This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!Schedule: Guess who made it through the summer car and ISN'T GRADUATING!!!! WOOOOO!! STRATEGY SUNDAY IS BACK!!!!!!!!!Find Lumi at VEXPO THIS WEEKEND!!!https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1962418142648664518/photo/1Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlAhttps://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOughttps://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3GgTwitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumiYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumiTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumiTwitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikanekohttps://gofile.io/d/KGXbJthttps://gofile.io/d/votdVzhttps://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvgLumi is at Phase Ablaze meeting her fans, so no streamPrevious Thread:>>104236001
>>104268812Why are gumis bullying Lumi during the meet up?
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>>104269590She should be on the floor, kissing the floor Lumi is, not flip her off.
>>104270152Lumi prefers when people are mean to her, though.
>>104271547Lumi is lying about that. She likes to be treated like a queen.
>>104271562Yeah it's not up to the fans to see through her lies, in fact it's their duty to punish her if she's lying.
>>104271654But Lumi would never lie to us
>>104268812Fyren's cocksleeve...
>>104272293Lumi is a femcel
I'll bump this retarded split thread full of schizos. Somehow, its grown on me.
>>104271562she likes it when people she trusts are nice to her. she also likes aftercare, but we havent had an excuse for that since several AoE streams ago (the one where we taught her how walls worked). the end effect being that she enjoys certain people being nice to her and is disgusted when anyone who thinks they are worth less than her are nice. it sucks that we cant just beat her. that would end with everyone happier. it takes too much energy to do it verbally when chat simps work to undo progress
>>104273796So why do tactical chuubas love Lumi.
>>104274439they know lumi is a non-threat. tactical gurls are actually close enough to male spaces to understand you have to literally be autistic to enjoy strategy games as a woman. so lumi's autism moments that some mistake as stacey moments dont offend them
lumi being a cute retard instead of an annoying retard
>>104274783sniffable pits
>>104274907I really never could even comprehend an armpit fetish until she put so much work into hers. now I have decided that in an effort to preserve her virginity while also being helpful to her depressed wow clan, she passed out pit jobs. this is now cannon
Daily reminder that Starbro said that Lumi has hairy armpits.
>>104276249when did he say this and how was it communicated? that would be kinda cute if a gooner like lumi still didnt get her pits lasered
gonna tts to ask about her pit hygeiene habits next time
>>104276249even better
Lumi infighting
>>104276249I hope Lumi just beats starbro for slandering her.
>>104277129Wait Lumi with pit stubble sounds kinda hot…
>>104277194stubble is gross but I wouldnt mind cute curly little blonde hairs
>>104276743lumi is fighting herself?
is lumi a bullet girl or a vibrator girl? there's no way she uses her fingers. she would want her toys to top her. I think bullet. she doesnt seem mature enough for vaginal orgasms and probably wants to save the penetrative sex for that special someone
>>104279089Yeah ignoring whatever this shit is>>104278615The hot thing about stubble is that it’s got a great texture and also it’s evidence that she does care enough to shave but has let it slip for a bit. It’s the same level of hot as dressing slightly sloppy or having a messy hair bun
>>104279188yeah but stubble is the sloppy kind of letting it slip. like it is long enough to be pathetic (good) but too recent to be deliberately letting the habbit slide and more like just being lazy about something on her to do list (bad). granted, Im not into the pit fetish and am mostly considering the second order implications on whether she will be good about wearing a leesh around the house or if I need to housebreak her over something so basic
>>104279550It’s about the embarrassment of being caught with it. She does care, she’s made an effort, but she’s let it slip and that caring makes her even more embarrassed that it looks like she doesn’t. Imagine her flushing red and making excuses, not meeting your eye, fanning her face and doing weird poses to hide it from you
>>104279649you are a man of more refined tastes than I gave you credit for. touche.
>>104278794yes. There can only be one Lumi
I think Lumi is kinda cool
>>104283001Lumi is a dork
>>104284028Someone should give her a wedgie then
>>104284170Isn't her space suit permanently up her butt?
>>104284631It can always go furtherOr she can be strung up by it, for insult to injuryThink creatively!
>>104284170this is something I look forward to greatly. it's those small day to day bullyings that make life fun. although the occasional running on the beach for a jump hug fake out that ends with her eating shit on the sand has its place
>>104284170>Lumi has lost something>”Hey, anon, have you seen my [thing]?”>Point somewhere behind her>”Yeah, it’s under there”>She turns around to look where you pointer, crouches down a little>”Under where?”>Grab a handful of her underwear and pull, just hard enough to lift her off the ground for a moment by them, then set her back down>”Gotcha, nerd”>She pouts and huffs and fixes herself and says she hates you, but it’s so worth it
>>104268812Sex with that Pippa.
nini
>>104285918
good night and sweet dreams my little baby retard
These huge vtuber cons are fucking humiliating. Imagine standing in line with a bunch of clip watchers and twitter influencers masterminding their next "banger".Not talking about OP, someone mentioned that they waited in line for 2 hrs to meet lumi.
>>104286333Wouldn’t you wait two hours to wait a Lumi.
>>104286366I ain’t waiting to wait
Superior Finnish Lumi once again establishing dominance over Yellow Lumi in the Lumi hierachy
>>104286366I just really hate standing in line, and I don't think the rehearsed interaction is worth it. If I'd gone, I'd be betting on meeting a group of gumis at a nearby bar and drinking the night away. I think that'd be a lot more fun than the glorified mall.
So support has definitely been weaning lately, do you think this is tied to the twitch bot purge or general decline?
>>104288006Numberfags get the numberrope
>>104286494the way snow lumi so effortlessly topped our lumi during those last two collabs was outright graceful. she was so gentle and made our lumi so comfortable.. we should all have been taking notes. she melted like butter.
>>104288006lumi is financially secure and doesnt respect anyone who thinks cash buys affection. she is keen on proving she isnt a literal prostitute
>>104289908>lumi is financially secureI'm sure she is with all the hours she streams
>>104290294Yet why can’t she afford a home?
>>10429050150% to sakana
>>104290501part of being middle class means your parents owning their home outright. she can suck my dick for a living when we buy our own, but that's because she wants to. she doesnt HAVE to in order to guarantee shelter. >>104291021I'm pretty sure she wrote her own contract. she's the only one who has their shit together well enough to run their own business and practically fell into his lap. he could break even with her and still come out ahead just because she is useful also, no one wants to marry a bitch who bought their house already/she's timing the market. recessions are things you want to walk into with cash, not assets
>>104291083>Genuinely retarded poster
>>104291166whatever helps you sleep
>>104291464You think she wrote her contract which tells me you're a newfag or you just never watch streams. Kill yourself faggot retard you dont know anything. Its really that simple.
>>104291521anon. please explain. when you read the phrase "wrote their own contract", what went through your head? did you think I meant she rendered her own paper and inks too? or did you half ass it and overlook the idiom literally everyone from normie to lawfag uses to describe an overwhelmingly advantageous negotiating position? if so, why did you stop your train of thought there? were the complexities of making her own ink, paper, and alphabet, as entailed by your line of thought, simply too complex? that seems lazy
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>>104291753Idk man, that was really fucking retarded. like lumi after a whole month without a beating level bad. I dont know if you can play that off as trolling
I am enjoying that loanshark vod. a lot. sometimes I take lumi for granted
>>104291902>I'm pretty sure she wrote her own contract. she's the only one who has their shit together well enough to run their own businessNigger you can't even read your own posts and you want me to read them. kill yourself now
>>104293256running your own business =/= being a lawyer dipshit
>>104293353I don't think she's ever described herself as terribly well off even if we pretend she's been girl-bossing all this time. The only time she's talked about it she's said her family is supportive and they think it's fine to rotmaxx for however long until she figures out what she wants to do. The phrases her mother have used suggest she's coping a bit over her daughter's life choices displaying a willful ignorance that comes off as condescending.
>>104288006Her numbers remained relatively unchanged after the bot purge
>>104294731Saw her drop to the 800s at one point, it's definitely dipped a bit, but probably only 10-15%. Not as bad as sub counts after introducing Fyren but still
>>104294692no arguments on any points there. all I mean is that the same rules that seem to govern predispotion towards post-material values at the societal level likely apply at the individual level. population level trends suggest a causal link between parent's socioeconomic status and post-material values that persist thtough changes in the individual's own economic fortunes. In short, growing up without fear of privation shifts outlook appropriately. this is particularly visible in left leaning movements. the shift moves from labor rights and pay towards what we would now describe as woke bullshit. the left's traditional anti-immigration stance (increasing inequality, pushing down wages, destroying labor's bargaining position) suddenly becomes pro-immigration (peoples whose parents made their homelands into a shithole shouldnt bare the sins of their parents and totally wont do the same thing once they move here) with the only caveat being that it is suboptimal how brain drain reinforces how fucked shit holes are. Here, we have an interesting case study where a kid who grows up in relative material abundance had to deal with an artificial famine (the irony). which gives us strange behaviors like a post-material indifference to living in squalor, but also weird attitudes towards food and the hording of certain specific resources.It would make for a fun paper.
>>104294837Imma fyren ma laser
fuck she's such a dumb retard whore slag
>steals literally anything they can when they canWow her parents are niggers
Lemon wife is licehttps://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Lumi really hates economy class airlines.
>>104296150Slavs
We like ferrarikid here.
>>104296150What’s wrong with taking towels, shampoos or anything from hotels.
>Lumi is a bike cuck.
>Lumi will abandon someone in their time of needI never thought she would leave a friend with drug addiction
>>104296946They’ve gone to shit.
>>104297513Then you haven't been paying attention
>>104298299But she's always there for her brother
>>104268812Why do females hate Lumi
>>104300893Lumi is a stacy
>>104300893No woman likes other women, they're like zebras hoping that they won't be the ones eaten if they blend in enough. Only reason women would seek out other women is for ulterior motives.
>>104300893they know they will never be as good at RTS games as her
>>104297056I think he is just nice. a little autistic, but nice. we are so used to schizos it set off alarm bells, but lumi clearly talked to uruka about it. this isnt a cynical thing she was doing like with the other guy she finally told to fuck off. he's just nice
>>104268812White Lumi is a whore and doesn’t deserve to be with yellow Lumi.
>>104303493perhaps. but no one made me want to have heart meltingly gentle shibari sex with lumi before seeing that collab. lumi was for beating. now that she showed us that other side, she is for grooming
>>104296946Please tell me she only upgraded to economy+ and doesn't piss money away on first class. Doesn't she still have a used car loan? Is she really that shit with finances??
>>104303488She told sunbro to fuck off?
>>104303611>used car loanno idea what she said but no one who is capable of preventing their kid from having to deal with that would allow it. her parents would give her an old car or contribute to buying hers. especially for a daughter who (in their minds) is obviously struggling for reasons they might have had a hand in
>>104303686Naw I remember her talking about APR and banks and credit score+report etc, she took a loan.
There's a female gumi talking about Lumihttps://youtu.be/4FoC7y-IeLE
>>104303754she's just like me
>>104303641some other guy she put on in the box for the last week or so
>>104303641context that is obvious but worth noting - she has been building up to it for a while and there are ways of telling the difference between a fast typer with chatgpt/someone who prepares "clever" statements in advance vs. organically shitting out facts or quips because they are just "special" that way.someone that I assume to be him sent an in twitch tts with pseud settings maxed out. conflating the formal products of greek thouvght with the bronze age myths that faciliated them, etc. the type of shit that makes people lump the kids doing formal maths and analytic philosophy in with the communications and nietzsche class. it was too much to bear. idk if chat hit first or she did, but it became a feedback loop and she just tore whoever it was to shreds, accused them of using chatgpt, and then, once called out; for being a bitch and clinging to their obviously retarded positon instead of just telling her to go fuck herself. I havent seen him since
>>104303738They made Lumi take out a car loan, but gave starbro a 2023 Honda civic for graduating highschool? How is that fair?
>>104303738brutal. hopefully it was sized as a token display of independence and/or relatability flex instead of substantive. you can get a servicable car in the states for a couple grand. unforgivable if she wasted serious cash
>>104303979one of them may want to make the display of independence and has also survived through the new US norm of childhood ending at 22. if true, I'd say the issue was less the giving him of a car and more of letting her be that stupid. but.. I dont think its fair to consider lumi a liar. she is frequently untruthful and this may be an example
>>104303979They got her her first car too, a BMW she bitched a lot about and i think total'ed or just got in an accident with and sold later.>>104304004My thoughts as well, at least from the sound of it she was very reasonable with her decisions and proud of doing it independently. Hence the disbelief in her upgrading to first class for a flight.
>>104304189>totalled first carkek. I did the same thing with my dad's old range>proudyeah I am thinking that the supplementary data was used to further her internal bargaining position (see. kid tactic of witsfully trying things on that tardwife felt did not go without saying) and/or job well done metric. IF she can wrap her head around how an activity is grinding, she is good at it). that or she doesnt have an eating chair/table but has a car loan kek
>>104304189You can't really win car arguments with people, the truth is you get it either because you need it or because you enjoy it, and then you splurge for the level of headache you're willing to put up with. She's taken out a loan so she can live life normally, I mean look at Pippa who I assume didn't take out a loan for the RV and now has to drag her audience through sponsor after sponsor. If we're talking QoL I don't think you can win as a based interest-avoiding chad in this speculative rent economy.
>>104304466I think our only disagreement (if any) is in regard to whether an auto loan's APY would be too extortionate even for her dumb ass. which, to your point, really is just a matter of personal preference. I do know that back when God provided for an easy way to offset being an asshole with the Oblivion incident and thinks looked dicey, she raked in at least 10 grand in unexpected cash. hopefully she was wise enough to use that as principle instead of to pay off interest
>elfin said Lumi is 5'1" does she know the real lore?
>>104305056L Fin
>>104305056no. she discounted the possibility or chose not to interdict peer/greater than peer threats ages ago. she has told us a lot of stuff and chosen not to tweak out when poked about whether it was cool. she's not a 5'1" shorty. I wont speculate as to why that was repeated kek
someone who isnt lumi should pretend to be lumi and do a question answer. she can run it through chatgpt to scramble it and ensure she isnt breaking any rules. assuming there is anything actually social in this parasocial dynamic, the format leaves us and especially herself at a profound disadvantage. plus, unless explicitly stated otherwise, talents are contractors. as such, NDAs from anyone who might try to nark on her are actually actionable against any individual violator, be they entity or individual, without need for any consent of the other signatories (be they individuals or entities). particularly in a context like this were the issue at play is itself an actionable safety concern.
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>>104306392nah. even if she is nothing but a corpo AI in human form who plans to spend the rest of her life doing this, she would be at the cutting edge of ensuring the non-redundance of the human part of her job. done well, data is its own reward. plus, on the off chance there is a person upstairs and she is what she appears, she would be able to interact with her fans again without schizo bullshit drama. something goes wrong? blame faggots jacking each other off. plus it would be good practice snapping her dumb ass out of thinking making an alt to discuss forbiddon topics would involve her talking. it turns the fact she is far too stupid for anyone to want to hear her opinion about certain topics she wants to discuss right into her strength of being much more fun when she is sitting next to you interacting with the same content than when she is the content.the girls were stupid enough to cator to 4chan directly in large part because it yielded such significant returns. the reason to stop had nothing to do with a lack of efficacy in the medium and everything to do with containment breach. lumi is resilient enough to prevent psych containment breach. she could be smarter enough to prevent the other kind if she just shut up and did it..
