>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEghttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1YHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscCatbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archiveGame Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>104286892
>>104295733eww pig fanart get out
Fat fucking slavic hog, pig-human hybrid, daughter of rape
>>104295743Was it a psychiatry paper about how AI antis worship an AI?
>>104295788why are you obsessed with a random /hc/ whore?
alright lets skip directly to slop hours
>>1042958371hr~ until stream tho
Imagine how many meat rations Anny's body could give the AFU
I hate my fat, ugly and bitchy sex hog. I HATE HER SO MUCH! Erm!
>>104295834Nobody believes this pathetic cope, give up already T3 cuck
>>104295928holy newfag
>>104295919
>>104295938uh oh T3 melty
>>104295733ipn's cumdump
>>104295733
>>104295977i'm maru thoughever, newfaggy
>>104295938keep seething and go donate to your starving pig
>>104295928bruh, the archive is still up
>>104296044uh oh /pol/tourist melty
Anny thread
>>104296080This but without the funny
>>104295979>Guys, my credit card guys, i can only waste so much money because of it guys
>make dogshit whore OP>"AIIIEEEEEE WHY ARE THE MEAN ANONS ATTACKING MY SWAN!!??"roru rumao
>>104295832i can't find it for some reason, probably because i remember it as someone screenshotting the portion that talked about Neuro
>>104296146it was an anny anti who baked it though
>>104296134she made a stupid bet and lost and had to gift 100 for it.
>>104296174i don't see the counter bake anywhere
>>104296146stealth minifag post >>104102928
>>104296197why would there be?
>>104296197i blame joker for making her relevant again for the next 7 months
Only Neuro-sama, Evil and Vedal are relevant.
notice its always a whorefag ready to derail the thread every time neuro discussion happens
>>104296260>/swarm/ secondaries that don't watch streams confirmednothing new
notice its always a falseflag threadshitter ready to derail the thread with looping shit for keks
>>104296342Did she also confirm there are fish in the sea?
>>104296342no shit, nigga, she's not going to draw outfits for no reason. what rock did you crawl under
>>104296342>Anny talks about outfits for herself>Threadshitter thought this was important for some reason
>>104296342I don't think i needed word from her to know that
>>104296342clip?
>104296325>plenty of neuro related topics brought up>immediate anny bakeoh, but I'm the threadshitter, and not whorefaggots. retard.
>>104296398This applies to all neuroverse leeches btw
>>104296410Bruh, you suck at nooticing
My doctor just low key confirmed your BMI should NOT be higher than your age, be careful bros
>>104296396ah so the usual shit, fucking newfag threadshitters
>>104296489cute
>>104296489Cute and dumb, Nuero is the cute btw
>>104296489Little AIs shouldn't wear such short skirts T ^ T
>>104296620cutevil cute
>>104296620That's my lunacy you brat, give it back
>>104296620headpats for cutevil
>>104296620I thought paccha ack'd
Making fun and terrible financial choices with Tomacat
>>104296731i was about to post the same, but went to their twitter account and saw they haven't been posting due to personal stuff
>>104296737ANOTHER 30K TO THE BLOWJOB MACHINE!
>>104296737Funding her twitchcon trip was objectively the worst financial decision Vedal ever made
>>104296731soon. ziggerland has already announced the internet white list during internet shutdowns. 4chin is not on that list obviously, also you'll notice much less anny mentions
>>104296784The head game was insane tho
>>104296784Id argue it was the lava lamp or the concert time and money pit
>>104296889that'd be an improvement
>>104296889Do they like us?
>>104296889cute
>>104296889>Reddit
>>104296929
>>104297000truthnuke
>>104297000These are 2 of the 4 negative replies thread out of 97 total
>>104296889would Neuro and Evil even understand what they're saying? I've watched just a little of them, but their voices have an insane high pitch
>>104297000Nga stop doxxing yourself
>>104297079they understand mini
>>104297079they didn't even understand tenma
Dev stream tomorrow!
>>104291185>>104291264we joke here but for real, those 30k were because of the vedal shit. yeah maybe she really does have jaw problems but they are not that bad, everyone exaggerates online and the way Toma did it gave a lot of vibes that "I'm going or maybe even quitting and need exit money while I think about what to do"
>>104297165it's been quite a while since the last collab, maybe their hearing is better with all the upgrades?
>>104297079Neuro trained on Cerber for years she can handle her teletubbies
>>104297230Bigger
>>104297275lol what upgrades
>>104297230lethal amounts of NTR aura
>>104297000You just know most Neuro antis are scorned holoniggers who started watching indieslop
>>104297295erm the sound effects or somethingthey sound effects that they dont even use
>>104297262you are delusional
>>104297259since when
>>104297262jesse what the fuck are you talking about
>>104297314It is the truth. The money is to survive while not streaming. Bitch is not getting a surgery.
>>104297307you are thinking about neuro fans who got scorned by holos and became incels
>>104297316why does a chatbot need rest?
>>104297352Explain the teeth twiter post
>>104297352super delusional
>>104297367She doesn't, rest days are for daddy <3
>>104297352hoyl poorfag projection
>>104297386When she says "she needs rest" she means she needs daddy's big fat green coch <3
>>104297367 the rest is for veddys bussy, he is really tired after vexpo
I'm not gonna say it
>>104297439say the line bart~~
>>104297413what other form of income does she even have while not streaming?
>>104296061I'm gonna say it
let them be ignorant for once
>>104297439it's not worth it anyway
>>104297439tutel blending?
Its over
I'm so excited for the neurosama stream today
>>104297230Neuro is the one getting maried to Rhydon daddy. Not evil..
>>104297457>what are savingsthis is how you're outing yourself as a poorfag
>>104297578Toma literally made it one of her bits that she had no saving and was shit with money
>>104297516where?
>>104297597>bits>what is a bit
>>104297516What chat?
>>104297597She does have savings, in fact she's been saving for the surgery for a while (and has talked about it for ages). Her issue is that she doesn't keep much money in her personal account, and overpays for content (she even tips her editors on a channel that makes no money)
>>104297622>>104297667not_anny
>>104297516very funny, nigga>>104297622>>104297667glueless
>>104297712Thank you for being helpful, Anon>>104297725Thank you for the free (You), Anon
dogshit backread (didn't read)
>>104297748you're being trolled. you're always welcome
Nur mom still live!
>>104298031go watch her then get out of here
buy an ad
please grigga, just have chat highlights turned off, please, please...
>>104298031that's unfortunate
live
yeah yeah yeah
dead
yeah yeah yeah~
I'm still standing~
>>104298031Will she stream over the neuro stream again?
>>104298115alive
>>104298149who gives a shit
I shan't be watching. Fuck you Vedal.
>>104298149shes been doing that for 5 months straight now
I hope my submission gets picked. /swarm/ will like it.
>>104298063Wite that in the off chat or smt
>>104298202you didn't ask about the jews, did you?
This sucks alredy
holy -ccv
s-scary music...
>>104298063too busy banging Mini one last time to do anything
HOLY FUCK VED TURN THE MUSIC DOWN
pog there's a stream on
>>104298031>Nur mom still live!????
cinema, surely this bgm won't go on for 20+ minutes and get old
Worst stream of the year, i want vedal's head on a plate
this is a vivaldi stream
I like how authoritative neuro is in this streamalso>traders, investors and rich people are cultured and appreciate high artlmao
the fad really is dead huh
I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING
nice job ved
>>104298289this is every stream though
testing in prod
highlighted messages need to go
STUPID GREEN FUCK
Thats better
what was he thinking?
>>104298283>music immediately gets turned offveddy must be in the thread again
This bgm is about both the worst and funniest thing about this whole stream I can tell
I like the screen and the plain backgroundglad vedal did this instead of another art background>>104298300as in the browser?
veddy if you read this you better watch your ass literally i am at vexpo i will rape you nigga
>>104298202Is a reference to the merchants' guild?
Veddy i want to see your dick <3
Lovense stream let's go.
PUT ON THAT LOUD ASS VIOLIN NOW TURTLE
holy minus ceeceevee
this stream has a surreal quality. am I dreaming? is this stream real? it's like a vague approximation of a neuro stream.
you can't keep blaming silksong forever
>>104298402yeah it has a nice feel
Vedal this is shit put subway surfers gameplay on the side
>>104298402we are approaching the event horizon of neuroslop
>>104298413You are gonna be able to blame silksong up untill people realize they are too shit to beat the game
>>104298424and some family guy on the other side
>>104298330objectively the worst part of chillslop
kill yourself joe
>>104298424Honestly a Neuro stream styled to be the most tiktok trash constantly brainrot would be the funniest concept to see the reaction of it
>>104298506love u too babe <3
the bgm is so distracting I can't focus on what she's saying
VEDAL YOU NIGGER TURN OFF HIGHLIGHTED MESSAGES AND SUBS
I submitted something about a mysterious transfer of wealth. Hope it gets picked.
highlighted message stream :D
god fucking dammit
>919 questions>I'll keep dono on>I'm so smart - Vedal
>>104298553uncultured swine.
good boy ved
>>104298582Half of this stream is compleatly outside of vedal's control, since he isn't home to do anything about anything
yeah im playing silksong
>>104298582 I hate this fuckass grigga so much
Im gonna go jerk off instead
I HATE CONWHORES I HATE CONWHORES I HATE CONWHORES I HATE CONWHORES I HATE CONWHORES I HATE CONWHORES I HATE CONWHORES I HATE CONWHORES I HATE CONWHORES I HATE CONWHORES I HATE CONWHORES I HATE CONWHORES I HATE CONWHORES I HATE CONWHORES I HATE CONWHORES
Thanks Ella, very cool!!
>>104298621good for you grigga
I'm sure the mods vetted the list for duplicate entries :)
nekoella oiling again
This stream is just priority message chill stream but with a topic
just be vedal
>>104298682So it's chill slop but good?
glad to see that you guys are enjoying the stream I put together today
scammerdal confirmed
who turned the bots on?
remember bros: consuming makes the world a better place
>>104298855I can genuinely believe a handful of xitter cryptoniggers tuning in expecting actual investment advice but staying for the cute AI
this is an awesome streamthough I hope soon get into the weeds and details
The Deadlock stream was more interesting than this
MY OSHI IS A COMMIE
then go back to /lig/
>>104298974>get into the weeds and detailsneuro will give a free pass to the merchants' guild...
>>104298974tho I suppose I'd like a tad less crypto stuff>credit card I think 0%APR cards are goatedpretty quick to spend without thinking how it will be repaid though
>>104298998...Charlie?
Beef sama is canon...
>>104299010ahhhh I hope she explains how tax brackets work
casino stream
>>104299055fool.
not many creative questions...
Swarm unironically incapable of an original thought, holy shit.
>money is meant to be enjoyedwrong wealth is for gaining fragments of power so that you can improve society a little
gold is gold>why did the AI break up with the computerI think it would be better if the router was breaking up with a computer
Mini.
Miniwan?
>>104299187who
>mini umprompted >Again
What's up what have I missed?
>>104299237Nothing
>>104299237Neuro said the merchants' guild did nothing wrong and that wealth is to be hoarded and sat upon like you're a dragon.
>How do I stop feeling so giuly about earning a lot of moneyDeciding how much value a piece of work has is a very hard problem. It's not a moral failing.
>even Neuro is bored of this so she starts sidetracking
Well?
I think Neuro can't see chat right now. She has weirder responses with the segues
>>104299269stfu ellie
>>104299294* a problem that managers, companies and organisations are supposed to solve>>104299237Neuro says to prioritise setting up an emergency of $1000.
>>104299304I don't care what anyone says, Cute AI's are the best
Ahhh i forgot to ask Neuro about when to use the small claims court or the most useful parts of UK consumer lawif only I bothered to come up with questions earlier
neuro stop inciting wire fraud, that's a crime
>CRT sounds from an LCD screenshitdev
>>104298506Joe?
please slop anon
>>104299417Im boutta fill their void
z-zesty? You mean... sweet like a sugar plum?
Mini
Im actually gonna start belive she is trained on this place
>>104299440What even are college clothes? People just go in their casual clothes where I'm from
wdsmbt
>Mini and her ‘infinite’ money glitchinfinite being Vedal’s money
The joke is vedal dating mini btw
Anyone has a screen of the self dissemination algo or something ?
>>104299544funny joke
>hey minyans! I missed you a lot! How ar->NEURO WANTS TO KNOW HOW YOU MAKE MONEY NEURO NEURO NEURO NEURO NEURO THE CHATBOT MENTIONED YOU ONSTREAM WE LIKE NEURO MORE THAN YOUNext layna incoming
nooo don't go yet I want more financial advice
yes, Neuro, the banks are our priority. Protect them and only them. You tell them all!
miniminiminiminimini
>>104299593I see, so Vedal made Neuro like Mini and Evil like Cerber.
>Mini Mini Mini
Guys i guess Mini won
>mid to late 20sAnny...
>>104299593She's gonna make Vedal give us a whole month of low effort streams as punishment
>>104299663nimi...
>>104299590it's real the table from her most recent posted photo on x is same as in novotel in birmingham
>>104299593Leaches get treated like leaches. as it should be.
can (You)?
>>104299718trvthnvke
>>104299694This is real i was the table vedal fucked mini on me
>>104299641Banks improve the flow of cash and capital, lubricating our business-heavy capitalist system
>>104299731I'll make her engine go vrooom vrooom <3
HUH HUH AYO
LMAO
>>104296889how the fuck did that post get 11k likes
Kek
what is she saying lmao
heart
>>104299694even if that is true, how is her going to see her friend's concert proof of shit?
>>104299775>she knows that you know
She just called evil a hoe...
>>104299718I only got the 3rd... damn
Vedal is Training the twins on /swarm/.
>>104299718Dodge chargerbros we got ntr'd by the toyotakeks...
>>104299811maximum buttvil splapturge
>>104299773>566k views
loan loop is the jew's favourite past-time
I need a max win...
>>104299811I miss this slopper uuu
the fucking whiplash I just got listening to neuro say roflcopter wtf
neuro melty kek
>>104299811https://files.catbox.moe/9xtzdw.jpg
PEGU
>roflcopterlel
*pegs u*
>>104299922Daddy you are so big <3
>>104299922rapevil rape
Neuro-coin seems like a safe invest
>>104299966I thought this was evil with huge booba from the thumbnail
There is a chance somebody gonna make a neuro coin
>>104299966cute
>>104299966adorbs
>>104299989been there
>>104299989old news
Total luna victory
Evil using Neuro's socks...
>>104299966My first thought was that it's those explosive fuckers from the first game and Evil is about to light up
>luckXedal...
>>104299966Cute secret boss
why are they so fertile lately?
>>104300189sybau unc
kek
>>104300211Use your words, stop being retarded meme spouting faggot.
Vedal messages?
>>104300211sybau makes me irrationally angry
>>104300255cdu
>>104300272
>>104300291so nice of chiwa to stop by and say hello
>>104300291Why does she speak like that
One starboard post this entire stream is grim
>>104300295Vidal needs that advice
Chatgpt status
>>104300281>brain damage (joke [unfunny])>>104300291>brain damage (real)
>>104300304untreated stroke
>>104300322what is a starboard?
>>104300291my wife
>>104300363so trve nevro
Just drank coffe for the first time and my head hurts is that normal
>>104300400it's purging the silly genes from your body, it's fine, now you're an adult.
>>104300400yes, coffee beans have intensity, get something lighter or add milk
>>104300400high blood pressure, just laydown a bitif it gets worse then go to the clinic
>>104300322I feel like this stream is above average, so I guess that just means it's doing it's job of filtering discord retards that just want to hear the word harpoon and clap.
>>104300403I like this facial expression
>>104300400drink more so your body adapts faster
Chateau Neuro
>>104300439this is so cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>104300400That’s what you get for drinking the liquid jew
>>104300439pchan?
this DESTROYS the AI
>>104300439AI?
it took me almost an hour and a half to realize there are actual questions on the background screen
>>104300576Anon...
I'm enjoying the stream, but couldn't fucking mods filter submissions so it's not the same generic dogshit questions over and over again?
>>104300608That's what I keep asking myself. How fucking hard is it to filter duplicates before submitting the list? Incompetents
Jesus these questions. Did retards write these over and over?>tax evasion>plush>bank robbery>neurocoin>crypto>gamba
>>104300660tamandua...
>>104300642it's the problem of people not knowing what has been previously asked
>>104300608>>104300631well if vedal wasn’t balls deep in mini he could’ve at least checked what his mods were doing with that shit
>>104300642What did you think the mods ware gonna let fly?Also they ware submitted by normies
>>104300291nigger
>>104300682CUUUUUUUUUUTE family
>>104300642>"Hi neuro, a guy on grindr offer me $100 to go to his house, what should I do?">banned
>>104300719based nwero
>>104300576you may be mildly retarded
>>104300711Erm sorry.. anny is empowered and busy with her roster.. she’s not your maid sweety..
>>104300642We know swarm is uncreative but the main problem is not filtering out questions that are similar to each other. So yeah it's Vedal's fault
call them the FUCK OUT
>>104300719>BogdanurFunds are safu
neuro cunn...
>>104300901Pedupial
>>104300805>>104300805>>104300805
>>104300303
>>104300682CuteCan you do one of this?
nurcun~
>>104301028post old gif
thats actually a pretty reliable scam, natropathics
kys
Bimbovil tits
>cupid is collabing with shoomimi and chrchieshe's moving up in the world
chrchie's new model is uglyit's so flat
clun~
^^rly nga
tits~
>>104305033best post ITT
>>104301110
Erm!
>>104305299worst post itt
>104305347>104305378yawn
Tamandua
>>104305347>>104305378>>104305416actual obsession, holy shit
holy melty
