What should I focus on to increase my chances? Should I have a specific niche or keep it broad? Do I need to know how to sing?
>>104342128you could start by accepting you will never be a woman
>>104342585/Thread
>>104342128Don't apply if you're just going to pull a Nimi and Kson because they don't want to hire people who want to farm fans only to fail and all off.
>>104342128Yagoo and some of the talents mentioned it, look that up if you are not a faggot making fake thread.
If you have to ask, you can't do it. You won't pass the "vibe" check either.
>>104342585Fpbp
first is don't be a whore or a retard in public, that includes the net these days unfortunately.just give up if you are a catty motherfucker cause you won't pass the vibe check
You're here, its already over for you
>>104342128Step 1: show you can get popularStep 2: audition. Step 3: keep streaming and auditioning. Most chuubas after council had to reaudition 4-5-6+ times (in fuwamoco's case)
>>104342128>be female>have a demonstrable goal/dream>pass the vibe check>have prior content creation history where you don't talk about social issues or politics, and don't have woman moments>have prior hololive knowledge (optional, but still recommended)
>>104345460>>have prior content creation history where you don't talk about social issues or politics, and don't have woman momentspretty sure this one is completely optional
>>104345478There's a difference between making a one off tweet or two, but if it's a major part of your content, there's no way you're passing the vibe check.
>>104345511People take the vibe check thing at face value far too often. It's a general "can we work with you without tearing our hair out" not "do you have this specific personality trait."
Pretty sure that going forward they're gonna go exclusively for people with years on experience in streaming or singing
>>104345651One could surmise that since hololive is completely apolitical and talents don't talk about such things, they want new talents that are unlikely to break that standard. But of course, outside of general advice, we don't know inner workings of this. However, I'm like 99% confident if social issues and politics were your main content prior to hololive, you ain't getting in.
>>104345861I agree completely and I definitely wouldn't want them in, but something tells me that's not specifically part of the hiring process. idk why I'm even arguing this. I could've sworn I remembered a chuuba that used to be political and then pivoted and became good.
>>104345460what would count as a "women moment"?i've only ever done art streams which is mostly comfy and i dont speak about politics or anything
>>104346220Woman moment is a lot of things. For example, insulting your audience and flipping out at them is one major one you see some indies do. Causing major drama with others is another one when it's completely unfounded is another
>>104345460Does "woman moment" mean "whore moment" or "hysteria moment"?
>>104346297Hysteria, generally.
>>104346288It means "catty moment"?
>>104346338Am I legitimately talking to a woman right now? "Woman moment" is not an uncommon slang term. Basically, don't be a drama whore or act in a way in which you clearly didn't think of the consequences of your actions first.
I love to see anons trying to help grifters to get into hololiveWhat could go wrong
>>104346391It's just a vague umbrella termArticulate terminology is superior to vague, mushmouthed nigger slang.
>>104347314>nigger slangThat does not have the hallmarks of "nigger slang". There's no ebonics or anything
>>104347504>muh muffuggin bitches be doin' a wummin momen'Shine my shoes nigger
>>104347601Holy seething roastie. "Woman moment" is really that triggering?
>Do I need to know how to sing?It's a goddamn idol company. You don't have to be good, a lot of the talents are bad singers, but you have to be willing to do it. And dance too.
>>104347640Whites need to know what kind of foid fuckup you're referring to.Holes have so many problems (hysteria, whoredom, cattiness, flightiness, shit quality skills, halfheartedness, vagueness, etc) that it's best to articulate.Otherwise you're acting like a woman by expecting men to be mindreaders.
>>104348550Woman moment is a very common slang term. If it offends you, then you really should take a chill pill.
>>104348760I'm loving your meltdown, anon. I'm honestly baffled by getting so offended over "woman moment". Are you on your period, sis?
>>104342881>they don't want to hire people who want to farm fans only to fail and all off.But Nimi didn't fail at getting fans outside of the box.When are corporations going to learn that the fans are who they should focus on, not their own pet projects?Looking for yes men is not going to attract new fans.
>>104348804Guess OP aint making it if it aint fucking obvious lmao
>>104342128get ready to live in japan, despite being an EN
>the phrase "women moment" causing a women momentI love the internet so much
>>104351562Kek. Same
>>104348804Absolute melty.A true woman moment
>>104351599I wonder what made her stop. Did the period comment get to her? Lmao
>>104351562More like nigger fatigue.Why use vague, euphemistic, softened language?Use clear language to punish women properly:- Female IQ moment- Female driver moment- Female mother moment (abortion and lazy parenting)- Female cooking moment (low quality cooking)- Female art moment (low quality art)- Female writer moment (sentimentalism and cliches)- Female talker moment (vague, euphemistic, unclear language)
>>104344651Every talent has done that. You just need to be friends with someone on the inside
>>104352195I am friends with every talent's inside, yes.
>>104342128You need to stream and 100% every tony hawk game. Once you complete this task they will let you in.
>>104352011>Female mother moment Anon was your mother male?
>>104353364It would be better if she was.Young men would make better mothers, just like they make better drivers, teachers, nurses, cooks, talkers, actors, entertainers, and streamers.
>>104342128You could stop shitposting on 4chan, that'd improve your chances a little
>>104353419So you're gay and watch only men? Got it.
>>104353530"Gay" doesn't exist, there is only top or bottom.Patrician Romans, Greeks, and samurai all partook in pederastic love.Soon there will be a return, both left and right will join forces and once again venerate the beautiful boy.With artificial womb technology on the way, lone young men can take the role of mothers.With young men's high alertness, vigilance, intelligence and quick reflexes, there will never be another vain, foolish, neglectful mother.Never again will there be an irrational, insipid, vague, flighty, frivolous, shallow, female mother and her various types of moments.The age of woman will end. No longer will we endure any type of their moments (woman driver moment, woman shopper moment, woman whiny anal moment, etc).
Woman will go the way of the dinosaur in our lifetime.No more of any moment (woman miscarriage moment, woman abortion moment, woman ageing moment, woman stinking blood moment, woman lie moment, woman fake sounds moment, woman crying moment, woman neglecting duties moment, woman lazy moment, woman IQ (90-105) moment, &tc)
>>104354571Anon you are gay
>>104342128well assuming you are an actual woman (not a mentally ill man), its part perseverence, and part just being different from everyone who is already there. That can mean having a different niche, it can mean striking a different streaming style. But Cover is looking for people who have a brand different from all who are currently part of hololive EN.
>>104346297Hysteria or just a completely fundamental misunderstanding of what you are and who your audience is.Some great moments which come to mind Ame's "Improve yourself."Kronii's "Don't you have female friends?"Fauna's "We are not friends."Mori's condom/cuck saga.
>>104354571>Patrician Romans, Greeks, and samurai all partook in pederastic love.Wrong. Only some Romans, some Greeks and some samurai. It was never a universal thing and it was completely dependent on location and time period. Even in places where it was practiced, it was at best seen as a neutral evil. Just something young boys had to put up with.
>>104354571Ah, the classic self loathing gay cope.
>>104354695>all examples are unicorn seethe momentskek that's rich. Maybe we should call it unicorn meltdowns instead
>>104355130Like it or not, unicorns make up a huge proportion of the most loyal and enriching fans.
>>104355130if you don't like unicorns don't apply to hololive
>femanon starts seething at seeing "woman moment" and starts throwing racial slursyou'll never pass the vibe check :)
>>104354571i agree with this anon, hololive should just be holostarst. homosexual
>>104351618she got b&
>how do I cheat?you're not Holo material
>>104342585I was coming into the thread to say the exact same thing. Oh well/thread
>>104346297Mostly "successful woman suddenly and inexplicably shoots herself in the face while blaming others"
>>104342585FPBP
>>104342128It depends on what you intend to do once you're in Hololive. Cover wants to see a plan and as detailed as possible, they want to see that you can work with them and your future coworkers seamlessly, and they want to see your potential for things unrelated to your pitch. Idol activites are, contrary to popular belief, optional, but you'll see a lot of push for it from both Cover and your potential fans, so that's what you should prepare yourself for.
>>104359073 (me)Nevermind, I read the rest of the thread.Enjoy being a 2view /here/panderer for the rest of your career. Maybe an anon takes pity on you and fucks you.
