This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!Schedule: Guess who made it through the summer car and ISN'T GRADUATING!!!! WOOOOO!! STRATEGY SUNDAY IS BACK!!!!!!!!!the season of con is overthe time of the loom has comehttps://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1964963466185445568/photo/1Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlAhttps://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOughttps://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3GgTwitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumiYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumiTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumiTwitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikanekohttps://gofile.io/d/KGXbJthttps://gofile.io/d/votdVzhttps://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvgLumi will be doing more Coffee Factory later on with Dizzy, Ember, and JellyPrevious Thread:>>104268812
I clicked on elfin just for a quick peak. what have I done. lumi is that retarded girl who makes you want to make the world better, in equal parts because it is easier to fix it as it is to explain shades of gray to a retard as it is just to get to see the good through her eyes. elfin. it's been less than two minutes and all I can think about is how some of the most meaningful time of my life was that high school summer. I completely wasted it but somehow never got bored by doing literally nothing but smoking and drinking all day to rave all night. I know nothing about elfin but this is the type of bitch who turns boredom into contentment. she'll be fine. lumi should kidnap her and hope the best of both wear off
>>104383468have they ever streamed at the same time?
>>104383517Big wall of text before the new thread? I hope you weren't expecting that to turn into a New York Times best seller because no one is going to read that now
>>104385635Once again you can just read the last bit to understand what he's actually saying: streamer gets put in a positive feedback loop because they create parasocial echochambers full of people they like so their bad habits and brainworms have no chance of fixing themselves. Somehow this translated into an idea for an upstart.>>104383517You really should cut down on the words my guy, it's too much of a word salad that's so self-referential that the only references still in there are extremely obtuse or tied to some weird anecdote headcanon schizo manifestation. If you're inebriated while writing these I encourage you to proof read them first in the morning when you've sobered up.
Will Elfin phase in?
I want her to.
lumi collab with elfin. keep a completely straight face. communicate all instructions in direct but cohrrent car maintainence innuendos possible. when autism gets the better of anyone, accuse them of the vilest degeneracy. this is how 6 straight hours of upstairs bitch lumi breaking the new elf in for chat's amusement into true cinema.
>>104385864>Streamer gets put in a positive feedback loop because they create parasocial echochambers full of people they like so their bad habits and brainworms have no chance of fixing themselves.This is the main reason why I've emotionally distanced myself from Lumi, I respect her too much to support or anti her as both are the same in the end, just different means to keep her down. Almost like good cop bad cop. The problem is that once you notice it it becomes so glaringly obvious that it's hard to ignore unless she is just streaming for herself, which she doesn't do that often.
So do we get to officially redirect the elfin-cucks here? Is this their thread now?Thank you for your sacrifice o7
>visit /vt/ for the first time to check for lumi thread>one right at the topBased. Lumi is the only vtuber I watch because she plays strategy games sometimes and her retardedness is great background noise, but I wouldn't mind seeing her collab with others more
>>104388174to be fair, 10% of the time we get something equally or more interesting than a zatsu stream. some of her best streams even. strategy girls for instance dont get dumber and can still do things they are good enough at to be entertaining. 90% collabs are sort of just aids. groups of 4 or more are really just quick meetings to determine the stupidest person in the room. everyone underclocks to match them and then screams for a few hours. smaller ones arent as bad on the depth side of things, but bredth of content has to be constricted to areas everyone overlaps. most vtubers are dime a dozen basic bitch in ear asmr and every woman knows how to do that. they see "Safe content" for a collab. we get the inane prattle we would find at a bar. 90% of the time, a lumi collab is just an objective downgrade. if you can figure out the secret sause that makes for those rare good collabs, you should tell her
>>104388174Hey just so you know /lemon/ is a schizo general that's largely just one guy replying to himself with huge walls of increasingly unhinged schizobabble.
>>104388732 (You)And that one schizo (me) is also extremely self aware, so he (me) is also behind the schizo accusation posts.
>>104388618She cares too much about what chat is saying to switch between interacting with chat and her collab partner and she's constantly concerning that the other person is having fun. Also guy interactions are easier because you can just call them slurs, retards, autists, schizos etc and nobody cares, this is also what they do to each other privately. But as soon as you do this in a public format there's going to be an army of autists misunderstanding or parasocial antis bandwagoning nothingburgers. It's well suited for cutesy streamers or yuribaiters but I assume she's a lot like us and we can't bond with people we can't throw slurs and take innocent jabs against.
>>104389010Okay
>>104388147No, elfin is still tact chuuba.
Lumi is live and you guys haven't posted her streamhttps://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
>>104396353not watching because I intend to play Outer Wilds some day
>>104396353posted in main
>>104383963>>104385892>>104388147Elfin Cucks should fuck off
>>104398115Elfin is part of lemon lore.
>>104398564Since when?
>>104398115I am as gumi as they get my guy. I just have to appreciate a woman who has more than one way of showing affection. sometimes you dont know what the problem is or the person's attitude towards the problem has become the problem. when thinking about someone only makes you annoyed with them, you either get mad or you cum. respect for any bitch who can casually make tweets like this without becoming a sex toy
>>104396917/pcg/ is still a thing.
>>104390114>She cares too much about what chat is saying to switch between interacting with chat and her collab partneris this why she rarely streams her pov in collabs
>>104401039she has great chat chemistry. super powered chat empathy isnt guaranteex but would make sense. I think she knows how it feels when she ignores something she would normally read. she probably doesnt enjoy doing what she would do if she were mad at you just cause she got busy and didnt notice
elfin should prove she is a real gumi by spawning in with fast and effective goon aid so we can focus the stream
>>104401217Elfin is not for gooning
>>104400049>without becoming a sex toyElfin became a sex toy for 6 of her mods.
>>104401260doubt all of this. you basically just said nah five guys and expect us to do the math.
>>104401039Lumi is better in collabs when she doesn't stream her pov imo, for this very reason. She can just enjoy herself and the company of others and have fun. And due to her alpha female energy she more often than not will turn it her stream anyways.
I wish I was smart enough to comprehend RTS and map games
>>104401243what is she for then?
>>104401756she is for gooning alongside with while idolizing Lumi, not gooning to
>she didn't get the pokemon cards from the theatre when it was showingso she's actually not 23...
love long lemon days
>>104406366cute gif
I think Wubby is funny but imagining that Lumi is a Wubby chatter has got to be one of the biggest turn-offs I can think of. They're like Jerma fans but more safe-edgy.
>>104403158I hignly appreciate her efforts to mitigate schizo damage and will play along with whatever pretense she wants to call it. just as long as she understands her job is to use her hands so I domt
>>104401558elaborate? what is not to get? pacing?
>>104404145The most recent pokemon movie came out like in 2010’s.
Sex with Elfin.
>>104414331Have sex with Lumi instead.
>dropped watching chuubas a few months ago, cancelled subs, unfollowed, etc.>fast forward to last night>Lumi appears to me in a dream>she's showing me all these snacks and chocolate she brought from the USA>I'm showing her my collection of shitbox carsFuck me, is this what 4 days of sobriety does to an alcoholic?Anyway, what have I missed?
I want to sniff Lumi's hair
>>104400049Stop shitting up the thread with this racist cunt. There is only room for 1 in this thread and that's Lumi
>>104416437One of the biggest things in the past few months is she finished the car, and is playing more strategy games again. She is also tired from all the con bullshit.congrats on the 4 days, I'm currently "trying" to quit>>104417071eye bags...
lemon bump
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi your retard has arrived
>>104415442I don't like Lumi
>>104417111I could see how someone may think fidelity standards legitimately ought to be applied here. but no matter the applicable standard, there must be questiomable conduct in the first place. it is impossible to even form a question of fidelity without some sort of third party. which means it is entirely impossuble for elfin's physical pressence or assisstance to breach fidelity with lumi. think. lumi is the upstaits bitch so she gets some consideration. but elfin is nothing without lumi. like all good slaves she is just as extension of her masters agency. elfin is just the first of many
>>104420682>half the board gone but both still have their queensvery unrealistic chess match against filian
Lumi is trying to steal the married gumis away from their wifes again...
shocker she's all for free child labor
>>104424408shock her so she is all free for child labor? I guess scaring her into quitting would easy but I doubt it will knock her up for child labor
I've been getting some female attention past few days and my urge to watch Lumi has dropped to 0.
Elfin is just a parasite trying to leech off of lumi. I miss when she had fucked off and deleted everything.
>>104425411Vtubers hate this one simple trick.
>>104424408Why is she such a reactionary
>>104423800Why are all female gumis whores
>>104422861Why does she hate Rome
>>104431841Who doesn’t hate Rome
>>104423800kinda scary!
Why id Lumi in poland?
>>104435109>Sayoritoo soon
she made it to 100k. worth the wait. good job. on behalf of the schizo community, we accept your thanks and ask only that you be as honest and direct as we have been with you.
>>104431287I have a feeling access to sex is a bigger bottleneck to consumption than desire
>>104438529More like female gumis are femcels.
>>104426890why doesnt lumi groom them? this type of commitment is rare and it dorsnt matter if it stems from honest devotion or cyncial self-interest. the answer is always slavery. reward for the devoted or mercilessnes to a threat? same thing
>>104442900What did Lumi mean by this
>>104443464Shs doesnt know
>>104443464Evil lemon woman is evil
>>104443464>Lumi hits 100k on twitch>Mari hits 100k on youtube>on the same dayPhase isn't beating the allegations
>>104443464based little sister
