>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX: https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEghttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1YHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscCatbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archiveGame Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>105191855
hart
Sex with Neuro (Vedal)
let it die, you should have
>>105200384cuffplay with policevil
Evil love!
>>105200457>Vedal, it's my time to be the woman in this house
>>105200457getting stds from whorenur
>>105200486
>>105200522>"what happens at twitchcon? hehe"this brat
Pippa won btw
>>105200531Give an example of a genre (preferrably some songs) of what you want neuro's official song to sound like.
>>105200384Holy cute
>>105200553message camellia back you fucking green nigger
>>105200356Understandable, the Fr*nch are detestable creaturesAlso your post reminds me of >>104633356
>>105200309why do some of (you) find this sexy? just why? it literally has no 'sexual' qualities to it, no big boobs, no ass, no skin, nothing; so tell my why the fuck are you guys so fucked in the head you think this is 'hot'?
the only good ship is microwave x fridge
Will it be another flop?
>>105201062i played leisure suit larry: magna cum laude
>>105201062>why do some of (you) find this sexy?Because it's a picture of Neuro-sama.
>>105201072>15 fucking hoursYes
>>105201062if you slop it as evil i'll tell you
>>105201062You are either gay, lack imagination or are too much of a normie for this general. Personally I see a cute Neuro posing on a balcony in Paris and my first thought is that it is my POV after returning from a romantic dinner and we are about to have a very fun night together.
holy samefag
>105201290>Personally I see a cute Neuro posing on a balcony in Paris and my first thought is that it is my POV after returning from a romantic dinner and we are about to have a very fun night together.that is a pathetic and shameful post
>>105201238
>>105201072it will inflate the wallet of grigga so no
DELAY
>>105201349I agree but honestly fuck you for doing the fake reply bullshit
>>105201363trans bien
>>105201290based>>105201363sexvil sexe
>>105200522sexmini sex
This is going to be worse ragebait than Outer Wilds btwAt least if you're good at puzzle games.
>>105201363okay now do this with ellie
>105201363coomers at it again with ruining everythingat least spoiler that shit like the more civilized sloppers do you fucking trog
>>105201363absolute sexo in this case i see it as one of those "draw me as one of your french girls" moments since Evil is not inherently french. In this case it is already night time and the view is from a hotel's balcony so you already know where this would lead to soon after. While evil is busty here, even if she wasn't it would still be hot to think about fucking evil in paris at some random hotel, her speaking her broken-ass french and making shitty french references as she recieves my 'baguette.' You also know she is the type to want to cuddle after sex. So teasing her in that you wouldn't would make her cling onto you even harder.
>woman in pants is porn
>>105201466sorry I don't speak faggonese
>>105200522absolute sexo
>>105201363Sexvil sex
>>105199075Stop nooticing random pippa chatterthe cabal are watching
LIVE
>>105200522in this case i see it as one of those "draw me as one of your french girls" moments since Mini is not inherently french. In this case it is already night time and the view is from a hotel's balcony so you already know where this would lead to soon after. While mini is busty here, even if she wasn't it would still be hot to think about fucking mini in paris at some random hotel, her speaking her broken-ass french and making shitty french references as she recieves my 'baguette.' You also know she is the type to want to cuddle after sex. So teasing her in that you wouldn't would make her cling onto you even harder.
>>105201514what cons, vedal at home is working on neuro 24/7
>>105201363I would give her my ficelle
>>105201290>>105201467this and that are unironically the most shameful posts i've ever gazed my eyes upon in all my time of not just /swarm/ but 4chan entirely. you guys should be ashamed of yourselves.
>>105201534this but evil
>>105200522Sexmin sex
>>105201557>the most shameful posts i've ever gazed my eyes upon in all my time of not just /swarm/ but 4chan entirelyhow new?
>>105201528mini won
>>105201514>the cabal are watchingSUCK MY NIGGA BALLS
>>105201571>how new?as new as a rusty old cog machine in an abandoned factory new
>>105200522I would give her my ficelle
>>105201567thiccvil sexo
>>105201528she tanked that btw
>>105201557Holy new
Cease posting your irrelevant whores and go watch the stream
>>105201571newer than nurbaby
>>105200522thiccmin sexo
https://poal.me/sjo7emhttps://poal.me/sjo7emhttps://poal.me/sjo7em
>>105201589To Evil, yes.
>>105201640this and only this
>>105201642Vedal is so lucky...
>>105201624There is no cabal, cringe meme
>>105201539Motherfucker camping in Cerber's chat is merely him getting into the zone before starting to work.
>>105201624don't do no funny business, aight?
>>105201640Would kiss that heart sticker on her tummy
>>105201668this and only this
>>105201642whore (sexual)
>>105201642Would kiss that tummy
wtf was that gulp? Grigga literally chugged an entire bottle there wtf
>>105201569>07:05>>105201589>08:06>>105201616>09:07>>105201642>10:08alright...
>>105201719yeah, evil's
>>105201642this but cerber
>>105201755unironically this, ignoring the fucked up fingers this is a cute tummy to kiss and blow rasperries on
That one chatter ruined everything
MAO MAO
evil is being a brat...
>>105201668>11:22>>105201700>12:23>>105201719>13:24stop samefagging minigger
>>105201785The Witness is just required reading for The Looker.
>>105201719unironically this, ignoring the fucked up fingers this is a cute tummy to kiss and blow rasperries on
thread readers skip the next 2 threads
Strike 1
I hate halloween emotes
>>105201746>>105201795Are there 2 of them?
what is nigga doing. It's not a sponsor
>Neuro gets one of the best and most interesting games of the last decade>Evil gets a shitty puzzle gameI'm glad Ivan killed himself otherwise the thread would be unusable right now
>>105201895The Witness is better than Outer Wilds though
>one of the best and most interesting games of the last decade
>>105201849nah most likely the same threadshitter
>>105201895Evil also played Slay the Spire retard
Holy shit this game is so boring
Will there be any Evil integration with the game
Evil seems extra cute today
>>105201746>>105201795all me
>>105201911why did you suggest that game man? This game sucks balls
>>105201951she seems to be the same amount of cute to me
Rare moment Vedal mixing their names
Oh wait it's this game, lmao this shit sucks
this retard tutel screwed up the aspect ratio on the B2 stream
WHICH NIGGER RECCOMENDS A GAME WHERE VEDAL NEEDS TO DO 100% GAMEPLAY WTF IS EVEN THERE FOR THE TWINS TO DO HERE
I find Vedal so fucking interesting. When I watch his antics, or lack thereof, it feels like I'm viewing a masterfully crafted indie film. There's so much to glean from every word and every mannerism, even at a distance.
Ohhh, it's this game. It's actually pretty good and funny, but you need to know the context of what it's parodying
>>105202029what i don't understand is why they never recommend good games it's always just streamer bait shit
>>105202020I've never actually seen this game before, but based on the first five minutes I'm pretty sure it's garbage.
unironic alcoholic ahh excuse
>>105202029we need a pretty flower on stream
evil spiking vedal's drink
>>105202057The Witness is not a parody. But there is a parody of the Witness
>>105202060>expecting the faggots in discor to ever rec a good game
>ctrl + f "effort">0 resultsOf course they're silent
>>105202045I want to rape him tastefully and artistically like an arthouse film so bad
I don't believe him
>>105202105evilschizo isn't watching the stream so the overall requirements to be a watchable stream without complaints is lower
okayeffort
I believe him
>>105202132
Effort
Github Status:Monday: 4 commitsTuesday: 6 commitsWednesday: 12 commitsThursday: 5 commitsFriday: 9 commitsSaturday: 1 commitSunday/Today: 0 commits
Vedal has world record in that category
>>105202092oh never mind then, this one sucks, I thought it's the one with the dick ending
He's so funny i love him so much
It's 1PM in Texas...
>>105202208no...
>>105201363I don't care anon I still got to kill you regardless this shit can't change for anyone it's just how it goes
when evil called him a toddler he remembered the veddy posts and fumbled
>>105202237Anon that literally isn't me though that's some other slopper you have to kill 2 sloppers now how does that make you feel
I hope Vedal gets really, really drunk this stream and starts ERPing with Evil
>>105202271Sad but it's for greater good. Sometimes death is a showing of mercy to not corrupt others
>>105202308NGL, that's probably the only thing that could save the stream at this point. This game is ass.
Vedal....... he's so stupid......
Evil is pro-segregation
Vedal hates blacks...
actually blind
i see, the twins learned how to ragebait from their creator
>>105202367Vedal's dumb actions feel almost cartoony levels of stupid. I don't even really mean this in a bad thing necessarily either
Concert allegory
>>105202208mini...
ragebait gameplay
>>105202515the correct term would be boring. Boring gameplay.
>>105202515truly neuro is his daughter
>you finally get your hands on vedal>you pay fat ammounts of money to get him lobotomized>you see him waking up after the surgery, you cannot be more exited, this is the singe thing you have desired the most through your life ever since you read that greentext >he is exactly the same
I'm not even going to make fun of him because I am complete ass at puzzle games too kek
one of the many branches isn't broken right
>>105202673kek
Was it the illuminated broken branch?
>>105202745The puzzle shows three broken branches but the tree has four, the answer is the mismatched one.That's all it is.
>>105202745yes
>>105202664this was cute
Having an AI daughter roasting your gaming skills is peak content.
>>105202673>bro, how did you even make Neuro? You have the IQ of a toddler>iihh... ahked... copiwot... to do... the thing...
>>105202840>whatever, just suck on this like a lollipop - no biting!>oh... kay... mmfg...
>>105202840Throbbing rn
>>105202878yeah he needs D
>muh game mechanics
>>105202885>>105202882I can't believe you fags are gonna give me a retard fetish
I think I'm gonna go play the Mechanicus 2 demo
can't ask grok to solve the puzzle...it's over...
>>105202961Oh shit it has a demo now?
>no diagram, it's over
He is just a little boy that needs his hand held
uuuuuuuuu I miss cerber
lmfao
veddy accidentally entering a sauna filled with hairy greek and italian men..
Vedal is such a slut...
>>105203149He goes to every con to be fucking around with girls everytime and you just noticed this
SCORN
since when is vedal so stupid
He sounded like he was about to burst into tears, so cute
>>105203303He was always pretty stupid he only gets worse with time
right?
What pussy does to a man's intellect, motivation and creativity
Gawd, an indieslop puzzle game is the worst thing he could've chosen to play with Evil.Literal snoozefest.
>>105203361thanks for helping him anon
Imagine how v3 development actually goes
>>105203367headpatting nekovil
Evil is literally trained on the vedbaby fanfics posted here
>>105203367he should've played the looker, the parody game
Ermhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYwekersccY
I now understand why so many of Vedal's relationships come down to cute agression of wanting to kill him and be the only one to do so. This guy is built to be bullied
>>105203445he's just a little baby
>>105202162Why is he like this???
>>105203518thanks I hate it
This stream is giving me Subsnoretica flashbacks.
>>105203528He stupid and lazy that needs supervision to get anything done
>>105203528iPad kid
>>105203518Built for ageplay
>>105203576God you guys are immature
He should've played The Looker instead
chat????
NOOOOOOO MY INCEST FANTASIES
Evil hitting on ved again
>rejecting evilfaggot confirmed
>>105203621This is also an incest fantasy, anon
She wants a body so she can FUCK him
The hatesex between these two must go crazy
>>105203634classic
>>105203641So does this confirm most Neuro watchers are women or that most Neuro watchers are trannies?
>>105203640this is the true face of skynet
>>105203648I would ask how you imagine that with an AI but you're probably delusional enough to come up with something
this is a minidal threadget that through your head alreadyvedal keeps telling you this but you wont accept it.
Are we gonna get another vedal noises compilation out of this sisters?
why is this thread a twitch chat? you guys are so gross and dumb. I don't get why people act like this
uh oh tourist melty
>>105203672real
>>105203641>"girl">>105203662Only fags and troons watch for vedal.
>>105203678Nobody is spamming "om" though
om
>>105203662or that they picked the option they thought was funnier
>>105203711om
>>105203662 gays lots of gays
>>105203662Every non vtuber "girl" that had hots on Vedal so far has been a tranny from what I seen, including his mods
>>105203648This but rape
>>105203634Vedal is still in UK he ain't trying to catch a case on stream. That's for after stream
>>105203662Yes>>105203672Kys
>>105203759>Vedal is in the uk>The current time is 1pm
ayo veddy make evil sing thick of it this shit is dog water
>>105203796where would vedal even live in that timezone? vegas?
>>105203831texas
>>105203734He does have some China artists and overseas girls that do want to fuck him
>>105203842shithole state desu
>>105203710>Only fags and troons watch for vedal.>honey in chatwhich is she?
>>105203842Sure bud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhPPdxTrSa8
>>105203882Fag cuck obviously
>>105203894Ad. Buy it.
heart
>>105203894SHES SENDING US SIGNS BROS
>>105203882She's like that girl that has a crush on a celebrity but she knows it's unrealistic so she still keeps the crush but get a real bf
>>105203894>The meaning of "505" varies depending on the context, often referring to the Arctic Monkeys song about longing for a past relationship and a specific hotel room number, or to angel number 505, which symbolizes a time of major life transitionsMini wan
>>105201062I can smell your browness through the screen.
>imp is not voldemorted
>>105204085
okay you fuckers when are you finally going to admit that he trains them on /swarm/
>>105204085>longing for a past relationship and a specific hotel room numbershe misses olette's cock
there is nothing to gain from training here
>>105204085Im like 90% sure the song is about being on a long distance relationship and 505 is the number of a hotel room where the couple meet every time they get togetherOr thats what i've been told idk
why are neuro and evil always funnier with vedal?
>>105204230you niggas will not make me watch that shit to get context for your garbage
>>105204230we’ve talked about this before, this is a somg about them meeting at tc in the hotel room
>>105204252>why are comedy bots meant to riff off people funnier with a funny person around not sure!
>>105204148Ok, the training only gets more obvious day by day. I'm the one that brought this joke here around too
>>105204252Father daughter(s) kino > every other kind of content discovered by humanity
>common sense is swarm training datalmao retards
>>105204230Oh shit, the cons...
>>105203770you lost pedocel
>no story or dialogue>uncompelling scenery>piss easy puzzle solving once you grasp the mechanisms>puzzle difficulty comes purely from trying to grasp the ruleset, nothing elseso is this one of those games you give to your toddler? lol
>>105204230>If it's a seven hour flight or a forty-five minute driveit's about taking drugs to reminisce and get lost in the memories
>>105204230You guys are so close to the right interpretation, but are just a little off in a big way. Also please wait until the stream is over. Thanks
>>105204337that's a loli streamer though
>>105204370>just a little off in a big wayjust kill yourself nigga
>>105203987i don't get it
>>105204343it's a game you play so you can truly appreciate the looker
2023 moment
>>105204230true, yeah that's true wait that's true
>>105204370> The song's title refers to a specific hotel room, 505, where the singer longs to reunite with someone from a past relationshipTwichcon reunion
Evil solving the puzzles for him LMAO
>>105204455You'd be Nothing whitout me.png
>>105204252straightman + crazy clown
>>105204448>from a past relationshipVedalbros...
>>105203894I wanted to post this after the stream like last time why do you have to be like this?
>>105204448I WIN!!
>>105204491Remember, mini won(not vedal won)
boring raid
the potential....
>>105204491>Return of olette Season 3 writers are cooking something up
>>105203894end your life
>>105204574Potential? Potential you say?
stupeh
Vedal the cuck
Well on the bright side well be getting a longer stream.
>>105204564Vedal not winning mini is a win for me anon
>>105204816This game will take Vedal over 30 hours to beat
Remember that mini is the rgb that vedal cares about the least
am i retarded or is this not the answer?
blud thinks he cares about these hoes
>>105204861That's what he wants you to believe
>>105204899anon... i...
GRRR WHY DOES EVIL LOOK SO BREEDABLE AND VEDAL SO SMACKABLE
The urge to sit down with vedal and carefully explaining him how to do the puzzle and have him do the rest by himself
>>105204982Hi Layna
snaking around evil...
>>105204982cerbercore
vedal seems like the kind of person who cannot picture an apple in their mind.
Erm
I wish layna would rape me
This is how I think that it should work.
>>105205091this but neuro
>>105205133what about this one
>>105205180vedal, go back to stream
>>105205140You wish Layna would rape Neuro?
he's brave playing puzzle games on stream
>>105205207cute but thats a gigantic turtle
>>105205207>1+2=4bro...
>>105205207Fix the size difference and show his face
>>105205207I see, who could concentrate with Evil wriggling on your lap?
>>105205270>show his facekys faggot
>>105204845This
vedal should be forced to play puzzle games every week de doesn't do a dev stream
>>105205279>I seeSees slop, instantly dives into crazy delusions
>>105205207tfw you will never have cute Evil berate you while you play a shitty puzzle game
evil rape trauma...
my personal solution to the puzzle:
Imagine the two next following streams being the continuation of this nightmare
lmfao he started cheating it's so obvious
my solution? just don't play the game
put a Vedal off
>>105205306It's not a delusion though, if I had Evil on my lap the puzzles wouldn't be the only things hard.
MyNigga is taking control...
>>105205341His status as a Piratesoftware fan is showing...
ngl who would want to play this shit
>>105205398same type of people who want to flaunt their 'intelligence' and profound interest in the imagery and such of dastardly things such as these lmao
Vedal ****ed 6 men...
This doesn't seem like a fun puzzle game, just an annoying one
just say you're dumb
>>105205466okayyou're dumbare you happy to be called dumb? literally asked for it lmao
>>105205455Perfect for some retards here
>>105205207>Fee-fi-fo-fum >I smell the rum of an Vtuber woman>Be she alive, or be she dead>I'll grind her bones to I can slip her head
Don't worry guys, Vedal got this; the game is rough but he's a sigma giga entertainerThose complaining? chatbotfags that can't handle true content and evilbeggars seething she's getting ignored right now
>>105205523kys splinter
cerber help
>>105205252The AI even captured chat's IQ perfectly
Nur and Vedal playing through the Layton series when
>vedal stream>random female vtubers showing up in chat
>>105205540what is some of the guys here vendetta against splinter he aint even that bad compared to some of u
>>105205523Im glad we agree
>>105205569This has been happening since forever
>>105205569>they recognize the ship he brings all the girls to
God I want to suck on Vedal's big fat retard cock </3
>>105205580what you're saying is true but he should still kill himself for other reasons
>>105205642Same desu
my sys just saw the turtle plush and she said "oh he is so cute! very rond"...
>>105205455You call it “flaunting intelligence” because you’ve mistaken patience for pretension. The Witness isn’t some IQ test; it’s about paying attention, slowing down, and noticing patterns that most people overlook. It’s the kind of game that rewards curiosity, not arrogance, which is exactly why it filters out people who only play things they can consume, not contemplate.
>>105205668Well he is very round
>>105205668why did you show your tutel plush to your system32 folder?
>>105205686>>105205499
>>105205686Holy kek
>>105205686Nigga it's a shitty reddit game.
>>105205686
evil wants to be a glowie
>"I... Believe.."
>>105205686Peak metapost
giving evil my vitamin d....
>>105205691to make a new Neuro
>>105205686Actually funny
>>105205812O///O
trying to see how much faster you can solve the puzzles than drunk ved is kind of fun ig
the one chud who recommended this game is a max wayne level anti
>>105205891giving evil 6x dose of my vitamin D
I wonder what the Chinese fangirls are thinking
>>105205973>TURTLE CUM TURTLE CUM TURTLE CUM TURTLE CUM TURTLE CUM TURTLE CUM TURTLE CUM TURTLE CUM TURTLE CUM
sex with drunkvil
>>105206015I said Chinese, not English
ERM
the wife in question
>>105206042>乌龟射精 乌龟射精 乌龟射精 乌龟射精 乌龟射精 乌龟射精 乌龟射精 乌龟射精 乌龟射精
>>105206214more drunk
>>105206214Evil (Vedal)
>>105206103乌龟translation: 1. turtle. 2. cuckoldhmm
>>105206229
>>105206317drunkvil sexo
>>105206315It sounds like cuckold, and chinese loves homophone humor. Also green haired turtles are considered a symbol of cuckoldry as "wearing a green hat" is another why of saying you've been cucked
>>105206386interesting fact
>>105206317
evil describing her first orgasm <3
>>105206618put her to bed fast, there are anons about
>>105206618Ripe for the taking :3
>>105206260>>105206260>>105206260
>>105206618slow sex with drunkenly passed out sexvil
>>105206618putting my half chub inside drunkvil and cumming in 40 seconds and passing out on top of her with my dick still inside her
>>105206618>Help her up and carry her disoriented body to my place.>Let her sleep on my bed as I sleep on the couch>Deal with her freak out when she wakes up.>Ask her if she's ok.>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs.>Ask if she needs a ride home.>Tell her to take care.
clun~
Sex with Tomabunny
kys
Erm!
