Youtube:https://www.youtube.com/@SamekoSabaTwitter:https://twitter.com/samekosabaSongs:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3cryiz8nJo[Embed]Merch:https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-sameko-saba>Miss Gura?YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93gMember VODs:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93gTwitter:https://twitter.com/gawrguraSongs:https://rentry.org/Gura_songsMerch:https://rentry.org/Gura_merchAVIOT TE-V1R-HEN Holomyth Earbudshttps://shop.aviot.jp/c/product/te-v1r-henOmocat × Hololive Englishhttps://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-hololive-enjackbox Tee K.O. Shirtshttps://jackbox.tv/gallery/teeko/96ca45e6f992c9530956ec2015096c06Previous: >>104454148
So what are the buds plans for today?
>>104523396Work then horse game later
Stream tonight?
Sex with a kanimouto.
>>104523955FEEL BETTER SABA
Two eyes, four ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples. A butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I have just described to you Sameko Saba. And the reward for her capture? All the riches in Scotland. So I have one question: Why are you here?
Hi /same/ how are you all
>>104524267Drinking anon's milkshake, hbu?
>>104524267I'm doing fine. Gonna watch the our match against /pink/ and then go play dome helldivers.
>>104524338God I butchered that sentence.
>>104524299Doodling sababy to post here!!! Trying to be as fast as possible haha
>>104523955FEEL IT BETTER SABA
>>104524338What planet should we be spreading freedom to?
>>104524468I'm going to be honest bud. I just click on the planet with the most players or least annoying environment.
>>104524338when is match?
Is Saba a lonely loli god?
Quick Saba Doodle (> o < )/ ~ <3https://files.catbox.moe/hb4tet.jpg
>>104524617Starting now
Divegrass match kicking off now.Link here: https://pastebin.com/KD57fKVvhttp://vtleague.420699.xyz/Divegrass split >>104522195 >>104524617Now
What does Saba even meeeeeeeeeeeeeean? And Sameko? What is even that? What? Explain yourself
>>104523955FEEL WORSE SABA
that was a very close match!
>>1045246912EZfirst a match then the championship
>>104524691That was a fun match. They had me scared there for a bit.
Smiling like an idiot right now. We robbed /pink/ but I don't care, a win is a win. Great play at the end to get 2 late goals. Also, it's a little comedic that Big Mack, a model that is missing the big image behind her cause I couldn't troubleshoot it, got featured prominently. Next opponent is manstars on the 21st (morning) of September, first match of the day. Thanks for showing up lads.
>>104525643> We robbed /pink/ robbed? ROBBED?! they scored 1 goal and then we own goaled, if anything they almost got away with murder for no reason
>>104524621I wouldn't let her be lonely.
>>104524643Also this is cute, thanks.
>>104525772Look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail (ToT) _/\_
>>104525804Thanks tou (ó 3 ò)
>>104524643Very cute art bud.
>>104525855<3
>>104524643Cute!
Saba has to collab with one of these other creators:-Henya-Kson-ShondoWhich one do you choose for her?
>>104526894ARK with Kson, a promise was made many years ago
>>104518279Reasons.
Bump
>>104526894I'd choose a bullet in the head for her.
I really love cyb0rseggzing Okayu, but I wish Saba would do it with me.
>>104528614Oh yeah? Well i'd take a 500kg bomb up the ass for her
I cant even drum up the enthusiasm to give a shit what these amateur bullshit artists post in here anymore.
Nice try retard, but she has blue eyes.
Only big boys may post below this line_______________________________________________
>>104530929I'm a big boy!!>shorter than saba
These troons aren't even trying to make their shit seem believable anymore and are now just posting pics of random kids. Fuck off.
So anyway, Saba cute
>>104524643Cuuute
>>104531141Yeah, how about we appreciate saba instead of turning this thread into a politcal shitflinging contestSaba the cutest
>Hail Saba, still the /same/>The Doob is with thee>Blessed art thou amongst lolis>And blessed is the fruit of thy kani, /ggg/sus>Little Saba, keeper of light>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST>a>men
MackerelAtlantisGureatAgain
Sabaguraette honhonhon
>>104531204What's with the tripcode?
For King and Kani!
Gura is Sabated
"CRUBBERS could be here" she thought, "I've never been in this thread before. There could be CRUBBERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against her bare tummy. "I HATE CRUBBERS" she thought. The Last Stand reverberated her entire boat, making it pulsate even as the $9 Monster circulated through her powerful thick tail and washed away her (merited) fear of tourists after dark. "With a rowboat, you can go anywhere you want" she said to herself, out loud.
>>104531204>>104526172Thank you all for the support my crab brethren, lets all love saba!!https://files.catbox.moe/ktwpkh.jpg
>>104531465>>104526172Oops, meant to tag that anon too..Am I allowed to post doodles here, I promise I won't uncontrollably spam
New Based Queen dropped
Bump again
>>104530929please stop
Off, once again, to the nightshift
>>104532711Stay safe out there bud.
>>104532673
Bump2
>>104529609That was fake. Took me 2min to reverse search it.
>>104532808Chumbie cute
Reminder that they are.>In an interview before debut, when asked "Who do you talk to on the phone the most", Ame answered "My family or Gura."https://files.catbox.moe/gcifml.webp>Upon learning that Amesame was the first result on Google images when you looked up Yuri, Ame said: "You guys almost made it a reality."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69eJdCJT2IU>Gura went out of her way to create an entire list of Gluten-free snacks on her phone just for Amelia.https://youtu.be/zNadRmlBn4k?t=5255>Reading a message: "Watson wants to destroy you">"That's not all she wants to do"https://youtu.be/lfaPS6d_TTE?t=3055>They had discord sleepovershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVhyEJWSL_U>Ame called her "My Love"https://youtu.be/ZYg0VmLfvBo?t=6901>They discussed moving in together and the only thing that stopped them was their petshttps://youtu.be/U2FvverNLJw?t=9381>They went on a literal date together in Japan early in the morninghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y0GCDcmSQg&t=770s>Gura sang the song Electric Love and said it reminded her of Ameliahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUw9kMXEVOk>"All the times that we were able to meet (in person) were memorable but there's stuff we can't talk about on stream. A little bit *clears throat*"https://youtu.be/No6n9zCs_8A?t=6620>"Hey there's a bed here with 2 pillows Watson. One for me and one for Bubba."https://youtu.be/al8l8J2qDRA?t=5959>Upon being asked if they kissed during their Japan date, Gura denied it but said she and Amelia had "a deeper connection than that"https://youtu.be/LSlS2Mo0R_I?t=43>Ever since Gura's Graduation, Dooby made sure to keep her following count at 299. Whenever she followed someone, she unfollowed another person to keep it at that number. However, once Saba came back, dooby made her her 300th follow. On top of that; besides senzawa, dooby was the very first person Saba followed upon making her twitter account.https://files.catbox.moe/a6kuw0.png>Sameko Saba's set her debut to be on Dooby3D's birthday and Dooby herself made a tweet celebrating that fact. However due to how tsundere she is, she then retconned her bday to be 1 day earlier. However, it still doesn't change the original fact of the matter.https://files.catbox.moe/h7ccn1.png>Before her debut, dooby3D did a mini-twitter space karaoke and the very first song she sang in it was Magic Ways. Magic Ways is a song known to have been sung by Gawr Gura. Upon ending that karaoke she posted a thank you tweet with a blue heart. One could believe this was dedicated to Saba, however nothing confirmed that. That was until Dooby's Virtual Vacation concert. In it, Dooby performed the song Magic Ways with Saba providing backup vocals AND she told the audience to turn their penlights blue. This solidifies Magic Ways as a Saba x Dooby song.>Besides her BGM; the very first video uploaded to Sameko Saba's channel is a clip compilation made from her first collab with Dooby. Prior to this collab; Saba has done 4 gaming streams, 1 karaoke, 1 public chatting stream and her debut (and 1 members chatting stream but obvs she's not gonna upload anything from that). Of all these streams, of all the things to upload, Saba chose Sabadoob as her top priority.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWGMyYN0y3M>During Saba's karaoke on 7/26/2025, at 5:38 PM, Dooby (on her chuchuoperator alt) posted a picture of a heart shaped cake (or pudding I'm not sure) she made with a blue heart emoji attached to it. This was as Saba was singing Pretty Little Baby. Pretty Little Baby is a song Dooby once did an entire karaoke themed around on 6/1/2025. It should also be noted that Dooby was in fact watching Saba's karaoke. We know because she tweeted about it: https://x.com/dooby3D/status/1949225742430273976https://x.com/chuchuOperator/status/1949237903613399099Hold out hope for the Sabadoob loredrop comrades.
Gurass
>>104538405I love touching grass
Are we just expected to believe that she's been sick with a vague nondescript sickness?She should post a doctor's note, in a member post possibly. In a way, she works for us and we're her employer.I'm pretty sure in her last stream she specifically mentioned not eating the meat because she "didn't want to be sick again and not stream"
>>104539004I told you it'd be at least Monday and why, but I got misplaced aggression in return because some shitposter was spinning absurd narratives of tangentially similar subject matter.
>>104539004Post a time stamp of that? I missed part of the stream where she said that.
>>104539004>Could it possibly be the exact same sickliness again that's consistently been a problem for three years now?>During flu season?>Of course not I'm sure it's something totally different this time>This time in particular is special for no reason, none of the other times>Source: vibes™
>>104539362What did you post? Link to it.
>>104540282>>104496597She never streams when public drama is afoot. Never has.
>>104540627But she tweeted that she's sick.
>>104539004Why would I doubt my oshi when she hasn't given me a reason to? Also she could be getting over it and has just been binging Netflix and it'd still be technically true. She gave us an update like some faggots here shat their panties wanting her to do. They dont get to suddenly say they dont believe her, because why demand an update at all?
>>104541002She tweeted "health issues" which means just about anything. Physical health? Mental health? Flip a coin. Doesn't matter. She doesn't stream when the internet is rabid.
Man, I haven't been around for awhile but saw Saba's tweet this morning. Did she mention feeling sick during the last stream?
>>104541395I bet it was the expired beef she talked about earlier.
Goob night buds. Please try your best to not respond to the schizos.
>>104543945I really want kiara to use her alt to interact with her favorite fish girl again...
>>104538405SNIFFFFF
I need to cut my fingernails...
>>104546573don't forget toe nails. they'll ruin your socks
>>104547060(Me) behind her
Another nightshift another dollar
https://x.com/dliwarr/status/1967340949731991625
>>104539004How about you kill yourself first?
GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 7!
>>104548596We have our answer for why she is away so this is just premature and retarded.
>>104538405>>104547679
Goob morning buds.
>>104550387I fell and scraped my knee bloody and you have the audacity to say that was a good morning?
>>104550510Are you okay? I hope you disinfected it and put on a bandage. Hopefully you feel better.
>>104547679Feesh butt
I miss when she called us cute names.
>>104554082Sleep then back to the nightshift
>>104554082I'm playing wc3 customs and Silksong.
>>104555082Stream in my mouth everyday.
>>104555106Yeah sorry about that.
Saba, you are my one and only. I would like to have cyb0rseggz with you.
>my kanikisshe will never say this :(
Will she ghost us this coming holiday season as Saba?
ook ook
>>104556897>>104556936Nijiphasecuckjeetseapagbr*wnsamefaggotnog
>>104556768
>>104556897>my kanishe must say this.
Tanned Saba
Tummy
>>104556768>>104557632>>104557687God please let the next outfit have tan
>>104557910a tan lines toggle would destroy me
>>104531499Yes
>>104558641New work email signature, thank you.
>>104539004She's probably lying about being sick and the truth is she's afraid retards would bring up Myth's anniversary in chat and VOD comments so she's taking several days off to avoid the awkwardness
I miss when she still pretended to give a shit
>>104560939Im sorry your brain damage causes you to make up reasons to hate her.
>>104560939Dude just deal with it, last week was a drama shitstorm and she wasn't feeling well anyway. You need to not be so emotionally dependent on streams. It's bad for you.
This schizo isn't even trying anymore, he's just doing short seethe drivebys every couple of hours and then fucks off.Why did our monkeys recline so much?
>she's sick from the meat>no she's avoiding the political drama>no she's avoiding the myth talkShe's taking from some meat alright
>>104560275>She's probably lying about being sickDon't be a dick. She was polite enough to be vague and didn't even say "sick." She said "health issues." Could have been anything. Maybe she ate that funky meat when she shouldn't have, maybe she was feeling depressed about recent events, doesn't matter. She communicated with us, which is the best we can reasonably ask for.
>>104561222>suspicious post formatting
>>104561142Because there isn't much to even complain about.
Perky and tight sweaty fish ass pressed against my face for extended periods of time!
>>104562537Nega Saba or Abas?
she should play Outlast Trials with Nimi and Dooby
She shouldShe wouldShe wants toBut she does not
Does fish have nipples?
>>104566120yes and they're very pink
Fish milk.
>>104566670Stay safe bud.
is she still fucked?
>>104566714I wouldn't be surprised if things pick up in October. Halloween and karaoke streams and such. That is if she isn't "sick" all through it.
I don't understand the lobotomized yes men that attack you when you point out how long it's been since a member stream or a karaoke.
Case in point.
Grifted again, huh?
Numberfag is lost again.
>says she's sick>just wait for her to come backWow...so hard....
>>104567306>does this every 3 weeks
>>104567322Good thing this is the Saba thread and not the phase connect one.
>>104567020You're here because you're a fan, right?A fan would understand that she has lots of business stuff to do now that she is her own boss.A fan would get that she has health problems and seems to get sick easily.A fan would also understand that what is happening now is still leagues better than how things were when she was Gura, at least, once she started to get upset with the company.So, I don't care. she can do a Karaoke when she wants. She can make a member's stream when she wants.My membership is to support her, not me.
last stream: 7 days agolast members post: 52 days agolast members stream: 43 days agolast karaoke: 52 days ago
>>104567360Holy cope
Why is rahjeesh so angry now?
>>104567327She was only sick one other time. And she has never given any indication that she was gonna be a marathon streamer even when she debuted. The fact your sticking to this as a shitpost tells me how stupid and desperate you really are.
>>104567360vague "business stuff" and "health problems" stop working after the 10th timewhere's the full teaser video?where are the emotes?
>>104567373HOLY RETARD
Calling kaniki labotomized was definitely projection on his part.
>>104567360It's just some numbermonkey shitting all over the place like usual >>104567412. Just ignore and hide his retarded post and it will tire itself out eventually.
My problem is not with Saba. She can take a month off for no reason. My problem with the retards here defending her, coming up with excuses for her, and especially attacking other posters who express their dissatisfactions.
>I-im tired of fans making excuses for her!>makes up scenarios in his head about what she is doing other than what she said.
Personally, Im happy with how things are now. Nothing will be worse than waiting months between streams and not knowing if she's alive or not.
>if i spam my webms it'll mean i'm not getting grifted
not here to hate or anything but im just wondering what makes the streams appeal to you
>>104567778That was when all her projects were shutdown by the evil managers. Now that she's free she's not going to ghost again.
I think the webms are cute and they make the monkey mad so please keep posting themm
>>104567892Fish and chips?
She got depressed after Dooby told her she's going back to hololive.
>if I use the word grift then that means its true
We truly have very special trolls and antis.
>>104568222out of every rrat this one makes the most sense
>>104568355This really is the most accurate representation of this board man.
It didn't take long for her to revert back to her Gura ways.
>>104566694Luv you chumbie
>I don't hate Saba you gotta believe me>I'm just seething that these LOBOTOMIZED *sob* anons are laughing at me for throwing a tantrum when my falseflagging fails>My simian ancestry is a sensitive subject okayCommon no-man L
33 videos in 2 months instead of 1 year is infinitely better.
>>104570788Welcome back bud. Please excuse the schizo. It tends to screech pretty loudly around here every once in a while.
>no she can't just being feeling sick. It has to be because of this shit unrelated to herWhat exactly is the point of this angle again?
Goob night buds.
>>104573812Both Occam and Hanlon's Razor aren't as shitposty as their headcanons
>>104575596She does give a shit, in the sense that it could cause division in her community. She is one of those people who really hate to acknowledge politics (a centrist?), but I believe she is a bit right-leaning at heart.
https://x.com/tamanegi1785/status/1967724421076177151
>>104573654>>104575596>Too nice to tell the 80-IQ demon to join the 48%My wife is so precious bros, I must protect her
>>104576264finally a good post
>woman too scared to take a bungled order back into mcdonalds>implying she would ever have the cajones to confront or disagree with someone politically for any reason, let alone engage in public political discussion in any way regardless of what she personally believesget better bait
Something is wrong with me. I used to watch every second of every Gura streamed was really into her as a person, not the avatar. But since she became Saba I haven't watched her that much. Why did I lose so much interest? I don't even know the answer.
>>104577457Exactly. Saba is a gem of actual femininity in a sea of malformed, infertile purple-haired goblins and troons. That femininity includes an aversion to politics, which anyone with a functional brainstem knows rightly ought to be a man's game, for men, which women ought to be sheltered from to preserve their innocence. It makes her all that much more precious and adorable and the world would be a much better place if more women were like her.
Psst... hey... you buds still awake
>>104578701not for long
>>104579392Shut up nerd
>>104579392hewwo cutie
Am gonna suplex Saba back to health. No worries, she will be back soon
Goobmorbo
>>104570050How many of those were in the first month and how many in the second month?
>>104583298Your goalpost shifting? idk man all your copes kind of blur together at this point
>>104583869I didn't bring up number of videos first. Saying "33 videos in 2 months" is misleading when 2/3 of the videos were during the honeymoon period of the first month and ignores the significant 50% decline of the second month. It's not "infinitely better", it was a promising start that ended up in a disappointing but not unexpected return to laziness.
jesus christ posters here are such pathetic wimps, painting playing 3 hours of videogames every other day like some herculean effort
This thread is so funny. I act like a monkey and that somehow means I'm a monkey.
this guy really thinks she's bedridden for 2 weeks lol yeah... shouldn't have eaten that meat!in truth, even if she was sick nothing is stopping her from a chill chatting stream, make it members only since it's been 50 days since the last.she's not sick guys. face reality. she's on vacation taking those pictures she talked about. and you know damn well she is not alone. girls don't travel alone.
It's so weird being called an anti when I didn't do anything except spend all my free time seething about how the anime girl makes more money than I do
>>104585584Goddammit :(
>>104585584Thats a lot of words to simply tell us you're a complete and utter retard.
>>104584389Goob morning
>>104585584So she took her PC with her on her vacation? Why?Also who is she supposed to be travelling with?
FEEL BETTER SABA
>its replying to itself.
>>104586030How did you come to the conclusion that she has her PC with her from a tweet?
>>104586292It literally says so on Tweetdeck>Twitter web appIf it was mobile it would either say "Twitter for IPhone" or "Twitter for android"
Can we just leave it at travelschizos being retarded again and move on?
>>104586331A laptop? A manager?
>>104586705I thinks its just easier to admit you got nothing at this point. You tried. Now fuck off back to whatever bog you crawled from and let us keep sending her healing beams.
I'm naked :3
>>104587075People already pointed out the inconsistent capitalization in the tweet, it's not such a stretch to imagine she has someone else writing tweets for her
>>104587429What's next. Someone else is streaming for her?
>reduction ad absurdumGave you 2 perfectly plausible explanation, not to mention you can easily spoof Twitter to make it look as if you've posted from any device. She could come out and admit she's married and lazy and you'd still be denying it. Like some Nimi fans deny the LLD.
She doesn't deserve it! It's not fair that she can afford to throw away expired meat while I'm out here eating expired meat out of other people's garbage!
>>104587185Pics or it didn't happen... and you better be a girl
>>104587925Why don't you tell us who she's supposedly travelling with?
>>104587925Im glad you continue make yourself look like a bumbling deranged schizoid. I dont have to do much to bait you into concocting some stupid fanfic of yours. Now go be stupid somewhere else.
>>104588042Because I've no idea duh? Your guess is as good as mine. I'm not going to make up shit to make things look worse, I follow known facts and reason and come up to the most logical conclusion, unlike the people who live in constant denial and put blind faith in her.Is it a fact she's recently talked about traveling?Is it a fact she's said she wouldn't eat the meat because it would make her sick and she didn't want to take another week off streaming?Is it a fact she could be streaming even while sick?Is it a fact a girl wouldn't be traveling alone?
>>104588149LolLmao even
Damn this thing is an actual schizophrenic. What triggered it? Is it a deranged phasecuck or something?
>>104588518I dunno, just ignoring it at this point and gonna go read some light novels after work.
>seethe starts early morning SEA/Jeet time>goes on for couple of hours then stops>resumes about 12 hours later in the evening SEA/Jeet time
>still at it 4 years laterget a job
>>104588768Stop noooticing
>>104588149Fact: she said she's feeling unwellAnother fact: you have literal mental illness
Stop replying to the schizo right now!
Oh but don't you dare say anything bad about Phase Connect because otherwise you're getting a 3 dayNyfcofaggotry? SO TRUE SISTER, let's harrass all Holos and ex-Holos because we're "small corpo enjoyers"
>>104588831I'm also sick and bullying the monkey at least takes my mind off the nasty fever
>>104588884FEEL BETTER BUD
MY WIFE IS GONE I WILL PATIENTLY WAIT FOR WIFE RETURN WHERE IS WIFE
>>104588844this site moderation is a joke
So anyway, Saba cute!
>>104589836Exhibit A:
I think Saba is my favorite vtuber of all time. Would that be okay with you guys?
>>104588731Silksong after horse game today. I just beat hollow knight last night
She's too busy playing with Dooby's Doobies which helps her feel better.
>>104591145God I wish it was me
>>104591269Dooby's new outfit is such a banger
>>104589706the irony is that a board gets better the less moderation it has, just check /a/ or /co/ the two are filled with garbage but jannies only care about keeping "face" and preventing any form of productive discussion
>>104589865Saba's just about the only vtuber I care for to be honest. The way her model flows smoothly is mesmerizing and I haven't seen anything like it.
>>104592211t. banned garbage
Looking forward to her stream in 10 minutes
Yeah Saba, that was really relatable you silly goose :D
>>104591269Yum doobfeet.
>>104592672Same. She's what got me into vtubers in the first place. And since everything else I liked crumbled away, it's back to her as my only.
This is so annoying, does she not realize she can use the snap-tool so she doesn't have to try to align all the sun-chairs manually? This will take forever, zzzzzzzz
She has been walking past her sticker 10 freaking times now, when will she realize the dev added it to the game?
>>104593866Wasn't it added after she last played it?
HOLY SHIT, did you see how long her leg became when she tried to jump off the trampoline? lul that's gonna leave a mark
>>104593907What the heck are you talking about? She's streaming now and she has missed it a billion times so far, seems like she isn't looking at chat
Oh, NOW she found the sticker, took you long enough Saba??!??
>>104593907He's trying to be funny and make it seem like there is a stream going on right now.
>>104584297You've been whining about her "number of videos" for years pajeet.Calling facts "misleading" is misleading, lazy cope, because it conveniently ignores the fact that it's normal to slow down after debut. And also the "50%" figure being "significant" is arbitrary - there's no "return to laziness" when she was never lazy in the first place, and she's still way more active now than she was then.Start thinking critically.
>>104594019Yeah I figured that out after posting it.
Dude, he's been spraying "peepeepoopoo" a billion times now and she STILL think its just as funny as the first time? She must be the scatbud
>>104590748Ye
Yes Saba, that IS weird, stop doing that, one of these days you will knock yourself out if you keep it up
>>104594012Sticker where?
saba pls
>>104596071Finally a quality post
>>104596071
original model back yet?
which nordic country does russia not share a border with?
>>104596378not after that first youtube demonetization lol
This thread is pretty stinky
Just how she would want it
>>104587185>>104596071>>104597744cute.
>>104597744Good lord TuT
>>104588731I'm playing wc3 customs and Silksong.
Her and Dooby going AWOL at the same time after the concert cannot be a coincidence.
>>104588731Outlast Trials
she hates kaniki
>>104596071JUST PERFECT
Sabass
>health issues
Sabutt
So many fembuds in denial.
>>104603176>>104603507Yes, retards. Glad you finally learned to read.
>>104596071Tanned Saba is dangerous
>>104603151>>104603226She should really sit in my face with her sweaty butt!
>"lazy"