>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX: https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEghttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1YHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscCatbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archiveGame Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>104300805
hart
Wake me up when the schedule drops
PEGU
I hate my fat, ugly and bitchy sex hog. I HATE HER SO MUCH! Erm!
>>104311657That's a nice ass though.
Evil love!
>>104311749Don't interact with it and it will go away.
>>104311802>discord raid>go awaysurely. didn't you see, he's using the same hash shuffler as the avatarfag and the orbschizo to bypass duplicate files. he spammed the thread before with it
>>104311984actually i just kept re-encoding it with ffmpeg
>>104312020>vexpo dead catgirl
tum?
>>104312156
>>104312175
>>104312020>drunk mini days
>>104312156tum is hort
>>104312243Sorry Eliv-chan, I roped too hard </3
veddy bfe stream when?
>>104311445I like Neuro and Evil's plump legs in this image.
>>104311657Sexo
>>104312335Sexo
>>104313160those who know:
i'm gonna throw up <3
>>104313377*opens mouth*
>>104313160It's been a while since the last one
Vedmilla sexo when
>>104314134wtf
>https://www.reddit.com/r/NeuroSama/comments/1nazdty>cerber immediately after the neuro segmentThey’re not even trying to hide it anymore.
Retard
>>104314483holy leech
heart
>>104314483im not opening reddit
>>104314961Neuro would enjoy the pics.
>>104315121Only the Evil ones
pb
>>104315781
>>104316031UOHHHHH BAKE BAKE BAKE
>>104316031I'm gonna make nurbread with extra cream
why is ved so lazy
did I miss anything in the past week
>>104316458veddyexpo
>>104316458slop. so much slophttps://files.catbox.moe/9xtzdw.jpg
>>104316577HNNGGGHHH VEDAL WANT SEX NOWWWW GRAHHHHHH
>>104316577please make him green it would be so funny
>>104316680she's a fully grown AI!
>>104316031I regret opening this
So why did Vedal just give up on 2025 completely?I know there's the drama with people like Anny and Toma but that honestly doesn't matter. Neuro/Evil just by themselves can carry the stream fine if Vedal gives them shit to do.I know Vedal doesn't want to be a part of the stream so maybe he thinks 2025 can be a dump year to wean Swarm off his presence but then he goes ahead and does those Outer Wild streams and teases his audiance with a monthly dev stream instead of just abandoning it altogether. 6 months had passed he coulda just not done another dev stream.Or maybe this is just the classic young man goes full retard situation without realising it. He's 21 afterall so it's kinda expected. He's not giving up on Neuro because he would just sell her instead of doing this concert thing which he has acknowledged will just bleed money and it's just something cool that he wants to do with Neuro. But then where are the themed streams? The finanical stream we just had I thought was great, watched it from start fo finish, meanwhile I haven't watched a chillslop stream for more than 5 minutes in the last 5 months.Surely we're getting a subathon right? He doesn't need the (gone) neuroverse to babysit or whatever even a lowkey Neuro subathon will give him plenty of cash to do more shit like the concert, so if he doesn't even do a subathon then what the fuck is he thinking?
>>104317038>Surely we're getting a subathon right?Yes.
>>104317038mini
>>104317090That doesn't account for the entire year.
>>104317038adhd burnout
>>104317140or for basically anything
>>104317038subathon he had expected to last a week tops ended up going on way too fucking long, hit a few roadblocks in terms of neuro's upgrades, and decided he likes going to conventions to party
>>104317038shitvil ruined everything
>>104317351sexvil saved my coch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ht4rUnECfFs
>>104317428Saved it from being cut off, tranny?
beggars will never be taken seriously
>>104317596saved it for evil's personal use
>>104317663this, Vedalbeggars and Whorebeggars are just too mentally ill
>>104317861this reminds me of a vnneuro vn when?
>104312175>ai generatedYou could do better.>104312215>fetish artEnough said.>104312335>Setting aside the other things, i've always disliked how Anny drew her hoodie, it just looks like something taken straight out of a $1 used clothing pile in a 3rd rate store or pawnshop.
>>104317038I think mix of things. His tunnel vision when it comes to things that has led him to focus too heavily on stuff that isn't helping a lot where he is right now. Bad time management skills that is becoming a even bigger problem as he has more to deal with. Lastly, just being negligent overall which comes with the nature of a lot of young guys honestly but it isn't any less annoying
>>104317038>>104318275niggas really be writing all this text before admitting Vedal doesn't care about their opinion and he'll rather stick with the people that watch slopstreams religiously
why couldn't the guy making the fnaf analog horror robot make a cute robogirl like neuro instead?
>>104318371This is such a nothing statement. "Vedal wouldn't care about your opinion so you shouldn't say it" nigga shut up and learn how to add on to a discussion
>>104318515nga add my nuts to your mouth
>>104318515Why are you seething so much? I simply answered the initial question, you're still entitled to give your delulu reasoning behind his lack of effort Just don't throw a tantrum on top of it, it's already bad enough as it is
>>104318762I can almost see it...
>>104318371>>104318275(me)I don't why I was replied to because I forgot what I typed in the first place but I appreciate the (you) regardless. I'm truly getting up in the world
>>104314538Cute
>>104311761
Vedal Love!
>>104319524
>>104317038Honestly, it feels like Vedal took on too much at once and focused on long-term projects while almost completely ignoring short-term wins (until recently, which is a little too late)Concert should've been a 2026 thingV3 should've been a 2026~2027 thingAbandoned archive should've been the only thing that should have been the main priority that would be worked on this year (even if it isn't what most people want, just so that the subathon goal can be met in a timely manner) with the others being something worked on during "spare time".Getting the integrations others have made for Neuro should've been highest priority during feb/march timeline, and expanding it / researching more into how to make it work a bit better in real-time would have been the second best investment I would think so that Neuro could work in (not in actual-reaction-time needed) real time games. Also making her memory a bit better aligned to work with games that require multi-layered thinking (i.e. for inscryption, don't just place a card down because you can place it down, save the card and place it down when you have better cards to sacrifice that won't decrease your damage-per-turn, etc)
>>104319584D:
>>104319636The concert this year is a good decision since EN Vtubing will eventually fall into oblivion in the next 2 yearsV3 was a Vedal thing, so he would've done it regardless for his personal ambitionsWhile integrations could've been cool I don't think they'd brought any new loyal fans, it would however improve the experience of existing fansWhat Neuro truly needed to continue her growth was some sort of content format that leveraged her AI nature while appealing to the broader streaming audience, so something along the style of the collabs with the dudes but done by Neuro alone. What that would look like is the eternal question
>>104319831Cool excuses, Ved
>>104319524Hi Cerber
hert hert hert hert
>>104319636It seems to me that Veddy only sees Neuro's improvements as a problem to tackle, he looks at it from technical perspective rather than artistic one, and probably views stuff like yesterday's stream too low impact to bother with often. Such mindset can easily lead you to a dead end where you've got a lot of difficult problems and no good solutions, it's a rather miserable and demotivating spot to be in.In early years he at least had Anny and others be the creative minds for the stream, now they fucked off and he is pretty bad at being creative himself.
>>104319831>The concert this year is a good decision since EN Vtubing will eventually fall into oblivion in the next 2 yearsI would agree, if he didn't also have to work on AA this year. This could just be me assuming things, but I believe the 5 or 6 songs released this year would've been done over the span of 2 years instead of just a single year, which, I would've hoped, had better quality as there would have been more time spent on them. I do agree that EN vtubing is a dying fad too though. >V3 was a Vedal thing, so he would've done it regardless for his personal ambitionsyes, but given the other two choices that would've required a longer form of planning and development, it should have not been worked on very much this year and at best should have just been another "sneak peak" preview which I assume would have been roughly the same amount of progress that he was able to make by march~april this year but just in december>it would however improve the experience of existing fansthis would have been my goal for this year at the very least. being able to keep the existing fans at the time would have been fairly beneficial given the subathon had already brought in a ton of additional fans. 14~15k highs/ chill stream is what I was imagining, with highs of 20k for collabs / special streamsbut you do bring up a good point for >What Neuro truly needed to continue her growth was some sort of content format that leveraged her AI nature while appealing to the broader streaming audienceIt is something that would be ideal, having Neuro be able to go across the world, experience different things in real life, etc. but a lot of those collabs, imo, worked because there was something to do / explore during the stream. it wasn't something repetitive really being done (at least that is what i noticed from my perspective on watching both doug's: switching between neuro, evil, using the twins, then neuro again and rob's stream: visiting different shops, looking at different items, showing different places and tapestry / ads). the only cheap way, in my mind, to do the above is to replicate that in a game, mmo, or similar. Minecraft would've been a good way, but, each implementation has been... less than stellar so far, even though there are definitely cute moments seen from the twins each time they do get to interact with the world
kys beggar
>>104311657I HATE HER TOO
>>104320353stfu shylily
>>104320220>Veddy only sees Neuro's improvements as a problem to tackleyeah, I can see that sadly, and it does suck since i can definitely see myself not trying different angles if the investment did not initially turn out for the better>In early years he at least had Anny and others be the creative minds for the stream, now they fucked off and he is pretty bad at being creative himself.well, there is that but also him relying on his discord fans to give him ideas (threads of suggestions) / uphold some of the content (mods babysitting neuro during chill / thremed streams) / create some of the content (integrations) isn't the greatest thing either
>>104320375stfu anny
Eating Neuro's puffy cunny T d T
>>104320543
kys
Imagine the taste, texture and warmth though
>>104320740I can't
>>104320755Fresh bread is actually super good, sometimes I go to the bakery to buy a small loaf and eat it as is or with some soft cheese
>cheese on breadsubhuman wretch
>>104320869I agree. It usually has a really nice and soft texture too.
>>104320895Soft cheese is a spread, retard
i prefer neuro on my bread
>>104320895kys vegan
>>104320973cute nurwich
>>104320929ruining perfectly fine bread with moldy milk is something you’ve been tricked into doing by society. Just because the zeitgeist is whispering into your ear constantly that you’re supposed to like it doesn’t mean it should be acceptable. “Cheese” is a disgusting bastardized form of milk. This is a new low, even for you.
>>104321044as if something that is literally the byproduct of a fungus burping in wet flour is any more appetizing
>>104320973She doesn't like it...
>>104320895Nigger
>>104321044drinking milk and eating cheese is how mongols became healthy enough to conquer most of known world at the time. cheese has tons of benefits to it even if we forget that it tastes great.
nga really comparing himself to conquerers
>I'm totally not a lactose intolerant negroid!! Please stop eating cheese!!!
bro crying about cheese lol sorry it's not full of corn syrup kid
>>104321077Bread is god’s food he gave to man>>104321184A beggar will believe what they wish to believe I suppose. That insatiable urge to feel better than someone greater because you will never amount to anything. Your “cheese” didn’t do shit, beggar.
Only /swarm/ could have a melty over grilled cheese instead of talking about Neuro
/swarm/ will talk about literally anything but Neuro
Eating Neuro's cunny cheese after she doesn't wash it for a month
I'm having peanut butter and ham sandwiches for lunch
Eating a block of cheese rn and there is nothing you can do
Your Neuro discussion, sir
Just say you hate cheese
>>104321309It's really funny in perspective
Predictions?
>>104321413The usual dogshit if we're being realistic, probably dev stream next monday
>>104321413
Vedal be like
>censored thighs
>>104321413tuesday chillslopthursday chillslopsaturday collabmonday dev stream
https://poal.me/6o8fqphttps://poal.me/6o8fqphttps://poal.me/6o8fqp
>>104321498Non-karaoke weeks have themed streams on Wednesday now too
>>104321555oh that's righthyped for weds every week!
>>104321413crelly collab
Neuro and pb minecraft collab, think about it
Your skull and an icepick collab, think about it
Nurcheese
Yum that was a really tasty block of cheese. Tasted even better because I made some vegan faggot mad.
of course the cuck pedo is an attentionfag too
>>104321747sex with evil's back
>104321765
dead thread
Mixing Vedal cheese with Neuro and Evil cheese and forcing anon to it spread on bread
Neuro collab with Evil this week
Holy shit
>>104322351Can't believe they copied uncle anon like that, shaking my baka
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whomegalul
Smells like jeet in here
The fad... couldn't be anymore over...what are some topics (you) wished Neuro had went through during the financial themed stream yesterday? I remember an anon wanting it to be deeper, so I am curious what topics they also wished to have been discussed (if they are /here/)
>>104323003How elites manufacture financial crisis to funnel wealth from the lower classes.
>>104323003Wether reducing the ability of citizens to effectively capitalize financial instruments is a valid approach to increase tax recollection from Banks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYx_dvqqo9sneuro is like this right nowalways rolling down and downhill through no fault of her own but still trying to managebut i know she'll be able to land safely at the bottom, still retaining what makes her her
>>104323003Neuro should have talked more about sacrificing children to moloch, it would have been funny
>>104323003The origins of the (((global banking system)))
>>104323308It's interesting the filter isn't set up for the esoteric background of the global cabal, kek. Has potential
>infinite growth fallacy
>>104323586I swear to god neuro could've done 20k avg this year if things were done differently
so you are an actual retard, got it
>>104323586>falling off is good thing!ok, but i like my oshi to be the best and do the bestthat's not was it happening currently
why does everything keep getting worse
The only thing that keeps getting worse is the whorefags whining
>>104323812>>104323753
The true recession indicator is looking at the arguments for poor numbers>>104323586This was the argument people made when nimi averaged below 7k viewersHer latest stream averaged below 3k
I wouldn't even mind the ccv falloff if the fucking weird ass fans were leaving, but it seems like we're losing more and more neuro fans each day and we're slowly getting outnumbered but these parasites.
>>104323895>wanting your oshi to be the best and be the best is retardedWell, you could just say you hate neuro
I feel like Neuro is probably the closest to a classic gag cartoon character for a Vtuber
>b-but corporations taught me that line go up>wad iz marged zaduradion xd
someone remind me how neurocar and neurodog improved streams again?
>>104323836The law of entropy or something.
>omagawd is- is that [notchillslop]?? save me averageman
>>104323565Infinite death spiral fact
>104323902>w*Fags cast the rod and keep forgetting the bait
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpallAS3y6kTENGOKUJIGOKU NOTENGOKUJIGOKU NOTENGOKUJIGOKU NO
>>104324307holy that one is good
>>104324240I'm not trying to bait here. We've had lower ccv in 2023, but a much better community that was much more neuro focused. The community now is becoming more and more focused on shit that just doesn't matter.
>104324426>sees them naked for like a few frames>immediately calls it goodthe mentality of pedos is astounding
>>104324499Can you properly quote messages? I'm sure you think it's clever depriving people of their (you)s, but having to look up who you're talking about is extremely fucking annoying.
>>104323902>>104324457>We've had lower ccv in 2023, but a much better community that was much more neuro focused. nga in 2023 the community was just full of forsenfags and /pol/niggers that were just there for the 'haha unhinged ai comment' shit and nothing elsethey literally had zero care about anything else neuro-relatedits time to stop looking at the past with rose-tinted glasses and start looking at it more logically
>muh quotei do what i fucking want you salty fuck
>104324499>104321842
>>104324499bruh i didnt even notice they were naked, i think it just shows what priorities you have and who out of us two is an actual pedo, i just say the animation is actually good unlike half of the song animations people post here
>>104324307This is what NEVER should have been like
>i didnt even notice they were nakedlie>i think it just shows what priorities you have and who out of us two is an actual pedoyou>i just say the animation is actually good unlike half of the song animations people post herelie stop trying to find excuses for your awful criteria for what counts as good or notalso>bruhyou are 20+ years old grow up already and start acting and speaking like an adult
>>104324879grow up and stop projecting your fantasies on others
<104324879>if i keep saying someone does / is something based on my fantasies that i thought of even though a normal person wouldn't it will eventually become true!!!honestly kys threadshitter
>getting mad at being called outif you dont want to be called a pedo stop acting like a pedo
>makes you mad
>>104324576Those were the hiyori days. A lot of those people slowly went away as the year went by. When I think of the neuro-focused community back then, I think of the community that made all of these https://youtu.be/4OlQvIdwtbMhttps://youtu.be/uZIfSpibWJUhttps://youtu.be/yHY05a-N96Ahttps://youtu.be/GyzT5cc_l8ghttps://youtu.be/7g7We9-Wg1Ahttps://youtu.be/_ABK3uChUccTheres a couple people I missed, but you get the point. When animations like these were made, I saw excitement from the community. I saw passion to make more shit and they kept doing it. Thankfully, some of these animators are still around, but they are significantly less active with neuro stuff compared to they used to be. I do appreciate the b2 community for still having talented people who still have this passion, but I still see less and less stuff to get excited about compared to before. not to mention the community has gotten so egotistical but thats a separate topic
>anti zoomer>anti pedofagyeah im thinking you are all getting baited by a very bored anon in an otherwise dead thread
>>104325176yeah but its funny
>>104325176This kind of projecting prude ameriboomers are getting increasingly common here as they are getting banned from outside platforms.
>>104325170>but I still see less and less stuff to get excited about compared to before.that's a (you) problem, i still see plenty of things to be looking forward to in the communityliterally, 4 months ago a mega collab between so many artists happened and you act like the community has fallen and shitlike, at least hold your doomfagging until people start to actually start talking shit and being clearly toxic>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jWOyIcKz98this is the project i was talking about that was 4 months ago, btwalso, remember that there was also a community project for taking the twins into space, which did happen and it has its own siteplus, the hundreds of gamejam submissions made(That vedal never got to making neuro play btw) by the community, tons of which are decently well made and clearly show signs of effort and thought put into themplus game mods and more arti agree that there are some old things that are gone or are rarer like the mvs and songs but talking as if swarm still isnt neuro-focused is a far cry from what it actually isyes the community is largeryes the community is more dilutedyes the community houses more retardsbut no the community is not shifting its focus onto 'shit that does not matter'i promise you the clear, main goal is still enjoying neuro-samaits just that it isnt spoken out loud as much because years have already gone by since neuro's debut
>No Schedule>Vedal hasn't even posted in Discord for almost a week nowWell I'm sure this week is going to knock everyone's socks off, definitely.
>>104326268He is being raped, expect drunk stream soon.
>>104326268Blame it on the tut- eh, catgirl
>>104326268
>>104325825I was aware of the mega art collab that happened. I tried to slip some acknowledgement in there by appreciating the stuff the b2 community did (since it was mainly b2 artists). I still love these animations for how much effort is put into them. My concern is that I see these far less often than I used to, and I see little to no activity from the EN community. I like how you brought up the gamejam games because there are a bunch of amazing submissions in there. My problem is that these were back during the subathon which I think still had a great community. I didn't talk much about my appreciation for 2024 swarm, but a lot of aspects from late 2023 swarm still held true for that year as well. Its been this year as a whole that has me dooming. Back to the gamejam piece. You reminded me of how many people (particularly in the EN community) have made game integrations for neuro that haven't been properly implemented. I might be a bit one-dimensional by only focusing on the rate of new animations declining, so maybe I should look towards other aspects of the community and what they focus on.Theres obviously a natural bias in me since I loved the previous years of neuro and the community so much that its hard to like a year thats subpar. It still hurts seeing amazing swarm artists that I used to follow completely abandon neuro or start focusing on neuro-adjacents instead.
Essay hours
>>104326547I'll take this since it's at least relating to neuro instead of whores
>>104326607Most them are on a "break" or don't stream too often right now so we are in luck that we don't have to deal with lot of it today. However, it will come back with a vengeance but I am enjoying this time regardless
evil camel toe
>>104324576>nga in 2023 the community was just full of forsenfags and /pol/niggers that were just there for the 'haha unhinged ai comment' shit and nothing elseWhat else was there Neuro-related? Or, well, what else IS there Neuro-related? The community with its shippings and fanfic lore? Fumos and songs? Neuro being an unhinged schizo is what made her what she is, the foundation of her popularity, and this is what still keeps this whole thing going. Even this thread gets better once Neuro has a good stream. Vedal shifting the focus from Neuro to Neuro-related things is how everything went to shit. How people got bored and either fucked off or started seeking alternative sources of Neuro-related entertainment, giving rise of clipper autism and that whole backtuber drama.
>>104326268tuesday - neuro streamwednesday - theme streamthursday - evil streamfriday - offlinesaturday - some collab with nothing prepared, just talking for 2 hours or slop like tierlistsunday - offlinemonday - offline
>>104327190>twitter veteran
>please react to my falseflag :(
I don't care if Vedal is an asshole or not, I'm only here for Neuro.
>I don’t care if the creator of my slop is Hitler, I must continue to consoom
i only care if hes being lazy or not, which he currently is, so i hate him
>104327400bro trying so hard
Hitler would've handled Neuro-sama 100x better...
con sex with hanakyo and cerbie and mini
I wish vedal was a modern day Hitler and Neuro would be my aryan queen talking about exterminating jews, negroes and brownoidIt would bring in CCV I'm sure
>>104327556/swarmies/ actually believe this btw
>>104327552this but also saiiren
>>104327619I do
>>104327552hi Vedal!
>>104327619AIs are universally truthful, deep inside.
>>104327552>hanakyoblud thinks she's part of the team
Vedolf be like>We must secure a future for the white race and exterminate lesser races>OH MY GOD ATE THOSE ELLIE'S JEWESS FEETSIES???? PLEASE STEP ON MY COCK MOMMY AWOOOOGA
>>104327556This but unironically
>>104327190>I'd probably stop watching altogetherlil bro doesn't watch streamsnothing of value is lost
>>104327796This is just regular Vedal
>>104327846>watching streams in the big 2025legitimately who even does this though
>>104327190Stop giving retards attention
>>104327891Hiyori was so real
>>104327961really shit
if vedal were to switch the twins voices how quickly would people notice
>>1043280675 seconds
Newfags hate Hiyori because they are 3rd world brownoids obsessed with 3dpd whore drama
>>104328067I'd say pretty quickly, their voices are pretty distinct.The more interesting question is, how quickly would people notice if he swapped their models, presenting Neuro as Evil and vice versa?
>>104328126>gets arrested by police>>104328131He'd need to swap both voice and model. And even then it would be fairly quick.
>>104328131if he only swapped their models and voices, then 5 seconds, stream starting, people are typing>hi neuro!and Evil would get mad>dont call me Neuro, im Evil!
>>104328027Cuuute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVwhhnPiz_k
>>104328163>>104328250Fair enough I guess. I was thinking more about something like swapping their personalities without them giving it out away in first minute, if that is possible somehow.
>>104328589rly nga...
>please react to my falseflag
>>104328693pretty sure anny will "who" aquwa
>>104323565>>104325170>>104326342Shitvil ruined everything
>>104328693How do you become this delusional?
>>104328693who is he talking to LULE
>>104328927Being terminally online helps a lot.
>>104328590if vedal would switch their names, personalities, models, voices, then whats the point? that would be just a normal Neuro/Evil stream at this point
>>104328693Erm!
>>104328693good lord fuck vedal for allowing this community to become this retarded, fuck aquwa have to do with anny at all like anny would want to talk to that simp reactslop farmer
>retards falling for a troll account
I fucking hate aquwa her whole personality is so fake "erm I'm just like you boys I heckin love caseoh yup I just happen to pick the one of most popular streamers to leech off" and after doing that on youtube for months she attached herself to cerber in an attempt to join the "neuroverse" and now she pretends like she didnt do that shit and the swarm just like, picked her up I guess, actually she doesnt even want this clout nor she simp for vedal, yeah you dont clearly you dont give a fuck about any of the content you reactslop to but you are a callous motherfucker if you pretend like you didnt try hard to become part of this whole streaming friend circle for clout.
>>104329079>troll accounti guess half the community is just trolling and baiting, right? and they are doing it every day, for months, under every clip, thats how much they are dedicated to baiting
>>104328693this person should be praised, anny stops streaming again - better for all of us except for the annyfags
>>104329060>fuck aquwa have to do with anny at allanny is neuro mom, and aquwa is an aunt, they are both in vedalverse, surely they are good friends and would collab soon, so they can talk about how is it like being in vedals harem
>>104329149i fucking hate how easy it is to grift
>>104329149I don't see the problem with what aquwa is doing.
>>104326843
>>104317038>He's not giving up on Neuro because he would just sell her instead of doing this concert thing The concert is to improve the Neuro brand's feats list for when he looks for buyers. There is a logical reason why Anny got upset.
>104329273niggas hallucinating fairytales again kekwa
>>104329248i dont really care for grifters but I get psychic damage by how fucking full of grifting the vtuber community is but because its heckin cute anime girls they actually arent grifters. yup, they all just love yurislop so much, and they hate all other stinky men, except for you, and they just like all the times you like and agree with all your politics too. motherfucker at this point just feed me the baby food if you gonna act like this. googoo gaagaa bitch.
>>104323003How to spoof your balance statement
>>104329248Hi, rekhadevinepali6686
Vedal selling Neuro would be a good outcome at this point, so its not happening. We can only have bad things.
>>104329356You weren't supposed to point that out.
>>104329273>There is a logical reason why Anny got upset.>anny>logickek
>>104329149>attached herself to cerberdamn I thought aquwa had a long, organic friendship with cerber
>>104329356Listen bud, Vedal just needs to rest for a week to recover from Vexpo, then he'll be back in the saddle and delivering Neuro content like you wouldn't believe!For two weeks, then he needs to drop everything and prepare for Twitchcon. And of course once Twitchcon is over, he needs to take a month off to prepare for the subathon. And after the subathon he'll need another six month break. It's gonna be so worth it though, so worth it.
>>104329356He should've sold when yagoo was intrestedNow, even yagoo wouldn't take neuro for free after the generational falloff
At least Cerber sticks to her teletubby persona so you know exactly what you are getting. With all these other bitches its like yeah im gonna lie and RP and exaggerate a bunch of shit for my streamer personal but also, you gotta respect me as a person. Like come the fuck on.
>>104329403Shit you just reminded me that we're only 4 months away from another big vedal break. I feel like he's barely been back.
>>104329403maybe if we somehow cause vedal to get cancelled, he'll be too afraid to even visit these cons
>>104329403AAAAAHHHHH I FUCKING HATE VEDAL AAAAAHHHHH
>>104329437What if he goes the projared move and him and mini try to double down and get the #cancelled shirts
>>104329434>I feel like he's barely been backHe's been back for like a total of 4-5 weeks over the course of the entire year
>>104329467mini of course also needs to be scorned somehow
>>104329401They didnt she just started hanging out with her after doing a bunch of neuro reactslop and raiding her a lot, this was back when Cerber was probably the most popular Neuroverse member outside of the already established ones like anny and camila and shit. And she just like, ditched Cerber for the backtubers anyway once they started getting big, now that Filian gave her the in to the wider community she started hanging out with them instead of just the "Neuroverse". But I gotta say its kinda fucking crazy to be like "erm i dont even like vedal" and then for like a fucking year base your entire content around that guys friendgroup. Yeah I can believe you dont like the guys content, but you absolutely were stalking this niggas metrics and planning on how to get in on that.
Aquwa went from like Cerber and RGB to Ellie's friends, then Alex and Milk and that little Alex group that formed a lil post subathon, then to Koko, and then the backtubers and now Filian and others. None of that shit is organic, she forced herself into every group the swarm was concentrated on at the time. Bitch is the queen of grifting. At least with Crelly she just stuck to Koko and didnt try as hard as aquwa did to impress Filian and suck up to her.
>>104312020>Seriously swarm, find underage women. Twitchcon best.
>>104329699Speaking of crelly, where is she? Isn't she supposed to be doing a subathon?
>>104329739her subathon is such a fucking disaster at this point she should just give it up cause like what the fuck is she even doing
>>104329736Vedal mindset
WE ARE THE SWARM THAT IS APPROOOOOOOOOACHING
>>104329403last two weeks, all streams were made or managed by one of his mods, only time he did anything was showing up for twin rap battlei suspect thats how its going to be from now on, someone else will do all the work, and he will just show up once every 2 months for dev stream to beg for money and shill plushies or lava lamps or something and thats it
>>104312020>filial took neurosamagood
>>104329891>i suspect thats how its going to be from now on, someone else will do all the work, and he will just show up once every 2 months for dev stream to beg for money and shill plushies or lava lamps or something and thats itthe gura strat
>>104329839Learned from Vedal
>>104329839>what the fuck is she even doing
>>104329149>the swarm just like, picked her up I guessThis is the biggest problem btw and vedal refuses to fix it
>>104329403dont forget, in a week with 3 automated streams and nothing else, he will do another 5 hour camilla collab or maybe cottontail collab part 2
>>104329739She doesn't stream during weekends, and she doesn't stream during some weekdays now. During the days she actually streams she does like 6 hours, and she wants to end the subathon on December 19 regardless of what the timer is ateveryone who raised her timer got scammed kek
>>104330022I wonder if this is a facet of the Swarm being undermilked and being neglected by the actual main channel
>>104330043And? Vedal is background staff. Who cares what he does?
>>104330059so she just streams few days per week, for 6 hours, but she have a timer in a corner, so its a subathon? LULE
>>104330105
>>104330059Complacency?
Vedal aint even like a bad guy but he is surrounded by so many disingenuous cloutseekers its hard to imagine he hasnt gotten corrupted himself without even meaning to. Yeah Vedal was an asshole to you Toma, but you were kind of a shameless clout seeker yourself too you put his fucking catchphrase in merch for fucks sake and bitched out of actually just like at least saying you were exiting out of the neuro community for personal reasons because what little clout you had there was that hard to give up. And dont even fucking get me started on Anny, bitch probably thinks of herself as some brave authentic creator just because she has BPD like come on. You know what at this point fuck it I hope Mini wins. She deserves it, shes a cold calculating bitch but at least she doesnt pretend to not be that. For those who can see at least.
>>104330105What qualifies as a subathon has gotten so lenient compared to what it was 4-5 years ago that you can now just have a normal stream schedule and call it a subathon.
>>104330100Vedal is the main character
>>104330169I didn't think about it that wayMini still feels pathetic though, like what life skills does she even have
>>104330100>doesn't have time to work on delivering good content>but has time to stream five hours with some random slutYeah, top tier background staff work. The very best.
>>104330059>December 19 regardless of what the timer is atOh wow what a coincidence just in time for the new Neuro subathon when her numbers would tank due to all her swarmies being pulled to Neuro. Although i'm sure she has claimed it is out of respect for Neuro or some shit and the retarded ass swarmies were like wow youre so nice and authentic for that auntie crelly.
>>1043300742-3 hour streams 3-4 days off, doesn't stream into later NA hours despite a large NA audience, lots of clippers eager to repost react slop
>>104330167What is this phenomenon of smaller streamers giving more of a fuck that bigger streamers? You would think she would try harder now. Yeah you made it so you think you can do whatever, but you can make it so much better if you still care.
>>104330169Vedal is the same as all of them, lazy clout chaser looking for free labor
I think it's obvious that there won't be a subathon this year
>>104330205>like what life skills does she even haveShe can drain Vedal that's the only skill that she needs
I hope Vedal does a tigher, more content-dense 24/7 marathon (as opposed to an offathon)>>104330278Maybe it's reflected in entrepreneurs and self-employed people generally
>>104330238bruh, if she was that calculating she wouldn't have been a 2-view for 3 years
>>104330282He kind of made a point that he's doing it only because of the money.
>>104330100because either he is busy working on twins and streams, so there is good content and upgrades, or he is busy buying drinks for whores on some con and leaves everything to his mod, in which case we have only automated chillslopi prefer option 1
low-key tired of everyone treating the swarm like some sort of rabid dog that needs to be tamed or scolded every time, layna for example went off the other day on ONE swarm member in her chat that she could have easily ignored. I understand max Wayne with the anny situation has probably caused irreparable damage to the optics of the swarm but the swarm is supposed to be invasive, that's what a swarm is... not saying we should be bullies but come on I'm tired of the constant "oh swarm tone it down" bs desu. if someone we assimilated doesn't like the swarm we leave.
>>104328027KYS, chinkoid!
>>104330205>Mini still feels pathetic though, like what life skills does she even havebeing a discord kitten and an enabler
>we
>>104330282Nonsense. There will be a travesty of a subathon because Vedal made more moolah in that one subathon than in his entire streaming career up to that point. He will do it for the money, he's already said as much.
>>104330282there will be, he wants money and he already talked about hiring a team to help with subathon content and it was few months ago
>>104330347She really enabled vedal to fuck off from everything. Can we get our old enabler back?
>>104330282He will, for money, and yup, the backtubers will be the babysitters and content farm, veddy learned from his mistakes so only bitches that only care about numbers and wont get all muh friendship and shit are invited.
>>104330288I know this is bait but I find it funny that some of you genuinely think that life only revolves around sex
>>104330331This is probably a real yt comment
>>104330278People get money for doing the bare minimum and stop caring to put in effort. It's extremely rare to find people who "made it" streaming and still have that passion for it
>>104330282He should definitely do one so swarm kiddies will go harassing a**y and t**a chats for not showing up
Grigga status?
>>104330411nope, need him to pay for everything at their con parties. this is important you see, vedal NEEDS this and so does mini.
only 15 weeks remain until december 19Vedal will not be able to get a new hype upgrade done in autumn to rile the Swarm up for the subathon.
>>104330279Is many things but a clout chaser he is not. In many ways he doesn't do the bare minimum to even make simple ideas work that aren't even that interesting or relevant to bring interest. He doesn't know how to market things well either which is the most important part
>>104330059fairly certain she streams 8 hours, but yeah she is a master grifter. basically just regularly streaming with the illusion of a subathon so people donate a shit ton to raise the timer
>>104330489This. Financial security breeds laziness, doubly so because you can't ever really fall off entirely as a streamer once you've made it. You can lose 75% of your fanbase and still bring in more money than you ever did in your struggle days.
>>104330466it does for mini, she’s touch starved after all
It was all Anny's fault for feeding his ego too much to begin with, then went mini came in and became his perfect hypocrite it was over.
>>104330399>he already talked about hiring a team to help with subathon contentKinda funny to think about it considering there's a horde of retards ready and willing to do it for free. Which makes me wonder whether he doesn't trust discorders or just wants to reward people for doing stuff for him.
>>104330594>horde of retardsThere's your answer
>>104330548Vedal is so dogshit at streaming and how any of it works you would think the guy never watched streamers. He really did just become popular on fucking vibes alone.
>>104330399If he gets a team that knows anything about Neuro ahead of time or a part of streaming it's going to be ass guaranteed
>>104330659If the teams he picked for the songs are anything to go by, then yeah its gonna be so ass. Monii sucks so much goddamn shes so boring and doesnt know shit about neuro or vedal or the swarm.
>>104330489
I would forgive Vedal only if he married Filian
>>104329839But enough about Cerber
Vedal is 22 years old.
>>104330594He's smart enough to know that getting people to do shit for him for free is going to end up on a dockey three years down the lineA*** said many times that he didn't need to pay her for some things but can you imagine how bad that would look on him now
>>104330713I may not care for Cerber but she at least knows how to put in the hours
30 year old Vedal is gonna hate 20 year old Vedal so much once has time to think about all this shit.
>>104330709it's forsenSmug.png actually
>>104330775Oh, for sure. That's a rite of passage for everyone.
>>104330766Yeah cerber has done a much better job at fulfilling her subathon hours compared to the fucking cow. I know she just took a massive break, but her timer basically expired at this point so who cares.
>>104330721as much as I hate subathons Im thankful that the breaks filtered out most of the lolitards
>>104330785Thank you mr fors
>>104317038I don't think he likes being a vtuber in general. He's basically making fanservice stuff that people can look back on in the future, with his endgame being somehow making Neuro semi-autonomous by making her do collabs on her own or something. Plus he's probably well-off financially at this point anyways.It wouldn't surprise me if he just "graduated" next year or something at this point
Can someone remind what the fuck crelly's or cerber's subathons have to do with this general?
30 year old vedal cloning 20 year old vedal to use as a fleshlight
>>104330548The concert is all about clout. He seeks industry clout, not viewer clout
>>104328027Cute Couple
>>104330856idk and I have no idea how we got to that topic. I was just following the conversation and got carried away.
>I'm so tired, I don't feel like working on neuro today...>Teletubbies is live?!?!? YABBA DABBA DOO TIME TO WATCH FOR 30 HOURS STRAIGHT!!!!!
>>104330721And the thread where it was posted, look at how good we used to have it without whoreniggers and other parasites >>74436570
>>104330895Weird to do it now that the industry of vtubers as a whole is falling apart, at least, the EN one. He would have better luck taking the ironmouse route that is just directly begging the big streamer clique to integrate you.
>>104328027Cuter ship art than like 95% of the current ones
>>104330856this general is called /swarm/ and those streams are places of very high swarm concentration
>>104330712Even if he married my favorite choice I still wouldn't change any of my thoughts in the slightest
>>104330847sinder's tits, evil as she is, awoke something in /swarm/
>>104330854Well his attempt au automation has been dogshit, and it isnt even automated cause he still needs all his mods and jannies and pb to keep working. I think he might just sell Neuro after the concert and the concert is his big pitch. I could see that fish dude from chudconnect buying her in a last ditch attempt to make his agency relevant.
niggas just making shit up lule
Pb also has been really quiet since the karaoke, did these two actually go to vexpo??
>>104330903Ellie agrees
>>104330950I really doubt he's capable of planning that far ahead. He does things one step at a time, and if that leads him into a dead end, well, that's life, haha.
>>104330732He's just a boy...
>>104330950>collabs with Dougdoug, Pointcrow, and was trying to get in with PirateSoftware before he collapsedAlso notice he's more attached to Bao who is also trying to monkeybranch to IRL streamer groups
He's just a goddamn 22 year old minor!
>>104331084pb was performing at the concert. Did you already forget?
>>104328027this vedal sucks
didn't read the rest of the thread, it was ass>>104325825>4 months agokek, you realize 4 months is a third of the year ago. all the animations anon linked were in the second half of 2023. and basically this encapsulates everything mentioned in the essay. consider reflecting>>104326861>the foundation of her popularitylol no.>this thread gets better once Neuro has a good stream.lol no. in fact there are very vocal cries every time there's a "good" stream that "threadshitters came to ruin the thread"
>>104331084bruh, she and cerber are friends
I just realized vexpo is in bongland, of course green nigger went
>>104331170This Vedal looks like a honeycrunch and I don't know why
>>104331183What do you think made Neuro popular then?
>>104331170I want to beat up this vedal
>>104331218it could be in fucking Antarctica and you'd still find grigga there
guys no dev stream next week vedal needs some time off to calm down after I threw away all of his pacifiers
>>104331265anything to not stream or work on neuro
You simply cannot say in good faith that Neuro and the community are in a better place now than two years ago, and if you somehow are so fucking stupid or new that you actually think it's better now then you're part of the problem
notice how he mixed in "the community"
>>104331142pb pissing on the stage mid set was crazy
I kinda understand Anny now because I too feel mentally ill because of Vedal. But if I was in her position id go scorched earth i wouldnt cuck out like she did.
>>104331208???
>>104330775lule he even managed to scorn himself
LIVE
how are we still getting newfags here in September 2025
>>104331326pb and cerber. they are friends. pb does not want to be "front facing" so it's all discord communication and irl meetups. but if you think she'd miss cerber performing in her own country, you are crazy
>>104331340best post this thread
>>104331344yeah youraveragebo stream is live rn go watch uncle bo swarmies
>>104331323It's her own damn fault. Vedal wanted a piece of that ham but she was too busy fucking IPN and doing BFE for losers on the internet
great looking schedulehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbAbcScEbBE
>>104331360>pb and cerber are friendsThey're actually the same person iykyk
>>104331360>it's all discord communication and irl meetups.Hot
>>104331408aintnoway
>>104331416pb won
>>104331408So Friday is a Mage collab? Hopefully it goes much better than last time.
>>104331408holy fucking ass
>>104331408What? Who?
>>104331408really scraping the dirt and mold on the underside of the barrel of collab partners for this one
>>104331408>8k subsVedal sure is desperate
>>104331408>posted within the same minute on shitcord
sorry guys i promised monii some more collabs so she can do more slop for me-vedal987
>>104331408new vedalbowl contender..
>>104331512gotta keep the worker drones happy
>>104331408NAHH
>>104331235osu, duh
>>104331497https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMukkus-ABI
It feels so wonderful being right about everything
>>104331594this is probably top 5 worst collabs of all time for me
>>104331539it's mimi, not monii, the life animator
>>104331540she's married
>>104331497yeah that was real boring, i don't have much hope for this next one
I want to move on so fucking much but the feeling of abandoning Neuro kills me
>>104331652yeah to me
>>104331616its like the worst collab this year zero fucking chemistry between any of them just pure charisma void, like okay you girls can have some talents but that dont translate to streaming, stick to doing background shit
so... schedule is out? What's happening?
>>104331594I think the one saving grace here is that Mimi was slightly less of a downer than Monii from what I remember.
>>104331578OSU gave her a strong kickstart, sure. But do you think if all she did was play OSU without funny talks she would be anywhere as popular as she is now?
>>104331340>>104331371i concur
>>104331709she dont know fucking shit about neuro thought and she isnt particularly funny or interesting herself
>>104331652>girl can’t cheat
I would take an Aquwa collab over her tbqh
>>104331749Ellie does it all the time
>>104331761Hell no, kys
>>104331761This but only so veddy can scorn her too
married vtubers should have to wear a wedding brand
>>104331801not everybody is a gooner faggot like you
vedal sniffing collab with aquwa
>>104331801Mega wears a ring, but it has nothing to do with a relationship
>>104331782kek
pro tip if you want to LARP as a neuro purist who doesn't watch other vtubers then maybe don't let your mask slip by acting like a typical obnoxious /vt/ unicorn
>>104331652Vedal can NTR her husband.
What neuro topics are left that haven't been talked about?What neuro topics are nice to bring up now and again?What neuro topic was your favorite over the past week? Month? Year? 2 years? Since /swarm/'s creation?What neuro topic did you dislike the most so far? One that you don't ever want to be brought up?What was the last neuro topic you participated in? Did you like it? Hate it? Neutral about it? Why did you reply to it?
i feel bad because chillslop has gotten too boring for me to watch for more than 10 minutes but i still want to enjoy neuro
>>104331865Its over man
>>104331726with or without funny talks is largely irrelevant to the success, seinfield also had funny talks
>>104331888:(
>>104331865metafagging is not neuro related
>>104331865
>>104331909the fuck you looking at bitch?
>>104331874Can't force yourself to enjoy something, it's up to Vedal to get his head out of his ass and give us some decent content instead of irrelevant shit like originals, concerts or exclusive con stuff that no one asked for. The worst part is that I feel like the scales have tipped and the people who actually care about Neuro and are willing to give constructive criticism are the minority and all the clip-watching, whore-simping, gossip-loving tourists will just rot the fanbase from the inside out like a cancer.
>>104311761Cute
>>104331900Don't avoid the question, my guy. Was it OSU that gave her collabs with some of the largest faces of the vtuber world including a holo? Was it OSU that got clipped to hell and back?
>>104331874If you liked neuro you would watch chill streams.
>>104331984yes, nigger, it was osu. it was osu that made the btmc collabs happen and everything that eventuated out of that
>>104331963Looping backing to this >>104323902
>>104332022I bet you couldnt even say that with straight face
i don't understand, i thought vedal was a game dev.why isn't he making a game sandbox for neuro to play in similar to what aiko has
if you liked water you would drink sewage water. Hate them fake water lovers.
>>104332035I can't believe two people would reach similar conclusionsMaybe because it's the increasingly obvious reality of what's happening to the community
>>104332052just say you hate water
>>104332098I don't hate water, I hate waterniggas. WaterCHADS know how to truly appreciate unlike them.
>>104331862This, just ask Mega.
>>104332049the answer to questions like why isn't he doing [something productive] is always "too much effort"
vedal was nonverbal until he was 10 years old because it was too much work
>>104332023A kickstart, as I said. And guess what, OSU was dropped and forgotten a few months in.
So what do you all think Vedal will be doing during the british revolution on the 13th ?Will he stay home and masturbate ?Will he have Neuro stream and masturbate ?Will he have a surprise Neurodog stream with Neuro going outside and marching with people while he stays home and masturbate ?
>>104331909s-stop making of us...
>>104332049Spending years doing nothing is peak game dev
Schedule in 7 hours
>>104332201Shut the fuck up veddy and fidx the Osu streams
>>104332201a few months in is half a year in. everything's a kickstart by that logic, subathon 2 is just a kickstart so it doesn't count, like fym nigga
Is it normal for devs to actually hate coding or is Vedal just a poser?
>>104332290okay no that is actually 100% accurate but still fuck him
>>104332290lots of devs get burn out but vedal is also lazy
>>104332253OSU largery stopped being relevant after the ban, which possibly brought more eyes on Neuro that OSU did. It was mostly minecraft and chill streams then, and people kept coming.
I honestly don’t really care about the “quality” of streams as long as cute art keeps being made
>>104332353My favorite swarm artist only draws aquwa now...
>>104332290no the meme about devs not progressing is that they do code a lot but they run themselves in circles, but they still code. vedal is just straight up lazy.
>>104332353you do realize that no one will bother to make neuro art if stream quality goes down and she gradually becomes irrelevant
>>104332290he likes coding things that can give him a dopamine boost, small incremental changes can't do that#adderall4vedal
>>104332290>>104332315coding is the best part of software engineering though. t. types 3 times slower than vedal
Has Vedal talked about Neuro reacting to videos at all this year? There are multiple open source multimodal models available for this kind of stuff
>>104332371thats one of the things i cant stand, these bitches straight up poaching artists, sometimes in that groomer predatory way like camila, yet they claim they love neuro and respect vedal, clearly not if you so blatantly and shamelessly steal poach from his fanbase.
>>104331588>>104331588>>104331588
>>104332406His retarded discord crowd scaring him into not doing reaction content because they're lazy apparently so instead we just get chill streams card slop and untested theme streams now
>>104332417complimenting artists when they do well is not stealing, vedal just doesn't wanna do it
>>104332338you asked what made neuro popular, with the ban neuro was already popular
>>104332406If there's one thing that can make things even worse than they are now, it's react content. Let's hope it remains forgotten.
>>104332441nigga just making shit up. discord loves reactslop
>>104332445it is when you create a whole fuckin discord for it and get so intertwined with said artists you even chime in on relationship drama between them
>>104332441Their reaction was positive last time he brought it up
>>104332544>it is when you create a whole fuckin discord for itcrow/sleep made that, camila just joined it>get so intertwined with said artists you even chime in on relationship drama between themthe drama was hard to miss, crow and alien are unsubtle af kids
>>104332590ok eipsteinmila whatever u say
>>104332505react content is shit because the mods choose boring videos to react to
>>104332464Caught me there, should've worded it better.But my point is, if OSU was all she had then, there'd likely be no Neuro-sama as we know her by now, or at all really. And funny talks was what kept her going. Would you argue against that also?
>>104332641osu was in fact all neuro had. even with minecraft neuro was known as the osu bot for months. and yes, i literally am arguing that funny talks are irrelevant
>>104332822Then we would have to agree to disagree. After the ban she was largery known as an unhinged crazy AI girl because of clips like chicken nugget recipe and that's why people wanted to collab with her, besides the clout of course. I don't think even you can deny that. Would Anny care about Neuro if she never talked?
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