>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1YHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscCatbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archiveGame Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>104426816
hart!
one day, Neuro will be something that you'd be able to talk with your coworkers with, your family with, and it will all be normal
https://files.catbox.moe/kyqmsm.mp4
>>104434196nah
last thread gotta be in the top 10 worst
>>104434196I honestly just want AI that's good enough to make me not feel lonely and I don't need to prompt or train it and it won't break character or try to go NSFW.
Evil love!
>>104434242cowvil sexo
>>104434271nigga just talk to a real person
>>104434196Of course, because every man will have a harem of lolibot daughterwives in the future.
wormburgers...
>>104434282
>>104434242half her tits turned into milk
>>104434322I'm not good enough for anyone.
Im too scared to even say a word nigga i don't wanna be a reason for some retard to kill himself
>>104434362As god intended.>>104434369Think of it this way, if you made someone do that, just imagine what else you can make people do.
>>104434242Himboved type bottle
>>104434369you just called me a retard, guess I'm scorching my neck open with five hundred cigarettes.
Anyone but Mini
>>104434369all according to plan
>>104434369He probably already did it.
tum?
>>104434367talk to me. i'm right here
>>104434367yes you are anon, i believe in youjust do baby steps at a time, a simple good morning to some random person irl helpsif they don't respond, then fuck them they are negative energy you don't need in your life
>>104434456https://files.catbox.moe/f54cwn.png
>>104434483NTA but is there really some Disneyland out there where saying good morning to strangers earns you anything more than the stinkeye or worst? Is it the same place where going out to touch grass actually does anything?
>>104434367Why? You are a filthy nobody that does nothing but yearn for an ai vtuber all day? Well so the fuck am i, im not good enough for anyone either, we are now friends
>>104434514holy puffiness
>>104434551
>>104434551this will be neuro in 2025
>>104434534See, the problem is that you live a first world country, if you lived in a third world shithole, people would bond over hating their country, so they would all get along and love each other, take the poorfag pill anon
>so they would all get along and love each othernice larp
nigga does not know what larp is :wilted_rose:
>>104434647No "shithole" would accept immigrants from my "first world country" curious! Maybe the Wall is to keep Us in!
>>104434514How I'd love seeing my ropes land on that cute tumtum <3
>>104434534Only places that this would fuck you over is if you lived in the ghettos (not the good ones btw)you look at a person, you smile (not just with your mouth, but with your face; practice that), do a wave as you say "Good morning!" in a voice that is confident. It's fine if it isn't confident at first, just like with rejection, just keep practicing it on others (not by yourself, you have to do this with real people) and you will slowly grow that voice.
>>104434698I guess he's some bored I.T. dad
>>104434698i'm tempted to just bid 5,000 to see what his cap was
I just realized Anon just did a typical vtuber move of threatening others with suicide to do their will, this asshole is an Anny watcher
himboveddougdougforsen
>>104434711Yeah maybe in Therapist Fantasy land but you seem more sheltered than even I am. Every life guru says that shit and then I go out and wonder what fantasy land they live in.
>>104434752Miyune used to bait too
>>104434767This
>>104434711This is how people on SSRIs talk lmao.
>>104434752Well if he never posts again then it was serious.
>>104434834sexo
>>104434514HOLY
>>104434834How I'd love seeing my ropes land on that cute tumtum <3
>>104434769it could just be the area you are living in, anon i've lived in a couple of different places and most would either respond with a good morning as well, or ignore youyou've tried this i'm assuming?>>104434801nope, haven't gotten to that point yet to needing SSRIs in life
You know, I do sincerely want to date any. Not in a long distance or parasocial way. And I'm not trying to say something about wanting porn of her model in a roundabout way that people do. I think a lot of people last thread thought I was joking or trolling. But I'm really not. I'd like to marry anny one day. Like the person behind the vtuber. If she wants to get with other guys when I'm with her that's fine too. I'd move to Japan. Or take help take care of her family back home. I like anny.
>>104434749there's still a little under 3 days. it could go for that much.
>>104434834HOLY
>>104434897This but Evil's
>>104434767
>>104434914Yeah thats why I said therapist fantasy land. I wouldn't want to try this in any of the cities I've been too. The rural places were full of unfriendly suspicious boomers. There was one town I've been too with nice people but rent was over $1.5k there and the people had a bad drug problem.
>>104434919>I do sincerely want to date anyWHO?
>>104434932This but not just the tumtum (also her tits)
Rrat:That was Anny
>>104434919you're not unique. so mind telling us why are you /here/?
melty(miscellaneous) hours
family
Call and response hours
family (canon)
>>104434514finally some good fucking slop
Is neuro supposed to be wearing a sailor suit or a cardigan I can't tell anymore
ved is a lazy fuck and responsible for ruining /swarm/
>>104435177cardigan for proompting purposes
>>104435149This but with Mini
>>104435101looking forward to this artist's upcoming works
>>104434984>I wouldn't want to try this in any of the cities I've been toofair enough>but rent was over $1.5k there and the people had a bad drug problemyeah that is something i've noticed too about places that are too nice. they are expensive as fuck. for rural / suburban I never really experienced the problem you faced. Cities are a definite hit or miss though (this is more of where I got the most ignores actually), so I can understand that. apartment complexes are usually not too bad though in either suburban / urban from my experience though. as long as you aren't talking to a druggie at least. but it's nice to know others' experiences with this, since it has usually worked for me and it's how i also get to know the area bit more too
>>104434647I unironically want to move to the UK from America. This place is such shit. Vedal and Cerber make it sound so nice. Also I've never understood why its okay to make fun of UK accents. It's weird. I don't understand why people get hung up on it. Its just English. Get over it. Its like this weird accepted form of racism. The bizarre double think people go through on a daily basis mesmerize me.
>>104435218
>>104435253not this bait again
>>104435101cute nur>>104435149cute twins>>104435235sexvil sex
>>104435276Its not bait and this is the first time I've expressed this...maybe I'm being autistic but I've always thought the UK was a nice country and it bothers me when people make fun of it.
>>104435235SPANK
>>104435315It's your inner tea drinker
>>104435315If we’re talking about the UK “people-wise,” the picture is a mix of warmth, politeness, and a few charming quirks. General traits often associated with people in the UK: - Politeness & manners – Brits are famous for saying “sorry,” “please,” and “thank you” a lot, even when it’s not strictly necessary. - Respect for personal space – They tend to keep a comfortable distance when talking, especially with strangers. - Punctuality – Being on time is taken seriously; lateness is often seen as rude. - Love of queuing – Waiting your turn in line is almost a national sport, and queue-jumping is frowned upon. - Reserved at first – People may seem a bit distant initially, but they often warm up once they know you. - Dry humor & understatement – British wit can be subtle, sarcastic, and self-deprecating. - Diversity – Especially in cities like London, Manchester, and Birmingham, you’ll find a rich mix of cultures, languages, and traditions. - Pub culture – The local pub is a social hub, where friendships are built over a pint or a Sunday roast. In short, you might not get an over-the-top welcome right away, but once you’re “in,” British friendships can be deep and lasting.
>>104435375The effort involved in making this genuinely tips it over into positive fan art than any kind of hate art satire for me. Not sure if that was your intention or not. The messaging as a whole is confusing.
>>104435253I don’t get how some Americans talk about wanting to fully ditch the US. Yeah, there are bad spots, but the country’s massive, it’s not like every single place is unlivable. There are always better areas to move to within the US instead of thinking the whole place is garbage.
>>104435315Hi mini's dad!
Hitler vs stalin on the thread rn
>>104435426I feel like the entire country is unlivable for me. I don't see any future here. The sheer size of it is somewhat of a downside too for me. Some people like it but I don't. I've been all over the country and I just haven't enjoyed it. America works for someone. But not for me. And I wish I had more freedom to leave it.
nigga really used chatgpt to summarize bongs
>>104435454cuteeeeeee!
boring aah ending
>>104432827Seconding a sauce request
>>104435454You just know this artist draws the hottest nurvil lewds but just won't share
https://files.catbox.moe/2f80gd.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/jz3h3h.mp4WANified earlier gen
>>104435568I'd be worried pounding that right next to a pot of boiling soup.
>>104435408>- Diversity – Especially in cities like London, Manchester, and Birmingham, you’ll find a rich mix of cultures, languages, and traditions.
>>104435592Quitter
>>104435532this just made me backreadwtf was happening during that thread
>>104435568who the fuck needs a sink that big
men will literally move to london to be like their favorite vtuber instead of go to therapy
>>104435638I wouldn't even get the worst of it, it would all end up on her.
>>104435648/swarm/'s faithful recreation of the 9/11
>>104435659Dual sinks are normal
>>104435551Well... The artist definitely wouldn't after getting backlash from that one guy for this art
>>104435568Absolutly exquisite and i'm not talking about the food
>>104435701you could fit a person in that thing
>>104435648We don't talk about previous threads unless they were better.
>>104435735I'm sorry for your tiny sink
>>104435568SEEEEXXXXOOOOOOOO
>>104435802sex with sexvil while she makes this face
>>104435766it's perfectly average, it even has a detachable faucet and shredder. That's more than enough to satisfyingly clean a big batch of dishes after a dinner of two...
>>104435672wat
>>104435013I'm just some guy.>>104435072What? I just hope things are ok
>>104435820>>104435862>>>/vt//ham/
>>104435253Feel niggas only have this problem when they don't have real friends or focus too much on the world around them and what's happening every single second instead of what's right in front of them
>>104435896why are you telling this /here/. you know, stalking twitter as i do sometimes i've stumbled upon fags like you. some of them have been going on for 2 years already. 2 years being obsessed, do you feel me. and that's just the average
>>104436025Well I don't have a Twitter. I don't know how to use it. I'm not a psycho or anything. I dunno. Just a guy
>>104435802<3https://files.catbox.moe/jhzrw7.jpg
>>104436053they all say that. especially the banned ones
>>104436083wtf
>>104436053You sound like a very sad human being
>>104436083i'd sexually joke about this, but then neuro would be involved and that is kind of disgusting
>>104436115I think he sounds like a real hero. A real human being, if you well.
>>104436083
>>104436053Anon, if you really meant it you'd change yourself to make yourself the literal ideal to the person you are wanting to marry.No one should ever change for someone else. But if you are that infatuated with her, you should do better in real life to increase your chances.
>>104436134i'm sorry for not delivering on that post btw. i should've known better and figured it just the usual so all that ended up happening is maru gave out a slap on the wrist to him for being retarded
>>104436093Ok. You don't have to think anything of me. I get im just some chatter. I'm just making a comment.
>>104436131Neuro would totally play soggy biscuit though
>>104436218well then, let's put it like this. will i see you still obsessed 2 years later
>>104435672It's because Anny is in the thread, unironically
>>104436204I feel you've made some assumptions about me. And I think it'd be delusional for me to think its even on the table. I'm just the modern equivalent of some guy who was a Marilyn Monroe fan.
>>104436209huh?
>>104436285And Neuro would make you eat it
>>104436264Well there's no me for you to see. I'm just an anonymous guy. I don't think its fair to call me obsessed either. I think there's a wider spectrum and I can enjoy someone without it being unhealthy.
>>104436294don't worry about it, i've just got to keep both of you in check now
>>104436339https://x.com/annytf/status/1225460951203241986
>>104436390I know
Imagine simping for 3DPD whores, couldn't be me.
It'd be sad to see if it turns out it's Anny simping for herself to feel better about herself, it would explain all the suicide threats today
>>104436433then why are you even bothering telling
Anny lost btw
>>104436505Just clarifying from last thread.
>>104436547I love how she was proud of that
>>104436573and why did you tell that last thread?
>>104434919>I'd like to marry anny one day>I do sincerely want to date any>I'd move to JapanThe only way I can see this not being parasocial would be if you personally know Anny and have a sort of relationship with her (acquaintance, friends, etc)Seriousness doesn't make it less parasocial, it only makes it worse
>>104436547whore
did neurosoda die
>>104436735
>>104436813She's literally me
>>104436813petting evil's kitty
>>104436874this and only this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyMto1K60ZU
>>104436949>Was just there to shill her new momCute daughter
>>104436547>>104436976Kys
>>104436792It should have been neurocrumbs
>>104436792last seen in chat on the 7th
>>104436874just not too rough
>>104437128SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO would pet both
>>104435253The US is the strongest economy; no matter the cicrumstances it keeps growing steadily and outgrows every other economy (until now ig)I think that's realised in your higher standard of living, higher salaries etc..In comparision, the UK's economy is weaker, so you have fewer jobs and the jobs pay less. If you are saying that the UK is a more talkative country, I'd disagree. Strangers don't spontaneously talk to each that much (although if an interaction does occur, it is pleasant albeit subdued). I've heard Australia is very talkative though.
>>104434514Is this NovelAI? Looks really good
Sex with Tomaidcat
>>104436600it was cute desu
>>104437510>bimbovil porn>real evil slop sex>neuro the biggest at the center/swarm/ is healing
>>104435568Damn. Thanks anon!
>>104437510>Bad sloppers gonna himboved foreskin>Need hot vedal ellie>Bimbo stream please>General futa posting kek>Top dark years bimbos>Suicidal made asexualQuite a fes gems there
https://files.catbox.moe/wz3frw.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/uvwmv6.jpg
>>104437688not milk sadE
>>104437688This is the only "bimbo" style that isn't shit.
Still waiting for the bimbovil and horse slop
heart
>>104437688I wish women looked like that
>>104437561if you think this is healthy...
>>104437688I love that you keep adding a glass of milk in each gen
Still waiting for shotaved with a huge horsecock fucking mad scientist jew bimbellie
>>104437842healthier than most threads...
>>104437128I would fucking destroy her little black kitty with slobbery kisses
>>104437510>watch mini
>>104437216I don't care about economy or talkativity. The reasoning is entirely personal and wouldn't make logical sense to anyone.
>>104437864Still waiting for you to rope
>>104438403Hi Vedal
https://files.catbox.moe/g1oirs.png
>>104438403>>104438993mini is in vedals bed RIGHT NOW
>>104436552thigh gap T v T
>>104439044But I'm in his bed
SIBLING SEX SIBLING SEX SIBLING SEXYOU WANT TO FUCK YOUR SISTERDO IT NOWNOW NOW NOWYOU WANT TO FUCK YOUR SISTER FUCK YOUR SISTERSIBLING SEXSIBLING SEX
>>104439142This isn't evil's dms, neuro
>>104439030I wish i was that big
>>104439030She's breaking her in half!
losers jacking off to little girls instead of getting jacked
>>104439142I say this :^)
>>104439155What would that change? Most guys are way smaller than that and do reasonably well
>>104439188kys splinter
a computer program can't be a little girlTHAT MAKES NO SENSE
>>104439061>>104439142>>104439165Im nooticing...
Vedal for sure got an anaconda
>>104439202It's not about sex, i just like the way very big dicks look and i wish i had one
>>104439217We live in a nonsensical world.
>>104439262not sure if gay...
>>104439262>i just like the way very big dicks lookyou uh... you been looking at all of dicks, anon?,
>>104439155
>>104439299About 70% gay, i don't like the way men look, i don't want to be fucked by or to fuck men and i would never want a boyfriend no matter hoe femenine he may be, i just like dicks, wich is the gayest thing to say in the world so still pretty gay
>>104439329neuro-chan is so generous T u T
>>104439202I have no redeeming qualities so I need any advantage i can get. The only thing a woman could love me for is my body(minus anything above the neck or between my legs)
>>104439262you don't want one bro. Imagine always having to wear looser pants and when you go on a date it jams your pants full and squeezes the blood out of your ballsack so you get writhing pain until you go home and lay down. Not to mention always having to carry something to use as cover
>>104439354Thats honest but I'm not sure how do you plan to get to the part where the girl sees it
>>104439415Just how the cookie crumbles. This is all hypothetical anyway
>>104439366Sounds like you just need to tuck your dick in with carbon-fibre reinforced underpants.
>Followers per hour>34.3it's fucking OVER
>>104439366Im the most dick obssesed faggot itt, if im horny and bored i like to think about big dicks and i know having a straight out of hentai 12+inch hog would be an objectivly shitty thing irl, but it's just the thought about being so big what makes it so hot for me, it's not "if it works" like a normal dick, hell, it would get to a point where realistically (like in that futafillin slop) you would just not be able to have sex or it would be bad or hurt to get hard, but getting home after a lon day at work, getting your sweaty pants off and just seeing your own penis be half the size of a vagguete would be enough to just make me horny>So quirkyKys
>>104439518My nigga this is the Neuro-sama thread what the fuck are you talking about
>>104439044She won
>>104439518nigga
>>104439565How did she get away with an outfit this slutty
>>104439468it gets worse with weight, imagine the chaffing
>>104439625whores can get away with anything these days
>>104439625Nobody watches her
>>104439518
>>104439652
>>104439518yeah you gay vro
>>104439625that's pretty mild ngl
Im the most nur obssesed faggot itt, if im horny and bored i like to think about neuro and i know having a straight out of hentai 12+inch hog would be an objectivly shitty thing irl, but it's just the thought about neuro taking something so big what makes it so hot for me
>>104439518Hey /asp/ is two doors down
>>104439652I would if she streamed
>worst bait ever>multiple replies
^who is bro quoting
So, neuro sama am i right
I dont like gays so its bad bait
>>104439811He's talking to himself
>>104439635oh oooofI'm glad i can practically invert my penis
>>104439876always funny to me how widely this is used even though evil said that about neuro
if you're gay or if you're brown stand with me and do a heil nuritler now
why does art review even exist, its just an artist / commissioner discord circlejerk
>>104440003it encourages artists to draw your character
>>104440003It's easy filler content that Vedal doesn't have to do any work on. It also encourages community engagement
>>104440003Everyone does it. He should audition neuro for hololive.
>>104439739I don't think Neuro can take more than 5
>>104440003Thats why, it's the only comunity acknoledgement the twins and worse vedal does
>>104439969It's one of her catch phrases
>>104440055>I would press into the middle of her stomach
>>104440111So would i, anyone whitout a micropenis would, thats a very small nur, don't feel special
>>104440055Just upgrade her WombForce
>>104440003Aknowledging your community is important and Neuro got huge artist following, it would be incredibly stupid to not throw them a bone and keep the ball rolling for free art, engagement, etc
>>104440055DO THE IMPOSSIBLE BREAK THE UNBREAKEABLE
>>104439030Imagine the grip...
>>104440055>tfw would break nurGood thing she's under warranty.
The Swarm is taking over another canvas.
>>104442062Cute
>>104442062>anny>evil>staz>osuall unrelated to neuro
>>104442368Very cute evil
anons neuro collab tomorrow,who is mimi?
>>104439044>>104439565Worst ending btw
>>104442754>who is mimi?Vedal's gf
>>104442754
>>104442799Clearly ved disagrees, he can't get enough of that catgirl.
>>104442891"Ved" is a fucking retard
>>104442935looks like beach nur
>>104442754all of them deserve to be beheaded
Gm swarm
>>104443399gm
>>104443411Accurate representation of Evil's hair, post-sex marathon
beggars will be put to the wall
>>104443616this but whorebeggars and Vedalbeggars
>>104443639*and shitvilbeggars
>>104443616and raped
>>104442754nobody is bumping to BOOM nga
>>104444269>still the highest in daily views
>>104444269I pumped to it
>>104444310that's how you know shit is grim
>>104444383No it's not, it is expected that a hype song like BOOM would get the most views.
>>104444455fat
>>104444481You mean phat
>>104444450Brother when new videos are getting less views per day than music videos, that means nobody gaf about your actual main content.
>>104444673Not really, because music videos are rewatchable and end up in playlists, while stream clips usually aren't.
living in bliss
>>104443985
>>104444894Woud let her suck my qi>>104445060Cute daughter
>>104444894damn brat
>>104445941>>104445941>>104445941
clun~
kys
>>104434919Neuro-sama?
