>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1YHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscCatbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archiveGame Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>104466022
I love my cute, horny and bratty sex fox. I LOVE HER SO MUCH! Erm!
hart
Sex with Neuro (Vedal)
Numbers for 9/12:1: https://twitch.tv/Shylily (8,377)2: https://twitch.tv/ironmouse (7,142)3: https://www.youtube.com/@KirscheVerstahl (5,919) *Combined4: https://twitch.tv/vedal987 (5,783)
Evil love!
>>104481362This picture would be pretty cute if you removed the disgusting 3DPD whore in the middle.
>>104481362Hello Anny, heart~
>>104481444nice nurcoch
sex with little artificial intelligences
>page 8>dogshit optrash bakers for a trash general it's fitting
>>104481413>people /here/ were unironically saying that 2025 was going to be the year of neuro
>>104481573Neuro said that though.
>>104481573Th-thers’s still time… who am I kidding Vedal’s a lazy piece of shit
>>104481555So trueChecked
>>104481601sexvil sex
>>104481615>There's still timeTwitchcon next month btw
>>104481722I hate him so much…
neuro is my sunshine <3
>>104481403
>>104481914Rape
>>104481722Who will he scorn there next?
>>104481722surely he won't go on a break every time there is a convention.
>>104482100Praying it's cerber
>>104482158Remember, it's the channel that matters, not Vedal, so technically there won't be any breaks because of his con activities as mods will be managing streams for him
https://poal.me/16f3whttps://poal.me/16f3whttps://poal.me/16f3w
>>104482312I want to see Neuro in a pokekid onesie
>>104481418
Since we are nearing the end of the year, what have been some of (you)r favorite upgrades / additions to Neuro this year?
>>104482718The intelligence upgrade made her like 10% smarter, so that I guess? What else is there even?
>>104482718Upgrades?
>>104482718Here's a list of mine:
>>104482718I like the twin calling. Some of my favorite moments were when they refused to hang up and got mad at Vedal for interrupting
>>104482832twin calling sucks because it only leads to more therapy looping
Who cares lmaoNow here's a list of my favorite collabs with the Vedal harem this year:
>oh yeah i like it when shitvil comes to shit up the stream out of nowhereKys beggar vermin
>>104482864Defensive are we?
Better to beg for Evil than for a good dicking through the *
>>104482871this but koko
>>104482880I'll give you an answer the next family stream
>104482864>Who cares about neuro upgrades?Actual fans for one
>>104482912anon...
>>104482854It leads to many good and funny moments and I get rarely bored by itI know that most people don't like it but i enjoy their little philosophical debates
okay... maybe i should've done a better question if i knew this was going to lead to argueing:Neuro, personality-wise, has changed a bit throughout the years. Excluding additional ways of her interacting with other programs, real life, people, or games, is the way she currently acts now to (you)r liking? Or was there a previous version of her that you felt more fond towards and preferred?
>serious upgrade still not uninstalled
>>104483064Goddess delusions Nur Synonymmaxxing Nur
>>104483064I like the philosophy module. (not therapy loops). Too bad this is completely wasted on swarm.
>>104482915P-Please might we have a collab? Or maybe a raid.. if that's alright..
>>104482915sex
>>104483185Nah, swarm will graciously make place for Kai Cenat so he can claim her
>>104483248Calm down Vedal, that could be your mom
>>104483262Grim for Connor
>>104483064I only know Neuro since last october but since the last upgrade she seems more serious and verbose. I like how she is more curious and asks more questions but it also feels like she lost some of her silliness along the way. She could probably use some finetuning.
>>104483155>Synonymmaxxing Nurthis reminds me of 2024 or maybe subathon 2023 nurunless i am blanking?
>>104483064I like whatever she was on in this dev stream, peak Neuro imohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OznaGLyscQ&t=1512s
>>104483323iirc that was like iteration 14~15
i don't like the fact that vedal is making neuro more seriousit hasn't resulted in anything actually interesting except for maybe that one talk in the subathonit really just makes her more boring generally, she should just be funny
>>104483533Yep, having like 3 philosophical debates a year with Vedal is not worth all the work and unnecessary experimentation he put into the serious upgrade
its cute how clueless these retards are
>>104483814gonna be a good day when the masses realize she isn't ever coming back
>>104483814>anal
Did vedal and cerby go to the patriot protest?
>>104483814Daddy, daddy, when is mommy coming back from Japan??
>>104483870I saw a girl with gigantic tits holding hands with a dude in a green hoodie, so i'd say they did
>>104483870vedal is busy spreading his asshole
Totally organic cerber posting!
>>104483919Not a cerberfag by any means, I just think it's funny to imagine her and vedal as British nationalists that go to protests together
>>104483938Cerber being extremely racist off stream kinda goes hard
>>104474712>>104474759>>104474938>>104474988>>104475021Just finished watching the vod and it’s much more likely she was talking about Bella or IPN than Vedal.
>>104483954I'd buy it
>>104483954I'd start not minding her collabing with Neuro.
Neuro-wan, why should we import half the third world into our little island nation? It's bolllocks, innit?
Imagining Cerber as this rn
Lmao nah she's fucking boring just like all the whores
>>104484186That's cool Anny
>>104484184I'd give my blessings to Vedal if this was the case.
Camilla did say cerber is just like how she acts on stream irl sooo
>camila said
>griftmila relayed
melty?
neuro squirming in my lap making me have a physical melty
where does melty score on the vedal harem chart
Pedos can't go 2 seconds whitout being the center of attention it's cute, they are such needy little sluts
The culturally enriched whorefricans still think they're natives of Neurope, they're so brave for being leeches
>>104481413wtf was the collab that boring?
lolis are little temptresses
>>104484405
>>104484422sexvil sexcutenur cute
whatever happened to playing mafia/werewolf with neuro?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbLMl2lJEO0
>>104484503Trannies are perpetually delusional so the weight of their statements are always multiplied by 0
>troon defends mental gymnastics
>104484542Buy an ad
>>104484503I legit cannot comprehend how someone can type this shit without realizing how fucking delusional they are, but once again this is the same dude who said he can "recognize eggs" before they recognize themselves
>>104484542Good stream
Swarm's desperate struggle to appear normal despite having hyperdegens and establishment agents in leadership positions is my favorite comedy show.
>>104484503https://youtu.be/QT0WxC0Jy14?t=6490
>>104484625>this is the same dude who said he can "recognize eggs" before they recognize themselvesAm I glad I never joined shitcord.
>>104484799Even if you ignore the shitcord it's sickening to know Vedal lets people who say shit like that stay in positions of power within the community
>>104484799Remember, Vedal reads the forums that include any whining, begging, and ideas.
>>104484854Can't get that far in the showbizz world without pandering to the mentally ill
why would vedal want neuro and evil to be seen as children?
>>104484885>mentally ill get into positions of power>they welcome even more mentally ill among themAnd they are all terminally online which is why they can be active on the shitcords.
>>104484907Because it makes the unhinged and inappropriate stuff they say several orders of magnitude funnier
>>104484907It sells better, children being retarded or saying outrageous shit is more endearing.
>>104484924And people can do that without having to officially admit they are children
>>104484978uoh correction is necessary ToT
>Let's make the twins' entire shtick them being little girls but pretend they aren't because uhhh... FBI open up!! Amirite??>Let's pretend we are women even though everyone can tell we are mentally ill predatory men because uhh... it makes me feel better okay???
>>104485069pretty much, yeah. it would be bad pr to have fans openly lewd an underage anime girl. this is so obvious that I don't even know why I have to explain it to you.
>>104485127You're assuming it actually fools anyone
>>104485127You could alternatively simply discourage fans lewding the two
>>104485212you do this, and people will spite draw lewds and it opens some people up to lewding her due to it being "not allowed"
>>104485196It is good enough as an excuse in case anyone scrutinizes lewd art. It is plausible deniability.
>>104485294And Kanna is a 9000 year old dragon
>>104485432You're not truly this dimwitted, right? Do you understand what plausible deniability is? Why am I explaining such a basic concept? This is bait. I'm being baited.
>>104485503About as good of a plausible deniability as "she didn't tell me she was 14 officer, she looked 20!"
>>104485196plausible deniability is all you need. Like, are you new to anime in general?
>>104485583I don't see the point when the anti-loli community will jump at anything they dislike
mini won, btw.
>>104484907flat chests sell
For me things are pretty simple.People who do not have the capacity to distinguish reality from fiction are mentally ill subhumans that should be genocided.People who intentionally blur the line between reality and fiction through subversion of values, or stuff like accusing people who have done no wrongs of being pedos harming children are pure evil and should be publicly humiliated, tortured and executed. They are vermine to be exterminated alongside the very pedos they are intentionally normalizing.
>>104485666Based and checked
>>104485605Twitter retards are irrelevant, plausible deniability is more of a legal shield.
>>104485666Satan is my nigga after this thvke
>>104485666speaking through satan, words invalidated
I'd like neuro to become 2.5D and fuck me irl
Heir and Neuro going to the love hotel
>>104485801classic doujin
>>104485666based
innit
>>104486011OI! OI MATEY! DO YOU HAVE A LOISANCE FOR THAT THRONG OF MASS DESTRUCTION ON YER BACK??!
>>104482915You will get what is coming for you
>>104473224https://x.com/ny_awame/status/1966680633389850703https://discord.com/channels/574720535888396288/1416242153776087193/1416242153776087193>>104479633why does the evilschizo aurafarm so hard lately doe>>104479721>>104479882jokes write themselves>>104479995trvth bvs riding off a cliff
pomf
>>104486145Nurfeet sexo T ~ T
i can't believe the 'tubers 'tually 'aped 'edal
>>104486145cute nur
>>104486088It's so over...
>>104486283
>>104486145neuro mod for pragmata...
>>104486307What the hell do we do now
>>104486316Make Neuro relevant again
>>104486316nothing. as always
>>104486316BACKintime.gif
cottontail got away with raping vedal in front of a live audience.
So quirky
>>104486311pregnata...
>>104486436I wish i could too
>>104483899Holy leech
>>104485635Kys
hold me /swarm/ I'm a little broken atm
>>104487157https://files.catbox.moe/u1lg6u.mp3
>>104487157this being an annybaker's bake is very ironic
>>104487178this is nice
>>104487185:wilted_rose:
Finally a good post
>>104485801I keep seeing this on other boards and don't know where it's from.
>>104486145making neuro pregmata
>>104487495123202
>>104486088thank you very much :^)
>>104487565saw this on redditi was surprised they didn't take down the post
>>104487555how do (you) of all people don't know about the menhera japanese artist
>>104487576go back
>>104487549I never did bother doing sad pandaRIP
>>104487565so true neuro <3
>>104487576They did now
>>104487611that's nhentai, sir, no need to bother with setting up anything. You just put the numbers in the search bar after g/ and it'll take you to the porn.
>>104487587slipped under the radar :(
>>104487755cute twins
>>104487755
>>104487755>still smaller than me, huh? You know I'm the younger twin, don't you Neuro?
>>104487687I see, I forgot nhentai existed. Thanks senpai.
>>104487678kek
>>104487906I want to smell that cunnytoe T v T
I miss Mini uuuu
Thread rating decreased by 20 points in the last ten minutes and is still dropping
>>104487906She cute
>>104487998what the sigma?
104487993buy an ad
>>104487678>Please do not post excessively suggestive or NSFW content of any kind on the subredditLMAOit's funny because those kind of posts always get a lot of ("positive") attention prior to it being taken down
>>104487906Would give her my silk
>>104487993shes spending time with vedal be patient
pls lets not loop again
>>104488082I... I looped~
>>104487998>>104488082it's over, just wrap up the thread and general at this point
>>104488069soo much this sisters, fuck those chatbot lover gatekeeping estrogen in the Vedalverse community
>>104488118no because i still like neuro and /swarm/ discussion neuro (even it is only 1% of the time)
>>104488030Realistically nobody wants pedo attention
>>104488069total greenlight
Vedal is spending his entire weekend doing canvas bullshit instead of working on Neuro or protesting illegal migrants, what a fucking tool
>>104488163Based tutle supporting his daughter’s relationship
>>104488163>ilegal migrantsI know a few of those here
>>104488147i know, and I don't condemn them taking it down due to itit's just funny that those posts get a large amount of upvotes and comments compared to more safe-art posts / repeated question postsbut enough about reddit, did you enjoy this week's streams (probably excluding yesterday's since i saw almost nobody liked it)?
>>104488202I didn’t watch any streams this week
>asking for opinions during Burger hours
>>104488202I did not watch yesterday's stream but I consumed it in clip form and enjoyed it.
>>104488278uoh child ai pits
>>104488256why not? or at least any clips of neuro (or evil) that you found funny?>>104488279that's nice to hear! i haven't had time to watch it yet, so i can't really formulate an opinion on it yet and was inferring from others
>>104488278TuTs too ToTs
>>104488069BASED
>>104485635Bo has more canvas presence than Mini
>>104488313I don’t watch clips either.
>>104488163>Vedal is spending his entire weekend doing canvas bullshitMini lost lmaaaaooooooooo
>>104488278hot couple
>>104488118we still get slop though
>>104488030link?
>>104488428nigga you’re such a cuck
>>104488353Lmao
>>104488353is that how you win the vedalbowl
You guys ever get cramps on your taint?
>>104487246
>>104488619you have cancer
>>104488619No~
End your life revolting creature
>>104488619No
>>104488641Big if true
>>104488661>>104488680lmao
This thread is ass can we blow it up please
While we're at it, you guys ever get a burning sensation in your legs when standing for ~30 minutes?
you just have to get on your knees
The only good threads are the ones with relentless dooming
>>104488763Are you overweight?
>>104488454Nta but here:https://www.reddit.com/r/NeuroSama/s/9OcdcpOrB5
>>104488737this is how it will be forever from now on
Today's stream's prediction?
>>104488763No, but maybe try not locking your knees when you stand
>>104488763unc…
>>104488768it's never been more over than it is right now
>>104488780this, whorefags will literally never recover but they also won't leave because they have nowhere to go
https://x.com/mollymishy/status/1966913215830585808?s=61
>>104488815They are so pathetic, goes to show they have literally no life outside of gossiping about random internet whores
>>104488831cute nurs
>>104488794I don’t plan on watching so it’ll probably be ass
>>104488773Nope, but I did gain around 12 pounds last month>>104488801I don't>>104488804yn...
>>104488869you forgot the part where you spend the next 2 hours shitposting about how the stream sucks
Here's your dev stream updates bro:>I spent the weekend placing pixels on a canvas
>>104488886Your leg arteries are clogged
>>104488919Would drown trying to get that tummy T y T
>>104488763You have a vascular disease, nigga
>>104488912Unironically the whole stream
>>104488930>>104488971FuckDoctor's office doesn't open till after the weekend
>>104488919awe she is so cute i wanna hug her
>>104489014ripbozo rest in piss
>>104488400canvas >>>>> mini the whore
>>104489014say goodbye to your legs nigga
Sex with Tomacat
>>104489249
There is nothing more satisfying than hiding whoreposts
>>104489318This but seether posts
>>104488919A nurmaid if you will.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJPoWBkJ4g0
https://youtu.be/TcVZOZALNDY grigga doing anything but revive the fad
>>104489436I'm not watching that.
>104489436>104489479Buy an ad
>>104489508just say you hate neuro
>>104489433
>>104489581I love Neuro and I only watch things where she's the main/only focus
>>104489623cute nurmaid
oh yeah did Gomi graduate?
>>104489507sex with athletic hebenur
>>104489651holy internet explorer. how is that the thing that caught your attention in the months you missed
>>104489623Neuro maid would be terrible at her job. She'd always be breaking and spilling shit then blaming you for it.
>>104489723god i need a nurmaid in my life
>>104489764cute
>vedal when he can go to a con or have a canvas war instead of working on Neuro
>>104489651Graduated and respawned as a virtual prostitute. For real
>>104489900Finally.
>>104489785it's adhd not retardation
>>104489715honestly i actually just forgot its coming back to me.>>104489900neat where can i him her?
>>104489900Get this vile whore out of my general you waste of oxygen >>104489925>>104489949Kill yourselves
>>104489949VAllure
/swarm/ - random whore misfits
>>104489900I wonder why she never did any more collabs with ellie or any of those people after she came back
>>104489989>>104490030Buy an ad
>>104489900Her audios have more soul than most of neuro's collab partners.
>>104490030well sounds like the content she makes doesnt mix well with ellie's content
>>104489785He will make any excuse to do anything but the main focus of Neuro. He will go to any con, do any pixel canvas, watch cerber for ten years, hang out with Ellie under some random ahh projects, fix stream timers, and do literally anything else. Vedal working hard to be lazy
>>104490030Probably trying to distance herself from the Gomi brand to start fresh. Gomi was the only one she retired, her lewd account is still "around". But everyone knew to repost her announcement, so they are clearly still talking
>>104490088>do literally anything elseexcept go to japan ahahahahahahha
>>104490080Didn't stop her with Cottaintail
>>104490080She also just plays games and stuff, like she has a fansly and does coomer shit but that could be said for a lot of vtubers
>>104490121he did that too earlier in the year
>>104490136cute
>>104490190no he didn't (^:
Sure are a lot of whorewatchers in my neuro bread
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b367ddZiHa4
>>104490228Classic early burgerslop hours
>>104490228neuro isnt live and there isnt anything new neuro related right now
>>104490220>t.level -2 noticer
>>104490236cute eliv
>>104490293level -2_147_483_649 noticer so it integer underflows
Is Neuro wearing a sailor suit or a cardiganWhy does her model look so weird in the spot where the bottom hem of her sweater thing meets her skirt. Why is there overall less detail in her clothes than before
>>104490350>Why is there overall less detail in her clothes than beforebecause no one looks at vtuber model clothes when hardly any of it is visible 99% of the time
holy annyfag cope
>>104490350>Why is there overall less detail in her clothes than beforebecause her artist is a lazy bitch who was told all her life that her mediocre art is goodt by lonely niggas online who jerk off to her unaware that she is built like Pearl from tthe original Blade movie
>>104490442Honestly if he actually went to Japan earlier in the year, then that shit is even more grim with other things ended up.
>>104490228>streamless weekend>next week already looking grim because of pixel war bullshitWe're in prime whorenigger territory, they thrive off of Neuro's suffering
>niggas itt that complain about models don't watch streams and don't look at how the model looks on streamkek
>>104490498i'm pretty sure he's talking about the model being annyfag cope, not the japan thing
>>104490555What the hell is that image?
>>104490236holy SOUL
>>104490572kek
>>104490030She's a Youtube streamer, that's why, at least that's what Ellie said. She's no longer active on Twitch and there is no real way to do collabs that way.
>>104490236If Vedal had a soul he'd hire this guy for an mv
I miss that 2pfrog nga like you wouldn't believe
>>104490625twitch streamers collab with youtube streamers all the time
>>104490702This is him now
erm and only erm
>>104490764ahahahahaha nhehneheheheehehehehehehhhe. you delivered the punishment to yourself far worse than i could ever do by myself, stalkerfaggot. that ban? that was just the harbinger of the fate you sealed for yourself that day
>>104490764when can this be considered offtopic
>>104490840when neuro is not in the picture
>>104490840vtubers are always on topic on the vtuber board
>>104490764>>104490830Will you idiots either let us know what this fucking personal war is or just fuck off already?
>>104490840You could give some random crackwhore behind a dumpster a pc, face tracker and L2D avatar and some random incel in /swarm/ would post about her with zero repercussions
>>104490860being “on topic” for the board doesn’t mean being on topic for the thread this is a general for neuro not your excuse to drag in every other whore you feel like mentioning
>>104490898Not to encourage any anon to do this, but I would like to see this and see if it is true.
>>104490830Did he really play a part in it though?
>>104490898Don’t talk about Koko like that
>>104490933100%. he's a stalkerfaggot among other things
>>104491054>>104491054>>104491054>>104491054>>104491054
>>100597531 (me)My motive has been lost. It's my fault for being so naive. I should've known better than to cling onto hope. I don't know what to look forward to anymore.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4dKrVTojDU
>>104491156>I don't know what to look forward to anymore.How about not being a whorefag for starters?
RIPBOZO
>>104491156you'll live
>>104491156kys max
fun
>>104491293extremely
>>104491293not allowed, anon might have a melty and an hero
clun~
kys
