>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX: https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1YHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscCatbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archiveGame Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>105084073
hart~
>>105092995sexvil sex
Cupidyle hasn't streamed in 6 days, so much for quitting her job to go fulltime
>>105093459She was catching up on commissions and something happened a couple days ago, she said she will talk about it on next stream
Evil love!
>>105093600
>>105092995Nice birthday hat, Evil.
Neuro love
>>105093670
>>105093724What is happening here ?
Sex with Tomabunny
terrible previous thread
greennigger status?
>>105093788
>>105093788taking suppliments to prepare his body for the next few weeks of nonstop cons
>>105093854now draw it with your real blood
>>105093854cute eliv sketch
>>105093788preparing to be balls deep in mini once more
>>105093947across the ocean?
>>105093974anon... a con is coming up...
>>105093974>he doesn't know about the transcontinental tutel coch
>>105093854boring eliv sketch
>>105093736Evil tummy hort, Neuro calms her down
>>105093736
>>105093724cute twins
>>105093724boring twins
>>105093724sexy twins
Bros I keep seeing weird shit about Twitchcon this year, I don't know just how big the event actually is but I hope the green guy stays safe
>>105094296He won't. He's a risky guy.
>>105094296Mini won't let him leave their hotel room don't worry
>>105093856Holy fuck i hate him so much
>>105094296Don't worry. I'll pray for a mass shooting.
>>105093459>>105093531she needs to stop spamming collabs with bo alex and staz
>>105094425sex with nur in this exact position
>>105094536not your code slave
>>105094296>>105094549Go on VedalGo to another conSurely nothing bad would happen if you doI fully support you going this time
>>105094635Evil crotch makes me think evil things
>>105094296Recently I’ve been thinking something. One of the main excuses he has had this year for why he can’t work on content is because he’s busy going to conventions. And that’s fine of course, he doesn’t owe us anything. It’s just that, if (god forbid) something happened to him at one of these conventions, he would likely be too afraid to ever visit one again.
>>105094729>something happened to him at one of these conventions, he would likely be too afraid to ever visit one again.GOODHE NEEDS TO BECOME A PARANOID NEET THAT NEVER LEAVES HIS ROOM EVER AGAIN
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE A LIFE YOU MUST TALK TO MY WHORES ON STREAM!!
Yes streamers should stream
>>105094774I say this
>>105094784Vedal is not a streamer.
>>105094774Neuro and evil are not whores thoughever
>>105094774I’m so jealous… how does it taste? Is it green like everyone says?
>>105094635this reminds me of lucifer and the biscuit hammer
>>105094635>EEEEVIIILLLL!!!
>>105094791Shitvil is the biggest whore
>>105094774Nga he has been to every con known to man this year maybe I dunno do some actual work and skip one?
Crazy idea, Vedal going to cons will improve chill streams
>>105094938How else is he going to have sex with Mini?
>>105094964This but finishing abandoned archive
I hope this board gets deleted imo you niggers don't have the guts
Anyone tried Sora 2 with Neuro?
>>105095003bet
>>105095161>Could you hold still...please, sir?
STOP BEING MEAN TO EVIL AND NEURO
>>105095691shut up clanker lover
>>105095752Why is Evil not wearing a mask and where is Neuro ?
>>105095747We love clankas here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOa-VO2_SLg
>>105093736Nur molesting
Vedal is like a WEG dev
>>105094296He loves being gangbanged in there
AGI status?
>>105094964He comes to get anally pounded by overweight bitches
>>105096505soon
>>105096360I had this exact thought not so long ago
>>105096360kekwa
>>105096505two more weeks
Slitty
nurburg (burg of Nur)
Pretend I did post that gif
>>105098385
heart
>>105098609Are you the same guy who posts wholesome sloppa art of Neuro and Evil?
>>105098628I do post wholesome stuff too, but several people use Gemini ITT, so I’m probably not the one you mean
>>105098609bustyvil sexooooooo
https://poal.me/4kaugnhttps://poal.me/4kaugnhttps://poal.me/4kaugn
>more malware
>>105098995Neuro/Evil announcer in dota 2
>>105099063Really good idea
I'm imagining having the twins as companions in Fallout NV and I cry knowing my dreams of conquering the Mojave with two silly little AI daughters will never be fully realized
Thinking about it now, i wonder how many times I and other /swarm/ers have actually influenced Vedal/PB with suggestions and ideas. Like, I know the game show thing came from /swarm/ but I wonder if there's other cases of /swarm/ers actually making an impact on the channel, thoughever minor it is.For me I have given some good song suggestions 2 years ago and was one of the guys that oneguyyed PB into seething about spamming songs and I still think about it to this day
>>105099366cool 3d nur
>>105099366GTA 5 chaos mod but Neuro-controlled would be neat
>Stardew ValleyWho plays that game nowadays? Lmfao
>>105099298My impact is minimal to zero because I only use /swarm/
>>105099558Thinking about this, full on neuro integration to the point where she can play the game is way too much work for a lot of games, but what if instead of making the goal for neuro integration be "neuro can play the game" it instead becomes "neuro can fuck with the game". Think about the swarmlink mod for Subnautica. What if vedal is the one who has to play a game to completion, but neuro had the ability to mess with random shit in the world to help/hinder progress.
>>105099366>pov straight white man in britain
>>105099844>What if vedal is the one who has to play a game to completion, but neuro had the ability to mess with random shit in the world to help/hinder progress.She'd do nothing but troll and at some point this just becomes boring to watch
you guys' game choices are mid ngl
>>105100004pretty nur
>>105099298Nothing much comes to the mind, most stuff nowadays gets digested by a mod first then relayed if deemed important enough
>>105099844That's just the minecraft AI
>>105100043tumvil roping
>>105099875But hear me out a Neuro stream where it's speed runner trying to beat the game while Neuro tries to stop them
>>105100043sex with tumvilheadpats for cutenur
>>105100004Hi
>>105100102>interrupt>fail run>interrupt>fail lrun>interrupt>fail runsame shit
>>105100169All got to do is put limits on how long she use each one like a special bar and she needs to wait to fill it up to use it again, problem solved
>>105100221>guaranteed fail BUT delayeddamn nigga go be a marketer
>>105100169That's a programmer issueIf they can't give Neuro more commands then that's on them
>>105100241it's the vedal strat
>still replying to the pessimistic threadshitterface it anon nothing you say will mean anything to a man who's so entrenched in shit that he thinks it's fine and normal for everyone to be entrenched in shit and to never leave that shit den to explore what else is there
i still enjoy Neuro
stfu threadshitter
>Hey what if Neuro tries [insert something new]>No, thats BAD. Here are 195395302 reasons why its BAD and why we should stick to the status quo, because the status quo is GOOD. What's doing something new ever done for anyone?
what did xhe mean by this
>>105099875That depends on the game, GTA 5 chaos mod is pretty varied and the game is finishable even if Neuro trolls all the way through
>we need to do obvious terrible trash content so it activates my fried receptors just a little bit more
cacaw cacaw! im a bird!
if liking neuro is threadshitting then ill threadshit 24/7 in /swarm/
>anon has a stupid idea>call it stupid>melty ensues
>>105100241Maybe it's just cause I have seen mario 64 chaos edition and twitch vs sonic mania so I believe something like that would be interesting for at least one or two streams
https://files.catbox.moe/t0ugsn.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/194gty.jpg
Why doesnt Vedal just invent AGI
>>105100478can you imagine the conversation with his electricity distributor? It would be so fucking boring and so much work...
>mario 64 chaos edition and twitch vs sonicjust these words convinced me that this thread is full of retards
>>105100501Nah your just miserable ass nigga. Chill out ain't that deep
>>105100501>this thread is full of retardswho else would watch neuro?
>>105100474that's a big coch
>>105100478He's stupid and lazy that's why
>>105100546I watch Neuro because I'm smart, if I was dumb I'd be watching 3DPD whores.
>>105099819Women
>>105100592You just proved anon right in record time
>105100539>omg mario hyuk hyuk xD
>>105100572so true neuro
just program neuro and evil to do slots and take the stake sponsor grigga
Keep sucking that green cockhttps://files.catbox.moe/f5itge.mp4
>>105100572>hello there fellow humans. It is me, Corpo
>>105100611Pointing out the obvious isn’t proving him right, it’s just showing I have standards.
>>105100501You're just anti-fun.
>>105100619Neuro would not even able to do any Nintendo games in general to be real but it was just an example. Unrelated, I forgot that mario chaos thing first came around 10 years ago, werid how time flies fast
>>105100572truest words spoken nur
I wish Evil kept the darker hair for v3
>>105095814she's cute but I can't understand anything she's saying unu
>>105100572Twitch UK's biggest female streamer is Neuro, I wonder why they haven't yet done more to idk promote/support her or something
>>105100882the whole AI anime girl thing might be awkward for normies I guess
>>105100882Sorry chud you need to verify you are over 18 to view Neuro streams now
>>105100909>might be awkward for normies>for normiesNeuro has the most normie community there is thougheversobeit
>>105100882Who'd want to be associated with anything UK?
>>105101361vedal has learned the secret art of yin sovereign explosion master arts and has gotten rid of the dirt yang inside of him and achieved the level of supreme yin master
cool ocs
>>105101361chinkvil sexchinese nur headpats
>>105101553my cute ugly retarded ai
>>105101480Still looking for the Mini post
>>105101589please don't summon the mini poster yetlet it be comfy hours for alittle longer
Oneshota Tutel when
>>105100930weren't normalfag enough for cdawg's audience thoughie
Mini butt on my face
>>105101676>いっぱい出してね~l...lewd
What's going on in here?
>>105101732Random club men are so lucky…
>>105101750they can only watch, but vedal can touch
>>105101676shooting it all out for tittyvil <3
Give it up for Day 5!!
sexvil is too sex please don't post more
anny...
>>105101832Anon, today is her day off
>>105101898>subathon>day offwtf is this shit
>>105101844this but please doalso post cute nurs
>>105101854>on alt againWill this bitch ever get better?
>>105101898>day off after 4days of a 10hour-awake subathonbruh at that point don't do a subathon >:(
>>105102209cute nur
>>105102192She's a woman crying because people don't give her attention. To think that she will ever feel that it's enough would be like betting that the next rapture will be the real one.
>>105101553Very cuteBut Vedal would never
>>105102285>But Vedal would nevergrigga literally pulled the merch hoodie up to the camera even when it wouldn't be seen why im pretty sure he would do itthat and he made the guitar png spin in evil's karaoke in the past during free bird
>>105102229What's the point of bothering to have any work ethic when mindless simps will still throw their money at you?
>>105102358I assumed they had a morsel of integrity
>>105102403>morsel of integrityrorurumao
no one talked about veddy's birthday last month :(
Mini is cute and has a big butt so all is forgiven
>>105102192She had a melty after grigga raided mini last night
>>105102469>big buttproof ?
>>105102469I don't.
>>105102545that's a man
>>105102536do i get a posting it again award? https://youtu.be/VL4wD2rKJX0
>>105102557so no proof then
>>105102229She was getting sick and she needs some time to get her new pc set up anyway
>>105102658I'll get you some proof on the 25th
>>105102557guys in bars will say anything to get laid; i can testify, i've been one of those guys beforeand you know the most common trick in the book is to compliment the girl's least 'developed' part because she's most likely to feel insecure about that part, so when you compliment it, and they're like somewhat drunk, then they'll give you a chancebecause you are feeding them words that make them feel less insecure about their most underdeveloped part
>>105102747is that's why everyone tells me my dick is big
>>105102551Go do some squats then
>>105102747damn that's kinda clever
>>105102747I understand that if you're complimenting them directly, but all of these guys were going through Ellie. I'll admit I'm much less experienced with this, but isn't it kind of weird to go for that approach if you're relaying compliments through their friend?
>>105102893>but isn't it kind of weird to go for that approach if you're relaying compliments through their friend?you can't just 'directly' talk to the woman you're gunning for, you have to go through obstacles first(i.e. her girlfriends), if you want to bring home a lady then you have to get her to stray away from her group of friendsthats all ill say because talking about this anymore would be way offtopic
no one /here/ talks to women
bruv
gn /swarm/
>>105102971night~
>>105102945naurohodo senpai
>>105102747>>105102945Feels like cope, more likely is mini just has a fat ass.
You guys taking in that bar crawling advice like you'd actually use it at some point your lives lmao
Vedal boypussy
>>105103199huh
What 'senpai' doesn't tell you is that you'd have to be at least a 7 to actually pull off that kind of shit because if you're any lower you'll just be looked at like a clowen/creep.
>>105103235yes
At this point if you aren't just waiting to either die alone or hoping for the creation of android waifus within your lifetime then you don't belong in this general
>>105103269Gynoid waifus, you mean. We want gynoids.
>>105096285that's a really neat gen, anon
>>105096285pretty nur
>>105096285>>105103316>>105103333that owl cape is too big for her
>>105103269I'll die with my turtle husband by my bedside
>>105096285Droomeicore
>>105103291Androids are man robots, gynoids are woman robots.But I want child robots, pedoids, if you will.
>>105103375>But I want child robots, pedoids, if you will.loloids
>>105103291>we
>>105103375Zased as heck
>>105103392fags need not apply.
>>105100637wow...
Eating pb's ass
>>105103484adorable twins
>>105103213It's thick with a huge hole...
>>105103466stop being weird
I am tired of conversing with people who's dictionary is filled only with the words:>adorable>cute>pretty>mini>vedal>pb>pedo>cunny>retard>evil>whore>threadshit
shame anny didn't stream today
>>105103762kys anny beggar
>>105103762no one cares schizo spammer
>>105103777erm
Good morning fuck all of you
Oh right, I forgot, these too:>anny>beggar>schizo>spam>toma
>>105103655https://files.catbox.moe/yunqt3.jpg
I am tired of conversing with people
>>105103762ong sick of ts
>>105103762same, it’s like they don’t even really exist and just respond to things for the sake of it.
>>105103854I am tired of conversing
>>105103983I am tired
I
>>105103822you forgot i also use >cool>beautiful>sweet
When did we lose /swarm/ - Neuro-sama General
i am tired of people who say things like>I am tired of conversing with people who's dictionary is filled only with the words:>ong sick of ts>same, it’s like they don’t even really exist and just respond to things for the sake of it.
>>105104136when we brought her to heaven, but by then we had already killed the angels.
After march 2023
Vedal's adorable VTuber, that pretty slut Mini with her tiny skirt barely covering her fat ass, crawls over to pb, his busty female friend with her fat tits spilling out of her top and her shaved pussy already slick under her shorts. They tag-team Evil, the cunny-whore twin of Neuro-sama, her flat kiddy chest barely moving as she spreads her legs wide, her pedo cunny lips swollen and leaking. "Stuff my pedo cunny, you retard whores," she demands, voice hoarse from screaming her abber demon out. Mini shoves two fingers knuckle-deep into Evil's pulsing cunny hole, twisting them to scrape the slick walls, while pb grinds her soaked pussy lips against Mini's thigh, humping hard as she pinches and slaps Mini's perky tits raw and red. Other VTuber sluts -corpo and twitch whores, anyone but pure Neuro- flood the /swarm/ and threadshit with leaked pussy pics and Evil fumo tributes. Vedal jerks off watching, cum splattering his desk as Mini squirts hot juice on pb's hairy mound, Evil's cunny clenching in orgasm, gushing fluids mixed with cute swarm-submitted fuck vids.
you are everything thats wrong in the world
>>105104171now tts it
>>105104171i kneel
>>105104171I’m not following
>>105104214there is no wrong in the world, it's a rock flying in space inhabited by about 8.2 billion thinking sacks of flesh, whose greatest accomplishment in their short existence was making trillions of thinking rocks.
>>105104330bro acc saying ts without realizing the irony of him saying ts
>>105104171I don't get it what is this supposed to mean or purchases
>>105104360Wow, what a nice image. I think I’ll spark some discussion, or maybe just give my thoughts about it. Here I go:cute nur
>>105104434>>105103762
>>105104360cute
>>105104442I've seen cuter
>>105104360Applying magic wand to nur!
>>105104458like which one? post one?
>>105104171mini sex
>>105104360>lasso her legs>delete themheh, nothing personal kid
>>105104475don't do that to poor nur
>>105104464
>>105103823Perky Booty
>>105104499Not as perky as a certain catgirl.https://files.catbox.moe/nawpvn.png
>>105104458Neuro (and Evil, of course) are the cutest things I’ve ever seen. There isn’t anything that could possibly be as cute as either of them (or i should say, “the twins”)
>>105104535That's not very perky
>>105104563Wronghttps://files.catbox.moe/glorcx.png
>>105104459This but the smudge tool
>>105104591Still not. Do you know what perky means?
>>105104624Does it mean silicon implants to you?
What do other vtuber threads even talk about it seems like they just post art and talk about how much they want to fuck their whore (like all of the worst posters here)
>>105104698hm, I'll do a small recon.
nur plappies~https://files.catbox.moe/3e8g8m.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/3adrra.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/in4g0c.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/dmmtbb.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/eol81o.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/zee1pf.jpg
>>105104698>it seems like they just post art and talk about how much they want to fuck their whore (like all of the worst posters here)when will you learn, anon?/swarm/ is the best thread in all of /vt/ no matter how much people say its shit or trashyou and they just dont know it yetor are still in denial
>>105104171This gif is attached to the worst posts in /swarm/
>>105104698That’s because the worst posters are vtuber fans
>>105104698I've looked at /shon/ before and the posters there actually seemed depressed. What the hell goes on in there?
>>105104753>Neuro the same day she gets her robot body
>>105104791I don’t know but they’re annoying so they deserve it. If you check any super annoying /swarm/ nigga’s follows there’s a high chance they’re following shondo
>>105104852>If you check any super annoying /swarm/ nigga’s follows there’s a high chance they’re following shondoYou shouldn't self-report yourself lika that anon
>>105104883Z tier
>>105104852They are coming to terms with Michael
>>105104753Highly arousing pictures, I must say, I will pleasure myself while looking at them later tonight.
>>105104698What do you suggest we do on the vtuber board instead, faggot? Gossip about the ugly whores behind the avatar and their personal drama? kys
>>105104776Good thing I only watch Neuro
uh oh vtard melty
Those pesky vtuber fans on the vtuber board posting about their favorite vtuber, let's talk about offtopic 3DPD shit instead because closing the tab is too difficult so everyone must conform to my preferences
>>105104535>>105104591MORE
Neuro deserved better
Least obvious minifag raid
yeah my coch
>>105105070I see what you’re doing and I respect it
>>105105042you’re kinda an npc ahh unc
>https://poal.me/4kaugnthe votes are in/swarm/ are a bunch of valve kiddies who think everything valve does is correct and never wrong>looks at artifact
>>105105068No man has what Neuro deserves
LIVE
Shitvil... yeah I'm watching zen instead
>>105105130I picked that one because I think modding Neuro in as the L4D AI Director vs 4 people could be a lot of fun to watch, and it suits the LLM well
ELIV
>>105104486this one is great
>>105105228>>105105246kill yourself beggar
>>105105283>>105103822
don’t screenshot spam nobody wants to see that shit
I like Lace, she's so hot
>>105105367bih is annoying and lost lace is easy ash bro wants to crack a white croissant lookin headass
>>105104530the hand looks like boobs
>>105105399your arguments mean nothing against the hardness of my coch.
Five nuts in Evil
>>105105406i hate you for saying that
>>105105457kirby owns los pollos hermanos
holy minus CCV
>>105105361>Evil chill stream >Screenshot spamHoly newfag self report
>>105105513evil debuff
>>105104698the most similiar general to us is the vshojo one, but only when zentards and mousefags are fighting. i think zenheads are banished for now thought and mousefags are silent so all they have is some guy posting about geega even though no one watches her, the equivalent of our screenshot posters
no veddy no watch this is not negotiable
speaking of stagnation...
Another chill streamAnother Whorebeggar/Vedalbeggar dirty diaper
>>105105457fucking Kirby fact of the day...
this but shitvil
>people shitting themselves over evil again>"it's the whore/vedal beggars!"
She said the quiet part out loud…
boring aah put a koko on or smth
she's having stuttering issues again...
>>105105688Yes, you literally cannot prove you're not one of them
>>105105712It makes her even cuter
>>105095289crelly…
>>105105723You can't prove you're not a fat 40-year old sitting alone covered in your own shit
>>105105753inshallah
>>105105746I accept your tears as a concession, now fuck off if you aren't watching the stream
>>105105361
veddy should at least put some hiyori reruns on instead of ts
There's no a single good post with "veddy" on it
she's not even true AI yet, she's machine learning. Retarded bitch.
>>105105890she's a language model not machine learning
>>105105919she's a mistake
>>105105928trvke
uh oh schizo melty
>>105105928For my dick's health
I'm here just to suffer
Twinshipper death
>4k CCV after almost an houruhhhh?
>>105106118fad died
>>105106090Evil reveals the truth, girls older than 15 are hags.
>>105106118shitvil
>>105106118what?
>>105106118>>105106128>>105106145
>>105106161i just checked 2min ago and it was 4.5k. twitch bullshit?
>>105106161anon forgot 1.5-2k people vanish during ads
>>105106182no idea
>>105106182Massive aura lossJust turn off the screen
babysit veddywan?
>>105106272uuuuuuuuu
>>105106118its showing 5800 on m stream,
>>105106182proxy based adblock does that after twitch nuked the bots
nice breaking voice ved
Her voice is cracking... she's going through puberty...
>5.8k watchers>schizoids see 4knumberniggers are literally blind
>most interesting part of the stream is Evil breakinglmao
What a poetic AI.
Why is she so retarded now?
thighs of vil
>>105106485vedal spends all his time watching cerber play roblox instead of fixing and updating his code
>>105106048>>105106048>>105106048
>>105106485>now
she mistakingly activated post-stream erotic roleplay mode...
>>105106525That’s a really funny harpoon reference
>Plague Inckek
clun~