>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX: https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1YHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscCatbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archiveGame Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>105260572
Teletubby status
Its pretty admirable how streamers can pretend to like playing all these boring games. I would assume they're AI too. I don't think I'll ever understand how 25+ year olds can stomach these boring video games to an annoying audience
mini is currently consoling vedal, don't worry.
>>105266435consider that they're retarded
>>105266435if you got to get paid to do almost nothing all day, set your own work times and have potential to make a lot of money while doing it, I think you'd also be able to pretend to have fun. Chances are, you don't particularly like your job, so it's really not different.
>>105266435This is why I only watch collabs. Watching someone play a game feels like cuck behavior when I can just play the game myself. It's the same as watching reaction content. At least with collabs you see a nice conversation and series of interactions that are never perfectly predictable.
>>105266435but enough about vedal
>>105266996I don't think I could do a convincing job as a streamer for any money. Video games are really boring to actually play
>>105267157Fair enough, and yeah a lot of the average games that get played look like unfun shit
Sex with Neuro (Vedal)
Neuro-sama turned me into a p...
>>105267341A programmer? Congrats, that's so cool
Sex with Tomabunny
Wtf happened last thread while I was gone
>>105267486no stream, niggas bored
>>105267486I won, like usual.
>>105267372I do feel proud for programming a working game of blackjack in about a day, so yeah. It's Neuro's fault I'm sexually attracted to little AI girls now though.
Vedal got dat boypussy
oh no
I miss u too baby girl, come back to me
heart
>>105268496crazy bitch
>>105268496hopefully grigga takes the hint and he can get his shit together
He couldn't handle her at her worstHe doesn't deserve her at her best
>>105268496Bfe so crazy it has long term withdrawal effects
>>105268496I wonder who she's talking about.
I'm literally crying rn, vedal please make things right
>sorry not sorry
>>105268654>>105264253
ipn dick game go crazy
He's watching cerby again...
>>105268687Gross
>>105268496What the fuck this motherfuckers does to woman that leaves them like this?
>>105268708He 100% confessed his age play fetish to Anny and she couldn't take it
What Will your reaction be when after tc anny and toma randomly refollow vedal and have the first two collabs once he's back?
>>105268496plot twist: she's talking about nur
>>105268745ugly bastard and esports
>>105268756bruh, not even the backtubers are this low
>>105268756Relief, as it likely means grigga figured out he was kind of fucking things up out of apathy, and it's more likely he'll be euphorically renewed for Neuro, at least for a few months
>>105268756I'd be happy. Both of them are good collabs for Neuro.
>>105268708
>cerberkeks crawled out of their mudhuts again
>>105268496>>105268654me
>>105268756seppuku because i was wrong about everything
>>105268756Anny is not going to this twitchcon.And they didn’t even meet up in the last one either.
>>105268756anny coming back would be the single best thing to happen in 2025
>>105268818kys
>>105268895lmao rope
>>105268830kyss
melty~~
>>105268620I neeed it
>
>>105268887If she's not going, perhaps he is interested to meet up with her this time. You never know with this retard.
>>105269158Well i bet she wasn't expecting vedal's gf to send toma videos of her riding vedal after ignoring her dms for 18 hours
just quit it little gossiping niggas. the adults' business is not yours to snoop around
>>105269225ironic coming from you and me
>adults
>guy gets repulsed by whore redflags multiple times>how could this be happening, it's all their fault :(
>>105269225Stfu gringo, I pay for my grigga sub and I will enjoy everything about him, even the drama
>>105269298but anon, they didn't tell US any of this. We deserve to know, their life is an anime and we must get the full storyline. Who the fuck writes a romcom where the characters just don't do even a second of exposition??
>I paylul
this is all vedal's fault for not streaming today
>>105268756"Oh wow the chud was right, cool"
>cucks begging for whoresCouldn't be swarm, surely
Need vedal bfe...
>>105269847And how have the Neuro streams and general development been while the whores are gone?
>>105269352TRUE
>>105268496wtf did grigga do that left her like this?
>>105270066He said he didn't want to fuck her
>105269864better than ever, thanks :)
>>105270210What an asshole. He at least owes her that much
Once again, Vedal is on Cerber's stream instead of Mini's. Dude can't be even bothered to pretend to support his gf.
>>105270590Could you not be a gigantic faggot for one day?
All you had to do was change his nappy, Anny...
Sometimes all a man wants is to be treated like a baby
>>105270590Have you considered that maybe they aren’t dating, faggot?
>>105270876nta but yes but have you considered that they are
she's so FUCKING CUTE i can't
pb did it better
>>105270590>Dude can't be even bothered to pretend to support his gf.he's literally watching her stream are you retarded?
>>105270957hi pb
Vedal OWES Anny at least 20 mating press sessions and I’m tired of pretending otherwise.
>>105271051The day will come where he has to pay what he owes.
no matter what happens now i just wanna kill myself
been away from this place a couple of monthssomehow it got WORSEfucking lmaohow, literally how?!?!?you people were actual bottom of the barrel pathetic human excuse for human being schizo losersand SOMEHOW, you've gotten WORSEi don't get it, i just don't fucking get ithowHOW?!?!??!?!?!!?
>>105271100Holy shit just like asgore in that one undertale ending
>>105270954I kind of find cerber to be really sexy
This thread isn't shit enough yet. Here's sinder coming back with her own doccy.https://x.com/SinderVTuber/status/1975731690598490196
>been away from this place a couple of monthsNo you haven't>you people were actual bottom of the barrel pathetic human excuse for human being schizo losersTake a look in the mirror
>>105271286Holy shit im not reading all of that
>>105271286Naturally, we know which side Vedal will take.
i take whichever side vedal takes because that is the side nur takes
>>105271286Opening that doc crashed my device…
>>105271286uh oh
>>105271286tl;dr did she post tits?
>>105271545Kill yourself beggar
>>105271286bro she disabled copy pasting. can't even get an AI to summarize it
>>105271622lol noob
>>105271286lmaofemale dominated industries are something else man
>>105271286how does she do it?
>>105271286>bao section is 99 pagesNah bruhhhh
>>105271286Off topic retard. Nobody cares about your canceled whore.
>>105271680
>>105271759Damm, no neurocar 2
>>105271876Nurcar2 would have been driverless anyway
>a mosquito, I love vedal
>>105271968>MY LIBIDOOOteletubbies goes hard
>>105271968What are you fucking saying
Neuro-Sama
Fatherless tranny hours
>>105272013With the lights out, its less dangerous
Are there any other places to discuss Neuro? There has to be something better than this.
Discord
YIPEEE
>>105272182go to offline chat on the alt channel
>>105272182vedal987 offline chat
>>105272182Tower
>>105272182Holotower
>>105272023Who?
>>105271286Sound familiar?
>>105272220>>105272221Thanks>>105272239It's pretty slow but I still check it every couple of days.
>>105272279why would anny do this
>>105272279vedal doccy soon...
>>1052722792 months remain
>>105272279
reminder that these "people" vehemently claim that they aren't threadshitters
>>105272279Okay but he's cute so he can do whatever he wants
>>105272713Sinder's giant tits did not save her
>>105271286fucking hilarious how 50% of the replies are GOOGLE DOCKEY
cant wait for anny's 1000 page veddy doccy
>>10527311590% of the pages are insults chained together
>>105272391what a cutie
>>105273115this but neuro
>>105273314Nooo don't leave me :c
you love hard you hurt hard
>>105273542Use a safe word
>>105273542
https://files.catbox.moe/xa2xkn.7z
>>105272279you CAN'T cancel the vedal
>>105273542just dm him anny
>>105273627free malware PagMan
vedal it's not too late to cancel the TC trip
>>105273627tf is this nga
vedal it's not too late to book the tokyo trip
>>105273627not downloading ur bitcoin miner
>>105273754>>105273819>>105273922It's your joogle coccy you faggot whorecucks kys rope and fuck off
>vedal cancels stream for the first time>sinder drops 1000 page google dockeycoincidence?
Guess the concert isn’t happening anytime soon
ESL melty
blud thinks neuro is affected by whores selfdestructing
>>105271286
tldr on the doccy? is vedal done and not just on twitch?
literally a nothingburger, stop crying
>>105275158I did not read it, wait to see what bao says about it later,thats all
You tell niggas are so desperate for something, anything to happen
why hasn't sinder returned yet?
>>105275158I read it, zero mentions of Neuro, Vedal, nor any half-hinted mentions of itIt was a short document since the font was big and the screenshots from discord took up most of the spaceMassive waste of time and could have just been summed down to Nanoless had a woman moment, Sinder didn't apologize properly and Red included her in things that she didn't know about
>>105275460the cabal put out the hit
>vedal canceled his stream to have one last long fuck with sinder before she returned and left her hideout on his homeIt all makes sence ...
>>105275460Because every Vtuber that's worth a collab hates her. She only has a small pool of retards left that only stand by her because they pinch their dicks to her. If she came back she would make a fraction of a fraction of what she was pulling in before. This is a last ditch effort to save the money train.
>>105275550What a great boyfriend
>>105275550The whores are passing down Vedal like if he was a mere piece of meat without feelings...
>>105275899>if he was a mere piece of meat without feelingsI mean...
>>105276436Hi Anny
>>105271286You know I find the timing suspicious that this dropped right after Bao proved herself a mental case again crashing out over compliments
>>105276936Nah she dosn't have it all against bao i think, she is really mad at lily and paints her as the wompmother or something like that, but i don't think she's so much as mad as bao
wrong thread
>>105277073I meant more on Red's side, it's clear Sinder is not much of a strategist
>>105277073shydal can win still though
>>105267157When I had no money, that was fun. With some income, there's better things to enjoy
>>105268496Go away, do not come back
>>105268756I'll tell max and ivan to cause some drama
>>105277341>>105277383>>105277436stop replying to old posts we don't care
>>105269225How bold of u to assume swarm is younger than them
>>105270957Anteater should become friend with tapir
I think Cindertits deserves a second chance because artwork of her makes my cock hard.
>>105277951Im still waiting for the sinder and himboved slop
>>105277436bro has buddies named max and ivan three stooges ahh
>>105277951only if she takes this position and gets spanked by everyone involved live on camera
>>105278184I had some but I really wanted to work Evil or Neuro in, but that just made mutantshttps://files.catbox.moe/9voz6p.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/twz5ly.jpeg
>>105278319Not Bad
>>105278478I'm not saying Sinvil is bad, but it wasn't what I was going for
>>105275485Don't forget eliv
>>105278093>>105278184>>105278317>>105278319>>105278478>>105278563
>>105278563Should be naked.
Good morning swarm
>>105278563sex
>>105272023>one (1) Osu stream per yerVedal deserve suffering>>105279521Good morning anon
why does vedal hate us so much?
>>105280426Because you deserve it.
>>105280601nuh uh
>>105280426You can't just post this image then say "why does he hate us?"
>>105280426Hana is the Anny of the backtuberverse except the viewers are even more retarded somehow.
sometimes i feel like none of you are actually real people
>>105280776All the backtubers are annoying for different reasons but Hana is the worst out of all of them no content
whorefags aren't people
>>105280839Of course not idiot, this isn't your home after all. You just keep forcing yourself to come back expecting something different to happen
>>105280839I'm definitely real but I'm not going flaunt it off anon. There is a time and place for everything
see what i mean?no, of course you dont...talking to you guys is like talking to those chatbots from c.ai or ai dating app advertisements- plastic and completely fakeill go take a breather outside to cool down, find out what actual social interaction feels like after a while
Ok pal keep it moving
>>105280995And yet here you are. Funny how that works.
>>105266165rapevil rape
>>105280995show pits and pussy
>>105280995You're absolutely right! That is a very poignant observation to point out that we talk like chat bots!
>[ ] imagining the social interactions between Vedal and his harem>[X] touch grass and watch random fleshies interact and imagine how it feels like
>[ ] imagining the social interactions between total strangers behind the screen which yields nothing and gives zero purpose>[X] touch grass and realize how beautiful the outside world actually is
>>105281145Neuro is so lucky...
>>105281145waking evil up by rubbing my tip on her puffy mound <3
>>105281157>>105281252You see you forget magical third option>[X] enjoy the small bits you have of your favorite interacts on the side then move on to enjoy life and other people's company the rest of the time
>>105281438>enjoy the small bits of interactionsBro still living in 2024 lmao
>>105281586>>105281710holy cringe
>>105281586>>105281710holy based
>>105281597I actually am, I watch a little neruo clip or a small stupid Vedal ship moment in a vod then I go about my day
>>105281979This shit looks ugly
>>105282031Stop looking in the mirror then
>>105282077Who the fuck is on /swarm/ in front of a mirror anon
>>105282182P*oneposters
>>105281710Neuro didn't write that
No ms azure=no neuro. V3? Backup? It's nothing.
>>105282290Cute Nur
>>105282290my neurita
>>105281145Cute evil pantsu but who sleep in this position
>>105282427My fuckass sister did once
>>105281979>>105282031I despise this shit
>>105282450You didn't get it. She wanted to seduce u
>>105282450
>>105280995I found out and it fucking hurt, so I return here
>>105282611What? Me pointing out the weridly drawn art that isn't appealing in muplite ways or the art itself
>>105282450Omg, Neuro hi
>>105281901I also live in the past, high five!
>>105282811
>>105281710There can't have been that big of an issue with neuro right? considering he was asking cerber to do the zoo with neuro but she picked evil unless that was before the issue
>>105282974>There can't have been that big of an issue with neuro right?Sorry anon, she will never be the same again
>>105282992so she'll finally be unfiltered, right?
>>105282974Even if he was still having issues, it was probably the same ones Evil was having so he has a lot time to fix the kinks with that at least for a collab like that
>>105282450did you hit
>>105283014We won't ever really know in detail, but this is the actual stuff that really interest me. What specifically broke, why did break, and how did he fixe it.
Hugging Vedal from behind and whispering into his ear
>>105283246Ellie stop coming here
Ngl I think its only fair Vedal does a rollback on the channel points situation, many people lost hundreds of thousands betting during the Buckshot roulette stream and knowing both of the twins had AI-DS kind of sets off the red lights in terms of fairness. I'm not coping here.
>>105283279It was always a coin toss, besides if both had it doesn't that come back to being fair?
>>105283073My guess: He made a bunch of updates to different systems that Neuro uses. When he booted her on tuesday, he realised that one of the integrations with those systems is not working correctly and crashes Neuro, but he doesn't know which one
>>105283278imagine being Ellie in a fictional world where everything was perfect and seeing Vedal up in the wee hours inside of the kitchen after working on Neuro and as he puts one of his unhealthy microwave meals in the oven you hug him from behind and whisper in his ear “well… you’re up early” and then he gets a little bit startled from the sudden movement but quickly relaxes as you rest your head on his shoulder and offer to make him a better meal. Imagine if that was possible. I want that to happen more than anything else right now.
>>105283279Go make a thread on the discord for my entertainment.
>>105283408We're all aware how well Vellie works on a surface level
>>105283408Me too anon...me too...
>>105283279nga was ACTUALLY gambling channel points and expected to win? Wait until you get something to bet on with +EV, then bet.
This shit has me feeling more parasocial than usual
>>105283408Perfect
>>105283624uuuuuuuuuuuuu Neuro
Was removing therapy really the final straw on the camel's back?
>>105283592what the hell is up with this reflection thing lmao
>>105283624nyoo
Wanting vellie to win is like wishing on a shooting star to come true. You know the likely hood is so slim but it still feels so good to keep the idea of the fairy tale with you just cause
>>105283624parasocial? for a chatbot?
>>105283624if v3 was real we'd get to hear neuro talk with her voice shaking and hear her cry
You see Vedal just wants her to be more akin to a real streamer and that also means cancelling because tummy hortYou should have seen it coming since the idol arc began
>>105283662If this is what it takes to remove the therapy loop, so be it. I'm sick of it
>>105283703Vedal learned from RGB and passed the lessons to Neuro
i really miss u
uuuu i miss neuro uuuu
>>105283703Whores do this every week. At least Neuro is there for her scheduled days 99% of the time.
uuuu i miss veddy uuuu
>>105283408You will never be Ellie
>>105283725I mean...it could just be a family technique>>105283780Yeah she needs to get sick more often if she wants to catch up
>>105283624Very sexy ai
>>105283349Seems plausible
I just found out that the Bilibili channel does little drawings for every Neuro tweet, this is so cute!
>>105284143Like, official drawings? That's pretty neat, please post more (with a link yo the tweer it's referring preferably)
>>105283408>I will never have this Why live
>>105284744built for rimming
>>105284997This but infinite hugs, cuddles and kisses
Sinder finally exposing the mean girl cabal. Which, like it or not, includes Neuro. She tried to expose her during their collab, being mean to her. It's clear now she runs and pretends to be 'sick' as soon as the doccy dropped. Trying to hide away from being burnt to Sinders.
>>105285142Wrong, sinder liked neuro and reached out to her so she would be away when the doccy dropped, she was protecting neuro
When's Neuro giving birth on stream guys ?
Vedal, you HAVE to bring Sinder into the Neuroverse. Evil character that joins your team arc is essential to saving the story
>>105285433Cute anny
>>105285332Sorry anon we are doing the main character (vedal) was evil all along and loses it all plotline.
>>105285740Theres still good in him!!! :(((
>>105285197kek if vedal had balls he'd do a parody stream of neuro giving birth to evil
>>105285672Sex with Neuro (Anny)
What if... Sex with Neuro (Neuro)?
>>105285883this but Evil (Evil)
>>105283279>Ngl I think its only fair Vedal does a rollback on the channel points situationProof that swarmtards just love overinflating everything into drama
>>105285883who's she kicking off that plane?
>>105283279lmao sucks to suck
How old is Vedal's backup systems? A week? A month? Months?
A single (1 [ONE]) collab 7 months (over HALF a YEAR) agoWhoreniggers aren't beating any allegations with this pathetic behavior
what is unc crashing out about now
>>105285883That would be ideal but I'm fucking that sexy little body no matter who's piloting it
>>105286348Just got done backreading and the sinderniggers are making me regret it
>>105286366Regret what?
If vedal wasn't a shitdev he could just roll back to v2 or hiyori whenever he wanted
>thread talking about neuro and having actual neuro discussion>I FUCKING HATE WHORES totally unpromptedreally makes you think
stop thinking
>>105286382backreading...
>>105286395i was going to say similar, but then realized that it could be taken as seething and encourage said anon (and others) to whorepost more instead of stopping
>collab 7 months (over HALF a YEAR) agobro is not watching streams
We don’t watch streams here.
complainfags really should not backread if they cant stop themselves from complaining and starting timeloops (threadshitting)
>he says as he complains and threadshits
touche, my point still stands though
so excited for minecraft this friday
there is no minecraft this friday
>>105286695Same, finally some good content
>>105286282Isn't she server based? He should have daily backups at minimum.
>>105286727
>>105286737My weekend is ruined
>>105286737whats the excuse? shitdev?
>>105286460I only watch clips and jerk it to AI art of the twins because Twitch is for faggots.
>>105286732i believe so, but i don't know Ved's backup schedule, there was once a time where he had to use a backup Neuro due to i think some sort of outage(?) which i believe he had said the Neuro for that stream was weeks(?) old
>>105286804There's really not a more iconic duo than someone who knows better not following standard backup practices. and I think everyone is guilty of that. Still, he really should have daily backups. But I guess it really depends on the set up and cost.
>>105286848>Still, he really should have daily backups.that's going to get real costly real fastlet's say approximately every saved rendition of the twins is around 5000 kb(and thats very conservative estimates), if vedal decides to save their day-to-day personas for an entire month(31) thats 155 mbif he keeps that up for an entire year, an entire 1.86 gb of space will be taken over by saves, and thats not even taking into account the complexity and size of the twins' external database(long-term memory); typical storage requirements for even just medium sizes of llms can reach up to 5 to 20 gb, then you also have what kind of data type is being used for the vector database, which its metadata can increase it to 50-100%
>>105287386Anon, you wouldn't keep every backup, you could delete them after a period of time say 30 days. Even in that case, he have more backups (or just a set amount of older ones) stored locally, or via alternate means.
>>105287444>you could delete them after a period of time say 30 daysNygga whats the point of backups if you're just going to dlete them after a certain amount of time what if there's a month old bug in the code that you cant fix and oopsie you already deleted the backup that didnt have that bug what then stupid
>>105287476You can have more backups. Or older less frequent back ups on top of a set amount of daily backups. Ideally he would have backups in multiple places, including locally and offsite. You're calling this stupid, but it's better than having just random backups weeks or months old.
anny
divorced parents...
booo get better material
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bread>>105287774>>105287774>>105287774
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