Thread for all discussion, shitposts and banter related to /vt/ League 9https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vt/_League_9>VODs of the last matches available on:https://implying.fun/vtl9/>where to watchhttp://vtleague.420699.xyz/>what is divegrassPut simply, a simulation of -WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT ALL THAT EXPLANATION BULLSHIT. IT'S THUNDERDOME TIME.8 THREADS ENTER, ONLY 1 LEAVES. THE CARNAGE STARTS AT 17:00 UTC.GET HYP
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>what is divegrassPut simply, a simulation of Pro Evolution Soccer being competed between teams which are embodiments of threads/generals of /vt/. The players represent facets of each thread/generals culture. All of the matches are AI versus AI.>when to watchDay 1-3: September 12-14Day 4-6: September 19-21Day 7-9: September 26-28Day 10-12: October 3-5All dates start at 17:00 UTC. Check your local timezones to confirm when that is in your timezone.>LISTEN UP! The Official ∕vt∕ League Albumhttps://files.catbox.moe/nck8ya.torrent>Today's Matches>/wvt/ v /wah/>/mayo/ v /fig/>/rrat/ v /nasfaqg/>/HAHA/ v /ybc/>Thunderdome Semi-Finals Game 1>Thunderdome Semi-Finals Game 2>Thunderdome Finals>/warkop/ vs ?????????????
Divegrass!
>>104974980what the fuck is utc use a real timezone
>>104975172Universal Coordinated Time.17:00 UTC = 1pm ET / 10am PT
>>104975051>Day 1-3: September 12-14>Day 4-6: September 19-21>Day 7-9: September 26-28Kinda late for that, mate>LISTEN UP! The Official ∕vt∕ League AlbumHasn't been updated in 1,5 years
>>104975001Eh? Divegrass?
>>104975314>Hasn't been updated in 1,5 yearsNo need, it's perfect
Raora's POV of the Amogus Collab is on as preshow
wao!
>>104975001
give your predictions for today
>>104975968/wah/ will take it all
>>104975305how is it UTC but the words are universal coordinated time. shouldn't it be UCT
>>104976475i don't make the standards mang.i just understand them
What exactly are play-in rounds? I don't watch soccer
>>104976744Because there aren't enough teams for Round of 24 the third-placers get one last chance to advance by playing against one another
>>104976744It's like a mini single elimination tourney for the 8 remaining 3rd place teams for the chance to get into elims
>>104976894>>104976845Isn't the problem of not having enough for Ro24 caused by giving a bye to some teams into Ro16?
>>104976987Then there would be even less spots.
>>104977048 (me)And an Ro24 Requires that teams get seeded into the Ro16.You could have a tiered Ro32 that goes into an Ro24 and then an Ro16
>playing in the thunderdomejust top your group it's not that hard lmao
>>104978669So true, Tortellini
>wah winning everythingNever though i would see the day
>>104979340Finally a good rigged storyline
The rig was in at the beginning! BEEBS SAID /wah/ WOULD WIN!!! WEEVEETEE WAS ROBBED!!!
>>104979340Theres more takos in chat, pls understand
INAWINSLOL
/wvt/ confirmed bald frauds
Let gooo figgg
/mayo/ please have less screaming chants
/mayo/ make your screaming chants louder
wao
>>104980543Beebs won't let them get any louder
The city of /rrat/
mating pressed
imagine /wah/ winning one more...
If /wah/ loses it I will anti them until the next league
>>104983977/wah/ lost
>>104984743
>>104984743>>104983977i will cheer on /wah/ in return
>thunderdomeI prefer the term /vt/ertoto
>losing to catenaccio haramball with /mayo/ having 10% possession after all of these efforts I've lived this scenario many times in FM already, can't do much to prevent that sadly, it's such a horrible way to go out.
With /ybc/'s elimination, ONE OF US failed to score in VTL9, meaning her streak has ended.Now only 6 players remain.
>>104985278reminder Our Chicken Life did not score a goal in official tournament play for VTL7. it was a Fetus play-in goal
>>104985412reminder that you are the big gay
All my goats are washed
>>104985278Who hasn't scored this tournament?
>>104985869i need a Squeeb goal
what in the actual fuck was that
Next you're going to say:/HAHA/ vs. /mayo/
>>104986927Test that keeper for profirmance enhancers
>>104986927Selen bear is still superior in my opinion
>>104986927>This is their backup and they usually play with Selenbear as GK
>>104987055Okay but Selenbear fumbling is kino
most kino spoon match yet
Kill joshus. Behead joshus. Roundhouse kick a joshus into the concrete. Crucify filthy joshus. Defecate in a joshus food. Launch joshus into the sun. Stir fry joshus in a wok. Toss joshus into active volcanoes. Urinate into a joshus gas tank. Judo throw joshusinto a wood chipper. Twist joshus heads off. Report joshus to the IRS. Karate chop joshus in half. Trap joshus in quicksand. Crush joshus in the trash compactor. Liquefy joshus in a vat of acid. Eat joshus. Dissect joshus. Exterminate joshus in the gas chamber. Stomp joshus skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate joshusin the oven. Lobotomize joshus. Drown joshus in fried chicken grease. Vaporize joshus with a ray gun. Kick joshusdown the stairs. Feed joshus to alligators. Slice joshus with a katana.
That final week...so close and yet so far...but one day we will make it there...
MATCH OF THE DAY?>/wvt/ v /wah/>/mayo/ v /fig/>/rrat/ v /nasfaqg/>/HAHA/ v /ybc/>Thunderdome Semi-Finals Game 1 (/HAHA/ v /ybc/)>Thunderdome Semi-Finals Game 2 (/mayo/ v /wah/)>Thunderdome Finals (/HAHA/ v /mayo/)hope you enjoyed the spoon match and the final hype! Draw soon (tm)!
>>104989887>>Thunderdome Finals (/HAHA/ v /mayo/)Total joshu death
>>104989887/wvt/ vs /wah/
>>104990856who wins
>>104990856heh, we're in danger...
>>104990856How is /yourteam/ feeling these matchups?
>>104993263rigged
Skab will react to the /tactical/ v /lia/ game where he scored a goal.https://www.twitch.tv/skabvt
>>104993829I can't believe this is the guy who cucked /Lia/ of a clear victory
>>104988951Based. They're pests
There should be joshus on more teams desu.
>>104998796JOSHULER I CARE NAO
>>104990856This will be fine
>>104988951Yes bitch I see you see this.
this was NOT the league for pink teams
>>105006303>/morig/>1/4 of /justice/>/xvsj+/>1/2 of /baubau/>various phase teams with pink womanDunno anon, seems more like it wasn't just /pink/ league as always
