A thread for the Dorky Dealer of Death, Mori Calliope
I'm in love with Mori Calliope AND Calliope Mori!!!
>200k views for a 3D liveIt's over.
>>104521249But they hate each other..
I love Mori and her FAT BUTT
>>104521659Proof of the FAT BUTT?
>myth vr chat world grey and broken downi don't like it no sir.
I'd say go back to /#/ but I'm pretty sure they also don't want you there.
My tongue wants to get sillay in Mori’s armpit.
>>104522479
So the myth live will have guests or just myth?
>>104524386Anniversary lives don't tend to have guests
>>104524423Yeah i thought about that but also this is the first live with only 3 members right? It feels a little empty but well let's see how it works
>>104524775https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhJW-YPJ-z0Naw, but it was kinda a special one.
So what do we think for this year so far?
>>104525009I think you're missing a couple songs?
Ci
She's gonna take you back to the past
>>104525027Yeah, he's missing the 2 songs not on her channel.
>>104525009Sepia and Die for You got done dirty by the algo but otherwise I'd say it's been a good year for Mori songsAlso I just realized it's the first year that Mori hasn't dropped an album or EP (unless she's planning something in October or November)
>>104525670LOOK AT HER GO
>>104525670Look at her go!
>>104525009Seeing Star and Orpheus are legit great songs, Sepia would've been better if it was a solo Mori song.
>>104525670I have no idea who this is or why she's at Mori's 3D.
>>104525009Seeing Stars and Override are my favs.
>>104525009My favorites so far are queen of the night and orpheus
>>104525746This a joke?
>>104525512>unless she's planning something in OctoberLike a big new song in October?>two weeks>two fucking weeks
>>104525670LAG! (Look at her go!)
>>104525009Orpheus > Seeing Stars > Sepia > Die for You > Queen of the Night > OverrideThey're all in A tier though
>>104528501take your fanboy goggles off they most certainly aren't all in A tier. Orpheus ya but the rest are B to C tier songs
>>104528605Mori should release a pair of goggles as merch
>>104525009They're all pretty good, I think the only two I don't really vibe with are Sepia and Queen of the NightI particularly really like Orpheus, Die for You and OverrideAlso you're missing the songs she did with Sydou and KAF
I've looped Orpehus like 3 times days, I really can't get enough of this fucking (or so I should I say funking? :^) ) songIt's so fucking groovy
>>104529815honestly one of her best song to date
>>104528605Die for You is S or A tier. You're crazy
>>104530219Stop trolling lil' bro
>>104530361You got just have shit taste.
>>104530461>persona tier slopyou have abysmal taste in music
>>104530564>Die for you>"persona" Nigga don't even know what song he's talking about lmao
>>104530564>personaSo you don't have shit taste, you are just retarded kek
Got banned from the other for accidentally posting pornCan I get a Ci in these trying times?
>>104531603How do you accidentally post porn
>>104531603Bans are only like 3 hours max there.
>>104531803It's like a magic trick. Oops that's an exposed anus my bad!
>>104531603
>>104531803I posted >https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/107409834And got clapped cuz you sorta see the nipple/areola>>104531854I got got for 6 hours </3
>>104531603>>104532011don't lie you were shitposting in global we all saw it
>>104532147If liking height-difference porn is "shitposting" then I'm the biggest shitposter in the world
Debbies are acting cute again. I want to sexually bully you all
>>104532262Can a debbie get some sauce?
>>104535322The sauce is Yachiru-san Grows When PraisedIt's not porn tho, its romcom manga that's one of those "art's barely disguised fetish" type of deals
>>104536631>giantess and praise kinkKiara would read this
>>104525009Her worst year
>>104525009She's put out 30 songs since Phantomime. But obviously some of those are covers or group songs like the One For All song
>>104542609That's a pretty morp
>>104542609I like that hairstyle for that outfit, mori should ask for it.
Morp and her new sex toy
>>104543978Mori would buy a gigihole
Morp is in this
Ci, but she's naked.
>>104548564that's a really interesting line up
>>104548564Pink power
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te7TXguDPvcSnek playing bug game
>>104551944>regular HKKinda refreshing
>>104551944>lolita dresscute
Was playing Thank Goodness You're Here! and found a wild meep
>>104554008>big rat named meep
>>104554008Today I found out about Time to Morphttps://store.steampowered.com/app/977510/Time_to_Morp/
>>104554273>yogscast gamesI just got fucking flashbanged
>>104540381Fuck you orpheus is a banger
is she gonna stream this week or is she on break to hang out with her friend?
Riri found Herrah before she found the Dream Nail, kek
>>104556402Sequence breaking is FUN
https://x.com/moricalliope/status/1967486802920620267Silly morp
>>104557427Morpi going for a sprint!
>>104557427Running from the cops in her burglar gear...
>>104548564>only piano accompanimentInteresting. Guess the setlist, nightmare mode: no japanese jazz songs
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZSUy8e5o4i4Holy sex
>>104559356this short video legitimately gave me a raging boner, powerful stuff.
>>104559356Super hot, if only it was dad...
>>104559356I hope the Mori one is just as sex
>>104561292She to much of dork to be sexy and flirt like a real woman.
She meep on my ope till I morp
>>104559808I'm pretty sure they have similar stuff for Mori and Ina cooked up as well
Board news - Numbers has claimed global
>>104561292>>104564209>mori>doing something sexy or lewdcome on you are asking for the impossible. if they are going for this pov shorts im expecting something like a pov of mori serving you a glass of wine
>>104564423That's crazy, anyway Orpheus is about to hit 200K
>>104564672wow it's doing good
>>104564423Kinda weird cuz I doubt the few guys keeping /hlgg/ here alive agreed to that Also kinda superfluous since /#/ ostensibly just Holo general anyways >>104564578Counterpoint: https://www.youtube.com/watch/4e2jt9PtD4o
>>104565426>Counterpointnaw she doing that force VA voice thing it's not the same, kiara was pure sex and said a lot without saying anything.
>>104565526>kiara was pure sex and said a lot without saying anythingIn that case you're just saying you found the animation sexy, which makes "Mori doing something" a moot statment when she'll "do" whatever the fuck the animators make her do lol
>>104565622>picactually that karaoke was surprisingly sex
>>104565526Anon Kiara's was very obviously just animated, not mocapped. Cover's mocap ain't even close to accurate enough to do what was in that short. They could just do the same with Mori's model.
>>104565622>>104565667>>104565685I like mori, but she not exactly the confident sexy type
>>104565622even if it was animate she would never green light something like this, it's to much out character for her
What if Mori isn't streaming because she's celebrating Undertale's 10th anniversary
>>104566618Weird, but would.
>>104567106she isn't stream cause she probably hanging out with her friend having fun
>>104566618Even as a fucking furry I think it's a bit weird because she's lacking a nose so it looks like a weird human, but also would.
>>104566618
Tonight, on Unsolved Morstories: we find out who still gives a shit about Weird Cat! UPDATE: Apparently nobody gives a shit, so fuck 'em! UPDATE: Last night, some reaper broke in and stole five hundred dollars with of shit from my place! That's right, an akasupa's worth of bullshit!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LypevHw4vRcMeep tomorrow
>>104571508I love morpi
>I'm still very excited about the coming member's streams this month! Still deciding what I'd like to do, but look forward to it! ^^ This might be one of the last relaxing months of the year left haha.guess it's back to watching JP while mori is busy
>>104571702Same!
Due to a lack of morp, I wrapped up my Silksong and got the real ending and am very happy with it
>>104575718Congrats!
>>104575696The artist took this one down for a while before I saved it, and I'm not sure what changed between the two versions.
>>104576221He added about 30% more meep
>>104575718I'm still in my first playthrough of HK, did everything but the last dlc Great game but I get more frustrated dying here than I do in souls..
https://x.com/moricalliope/status/1967843037448638909
>>104578073Damn the FWU plushies are so cute ToT
>>104578138>TuT-ing for the FWU MorpYou're one HORNY motherfucker.....
>>104578207No no, it was a "so cute I could cry" ToT, not the lolicon dogwhistle ToT
>>104578364Ah nahone, carry on then
Ci...
>>104525746Get the fuck out of the thread and never return
>>104525746Here's a quick rundown
>>104578207Would meep
>>104578073I should catch up on gachi
Need more umamori
>>104565817The Kiara short was also extremely out of character, because Kiara is not sexy
>Mori breaks into my house>Sucks my dick>Calls me gayIs this normal Mori behavior?
>>104584701>because Kiara is not sexylollmao even
>>104584753cheebsposter stop responding to our schizos
>>104584714>Is this normal Mori behavior?Nah, that was Nezu Mori breaking into your house
>>104572040This has been a shit year for mori streams in general. At the start of the year she went on 3 back to back vacation into recording and OFA prep into w/e is happening in October and beyond. Her streaming hours are a shell of what they use to be and it's only gonna get worse till she reaches marina/suisei tier streaming.
>>104585604retard
>>104585604stop stealing concerntrolls from towa and making them worse
>>104584714Average debbie's dayWe suffer the most
Is it wrong to meep off to Mori/Kobo porn
I still can't get over how cute this outfit is
>playing Umamusume last night in bed >Check the jukebox>See that Mori requested Our Blue Bird Days>Smile>Request BAKUSHIN>realize this morning that she won't hear it because she's not following me
>>104589064It is always correct to BAKUSHIN your friendsDon't worry though, Biboo probably does it to Mori
>>104589015It's her hair. It's perfect Mori.
Im just here to post freaky shit
Not a huge shocker, but apparently the Labubu hype died overnight and POPMART's stock is tanking. Was tempted to get the same one Mori has, but I guess my wallet is safe now.
>>104591275Debbie, don't chase trends to have matching things..Then you'll wind up with DUMB BUBBLE SHOES, I don't care if REOL wears them too, they're silly!
>>104591311
>>104591275please understand her mind is easily corrupted
>>104592092Instant loss Mori..
>>104592696
did you know that only 3% of morps actually meep
>>104596026A depressing number.. the government should address this
Morpi VRchat date soon
>>104597208>Morpi VRchat date soonYeah, with me
Mori everyone already know it was the tooboe concert
>8 minutes and she's already being cute and breedableCooliope bros.....
>>104599143It's the age of kawaiiope
>or a hacker with a girlfriendwhat did she mean by this???
kek gigi
What conspiracy theory would this woman try to sell you on
Mori trying to read this heart felt SC while knocking shit over in both VRChat and IRL is perfect kek
>>104594091FUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKKKK
Don't deny it, you love him Mori
>mori hates twitch now>twitchschizo won in the end
How did cover fix vrchat's tracking?
damn, wouldn't that be crazy if she did another anime song
>>104602495I'm still fully expecting another one
Does Mori own Tutu and GhostCat, or do they own her...? Much to think about
>>104601712I wonder if she has a no-twitch clause in her contract since it was fine on the other side.
>calli sounds like a valley girl namemori...
>>104603149that is general about all cats
https://x.com/hololive_En/status/1968147913030128012
>>104603995Dork..
Mori sounds a bit older with this headset mic
>>104604994Hagliope
>>104603149Thats like the rule number 1 of all cat owners. You dont adopt cats, cats adopt you.
Spiderman wishing Mori a happy anni
fourth one is gonna be Ben Starr isn't it
>>104605321they got Ben Starr last year didn't they?
>>104605350oh right, because of FF16?
>>104605430yeah for Clive Barker
>>104605446Clive Barker from The Price Is Right
>>104605446Clive Barker from Clive Barker's Jericho
MAPS ARE DANGEROUS MORISTOP!!!!!
>any Antarctica beatsIsn't Antarctica basically empty barring a couple research stations that barely have contact with the rest of the world
I hope pavel didnt get conscripted to die o7
>>104605661Maybe some penguinbeats?
haven't watched a mori stream in a while ...was she always this cute?
>Guy discovered Mori and became a Deadbeat via fucking SNEAKING My fucking sides lmao>>104605908Yeah, usually she's very cute
>>104604994more manly
>>104605908>>104606070she is cuter than usual today
did anyone else watching on mobile have the stream suddenly shit the bed on their end or was that just me
>>104606925Must be something on your end, I watched the whole thing from my phone uninterrupted, mostly from bedI do be getting some stream playback errors with member streams lately on PC though
>>104606925I'm on ethernet and the supas part skipped a little a couple times, nothing too bad. There were a couple days this summer that youtube just completely shat the bed.
>>104609104One of these things are not like the other...
>>104609104Jesas, look at that kiarass..
>>104609230Kiara's the odd one out because she doesn't have a hat?
>>104609230Yeah...where is the hell is Kiara's hat???
>>104610428Botan's body is obscene even in nendo form, damn
>https://x.com/GoddessOrder_JP/status/1968147675909660721New crackship just dropped
>>104610465It's crazy how being the highest subbed EN opened so many new doors.
>>104610465They have godly interactions everytime. Mori actually gels well with every comedian/chaotic JP member like Miko/Marine/Laplus/etc
>>104610428Hacker Mori and her girlfriends
>>104610428Me in the bottom right
mori is made for anal
>>104611252Giving or receiving?
>>104612060Proof?
>>104612060is singing soonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxrZ_VcxdAs
>>104612453oh nice
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-vyereBQdA4look at this silly dork
>>104613553I'm surprised she didn't trip
>>104613553
What did she mean but that tweet?also wasn't hatman recently in osaka
>>104615445She talked about it a few times before on stream. In a JP stream too iirc.
>>104615445Well you would know if you watched streams. She talked about it multiple times before
>>104614961Based
>>104615635>>104615736>watch streamsthat's to much work
>>104613553The people demand more morts
>>104616482I'm fine with the current amount personallyNow the Tutu photos on the other hand I do demand more of
>>104616876Why not both?Give us the tutorts
Meep
>>104613553>almost at 1 millionI posted something similar on the other site praising how good it's doing and got insta delete. I like that we don't have to deal with schizo but moderation is way to extreme over harmless things.
>>104620303Not sure if you took that screenshot, but someone was using a very similar framed one for some Mori vs Kiara shit. If it just had Mori's short in the screenshot it wouldn't have been deleted.
>>104620303it was a shitpost holo v holo image that originated from numbers mate.Funnily enough, I didn't even report you despite being the sole reply to it.
>>104620971(me)nvm, you are definitely a shitter if that's you posting in numbers complaining even harder about the deletion, it wasn't even an insta btw, your post was up for a while.
>>104621114my post that was deleted wasn't about numbers
>>104621114His English is too good to be that fag
>>104621114Pretty sure that is just a retard pretending to be that guy. Someone does that pretty often anytime a semi-questionable moderation move is done there. They are even shitting on the guy in /#/ since its obvious even to them lmao.
I desire a meeping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vyereBQdA41 Morillion getooooooooooooooooooooo
>>104623195Mori is the goddess of shorts
>>104614961Kek
>>104623195I genuinely why this short has so much fucking traction lmao
>>104625032The tweet is going crazy too just like Kiara's so it's not just youtube.
>>104625258People REALLY like these for Myth
>1.3 milHoly fuck this is doing really well, mori make a tweet already, single boost to higher numbers please...
>>104628126Mori is probably just waking up or asleep dude. Also it's riding the youtube shorts algo to the moon, nothing she can do to affect that.
>>104628268I guess funny dork>sexy lady for western audience
>>104628312Honestly yeah for the normalfag western audience. They usually prefer funny over sexy when it comes to animated characters.
>farm 3k carats over the course of a week to pull Hishiama>not even a single fucking 3-star>mfwanyways how's everyone else doing this (presumably) morpless evening
>>104630342I pulled for Sky and got Teio so I'm just doing some runs to stick her on my medium slot for team races
>>104521215Is this her best outfit?
>>104630342>morpless eveningSpeak for yourself I'm gonna watch the concert
>>104630736no
>>104630812It's at 5am in my timezone... I'll probably catch the vod (if there is one) but there's no way I'm waking up in time for it
>>104630736Uhm no?
>>104630736It's up there but idk if its the best
>>104630342statistically, you shouldn't expect to get a single SSR in less than 30 pulls.
>>104630342This is why you save up for 200 pulls.I'm gonna watch some anime>>104630618hey same desu
>>104521215Top 5 vtubing slampigs
Almost at 2 mil, she probably really happy know it's doing so well
>>104630342JP gacha is so incredibly outdated when it comes to gacha mechanics, I never knew how good I had it with hoyoslop
https://www.youtube.com/live/kaMz11Ds3bYMorp tomorrow!
>>104635630Nice more sneaky time
>>104635750Also!>https://x.com/hololive_En/status/1968510289957241156>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HT_HUFi8DJ4More Myth time
>>104635570>Cygames in charge of mercy
>>104636111I mean other than FGO they are the only JPs left in the gacha industry so maybe they had the right idea.
>>104636236ENTER:https://youtu.be/6kHvIo9UzKI
2 million mori
>>104637140Cover is probably WTFing at that. It flew past all their other shorts to be the most popular one in 1 day.
>>104637140Nice, but that shorts algo is nuts. Clearly she should release all her songs as shorts
>>104637216It's honestly kinda weird Like, it's growing so fucking fast that the Shorts UI can't even update quick enough to place it at first spot if your sort videos by popular Kinda shows how fucking insane growth on video can be if the algo gets behind it
>>104637525That's so curious. I mean Mori is my whole life but that short is just a bit cute and dorky, didn't find it life-changing or anything. Really goes to show how unpredictable the algorithm can be. I wonder if it's being memed or remixed in some circles.
>>104637652Isn’t because its reference to that Batman meme
>>104637765I'm quite out of touch so I don't know what you're referring to.
>>104637792https://youtu.be/fxf75LxaGfI?si=sEeNRFOZh9aWRkC7
>>104637652>I wonder if it's being memed or remixed in some circles.It's weird because the reaction seems pretty ordinary/expected Basically all the comments are a mixture of >She's cute!>She's so hot....>Lmao that goofy runTwitter is basically the save (albeit with a few 3D modeling autist commenting about the texture)Not really where the sure that traction is coming from lolAlso, Morpo commented on it a little bit ago
>>104637765First half is doing the work but the meme punchline makes it funnier, not that people like it cause it's a reference, I doubt most people are even aware, it's just a goofy run in general.
>>104635892uwa
>>104637882
>>104637946It's pretty on-brand for the queen of dorks
>>104639747This mori would jerk you off in an alley
oh i'm meeping
>https://x.com/suzusinra_8049/status/1968479048381694130Morp on the (small) telly!
pink to pink communication
https://reality-stream2.akamaized.net/data/hls/a6znbwb3ad7nt33p0d8ktauz1r_high/index.m3u8Here's an m3u8 for when the free section is over, I assume you guys know what to do with this lol
Do you guys actually like KAF?
>>104642289Garlic phone...
>>104642282I dont know enough about her to like or not, the song with Mori is cool
>>104642282Yeah, I enjoy her musicHer singing is like a much more vocally refined Roboco imo
>>104642282I don't seek her out, but I enjoyed the sololive Mori was invited to and their performances together.
>>104642282Yeah. I'm a bit of a kamitsubaki and VWP fan.Deadbeats should check out Harusaruhi. She's got a bit of both Mori's coolness and dorkness to her.
>>104521215Someone dropped me a Greek mythology fact and now I can't look at Mori the same ever again.>"What was it?"I will get vacatione'd if i explain it but it's such a fucking coincidence that I have been thinking on and off about it for the entire day.
>>104642399>implying anyone gives enough of a shit to report>implying anyone gives enough of a shit to ban>implying you don't have a dynamic IP anyway
>>104642282She's a great singer yeah, and she's cute
>>104642282I like that her name backwards is FAK
>>104642282Not my favorite VWP girl but yeah I still like her
>>104642399can you give me a hint or a keywordDoes it have to do with Hades, Charon, Calliope the mythological muse?
MERA MERA KINO
>>104642399Oh right... the ''ferryman thingy''.I learned it from a fucking Limbus Company post that some pronunciation autist made in response to getting assmad at in-game pronunciations of foreign words being done dirty by the Korean VAs who are "professionals".Fucking hilarious how causality works. Even funnier if you take her underworld racial background into account.Going even deeper, similar perfect ancient myth coincidences with HoloMYTH happen with every Myth member. Not going to explain them all. Already risking a month-long ban with what I just wrote. Seriously. Been banned for way less.
>>104642282Nobody asked for this collab
>>104642712Me, I asked for it.
Someone post the full stream
>>104642399>>104642710someone dropped me the fact there's a couple of twitter trannies that love shipping IRL people and keep "subtly" sticking their giddy observations and connections wherever they think people are interested (they aren't) and now I can't look at /morig/ the same ever again
Give me a vod to watch