This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!Schedule: collab week! some times tbd, more updates to come! yay!https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1970041077412565360/photo/1Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlAhttps://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOughttps://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3GgTwitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumiYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumiTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumiTwitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikanekohttps://gofile.io/d/KGXbJthttps://gofile.io/d/votdVzhttps://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvgShe's going to stream later SPECIAL ANNOUNCMENT: Lumi has a special message to her gumishttps://files.catbox.moe/nm9rhv.mp3https://files.catbox.moe/f8c730.mp4Previous Thread:>>104813285
its over for lumlumshe vill never be tsarina
>>104909692you missed the sound
good girl tard! you deserve headpats and a nice long walk
>>104910499Roll over>Waves treatCammon. Roll over!
Lumi is telling some white woman factshttps://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
>>104909439What’s the appeal of Lumi other than her being blonde blue eyed white women with racist outbursts?
>>104910726Man It feels nice to hear this retard again with her bait takes
Lumi has tech issues
>>104896231Lumi said she likes arranged marriages. So I assuming she's expecting stardad to take care of that
>Lumi hates anti-natalismI wonder why? Also, nice to see Lumi call her coworkers retards.
>Lumi doesn’t like paying taxes >She thinks IRS are robbers
>>104899216She seems like she wants a connection more than someone who makes 100k. As long as he's making ok money I don't think she will care if he's blue collar or not
She has spreadsheets and Sakana called her insane for that
>>104911776He's right
I want to bitch about all of the shit tier games but she probably would have exploded without a break so hopefully she has fun
https://x.com/david_ca6/status/1971586822150172694>“Why is it brown?”
>>104916937Lumi can't help herself
she repostedhttps://x.com/salmon_hater86/status/1971698571461513392
good to know
https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1971760808318358005Think she has a crush on fox husband...
>>104920365She only loves the fox husband because he's abusive in all but one of the endings.
>>104920365Does anyone have a clip of her lusting over fox husband?
What is Lumi good for?
>>104922002Being a brocon menhera
>>104922769In all seriousness can we fix her brocon tendencies?
>>104923720I’m her brother, what do I do
Will you shut up and listen to Lumi when she's talking?
>>104924200I do everyday.
>>104924200When a Black woman is speaking I sit my ass down and I listen and learn
>>104924200I'm surprise she didn't get punish for saying that
>>104910887do you really want to know?
>>104926486yes
>>104911729uhhh yeah... a connection with some Ivy league grad. She's not retarded, she's not gonna tell her mostly low level white collar viewers that she's looking for an old money college athlete.
>>104927310Old money only marries into old money and Lumi is not old money
>>104927330Which is why she's an undisclosed age, attractive and single.
>>104927355Why won't she settle?
>>104927369Too comfortable. No reason to break it except for someone she feels will make her life qualitatively better. Which is an ivy league grad that was also an athlete and owns a boat, is experienced but not too experienced and knows when to be rough but not too rough, gentle but not in a bitch way
I think I could satisfy what Lumi (probably) wants (good education, good line of work, fairly high salary, athlete) but I’m probably too right wing for her
Watching the Silent Hill F vod. Why does Lumi hate the childhood friend
>>104929935Childhood friends are competitors for her brother’s heart (dick)
>>104919457Phase connect?
how do i find a femgumi gf
>>104930476theres only like 3 unless you count other vtubers
>>104929935What I want to know is why is Lumi so ignorant about why FMC loves her older sister and seething that her older sister left her.
>>104930562Who are they?
>collab stream later>it's a sponsored stream>probably no stream after the sponsor stream
>>104927551I'm all of those things but I'm not marrying a streamer. lumi is fun to watch but she is fucked in the head. I appreciate how submissive she is but until she shows she can tell certain limp dicked faggots to fuck off, no one like that is going to let her raise their kids.
>>104926589it is going to be long and you wont like why
>>104924200The fantasies we create in these threads and spread out on the wider internet are more entertaining
>>104932008We need to be thankful we're not as sponsorcucked as capipis. Lumi respects us not to do that to us.
where is lumi? we only get her for 2 hours today before losing her to that basic goth bitch again.
Is sunbro going to be able to handle taking 3 white women at once?
>>104937502he has too much willpower to be concerned by such triffles
>>104937420https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1971980704507744766She overslept
>>104938512stream cancelled
>>104938512yeah with me
I had a dream where Lumi's tabs leaked and it was full of yaoi smut and she freaked out and said Dizzy was on her computer
>>104939918But Lumi hates gays
Why didn't people post the collab?https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
>>104943016Layna is shit.
>>104944456the only good thing to come out of this was runi's voice acting.
you normally cant tell when lumi is a mess becsuse she normally has her shit together so well. when she fucks up your first impulse is to just beat her with a stick until you're sure she stops. I think maybe she needed some nice today. sleep well little retard. you need it which means you must deserve it
>spent the day daydrinking with friends and family>ended on a high note with a few hours of buzz left in the tank>want to hardcore gamecuck while listening to this woman yap>she's not liveWhy are vtubers so unreliable?
>>104947985Today was a mess for various reasons
>>104933462If God was real this wouldn't happen btw
>>104927310>a connection with some Ivy league grad.You should explain to ghe class
Lumi likes Blue-collar workers, right?
>>104947985I just watched Oli instead, it was really fun
>>104950576Oli makes me think life is worth living. However she was not live when I got home.
>>104948146I literally couldnt believe it. the no show and delay tweet made it impossible to take her seriously for 20 minutes. then 5 minutes later, she was phoning in a rushed collab. after all those half assed streams it was easier to assume she stopped caring than notice those five minutes were spent taking everything the wrong way. not checked out.If lumi was acting like a pmsing bitch, it doesnt matter if she is ragging it or not. she isnt checked out or distracted. even if she takes a vacation, she will think that means from streaming when discord is probably responsible for 70% of this. weak men thrive in this type of scenario too. she's going to have a freak out. I'm still rooting for her but she will need luck
>>104950236do you really want to know anon? it isnt a flat no but you will not like the answer
>>104950236lol
I didn't catch the collab, was it worth it?
>>104952041no
>>104952041No it felt like (and was) an advertisement. None of their personality came out as they were all just reading dialogue.
>>104952118what were they doing?
>Lumi insists she's 23>Uruka says that Lumi and Starbro have a 10-year age gap>Uruka also said that she can't date starbro because she felt she was being a EphebophiliaExplain the inconsistency
>>104952241Chicks don't like younger guys, it's not that complicated
>>104952241Lumi isn't 23 she's turning at minimum 30 this year (the cutoff for millennial>zoomer)Uruka dropped out of college once and then re-enrolled then who knows what the fuck I don't watch herUruka is probably 24 or 25 and Starbro is 20-22 and everyone in their 20s is very concerned about age gaps next question
>>104952585Starbro is 18; the visage of youth.
https://litter.catbox.moe/tyln6dss7a0j6c3p.mp4
>>104952144making us cringe
>>104952585lumi isnt 30 you mouth breather
>>104954306remember when she used to have fun vtubing? back when all she did was stream and avoid collabs, group projects, and over involvement with women on discord? she was a full time grad student too. I'm sure everyone who says she is streaming too much isnt a useful idiot
>>104954696>Starbro's 19>I'm 10 years older than himSo which is it?
>>104954808Lumi was lying. She's at maximum, 4 years older than him
Lumi has no reason to not play the Bloodborne port.Jets is doing it right now!!!!!!
>>104954808were you 19 when you graduated from high school? did you consider a gap year after your freshmen year at uni? she even outright told us without an oblique starbro reference how old she is. it isnt 30
>>104954854>>104954883We already did the math >>102724051
>>104954854high five in case that was intentionally clever
>>104954906The math only maths out if starbro was born when Lumi was 8 and not 10.
>>104954967how long does it take to get a bachelor's and then a master's in a different field with a year or two's work in between?
>>104954906sent probably meant kintergarden. lumi lies about stupid shit to emphasize a point all the time. she's a slavic girl whose parents put their intelligence to work coming up with novel ways to inflict pain. occam's razor says woman moment
>>1049551686 years for the BA/S (4) plus masters (2) then work (however many)
>>104955235Okay I know who you are, opinion discarded. We see eye to eye on a lot of things but I'm at the very least honest and argue in god faith.
>>104955275And she got her Master's in July 2023, and there's your answer
>>104955279I'm not arguing in bad faith anon. I dont care about what she said directly because anything that would explicitly trigger an opsec flag is suspect by nature. it's incidental details. there are loads but the most recent example was her being shocked someone had a kid at 42. she is smart but not smart enough to keep making the same "mistakes" consistently.
Behold, Lumi being a good loving older sister.https://files.catbox.moe/kqhulb.mp3
>>104955360no contest. we know how many years she has been 23.
Its fun to watch retards argue about her age when she revealed her age two years ago during her birthday stream
>>104956084Yeah, she revealed she was 21.
>>104956084yeah shut up. it's more fun to use reason and it's more useful to center focus on that because reason always stunlocks retards and reasonable people dont do crazy shit. citing facts is the reductio ad populum shit that makes things worse for everyone
>>104956084She did it last year too on accident. The fact people are still confused is even more funny I think.
Shes been silent after the stream, hope she had fun on her date.
>>104955501What a good sister
Is Lumi's stream from 11 days on twitch the latest one where she played Expeditions Rome? I really enjoy her playing X-Com kind of games
>>104930562if i get a vtuber femgumi gf i can have 2 oshis
>>104963743>femgumi
>>104963660yeah. she skipped it this week so make us choke down silent hill slop after saying we would play. but we get it back wednesday. she is.. not good at it. she's getting the same mental blocks she used to have playing rts. only this time she is reading chat's answers to the questions, not doing it, and blaming chat. I know it could sound cute but.. just be prepared.
>>104952241 Lumi has made fun of this inconsistency herself. Do you think you've caught her in a lie or something?
Why does Lumi have the best hands of phase connect
>>104966720there are people who think she has a 22k coffee maker. even though the spoof model cited in the shit post is an office building scale unit designed to pump out as much cheap caffeine from low quality coffee as possible. there is very little thinking, and on the rare occasions it does occur, only then is it labeled pseud shit. it's hilarious but sort of sad.
>>104968757anon told me marfan syndrome and that is a very funny rrat so I say we decide it is a genetic disease
>>104954696Not intell November
>>104964774wasn't Miia a femgumi?
>>104970989There used to be 3 or 4 but only one of them stuck around after Oblivion
>>104958522she is either 29, soon 30, or already 32warm or cold? purely feels conjecture
>>104971019wow, those girls chose the worst yuri wannabe target
>>104971085Women spend at least 50% of their life living vicariously through other women, I guess it's the same with a lot of zoomers and their influencers. You have to reframe it from being about goals and wanting things for yourself to understand.
>>104970989They had a falling out
>>104975471no they didnt
livewww.twitch.tv/kanekolumiwww.twitch.tv/kanekolumiwww.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
>>104909439whore
>>104978930She’s pure and virginal
Not very lovable lately. I'm finding someone else
>>104980116She's in her burnout phase, this will go on for 2 more weeks then she'll need to reset. But the lovebomb on her birthday will be insane
>>104980116Come watch Oli, it's the natural progression of Gumis who get burned
>>104980833Way ahead of you. Do we have a general
>>104980867/Lemon/
>>104977977My cute wife.
Lumi is being quite sassy today
She even has the buns...with a recolor...I'm home...
>>104986366>Oli is a copycatWe know.
>>104986395>Sailor moon has entered the chat
>>104985614*every day
>>104971200What kind of woman lives vicariously though Lumi?
>>104991523Girls like Elfin I guess who wished they commanded the same attention.Miia used to because Lumi played boy-games and made it way faster than most.Women who wish they could go online and talk about their day and have people listen and pay for it.Lumi does this too if you've noticed with Layna, Olivia, Dizzy and her irl friends. They all represent something she's lacking in life
>>104991880How is Lumi living vicariously though Layna, Olivia, Dizzy and her irl friends
>>104992497Well people usually snoop around their personal life, ask what they're doing and is more interested in what they're up to rather than the actual person. I really don't know at what level you require an explanation here so please help me out.
Why does Lumi like to be abused?
>>104994195The answer is the same as the other 90% of questions regarding Lumi:Woman
If Starbro dated one girl from phase connect, which girl would Lumi be okay with?
>>104996027Aiko
>>104996027Dizzy. If starbro dates Dizzy, then Dizzy will give Lumi nepotistic rewards.
>>104996027Uruka, or any of the younger phase girls. I doubt Lumi would feel comfortable with Dizzy, Airi, Tenma or the more hagish phase girls dating her brother. Imagine if Starbro started dating Lia
Lumisly 2026...
>>104996813imagine if Starbro had a daughter with Lia.
>>105000528No thanks
>>105000904Why not
>>104998564Real?
>>105002859yes
>>104998564next year she'll drop all of the pretenses, stop reading smut, and go back to gooning to her streams. then six months before she graduates just do one last filter where she just acts like she does on an average real life day. her yabs are just viewer culls that end with her grooming whoever she secretly likes of those who remain. she doesnt even know she is doing it.
>>105005023Sounds like a whole lot of not going to happen. She's getting more comfortable with Xynchro and not responding to pupi that much anymore
I love how Tenma pulled the>Oh no my PC is shit, please understandto get out of the collab with Lumi and then debuted a new model the same day the collab was gonna happen
>>104996027Lumi
>>105006689It really do be like thatThe reason she won't talk about Starbro anymore is that she's afraid she'll get psyop'd into going through with it
>>105006774But she just talked about starbro recently.
Will Lumi stream later?
>>105007434in 3 hours or sohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn5y7sbLcew
>>105005499she was always cozy with xynchro. she pays him. she's been paying just as much attention to pupi. I was shit posting (sort of) but never confuse a vtubers interactions with free marketing as anything other than what it is
>>104989219She made fun of me for failing a while ago like that too.She probably doesn't remember, but I'm glad someone returned the favour.
https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1972581924968521813NO BRAKES ON THE LEMON TRAIN
Im glad she slept in. I just want begining of the year lumi back when she only focused on streaming for us
Now that I think about. Didin't Lumi said around year ago that she would never eat on stream? Nowadays she's eating ever 3rd stream
>>105012102she needs to eat more you can't call barely eating a single cookie a breakfast
>>105012288She's a thin white woman that barely exercises. She needs way more calories than you think.
>>105013094less*She can eat more and get tastefully thicker when she's married.
>>105011788You think Lumi misses any of the chatters pre-yab? I bet chat dynamic changed a lot after people changed out
>>105014651she paid for a bunch of toggles she stopped using. so I'll let you connect the dots on what changed
>>105009904bro you sound bitter. it's lumi. she failed a VN. call her a stupid whore and move on
>>105015427Not following but don't really care either *shrug*
>>105017346I miss them. they were cute. chat is full of schizo coomers and projection now so I grudgingly get why she did it
>>105016318Cute
Live: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
>Lumi's family tried to buy a castle
Tell me about starbro: Why does he prefer Jelly and Shinna over Lumi?
what is lumi's malfunction
>>105023780Her father was a sub and her mom was a dom, her little brother is also a sub. Warped her view in relationship.
>>105024061I meant right now
>>105024061Pretty much this, I gather she got being a doormat from her father while looking for a doormat bf that doesn't have a functioning relationship with his mother
>>105023780Lumi is fuel by spite
>>105025098that runs out eventually
>>105025098what is she spiting gumis for? this isn't teasing. just dark.
>>105016318She buys flowers for herself every week?
>>105026290Starbro sends them to her.
SHE DID IT
>>105026290not always. my guess is that she is trying to stave off the madness of fall. I don't think it will work this time. it is still cute to get notifications with random flowers on your timeline.
>>105026290I think she's said she has some subscription to a flower service in the past
>>105025625>what is she spiting gumis for?For being poor and fat.
I just want to say her obsession with boiling water in a kettle instead of a microwave is completely retarded, like the idea that instant Ramen and Tea gets tainted from being in the water boiling box
>>105028149>microwavemicrowaving instant ramen is bad for you
>>105028149Electric kettles are just faster.. you're suboptimal
>>105028199only in the microplastic cup>>105028205but she does it on a stovetop
>>105028271>only in the microplastic cupAnd in styrofoam cups, dumbass.
>>105028301which is why I dont get those and dump it in a ceramic ramen bowl and into the microwave it goes for 3:30-4min
>>105028149its prole coded so she dislikes it. don't read any farther into it
>>105028410Sometimes I wonder if Lumi was the right choice, I feel like Ember gets me
>>105028521Lumi is only for white-collar workers. Ember is for blue-collar workers
>>105028551fake white collar more like, they're always like>Imagine not being STEMmeanwhile all of them is some variant of Project Manager or HR person
>>105028709Lumi only deserves the best.
