>mom, dad I want you to meet my new girlfriend Is your dad proud? What does your mom say?
>>104278271Rape
My dad would probably go hang himself for creating a pedophile, my mom would be more disappointed by the fact she's an oriental
>>104278271the SEXO will be hotthe kids will be hotthe marriage bed will be hot
>>104278271I think they would be startled for a bit but it would be fine as soon as they realize she's an adult.
>>104278271They would probably ask if she's catholic. If so, then they would be proud. If not, then disappointed but wouldn't say anything.
>>104278363stfu ruffian
>>104278271>she's not white...As long as biboo does a good job serving tea, they might accept it.
>>104278271>Fucking hell, anon! We thought you were gay! Thank God that's sorted out. Anyway, where are the grandkids?
>>104278271As long as she's nice to me, not a skank and makes me happy they will be happy.They would only be upset if I brought a gold digger or a genuinely nasty evil woman
>>104278271They'd be happy for me but also assume I somehow conjured up the money for a mail order bride
>>104278271my parents would have no opinions on the matter because they're dead
mom says nothing because she's a horrible human being and I don't talk to her on my own initiative anymore and step around her to avoid bullshit
>>104278271>girlfriendfucking used up whore!
>>104278407Kill yourself
>>104278485>Her personality or character traits don't matter as long as she's also a part of the same cult as meDo religiontards really
>>104278271Still cant believe I wasted so much time on Gura desu
>>104281258That's not what he said
>>104278407you're joking but americans are actually this retarded
>>104278271God I wish. My Dad would high five me the second we were alone, and my Mom would be acting like they were best friends for years after about 5 minutes, showing her childhood picture albums and recipes.
>>104278407The rope is your only salvation, anon. Don't fight it.
>>104278271Both of them are dead, but the rest of my family is not surprised. (Except for the having a GF part. The shock may kill them.)
>>104278407Your dad sounds based.
>>104280716You and me, we are same.
>mom>dad>You left Gura for this bitch?
>>104278271Mom would be proud because there's lots of time left for Biboo to pop out many babies before her eggs dry up
>>104278271My father would think it's weird I'm dating an asian. Mom would also dislike it but not say anything at first, and then be more and more snarky about it as time went on.
>>104278271>Story of anon's parents meeting his vtuber gf>you booting your laptop up with your parents in the room after teasing them about a "big announcement" then showing biboo's stream>"This is my girlfriend mom, dad. I hope you like her">Your mom would catch sight of the fleshlight taped to the bottom of the laptop and start crying and saying this isn't how you were raised and what is this>You try to cover the screen, defending your oshii from this slanderous hag >Then your dad's face would go grim without saying anything, only pointing to the door with his other hand rubbing his brow.>Oh biboo oh biboo, why can't I digitally impregnate youu
>>104283091
>Son why the hell are you dating this girl she looks like she's 10 years old!
Like the person behind the avatar? They probably won't care, one of my aunts did voice acting back in the 90's so they would understand. If anything they'd be happy that I'm finally getting married despite being in my late 30's.
>>104281258r/Atheism is down the hall and to the left
>>104281258You HAVE to go back.
>>104284933When I was in college i started dating a girl who had proportional dwarfism, i don't know, literally i just became her friend we liked each other and everything happened naturally, didn't even think about her height or what her body looked likein fact, i started to like her because we listened to the same bands and she knew a lot of movie references but without knowing it, my family and friends started to think that I liked little girls just because she was 1.40 m tall and had the measurements of a 12-year-old girl
>>104278422children cannot have babies
>>104285622May I have her if you are done with her?
They would be happy that I found someone
>>104285622And then everyone on the train stood up and clapped?The only part that's believable was other peoples' reactions
>>104285544>>104285534don't you have to shit up /sci/ or /his/ or something? We only worship corpos here
"How much did she cost?"
>>104279022Going by what's show, Biboo's all of that on top of being socially adept and eager to please, so realistically there's no way someone's parents would hate having her as a daughter in law unless they were bigots against short VTuber girls with Thai heritage.
>>104278271"Son, that's a cartoon character. When are you going to grow up?"
>>104278271>"what lovely creature"
>>104278271They would say "Out of 10" and then we would all play Mario Party
>>104284071kek
>>104278271If you fear your parents judgement at this point, you will never gonna make it.
>>104278271my dad is dead
