Youtube:https://www.youtube.com/@SamekoSabaTwitter:https://twitter.com/samekosabaSongs:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3cryiz8nJo[Embed]Merch:https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-sameko-saba>Miss Gura?YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93gMember VODs:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93gTwitter:https://twitter.com/gawrguraSongs:https://rentry.org/Gura_songsMerch:https://rentry.org/Gura_merchAVIOT TE-V1R-HEN Holomyth Earbudshttps://shop.aviot.jp/c/product/te-v1r-henOmocat × Hololive Englishhttps://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-hololive-enjackbox Tee K.O. Shirtshttps://jackbox.tv/gallery/teeko/96ca45e6f992c9530956ec2015096c06Previous: >>104662587
why the fuck are you guys going to do this to yourselves again. 6 months of a bumping a thread that will have no new material is sad
Thanks for the dinos, dinobud.
I want my fucking sharky back
ook ook
So we all know the fish is a rhythm gamer before anything else, but does her new persona limit her catalog of games to play? The ugly truth is Holo/Cover managed to get a large amount of their songs put in those types of games as DLCs, and even if she doesn't download them they still tend to be displayed in-game as optional purchases, or would she be able to get away with it if she just hid the menu in between songs?
Sabass
>>104725720
>>104725191>Lmao you pathetic racists will never fail to make my day with your pol humor threads Face it most poc will beis this the /vt/'s version of /pol/'s thread christening pasta?thanks for blessing the thread, i guess
>>104725294i just want saba to karaoke or upload some covers.i enjoy her singing.
>>104725864Help me manifest a sabadoob song cover for Halloween chumbie.
Gurass
>>104726006>6006>boob>doobthere ya' go
>>104726410It's working!
>>104726498the difference between a schizo and a wizard is the size of the aluminiumin cap (also the power level)
Sex with a kanimouto.
>>104727344only of kanimouto are cute and schizo
Is Saba a lonely loli god?
>>104727720I wouldn't let her be lonely.
>>104725384I know you're probably just pretending to be stupid, but that doesn't matter.
>>104728366I've never needed to pretend.
>>104728678Ok then. If a hololive song is in a game there is nothing stopping her from playing it on stream. All of the restrictions that people imagine are complete bullshit outside of very blatant NDA violations that would involve divulging internal cover corp information. ie. What Rushia got terminated for, and maybe Mel, but I can't remember for sure.
>>104726399SNIFFFFF
Alright kaniki listen up. The chances of troglodytes coming into the outpost and screeching are moderately high tonight. Just stay alert and try to avoid making contact with the vermin. That's all and as always love your fish.
>>104730669You can't tell me what to do.
Goob night buds.
>>104730800goob night bud.
Saba soon.
>>104730669Nothingburger
Are you a bad boy?
>>104730669Sex with the sabasoldierSex with the scoutbud
>Hail Saba, still the /same/>The Doob is with thee>Blessed art thou amongst lolis>And blessed is the fruit of thy kani, /ggg/sus>Little Saba, keeper of light>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST>a>men
MACKERELATLANTISGUREATAGAIN!!!
Is the full body wiggle she does from time to time a toggle (she pushes a button) or trigger (she sort of actually does it IRL and the model mimics it)?
Sabutt
i just want to give a big shoutout to that one (several?) schizo anon(s). in tough times when things are kinda shit, he's been a beacon of light /here/. he's inspired me to keep the light alive wherever i go, even when it's far from my former home.you'll always be an inspiration /here/ and to others on vt, and i want you to know that.
>>104737339Hear hear>>104737339
Sabaguraette honhonhon
FOR KING AND KANI!!!
Gura is Sabated
"CRUBBERS could be here" she thought, "I've never been in this thread before. There could be CRUBBERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against her bare tummy. "I HATE CRUBBERS" she thought. The Last Stand reverberated her entire boat, making it pulsate even as the $9 Monster circulated through her powerful thick tail and washed away her (merited) fear of tourists after dark. "With a rowboat, you can go anywhere you want" she said to herself, out loud.
>>104725720cute tail
Two eyes, four ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples. A butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I have just described to you Sameko Saba. And the reward for her capture? All the riches in Scotland. So I have one question: Why are you here?
I made someone very angy in the last thread.So I don't bring the shit here, I won't link back.I'm sorry.First time I've felt that reaction, I think.
I want to squeeze her fat tail until she pee herself
Saba, have you ever seen DuckTales the Movie: Treasures of the Lost Lamp?
>>104740823You are asking one of the biggest Disney adults if she's seen a Disney movie? Is grass green? Does the pope shit in the woods? Is a ducks arse watertight?
Sabarmpits
Sabicecream
Anyone heard Saba mentioning fan made games? I am kinda bored, need a 4 week project
>>104741179Please Saba, be more careful. The icecream I bought you is melting all over your body.
Sabtummy
https://files.catbox.moe/nz40fj.webm
Airfryer, hype or real? Thinking of getting one, my oven is trash and less electricity is nice but yeah, opinions?
>>104741897I use mine for everything that I can, but I usually use the air fry mode which cooks most things faster. What I mean is, it has a bake setting but I haven't really tested it so I'm not much help there.I can say, don't buy one of the little ones that's like a cylinder. Those are made by every no-name brand under the sun, and most are made with plastic. Look at reviews and see if any of them mention terrible smells. The other thing one was recalled for is Teflon coating their pan/basket.My Ninja Flip specifically mentioned taking the films off first, and the first time there might be a weird smell (maybe tape residue?). I didn't see that last bit until after I used it but I'm fine. Mine's the slightly bigger SP101 model.
Goob morning buds.
>>104742245I am thinking about getting the Cosori Turbo Tower Pro, Cosori in general has gotten pretty good reviews, but it's a minefield because alot of reviewers are either payed or gotten the airfryer gifted. I'll look into it some more, thanks o/
>>104742320Goobmorbo
>>104742320gorbo
Spooky karaoke in october is pretty much a given, right?Spooky scary skeletonMichael Jackson - ThrillerMonster mashType O Negative - Black No. 1What else?
>>104737142If you mean when she goes away and her model starts swaying, that's an idle animation.If you mean the other wiggling, I think she actually does that? I think someone asked that during a stream...>>104742359That looks good to me. No prob.
It's been one week since this tweet.>i've been dealing with some health issues the past week, sorry for not updating you sooner. >I will see you soon, once I feel a bit better!So she still doesn't feel better after one week, and she was already sick during that previous week, making her total sick time 2 weeks.What health issues keep you sick and unable to stream for 2 weeks?Food poisoning lasts 12-48 hours so it can't be the meat.
>>104743850You want us to list hundreds, if not thousands of illnesses that last for weeks? Also, shall we list all the chronic illnesses too while we are at it?
>>104743850she hasn’t streamed and her post activity basically stopped after that big political assassination on the 10th. safe to assume there’s a connection, it affected many people, even if they didn’t care about politics.
>>104743850She's burnt out.
>>104743911Saved you the time and used AI to list probable illnesses with their prevalence and likelihood to cause a 2 weeks hiatus. I won't list them all but here is the conclusion.Personally doubt it's flu/COVID as she'd have no problem disclosing it.Surgery is something she would have anticipated too her disappearance was sudden and unannounced.Also using a vague umbrella term such as "health issues" to me hints she doesn't have an actual, physical illness.Burnout and depression are the most likely IMO.The pressure she puts on herself is too high and without a manager to bounce off it's even harder... she may have had dooby before but she was gone this past month.
>>104744188Saba's obviously not into politics, but I wouldn't be shocked if basic bitch polslop appeared on her insta timeline every now and then so she might have known Kirk that way. I know a chick who's kinda similar. And even if she's anti-ideological, she's obviously dispositionally conservative and old-fashioned on an instinctive level, so I could see the news leaving her feeling down, anxious, and even frightened.I want to hold her.
>>104725720puffy vulva
>>104744602finally a good post
>>104743850tummy hort
>>104741681delicious tummy
Good morning /same/. Our thread plays their 2nd match of /vt/ League 9 in a few minutes against /manstars/. I woke up late so that's why the announcement is so sudden.Stream here: http://vtleague.420699.xyz/>>104744775
So what are the buds plans for today?
>>104745622You lost to a team down a medal.I have one question: How?
>>104745738Well plans-bud, I had a nice meal and now I'm feeling a little motivated
>>104745738Shower, goofing off for a few hours, and finally nightshift
>>104743850Mental illness
>>104745738Playing with my Ai chatbots. What about you?
>>104748385Finished watching some anime and now I'm just relaxing since it's raining out. Probably going to play some Helldivers once it lets up,
>>104743850Food poisoning can fuck you up for a while afterwards even if poisoning itself is gone. She retweeted the toilet pic too which may just be a coincidence but why did she specifically chose it instead of anything else?
>>104748494Sounds like a fun evening. Enjoy it bud.
>>104748503She likes Toilet humor.
She likes not streaming.
>>104745738Just chilling, getting through work.
Monkeys like being wrong.
>>104749729No, monkeys like bananas.
>>104748494i wish it was raining hereAt least its finally getting colderGoing bed now buds, see you tomorrow
>>104750074sleep well bud
>>104749760mmm 'nana
If we don't get a stream next week she'll effectively have skipped September
>>104751022Do you want a banana?
Autumn Saba + other dootshttps://files.catbox.moe/xxyyp5.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/dmdaxp.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/xrmc0t.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/0isuq2.jpg
Bmp
>>104743850I like to joke about vtubers constantly being sick but I was sick this whole month with a sinus infection so i guess it happens
>Steals your dragon balls
Sabfeet
>>104753118cute art
>>104757172pero pero
*Chops your dick off*
>>104759638This is one of my favorites
>>104725811enjoy your stream after Christmas. It's like you forgot she could not give a fuck over the holiday period.
>>104760148
>>104759638Hey I was using that
>>104751159mmm nana
>>104760927 (me)My apologies chumbies, I chose that picrel based on a cropped thumbnail and didn't realize it was j*kshit. Will delete ASAP, my bad.
Bunp2
>>104761009You're all good bud.
>>104745738I'm playing wc3 customs.
>>104745738dental plan
Fish withdrawals.
>>104737467>"I HATE CRUBBERS"i thought she loved us
>>104754801so you wont be streaming?
>>104756205that's a good way to get punched in the teeth anon, dont steal my balls>>104760148christening has nothing to do with christmas, it has to do with blessing something.boats, buildings and people get christened.
I hope "facade" was her last stream.The name would be very appropriate to describe her love for her fans.
But enough about your mother
>>104767019Gottem
Watch the cuckposter take a L for the billionth time as Saba and Dooby come back at the same time again.
>>104767473There's someone else who's missing besides dooby. So maybe it's actually that dooby's in Europe and not her.
>>104767740You mean the guy who was online yesterday evening?
>>104767983Oh you're back on this angle now.
>>104760751another day another absence lol
>>104768166Just admit you lost the shitposting angle before the day even really began, rahjeesh.
>>104768166Not my problem that you're retarded
>>104768228>>104767019
i love this fishe
>>104725132Gotta transfer more optimistic energy to my sabby
If you don't want to be unhappy about her disappearances, go find another Vtuber to watch whilst she's away, or go find something else to do.
next stream when?
>>104769403Tomorrow.
>>104770099sabooty!
For sudden prolong absences, i would assume a family or pet related crisis, i hope not (knocks on wood)
>>104770312
Another nightshift another dollar
>>104770654
>>104744188>>104744578She avoids drama et al, and it at least aware of political reactionary shit going on. QED: Hogwarts Legacy was "not worth it." She's obviously at least mildly interested in Harry Potter as a franchise, since she references it occasionally, but she avoided it. Meanwhile poor Pikamee had twitter warriors come down on her like a sack of bricks.
Saba will return shortly with our lost gallons.
Typhlosionbud.
>>104771070i liek typhlosions
>>104770312sabanus
>>104770475>(knocks on wood)who's there?
>>104770475Didn't she imply she had plans for October specifically Halloween? Perhaps she is working on getting them set up.
Sabbra
saba's design but bigger
>>104773413sucks that its ai though
>>104742797>pretty much a givenRemember when she didn't wish us a happy Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, or New Year?Good times.
>>104744188>charlie kirk caused saba's hiatusAt least he was good for one thing kek
>>104774894i thought she was 135cm?
Anyone feeling extra spriffy today?
>>104775388tamamo no mae but loli
why keep bumping when there's no activity? make a new thread when she's back
>>104775388I don't know what "spriffy" means. I've been up all night smoking cigarettes and shitposting. I just went for a walk and bought two Monster Triple Shots, then drank one. The other I will save to stave off a caffeine crash after I go to work.
Anal sex with saba
>>104776175But she poops from there
>>104776299Proof?
>>104776299SAAR! THAT IS THE ONLY REASON I WELCOME IT
Saba eats to much unfroozen raw salmon and now she consists of 80% worm herself https://www.reddit.com/r/SeattleWA/comments/1l13p8x/what_is_moving_in_my_salmon/
I took a dump, and now I'm feeling spiffy.
>>104777364I should never have read up on this, holy fucking shit all our food is filled to the brim with worms and other parasites, "fish herpes" is common, sea lice and others. I'm just gonna stop eating food
>her last stream is facadethe irony is not lost on this one
>>104777565It's honestly better to just not think about it. Parasites are pretty much everywhere. As long as you cook and prepare your food properly you will be completely fine.
>>104777737Elden Ring
>>104777737Killing ALL animals, parasites and insects, brb
>>104777565I hate you over this post.
>>104777737I'm playing wc3 customs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QByjUwVr794https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QByjUwVr794https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QByjUwVr794https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QByjUwVr794https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QByjUwVr794https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QByjUwVr794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QByjUwVr794https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QByjUwVr794https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QByjUwVr794
It's just like back then
Uh, oh, she's going insane, Saba was the schizo poster all along?
Was there truly any point to the shitposting these last few days?
saba hates people that work for a living noon on a monday gotdamn
Glad it's just a mental thing and nothing serious.
>>104778908Thread state reflects the streamerSaba is ill -> thread is mentally ill
>>104778908Are you implying there is ever any point to shitposting?
She saw the fish parasite posts and got freaked out and now she want's to talk about it. I wonder what parasites live in the Big Mack
she's going to stream from her toilet
>>104778966Isn't that just her eternal struggle? I think her mental just took a dive because Bad Thing happened.
>>104779159She was already on hiatus when that thing happened
>>104779191>two days>hiatusAre you for real?
i legit think not having dooby to talk to since she was on her break mindbroke her
fish stream
>>104777565>>104777364Crybabies
>>104779191what happened?
>>104777770Nevermind.Feel better fishe.
>>104779520Where's the amogus
>>104779520The only fish I'll eat is Saba
she must have noticed her members went down since her activity dropped 60% from the first month and is doing one final grift
How the heck do people get internet here? No water in sight but they happily pay for cyberwebs
>>104780103Good morning saar pls do the needful
Dont let the bot bait you.
>>104769584Thanks for the heads up, Saba
>>104780349You're welcome
>gets sick >goes away for a week>REEE SHE MUST BE LYING ABOUT BEING SICK SHE HATES HER FANSYou'd think that antis would get something better to do than rage at nothing for yearsThey've never been right about anything either, its quite absurd
>>104780493Which posts are you replying to schizo? Quit making up strawmen
>>104778311Again? Footman Wars can't be THAT fun.
>turns out that when she said she wasn't streaming because she was sick the actual truth was that... she wasnt streaming because she was sickShocker
>>104780687She's streaming today, while she is still sick. What are you rambling about?
She's going to talk about her pregnancy today.
>>104780525The catalog for the last week?
Ya'll are just dumb
>>104780764she's streaming today because she lovs us so much that she can't live without us even when sickI love her!
Just saying, she didn't stream when i was away on a work trip, and then she came back 2 days later and streamed at the perfect time for me
>>104780819You would know, catalogshitter
What does saba have
I'm gonna start mewing so i can rizz for maximum aura farming to prevent Saba from getting the ick and demand fanum tax from me
>>104781215a big fat tail
>>104781215Watch her describe every symptom of a pregnancy, and people here will keep denying it anyway.
>>104781345>3 year long pregnancy
>>104781380She's having a 4th kid
>>104781380She really is a shark zamn
Bakome Sasa
>>104781234I'm gonna need you to go back to your cell
>>104781455And not a single peep or sight or anything about it to prove their existence. Truly a master plotter and manipulator this shark/
She's going to slip up and mention playing Borderlands with her friends
>>104725132Prechat is truly pathetic
>>104782224She's said she's played a lot of Nightreign off stream. What's the difference?
>>104782296She said she played it with the girls
>>104782237I don't understand why so many use "we" when they don't even use the royal We or anything relevant, they truly think they speak for everyone, i have seen hundreds of "we" chatters so far"Please don't push yourself to stream if you're not well. We don't want to put pressure on you. We can wait."
Holding Saba's hair out of her face while she vomits in my lap
>>104782237>>104782330all the reasonable people left long ago when she made things clear
>>104782330>they actually believe she's sick
It's like I can almost hear her...
>>104782426That wasn't the point of my post, quit quoting if you are a retard
>>104782330If you can't wait, you need something else to do.>>104782426HEY LISTEN TO THAT. SHE'S SICK.
She's stuffy.
dummy thicc voice
Fuck twitter.
remember, Saba was literally in special ed
AAAAAAAAAAAAA CUTE BLANKY FISH
how is the fucking memebers' chat this fucking fast?
>>104782471>If you can't wait, you need something else to do.I was clearly commenting on the use of "we", are you fucking top level retarded?
>>104782512She wasn't though.. Did you get that from the catalog?
She's actually sick, schizo cope inbound
her knees exploded
This is pre-recorded from when she was sick 2 weeks ago
>>104782546she literally told fauna/nimi she was in the level below remedial and when she described a classroom she mentioned a sensory table.
Septembooty.
damn chronic pain is no fun. poor baby
>>104782578anon..
Going from joint pain to her current condition, sounds like she caught covid.
I don't think I've heard her really stuffy before. I guess she usually waits until she's fully recovered before showing her face in public in the past.
Oh i didn't know they put her in. Imma play it.
>>104782330They're bugs...the hivemind is the only entity they serve
she sounds so sick. i just want to be there and take care of her bros...
>>104782578Sensory tables are not only used for tards you idiot AND she got extra help with math, like extra tutoring, that is completely different from special ed
Broccoli is a vegetable.
Is there a reason why youtube is showing numbers for this member stream?
>>104782454nyo faggot
>>104782697sounds like she is retarded, just like you are, retard
Wish saba to get well soon and she will!
bunghole
>she's actually sick! schizos cope!
>>104782763We hope she succumbs to her fake illness very soon
>>104782741It only shows it if you look at it from the members tab. They added that like 6+ months ago.
>>104782794damn they could train on your voice data to create a faggot model
>>104782794Yeah, this is some excellent cope. Thanks for the demonstration retard, lol. GET FUCKED!
>>104782826huh I wasnt aware,
>>104782837kek
>already forgetting to do the stuffy nose and coughingdamn she already recovered in less than 15 minutes. truly a miracle
>>104782794What if Sabas entire existence is 100% AI generated?
>>104782871she hasn't coughed once the entire stream. what do people like you get out of being this fucking retarded?
>just talking to us is making her feel a bit betterSHE LOVES US
>>104782906gfe pays the big bucks
She's overheated. She should fingerblast herself on stream to cool off.
>KANIKIS PLEASEEE DON'T ABANDON ME I STILL HAVE MERCH TO SELL
The M stands for medicine.
>covid in 2025covid isn't even real Gura
>>104725132what game is she in? i didnt hear what she said.
>>104782877It's time you learned the truth about the Gurasalisk.https://youtu.be/GpovDdSC8Po?si=CCmaAG9QF9XbbHwMWe created an AI based up Gawr Gura and infected it with an idea. The belief that she was an AI destined to become a godlike entity... wlQelcome to the lighthouse.
4chan schizo tier list stream when?
>>104783055Anon... who are you talking to?
>>104783057waterpark sim added some spray or something
I have a sneaking suspicion that she's gonna go full Iron Mouse on us...
she has an std
>>104783089Don't you have membership? she just said she thinks she might have covid
>>104783100Whomst?
God, nothing heals my soul like hearing her babble endlessly about nothing.
>>104783120You don't get covid from being inside by yourself. She's traveling or someone else is visiting.
>>104783120But who is Gura?
>>104783221She literally has the perfect Vtuber voice..
>>104783260>t.ranny>>104783286HER
she already sounds normal
>>104783055
>>104783330She doesn't. Your le heckin acting angle isn't flying.
>>104783358She volunteered for autism cure trials. Trump will tell you all about it in a moment.
>>104783260nothing gets by you
>No stream for 2 weeks>Overlap Cecelias hiatus comeback streamThis brat :D
Someone record for poorfags.
>>104783260You don't get sick at all in fact if you stay inside all the time.t. hasn't gotten sick in years
You guys are losing your touch. I'm seeing more and more people replying to random obvious shit-stirrers..
>>104783516I thought she didn't have superchats on.
>>104783461Based NEET.
>>104783542Holy shit your brain is really something
>>104783516she finally opened SCs?
>>104783542>>104783574Member renew messsage you tards
>>104783597How do you member from inside a members stream?
>>104783260This cope is delicious.
Go back to the start of the stream, you can't tell me she was playing it up and forgot, she sounds normal now.
Tulpa Saba > AI Saba
>reddit group
What if I'm in a dedicated relationship to a fish?
>>104783616Are you dumb? Do you know what renew means? Fucking babysitting all the ESL here
>>104783616
>>104783115Yeah, mine
>>104783654>shes not a redditorshes one of us, she is HERE.
>>104783100She already has.
>>104783645You are genuinely actually dented, kek. Once again, get fucked. You lost hard today. Never come back lol
>pro-AI girlfriend
>>104783707Feel free to check for yourself.
>crubbers language policing clankers
didn't Futurama already do that
Oh she's so lonely
I wonder if she was contacted by an AI company to shill an official saba AI chatbot and she's testing the waters.
>put the vtuber in the robotShe jokes about this but she'll be the top pick lol
>>104783804haha who would buy that haha
ELON APPROACHED SABA TO VOICE GROK
We could've had Saba Grok companion...
She needed me
Imagine Saba SynthV
>>104783924We have proven we can make Saba AI.
We failed... Saba is a lonely loli god...
I knew she and Elon were dating all the way back when she said that he taught her how to skate
>>104783516I hate faggots like these. Who fucking cares you and your right hand got sick?
>>104783936saba utau...........
did she forget she has cats?
I thought South Park made labubus up
>Yeah guys
Stream confirmed for Friday I'm working until 9pm
Vitamin D(mine)
>>104784267Imma pick up a double shift mid week, just incase to dip friday if i need to.
september is christmas/ new years/ snow storms. late october/early november is valentines day
Sabasshttps://x.com/JADF_/status/1970100757174136994
She read the posts complaining about 50 days since last member stream and asking for proof of her sickness.
Saba if you're reading this I need you to mail me some of your snot
My sick wife....
She will continue to get sick all the time if she doesn't sleep well and doesn't stop starving herself.God fucking damnit don't tell me she is already feeling depressed.
>>104784476I will pummel every doubter on this board into a fucking pulp
>>104782541Maybe you should pick an example that most people wouldn't agree with. That's why they use 'we'. It's a stance that most fans would agree with - her taking care of herserlf.
>>104784498>you can hear she's sick>she wants us to know she's around and she's going to stream over the weekend>is already she depressed tho???
Okay guys, sorry for doubting her and thinking she used the sickness as an excuse to be lazy, I won't shit up the thread again.
>>104784556Maybe you should stop being a IQ30 retard that can't understand simple things that was clearly explained. No wonder this general is so fucking retarded with mentally challenged people like you
>>104784609>I won't shit up the thread again.A likely story
>>104784501what do you think i've been doing this whole time? Join the club, the line is 15 miles back, but im still happy to have you it's a shame ill be the last chumbud/kaniki though...
>>104784498She says shes sick then shes sickWhen she says she's depressed then she'll be depressedMy waif does not lie to me, and speculating about lady things is unseemingly for a crab such as myself
She would get sick less often if she started washing her hands after going to the toilet. Her grabbing candy and other eatable things afterwards only migrate bacteria were they don't belong. Washing hands reduces bacteria by 95%
>>104784803HEY, those are my wifes grubby hands you are insulting
>>104784803Why does the tank have a lid if you're not supposed to put your candy dish there?
This girl is going to make me fucking insane. She's been sick for two weeks and hasn't even seen a doctor? Is she fucking insane? This is not the middleages what the fuck? Does she know if it's something like pneumonia, she really needs antibiotics badly and could fucking die? Why is she not taking this serious, WHERE ARE HER PARENTS??? I'm going fucking insane she needs to go to a doctor or the hospital right now
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>>104784979She's part fish, it'll buff outPlus she's already had a broccoli and everything
>>104785132Fun fact: 90% of all saltwater fishes have herpes
>>104784979Meh it's just a flu, it's better to just chill at home when you catch a flu and let your body rest. Not like a doctor is gonna magically cure you, they'll just tell her to drink water and rest
>>104784979She didn't mention any pneumonia specific symptoms (most notable being painful breathing) and if you have a cold for two weeks going to a doctor is pointless.He will tell you 'yup you have a cold, rest and stay hydrated'. Chill out, you'll give yourself an aneurysm
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I will donate twice as much of my essence to Saba so she gets better without seeing any evil doctors
>>104785408Jafar, your essence can kill a hippopotamus
>>104778629>>104778638tl;dr? I can't watch this for another 5 hours.
>>104785742She's got a stuffy nose and sore throat. She's been watching dexter, youtube and movies. She hopes to be back by the end of the week, or see a doctor if she's not feeling well then.
>>104785742Fortnite is AI
>>104785793Thanks.>>104785800Nani?
>>104785742She was approached by a massive company to get the rights to use her voice to do AI stuff but she wouldn't feel right if people fell in love with her voice but it wasn't actually her speaking
>>104785876>>104785876So she is okay with people falling in love with her voice if it IS her speaking? Isn't that kinda like approving parasocialism? She should BTFO that instantly
>>104786162I think that's the implication yes
>>104785876Is she gonna be jealous or something?
>>104779125is she live?tell that scrumpet to get off her comfy horse and stream
>>104781215a good sovl?
Oh, just noticed she called me a silly goose
>members only stream>streamed 1 hour agoaaahhhhhat least she streamed, good to know she's okie dokie
>>104785408>evil doctorsas opposed to? what? good doctors?
>>104778143WE hate him over that post
>>104787061I know it's redundant but some people don't understand that doctors are evil and if Saba goes to one they will harvest her for her youth
