This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (éåē ē¾)Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!Schedule: collab week! some times tbd, more updates to come! yay!https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1970041077412565360/photo/1Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlAhttps://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOughttps://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gghttps://youtu.be/bRlu_bc2hp8Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumiYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumiTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumiTwitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikanekohttps://gofile.io/d/KGXbJthttps://gofile.io/d/votdVzhttps://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvgShe's going to stream later SPECIAL ANNOUNCMENT: Lumi has a special message to her gumishttps://files.catbox.moe/nm9rhv.mp3https://files.catbox.moe/f8c730.mp4Previous Thread:>>105039088
>>105140026Lumiās new cover song is great. I donāt understand why antis think she canāt sing. I wish her idol career can take of already so everyone in America can see how great she is.
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Lumi finally admits sheās a submissive masochist https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
ahhh my ears this is the other audio setup :(
Why is Lumi so insistent on having a no-kill rule when she killed almost all other Lumi variant, especially Pupmi for shits and giggle.
Lumi finally admits she hates pupmi. I wonder why though. Also she hates that people like racoomi.
What did Lumi mean by this.
>Lumi hates Jelly because she reminds Lumi of her tomboy phaseThat would explain she hates it when starbro watches her
>last thread couldn't even hit bump limitPathetic
>Lumi hates cute thingsWhy?
>>105142067>isopodmy brain is too damaged by porn
I like the dress and she's very funny today>>105141450Niche streamer. Not sure why we even have our own thread, but I like it because pcg moves way too fast
Lumi is being a psycho againhttps://files.catbox.moe/lk2qax.mp3https://files.catbox.moe/xvy4lr.mp4
>>105141119She hates anything that could be seen as gooner bait. Like how she hates people saying daddy
>>105143036But isnāt she a gooner.
>>105143700Doncha kno girls are allowed to be sexual ,not-human "men" aren't. perverted losers
Pupmisly 2026
>>105147878>Her parents watch her do thisI wonder what they think.
>>105147955they are understanding of her eccentricities so they are going to give her a dog collar for christmas
>>105148702It's time to stop making up schizo fanfics, anon.
>>105149194I will never stop shitposting
sorry slowpoke here but why is she GFE baiting?https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1973937328537415905
>>105149440She works hard for her money
>>105149440she is starting to realize that we can tell the difference between boring entirely performative slop and disinhibited but genuine engagement. the coldness was wearing people down
>>105149440She always does this before she travels, even told us unprompted she was planning on going to Morocco but trip got cancelled
>>105149440Lumi was always a GFE vtuber
>>105149440asmr stream when
>>105150659She said she won't do ASMR ever because starbro does watch her streams.
Hey Lumi your queen just released a banger.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svcboYY81wU
>>105150706Why is she so bothered by Starbro watching her asmr.
>>105151235What they do together is not for others to see
>>105151235asmr is porn. weird porn. still porn.
>>105151235Anon, I....
>>105150915Nice
lumi is on a date
>>105159076Society really do treat femcels terribly.
>>105159336her fault staring outside her table
>>105159336They don't do this if you look pathetic and sad btw. Probably just liked her.
>>105159336I wonder if thatās why Lumi took starbro at that one restaurant she was interested in when he visited. Make a good first impression with the staff
barely finish edlumi's myth stream where is she right now
>>105159336Man, and to think, she tried to pass herself as a Stacy.
Will Lumi stream later?
>>105160912Cute racoomi.
>>105159336Jesus, how does she act in public to be made fun of.
>>105165605She's married, the story is fake engagement bait.
I really hate incestgumi so much stop shipping them you sick fuck
>>105165605He was actually probably trying to flirt with her but shes being intentionally obtuse.
>>105140026fyren's cocksleeve
>stream cancelled I think I know why...
>>105166169>broke up with bf>canceled morocco trip>goes out alone>flirts with waiter>he flirts back>tweets about it>goes to his place>use internet hort excuse to cancel stream
>>105166169Date went well it looks like
You'll be cucked and you'll like it.
>>105166169>>105166231>>105166233>>105166260She got mocked and belittled in public and all you guys care about is your cuck fantasies?
>>105166438that's not how it works autistic anon
>>105166438Did she tho? Sounds like a made up story to engage with Shiinas post to me because haha hehe femcel
It's funny that while we can't agree on the specifics, we all agree that she's lying about everything all the time.
>>105166438more like flirted, get a brain
>>105166804>about everything all the time.some things, some times
>>105166917>some things, some timesmost things, most times
>>105166804I guess some of you love to waste time analyzing whether something she shared was fake, and then 2 months later when she contradicts it you go>haha! knew it! she lied!I just don't trust anything she says.
>>105166231
>>105166877You got to trust Lumi.
>>105166804in this case there are actually outages in her area
>>105166169Time traveler anon?
>>105170424she mustve had a real good time
>>105169092there are a few. I know mine was, but not the neighbors. real life happens and is important. frantically streaming when it would be weird is a bad idea. I would be far more annoyed about this
Why do you guys doubt Lumi so?
>>105166024Stop calling Starbro Fyren
>>105175805Stop calling Fyren Starbro
>>105171633I can save her.
>>105177855No you canāt.
>>105166169>>105170424Lumi post here?
>>105185740where do you think she gets her schizo streams idea
last night was not ok yay...
>>105187591Lumi is afraid of being a hag. 25 years old is a milestone.
>>105187697What prompted this? Suddenly had to use her knees?
>>1051879801girl1jar
>>105165969I still think Lumi is the incestfag, if only because women have a thing for taboo kinks.
>>105173508shit posting aside - the implications behind your question are largely correct. as per usual, this new wave of doubt was triggered by the recently aquired knowledge (in this case some tweets) that, while genuine, provides insufficient basis to form any true, justified, belief in whatever conclusion that could justify the usual hysteria. true to form, the schizos allegations are, by nature, too schizo to require us to check the math. truth? how can a claim hold evidentiary weight when it is no more specific than the conclusion it purports to advance? justified? true or not, no conception of a reasonable person that could survive outside the world of vtubing could take issue with an oblique reference to someoneās personal life. that alone demonstrates why your beliefs should not change over this.what makes things so different this time is how wrong you would be to imply the belief itself was formed unreasonably. usually when people are mad at lumi we know the belief is untrue and/or unjustified because of the mental gymnastic required to believe whatever pissed them off. this time, lumi's deliberate actions in her formal capacity as vtuber reasonbly brought about this belief. I don't mean reasonable once you have factored in the degeneracy of the industry and a fanbase averaging an autism level too high to justify even basic verbal self-defense as anything other than an unneccessary cruelty. I mean reasonable in the sense that it would be shocking to discover any context that could change the meaning. if your girl friend, friend, coworker, a stranger, whatever, intended you to see a 1am tweet about how they are flirting with their waiter, then 8 hours later, uses an excuse statistically less probable than getting hit by a car to get out of interacting, they are saying the same thing. the context is relevent only in determining whether it was a fuck you, a joke, an apology, or tmi. luckily, in our context, we have a remarkably rare dual motivation. malice. it is common to have to decide between acting against your self-interest and acting against morality. a vtuber would harm her career and break simple hearts at the same time. only the sheer thrill of malice for its own sake could justify that. rare enough but there are enough crazy bitches for that to be the most reasonable explanation. especially given the alternative of making a living off communicating while being one of the worst communicators alive.very luckily for the gumis who pay attention, lumi is consistently patient and consistently retarded. we cannot rule out self-harming evil. it is possible she would knowingly be responsible for like a dozen people who dying alone because it benefited her. I just think the alternative is more likely.even so, it is shocking to discover she is probably flat out retarded. it isn't funny. I guess it was never funny. yet, here we are. maybe we should feign outrage so her feelings aren't hurt.
>>105190994I grew tired of the "retarded or spiteful" guessing game long ago. Any speculation is a tremendous waste of time, as you've demonstrated
>>105190994i'm not reading all of that, happy for you, sorry for your loss.
>>105143036And yet she chose to do those things. She didn't have to go with the pet play stuff, even Dizzy was shocked at her.
>>105192201>Dizzy was shocked at her.Doesn't Dizzy do pet plays for her white men viewers during her stream?
>>105192201I don't get it>do animal skit>people like pupmi, give her prise for it.>ahhhhhhh I'm getting insaneI don't get woemn
>>105192229Dizzy is into humiliation, it just hits different when you're watching another girl doing a petplay stream and having to comment on it.
>>105166438It's fake with women who aren't femcels trying to larp as what they assume femcels to be. I'm a guy, I go out alone, staff don't say jack shit, if they did it would be behind the customers back so you come back. If a balding white guy has that experience, a thing white girl will 100% have no one talking shit since she's higher on the social totem pole. If you beleive she's bullied for being single, if you beleive she's single, then you'e 100% going to be taken advantage of. The reason I reference my own experience is just because it's the actual experience of single people going out alone, as opposed to Lumi's scenario where she imagines this is what it's like.
>>105140026>veibae with layna-ass riggingIf it ain't broke don't fix it seems to be a concept that she has entirely missed.
Did she really break up?
>>105192967don't know for sure but there are some hints pointing towards it
>>105193411Pupmi was the rebound stream.
>>105192967>>105193411>>105193629>break up with bf>start doing gfe again
>>105192967Either she's been swamped with projects for the past 2 years or something else is going on that requires her to stream for 12h a day to take her mind off things
>>105196138My guess is the yabs cost her too many whales and she's bringing back GFE for income. She loves you very very very very very much now please dono
>>105198496but I'm f2p
>>105198496catch her on the rebound
>>105196222>projects*vacations
Why isn't Lumi streaming?
>>105199466i think you know why
I trust her. she just stayed up too late brain worming and being sad.
>>105199466had a wild night
>>105199466bagel hort
Livetwitch.tv/kanekolumitwitch.tv/kanekolumitwitch.tv/kanekolumi
trust bros we did it!
I want Lumi to suck me off under the table while I play some video game.
>>105201437I want Lumi to slit my throat while I sleep.
>>105201563this one's more likely
>>105201563I would rather Lumi throat, my cock.But you do you anon.I understand life can be somewhat demoralizing at the moment.
>>105199966Cute
>it was her brother>actually it was her boyfriend but they broke up probablyHilarious and pathetic. Is there a word that encapsulates both into one?
>>105198496she is not whale hunting. if she was then she wouldn't have woken up one day and randomly started freezing them out.
>>105198496Lumi can't handle whales, she'll just destroy her chat interaction again like she did for 6 fucking months over SunbrOcean.
>>105206444she can handle them fine. the thread got a little obssessed with sunbro which makes me think she may have been trolling. when she enjoys someone (or pretends to) she can be much more subtle. interacting without explicitly reading, etc. whales dont want a target on their back. especially since jannies are weird mothers. that's what made her so much fun. she can do both
>>105142067cute aggression
>>105207781my man
>>105207185I think she's the one who got a little obsessed with sunbro and this is just cope. Too many come and go for me to think she manages it fine. >>105206324That's smurt and good for bizness so lumi
>>105209237are donos an important source of revenue at her sub base size? I normally only ever throw money at people when I feel bad for them. it seemed strange but after she recovered from the oblivion crisis she seemed to get uncomfortable with them. at the time I thought it made her feel like a whore. then post-metro prompted wasting a day figuring out phase politics and now internally sourced strategies seem less plausible.
>>105210450Merch and donos are the better part of the revenue probably, subs are mid (probably 5-6k/mo with her cut being 2k/mo after phase+twitch take theirs) and ad revenue is like nothing (few hundred maybe). I guess sponsorships help too but those seem infrequent
>>105210450It's important and I think you're also right it makes her feel like a whore, I think she'd rather have a bunch of viewers with T1 Subs rather than relying on 10 whales because it feels more earned
>>105211879belly button
>>105211815>>105211870oh so she does materially benefit from that money. I guess she is just bipolar in this
>>105219933I could never hurt Lumi, I love her too much to ever do that.
Slightly unpopular opinion:I want to suck on Lumi's armpit meat specifically after she has shaved it but leaves a stubble so her soft pit flesh contrasts with the rough bristles
>>105220585I want to tie her to a piano, force an iv with two bags of saline into her arm, and savor her humiliation when she pisses herself on what she thinks is a live stream. rinse and repeat similar rituals until she is a babbling mind broken mess and enjoy the aftercare.
Morning sunbros.
>>105211879Is pupi finally getting good at drawing or is this a one time thing? It looks like he finally learned to take his time
>>105222852>take his timechains say otherwise
Are yellow Lumi frens looking forward to more Lumi on Lumi action on Thursday?
>>105140116which is her new cover?i enjoyed drunk again, i would've enjoyed please x3 if it weren't for that "mother fucker" part of the song, vulgarity is unbecoming.
>>105187980>Suddenly had to use her knees?probably had to get up and walk
>>105219933>>105220266i'd punch her, the question doesn't tell you the amount of force you must apply to the punch
>>105224194wait hold on, are WE the ones offered the cash to punch her? I thought we had to pay. In that case, fuck yeah. I'd punch her for the fun of it and if there is that much money I'd hit her hard enough to make sure she thinks of me everytime she looks in the mirror. the only place I'd draw the line is her uterus. she's probably barren but I don't want to deprive her of autistic babies
>>105225858uh...anon, i think you miss(or missus)understood my post
>>105211879Where she belongs honestly. Also adjacently, this is my favorite art of her.
Speaking of whales, is Sunbro just gone? What did I miss? She got colder towards him by the end, and stopped reading literally everything he types, was that enough to just make him leave?It can't just be chat real estate, because people like OCBM get every chat read. The only difference is that they're more pleasant and derail less.
>>105226613I get nearly all of my chats readskill issue
>>105226683Every anon in this thread claims this. In fact, all my messages get read because the only message she sees are the resub ones.She loves me.
>>105226174you wanted to punch her without hurting her, I wanted to avoid paying, yes?
>>105226938yes
Lumi is late.
>>105227986https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBOMyjUPEDULive
>>105228340>youtube>members only chyatnope
>>105140026>special announcement>lumi fetishi'm just not going to fight this race wari know...UGH i know!!!i'm sorry!!!!it's just i'm not going to fight this race war to save white girls is allhahahaHAHAHAhahaha
>>105228340>Lumi loves Van Go artItās so over
>>105228340Lumi is such a narcissist.
She rarely laughs this earnestly. She really loves herself. I guess we have that in common.
Told you guys she has narcissistic personality disorder
>>105229836Any moderately attractive girl has that, not news.
>>105230524I thought Lumi was different.
>>105228340She streamed so short.
>>105227986She's always late
Is our narcissistic wife right in her tier list?
Live https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
>>105235208>Police never stops me or frisks me and that's why I like themShe really is privilege
>>105235369jbw
>>105235369Of course she would support the thin blue line>>105235393Not every one can be Aryan like Lumi
Lumi is really being humble right now.
Good to know Lumi has some Humility https://files.catbox.moe/p9fjbk.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/g5gyif.mp3
>Lumiās ideal man is someone whoās younger than her, extremely kind, doesnāt know about romance, is loyal, has a swimmer physique and ācuteāHow many gumis fit the role
>>105236187I hate how much of myself I see in her>>105236633That sounds like someone who's gotten hurt badly before
>>105236187What a bitch.
she likes brazilians!
>>105235860She's never humbled
>>105236633Idunno it keeps changing. Must be new market research for her next wave of simps.
>>105236633how did you arrive at this conclusion?
do you think lumi reads comments here or marmars and think that she knows who it is because it matches writing style? it seems impossible for her to be a midwit noticer when some of her chatters have been caught impersonating or scheming like eunuchs. would a midwit would miss even that?
>>105243756she notices. not all of it but enough
>>105223777I hope other lumi does that thing she did in the first of their last two collabs. I can only describe it as completely topping her but doing it so gentely. it was fun watching a calm lemon having fun sort of like how we got a bonus hour today just because she was having fun
>>105243756Jokes on her I want her to know it's me and I intentionally drop hints or leave obvious bread crumbs
>>105243803I always thought she noticed everything. now that I know current and former chatters are up to weird shit I wonder if they took advantage of how easily she lets victory defeat her. a writing style designed to be as ecclectic and easily copyable is advantageous for some things but I could see lumi getting complacent and not realize when another player entered the match.good thing nothing here matters because this is much more fun to observe without stakes.
>>105244045that's part of the fun. you can trace your ideas and laugh to yourself when some retard tries to call you out and you are the only one who knows that anon couldnt be you. so long as anyone you care about is smart enough to know the form of your thoughts means nothing if they run contrary to the substance of your thoughts
>>105236187Why is she trying to show some humility?
>>105246610part of it was doubtlessly her remembering being a streamer means repeating herself. part of remembering she likes making us happy. streams dont make us happy. streamer does. unhappy streamer means less happy. consciously or sub-consciously. fake face grinding games isn't fun. real person enjoying themselves can be. for some reason today she felt the need to show up. still too distant and professional but actually there. it's been a while
when will lumi do a dominatrix schizo stream
You guys still think Lumi is curious about BDSM
>>105249772yes
