RIP twitch vtubers.
can i blame the bongs for this
>>104592898yes
>>104592825What are the odds Youtube will eventually have to follow suit due to UK laws?
>>104592825I saw a video of someone using the villain from Half-Life making faces in Gmod and it was able to pass the face verification thing, so it's probably not all that smart.
>>104592825>VTubers spend the entire stream scanning their faces ???
>>104592937youtube already doing ai age estimation in burgerland since lasr month
>>104592959I was thinking similar, I'm sure just like with adblocking someone will have a counter to this with a virtual face
are they going o banned using defferen gender avatar too? just like ZEN and CLIO?
>>104592898Fucking Starmer.
>>104592825>twitch "vtubers" (pokimane with an avatar)good riddance
>>104592990are you having a stroke
>>104592825>open article>British only
>>104592978adblocking doesnt work on twitch
>>104592898u can blame the global rise of facism
Just bongs
>>104593122RIP Shondo
>>104593138lollmao even
>>104593162You can play sarcastic laughing games all you want but it is true
>>104593199https://github.com/pixeltris/TwitchAdSolutions#twitchadsolutions
>>104592825"twitch vtubers" won't have an issue with this. The faggots aren't even vtubers in the first place because they don't do keyfabe, fleshstream, and post #VtuberVsIRL all the time.They're not real vtubers.
>>104592898Nope this one is on america some US states are passing similar ID laws to the bongs these are hidden in a bunch of new child protection act bills. Which is why twitch is doing this. It's not only the bongs fault anymore. You can blame lazy fucking parents who can't bother parenting anymore and retarded government officials who can't be bothered to read good anymore.
>>104593491but this is only for the uk for now. don’t blame the burgers for uk getting fucked with twitch age verification.
>>104593122>>104593491I retract my statement you can blame bongs but the US is indeed trying to do this too make no mistake it's coming our way if those bills keep getting passed
>>104592825"Good."
>>104592937They already use AI to assume your age from the content you consoom and sneakily blocks some content for you... Yes they will follow suit
>>104592898Yes, blame their mutt dogs too
>>104593359There are Vtubers on Twitch that don't fleahstream or fleashpostAnd no doxx or images before their Vtubing careers don't count
>>104592825200% sure they will sell your ugly face for 1 zimbabwean dollar.
zen going to be mad about this
>>104593974Why? It's not asking to scan his penis.
>>104593645Any moment now. Once we finally get TV licenses and mandatory national ID voting, then ID scan to watch vtubers will be merely 40 years away.
>>104592990Zentreya just gonna get that chick to pose for him again.
>>104593909>There are Vtubers on Twitch that don't fleahstream or fleashpostSure, but do they have a character? Do they have any kayfabe?>images before their Vtubing careers don't countYes they do.
>>104592825oh no no no nokanikeks?? oh wait saba is on youtubewe good
>>104593122it's an inevitability that this will be a global thing for shit like youtube, twitch, tiktok within the next few years
Shouldn't the parents decide what can their kids watch or not?
>>104592825Good.
>>104594416But I'm too laaaaaazy. Why can't I just slap a phone on my kid's face and let the internet take care of the little fuck? Oh, because there's child-unsafe content on the internet? GUVNAAAAAAHHHH RESTRICT ARTISTIC FREEDOMS SO THAT I CAN BE LAZY
>>104594409If you really believe that (you don't), then you already know it would not be a problem because the entire world enforcing shit like that means everyone would just accept it like normal as they do with anything else the government forces on them. Most major countries already long ago accepted tons of content should not be allowed to be purchased through real currency and nobody cares.
>>104594416that would imply its done to protect the kids and not using the kids as an excuse to get rid of something i dont like
I'm guessing the zoomer britbongs are easily bypassing this shit, so what's the point? Just not getting in legal trouble while giving money to whoever makes these shitty age verifiers?
>>104594129Its closer than that do your research about the laws were trying to pass right now don't be a retard its coming https://itif.org/publications/2025/07/07/supreme-court-ruling-sparks-age-checks-heres-a-smarter-fix/
>>104594574>so what's the point?data-gathering on law-abiding citizens for the purposes of intimidationever watched those videos of bong cops trying to break into people's houses because they didn't pay their TV license?
>Hey dad, can I use your face real quick? I need to watch mousey's donothon onegaiKWAB
>>104594617>paying for cableis this the 90s?
>noo I need to talk to 14 year olds online
>>104592959wait a secondcould we just use vroid avatars to bypass it?
>>104593230holy BTFO and anon was never seen again KEK
>>104592825kekLiggers are DONEYoutube and corpos winning yet again
>>104594416No, corrupt progressive megacorporations must raise your children, comrade.
>>104595110youtube and google already have this
>>104595110you were saying?
>>104592937Youtube already did this I'm not in Europe and one of my accounts already got flagged. Even though it's attached to a 20 year old Google account. I haven't even tried verifying but they keep emailing me about it and want me to verify to watch content.
>>104594635>Hey dad, can I use your face real quick?Imagine if your daughter said this
>>104592825Age verification is a scam anyway, it's pushed by powerful lobby groups who invested heavily into the technology and want to make it mandatory everywhere because it means they get paid every time it's used, it's an actual goldmine for them.Watch them ratchet up the requirements and make people face scan (thus pay the AV companies) every time a site is opened or logged into (despite having previously verified)
>>104595110Its genuinely shocking how dumb the average human is maybe this is why lawmakers think they can just hide this type of censorship and agressive data gathering under convenient lies like "protecting the heckin wholesome sauce kids"
>>104592825There's no lolibait streamers on twitch so this wont impact anyoneyoutube on the other hand...
>>104593230>needing all that this pajeet shit just to watch use your pajeet siteLMAOOOOOOtwitchcucks are fucking pathetic. as expected of whore watchers
>>104595237its hilarious how this hits viewers of saba and biboo since it thinks people watching are children
>>104595458>he doesn't knowkek
>>104593491>You can blame lazy fucking parents who can't bother parenting anymoreIt is never about protecting children. This is just the camoflauge they use to get retards on the right to defend big brother laws.
>>104595353>thinkBrother, they don't "think" they can do it. They "know" they can do it and they have been doing it for a long time. "Think of le children" works, unfortunately
>>104595458I don't use twitch you stupid monkey, I was just showing that it's trivial to block twitch ads. And ad blockers are not "pajeet shit" you mong, they make the internet a better place.
>>104595408THE prototypical EN lolituber is a twitcher though (the only time I bothered to watch a twitchtuber)
>>104594129>>104594586Did Texas just recently ban anime or something? Hows that going for them?
>>104594983You have nothing to lose by trying
RIP loli baiting vtubers*
>>104595408I could see chibidoki being flagged by this lmao
>>104593645Mississippi is the only state that passed anything as invasive as the Britisher law, SCOTUS denied an injunction against it on procedural grounds but said if the case makes it back to them it'll most likely be ruled unconstitutional.
>>104595408>>104597876Imagine being this retardedLearn to separate reality form fiction, retardWhoever gets the age verification is indiscriminate
>>104598335>indiscriminateit's actually based on a bad algorithm and one's appearance may as well trigger it too. Why don't you use your head instead of making it personal because your feelies are hurt :(
>>104598498Why don't you stop being a retarded schizo first
>>104598498based on the bad algorithm we decided that you're too stupid to be on the platform and banned your account
we need to genocide all "westoid" who cant separate reality from fiction
>>104592825it wont actually show it im guessing retard
>>104595182>Pajeet nationI still remember him being forced to post stuff from facebook because he couldn't steal anything 4chan while it was dead.That was the funniest thing he ever did.>>104598086They already ruled the Texas's ID law which requires you to give the government your state ID to look at porn sites as constitutional, they're going to rubber stamp the Mississippi law along party lines too.
>>104592825Welcome back the era of facism
Womp womp
>>104594983I'm somewhat sure any anime face will be flagged as children
>>104597714>Did Texas just recently ban animeTexas threatened to make it illegal to host pedo porn even unwillingly and mindgeek (owns most major fleshporn sites) pushed back by voluntarily banning IPs from texas in all of their porn sites. Texas never actually passed anything, no site was blocked under the orders of texas, and it was real porn not anime.
I'm over 30 but last week a grocery store worker threatened to call his manager on me because he didn't believe me and thought I was flashing him a fake ID. Normally I don't put much stock in the "hehe I'm over 30 and still get carded" thing but it was so weird he was actually mad about it and demanded to look more closely at the id to make sure it was real.
>>104601370He wanted your details so he can dox you and show up to rape you fivehead.
>>104601351>Texas never actually passed anything, no site was blocked under the orders of texas, and it was real porn not anime.Not a single of these claims is correct
>>104601370>threatened to call his manager on me...what would that accomplish?
>>104601370back to the kitchen bitch
There will soon be a service where you can pay a small amount of money to see the face of who is calling you faggot online.
>>104602631You say that like it didn't already happen with the tea app leak. It's so stupid. They never learn or listen at all.
twitch pajeets and indiewhores LOSTTrue VTubers(Hololive) won All is good
>>104592825Kick and Rumble will get more popular hopefully.>>104592898We need to liberate the Britain. Make UK Albion Again. While we're at it, we should make France Gaul again.
>>104594667Of course not.The BBC still lives in the 70s.
>>104594667It's a government scam where you're required to pay the loicense even if you don't have cable>https://www.gov.uk/find-licences/tv-licence>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Television_licensing_in_the_United_Kingdom>https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cz9k27yy839o>The licence fee raised £3.8bn for the BBC in the year ending March 2025, according to the corporation's latest annual report. >The TV licence fee is currently £174.50 a year, up from £169.50 in 2024. It costs £58.50 for black and white TV sets.>Money raised from the licence fee pays for BBC shows and services, including:>Eight TV channels multiple national and local radio stations, BBC iPlayer the BBC website podcasts apps including those covering news, sports, CBeebies and weather>You need a TV Licence if you:>Watch or record live TV on any channel or service>If a colour television licence is not purchased for an address, TV Licensing agents—known as "visiting officers", "enquiry officers" or "enforcement officers"—make unannounced visits to the address>TV Licensing may apply to a magistrate (or a sheriff in Scotland) for a search warrant as part of the enforcement process.>In 2014, 204,018 people were prosecuted or fined for TV licence offences>Licence evaders are liable for prosecution and a fine of up to £1,000 in the UK.>In 2004, the BBC reported that "Almost 70% of people in the UK want changes to the way the BBC is funded", following an ICM poll for their current affairs programme Panorama, which showed that 31% were in favour of the existing licence fee system, 36% said the BBC should be paid for by a subscription and 31% wanted advertising to pay for the programmes.>In 2013, according to an ICM poll for the Sunday Telegraph, 70% stated that the BBC licence fee should be abolished or cut. 49% of those polled believed the fee should be scrapped altogether.>In December 2019, a Savanta ComRes poll indicated that 2 out of 3 want the BBC licence fee abolished or reformed.A few days later, a Public First poll conducted for BBC Radio 4's Today Programme found that 74% of respondents want the licence fee abolishedAt least your oshi is optional to send them money through stream elements or buy merch so you get something for your money.
>>104592825KEKYPOW serves them right
>>104593138Only if you're retarded
>>104609192>Thinking this won't eventually come to you
>>104609657If he was smart enough to keep up with the domestic court challenges already being denied he wouldn't be raughing
>>104592966yes but only on my own personal government spy device not anyone else's
>>104595496nta, I'm still yet to get that popupuBlock Origin just werks
>>104609165Imagine not using a greyscale monitor.
>>104595798I've seen this type on /g/, they think blocking ads is poorfag shit as if malware ridden ads weren't still the norm
>>104594258kill yourself doxxnigger
>>104594416>parentsasking single mother garbage to do any parenting is hate speech in the UK
>>104595346stop noticing
>>104597714yep. hollywood lost based on merit so they gotta outlaw the competition
>>104610043Yeah it's super funny when you look under the hood and see the verification fee going to a private company. It's the patriot act and TSA all over again magicking hundreds of millions of dollars of profit out of thin air to the detriment of society and the constitution
>>104609165can we just nuke the UK?
>>104610064Maybd they could try hiring good scriptwriters, and maybe even spring for some good directors?
>>104609958I think it's mostly some burgerland states (the common suspects on making the most retarded decisions, like texas or commiefornia) and UK.We've reached a point where being a non-UK yuropoor or a third world shitter is an advantage for watching streams.
>>104610612>the common suspects on making the most retarded decisions, like texas or commieforniaBut aren't Texas and California on the opposite ends of the political spectrum? Why do so many of their policies end up looking the same?
>>104610072lol don't look up the company musk outsourced twatter verifications to
>>104610662It's a uniparty that pretends to be at odds to sustain the controlled opposition to nip any actual populist party from restoring fundamental rights. It's about stripping rights from both sides while astroturfing it behind ideological crusades while the national debt skyrockets and the tax revenue wasted paying fucking interest on said debt is comic villain ludicrous.
>>104592825so w hat stops someone holding a picture to a camera?
>>104592825Twitch is probably not gonna exist soon anyway
>>104593359>keyfabeYou sound like one of those retarded underage Twitter Hololive reposters. I say reposter, not watcher, because none of you watch them.Basically nobody in Hololive does KAYfabe to any serious extent and if you think they do you're retarded. Saying "peko" every other sentence isn't fucking kayfabe. Same applies to Nijisanji, same applies to 774inc, Re:Act, same applies to Phase Connect, same applies to V4M, same applies to Idol / ChromaSHIT.You want Kayfabe? Watch videos, because basically nobody that streams does actual kayfabe.Or go watch the WWE, there's a million times better kayfabe there than literally every vtuber that has existed, even the shittiest wrestlers.Damn near every major vtuber talks about their IRL activities every stream.
>>104594416because kids are more "intelligent" (not wiser) and tech-savy so they will bypass those restrictions unless their parents work in techthere were studies for example with access to adult content on youtube that showed like 70% of kids can bypass standard parent control solutions
>>104593491>>104593645>>104594129you guys have been living under a rock for the past month i seeOfcom which is a british government affiliated organisation has launched a blackmail campaign against american social platforms. There was a general initiative to launch a lawsuit against that and no media platform other than 4chan and farms joined it.I guess mods wanted to hide the fact 4chan joined forces with the hated 'dox-niggers'. I recommend reading the thread about it on farms. Basically we got a handful of very weak lawyers that are working for free who were hoping other less infamous platforms would join the lawsuit so they're also unmotivated that they have to defend websites they personally find to be the worst places on the clearnet. And they're set against the entire british government and democrat-controlled big tech who are looking to profit from data mining and political censorship involved with age verification
>>104595458the developers of these add-ons are white thoughit's the pajeets that are brought to USA against everyone's wishes by the ZOG government that are working tirelessly and ruining previously whiteman-built software to bypass adblock solutions and ruin the experience for the users
>>104605447just nuke london and the surrounding areas>>104595298>despite being a 20 yo accountfuck this shit
>>104599770do you come from an alternative universe or what?