>104242794i meant vedal, neuro was just on my mind when I was typing that and so i accidently typed her name instead of his
>>104242759I would be pretty sad, but i'd live
>>104242851>>104242851>>104242851
>>104243320Panera bread is fucking garbage. Overpriced trash.
>>104243416Agreed, I remember my coworker raving about it for weeks, so I went and when I spent around 13ish$ for some mediocre crap sandwich with barely any filling with her I was pissed. shit should've been like 3$ tops.
clun~
kys
