A thread dedicated to the lovable Blonde Thief turned Bounty Hunter with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold!Doki Hornet! Edition~>Her Youtube channelhttps://www.youtube.com/@Dokibird>Her Twitch channelhttps://www.twitch.tv/dokibird>Her VOD channelhttps://www.youtube.com/@DokibirdVODs>Her Twitterhttps://twitter.com/dokibird>Her Shophttps://dokimerch.com/>STREAM Drift Away Dokibird's coverhttps://youtu.be/FRl9gMUQh7U>STREAM The Final Heist MVhttps://youtu.be/zq5KzE4gx6I>STREAM No Matter What DokiMint coverhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT9IdLhAjLg>STREAM Five Nights at Freddy's (by The Living Tombstone) Dokibird's 3D Concert Cover MVhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSq99ScHaNo>STREAM Last Cup of Coffee DokiMint 3D Concert Cover MVhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEj-WEGnx58>OP Saucehttps://x.com/Kalm_ol/status/1966915876890063062Previous thread: >>104503738>>The Selen Tatsuki Archives (Every achievement/memory is still hers, they can't take that away!)https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1-4fUzZTpYRBFJq7zIBdC4Su9_Q_Z3tEthttps://mega.nz/folder/tDQFRADQ#wHu-EgSPIlSnHbal0_lN7whttps://mega.nz/file/pX8kQRTI#bmKDIWRZ4E5HgQU1T5wO-_Z6-6FbidWlkMx8bxhjGwUhttps://archive.ragtag.moe/channel/UCV1xUwfM2v2oBtT3JNvic3w>STREAM Fly High Selen Tatsuki's Original Song & MV (Reupload)https://youtu.be/lDgy_IJyZNA>STREAM Last Cup of Coffee Selen Tatsuki's Cover & MV (Reupload)https://youtu.be/L88r98G4YiM>Play Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery!!https://selentatsuki.itch.io/tatsuki-manor-mystery>Fanart Vaulthttps://mega.nz/folder/bwlkXLbI#-ULC3RJvOgpsV_zl05qicQhttps://mega.nz/folder/fp8U3SZI#a-v6GBMLXHdgFfyHB1l6aw>Our Divegrass team pagehttps://implyingrigged.info/wiki//HAHA/>Divegrass suggestions poll. Got any ideas for the team? Send them over!https://cryptpad.fr/form/#/2/form/view/KSv8HgulFlTfxE+jbdCtmerY51Xn7h0rL5PMTI94qvA/>Thread template. Use this for baking!https://rentry.co/haha-thread-template>Don't be a Dumb Goon and reply to (or even just give attention to) every single bit of bait, shitstirring, tribalism, and/or dramafaggotry out there. Be a Smart Goon, Ignore it and Move on! (Report if you have to though!)
Schedule!
You don't hate the rich enough lol
Jeez
dorkbug love
>>104604545Dokibug ASS
>>104604545nice ass
>>104604545smackin that ass
>Citadel is actually bigDoki...
I forgot Doki is semi unbackseatable
>https://x.com/mont_pha/status/1968031413552435607
>>104605344PLAP the Dokitty
>I'll keep you alive so you'll be sad without your partnerthat's the actual lore...
Do we tell her she needs double jump and harpoon or no?
Oh man she's gonna crash out on that fucking courier's rasher objective.
>>104606130We can tell her next stream
>>104606130next time
DON'T BE A PUSSYBIRD
>>104607570
>>104607570dokichicken
SILENCE D.A.D
doki pee!
DOKI PEE
Bird pee: 2
SHE DID IT!
Okay she's officially ahead of me again but doesn't have double jump
>>104608266NICE
>>104608307The grind starts today then, goon!
Bye Doki...
>>104608307Amazingly, double jump isn't actually necessary to complete the game iirc only if you want to get to act 3 of course
Bye Doki... love the Silksong streams so far
Until next time Doki...
bye, dorkbug...
Good night, Doki!Love you!
bye, doki...
>>104605344Dumb provoking Dokitty...
>>104605344>>104609526A cat is fine too...
Frame: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ku4LE6mBgoU
>>104611861Nice!
>>104611861Awesome
Dork bird
https://x.com/matdes_0/status/1968166764971429998
>>104614540Cute Maidbird
>>104614540Cute bird
>>104616826ENTER
>>104616826Kitty!
https://x.com/_GameSquid/status/1968051617665781951
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/135082430
https://x.com/peagade__/status/1967393379219910995
https://x.com/peagade__/status/1968068979806892207
>>104618001>>104618018SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>104618001>>104618018
>>104617774
>>104618001>>104618018EXTRA THICC
Doki set up a halo 2 stream or I will watch nickmercs play halo today instead.
>>104619017This but Starcraft 2: Wings of Liberty
https://x.com/kamamesigogo123/status/1968302784438226964Suggest doki or like the already exiting doki posts, Kamame could draw her again
>>104620014I did my part o7
>>104620014Did my part!
Ugh, had a horrible workday today.I need to recharge my Dokinium batteries and fast.
>>104620980Sorry to hear that goon... but just over half an hour until Dokium!
I might miss a bit of the stream because I have to go pick up my nephew and niece...
>>104620980>>104621142Goons...
stream has been pushed back to 1pm
>>104621456My Dokinium...
>>104621456>announcement made by the modEither she's VERY sleepy or she's still asleep
Doki extra soon...
She 100% played MR last nightand with me btw
Another 15 mins
>>104622538has she tried not going to sleep at 4/5am every night
>>104622606Yes but turns out going at 6-7am doesn't help.
>>104622624KEK
>>104622606It's like asking a fish to breath on land
>>104622694Why did he do it bros?
>>104622694BRAT
>>104622538>>104622694Eepybird...
>>104622694brat!
Itchio is down it looks like
Oh no
>In Pre-chatDoki...
Itchio is semi deadge ATM. I can get to the Doki jam page but everything is so slow that it might be better to move dokijam yo another day
>>104622954>>104622974Damn. It can be very temperamental in my experience so it might be back up soonish, maybe...
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ku4LE6mBgoU
Now!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ku4LE6mBgoU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ku4LE6mBgoUnow!
ENTERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ku4LE6mBgoU
>>104623167Give it 5 mins. Itchio has it’s moments. Just time for the usual zatsu.
Didn't she download all the games? Why is itch.io being down an issue?
So what's wrong with DVR being on btw?
>>104623279I can already hear she saying ”but why would I download them when they are online” *Insert cute laugh*
>>104623279All of the games? No some of them yes. She wanted to play more new ones>>104623308In case something bad happens so no one can clip it
Heh
>>104623308When one of her staff make the waiting room it's usually on. I don't know why there isn't a setting to just have it automatically off but YouTube hates users.
>>104623336DAMN YOU Evilgoon!
>>104623308You just got your answer, pretty smart
>>104623340 (me)Oh nevermind, I misread your post and thought you were asking why it was on.
>>104623336EVILGOON
>>104623336EVILGOON!
>>104623384/here/bird
>the idea
It's no wonder Dokish exists. Growing up with three different languages spoken must fuck you up a bit in terms of understanding.
I've seen wet food auto feeders for cats to be fair.
So how long until DAD fights and destroys the feeder?
DAD...
>>1046237802 days.
I stepped away for a bit, what did I miss?
>>104623964She's buying a wet food auto feeder in the hopes DAD will stop harassing her.
why is her pet named dad
The GOAT himself.Divegrass in 2 days btw
>>104624012He's actually called Doki. When she was corpo he was referred to as Ember. Obviously referring to him by his actual name would be confusing so she calla him Doki (his name) Amber (close enough to Ember) Doge - D.A.D.
>>104624012>>104624105Also if she used Doki Ember Doge, he would be D.E.D. and we all don't want that
Doki...
>>104624033
Wewhttps://happyllamatech.com/products/socool®-refrigerated-smart-feeder-6-pack-stainless-steel-inserts
>>104624033Nice.
>inb4 she receives a server motherboard with the CPU dremeled out
>>104624436>>104624476oof
>>104624033MESSI MESSI MESSI
Moving from auto feeders to bowl movement stools kek
>>104624628 (me)bowel*
Committing tax fraud let's gooo!
I love Doki but her IQ HAS to be at least 0.5σ below average.
>>104624914Doki...
Fine, I'll just marry her and do all of this stuff that she needs
I can cook for her!
With all due respect to her, when I used to work 12 hours a day, 5 or 6 days a week, I'd just buy a bunch of shit and put it into a slow cooker and then I had meals for the week. No real prep involved, not expensive, and not much clean up.
>has a dishwasher >Complains about dishesShe's a literal child sometimes lol
Just marry me Doki, I'll do all the housework
...what happened to my wife?
disaster! tomboy evolved into tomslob
>>104625284Whenever she shows things she's made they always look tasty, I think she just genuinely doesn't enjoy cooking (it's not just about her not having time).
>>104625350It amazes me that there are people who enjoy it, honestly.
>>104625419I enjoy it. I'm not very good at it but I find it relaxing.
>>104625419I quite enjoy it, there's just an "art" to cooking that interests me
SELENBEAR IS REAL
>>104625419I enjoy it sometimes
>>104625616Selenbear is CANON
>>104625616
>>104625675She saved multiple goals in the last game! She's redeemed herself!
has doki just ever flat out ever just said shes fat? she is always tip toeing around it
>>104625758Selenbear did so well everyone was surprised
I'm enjoying the unexpected yap stream.
>>104625981Yappinbird Love
>>104625981i love my yapping bird
All Pokémon killers eventually end up the same way of Gura killers
Why would you ever connect credit card to Alexa?
>>104626178Oddly terrifying.
alexa, order one thousand onaholes
>>104626178Reminds of the Jinmen manga that has grotesque looking animals with human faces!
>>104626223Laziness.
>>104626223How about connecting all of the utilities and appliances in your house to it?https://www.independent.co.uk/tech/smart-home-lock-out-amazon-b2358107.html
>talking about going innawoodsSurvivalist streams when?
>https://sealandgov.org/collections/noble-title-bundles
Don't get your knowledge from Doki, goons. Sealand is not recognized as a sovereign state by anybody.
>site to play games is down>so doki is looking to get knighted by sealand insteadbest vtuber
It's still nonsense like buying Scottish titles but at least with this they're using the money for reforestation, so some good is coming from it.https://www.royaltitles.net/sir-and-dame-titles/
SEALAND IS REAL
Bird pee!
BIRD PEE!
LMAO
Just joined the stream, what's happening?
>can't buy pet feeder>can buy fake nobility titlelmao
>>104627369Coronation.
SHE DID ITDOKIBIRD IS OFFICIALLY DUCHESS OF SEALAND
>>104627369She just bought a noble title from a micronation.
Dokiduchess
Duchess Dokibird.
I'm just waiting for the reveal that this was an itchio game all along.
Long Live Duchess Doki Maple Bird of Sealandhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E2p7rbLJ3E
>>104627473>>104627496kek
>>104627496>>104627530LMAO
>>104627473>>104627496>>104627530kek
Damn it Doki, all that money just for shitpost?
>>104627383>>104627410
>>104627785>I spent money on 3D models just to shitpost>Doki spent money on a meme title just to shitpostShe's just like me...
>>104627496KEK
https://x.com/dokibird/status/1968450339125743879
>>1046279341.200$....
Bye Doki...>>104627934This dumbass LOL
Bye Duchessbird...>>104627934BASED
Unti next time Doki...
bye, dorkbird...
>>104627934>>104627941$1,265 CAD, so>$918.57 USD>€770.10 >£673.90Doki...
>>104627934Heh
>>104628038Oh sweet innocent child, I don't think it's in CAD...
>>104628076The site shows local currency for me so I assumed it was CAD.
>>104627934long live duchess doki
Your oshi is incredibly cute, erotic and retarded. I kneel.
>>104628157!
>>104628157Thanks
>>104628157That's sadly all true, thanks.
>>104628452Dumbird
>>104628452Manager heart attack stream will be fun tomorrow.
>>104628452what the fuck
...
>>104628452>>104629067doki...
>>104628849You leave her alone one second...
>>104629067Doki...
>>104629067She could've just played the games anyway LOLWho cares about the pivoting on streams
>>104629067DUMB
BREAKING NEWS!Sealand has been occupied by dumb bird and her army of equally dumb birds!
>>104630103Me under Doki
>>104630103A fine addition to Dokilond! hopefully no massacre this time...
>>104630103Bros, I'm hungry...
https://fxtwitter.com/JakatoXtra/status/1968184625110667744
>>104631082It's okay goon, just a six hour swim and then you can get some fish and chips in Felixstowe.>>104631254Cute!
>>104631254Me resting on D.A.Ds back
>>104630103Naur...
How do you guys handle your oshi laughing all the time? I like her in collabs, but doesn't that get tiring every stream?
>>104635219not really, i like her laugh
>>104635219i could listen to her laugh for hours it heals my soul
>>104635219>I like her in collabs, but doesn't that get tiring every stream?well yeah, of course it does. but we're not interested in watching good vtubers, we'd rather saviorfag with indies so that's why we watch her instead of like, gigi or something
>>104635257>>104635284I see. I don't get it, but I respect it.
booooooring
most boring uninspired schizo on the board
>>104635345>I don't get itthat's probably because you got into vtubers latermost of us only watch doki because we liked her back when she was selen, and there weren't many good options for EN vtubers with a similar energy. there's objectively better choices now, but they didn't show up until the last couple years or so
>>104635345have a good day/night, anon
zzzzz, get new material, schizo, you're boring
>>104635487Thanks. It seems like I activated some schizo you guys know about, so my apologies.
>>104635589it's not biggy, again, have a good one, anon
>>104605344SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>104637150cutie
>>104637150cute
>>104637150I will squeeze her cheeks!
>>104637150Cutie
>>104640079
https://x.com/dokibird/status/1968574890094514189Ffs doki
>>104641143No...
>>104641143godFuckingDAMN IT
>>104641143DAD, wake her up at 6 please
https://www.twitch.tv/dokibird
>>104641143>marvelslop>on twitch tooDoki please...
>>104641185DAD heeds not your commands and will do this by happenstance
>Teammate throws a tantrumHero shooter players deserve to be maimed in public
>>104641961TRUTH NVKE
her chat is insanely fucking dead for 1.7kis there an insane follow requirement that's for like months or something?or is it all just lurking non-accounts who hate twitch culture and prefer youtube?or is it bots
>snowbunny mind controldoki please
thanks for the drops doki
I'm gonna hate myself in the morning if I keep this up.Passing out to this on phone then, goodnight goons
Good night.
>>104642506Yellowbird!
>>104642251I heard Nercos say that a lot
>hawk tuah
>>104641143>>104641473>doki yap before I eep>doki marble when I wake upGood times
Is the site running incredibly slowly for anyone else? It's taking over a minute to load the captcha.
>>104642764the site has been completely fucked, either the captcha or the posting in one way or another, since it came back from the hack
Alright goons I'm gonna attempt to upgrade to windows 11 this evening hope everything will be guchi
We back? Fuck this shitty site held together by string and cellotape.>>104642833Don't do it goon!
>>104642833It has been a pleasure knowing you.
>>104642833>"upgrade"
>>104642764This usually happens when one board has a sperg. Hell if I know which, definitely not this.
>>104642953>>104643402>>104643405I mean it's either that or Linux, I remember sitting on 7 until steam dropped support
lmao, she's getting close to crashing out
MOTHER
>>104643499Aunt is crashing out KEEEEK
FEED ME, MOTHER
>>104643440>I mean it's either that or LinuxI'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!
>>104643569SYBAU
>>104643569Based ancient pasta.
Bye Doki...She's going to be so eepy for the stream later today.
https://x.com/Twisted_Meek/status/1968371148493926778
>>104642833Well I update, kept my files, feels weird like I just changed my UI lmao
>Missed a Doki stream cus asleep Naur...
Frame up bros!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt4s_W1d-Mw
>>104644620Nice
>>104644618Goon...>>104644620Nice!
>>104644620They added Saba
>>104645508Cute.
>>104646973Nice photo.
>>104646973Comfy!
>>104646973that butthole showing slut on the sheets
>>104643611RRAT
Another weekend of divegrass is coming up, for those interested. We've got one match just under 24 hours from now and another quite a bit later in the day on Sunday.
>>104625758She studied from the very best during the offseason, but she's got a long way to go before she can truly be redeemed.
>>104650046Nice
>>104650046I TRUST on Selen Bear!
>>104650046I believe in Selenbear!
>>104650046I have faith in Selenbear!
I think that the White Palace is the single most frustrating experience I've had in a videogame ever. I blame Doki for introducing me to Hollow Knight...
>>104652351Filtered...
>>104652351KEK
>>104652351you should play a cool little game called super meat boy to take your mind off it
Badump
Found the phantom such a cool boss
>>104652351 (me)I did it. I rate it 10/pain.
>>104654945Nice
>>104654945Nice! Are you enjoying yourself despite the struggle?
Oh shit I'll bake
>>104655793Thanks goon, didn't notice we were past bump limit.
>>104655793Nice
>>104655793Nice!
>>104656938>>104656938>>104656938Here!
>>104656949thank you
>>104656949Thank you breadmaker
>>104656949Thank you baker!
>>104656949thanks baker
