>elon buys hololive and is the new CEOWhat is his first move? How does he save the company?
>>104755088Make a Cat Girl Gen kek.He will not kick out the Homos tho kek
>>104755088get her back
He tries to debut a “meme gen”, it consists of a combination of the same type of Walking Personality Disorders that made that Vtards group (the one with the Troon Nazi Miku) and 2012esque ‘humour’ about Epic Bacon etc. it gets popular /here/ and with a few other contrarians for almost a week then starts to fade into obscurity, receiving a brief interest buff when it’s revealed that Elon tried to get one of the members to be the mother of his 23rd IVF child.
>>104755088he will ask 4chan what to do
>>104755088fires all girls in Hololive and replaces them with AI botsdebuts 3 more Holostars gens, all of which are contractually obligated to be his friend
>>104755347>Make a Cat Girl Genit's been done
>>104755088>Fires all ID and the homos and replace them with AI>Offers every good looking EN and JP 30 million dollars each so he can impregnate them
>>104755088let's be realhe would buy phase because they're heckin based and then proceed to call yagoo a pedo
Removing the unnecessary bloat from the EN branch
>>104755088His sexy daughter becomes a new member of gen 5
>>104755566You sad fell for it again Saba Gura fags. Just fuck off you insects. You are in the same line as Nima fans. Just get a job or stfu, you're pathetic just like your life and your little dick that wouldn't even saftify cunny.
>>104755088Axe the spinoff branches, but move Mori, Bae, IRyS, and FuwaMoco into JP.
>>104755570I feel like it's this, but then he tries to copy neuro and make grok vtuber who is broken and not even in a funny way.
>>104755088Debuts Holo India
>>104755088>saveIt's more likely he doesn't understand the market well, and fucks up.
>>104756911He is literally the dumbest trillionaire I've ever seen. Everything he touches turns to shit
I know what this thread is for, but the real answer is cutting redundant/unproductive staff.
>>104755088>mails his cum to all the talents>forces them to interact with ian miles cheong>they all quit>he replaces them with chatbots
>>104757084AI would make a terrible chuuba. The tech isn't there yet
>>104757111who is neuro-sama? retard
>>104757186that only works because she is a child. unless we want a corpo full of cunny chuubas it wont work
>>104755088>changes name into Xlive
>>104758435wouldn't holoX make more sense?
>>104755088JP company wishful fucking thinking
>>104758467Trump and Abe are bros. It could happen
>>104755088you have to be 18 or older to use this board
>>104755088Considering his track record, he fires the entirety of HoloJP and EN and only keeps the stars because they're men.
>>104755088the type of shit only holobros could shat out.
>>104755088Elon is a fraud why would you want him to destroy hololive with his mismanagement? Unless this is another phase civil war deflection thread
>>104755088>Allow the talents to keep their IPs after leaving >Watch all of them jump ship as the company is a net negative>Rest easy knowing you put it out of its misery, therefore saving it
>>104757186Calling people a retard over a staged v2t chubba? Who's the retard now retard?
>>104755088fire everyone younger than 30
>>104757231um based
>>104764523>fire everyone younger than 30Thats only the men. For the women he would fire everyone over 25.
>>104755088Cover corp currently has 679 employees for 88 streamers half of them are gone in the first week
>>104764943>half of them are gone in the first weekThe employees or the streamers?
>>104755088He can't. He could buy Phase to ruin though.
>>104757186A chat bot for retards.
>>104765059yes
>>104755088Fire everyone that knows what they are doing and then the product explodes just like always.
>>104755088>Offers far too high of sum to purchase Hololive, unable to backout>Stops paying all rent to cut costs>Stops paying all non-required cost and some required>Anyone that complains quits or has to deal with lower wages and no perks>Debuts all graduated girls and boys with new voices, paid bare minimum, none are of their original nationality>All future vtubers that quit are replaced with new voices without an announcement for either>Viewers still watch and say the replacements are better
>>104755088Make a new AI to compete with Neuro Sama and train it off the Hololive girls
>>104755088>elon buys.....Nigga hasn't paid off twitter yet. Tesla and spacex aren't doing too hot either.
>>104755347He'll be mad that da boiz aren't at the top like the big Twitch streamers, shill them even harder than Yagoo has ever done, then silently back down when it inevitably backfires.
>>104765171yeah, me
>>104755088He would buy Anycolor first because it has a higher net worth, then run it into the ground all the same.
>>104755088The avatar of ruin can only bring about the downfall
>>104756151Holy personally attack, i left vtuber for like 2 years and just recently came back, what happened?
>>104755088Merges with VAllureMandates streaming on XRefuses to elaborateLeaves
>>104755088same thing he did with xitter.>fire 90% of staff.>your oshi will see your posts more often if you buy premium.>profit
>>104755088Save? lol, lmao even. He'll run it into the ground
>>104767204>X is once again worth $44 billion, a valuation that comes with Musk sharing improving financials for the company and advertisers like Apple and Amazon.com returning to spending on the platform. https://finance.yahoo.com/news/elon-musk-paid-high-price-114537561.htmlWhile X's revenue has dropped since Musk took the company private, a recent report showed an improvement in recent months to revenue and showed that adjusted EBITDA was also improving.One of the items helping X's valuation is likely the company's stake in artificial intelligence start-up xAI. Musk offered a 25% stake in xAI to investors who helped back the original Twitter purchase.X is also nearing the launch of X Money, the company's push into digital wallets and peer-to-peer payments as part of Musk's plan to have the company part of an "everything app." Visa Inc (NYSE:V) was named as the company's first partner for X Money back in January. large banks that helped finance the Twitter buyout have been stuck holding their debt in the company longer than they typically do on large buyout deals like Musk's. A quick declining value led to bankers seeing lower valuation for their debt and reasons to hold on until things improved.Lenders sold off their debt recently with values of 90 to 95 cents on the dollar and in some cases at original value, which comes on top of interest payments the banks have already received.March 21, 2025
>>104755088>>104758504Trump is a great friend of Mikochi. He won't allow Elon anywhere near Hololive.
>>104755088He renames all hololive membersXalliope XoriXino'xae XinaXakanashi XiaraXiori XovellaXixi Xuxin
>>104769952what the fuck is this piece of shit
>>104764936>For the women he should fire all the good talents and keep all the worst onesGo to bed elon it's late and you've got work tomorrow.
>>104755088Put Kiara on a SpaceX rocket and fire her into the sun.
>>104770121HoloEN became Nobodies?
>>104755088he'll replace all talents (even JP) with H1B's
>>104769516Everyone is a gay tranny
>>104755088Bans all HoloJp calling them racist and then hire from the pool of twitch nepotism.
>>104770131Miko used to follow Trump on xitter
Give each member living in Japan a large tube of white milk to ensure they all get pregnant. Take personal action to prevent Japan from disappearing.
>>104755920So just all of EN?
>>104772451Fucking why
>>104775707Because she just saw him as a funny meme man
>>104757186Neuro-sama is nothing without Vedal
>>104757186>anon thinks you can just make a ton of neuros lol lmao
>>104755088Which Holos would he seduce and have his test tube babies?
>>104755088Lets be real, he probably mismanages it and a bunch of girls end up leaving. He also tries to fet with one of the holos and ends up freaking them out.
