I'm starting to think these threads are made by seething femanons

>>105234864
Thanks anon I had no idea she had a birthday stream on friday. She's been nice and raiding into my oshi lately so I definitely wanna show up and support.

>44s
this obsession isn't healthy anon

>>105234864
Cucklings will still defend this btw. No self respect.

>>105234864
>a splitting headache
Yeah I bet that's not the only kind of splitting she's experiencing.

>>105234864
>ears hort
come the fuck on

>>105234925
Nimi is the one making these threads

>>105234864
cant blame homework anymore lol

>>105234864
Just take pain medicine and get on with your day. Man, some people never had an actual job

>>105234864
>rest enough for my birthday party on Friday

Is this chick really going to take an entire week off because of ear & head hort? Cuckoldlings really have no shame

>>105234864
>44s
You belong on this site

she probably has a dayjob and only streams for fun these days like dooby

It's like break №5 in 2 months or something, no? Someone less lazy that me can go through her shit and compile it, it would be pretty funny

>>105235353
>Last stream 2 days ago
What break?

>>105235336
That's really pathetic if you think about it. Remember, she was earning ~500k per year as Fauna and no, that's not nearly enough to retire with like most retards here say (just factor in a nice 50% Japanese tax rate not even counting all other expenses)

>>105234864
Does it really matter? She's still streaming a couple times a week. Steamberts haven't gotten a word from dooby in like 2 weeks.

How the fuck nimicucks are still a thing lmao, pathetic little creatures are so clueless and naive.

>>105235157
Impossible. The feet won't match up.

>>105235336
Doesn't she have a partner now? What does she need to work for?

just take tylenol nimi. i'm sure the baby will be fine. headaches are solvable.

do people here really just never wash their clothes that they don't understand that doing laundry is usually a process that takes up a large amount of the day especially if you're doing multiple loads

>>105235600
Keep seething poor brown holodrone. IIRC her total SC earnings were like 900k? I think talents get like 35% of that after the YT cover cut so that’s 315k

Ad revenues vary vastly but let’s just normalize to make the math easier and say she got 100k views on each of the streams and they’re 3 hours each. It says 700+ vids/live streams and 150 Mil+ views

Idk how CPM interacts with streams and how cover works with add revenue but for a regular streamer that’d be about another couple mil but lets do the lower estimates with the cover cut and say that’s a million there.

Now we gotta do the real money makers: merch and direct cover products

She gets a huge cut of that and iirc her merch sold REALLY well. Let’s give her a 50/50 split on that (I have no idea how realistic that is). I think the cheapest product itself is usually like $20? She maybe sells a couple thousand? Give her half? Say she had like 10 products over her career (I am purposely giving lower bounds) that’s another 200k lower bound


So adding that all together the lowest bludb estimate of her income as fauna is something like 1.5 million USD

That’s not counting any of her addtional revenue sources like the cover salary, Ad revenue from her LL channel which exploded while she was fauna or her cut from things like Fes and sponsorships cover did.

Plus, the past couple years have seen the stock market explode. Even if she did the most basic bitch thing possible and just dumped as much as she could into a 401k (or if cover couldn’t contribute since it’s an overseas company just put it in an index fund) she’d be up like 75+%

I do not see a world where she is not a millionare.

>>105235799
Never knew she couldn't do that during her usual days off. That's like me calling up my boss to tell him I can't go to work on Friday because I have to do the laundry. No one is buying that bullshit

>>105235877
when did she ever say that she needs to take the day off to do laundry i only saw that tier list picture and it seems like people are massively misconstruing it

>>105234864
>Birthday stream on Friday
Look forward to it.

They invited this magical new thing..... I think it's called Advil.

>>105235840
Start looking at Cover's financial results before wasting your time with pseudomaths containing a bajillion assumptions, retard

>>105234864
will there be merch to buy on friday?

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>>105235924

>>105235924
I don't know if it's true or not. But it is a pretty pathetic and unprofessional excuse. It's borderline offensive.

Her cucklings pay her thousands per stream and she couldn't bother to see them because laundry? Come on.

>>105234864
not streaming but remember to pull out your credit cards this friday. cucklings

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Awawawawa

We really should stop giving her attention she doesn't deserve.

>>105235799
Even if you're doing multiple loads, it still doesn't take up much of your time.
5min to bring hampers to washer & separate clothes
2min to move clothes from washer into dryer
10min to fold/hang clothes and bring them to your dresser/closet
So even if you're doing 3 loads, than less than 1hr of time throughout the entire day.

>>105234883
I've seen laundry mentioned at least 3 times today in 2 different threads, someone is very obsessed.

>>105236205
you're forgetting the time it takes to wash and dry (especially if you can't hang your clothes and have to use a dryer machine) times however many loads you have. my machines take more than an hour to do just one full load

>>105236318
oh yeah this is assuming you can only use one machine to wash at a time but most people don't even have more than a couple washing machines

>>105236318
Except you don't have to be standing in front of the washer/dryer for an hour waiting for things to wash/dry. You can go off and do other things.

>>105236470
she writes the emails during those times

>44s
Least obsessed Nimi/Fauna anti.

>>105234864
>44s
STAY

>>105234864
kronii was right

>>105235799
oh no having to put a bunch of clothes and bedding into a washing machine with some cleaner and hitting the on button then returning an hour later to throw it all into the dryer and turning that on for two hours, so time consuming.

nimi's either genuinely incompetent at running a household and her life or she's lying and lazy. take your pick.

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>>105234864
Hmmm~~

>>105234864
>she says this while conveniently forgetting that /uuu/ has been tracking her periods for years because her retarded diet gives her evil ones and she usually takes a week off every time they hit
Seething femanon, if you've got the energy to watch and post her tweets 44 seconds after their made you could at least do the bare minimum of research.
Alternatively, let me put a baby in you

>>105234864
In her fucking ears? Damn, hubby is getting creative

>>105235840
didn't read, keep coping, stupid cuckold.

>>105234864
There's no way this lazy cunt is shameless enough to take a whole week off because
>uuu ear hort
Right? ....right?

>>105237878
Still better than laundry hort or emails hort or errands hort

>>105236535
>Nimi/Fauna anti
That's the entire board at this point. Cucklings can't even effort a proper general. Good riddance

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>>105238385
>can't even effort

Today, I also woke up with ears.

>>105234864
>headache
Does she not know that aspirins exist?

>>105235336

>dooby
>dayjob

is this true?

>>105239466
when a non-white suddenly moves back in with family and gets very busy, it means they've been roped in to somebody's failing business as an extra hand. you should never make your boss your landlord but it happens to poorfags all the time

>>105234864
He fucked her ears ?!?!?

>>105234864
>44s
Don't care, Nimi

>>105234864
day sex I guess

>>105234864
The headache is from giving me nightmare head all night

>>105234864
recently married couples has sex atleast 20x a day bro.

it goes down to 0 after a years though.

>>105235336
lmao what kind of retarded cope is this when there are indies with 1/10 of holos or ex-holos viewership who do streaming as a full time thing

>>105243193
hello saar

>>105235799
>they don't understand that doing laundry is usually a process that takes up a large amount of the day
maybe if you're running an orphanage.

>>105234864
Damn, she is using the pregnancy excuse to get rawdogged daily. She knows she won't get preggnant being a vegan and that.

>>105234883
>/shondo and Kronii bitch about green woman general/

>>105234864
Doesn't doing it in the ear risk an infection? That seems like a bad idea.

>>105243730
Kek at the minecraft merch. She's just the type to marry a soiboi redditor.

>>105236166
no, every shitpost in catalog proves she's still mindfucking brownfeet

>>105234864
I don't get why she feels the need to come up with an excuse for why she cant stream on any given day, just do the saba route and make it a surprise if you actually stream

GET UR CREDIT CARDS READY EVERYONE

>>105243730
i actually fucking hate minecraft. also, i would never let her just do all the work like that. i do my own laundry. i'm willing to learn how to do women's laundry, but if i prove too clumsy........ i dont want to accidentally ruin her precious clothes. protein snacks? just eat more eggs retard. let me mention this again, i fucking hate minecraft.

>>105235799
I can wash a whole week worth of clothes in a morning with good weather

>>105244522
Give her some time.

Cucklings are so pathetic kek

>>105243730
>that hair

This nigga doing his homework

>>105244522
Well, for one, people actually expect her to stream consistently.

Could at least do her fans the courtesy of telling them the whole truth, instead of a fuck ton of half truths like "I need a week off because of laundry :C". Would actually respect her more if she said she needed to take care of her baby or smthn, but she realized after announcing that cucklings are too disillusioned and parasocial so she kept lying to keep that sweet supa revenue

>>105245556

you can't feed a baby with words of god

>>105244535
we must be better saplings

>>105245267

you guys will never find me

but if you want to know what my favorite game is

it's definitely not minecraft

it's elona

elona, an obscure game of the /jp/ board

>>105235336
Not needed. Even people with like 30k subs can live off just streaming

i am sorry guys

i'm her childhood friend

the childhood friend always wins

>>105246231

i was there before it even started

i'm sorry guys

it's a heavy burden though

it weighs on my mind every day

sometimes i wish..........

no, i can't say that

i won't allow myself to say that.

but i've always allowed her to find someone else

i'm not trying to hold her captive.

i don't even know what she sees in me.

sometimes, i think it's just a long-term prank or something.

i have absolutely no confidence in myself.

>>105246499

the only strength i can rely on is my physical body

but these days i'm wasting away

i have no more hunger, at least when it comes to gym-celling

and there's always a bigger fish in the gym

in a manic episode, i threw away half of my gym equipment

exercising too much can also be a bad thing, and drain your sanity. wipe it out.

because i want some assurance

that even if my personality and looks fails, at least this body can be of some use to her.

my pull up cage remains

the rest, i gifted them to strangers

and even if my pull up cage deteriorates from the rain and sun

i can go back to the basics

lunges, push ups, sit ups

in asian culture, it's believed that the man is frivolous with his spendings, so all the finance is managed by the woman

the man gets an allowance, if anything at all, per month

and due to my earth nature, i stay poor as a way to force humbling upon myself

aligning yourself with your core is important

never forget the balance of heart, soul, and mind

unironically, the celestials guide me, if i ever lose my way / mind

material pessimism, the belief that material possessions are inherently negative

construct conceptual materials, not physical materials.

>>105243730
I like how accurate literally everything is

>>105235336
dooby had a dayjob? What would she even do? I remember she wanted to get into game development after holo but she have neither the skill nor patience for this shit.

>>105235799
Doing laundry for two people is a breeze as long as you have the equipment that every first world household should have. Unless her third worlder hubby is forcing her to wash her clothes in a polluted river for the smell of home.

>>105234864
She will get a spanking if she doesn’t do all of her chores.

>>105248876
The chores being sucking off mr nightmare

>>105235799
Oh she’s taking multiple loads all right, cuckling

>>105248876
She won't get a spanking if she doesn't do all her chores.

>>105235799
>multiple loads
... nah, too easy

>>105234864
Wife material

>>105249986
Not yours

>>105250642
Yea, not so lucky.

>>105235730
>he doesn't know

>>105239365
ain't no aspiring fixing mr nightmare needing his cock milked today

>>105249451
kek

>>105236205
>10min to fold/hang clothes and bring them to your dresser/closet
lol
lmao

>>105245980
>elona
superb taste

The mental gymnastics of rationalizing how long it takes to do laundry is pathetic lmao she doesnt want to stream for you cuckling she just wants your money

>>105234864
Ear/head hort? Just take an entire week off. Laundry hort? Take the entire day off. Email hort? That's another day.

>>105235799
>if you're doing multiple loads
oh Nimi is doing multiple loads alright, just not from you

>>105254203
Kek

>>105234883
Not that far

>>105253827
Hey maybe her outfits are uber complex so she washes them one at a time

>>105235799
what a tiring process, the ameirmutt laundry day is. putting it in the machine that does it for you and then doing literally anything else until you have to put it in another machine that dries it for you. fucking exhausting, those 90min of waiting for machines to do all the work for you.

>>105235799
How many hoops are these Cuckling going to jump

>>105234864
this is ridiculous

>>105234864
She's on her period

>>105235799
>doing laundry is usually a process that takes up a large amount of the day
in the third world where you have to do it per hand maybe

>>105235600
Dude, she's married, and I seriously doubt she got down bad for a dead beat (and I don't mean Mori or a Mori fan, since that would be too interesting,) so I'd bet credits-to-carrots that the guy either comes from, or makes, money.

I wouldn't be surprised if she just spends all her money on artwork and her cats now...

>>105258598
>pregnant
>period

Cuckling cope, she had an appointment with her OBGYN

>>105260818
>she's PREGNANT I KNOW IT
>ok how do you know it
>I KNOW IT
>but she's on her normal period cycle
>She's PREGNANT she CAN'T HAVE A PERIOD
>ok how do you know that
>I KNOW IT

>>105261502
Copeling

>>105236052
>will there be merch to buy on friday?
Of course. She's no longer with Cover. Cover delaying Gura's 3D Live merch for months is how you lose trust.

Time to put on the ol cope cape

>>105234864
>>105236054

These are some pretty good excuses. Emails take a whole week to go through and headaches do in fact make you unable to stream for an entire week

>>105235157
Makes sense I guess. People get sick of the complaining, the controversy dies fast.

>>105266087
Lol
Lmao

>>105235336
>for fun
>>>>>>>dooby
ok piggymate.