https://x.com/dokibird/status/1968450339125743879
>>104628969Breaking her bank and her Manager mind again I see.
Spending money when she's not suicide or pity baiting, didn't see that coming
>>104629383nigga it's been three years, get over it
I WASN'T AWARE I WAS IN THE PRESENCE OF ROYALTY
>>104629383Double retard, everyone, even nijisis, know she is a stupid spender.Try better next time faggot.
>>104629526He's the type who will literally never get over it. Even after history has forgotten about it. He'll be on his death bed one day with nobody to grieve for him as his final thoughts are about how she betrayed his precious corporation.
>>104628969>Brokebird has no money and shit credit after getting fired by NijiDeserved
>>104630757Niji's reputation was permanently ruined by her lol
>>104628969I thought Sealand was blown up?
I wonder how many dukes of sealand exist. Cause it seems like they give it out to anyone who pays but at the same time there's no way to look it up. So what's stopping you from just printing out a certificate.
>>104628969I KNEEL
>>104628969based
>>104628969Isn't this the same scam as that buying land to save a tree thing years ago?
>>104632812More like the buying land on the moon thing I'd say. But this is more useful since I assume the money goes to the English chap who inherited the rig from his dad who founded it.
>>104628969And Kiara's a Scottish Duchess/Land Owner now as well.
>>104629383lol if brownfeet won't get over it, chinksisters won't neither. they wear that shit like a badge of accomplishment.
>>104628969I kneel
>>104628969Jesus christ. You leave this woman alone for 5 minutes andWait even her dog is royalty now too?
>>104628969basednow nijisisters are against royalty
>>104629383Sister you need to help your failing branch, keep another member from announcing graduation this week won't you?
>>104633081And I'm Mickey Mouse
>>104634267Don't you have more late night hosts to fire?
>>104631392Probably nothing. I know Doki's going above and beyond for some reason and getting both her certificate and her dog's embossed and hand signed by the prince of sealand
>>104629383Do you not spend money?!...oh right, your daddy paid everything for you
>>104628969remember later when she needs money, if you give her money she'll waste it on stupid shit like this.
>>104632887Someone dug this shit up a couple years back. All these "buy a title" things are scams run by the same chinese company that works through a hundred different proxies and shell companies. It's mostly just a fake business used to hide oligarch money from the tax man
Kissing Dokibird's royal feets
>>104636980She's not doing it to hide money from the tax man, she's doing it as a shitpost
>>104629383NIJISEETHEYou can't pay for nobility titles with gift cards, sister!!!
>>104632812Not really, its an actual micronation. Its not really recognized by any government, germany once sent a diplomat there but it might have been as a joke more than anything. Its an old sea fort made in ww2 that was abandoned and then some guy claimed it in the 70s and said its not a country, the whole thing just sounds kind of stupid.>>104628969This seems like a tremendous waste of money
>>104631144>Doki's reputation was permanent ruined by her constant dramafaggingFTFY
>>104628969what a stupid fucking ho. How does she manage to pitybait and yet also gloat at the same time? And why would she tell anyone, what are people supposed to say to this shit? I hate her so much, its unreal
>>104631144hardly, check the stocks kiddo. AC is massacring Cover, no one cares. She was a footnote, a long forgotten blip on the radar
>>104632812its one of those retarded "name a star after your loved one!" things. It doesn't actually matter.
>>104628969>SEAland
>>104637798>>104638039>Ruins a company's reputation>Everyone still loves her>You still hate her for it and think about it every waking hour
>>104636980SeaLand is real and the cash goes to fund SeaLand, dumbass
>>104634267How dare he!
>>104638039Do I need to pull out the goat analogy again?
>>104637442no one even lives there, they abandoned it years ago. they're just taking money from idiots now.
>>104628969Damn she just throw away 1k$ like nothing, how rich is she?
>>104633081She bought a fucking vineyard, right?
>>104634267Nah, a nigger
>>104637798FINISH THE PC CASE CELESKEK!
>>104638850Do it anyway, anon. I must've missed it previous times and am too lazy to go through the archive
>>104638252>Everyone still loves herDid you mean everyone forgot about her and will until her next melty?
>>104628969>complains about money problems>spends 4 figures on bullshitReally dont need reminders as to why not to give a shit about doki
>>104640995Maybe later, palanq is being a little shit right now
>>104636377>if you give her money she'll waste it on stupid shit like this.This is quite literally what I give her money for. I want to see what nonsense she'll use it on. It's great
>>104640590
>>104628969...gdi Doki
>>104629383Once again a piece of paper owns another Niji seether
>>104637442An actual micronation is an oxymoron. They are all LARPers who could be improving the world with actual forays into politics but are instead doing the redditor equivalent of building pillow forts.
>>104643058I mean they are recognized in the sense that they are an oddity, but yes its all larp. Obviously if that base is ever needed they are getting kicked out within a day.
>>104643058You really expect someone who sits on a old oil rig and says “ok, mine” and builds an home on it to be serious political people? And sperg about it…in /vt/.I never felt more justified to say this, but back to /pol/.
>>104640590Welcome on the Dokibird experience.smart investments are not part of the program.
>>104638039>>104638850>>104640995>>104641827>You started at 25 Goats when becoming a herder, You now have have 30 goats>Rival herder has 29 goats, They started at 12 goats>Spend all your shekels on another 8 goats>Now you have 38 goats>Get caught abusing your most popular indentured farm girl>10 of your goats are killed in retribution>back down to 30 goats with lost shekels>Invent rule where you can lend your goats out to other farmers without selling them outright>More goats come as they see the goats parading around the village>Back up to 34 goats>Three of the new goats died>Back to 31 goats>Seasonal Shekel Audit comes in>Finds you earned 40% less shekels than last year>7 of your goats are killed>Now you have 24 goats>Rival farmer's goats have also steadily died, But only started with 12 goats, is up to 23>You had 25 goats to start with, Rival had 12>You now have 24 goats, They have 23>They will come back to kill more of your goats after the weekend>Your rival is rolling in all the shekels you lost for abusing your servant girl>Village idiots who support Farmer A still think they're better than farmer B cause they currently have 1 more goat>The rest of the village laughs at them>>104641107Cope and seethe
>>104638039>StocksGreat for the investards who are milking what reamins of a company that does zero investments. You know the first quarter Niji is gonna miss it will all crash right? That’s literally how market hype bubbles work.
>>104628969I don't understand how americans keep falling for these lord and duke type scams
>>104639420There's actually always one person staying there (not sure whether it's the same guy or they rotate it around) I presume for squatters rights purposes.
>>104640590Pretty sure that's $1k CAD. Picrel.>>104643890To be fair the Sealand thing is more like a novelty gift, it's not like the Scottish title bullshit where Americans and Canadians genuinely believe they're now a Laird. No one buying a Sealand title actually thinks they're now nobility.
>>104644179Americans can be lards at home. For free.
>>104644307kek
>>104628969>automatic feederFeeding your pet doesn't take long wtf
>>104645284Automatic feeders are nice when you have fat fuck animals who need to be fed a specific portion of their regular food every day and you don't want to manually check for that yourself.
>>104645326>dog is overweight just like herHeartwarming
>>104628969So... can she be doxxed now thanks to this?
>>104645284Dog has like 100 quirks and has to eat only wet food.
>>104643890Because they are technically not. Unlanded totles do exist and can be given nominally by the ruler. It’s like the people exchanging stars when you know it has the value ot the paper it’s printed on.
>>104645284It keeps waking her up in the middle of the night demanding to be fed early.
>>104633081The King is the only one who can grant titles of nobility in the UK. I guess Charles III must be a wawa fan.
>>104647491So does mine, pull the blanket over your head and go back to sleep, or else it'll think that waking you up will be rewarded with food
>>104628969Cool
>>104628969Kind of fake
>>104628969This is a joke right? She didn't just throw away more than $1200 dollars, right?
>>104628969scam
>>104628969dooki spent a grand on a piece of paper saying she is the nobility of a derelict oil platform?
>>104643297The point of an analogy is making something easier to understand not just substitute something with different words that you now have to translate too kek or are you a goat farmer? Because otherwise this is not anymore helpful then just saying girls and corpo a and b instead
>>104644179That's the cheap packageShe got the extra fancy one with a signature and embossing>>104651112He's a brat who got spoiled too much, especially during recovery after his recent surgeries. Also dachshunds are one of the loudest dog breeds despite their small size, so she's scared of getting a noise complaint from the neighbors.But yeah it's a training issue and it's faaar too late to change it now.
>>104653871Anon, this is very easy to comprehend.
>>104653871I guess it was too complicated for you. Do you need building blocks?
oh god it's already gone to her head.
>>104645284Getting something that feeds them at the same time every day without input from the owner so they get used to expecting their food at a certain time instead of pestering humans is nice
>>104655249>>104657201I comprehend it fully, I'm just saying explaining it with goats doesn't simplify it at all
>>104666157Ah. It's not like it was ever meant to be serious. It came up because during the selen thing, there was a popular nyfco post reacting to the contract leaks going, "What? This contract is reasonable! In my home country of pakistan this would be a dream job!" so people started making goat analogies to paki-chan.
>>104629383Holy whiteknight replies. I guess the gift cards are worth it.
>>104666360She's goddamn royalty. Of course she's gonna have knights.
>>104666157>i was only pretending to be retarded
>>104630757>no money>spend 1k as a jokeWhich is it sister? I do know nijis have no money with 1/4th the views and atrocious revenue share
>>104668495She makes good money streaming, but she has no money because she's constantly throwing it away at stupid stuff like this
>>104668495>Credit card constantly declines>Isn't broke
Imagine buying title yourselfhttps://x.com/Owlceann/status/1961748285644997093Pathetic
scam sponsor soon?
Wasn't this a Cum Town bit?https://youtu.be/6GNs9K6sDqE?t=168
>>104628969So this means dragoons are now seamen right?
>>104628969those nobility bullshit titles are all scams.
>>104628969imagine donating to a vtuber and this is what they spend their money on
>>104636377What do you expect your oshi to spend your donos on? Groceries?
>>104670691Aside from a membership for a few months I never gave dokibird money but if my oshi got a title to be a duchess of sealand I'd just find it funny.Better than them spending a thousand getting tacky shit put on their nails every couple weeks or other dumb shit women with money do
>>104653660Someone else paid for Kaela's Baroness title apparentlyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_p963Fh9S-c
>>104670324>>104670776Duchess is higher than Baroness. It's the highest tier they have. >>104670739Every time we leave her alone she comes back with some new weird shit. It's amazing. For silksong she just randomly showed off that she had a goddamn hollow knight custom model. Another day she just randomly showed off that she bought fortnite skins so she could have the Xenomorph wearing Jordans.You never know what the fuck she's gonna spend money on next, but you can guarantee it's gonna somehow be good content.
>>104629069>Breaking her bank$1000 US breaks the bank where you live?
>>104637093Maybe not, but you can pay for it in play buttons.
>>104670233T. Has no credit card
>>104670727i would prefer that my oshi spent responsibly and saved for post-graduation times. not wasting money on a bullshit piece of paper and bragging about it on twitter.
>>104645284Did you think Doki was obese because she liked walking around?
>>104643297This will really help me get my Gypsy Political Science degree.
>>104676332that's dumbI want her to spend it on fun shit to use for content for us
>>104676332Why are you boring faggot? It’s called entertainment.
>>104670233If the credit card declined one purchased and allowed another than it's the company having an issue, not what was available on the card. Have you ever owned one?
