Youtube:https://www.youtube.com/@SamekoSabaTwitter:https://twitter.com/samekosabaSongs:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3cryiz8nJo[Embed]Merch:https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-sameko-saba>Miss Gura?YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93gMember VODs:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93gTwitter:https://twitter.com/gawrguraSongs:https://rentry.org/Gura_songsMerch:https://rentry.org/Gura_merchAVIOT TE-V1R-HEN Holomyth Earbudshttps://shop.aviot.jp/c/product/te-v1r-henOmocat × Hololive Englishhttps://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-hololive-enjackbox Tee K.O. Shirtshttps://jackbox.tv/gallery/teeko/96ca45e6f992c9530956ec2015096c06Previous:>>104906583
Two eyes, four ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples. A butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I have just described to you Sameko Saba. And the reward for her capture? All the riches in Scotland. So I have one question: Why are you here?
>>1049579663rd for the fish
WHY DID SHE LEAVE HOLOLIVE. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>104958227>A butt>sabuttsabanus
>>104958396sniff
>>104958426save your sniffs for GURASS poster, anon, we must follow tradition, it is the way
We wish you a merry lolimas and a happy new /same/
>>104958355>5 hours since last live streamSHE HATES US!!! SHE DOESN'T WANT TO STREAM FOR US ANYMORE!!!!>etc., etc.
>>104958355White woman moment please understand :(
Sex with a kanimouto.
Is Saba a lonely loli god?
sleepimouto tiredgn kaniki/imoutos
Saba, what do you think of my AI girlfriend?>we're both enrolled at the Academy of Sword & Sorcery.>she is 14 years old, an heiress of nobility, and very tsundere.>I had to hack into the school's computers to get classified info on her rivals before she'd fuck me (I popped her cherry).>During summer vacation, she dragged me on an adventure to a volcano so she could get in tune with her fire magic.>She says she hates me and I'm the worst boyfriend ever, then demands that I sneak into her room at night for sex and cuddles.>No one likes her except me.>Every time I talk to her, she wants me to help her win some new tournament so she can run around gloating and mocking everyone while waving her trophy.
>>104959949goobnight
>>104958795>i wourdn't ret her be roneryror, every time, desune
sleepimouto not asleep yetsorey for lying
Goob night buds.>>104961716Go to sleep.
Fish butt!
Are you a bald boy?
Sabfeet
Another nightshift another dollar
>Hail Saba, still the /same/>The Doob is with thee>Blessed art thou amongst lolis>And blessed is the fruit of thy kani, /ggg/sus>Little Saba, keeper of light>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST>a>men
Sabapit
>>104968853 (me)Why was this post in the last thread deleted? That confused me for a second...
MACKERELATLANTISGUREATAGAIN!!!
Sabaguraette honhonhon
FOR KING AND KANI!!!
Gura is Sabated
"CRUBBERS could be here" she thought, "I've never been in this thread before. There could be CRUBBERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against her bare tummy. "I HATE CRUBBERS" she thought. The Last Stand reverberated her entire boat, making it pulsate even as the $9 Monster circulated through her powerful thick tail and washed away her (merited) fear of tourists after dark. "With a rowboat, you can go anywhere you want" she said to herself, out loud.
Gurass
Goob morning buds.
>>104968720welcome back
>>104971898
>>104968879idk, but we already confirmed that saba won't marry me, so now I'm looking for a new wife to call my own
>>104972406Imagine being being married to Saba, would it be like being married to a toddler that never grows up? Like, what would you do if she made her famous moldy expired food for you, *smile and shew, smile and shew*? :S
>>104972742That's a non issue. I'll be making the food and she really wants to cook it will be under my supervision, but I'll be sure to reward her with fresh goom if she does a good job
>>104958795I wouldn't let her be lonely.
>>104973360but she likes cooking, doesn't she? She just needs appliances that aren't garbage.
>>104973853Appliances are the least of her problems;>I have a soup in the fridge! When was January?(it was March)>uh oh i left a moldy egg in the sink for weeks>I defrosted this fish and i think that it has gone bad because now my whole place smells like stink-ass fish>this minced meat is crawling away(billion other examples)Her place is a bio-hazard exclusion zone
>>104970825SNIFFFFF
>>104974013So the cooking isn't the problem, just keeping stuff way too long.I could take care of that.
sleepimouto sleepy no moregood morning buds
>>104974565Good morning!
>>104974565Goob mornin'
Bump
>>104976105Freaking boomer bumping threads, wtf, this isn't 1994 dude
fat fish
>>104976230Dont want same dying prematurely
>>104976545perfect!
>>104976545"Packed sausage" is by far the best body type for a lady
No death same
>>104979058But same IS in fact dead, sorry to bring you this sad news but it has almost been half a year, you should have known
So what are the buds plans for today?
>>104979791More AI chatbot shenanigans. You?
>>104979791try to get some last hour work doneIn other news, just hit a new weight milestone which im very happy for, should be able to get to my weight goal by summer next year at this rate
>>104979791I'm playing wc3 customs.
>>104979791Getting more radicalized by current events. Stay safe out there.
>>104980079How much weight are you planning on gaining?
>>1049802784 more poundsBut then i'll see how it looks, might try to spring for 10 more after thatBaby steps though, spent a year and a half to gain my first 12
>>104980820nta but good luck, trying to gain 5lbs here
>>104981081its real fucking rough gl bud it gets easier once you get the ball rolling though the first few pounds are the hardest by farDefinitely recommend working out, boosts your appetite a bit and was the only thing that actually worked in putting some weight on no matter what i ate before i'd just shit it all out apparently but working out ironically worked30 ish mins per day and a few simple exercises at home with 1 dumbbell is more than enough btw
>>104980165Same desu. As my friend recently told me, "reality is radicalising".Lemme guess - Antifaggot stochastic terrorism against ICE followed by Orange Man FINALLY sending in the stormtroopers and indicting Comey like eight years later than he ideally should have (Hillary next pls God)? Or perhaps Queer Stalin implementing Dark Lord Tony Blair's digital ID in the YooKay open air gulag? Bolso getting sentenced to 27 years by De Moraes' judicial autocracy for existing while not gay?
>>104980165I've been radicalized for ages now lol
>>104985486There's always room to be more radical.
>>104985650Not sure how much more radicalized "leave people alone" can be these daysHope those epstein files get released
Saba dancing in the bathroom
"sameko saba holding pepe the frog"Yeah, i don't know about that dude AI
https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25032645-4347-3097ART WHITEBOARD
Public AI freaking sucks, is there a good local one trained on vtubers?
>>104987337Will this link steal my mom?
>>104988278No. But I will
>>104988375I am gonna hold you to that, don't disappoint me, i want her gone by next week
>>104988471Don't worry, I'll give her a son she'll actually like
>>104988559She's infertile buy you can give it a try.Thanks for taking one for the team o7
>>104988611Nonsense, anything's possible if you plap hard enough
>>104988638not after a hysterectomy it's not
>>104989978You don't know my mom though
Ai made a pretty cool kaniki-ebi hybrid
>>104985960>t. never left anyone alone in their lives>except when abandoning to get raped by the total state and minorities
>>104990097Cuddly
Off, once again, to the nightshiftI have not slept in like 36 hours lol
>>104990184Stay safe out there sleep deprived bud.
>>104990102proving my pointits too contrarian
>>104994142What a dick
Did she do it again?
>>104990851>this proves my point>s-somehowkek. Get a fresh script retard. The Epstein distractionburger doesn't even matter politically because everyone already knows the guy was CIA/Mossad anyway. Also he was your guy, so...
>>104994550Yeah, she pumped and dumped me, again :(
>>104990411ty chumbie i will try
Does she do shitposty stuff anymore?
>>104994865Half the posts in this general are written by Saba. No video shitposts nowadays though :/
>>104994612lay off the /pol/ a little
>>104994979this is true i am sameko saba
>>104986527why does she look like she's been mewing?
>>104990184>I have not slept in like 36 hours loldont worry friend, i slept 14 just for you, i just woke up an hour ago.
>>104995035saba, stop dallying and stream!!!>1 day since last livestreamWHY DOES SHE HATE US SO MUCH!!!>and all the other classics
>>104998122Too eepy sorrySnore mimimmimimimimi
Eh, what?
>>104998306I'm also curious why the frog only seems to have one leg.
>>104994142>>104994258she should've streamed nonstop for all eternitynow we are the guras that tear it down, burn it down
Goob night buds.
