Hey Parasocialfucks,My name is John Nightmare, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on twitter.Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn vtubers"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.Pic Related: Is my bitch.
is this what schizos think normies are like
I love that this old pasta is still making the rounds
Chill out Mr. Nightmare
>>104256269I used to love that guy's creepypasta readings
>>104255900nice one OP
>>104255928t. Newfag
>>104255900>My name is John Nightmare, and I hate every single one of youi will forever live rent-free in your head, Mr. Nightmare. i've desecrated your wife's image over and over again. >I was captain of the football teamsure thing, waterboy>and starter on my basketball teamyour wonderland isn't irl>I also get straight A'snice try C student>and have a banging hot girlfriendshe looks like an ogre based copypasta OP
>>104255900John? More like Jerome Nightmare
>>104255900This but unironically
>>104255900Some things are evergreen
>>104255900I remember...
>>104255900>who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures
>>104255900I don't think /vt/ is fat. The image I have of 4chan as a whole is dyel so skinny fat at most. This board specifically is supposed to be full of SEA so maybe even more on the malnourished side