This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!Schedule: Guess who made it through the summer car and ISN'T GRADUATING!!!! WOOOOO!! STRATEGY SUNDAY IS BACK!!!!!!!!!Find Lumi at VEXPO THIS WEEKEND!!!https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1962418142648664518/photo/1Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlAhttps://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOughttps://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3GgTwitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumiYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumiTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumiTwitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikanekohttps://gofile.io/d/KGXbJthttps://gofile.io/d/votdVzhttps://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvgLumi is molding her hands into a claw like grip so she can become the best bog witch she can behttps://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumiPrevious Thread:>>104160798
>>104236001How does Lumi keep forgetting her down attack is diagonal? She should know about now.
>>104236001What would a Lumi Girlfriend experience be like?
Guys, I think I’m genuinely falling in love with Lumi. I need help.
>>104240086give it a few months and it will pass, I went through the same thing
>>104240122What if I don’t fall out of love with her.
>>104240251become an artist or schedule movie nights
>>104240251Nta but you will. I'd guess most of us crushed on her at some point or another
>>104240086Embrace her love, for she is god.
>>104240251do you watch othervtubers? cause that makes this easier. you dont. if you dont then it is possible. I guess love is different for everyone, but see if you find yourself gaslighing her into being less of a failure. I used subconeciously do that to groom girls into being less embaressing to show to family. everyone probably finds a way to make then love you back
am I the only one who appreciated lumi for her controller position today? she did good
>>104242662Yes
>>104244160yes Im the only one who appreciated it? good. it's the small things that add up to something
>>104242662she should hold the joystick (my dick) more often
I look forward to letting lumi go three days without having to change clothes in nothing but shibari. I know I am too nice but sometimes discipline requires laxity, just as kindness occasionally requires cruelty
>>104244444Why are you like this?
>>104240086Maybe try to think about the fact that she uses vtubing as a way to enable her bad habits and other issues instead of trying to improve herself, it worked for me at least.until she makes an especially cute noise
>>104248629Lumi would never do that. She's different
>>104249193how's she doing as of late?
>>104249610She's improving. She's eating more.
>>104249631nice.now we need her to get more walks
>>104249802Starbro tried to take her hiking and walks but she didn't want to.
>>104249823you can tell a horse about water, but to get it to drink you need to make it thirst.lumi needs to feel like being indoors is stifling, and want to be outdoors to escape that constraint of being indoors.otherwise she'll never want to leave.this applies to others too, in your life, if you want them to take up something, make them want it.
>>104249193nta, but she does. it makes it worse on us tho. if you invest enough enegy into pushing her, she can be acceptably quick. even in areas where I have a statisitcally significant degree of expertise. then she self-sabatoges. either by reverting back or doing remarkably stupid shit like (famously) trying to read the myth of sisyphus instead of just learning. she always has an excuse. "it would be less funny" or "I cant use a computer and my jannies said I would get doxxed" or whatever other contrived nonaense. it's a real pity because a funny and smart girl like her could use vtubing as an excuse to spend time fixing anything. but she seems to unironically convinced success in vtubing has something to do with numberfagging instead of self-actualization. she's stubborn where it hurts her (walks) and a pushover when it help the people around her keep her small and accessible to them.the good news is that the only 'hard stops' that are literally insurmountable in her programming are morality oriented. you can teach someone to stop being stupid but you cant teach them to be good. she's more than fixable. she's just afraid. and at the end of the day, those two jobs are ultimately men's. I have good reason to care about her making it. she is generally pretty fantastic at being a woman and her autism ironically curbs the worst excesses that frankly were enough to generally stop caring about non-physical needs from women. I wont bore you with pining on about why she is worth the effort; other than she would make for a good friend. I will say there are some really easy things she could do to make it eaaier to be a friend.
>>104250048Starbro will correct Lumi.
I will never forget that time lumi was cool to me after my friend died of an unironic aneurysm. I'm good with kids so for some reason wound up in the position where I was taking care of his kid when the little dude asked why Jesus would let his daddy die even though he did nothing wrong. I kept it together in front of his son and explained as best I could why God has to take good people from us. But afterwards I cried and cried and cried. I was too lazy and conceited to have kida and his are alone. I cant remember what it was, but for some reason lumi thought I was uncharacteristically being bullied in chat. Before I could fucking blink the bitch was threatening to box them. I dont even know who it was. But she was fangs out. Lumi can be tough when she wants to be, more importantly she is kind. I like lumi. she's a good kid.
>>104241923>I used subconeciously do that to groom girls into being less embaressing to show to family.I like her for her feminine charms, I'm from a farming family in rural "Eastern" (not really, but I know my audience) Europe, I'd never bring her around for anything but to show her off to my cousins or something (if she's as hot as she seems). Lumi's an elitist urbanite with expensive taste, so it wouldn't really last, or happen but even if she "fixed herself" (personally I just wish she loved herself a bit more), my parents would know it's a phase, and prayed for me to find a more modest girl. >>104248629Don't we all try to find careers that cover for our weaknesses? I'm in IT because I'm retarded with my hands.
Why won't Lumi accept my confessions.
The more I think about it, the more I realize Lumi would make a terrible mom. She has no maternal instinct.
>>104255175Those things need to be taught
>>104253877?
>>104236001Fyren's cocksleeve...
>>104255892I keep sending her DMs about my love.
>>104249631Next month we will be saying she needs to eat less
>>104257443She eats less than 500 calories a day, eating more is a good thing.
>>104257486Wrong
>>104252572Lumi is a good person when she lets herself be one.
Did Lumi fight the fat fly fuck or did she skip it? I can't find the fight in the vods
>>104250098>>104252572>>104252662
A bunch of psychoanalyzers itt, huh?Overthinking everything into some bizarro concern troll-like sludge only comes off as annoying.>i understand people and my streamer so well i might know her the bestDelusions of the armchair poster
She hates me specifically. Another event day off on the ONE day I could stay in with a bottle of gin and just listen to her yap, while I play Path of Exile.
