▼Phase Connect LinksOfficial Website: https://phase-connect.comOfficial Schedule: https://schedule.phase-connect.comOfficial Twitter: https://twitter.com/PhaseConnect | https://twitter.com/PhaseConnectJPOfficial Character References: https://rentry.org/pcgreferencesOfficial Twitch Archive Channels: https://rentry.org/pcgtwitcharchiveUnofficial Phase Connect Archives: https://rentry.org/pcgunofficialarchive––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––▼Lia 鈴香アシェリア (EN)https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia | https://youtube.com/RinkouAshelia | https://twitch.tv/asheliarinkou ▼Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ (JP)https://twitter.com/UtataneNasa | https://youtube.com/UtataneNasa | https://twitch.tv/utatanenasa ▼Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり (JP + EN)https://twitter.com/hakushikaiori | https://youtube.com/HakushikaIori | https://twitch.tv/iorihakushika ▼Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ (EN)https://twitter.com/fujikurauruka | https://youtube.com/FujikuraUruka | https://twitch.tv/fujikurauruka ▼Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる (JP)https://twitter.com/shisuimichiru | https://youtube.com/ShisuiMichiru | https://twitch.tv/michiru_shisui ▼Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ (EN + JP)https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi | https://youtube.com/TenmaMaemi | https://twitch.tv/tenma ▼Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ (EN)https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa | https://youtube.com/PipkinPippa| https://twitch.tv/pippa ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––▼Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美 (EN)https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi | https://youtube.com/KanekoLumi | https://twitch.tv/kanekolumi ▼Fuura Yuri ふうら百合 (EN) [Terminated]Archive: https://youtube.com/@TheNationalFuuraYuriArchive▼Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー (EN)https://twitter.com/dizzydokuro | https://youtube.com/@dizzydokuro | https://twitch.tv/dizzydokuro ▼Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー (EN)https://twitter.com/jellyhoshiumi | https://youtube.com/@jellyhoshiumi | https://twitch.tv/jellyhoshiumi ▼Ember Amane 天音エンバー (EN)https://twitter.com/emberamane | https://youtube.com/@EmberAmane | https://twitch.tv/emberamane ▼Clio Aite クリオ・アイテ (EN)https://twitter.com/ClioAite | https://youtube.com/@ClioAite | https://twitch.tv/clioaite ▼MariMari_EN マリマリ (EN)https://twitter.com/MARIMARI_EN | https://youtube.com/@MARIMARI_EN | https://twitch.tv/marimari_en ▼Eepy Sleepy イーピー・スリーピー (EN)https://twitter.com/EepySleepyCh | https://www.youtube.com/@EepySleepyCh | https://twitch.tv/EepySleepy ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––▼Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス (EN)https://twitter.com/Remilia_Nephys | https://youtube.com/RemiliaNephys | https://twitch.tv/remilianephys ▼Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ (EN)https://twitter.com/ChisakaAiri | https://youtube.com/ChisakaAiri | https://twitch.tv/chisakaairi ▼Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな (EN)https://twitter.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://youtube.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://twitch.tv/amanogawashiina ▼Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ (EN)https://twitter.com/HimemiyaRie | https://youtube.com/HimemiyaRie | https://twitch.tv/himemiyarie ▼Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ (EN)https://twitter.com/ErinaMakina | https://youtube.com/ErinaMakina | https://twitch.tv/erinamakina ▼Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ (EN)https://twitter.com/komachipanko | https://youtube.com/KomachiPanko | https://twitch.tv/komachipanko ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––▼ Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ (EN)https://twitter.com/RunieRuse | https://youtube.com/@RunieRuse | https://twitch.tv/RunieRuse ▼ Eimi Isami 勇エイミ (EN)https://twitter.com/eimiisami | https://youtube.com/@eimiisami | https://twitch.tv/eimiisami ▼ Muu Muyu むうむゆ (EN)https://twitter.com/Muu_Muyu | https://youtube.com/@MuuMuyu| https://twitch.tv/MuuMuyu ▼ Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな (EN)https://twitter.com/HikanariHina | https://youtube.com/@HikanariHina | https://twitch.tv/HikanariHina ▼ Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス (EN) [Hort]https://twitter.com/sayasairroxs | https://youtube.com/@sayasairroxs | https://twitch.tv/sayasairroxs ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––▼ Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ (JP)https://twitter.com/kannagiloki | https://youtube.com/@kannagiloki |▼ Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり (JP)https://twitter.com/kokoromomemory | https://youtube.com/@kokoromomemory_ | https://twitch.tv/kokoromomemory ▼ Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ (JP)https://twitter.com/grampico_ | https://youtube.com/@grampico | https://twitch.tv/grampico ▼ Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ (JP)https://twitter.com/ayaseyuuu | https://youtube.com/@ayaseyuu | https://twitch.tv/ayaseyuu_ ▼ Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ (EN + JP)https://twitter.com/kaminariclara_ | https://youtube.com/@kaminariclara | https://twitch.tv/kaminariclara Last Thread: >>104578476
>>104582461Shiina bake at this hour?
>>104582479was supposed to use this pic, but I miss clicked
I cant believe the baker let pcg die
I got close to baking thisNo one realized thread was ending lmao
>>104582495Nice Runi, I prefer Eimi Isami personalylReal Quick to finish what was being talked about in the last /pcg/>>104582405Well I don't want to be too specific but I am a shorter guy and real skinny (big firm butt though don't worry) so the distance may not be as far as your's, I hope that doesn't offend I don't intend toand my penis is roughly 8.4 inches long and 6.4 inches around on average, big smaller on bad days and statistically significantly larger on good days.Personally I wouldn't call it a "Horse Cock" but it is very large for my frame (5'7" 160lbs) and unironically thats basically the same stats as Isaei from Highschool DxD whom is one of the Characters Eimi Isami has on her Husbando board with Goro Akechi
>>104582405I need answers for thisSelfcest anon pls respond if you're still here
>>104582461Why are you looking at me like that? Did you make a mess again?
>>104582506Tbf there were three active threads at the beginning of that one, so I cba with baking myself if people are that active
>>104582515>8.4 inchesThat's definitely big, do you reach your prostate usually? I don't think I would feel shit if I tried with mine
>>104582537Well, you're brown and she likes tall white guys...Sorry...
>>104582553 (me)after a couple of mins I was about to bake as well, but then this one went up so yeah
we were almost free and you ruined it
We starved...
>>104582565
LOKI #1 PHASE RAPIST
>>104582582Deserved for triple bread on the board this early this morning
>>104582583Clara ruins everything
Sexaphone
>>104582583STREAM YOU CRAZY BITCH
only 2 more weeks until Rusetober
>>104582515>21.3 cmIt's enormous, man.
>>104582590Where did this impression that loki is a rapist come from?
>>104582610Runeko today!
>>104582515Damn I'am about the same size but 6'4 that thing must look comically massive on you
anon should post his big thick penis I think
I MISS KANA'S LAUGH SO MUCHphase back in!
>>104582646
>>104582646Stop thinking, please
>>104582605Too busy slutting it up in bars
>>104582560I'm literally the latter lol
>>104582668but anon's description of his penis is amazingI can't stop thinking about it
>>104582559>>104582646Well so when practicing auto-Sodomy you're semi-errect so really I am more like 6"~6.5" so only about an inch into myself before become too hard to bend it backwardsits really more of a party trick than anything practicalI haven't done it in the Ei-Kun Cosplay so really its irrelevant to this board and I wouldn't post that kind of thing for free rn anyways
Clara killed millions
>>104582461Shiina is a whore and deleted Yuri's VODS!
Fucking hell, so i, a dicklet, isn't just deprived of sex with women, im also unable to fuck myself. Fuck my life, dude, fuck my life.
trolling phases sluts got boringi think indies are more fun
>>104582713Who in their right mind, legitimately wants to literally fuck themselves?
>>104582726Indies will inevitably have more material due to corporate restrictions
>>104582683you should post it for free THOUGH
>>104582571>>104582583She could have had the world but threw it away for woman moment
>>104582737Sometimes Weird girls wanna see guys do weird thingssometimes your curios Sometimes you get too inebriatedMen ask equally weird things of women all the time I don't want to but when Eimi asked if it was possible I, a scientist, took up the call to action
>>104582726I want moriko to give me a nursing handjob
>>104582713What's fun is being a bit over 8 but I'm 6 feet tall and a fatty so it doesnt look as big in pictures but in person I get to see actual cock shock it feels so good. Unless your oshi is hime I don't think fucking yourself is the play.
>>104582605Too busy taking a mile of cock
>>104582726>phasesWow, Bat poster is a pinoynigger, what a surprise. I never would have guessed that a half pinay half brazilian mutt like Bat would have pinoynigger fans.
>>104582737I mean, experimenting is fun.
>>104582851I thought she was Albanian?
>>104582854What kind of Science did the Lab Eimi Come from do anyways? Eimi was a hamster and is now an Immortal Anime girlBut the only experiments lab hams have done since then have been with their sexuality
>>104582851I saw her face once and it was so bad I cant unsee it to even watch her as a vtuber its the biggest turn off yet.
>>104582920link to the dox??
Do dildos feel better than self penetration? Or is self penetration the peak?
>>104582944Beats me got spammed here when bat raided us and pissed someone off she streamed with a camera at some point. Im just praying she isnt phasing into gen 4.
>>104582958Yes, no and stop being gay. My fat wife eimi wont like it keep that in BitoxLikers
>>104582961you're supposed to save that kind of stuff bropersonally I collected almost all face reveals of phase connect members
>>104582985>"stop being gay">Responds to the question as if he knowsAre Labhams gay or not?
>>104582985Don't associate me with likers
Eimi is Free Use! Just bend her over and watch in real time how quickly she goes from telling you to stop for you to go harder! In just two easy steps Eimi Isami can be your living pocket pussy! Call today!
>>104583001They are vtubers, I'll never be with them there is no use having them, stop being weird man.
Is it true Dizzy is no longer desirable to creepy men?
>>104583034Is it gay to get off to yourself specifically?
>>104582958Refer to >>104582683 , its just a party trick not a viable method of anything. Get a tenga if you want something hole like.I've never tried a dildo so wouldn't know>>104582985and Eimi is my wife, whole king of England King Arthur rules with it>>104583034Its like Frederick the Great : Not exactly straight. Eimi is a Fujo and as a compitent Ei-Kun/Goro Akechi/Issei DxD cosplay I do what I must because I can>>104583073Its about the vibe of it, you'll feel when it is or isn't gay
>>104583073Cumming in your own ass is pretty gay yes (and hot too, maybe)
>>104583065Gah dayum Dora gew up
>>104583073Yes and no. For one you'd be attracted to a person of your own gender, on the other hand it is a form of self-love like masturbation. I think it's probably a case by case thing.Uuh Phase Connect
>>104583065She got a breast reduction?
>>104583116Milked, they're smaller when they aren't full
>>104583073physically and spiritually yes since you'd be doing gay acts to yourself, becoming a bitch to yourself still makes you someone's bitch which is gay
>>104583065Dizzy is gross. She isnt desirable to anyone
>>104583097>it's just a party trick not a viable method of anything.you should try going the extra mile and finish inside yourself
>>104583065She got too old for the ugly bastard
>>104583045but what does it have to do with bat's ugly face?if anything her photo is a turn-off, right? so it's doesn't feed into para-socialism
>>104583073 >>104583099 >>104583112 >>104583134At least in my case I'm doing it for the Boss so one of you just ask her next Stream if you're still unsure, the next one is on the 18th of October shes going to play ReWritten a dangonrompa fan game?
>>104583065>>104583116people no longer catcalled her the when she grew olderthey stopped treating her like a princess and just ignored her
>>104582726You are brown
>Lumi doesn't stream>Robert Redford diesevery time
Where streams why are people posting about Eimi
>>104583219we are discussing important labham matters
>>104583196Even in her see-through tops?
>>104582958Nothing beats being penetrated. Get a small sex machine, if you can.
Real image of Eimi Isami
>>104583219They're being gay
>>104583065sluts like her ingored every male who wasn't a giga chad untill she turned 25 and then ignored everyone who wasn't a chad untill recentlyshe gets no sympathy from me
>>104583169Its like being scarred for life everytime I hear her or see her model im reminded of something I don't want to remember.
>>104583112masturbation is gayyou're a homosexual if you masturbate and you belong to LGBT community and other far leftist lunatics and Hitler would gas you cause you deserve to die
>>104583253IS THAT A-
gooner chuds are LGBT people except the stupid kind who cheer on their own death and condemn themselves with their own judgement
*sucks your cock*
>>104583289>t. faggot leftie
>>104583097>Its about the vibe of it, you'll feel when it is or isn't gayGood because I think I'm attractive and my cock is beautiful but I still want to stuff eimi daily and make her my wife. Im not gay.
why are you trying to make this political? We were just talking about selfcest
Calling all rratmancers! Dizzy said something big is happening this week during Phase weekly. Minto posted this schedule.
>>104583414This. I'd rather read posts about fucking yourself or sucking your own dick than some shit about politics. Im saying this unironically.
>>104583420Why would Mint give a cut to Fishfag?
>>104583420Wow, that's interesting
>>104583420>Dizzy said something big is happeningfake news
>>104583420First official signing for PhaseCon26
>>104583375So Being attracted to your own body sexually is being auto-sexual (attracted to one's self) which is different from homosexuality (man attracted to another man)and also while you may want to stuff Eimi, daily or just once, she is still rightfully mine because the King Arthur Rules Sword in the stone become the king of England Ei-kun Cosplayer gets the Isamis it is how it is I don't make the rules
>>104582583POV: You just stepped into a seedy Berlin swinger club somewhere around Tempelhof.
>>104583335Shut up, Clara.
>>104583375I find my cock a bit too veinyand also don't like the hair on the shaft but that's on me for not using the cream more often
Sleepy's tits are too big
>>104583420Didn't sakana say to mint something like "we don't want you anymore lol" or something like that.That nigga is autistic asf
>>104583420ANOTHER big Phase Weekly?! We're saying no more Dizzy, we cant take anymore, but she just keeps delivering win after win.
Hag sex
>>104583420Why does she look like Saba-chan?
Why does mari bother with schedules still? Making them seems pointless since she doesnt stick to them
>>104583441Now that I think about it Lia was suspiciously happy yesterday
>>104583420sexpest auditions opening
>>104581520I support cancelling liberals for mocking Charlie Kirk, but I can't bring myself to support it for my favourite corpos Hololive and Phase.I actually like Phase, unlike some of the antis here.
>>104583520I'm pretty sure she's on stimulant meds. She kept talking about her vacuum she bought just for her room so she wouldn't have to lug the house one to her room, and she could vacuum every day, some times multiple times a day.
>>104583531I'm the opposite, I don't like Clara at all but am ideologically opposed to canceling on principle.
>>104583531>I actually like Phase, unlike some of the antis hereI like the streamers themselves not sakana and phase connect. Just to make that clear.
Which phaser has the most pronounced areolas
>>104583569based
>>104583531I thought he was a free speech absolutist?
Which phaser has the naturally darkest labia
>>104583474I don't want to get pooped on.
>>104583580>>104583598Now These are the real (non gay) questions! Fuck thats hard to say...
>>104583435Why would she have given Gunrun a cut?
>>104583531She made the rules anon. It's not up to us.
>>104583621Sakana buys her shit without even being in the company
>>104583598The black one.
Proof?
So when it all comes down to it. If you fuck Eimi would she make autistic hamster noises or would she make shitty zoomer jokes to distract herself from feeling too good?
>>104583592I'm not him. Anyway, as liberals say, free speech doesn't mean freedom from consequences :^)I support striking them down with their own disgraceful tactics.>>104583570I mean, I like Phase in that it gives something for the girls to belong to. Sakana doesn't seem like so bad a person, although maybe I'm just too new? What has Sakana done that is so wrong?
>>104583580Probably pippa I always figured she has weirdly large puffy ones
>>104583598Muyu, obviously.
>>104583658Hampter squeaks the whole time
>>104583663>What has Sakana done that is so wrong?Be a massive faggot ruining multiple streams when he shouldn't even be there or if he is he shouldn't be speaking.
Post your fat fucking cock already
>>104583658Unfortunately I may be too big for her not that she couldn't get used to it but Autistic girls are more sensitive down there than non autistic onesSo if she just let it happen Hamster Sounds but if she gets too stimulated but wants to go through with it Jokesif she doesn't let it go in probably jokes to, she seems like the type to care if she can't please her man
>>104583689Isn't he a good straight man?
>>104583531As a day one Clara viewer, thete was something different about her compated to the other phase girls. I posit that she was never a real phase member in spirit. Don't feel bad that she's gone, she doesn't.
>>104583335evangelicals are the woke chuds that are against normal things like sexuality because it hurts their feelings
>>104583531Clara killed millions
>>104583531>>104583570>>104583569>>104583627>>104583727why are you Larping here?
Clara should release a MW2 trickshot compilation
>>104583720Only if you post yout bussy
Clara should apologize so we can all move on.
>>104583569I kneel
>>104583722She's a fatty fat fat. I'm sure she can handle your choad.
>>104583723No, he steals 50% of you superchats to give to mint or spend on $400 steaks. He even tried to make chromuchromu order one and got mad when she didnt because it was stupid. That's where your money goes when you wonder why your oshi still hasn't gotten a new fit.
>>104583435access to botnet
>>104583786Why are you larping as a clara fan
Sakana should do PUBG Mobile kill montages again
>>104583813you forget he is a richfag without phase
>>104583848Then stop stealing the 50% I give to my oshi.
>>104583569sameit's good that leftists are able to post their dumbass political opinions because theat way they make it known they're mentally ill to normal people so you can avoid them
>>104583531I watch Clara's karaokes and that's about it. She was always a bit too hyper for me to watch regularly.Otherwise I don't give a shit at all. I do not care what she does outside the clara account. Just stream already and give me karaoke. I don't care about some irrelevant political drama
>>104583786Take your meds
>>104583720even if I could post it on here, which I can't last time I checked this was a relatively sfw board,I would have to shave down there and get out the whole costume the cameras and get a note card to write the post number on.its a lot of work and I have high standards for when I show off my body so just hole on to the image attached for now and maybe catch me some other time.
>>104583845Clara should play PUBG with sakana and use the kar98k
>>104583720I cant because I sent it to a few vtubers and cosplayers they would know its me.
>>104583921What does it matter at that point
gay ass thread
>>104583034Ain't nothing gay about lubing up your own asshole, getting your body and balls twisted into just the right position so you can literally fuck yourself.
why does using a fleshlight not give brain fogI can coom 3 times in an hour with one but god forbid I use my hand
>>104583799How would a vtuber apologize for something that happened in their RM account? They'd have to acknowledge their real identity in the process.
>>104583965Just the way your body works, I've gotton it to 3 shots in a row on a good day with prep time by hand aloneand as for a "Fleshlight" the Phase Connect Official ones are coming out around November, or so I hear
Hoochie mama I love Runie!
>>104584014Will they be molded like Rie suggested
>>104583935Because its not here. I know 2 people who come here that are my bros and I dont really need them seeing my cock.
>>104583964why is this so specific
>>104583964That's not possible.
Why is it so small anon?
This is the gayest loop so far
>>104583943>>104584081Same energy
>>104584051 >>104584069Read back a few replies, thats literally the 5th message of this thread.
>>104584081It fits perfectly inside her loli pussy
I bet Eimi was here
[Lumi News] she has the Hershey squirts
>>104584137She ate Dizzy's box? Of takeout?
>>104584137Let's see pupi draw that
>>104583689Sakana gets his dick rided so hard by the other fans on twitter. I wouldnt be suprised if he set up a dick sucking booth at the next con he's at and it says "give me a blowjob" and you'd have every faggot lined up talking about how based he is for that
TMTF
>>10458408117cm isn't small...
>>104584238He'd have them pay for it as well.
Mine is 15cm
>>10458428017cm length?and what Circumference?
>>104584305Where's the poop stain?
I can rape loki. I believe that i can do it.
>>104584320about 15cm
>>104584349https://youtu.be/elIxCkdFChw1.3x the average length 1.28x the average girth 290.06ml In a room of 10000, 6 would be bigger. I'd say you'd have a good chance with Clara but then again who wouldn't
>>104584320Anon over here is creating a detailed data base about our penises
Does anyone have the sponsored Pippa Azur Lane stream? I can't get it to load on my phone for some reason. I pulled it up last night, but when I went to finish it this morning it didn't work.
>>104584543This is Lab Ham Science,
>>104584360This is the kind of Labham I thought I knew. All these experimenters coming out of nowhere confused me
>>104583965>>104584014Try fucking your hand with hip movements instead of jerking off. That helps.
>>104584561Is this it? it has a link to download it in the description https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DGPYBX80Jgand I guess this is a clip reel from ithttps://youtu.be/FhLaY17zyGkHope this helps you :D
who should I masturbate today
>>104584644Me
>>104582515damn lemme see bro
>>104584644>>>/lgbt/41051897
>>104584710That's really hot, would suck
>>104584573go back to the discord
>>104584710I want to get violated with that cock
I will be brave. I dont like penises
>>104584746I don't think I would,>>104584710 I would suggest shaving, Hairy Fujo Hamster most likely doesn't like Unkempt Hairy Lab hams like that
Dicks on 2D boys that basically look like girls are hot
>>104584535even that above average I still want a bigger oneis it just coded in our genetics to want a bigger one or something
I only really watch Eimi and i've kinda exhausted ways I can make talking out our penises relate to Her so if anyone else has speculation on Other phasegirls' preferences I'm all ears. its better than talking about that Clara drama at least
>>104584869Anything over 7 in in length becomes useless if you don't know how to fuck and your girl doesn't like fornices penetration.Say bye bye to being able to go balls deep in women for the most part.
Rie's fertile womb.
>>104584850So true brother
https://youtu.be/KZk_v6z1_PM
I think my 16.7cm penis would be excellent for eimi, dizzy or rie
>>104584937I know that any bigger would be impractical (and it's likely my current size would be impractical for some already)but there's still something within me that wants it to be bigger
>>104584919Have you tried talking about pussies and tits instead
>>104584995They would love it, I mean this sincerely.
Did someone release it by accident or what?
>>104585051Why is anon lying to me?
>>104585051Dizzy stop posting here, go stream more.
>>104585008Tits are cool but pussy is ugly or gross looking 80% of the time
>>104585051Post the Dokuros or go live
>>104582703She did? Shameful.
>>104584995 >>104585004Your Information aren't quite complete there. Girth is equally important especially as the size increases. if you could calcsd is a good place to start.But remember its more about the Girl you're with than the size you have or how you use it.and I think Eimi likes something a bit above a 8"x6" since that helps me. :D good luck
>>104585008I have a penis so it's easier to talk about that...
>>104584847Only a total faggot does manscapingNow let me ride that cock nigga
>>104585153It's also really easy to post ;)
>Kiba and Kana stream more now than they did when they were in PhaseIntriguing. I wonder why that is? Surely it's not because Kevin takes a fat cut he uses to fuel his obsession with cons and that leaves most of his talents unmotivated to stream.
>>104585147I don't think she can fit that... but good luck
>>104585182Or it could be that lazy BPD menheras have to stream more now when they have practically nobody watching or they will be back to sucking cock behind kwikemart in notime.
>>104585182pretty sure Kana streams like once in 5 years
/pcg/ more like /lgbt/
>>104585051>ISRAEL
where streams
>>1045852438tomos
Pftf
>>104585317Grim fandango
>>104585243This is Important Labham Science. 100% needed to sell more coffee
>>104585230Kiba has more viewers now though.
Thinking about telling Lumi she's a good girl and headpatting her on stream so that I can hear her vomit
>>104585317Yet another tuber lost to German swinger parties.
imo the threads have been slowly but steadily improving from an absolute nadir 1-2 months ago. Maybe a threadshitter or two left this place for good.
>>104585379Ive just calmed down
>>104585317Phasers are too paranoid. Maybe Loki would
Lumi owes me handjobs
erina owes me breastmilk
>>104583420>Dizzy said something big is happening this week during Phase weeklyDizzy says this literally every single week.
>>104585317I wonder if I can swindle some tard to buy my kaneko lumi coins so I can go all in on Finnish lumi.
>>104585379You would say that, homo
>>1045853798tomos got bored
>>104585433This makes the most sense.
>>104584335
Why is money spent on researching cures for HIV when it would be a net benefit to humanity if all blacks and homosexuals just died off?
>>104585379Nobody cares about what you think or your reports on thread quality just go die man.
>>104585021Thanks anon that makes me happy to hear
>>104585433They're literally here ERPing
>>104585317I was there, unicorns we are still safeholy fuck she was so fucking hot in person, those thighs man made me almost lose it, had to act all stoic or i would have gone awoooooga
>>104585379Good post.
>>104585147I think maybe 5" circumference I'm not sure
>>104585433(You) were one of the ones shitting up the thread with politics the past few days.
what is loki really. I don't believe she's a rapist.
>>104585425Im willing to give some finncoins for tenma coin if you have
>>104585458You're welcome.
>>104585472I bet she is not the kind of woman who gets dicked down on the regular.
>>104585451Why do you think bill gates is funding it.
GTA guerilla lmbo
>>104585515Unironically she seemed a bit shy and tistic but in a good way, she also had a habit of pitching her leg/thigh when she felt embarrassed
Since we're on the topic of non Phase chubas, I watched the Pippa minecraft tournament vod and the girl that helped her grief has the best voice I've heard from a vtuber in a good while.I'm happily subbed to her now. It's like if Lisa had a personality besides getting dicked down at rock concerts.
>>104585577AHHHHHHH CUWUWUWUWUWUWTE make it stop
>>104585593who?
>>104585472How much money did you have to pay
>>104585593she's great. Sounds like a mix of fauna & ember. Phase her In.
>>104585481If you're the 7inch guy then Very Respectable1.29x the average length 1.08x the average girth 1.51x the average size overall 6.94fl oz In a room of 10000, 517 would be bigger.Thank you for taking part in the survey Labham
>>104585593What's her name? Lisa is indeed groupie hole coded.
>>104585620Lulu lasso
>>104585516they don't actually care about curing hiv they study it to replicate its functions which they used to help create the covid gene therapy
>>104585317Isn't Lumi like 180cm tall? She towers over most people
>>104585620https://www.youtube.com/@LuluLasso
>>104585472Lucky bastard
>>104585593Oh you mean Lulu?Yeah she’s nice.She interacts with my oshi Zuzu a bunch.
I want a tall mature woman to pin me down onto a mattress and use me in the Amazon positionPFTF?
>>104585642As another Labham I'm 21cm length 6.7" circumference. Eimi will take all of it like the good girl she is.
>>104585667She sounds almost exactly like Nimi which weirds me tf out.
>>104585618She was so adorable, her voice is even cuter irl>>104585628Non? You don't pay to meet up with chuubas anon.other than the money to get there, which perhaps i played perhaps i didnt, i can't say or it would reveal who i am
Stop having such long and girthy penises.
>>104585662>>104585667Oh yeah i remember her nowIf i remember it right she is also prettt based and chuddy
>>104585642Me next. 7.3 inches long by 5.7 inches in girth
>>104585719payed*sorry
>>104585706>>104585755First off You're wrong second off put it in the calculator yourself. I gotta sing dissonance and discord in the shower then take a napCalculator is https://calcsd.info/
>>104585593Lisa isn't lile that
>>104585664She is tall for a woman but standard for men no? I swear I've seen her cosplay and she looked normal next to people aside from being absolutely gorgeous.
>>104585716She really doesn't. It's much more affected
>>104585472I saw her at VeXpo last year, genuine sweetie
Why is Tenma on meds?
>>104585810She has a heart condition if you mean that
>>104585778How am I wrong I measured my penis and posted the numbers?
>>104585778>2.05 times the averageNice.
>the Clara meltdown ended after only 3 daysChuds are so pathetic
>>104585433Finally, it was getting lonely there without their shapely butts and slutty waists.
>>104585829Sorry I meant the guy who said >>104585706 " Eimi will take all of it like the good girl she is."Shes not taking his, shes taking mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJRUXB9xI-c>I love BBWI'm not sure /pcg/ can watch her, she's doesn't feed into their cuck fantasies.
>>104585842>endedNot exactly. PR yabs like that are self-referential. It'll be brought back up next time she fucks up.
>>104585778>>104585830don't forget to switch to western averagemost people are chinese/indian...
>>104585854No no she is definitely taking mine and cumbun will join in cosplaying as eimi too. I'll fight you on this.
Hot take: hayposting is good for the thread.
>>104585886still 1.83 times the average
>>104585842Do you want me to loop the same thing for days on end? Need her to come back so there's material to mix into the anti post. Like pushing a snowball down a hill.
>>104585866We like neo-Fauna in here.
>>104585866there's no cuck fantasies herewe all want to bone chuubas ourselves
>>104585930not here that's to be expected. But on xitter the fans were saying "this isn't going away" and "you can't ignore this" and it turns out it did go away and phase could indeed ignore it.
>>104585938>neo-FaunaThe perfect cucktuber then
>>104585906
>>104585938Unironically if her announcing her marriage helps normalize it and bring down the stigma about being in a relationship then it'll kill 90% of anti material and vtubing will become a nicer place.
>>104585842I wonder if she still wears pigtails... I want to pull her handlebars while I fuck her ass.
>>104585906>haypostingI wonder who can be behind this post...
>>104585963/pcg/ doesn't need cuck fantasy when there's plenty of cuck reality.
>>104585906I wish anons would also post about their smol pps too, would make the other posters feel less bad being near average and not one of the monster pcg cocks
>>104585842What are you talking about?We literally had it last thread and on this thread
>>104586009haha yeah near avarage...
Back to infinity gta rp streams.
>>104586008>he drew the mole
>>104585906>offtopic is okay when I like itNice summation of the atrocious moderation pre-hack
>>104585919yeah volume is easy to game if you have a nice girth
>>104585987What are her views on average post lore update?
>>104585938Nice try cuckling.
Which Phaser is the loudest when she masturbates
>>104586033how much does a guitar stream cost????
>>104585987You're delulu. Why would normalfags care to watch a vtuber unless they were EXTREMELY entertaining, OR it becomes a fair weather fad.
>>104586064Tenma
>>104586038there is nothing wrong with offtopic if it passes vibe check
>>104586009Then post about your near average one if you want. We aren't going to stop you. All the data is significant.its science and shit and we're the LABhams not the penisshamehams.So Length, Gurth, Volume, how many bigger out of 10,000 and your Favorite Phase Girl. We put it in an Excel document and see just see who comes out on time (spoiler its Eimi)
>>104586008I should get in touch with that guy
>>104586078Shut up retard
>>104586072>Why would you watch a streamer unless they're entertaining That's their job. They're entertainers not emotional prostitutes.
>>104585987Maybe, but without me. This is my escape from the world of... relationships? I guess. Do I really have to flee to the hellish places that are incel communities just to escape misery?
>>104586032just post it with a ":3" and people will love you>>104586093I'm one of the big ones, already posted earlier
>>104586093>who comes out on timeyou mean on top?
>>104586098>papakin pulls in from work and the trailer is rocking
>>104586110They'll just watch flesh streamers
>>104586128yea,I do mean who comes out on top. I'm like really tired and just staying awake because I love a good scientific study.
I'm not blackpilled. I don't blame anyone else for my own failings. I just follow chuubas for the music & some noise to fill in the silence.
>>104586098>>104586132It's kinda funny that after all the early career drama Pippa is one of the very few girls who's actually single and the only white one who is.
>>104586156>and onto the gaslightinglmao, no one's stopping you femanon. Go ahead and do it.
when is lumis
>>104586156It either applies to you or it doesn't. If it does, there is nothing you can do. And if it doesn't, you can't even comprehend it.
>>104586189Poking her cheeks with a thumb tack so she cant inflate them
I only watch my oshi because I am madly in love with her if I got an irl 3D gf I would probably stop watching vtubers all together
>>104586164what's funnier is that women are so obsessed with owning le chuddy boys that they spend half their day cuckposting with years outdated info between failing to get an internet fanbase and crying in discord
>>104586009>>104586032>>104586123What about the ones who are 21 cm?
>>10458606530 GTA streams and 15 Street fighter streams.
>>104586181>>104586202No I'm not saying there's no emotional connection in it for me. It's just that I'm not cynical about it. It's nice to be able to chat with someone about hobbies you enjoy. There's not a deeper meaning about women or society in it for me.
>>104586229Convert to it to Inches rounded down or convert your other measurements to metric and round down. Better safe than sorry, over estimating would lead to accusations
>>104584014I’ve never bought one, or any Phase merch, but I’d buy that if they released it.
>>104586164When I started thinking about it I realized that I hardly ever knew any adult female that was single or remained so for long.
>>104586256Probably because you're one of the homos trawling for cock picks and you see them as your fag hag more than anything
clara please piss in my mouth
>>104586291I'm not gay
>>104585182>spend loads of money on cons instead of just hiring in house clippersi will never understand this, clips are ads that generate money the more they are seen, seems like a win win situation
>>104586310Then you'd lose interest, you just don't know it yet
>>104586280But Lumi said she's never even been on a date
>>104586272Its 8.66 inches
>>104586302Herpes speedrun any %.
I wanted to buy an alien pussy and imagine having sex with Jelly's alien body, but somehow ended on a different part of 4chan that discussed shoving horse dildos after taking lsd. Maybe you, faggots, should go to them instead of shitting up this thread?
Is a fleshlight worth it?
>>104586212Same but I'll never have a gf. It was always over for me.
Pippa isn't a slut
>>104586448Yeah they feel better than using your hand by factors of 100. People always complain about the shame of cleaning it just do it before you shower clean it in there and move on with your day no shame. I used one during dizzys jiggle stream 10/10 would recommend.
>>104586420That's really weird because LSD isn't a very horny drug unless you're candyflipping or something
>>104585642My dick is almost 7 inches but not quite
>>104586357She has lived in penthouses though. Don't have to go on dates to fuck and live together, that's basically what sugarbabying is.
>>104586280Clara is single. Just not on the weekends or when she's on vacation.
>>104586448Yes. The first time i moaned in my life was after using a fleshlight. It just hits different. Even better, if you get a sex doll, even if just the lower half. You'll cum once and almost immediately get hard again, because it hits different.
We're never getting another guitar stream again
>>104586343Maybe with vtubing in general. But the one I follow most (or I guess oshi) probably not.
>>104586555Why doesn't she like playing?
>>104586214Seething
>>104586502>>104586545Where do i buy?Are places i can buy it in person in europe?
Pippoping the Pipcherry
>>104586545>>104586590I thought I was sad.
>>104586590Tenga (the japanese guys) is on Amazon at least in the USA. Thank Fuck I have an Eimi for this so long since shes been posted.
>>104586502>>104586545Allright guess I need to check that out
>>104586590Any sex shop. Place an order and pick it up or go there physically and ask for "one silicone pussy please".
>>104586596>cherry
Why is Pippa so viciously breedable? She shouldn't be conventionally.
>>104586590I know there's an onahole general on /jp/. Pretty sure Fleshlight has an option to stealth the box or something? NTA, I've never bought one.
>>104586635Shes a Rabbit with maniathats what they do
>>104586590Tenga's offical site dont buy sex toys off Amazon its weird cheap Chinese shit that isnt to good on the skin or rips and breaks quick.
>>104586635Shes can be pretty wifey sometimes
>>104586621If you can, get one with ribs, like puni ana spdx(overpriced as fuck).
Only virgins care about bodycount
>>104586680What's her best dish, girl cheese?
>>104586620>>104586645>>104586658Aren't they also a vtuber company?
>>104586706Shut up slut
>>104586706...for hookups.
I think we should do a fuck-off in discord with each other, haha. All of us fuck our sex dolls on camera, the last one to cum loses.
>>104586706Her bodycount is zero (bitch) and she doesn't care. Checkmate, atheists!
>>104586706Im not a virgin and I care sorry femanon I'm not interested in any woman with 6+ it feels nasty knowing. You're better off never mentioning it.
>>104586746Sharing a onahole with another liker...
>>104586746>the last one to cum loses.Shit, mixed it up. The last one to cum wins. The ability to rape a starknight of his choice.
>>104586746Cut the Dolls, we fuck each other in Phase Cosplay We are MEN!And it would be off topic if if wasn't Phasy
>>104586746>>104586780>>104586792>>104586807
>>104586746In the phase connect official discord? Which channel do we use?
>>104586706Depends on the number. Normies all have one, but there’s a limit where even they can get repulsed.
enough gooning you freakshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E62lQq1hDxM
Another phase fuckathon? Catch a stream
>>104586807I wouldn't risk having sex with a man from /pcg/
>>104586824Lisaposter you won't be after I get my hands on your cute, plump little bottom
>>104586746
>>104586840Lumi gonna give me a fade?
>>104586867Femanon, stay away from me pls
I hate when I go to the hairdresser and they do this lean forward.
>>104586891I like wen their boobs press against me haha hehe
>>104586867Word is, he is as flat as Lisa.
>>104586891>hairdresserWhy is it called a hairdresser? They don't dress your hair. They cut it. Should be haircutter.
>>104586688Thanks for the recommendation but I just checked that out and am not comfortable with that, even though I like lolis. I will try a normal one first and see how it goes later down the road
>>104586891Worst is when the hags massage your scalp in the sink real sensual like
>>104586916Lisa has a huge ass tho? She even accedentally admited so on stream a few weeks ago.
This reminds me of when I found Memory's name on an onahole
Pippa is up early. Getting her morning goon sesh out of the way I see
>>104584627Thanks Pippa
Girls with a little experience are way more fun.
>>104586955Freak
>>104586944As a socially inept autist, this bother me so much. They always ask if I want a hair wash, but I don't know if it's because they think my hair is gross, so I always end up taking it. But I really don't want to
asking hairdresser lumi to trim my pubes for the 5th time whenever I went to her saloon
>>104587006*fingers ur ass*
>>104586997Blacked cuck gtfo
>>104587023This man knows
>>104586997>immy>a little
>>104587032You gonna get stripes?
>>104587035Lisa would never let you do that, she would box you
>>104586706If you are really down bad for a hookup, maybe. In any other situation it's a huge turn-off
>>104587040>Blacked cuckIs there some vallure lore I missed out on?
Uoooohhh Lumi asmr on the telly
>>104586475lol, lmao
>>104586891My dentist is even worse I'm laying on my back while shes is resting her fat tits against my head or shoulders I swear shes into me.
>>104586714>Spreading Pippa's labia to get some girl cheesemmmmm, yummy
>>104587032jonathan yaniv over here wanting his balls waxed kek
>>104587130My dentist does the same but I respect her. Her daughter is cute and I like the stories we exchange while I get my teeth cleaned/checked
>>104586997Immy looks like what Clara says on instagram.
>>104587130The assistant at my former dentist had to use a step stool to use that suction thing that collects your saliva. I always thought it was funny that she couldn't reach that far
Lumi could really do good asmr with her non-annoying low voice she RARELY uses
>>104587169What mean
>>104587090Theres a poopcolor who keeps spaming it like erina bmaf
>>104587193They could all do that, really
>>104587130My dentist is a tiny 4'11" korean girl with glasses, looks like thevplushie
I'm only like 4 and a half inches....
>>104587222kek
>>104587231Just cut it off at that point
>>104587231it's okay you're still growing
>>104587231Take estrogen
>>104587256They serve pints at that shop?
>>104587090There's a Pinpal who's into it, i saw him posting in /vcuck/ earlier today
Imagine Lumi's soft breasts pushed up against the back of your head during all this...
>>104587286I been to some barbers that give you a non-alcoholic beer
>>104587231Thats a prettyvdecent size, most men are only 5-6"
>>104587328This but Pippa
I'm not baking, someone else do it
Is it true that Mari sucks the color off m&m minis??
>>104587347>Pippa>Breasts
>>104587328Then remember she wouldn't be caught dead at a job like that.
>>104587365The only thing Mari sucks is cock
thread>>104587379>>104587379>>104587379
>>104587365Halloween soon
>>104587365No she said she sucks off colords
>>104587231I really wonder how many pcg dicks gumbun has seen and the average. We have a wide range it seems only the biggest or smallest ones share.
>>104587400yeah, no
>>104587400Fucks sakes
>>104587372She's b cup the least
>>104587400Fucking Pipkun bake...
rotten bread
>>104587400Pipkun cant you try this when you make a good comic strip? The op is really not it.
>>104587231That's enough for a girl with a small pussy anon.It won't win any prizes but it will get the job doneServiceable penis
>>104587090She bought a white dildo once and when she opened it up the dildo was broken.You can tell this is a genuine accident because the color on the box (she showed it) was a white penis.>Uh this doesn't look like Peter lolThen her pinpals got a bit insecure and she threw it in the bin and got a new one because she loves them and cares about their feelings.It was based on the average pinpals size and color etc so it was supposed to be white.It is gone, never seen again so it definitely got binned.Now the occasional bl*cked weirdo pops up about it because there was a catalogue bait thread.And that's the full story No she doesn't prefer dark skin.Her type and the man she envisions her chat to look like is Andrew from Andrew and leyley, which is also kayfabe because of the incest brother sister relation she has with her pinpals. Lore.
Perceive Her radiance.Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.Captivate those with Her light.Obey only Her brilliance.Aimen.
actual bread when
>>104588033Too many people already decided to use the bread.