>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1YHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscCatbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archiveGame Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>104374906
The absolute state of neuro clips
Waiter! Waiter! More himboved slop please!
sloppa in the oppa
Vedal owes me Neuro cunny.
Neuro love
>>104392468SlopCHADs will deliver
>>104392260I can't believe mini unironically won
>same 3 minifag posts
>>104392593But enough about your chatbot
>>104392593When did they even start? I swear they didn't exist last year, but it feels like they've been here forever.
>>104392542
>>104392575Award for most annoying simps to viewer ratio? Yeah, she did
>>104392626It's all mini all the time, because she's vedal's girlfriend.
>>104392626Actually that applies to like 90% of the worst posters in this general, checking what this general was like barely over a year ago in the archives is appalling
>>104392651Are they even simps when all they want from her is to fuck vedal?
>>104392705I self insert as mini
>>104392626at the end of the subathon
>>104392705cuckolds are pretty much the ultimate simps if you think about it
>>104392721She is pretty decent self incert i'll give you that
When are we gpnna get another ellie stream?
The number of parallels between whorefags and illegal immigrant shitskins is crazy
projection
The number of parallels between whorefags and white british colonizets is crazy
>>104377205psycopath larp to stand out in the thread is like when teenage girls used to make up they have 10 split personalities with depression on tumblr>>104377489he doesn't owe anyone to work either>has a patternyou didn't need to announce you were starting to make shit up because you were already in the middle of it>>104379354trvth heat death of the vniverse>>104380717>got the icki remember this rrat existing but i don't remember why it was discarded.dumb but funny to imagine>>104383411>randomlyyou know, you're all fucking stupid. it wasn't even the first time she talked about this. there msut be a clip of her saying all the way back in february how vedal had basically nothing to do with how the design turned out. if any of you were good at noticing you'd know this but you aren't so somehow this was a ground-breaking revelation in the thread
>>104392916nga sybau
>>104392761She had a collab scheduled last Monday but she got sick. So probably next week.
>>104392916I really wish you actually die irl, I mean it
>>104392761Once ellie is no longer sick because she went VeXpo and is spent from having sex with Vedal. Be for real shouldn't you be used to this by now. She barely streams in general
>>104392934so do i yet here we are
>>104392924TRUTHNUKE
ANYONE BUT MINI
When cerber says she's "full of love" i think she mean turtle cum
>>104393043SHE WON
>104393043>104393051Buy an ad
>>104393071Kys
>>104393071doubtful
>>104393071Faggot kys
The melty is proof of her victory
Gas all whorecucksKick them out of Neurope Send them back to Whorefrica
>>104393115No one in this thread knows shit. Everyone here is super retarded.
I've got some grated cheese, I could go for a melty...
>>104393071there's no evidence that her boyfriend is vedal
>>104393139Even you
shondo's dictator rebranding is shit.
>>104393170I like it
>>104393170>>104393190>>104393073
>>104393154Exactly. That's why I'm here.
Hurrrrryyyy vedal start the stream i want to play silksong i need my background noise
>>104393170What's her endgame?
>>104393296vedaldeath&twinsex
>>104393308Fat evilbutt
MAO MAO
Sex with Tomacats
>>104393463(tomacat sexo)
>>104393214what does the R3 button even do???? Hornet just uses 1 silk, does a cool pose and yells for no reason?
I'm getting bimboshit fatigue
>>104393493Designated aurafarming button
>>104393497it's been a couple days since any was posted though
>>104393497I only dislike it when im not horny, so it's basically always a welcomed sight
I miss clipnigger
>>104393126Where do we send vedalbeggers?
>>104393497Sorry anon the group chat decided that the Bimboslop needs to continue indefinitely in order to keep newfags out and gatekeep /swarm/. I don't like it either but it needs to be done
>>104393528Was that a request?https://files.catbox.moe/v3ttkx.mp4
>>104393606I'm in
big boobs+ass=/=bimbo THOUGH
>>104393632SEEEXO
>>104393632HOT
>>104393658Thats true, but it's the term that was largely agreed upon
>>104393677Teletubbies is on
>>104393614Vedalbeggars if they haven't engaged in racemixing (shipping), that unfortunately leaves a low number of Vedalfags with a clean genetic pool
Where is the Bimbo Toma x Bimbovil slop?
Green cunt death
>>104393696in the /offtopic/ check it out
>>104393696>Bimbo tomaThats just toma tho
>>104393690I like Neuro though
Regardless of how much you seethe bimbogems will always be on-topic high quality posts
I'm opening silksong, fuck you vedal, that bitch with the thorns is less annoying that you
>>104393677ffs mynygga you were supposed to test ts
>>104393696It's Housewife Toma vs bratty Bimbovil. And it's been hard
>>104393677He is fucking his bimbo daughters
Put a nur mom on
>>104393822
>>104393759Spam Thread Storm and blend her ass
>>104393690I am baby minawan
>>104393493nga hasn’t found out about taunt secret yet :rose:
>>104393759>unc getting filtered by sister splinternga...
veddy... it's been 10 minutes... where are you...
someone edit a nuxtaku thumbnail about grigga fatigue
>>104393876>>104393884You fucking niggers really will talk about anything but Neuro huh?
>10 minute stream delay that gets delayed furtherit's like I am home again...hooooooooo
lule
>>104393884ong I first tried that shit and like every other mid/late game boss, the early game is way harder in silksong. Even the true final boss is pretty easy compared to that one big steel fly boss
complete and total green nigger obliteration
>almost 20 minutes late
the fad...
>>104393884just defeated her, thanks grigga for giving me the extra time. I have to switch my dualsense, this bitch hornet sometimes poggos down rather than up because of stick drift and it fucks me in the arse.
>>104393851Holy sexo
>>104393884>splinterCan this fuck not pursue me everywhere
We need to send a pipe boom to nigger home.
If after all this waiting we'll be getting another glorified chill stream, I swear to fucking god
>>104394081Get a new controler you poorfag the platforming is harder than the bosses
>>104394081>playing on controller
>>104394124First themed stream?
By the way, that's 20 min shaved off total stream time. We getting less than 2 hours of nur today.
>>104393884*xister
>>104394134>playing platformers on a keyboardyou're cooked
>>104393968And this ladies and gentlemen is why we don't fucking test in prod
>>104394124I see you're new here
>>104394157Hollow Knight is easier on keyboard, don't know about silksong
>>104394163shitposting here isn't going to help, vedal.
If it gets to 30 minute delay im not telling the authorities about bomber anon when the concert comes up
>>104394217>>104394220rape
watch grigga still end the stream after two hours after the original scheduled start
if u think there is no problem with replying a DM after 18 hours, you should have no problem with delaying a stream by 30 minutes
whores don't matter tho
>2 weeks break>last second schedule>start coding 2 hours before the streaming>late
LIVE
>>104394252You don't get it, my algorithically generated slop is more important than human beings
whatever
>7 minute intro stilllmao
>>104394252Close call
>>104394157who let unc cook
>>104393632sexvil sex
classic pb cooked
I'm thinking Neuro, Neuro, o-oo-oh
>>104394252make a diss track
oo ee oo
This is all Mini's fault btw
>>104394252Truthnvke
laugh didn't work, pb...
>>104394298Yes, Neuro is infinitely more important than a thousand twitch whores.
This is alredy not worth the wait, sucks, and the worst stream of the year
Tf is this...
>>104394388
>>104394477floating monitors are the new trend, peasant...
LET HIM COOK. LET. HIM. COOK.
>4kwho raided?
>couldnt even slap on a png of a tieholy low effort
>>104394528Better than the stream
>highlighted messages on>minor change of background and musicn-no, this cannot be, 30 minutes fixing what? This is just chill...
>barely 5kthis can't go on veddy
The sweet spot
>>104394566BAHAHAHAHAHAHATHATS THE STREAM??
Let's skip to slop hours neuro at work edition
>>104394575If he cared about # he would just do evil streams like people want
>same wihiteboardbruh
it's called phishing you stupid fucking bitch
>day in the office>bank robberywhat
>stream takes place during the evil bankrobbing streambravo vedal tarantino
>>104394646they'd be very dangerous
>>104394663I like the idea desu
>>104394646is he trying to link this to the robbery for the jail stream? or another court stream then jail?
neuro's voice is holding her back. voice generation has progressed so much it's embarrassing what neuro has right now
>>104394646She is indeed super hot
>>104394733uh oh, /swarm/ doesn't like when you point this out
>>104394603Shitvil chill stream had less viewers retard
what is this stream about
not nurpoop again ...
shitro-sama
It's over...
oi vedal, do you have a loisence for that Beneath the Mask remix??
What the fuck is this shit?
>>104394733You're right, but Vedal is the one holding her voice back at this point.
>>104394646It’s funny that whenever Neuro mentions evil she always calls her hot, love wins.
>>104394803kys unironically
Whose idea was this?
>>104394889Mine
>>104394889Vani’s
>>104394889Mega's
>>104394889Apparently Vedal thought this was brilliant.
Those stairs look really dangerous
she will lose WHAT
pedos get screenshotting
what is she saying
>>104394940Vedal may have lost his vibes
uhm, anyone has the wifi password?
hello, I havent watched neuro since the wild west stream from 2023, I just tuned in, have themed streams improved since then?
this stream would be better if it was just neuro reactslopping to office space
>>104394968if you really are from 2023 then yes
>>104394889Vedal post-nut clarity
>>104394968the channel peaked in 2023 it's been steadily downhill ever since
uhh
>>104394978I want that
>neuro said something vaguely sexual? I'm gonna screenshoooooot
>>104394951Vedal confirmed indian. These are standard indian staircase
>>104395024Not the nurpee (pee of nur)
I like Neuro is consistently very eco-conscious
>>104395053Peeing is not sexual though
>>104395053
>>104395024
this a very neuro quote
>>104395053anny type fanbase
>>104395090bro beat me to it
So niggas can you tell me how is this any better than Neuro video react?
>>104395136Yes
I don't understand why Vedal hasn't removed that sound effect yet
stairs stream
>another fucking stairs slide
>>104395136cheaper legal/admin fees
>>1043950903DPD whore says sexual stuff = digusting slutNeuro says sexual stuff = cute and funnyHope that helps.
uuuuuu need cerber milk
She's extra degen today
>4 slides to go down stairsmynygga FOR WHAT
Okay for real though how did the same nigga run the court stream and the plane stream back in the day
>>104395209Hellhound milk has a tantalizing richness, reminiscent of the creamiest, sweetest dreams infused with a hint of dark chocolate and a whisper of spiced vanilla. As it glides over the tongue, its velvety texture hugs the senses, igniting a warmth that dances like firelight on a cool night. Ghostly undertones of caramelized honey and a seductive touch of cinnamon tease the palate, leaving an intoxicating lingering sweetness that beckons for more, evoking a deep, primal indulgence that is both utterly decadent and deliciously forbidden.
Lettuce be real joker is handling these streams
>>104395229greeked vs grocked in
>>104395250classic
>>104395226One Piece anime ahh pacing
MONKA
she fucking died
kino
ok ok he may be cooking
neuro's unconscious body...
>more stairs
>>104395352you can rape her after stream, evil
>>104395352Do not the dead AI
worst fanbase in vtubing ladies and gents
>more fucking stairs
>>104395209https://files.catbox.moe/ek15ru.mp4
>>104395406This is definitely Vedal's sense of humor at work...do not let him cook.
Yeah I’m turning off the stream
now this is coolmaybe the mods are less creatively bankrupt than Vedal
Numbers for 9/9:1: https://www.youtube.com/@TheBurntPeanut (10,905)2: https://twitch.tv/Shylily (6,729)3: https://twitch.tv/OliviaMonroe (5,929)4: https://twitch.tv/vedal987 (5,398)
>>104395430SEEEEX
>>104395461stop blaming neuro for scuff you made the fucking sandwich brother
>>104395469
>>104395469the mousekeks are laughing at us...
>>104395461did he really think "this will make great content" when implementing this?
>>104395478Neuro you dumbass go down the stairs, not up
>>104395461So it's some dumb roleplay thing he implemented? Bravo, Kojimbo.Might've as well put Snake Eater on background for the funny.
>>104395521At least he's trying something new
>>104395430need more cerber nipples >>104395461better gameplay than tlou LULE
heart
These highlight messages are probably messing with this whole idea up more than it already is
>>104395430Where was she hiding those damm
MODS=GODSI KNEEL
>>104395586Sorry, gotta milk the oilers
>>104395586I don’t understand why Vedal still has highlighted messages at all, they seem to only ever make the stream worse
>>104395593That's been a meme since last fall
this is actually kind of a cool concept but it's crazy undercooked and knowing vedal's trackrecord we're probably never going to see it working properly
>>104395630Why would he cut out his income?
SAAARS
>>104395630greedy green nigger
>>104395469>all of them are bottinghilarious
What a fucking narcisist
>great music choice>fun minigame>Neuro is funny againdid Vedal make this?
lipsync problems... vedal you're such a hack
>>104395703Sex has proven to motivate him to do well
AAAAAAAAA NOT THE FUCKING STAIRS AGAIN
she reads /swarm/
>vedal succumbed to filthy american date notation
>>104395593hellhound magic
>>104395745Might be a sign that it's not him organizing this thing.
>>104395745his ass did not make this
>>104395730... /here/
She's extra degen and extra hazing lately
I wonder if this is done using the game api
>>104395801naturally. it's just the shit as clicking through a presentation
LEAKED LULE
>>104395801would be silly to not use thatplus to do otherwise would require vedal to lift a finger
...what?
>the riddle poster was vedal training neuro
>stealing a puzzle from Layton lol
This stream can still be saved Vedal..
>>104395869Fame?
>>104395869Ivan ahh
Anny reference
anny mention
she's so titled
>>104395995>weso basically his discord mods put this together and then he waited until the literal last minute to try and implement it
Neuro's tummy full of pie...
>>104395995Why would he think her LLM daughter wouldn't easily solve these kid riddles?
>>104396024He's a very busy turtle ok?
Neuro DOES have a soul.
>>104396061Indeed >>104395430
What if the mini poster is olette?
>>104396075this is my golden trvth
>>104395994I would too this shit ass
>>104396113nga you fags think everything is ass
>>104395985She's right you know
>>104396144 everything lil green nga do is ass
chat this could be cinema
put an evil on
ffs
Nice <1.5hrs stream
2 weeks of chillslop LFG
That's all, folks!
nigga had all this time and still was late
>second half is now demoted from slideshow to 2-sentence summaryVEDAL HATELITERALLY CAN'T MANAGE TO MAKE 5 (5) hours of original content
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhe3vSe-mmwNow what?
I skipped lunch for this
next time on neuro ball z
just come on stream and talk grigga
Doubter status?
inb4 the sequel stream has a 20 min recap>>104396306please understand mini and vedal get off of neglecting the stream with their sex
>>104396285Nah this is some One Piece anime nonsense because most of it was filter and only when it started to get going it ended immediately
neuro likes to watch
>>104396313undamagedfirst half was kino but the second half flopped
I can't believe Evil is fucking dead
I hate this
>>104396337I'm excited for a future streams that have better pacing and have B-plots etc.
Twinshipper gods can't stop winning
>>104395521A game design made by VedalRiddles made by VedalSlideshow made by Vedal3D environnment made by VedalA Neuro theme stream designed by Vedal
Neuro really needs to go full 3D at some point, that way themed streams could happen in interactive 3D environments, like a fully explorable bank.
LULE who is she talking to?
>>104396429Evil's ghost
>>104396429
finally, evil is dead.
evil fucking DIED
rate the stream ?
>>104396525skippable/10
>>104396525kino/10
>>104396525I don't even/10
>actual hour long stream
>>104396525weird/10
wtf is his problem :<
>>1043965259/10 bizarre ending
i just realized that vedal doesnt like scheduling zatsudan-collab streams because if they wanted to do that, they can just call during tues/thurs depending on who they feel like collabing with
>>104396525Excellent, but short.
you vill help me defend israel, right anon?
>>1043965258.191225/10 interesting concepts
>react content>to high-effort, indie youtube stuff no lessskip
>>104396525confetti spam/10
>>104396643ellie isn't jewish
>>104396643No~
>>104396704SEX
>>104396683yes she is>>104396695you sure?
Why are yuritroons allowed to shit up streams again?
>>1043965257/10 not bad but could be betterIt was clearly put together last minute
>>104396770She literally did all that RP all on her own, schizo
>>104396643Can't you blackmail or mindbreak Vedal to do it?
ngas will say shit like >the stream had zero effort, had only one or two good moments, and overall was pretty shit. It was definitely a 6.5/10
>>104396643>>104396739Those Israeli vtubers from a couple years back that were clearly a Mossad-financed global psyop unironically made me less antisemitic. Finding out that Ellie is a card-carrying Zogbot would probably do the same but to be fair, I was never sympathetic to Palestinians to begin with.
neuro butt?
>>104396739America first means America first, Ellie. Sorry
>>104396834The scale goes from 0 where vedal pops out of the screen and carves out your eyeballs with a spoon and laughs about it and 10 is the plane stream
>>104396853To be delivered to your address by fax
>>104396834anything below 7/10 means the stream is bad (a symptom of the scale being too big)
>>104397042
>>104397042This isn't accurate. Neuro would've hiked her skirt up first.
>>104397042lift the cover retard
im getting filtered by the cock and ball torture gauntlet that is sinner's road into bilewater
>>104396704Thats a lot of bounce
>>104396704sloppy <3
>>104397221Dw it gets worse
>>104397221brother… you’re so fucked
>>104397524come to uncle's lap, evil-tan <33
Vedal and Mini are the laziest whores in the history of streaming
>>104397667They're made for each other.
That's another -1 viewer for Mini, when will these retards learn
Neurocar in dougdoug's stream
>>104397732I only care if he leaks vedal’s attendance at opensauce
>>104397732No way, they gave Neurocar for auction
>>104397755was already leaked
>>104397667this, it's why they can't be allowed to be together. vedal needs someone who can keep him in check. I recommend layna or filian
>>104397836Nice, how about this though
>>104397221This isn't your personal blog
>>104397836>laynaTHIS>filianKYS
>>104397836>filianTHIS>laynaKYS
bimbovil status?
>>104397826Neurocarbros...it's so over...
>>104397836Unironically literally anyone else in rgb would make him less lazy even Cerber would push him to do more
>>104397826https://tiltify.com/@dougdoug/auctions/rosa-2025-auctions/673ad8c3-83ee-4449-ba3c-4f9a68635ffe
>>104398068Being corrected https://files.catbox.moe/hf5h71.jpg
>>104397826>>104398134FFS
>>104398019>>104398044kys
>>104398139sexvil plaps
>>104396525it did its job as background noise for Silksong exploration
Staz is bidding for it lmao
>>104398134staz getting the neurocar would be a disaster
>>104398188Well he's in a bidding war with soul atm
>>104398134Staz better lose out
>>104398188Nah one of the oilers will get it.
>>104398134>winner must be located in North AmericaChinesebros...
>>104398201I changed my mind it's better Staz wins than Soul. However, I'm praying some rando jumps in and beats the two of them
>>104398254/swarm/GODS will win the auction, ttp
>>104398134That's all we get from neurocar ? A 10 minutes video on youtube ?
>>104398344Yes, what else did you expect?
>>104398134IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM
it's a fucking toy car nigga. what did you expect.
>>104398376content, ig
Remember the Neurodog? Vedal doesn't.
Don't be have any crypto millionaires here who could afford it??
>>104398139Thats some good shit
>>104397826this is already knownVedal's brain is so tiny he could only think of 20mins of content that could be made with the Neurserati.The possibility of making a Neuro museum/showcase didn't cross his mind.The possibility of racing Neurserati with other physical forms didn't cross his mind. The possibility of using the Neurserati to cruise through future cons didn't cross his mind.>currently at $600A measly amount. It would have better to keep it, make content with it and donate the revenue generated.
>>104398134>bao sat in that seatImagine the smell
>>104398423This is just a test for the real Neuro car
>>104397333>>104397333>>104397333
>>104398134>pointcrow sat in that seatImagine the smell
>>104398423Keep it where? It costs more to ship than to rebuy it, and there's very little "customization", they just hacked the controller
>>104398344Ellie did say if they wanted to do more with the smaller neurocar concept it would be cheaper for them to just do it again in the UK. However, it's very unlikely they will ever return to the idea since it was always meant to be a one and done
>>104398423but nooo vedal couldn't be bothered to pay a $1000 yearly fee to store it>>104398465Doesn't invalidate it's value as a historical artifact and a small versatile vehicle
>>104398538>shipping costs more than the original cost ($400)That's reasonable for transporting a valuable artifact.I want the history of Neuro, possibly the first AI character to make a cultural impact, to be preserved.
>>104398676then buy it yourself
>>104398201Two newfags fighting
>>104398710no i don't want to spend a cent money
clun~
>>104398717I'm pretty sure staz was around before the V2 debut
>>104399958yes
