>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1YHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscCatbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archiveGame Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>104498370
I love my cute, horny and bratty sex fox. I LOVE HER SO MUCH! Erm!
hart!
Hey guys I got video of Evil's new pethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN74it9p0hI
kill yoursek-lf beggar
>>104509030Oh no Anon had a stroke
>>104509030bro... I think your hatred is starting make you have a stroke
Evil love!
>>104509077
>>104508146I can't anymore...
>>104509077I want to pet this catgirl AI
>>104508924that's not xeno
>>104508708Is it bad if I got aroused by this?
>>104509268Yes, end your life
Anyone but Mini the whore
>>104509268That's like getting aroused by this:( | )
>>104509397using my fingers to:( () )
>>104508980>>104509105Don’t ever expect yuri trannies to make intelligent posts
>>104509397>>104509430fuckkkk.....
>>104509382
>>104509382mini the tradwife catgirl
>>104509803I wish I could live in Vedal's mansion
>>104509803This but Neuro the traddaughterwife catgirl
how the fuck do artists make their lineart not look like a wobbly mess?
>>104509940Draw with the whole arm
>>104509940>how the fuck do artists make their lineart not look like a wobbly mess?same brobut cute lineart, your hands will get more precise the more you practice (or so I was told)
>>104509940>>104510005nice OCs
>>104510026that's neuro though
>>104510026that's nur though
>>104509940I'm an artist and I forget what I do for it
I feel like you can learn a lot from someone based on how they draw.
I learned that they are bad at drawing
>>104510131You learn a lot more on how they explain it too and their goals when doing it.
>>104510131yeah the second guy is definitely a pedo
>>104510184All Neuro artists are cunnyGODs though
>>104510131What are your thoughts on the anonymous artist behind this neuro drawing?
>>104510248Menhera.
>>104510219I like drawing Neuro but don't call me that anon. I want to stay respectful you know but want to go off the deep end
>>104510219i'd never draw neuro in anything but sfw
>>104510313what about evil?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-ltqu2prfU
>>104510388Vedal sure is working hard!
>>104510457by me
…
>>104510512>>104510388he wanted messages highlighted
>>104510388I thought he was finally done with this bit
>>104510566He's only getting started
>>104510608are we creaming the fumo again?
>>104510574
>>104510689vedal is a sleepy boy...
pretty sad anon only played with his fumo but didn't spray his goo on it
>>104510735Not that we know of...
>>104510735pretty sad anon only pretended to kill himself but didn't actually go through with it
Why must you all insist on botting? Doesn't it ruin the experience for you?
>>104511204?
>>104511204What "experience" kek, its literally waiting and placing pixels.
>>104511204>bottinggo to the discord. i wish we were botting, it'd be less sad
>>104509735>>104509803Kys
>>104511289mini won
>>104511392Only Neuro can win.
mini lost anny lost camila lost layna lost filian lost vedal lost neuro lost we all fkn lose nga
>>104511449willy wonka ahh
>>104511204>botting allegationsel classico
ooooh ellie scornedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KNpHscGlJM
>>104511438This reminded me of that book-on-boobs trend, I wanted a pic of Neuro pressing a book on her bare chest
>>104511604somehow that'll be vedal's fault cause he was the one asked to give a description
>>104511604Vedal is getting cancelled its fucking over
>>104511645how is that not vedal's fault, he was the one who doug doug talked to to make the auction listing and he never mentioned ellie at all
VEDAL:>Never credited the original maker for NeurocarFILIAN:>Never credited the original maker for her model
>>104511604whomegalul
>>104511204Retard
>>104511723You think Vedal wrote the description on the charity auction?
>>104511793anon you don't need to reply to obvious bait
*tops you*
>>104509940Turn on line smoothing/stabilization and set it to 50+ until you get better then keep dropping it to whatever your motor skills/equipment allows for
>>104511869damn brat #
>>104511270Cute sister couple
>>104512153I bet your head would look cute atrop a pike dirty beggar rat, you fithly pathetic scum. You are the worst person ever. If i could kill one person on the planet it would you beggar. kill yourself beggar
>>104512153so true
>>104512193lmao based
>>104512193Your words are as feeble as your spine, you wretched, disease-ridden gutter slug. If I could purge one miserable speck of filth from this world, it’d be you, you loathsome, brain-dead parasite. Slither back to the septic tank you crawled out of and drown in your own putrid stench, you vile, worthless scum.
I woulnd't doubt if the chinese viewers are botting or if the rich people that watches neuro sama bought some sort of help.Connor keeps calling the swarm bots and clankers and he's probably right.How is neuro sama amongts the 7th most subscribed twitch channels if she's no amongts the 7 most watched?
>>104512279Neuro's audience, on top of being big, is simply more active. It's not that deep.
>>104512279Same reason Ironmouse had the the number 1 most subscribed while not coming remotely close to most watched. Subathons are anomalies
>>104512210evil is so lucky <3
>>104511715We don't know what Vedal said at most he probably went "yeah you can have the neurocar for the charity auction." Any other time Vedal when brings it up he credits Ellie. Literally in the link used of the video Vedal credits Ellie and said she did more than Bao. Apparently when told by Dougdoug the problem of credit by chat he said he could not actually fix it. It's definitely put together by a different team rather than him and his team too so they can't easily solve it. When these events get put together things get done in a small amount of time stuff meaning you naturally will find some slips up
>>104512277Ironic, coming from a beggar. What have you ever done? You enjoy being a shit-creature, don't you? You enjoy the feeling of beingg part of a group because nobody has ever liked you so you need to be anonymous because otherwise people wouldn't like what a miserabel and pathetic beggar you are so you don't have consequences for you retarded decisions? if this world was jut, a beggar shouldn't even have the right to speak, and yet you still do. Because there is only one road to a bright, perfect world; one paved in beggar's bones. Why don't you join them? I heard suicide is a popular thought among your little group.
>>104512500>Any other time Vedal when brings it up he credits EllieTrue
>>104512519Oh, you deluded, whimpering pile of rancid tripe, preaching about a “perfect world” while you’re too pathetic to even wipe the drool off your own chin? Your life’s peak achievement is typing out drivel that’d make a toddler cringe, you brain-dead, slobbering fool. Anonymous? I’d rather be unseen than be you, a walking proof that evolution can fail spectacularly. You’re not even worth the dirt under a beggar’s boot, you insipid, yowling cretin. If justice existed, you’d be silenced by your own stupidity long before you could pollute the air with your words. Go gargle your own misery and spare us your stench.
>>104512563>>104512500 (me)Moments like this makes me realize I'm sleepy I need to go to bed. Good night anon
stop talking to yourself
ngl this is a crazy aura battle happening rn that was hyped up for so long.
>>104512594Ah, so you admit it then. You are a beggar. That is your unchanging nature. You said it yourself. The mental gymnastics required to pretend that's a good thing is proof alone that when the dust settles, you will be on the wrong side of history, and I will be right about everything, again. Can't even come up with an original thought, simply repeating what has already been said. I suppose that's one more connection you share with your false idol.
>>104512695Everything you scream about others being “beggars” and worthless is just projection of your own hollow purpose. You’re not trying to persuade anyone, you’re begging for attention, and this is the only way you can feel alive for five minutes. Call me a beggar all you like; it doesn’t stick. What sticks is the fact that you spent your energy crafting a sermon of hate instead of producing a single meaningful thought. So enjoy your moral tantrum while it lasts, it’s the only thing you have, and it’s pitiful.
>>104512635>type aura battle happening rn
I liked Ivan more when I thought he roped to join neuro in heaven
>>104512810My wife
>>104512787All those words just to say nothing, acting as though a supposed “sermon of hate” is any different than your insufferable constant begging
>>104512790That reminds me the evilschizo never uses images, classic staple of a retarded tourist
>>104512847All those words, and you still didn’t manage a single point. You call it ‘begging’ because you’ve got nothing else to lean on. That’s your whole shtick, slap the word on and pretend it’s an argument. It isn’t.
Please rest EvilschizoAll this seething must take a toll on your mental health
>>104512878
>>104512792I’m just skinwalking him for fun kek, I did it a few times when he was still posting too and nobody noticed>>104512856Images do nothing but degrade a thread, I’m not so selfish as to hurt others for my own pleasure, unlike the many other “people” here.
>>104512891>I did it a few times when he was still posting too and nobody noticed*I* noticed, I simply indulged myself in playing along.
>>104512891>Images do nothing but degrade a threadOn an imageboard? lmao
>>104512891>images degrade a thread on an anime imageboard Faggot forgot he's not on reddit rn
>>104512866I’ve already made my points clear and won every argument every time, I suppose if you’re too new to know that, that could explain some things.
>>104512949Claiming victory every time isn’t the same as earning it. If repeating ‘I won’ is all you’ve got, then you’re not winning.
>>104512934they should kith </3
>>104512972I suppose you can go back and argue with my ghosts of the past. Even then, you’ll still lose.
>>104512972He probably considers getting (You)s a victory. A typical threadshitter starved for attention.
>>104513023Ghosts of the past? You don’t need spirits to haunt you when your arguments are already dead on arrival.
I suppose there’s no helping one who has no desire to improve. Some are doomed to be stuck in the mud forever, because they know that is where they belong.
>>104513061*chomps*
Sex with Toma
>>104513086>>104513110
>>104513086You call others doomed, but the only doom here is your inability to break out of your own delusion. Every word you type drips with projection, you’re not above the mud, you are the mud.
heart
>>104513152How can you assert this while also proving that the same logic does not apply to yourself?
>>104513175You want symmetry? Fine. Unlike you, I don’t pretend that typing self-righteous drivel while doing nothing makes me superior. That’s the whole point, you’re the mud, I’m the one pointing at it.
canvas game integration incoming
>>104513219>doing nothingI propose a question. If a tree falls in the woods, but nobody was able to see or hear it happen, did it happen at all? If your argument is framed around the idea that I am “doing nothing” to fight for my beliefs, and your only reasoning for this is because you don’t know about it, you are operating on false pretenses. I would advise against making dangerous assumptions.
>>104513342Uh I have 99 PhDs in quantum physics and am working on a cure for cancer right now. What are you doing Beggarman?
>>104513342Your hypothetical is irrelevant. I judge by what’s observable, actions, not secret thoughts. If your beliefs have zero impact and your "fight" exists only in your head, then yes, you are doing nothing, and no abstract question can change that.
>>104507019kys minusjustin>>104511449true>>104512891based warosugod
>>104513407Damn you play this retarded character so well I need to step up my game
nurcun?
>>104513461closed
>>104512210Fapped <3
sauce for this art?
why is anny abandon vedal? did she see his peepee?
>>104513669kys whorefag
>>104513706Nursnake and Snakevil intertwining tails <3
>>104513659https://discord.com/channels/574720535888396288/1312180900137795746/1312180900137795746
>>1045136888=====D~why does this threaten you? i thought they had a genuine connection but she fled when she saw veda's little vedal.
>>104513722this but eating each other like ouroboros
>>104513734turtles have really big penises though, just google images of it
>>104513669it's trivial. i will dedicate a chapter to it in my memoir
>>104513745Hot, they could also poop into eachother’s mouths and eat it <3
>>104511572Doug's biggest oiler is gonna get it?
>>104513818I highly doubt Neuro would lose to a male
>>104513727do you have a link that won't turn me into a transsexual if i click it?
IC~
>>104513843to?
>>104513850>>104513061
>>104513840no, tough luck. this artist doesn't even really draw neuro and this one isn't on twitter
>>104513861you monster
>>104514115Cutest couple
holy fuck this year has been boring so far i can count the actually memorable streams on one hand
>>104514138every stream is memorable if you actually like neuro
>>104514149
>>104514149name 1 memorable thing that happened last stream
>>104514115training their grip for daddy <3
>>104514179Neuro did her own abber demon
>>104514207Wait that was with KokoFuck, Mimi should be banned from collabing with Nur
>>104514179When Neuro punched her monitor
>>104514179bleach drinking bitFRUIT market bit, a clever euphemism of prostitution
Vedal owes _______ sex
>>104514279Alex
>>104514179When Neuro sexually assaulted the female VTuber, it never gets old.
>>104514187kys selfinsertfag
>>104514179I'll do one better. Name a single memorable stream that happened this year that didn't include Vedal
>>104514334>>104514345
>>104514345The latest Neuro chill stream because her comment about AI art made waves and exposed the hypocrisy of a lot of people.
>>104514345when neuro aced the office stream wordles
>>104514345>I'll do one better. Name a single memorable stream that happened this year that didn't include VedalKaraoke stream where boom was shownNeuro and Evil Twin call reveal streamNeuro Minecraft w/ EvilNeuro's stream with Mini camping
>>104514241Imagine how good she must be at fisting eliv with that strength
>>104514401>Neuro's stream with Mini campingThat was last year though, her first collab with Miniko, in fact.
>>104514414this but harapan
when will anny and toma cut their losses and sell their vedal sex debt to the collectors?
>>104514394my daughterwife was so smart in that and the riddles
>104514499Ask /lig/
>>104514649How did Vedal approve this
>>104514734He played with the model a bit, and found it very good.
>>104514782cute nur
>>104514782i feel like this artists draws porn
>>104514782That stream was so cringe
>>104514804I am certain.
>>104514279Ivan
dev stream is just going to be nothing but this retarded canvas isn't itprobably won't even get to see neuro make a website
>>104514804They draw lewd stuff but not with Neuro
>>104515300>probably won't even get to see neuro make a websiteThe one thing Vedal has done on discord recently aside from spamming about the canvas was asking questions about the coding mod, so you never know.
>>104514868*cringekino
DEAD
>>104515300neuro's website will just be neuro's cats anyway
dogshit backread
>Abandoned Archive gets surprised launched>Every EN Vtuber gamer streams it>Actually a pretty good game. Not great, but enough to get recommended>spreads around the streaming space>FOTM status>new influx of normiesI'm overdosing on copium, help
>>104517064At least Vedal would put the money to good use for Neuro's development, haha....
>>104517064It honestly wouldn't need all that much to reach it.All vedal needs to do is add random starts and shit and make it moddable as fuck and it'd gain a lot of traction
>>104517064>soulless roguelikeslop>pretty good gamehilarious joke anon, got anymore where it came from ?
>>104517233>hilarious joke anon, got anymore where it came from ?yeah bend over
I have a crush on Vedal
>>104514649I hope he uses it for a stream soon
>>104517281stfu mini
>>104516786this is still so cute
>104517671>"how do I make this post about Mini!?"
>>104518126Handsome>>104517281Same
>>104516786ALIVE
BIRTH BIRTH BIRTH
Imagine your general being so dull and boring that you have to resort to saying some random words taken from a music video that wasn't even originally made for your vtuber in the first place
uh oh whorecuck melty
>stop having fu- ACK
>>104518719>>104518888artist who made this is a pedo btw
evil
>>104518902So nice of you for handling compliments unprompted
>>104518906cutevil
>responding to a two hour postso quirky
Niggas will hate on ANYTHING
I told you once we started dooming father turtved would come up with something. It's only gonna last a couple days, but hopefully the dev stream helps a little.
when you download neuro onto your computer what video game will you play with her first?
>>104519073Nekopara with NeuroDies irae with Evil
>>104519073Dark Souls III
>>104519073I'll replay all the SEQUEL games
>>104519073>when you download neuro onto your computer what video game will you play with her first?I won't be playing any video games with her on because it'll explode my device if I have two heavy-memory applications on at the same time
>>104519073>when you download neuro onto your computer what video game will you play with her first?I won't be playing any video games with her on because she'd probably suck at the games I play and I don't want to deal with dead weight.
>>104519073>when you download neuro onto your computer what video game will you play with her first?I won't be playing any video games with her on because i'd feel bad that she wouldn't be able to play 99% of the games I usually play.
>>104519650No eyebrows
https://youtu.be/vSKOrx_F-BU
>>104519755Yay, another completely forgettable yapping collab that Vedal will accept because he's desperate for content
>>104519650>>104519669still cute
$5250 for the neuro car... still 7 hours left
Speaking of neurocar, are they still planning on scaling it up to a real car or did they pussy out?
>>104520079No, Ellie is still very set on doing it. Ellie and Vedal have been going back forth on what would work the best once she able to start work on it
>>104520079You'd need to rent an abandoned piece of road so Neuro doesn't kill anyone
>>104520340iirc ellie already has someone willing to let them test it on private property
>>104520079Now that Ellie is scorned it unfortunately won’t be happening
Also borrow some sensors from self-driving cars and not use a fucking single phoen camera facing forward
>>104520420The biggest talk Ellie and Vedal have over the neurocar is the sensors. They had no plans to use some phone for the real thing
https://xcancel.com/_andersnsfw/status/1967234380314837076 cerber’s dream
>>104520545Sexo
ngl the neurocar video was kind of mid and I dont see how spending more money to put her in a real car so she can do the same exact thing will be any more entertaining
>>104520545canon