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>>104819192
The train car rocked gently as it trundled down the rail, and Ike rocked back and forth standing in the aisle. He had to pee, but unlike many of the other misadventures he had been on recently (seriously, why do these things keep happening to him?) he wasn’t nearly bursting, just a normal amount of desperation. He would get off the train and head straight home to go pee, right away. Until then he simply seemed to onlookers to be lightly fidgety, shuffling his weight from one leg to the other but no need to outright cross his legs or squeeze his cock or anything.
But then- a jolt went through his entire body, and the blue-haired boy nearly doubled over in panic and desperation. What-
One doesn’t often think about the fact that the bladder wall is made up of a type of muscle. But right then and there Ike was made painfully aware of that fact as he had just felt some fiber of that bladder wall muscle TWITCH. Ike’s heart raced, and so did his thoughts as he tried desperately(hah) to process what had just happened. *What the fu- the heck?? What was that??* The bizarre contraction had passed, but Ike still felt like he was teetering over the edge of spilling his piss, a far cry from the comfortable holding state he had been in before. He looked around the train car in a panic, trying to regain his composure before anyone noticed him practically doing a potty dance in public. *Is there something wrong with me?? Am I… dying??* Almost scarier than the thought of pissing publicly himself in this enclosed space full of strangers was the idea that he might need to, gasp, see a doctor. Doctors are scary, the last time he’d tried to see one, his appendix had exploded! That… wasn’t really the doctor’s fault, but the association was there nevertheless.
In the seconds after the bizarre attack Ike had hastily reworked his post-travel plans to make a beeline for the station bathroom rather than go home to relieve himself, but as the moment passed and Ike somewhat calmed down, he began to walk that idea back, and when the train reached the station he took to the streets as previously planned and cautiously began to make his way homeward.
Walking the peaceful streets of Stockholm Sweden, Ike idly wondered what that was. Y’know, it might not be anything huge. Just an oddity, a random occurrence. Perhaps he’d been overstressing himself lately, or the various comedic bladder events he’d been put through had put too much stress on his bladder… Yeah, he just had to take it easy and let his body recover from all the bizarre events he’d been put through, that’d probably fix it. Yeah.
But just as he concluded that- it happened again. Yet again, what felt like a single thread within the walls of his bladder contracted for just a sec, and this time it was too much. A single squirt of the urine within him spurted out into his pants, soaking into the fabric. Ike let out a yelp, grabbing at his crotch and jumping, then looking around frantically as if to ask, who did that?? But no one was around to blame, or to see, fortunately. Ike put his head down and continued moving homeward, now at a strict trot. The flow had been brief, but the sodden spot in his clothing, warm as his body temperature but now rapidly cooling in the cold Swedish air, served as a reminder of what could strike again at any moment. Ike simply hoped it hadn’t soaked through enough to be visible to bystanders, or that he could move along fast enough that nobody would notice.
Ike barely even waited for the door of his home to swing shut behind him before stomping his way to his bathroom, tossing his jacket and bag hastily aside along the way. Finally, approaching the porcelain throne he hastily unzipped his pants and whipped out his cock and, as quickly as he could, commenced peeing. Phew… he breathed a sigh of relief, not just to the feeling of finally getting relieve himself after a long day but to hopefully putting this ordeal behind him… As he finished squeezing out the last drops, pointedly as though to wring out whatever had rebelled within him, he mused vaguely on the feeling that there was some entity out there, messing with him… Nah, that’d be absurd. He jiggled to shake off the last remaining drops then returned his member to the now cold and clammy seat of his pants- he’d better get changed, maybe a shower… Yeah, a nice warm shower to relax after this bizarre day. He’d feel better after it and then it would never happen again… surely.
As he pressed the flusher, he spent a glowering glance over one shoulder, just in case that entity was watching, then started his awkward damp waddle towards his room to obtain clean clothes… And perhaps, as he exited the room, some entity watched him go and chuckled to itself.

Bro I was just typing a post at the end of the thread, got the "you can't reply to this thread anymore", the thread went into the archive. ...And then a few seconds later it updated again and it got another post. Someone posted after the thread was archived. I knew we have a fucking mod in here with us.

>>104825463
hard pass

>>104825463
the fuck you meant nijien+?????

>>104825520
it's the rapture

>>104825551
Da rapture

Now THIS is a shitpost thread

who's channel is 3d karaoke on
I assume it's gonna be those karaoke booth 3d things that jps have done?

>>104825592
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WZsSlSshW4

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>>104825626
>3am
it's over for me

Why hasn't anyone posted in like two hours what the fuck

>>104828703
they are all dead

>>104828703
they're in the other thread that's less good because there isn't a wall of text in the second post about ike pissing himself

>>104828703
This is the troll thread, look at the + in the OP

>>104828752
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>>104828786
Wait that's crazy that you all replied in minutes despite there not being any posts in hours, are you all seriously just sitting with this thread open but not posting in it?

>>104828814
>are you all seriously just sitting with this thread open but not posting in it?
...because this is the troll thread, I post in the real thread. I just keep this one open in case anyone has anything to talk about here.

>>104825636
more views than elira

>>104828851
We should be using this one anyway, the trolls get confused when there's multiple threads.

>>104828786
a single + mind broke you lol

>>104828814
anons are lonely

>>104831556
LONELY WAY