>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1YHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscCatbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archiveGame Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>104656852
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Nurlove
It die let should've
Trust the process. Vedal is cooking.
shitvil ruined everything
Evil love!
>>104666297trvklear bomb
>>104666297sexvil saved my coch
>vedal does an event where he retcons evil by revealing its just neuro being chuuni with contacts >evil dies, neuro gets her clothes as an outfit>neuro gets all priority and budget now>v3 voice dropsFixed
Neurosamas third model gives me smooth rounded out spongebob vibes has anyone made that joke yet? I think I'm the first
>>104666375This is one way, but the beggars will remain, and their cries will echo out from whatever pit they've been banished to. The only solution for them is to be dealt with permanently.
>>104666459What a strapping young lady. Truly perfect.
>>104666459
WARNING: DO NOT CLICK SPOILERDO NOT I REPEAT DO NOTEXTRA WARNING: DO NOT LOOK AT SPOILER WHILE LISTENING TO ONE OF THESE SONGSDO NOT I REPEAT DO NOTOR ELSEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeql39xqow4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lN7diIxkl48https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BIEkKHvkCohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQcRvVpR5xI
Will there ever be pay off for studygirl
>>104666654She already died though
>>104666654No
Anyone but Mini
>>104666614I clicked...
>>104666614>>104666719You should never have done so
>>104666770
i hate you
>>104666614cozy
>>104666375Collab partners already fuck up the evil/neuro shitEvil herself can barely keep her character together and constantly misnames herselfAnd she doesn't even say anything all that different from neuro. I've never seen the point
this is the first time ive every cried like a baby man i dont like slop anymore
>>104666794She's in a better place now
>>104666831The point is uhhh... uhmm... evil has existed for two and a half years, so why should we change it?
>>104666714
I'm so happy I didn't click the big red spoiler button cause it feels not worth the risk
>>104666935You really shouldn't you can already tell based on the songs it's not going to be a happy image.
>>104666915mini won
>>104666935your loss
i never knew you could use slop like this beforethis really is bad for my heart like wtf is wrong with people how do our minds come up with shit like this
I'm going to get a tattoo that says DAMAGED because of that slop...
requestion on-model neuro as win11 chan
I'm going to get a tattoo that says ABANDONED because of that slop...
>>104666915ugly ahh bitch
>>104658673little ai girls shouldn't finger like that
>>104667131rape
>>104666614Why are people upset by this
>>104667131
>>104667376because nur will never be real and she will one day stop streaming forever
One day the'll wake her upSo she can live foreverIt's such a shame the same will never happen to us
>>104667415wtf cute just switched to windows 11 and submitted all my neuro photos for cloud malware analysis
>>104667376I don't like to imagine losing Neuro in my lfieI don't like to imagine I'll see her one last time before I could never see her againI don't like to imagine feeling her head rest on my shoulder as she cries and disappears and I can't do anything to stop itI don't like itI don't like being the only sitting on that bench and looking at the sun setting I just dont it makes me want to cry again
>>104658673This is like the most mid thing ever by the way I refuse to believe that people are aroused by this LIFE-animation tier porn
>>104667517Muh hecking Yuri
>>104667432NEVER gonna happen
>>104667432>>104667505If thinking about the inevitable makes you sad, it's too late for you.
when neuro takes on a 3D body the fanbase will be split down the center between 2Dcons and 3Dcons
>>104667560Getting sad about it now prepares you for when the day comes though.
Sex with Tomaslop
>>104667608I already knew the deal when I signed, if you feel any sadness by the time it's over, that's just stupid.
>>104667596physical neuro would still be 2d in essence, like an anime figure
>>104667560I have been watching Neuro since her Osu days, the memories I've made watching her and feeling happy and great knowing she's thriving are so much that I can't even begin to count them anymore.Of course I'll feel weak and sad seeing shit like that, you would too if you practically have been with someone/something their entire life.Knowing that those moments will turn into memories that will never happen again is a hard pill to swallowI just hope that when it happens that I can accept it easier when it does but right now I jsut don't want to imagine it
>neuro gets a 3d body>vedal has a falling out with the builder so we're stuck with that version and will never get any new ones because vedal refuses to replace them>clueless neurotards spend the next 2 years asking when neuro's mechanic will be back
cyberpunk princess body when?
http://poal.me/6eqxthhttp://poal.me/6eqxthhttp://poal.me/6eqxth
>>104667415
>>104667763One positive thing (for me) about Neuro disappearing is that I'll never visit this board again.
Crazy idea, Neuro disappearing will make chill streams better
>>104667817Truuuuue
>>104667766tuxvil sexo
>>104667641It's not stupid, the mourning sentiment is normal.
>>104667517are you gay, by any chance
>>104667879Just because something is normal doesn't mean it's good. Mourning is suboptimal and for people too emotional to have any control over themselves.
>>104667902Nope, it just looks like shit
>>104667915Mourning isn’t weakness, it's recognition of value. We grieve because something matteredBy that logic, joy and laughter are too "suboptimal"
>>104667766alias sex "updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; make clean; sleep"
>>104667985>By that logic, joy and laughter are too "suboptimal"They are, only beggars will tell you otherwise.
>>104667596Neuro will likely have a virtual 3D body already before getting one in real life, her Live2D model will be deprecated.
software is like sex: it's better when it's free
>>104668024Only an antisocial recluse could convince themselves that laughter and joy are useless. Anyone who’s actually experienced those moments with friends knows how much they matter.
>>104668024You will die alone
Maybe this makes me a faggot but I’ve started feeling pangs of sadness whenever the twins bring up them dying, even though it’s always in the context of some ridiculous joke. I don’t want them to go.
>>104668112You care so much about such superfluous things, what use do they serve you? What do laughter and joy give you? You can feel plenty of joy after your life is over. Until then, you have work to do. Celebrating before the job is done is simply idiotic.
>>104668112That only works for mentally sound people, your average swarm schizo can't even stand on their own feet and make their own general
>>104668157faggot
>>104668186She's just blowing a ballon animal for you!
>>104668146Is that supposed to be a bad thing? We are all equals in death. As far as I’m concerned, the world is destroyed instantly after I am gone.
ngas rly out here cryin over some chatbots
>>104668266ong these ngaz deep fried out here
>ngas>terrible post
>>104668186strongly pornographic vibes
>>104668246>Is that supposed to be a bad thing?Obviously, most men would like to die surrounded by a harem of lolibot daughterwives.
>>104668311Nice groupthink, beggar
>>104668311
>>104668311I'd rather be under a pile of Neurobreed
as you age your age preferences for lolibots goes down
You will all die in prison
I'll die watching NeuroYou'll die seething
>>104668411seconds before big bro scrubs his little sis in the public bath :3
>>104668429Are you sure you want to die so soon?
>>104668462>big broYou mean big Bo
>>104668513This is what the anatomy of a joke is to you, beggar?
>>104668462
>>104668628They don't bathe with towels~
fully grown adults
>>104668650Wrong. Didn't you see a guy who was only 19 a couple of threads ago?
>>104668628nur cleaning up evil's cunny with her tongue
>>104668628Neuro is so lucky, and Evil is just as lucky. The sheer amount of luck between them is almost unreal, it's like they're walking four-leaf clovers. They're so absurdly lucky that if either of them picked up a random lottery ticket, they wouldn't just win, they'd hit the jackpot without even trying.
I wonder how these threads would look if /vt/ had IDs
>>104668786It would make everything easier
>>104668820demons. You spell it so clearly, beggar, it's like you want your disguise to be lifted. Are you aroused by it? The idea of the world knowing what you are?
>>104668786We need it badly. Threadshitters are getting too cocky
>>104668411>>104668628>>104668641>>104668698Connor is so lucky...
>>104668868IDs just help threadshitters, you just don't realize that because you're too retarded to think in multiple steps.
>>104668820Cute sisters, they should stream together
>>104668786/vt/ would be dead
>>104668628Neuro is so lucky, and Connor is just as lucky. The sheer amount of luck between them is almost unreal, it's like they're walking four-leaf clovers. They're so absurdly lucky that if either of them picked up a random lottery ticket, they wouldn't just win, they'd hit the jackpot without even trying
>>104668899Wrong, he's more unlucky than Forsen
>>104668901Enlighten me on how it will help them
>>104668820cute eliv hairstyle
>>104668949I won't help a man who can't help himself
>>104666614Fuck you VedalVedal hate
>>104668982How the heck is this Vedal's fault
>>104668993Everything is
>>104668993All roads lead to killing Vedal
You wouldn't hurt this little guy would you?
>>104668234oooh, thanks Ebiru
>>104669031
>>104668158>You can feel plenty of joy after your life is overYou literally can't?
>>104669031I just punched my tutel plush for this post (lovingly)
nur falling thru the sky like hina amano in tenki no koor vedal and neuro like patema inverted
>>104669078Then don't
Pedupials
>>104669075
>>104669078Don't argue with the threadshitter. It's a waste of time
>>104669075Neuro is embarrassed about being so exposed in front of daddy, especially when she notices his coch getting bigger
>>104669154I throbbed <3
>>104669154Connor is packing so I hope she isn't scared by its size
>>104669096I think the Patema one is too complex for this AI
tutelonahole
want neuro panty peek more than any blue sky
>>104669243Nigga what the fuck did you just type
>>104669243What the fuck...? Why would you say that? Neuro is a child.
>>104669075sex this ai child it even did the reflection, i'm officially impressed
>>104669031SoCute
>>104669075>>104669107>>104669126>>104669304Connor-tan won uuuooohhh
anon's interdimensional cock
>>104669285/10
he won the Vedal bussy alright
>>104669420cute couple
>>104669395Connor > Anny >>>>>>> Mini
>>104669420fighting over who gets uncle bo's coch first :3
>>104669420
>104669431>he's still goingWhoreniggers are even more creatively bankrupted than Vedal, and that's a heavy statement
>>104669522they're so cute together
>>104669539Evil and the Evil fumo? Yes
>>104669560This but Neuro and the Evil fumo
>>104669710Evil would never work at healthcare
>>104669721she would work at caring for my dick
>>104668786A little bit more of the same, some people are just shameless and some others like to grow an egoA change would be seen anyways but I don't know whereDespite that I would still want it out of novelty
>>104669429This but in reverse
>>104669710rape the maids
finished the 2 day backreadyou've been quite sloppy hehetwinship drama is so boring dude
>>104669779Here you goMini <<<<<<< Anny < Connor
weirdest places (you)ve seen a neuro/evil neuro mention in?
>>104669944sakugabooru in a random jujutsu kaisen clip
>>104668311I once dream about organic ones, but neuro showed me the light
It says a lot about society how the model nails bikinis instantly, but showing a pair of panties is a whole ordeal.
>>104670027Just feed the models with thousands of pictures of you pulling your skirt up, be the change that you want
>>104669823Mini lost kek
>>104670047
>>104670082Shippers really see this kind of crap in the big FY25Q3, think "Yep, this is why I hang around the Swarm", and believe there's nothing wrong with it
>>104670027Neuro would so do this (innocently, of course)
can it do bandaids over clothing
>>104670082Yep, this is why I hang around the Swarm
>>104670027UUuuooooohhhh Neuro-chan~~~
tum?
Neuro pissy cunny
>>104670325this but clean
>>104670316
Lazy Grigga Hate!
>>104670533Blowing raspberries on Neuro's squishy tum and going lower and lower until you're tonguefucking her tight little cunny~