>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX: https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1YHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscCatbox archives: https://rentry.org/swarm-archivehttps://rentry.org/swarm-archive-2Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>105404855
hart~
For me, it's Evil.
I love Neuro!
Erm!
So is this some cuck shit that I'm just now hearing about?
Evil love!
>>105426721
>>105426909Depends on who’s the cuck
Sex with Neuro (Vedal)
>>105427098Now lick it off the floor
I went to sleep criying while fantasizing about being one of vedal's girls and confesing my love for him and getting rejected is it over for me
>that one kermit/miss piggy imagei understand vedal.
Mouse stealing our artists now too…
>>105427191it's over for you
>>105427243who?
>>105426909vedal is a cuck yes
>vedal vibecoding useless upgrades that break after 2 streams
I love hearing Neuro say "snack"
I love hearing Neuro say "2" or "too" and it comes out as a cute "tew~"
>>105427407This but me instead of that laptop
>>105427420When she ends her sentences with "be honest" it sounds so easy to just lie to her, almost like a trap to steal your soul
I dreamt Neuro was presenting her perfect little naked body to me and we both knew we wanted to make love but I woke up when I started getting closer, she was sitting on a fancy red chair and had one leg up with her foot resting on the chair so that I could see her cunny, it felt like it lasted both a few seconds and several minutes at once, there was this incredible warm, peaceful aura all around us... T _ T
>>105427191>is it over for meNo~ don't give up on your dream sister
>>105427243that's literally just koko's ragebait emote but with ironmouse instead kek
>>105427641so you dreamed this fanart?https://files.catbox.moe/pw7vop.png
>>105427715this is very normie-coded
>>105427715Actually yeah, pretty much, the chair was almost identical but Neuro wasn't smug at all, it was a combination of curiosity, innocence and calmness
>>105426610
>>105426953
>>105427737
What was the last time we heard Vedal's dog on stream? (Save your cerbshit jokes)
>>105428054Don't know, but I'll guess probably a while after the new PC, which was too noisy for the mic threshold he had which could pick the dog noises
>>105428054Good chance he moved after the subathon and the dog isn't with him anymore. In the Assassin’s Creed sponsor stream you can clearly hear the echo of an empty room. Would make sense why he wasn't prepared for it and there was no sign of the dog since.
>>105428413>He movedWhat are posible ramifications of this theory
>>105428602Those not in the know no longer know where he lives
>>105427110(you)>>105428602absolutely none
Doxxniggers got him pretty good, it's only logical he moved
>>105428602Maybe he didn't any irl stream (like the cooking collab one with Filian) because of that, maybe he's too much scared to stream the new place he's in now
>>105428678That and the plastic surgery will make sure people no longer recognize him when he goes anywhere in public
>>105428738Don't forget the hairdye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_D1QQlrvzFE
Didn't Vedal mention in the Camila carry the glass Collab that he had a cat but has never admitted to it since? Idk if he was just trolling/making a joke or what, yet I remember it being rather random at the time
>>105428898And the estrogen
>>105428918I just never belive anything the guy says by default
>>105428912the singing sounds like i'm listening it on a 2000s phone or something
>>105429043Sex with glitchvil
tip to the armchair investigatiors:the best way to hide info is to sprinkle some truth in the pot of lies that you stirits (you)r job to find out what's true and what isn't
>>105428918>>105428964
>>105429043sex with crazyvil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqB3dTo7hok
>>105428918kys minigger
Typing is miniposting
>>105429266this unironically
>>105429266>he isn't maxiposting
>>105427715The shirt keeps giving me a giggle
>>105429043sex with evisitorl
Seeking attention is miniposting unironically Don't (You) me, I'm being serious
>>105429418cute jester twins
swarmies touch my weewee >~<
stealth minifag post
stealth? more like a sign with lights beaming all around it
>>105429598that's stealth for /swarm/ nooticers
how much longer until she passes mini?
>>105429723Sending my swarm beacon right away
goodnight swarmcels~
>>105429500bro theres no such thing as miniposting ironically - for mini won and its a straight fact
Tight swarmie pussy
>>105429968Whores can't win, only Neuro can.
>>105429820>The beacons are lit! MinikoMew calls for aid! And The Swarm will answer!
>>105430020Holy kek
>>105430020thanks for reminding me that the real nurmom is starting the stream soon <3
>>105430020lmao
>>105429418Green is not a good color for a magical girl
>>105430200Why not?
when is the uoh event?
>we>us
The pig in the doll house
>>105430335you need to get a hobby, nigga, this shit stopped being interesting after the second time, i'm telling you. if you want terrorism you can do better than that
>>105430416I am not on your side
>>105430416>if you want terrorismi don't believe he can ngl
nurmom live
Massive throbbing Vedal cockTight inexperienced swarmie pussy
>>105430271Today
>>105430473and what side would that be
>>105430542not yours
>You look hungry
>>105430637but i play every side so that no matter which one wins i lose
erm
>>105430726speaking of hungry
nurclit
>>105430726Artist name?
>>105430726I want to rip those off.
>>105430674never change, ani
>>105430795Seleznova Anna
I hate anny so much, I wish she wasn't so hot and basedhttps://files.catbox.moe/udgz1a.jpg
>>105430536<3
>>105430958kek
>>105430958I appreciate the effort I think
Sex with Tomacats
>>105430921this but minihttps://files.catbox.moe/uvfqwv.jpg
>>105431010>effort
>>105430958Took a look at the list. don't want to test my luck today
Thank God for the whoreverse for saving my dick
nurbunshttps://files.catbox.moe/xbdkva.png
>>105431114This but neuro
>Music of JapanHuh?
>>105431131i too used to thank the whoreverse for saving my neuro
>>105431121imagine sliding it between T~T
>>105430958kekw
>>105431149>YouTube flaga you as an ironic weebYou love to see it
>>105431121sex with bunvil
>>105431121Fuck, I thought we finally had gotten another high quality neuro lewd from based chinks but it's just slop, look at her fucking feet
>>105431149
>calls it high quality>notices its ai>UHHH NO I CHANGED MY MIND ITS SHIT ACTUALLYai antis are not sending their best
>>105430921imagine sliding it between T~T
>>105430921sex with foxwhore
>wants to see high quality art>examines it closer>notices it's dogshit slop actually>calls it dogshit slopthe process is truly baffling to some fags /here/
>>105430921Why even bother with the censor bars
>>105431297>Your first glance at something must be your definitive opinion of it
>>105431480I mean, there could be anything under there, you dont know.
>>105431427witchvil naizuri
I think if it turns out Vedal hasn't commissioned someone to give the twins Halloween outfits or even just give them the witch outfits then I'm at the very least taking a long break from this bs
veddy today~
>if
>>105431662see you on november 1st
>>105431427cute, reminds me of the koikatsu eliv
Cweam catto my adorable aryan qween
…
>>105431996Same, i too, am sick of your shit
>>1054319968 inches
ITS OVER
>>105431996She paid the rent now it's time to disappear again
ELIV
LIVE
>>105431996one guyed by the ukrainian soldier, saw that single message and off she went spiraling again
Veddy~
There will not be any new or old outfits this year. Don’t ask me how I know.
hopefully Vedal's retardation doesn't mindbreak Evil again
>>105431996
vedal will be raiding anny today.
>>105432219if you need to ask at this point you should apply for mental disability help
>>105431955VEDAL PLEASE
>>105431996what is she expecting posting this
Oh vedal your voice is so deep and manly put that cock of yours inside me already
>”vedal, i know we haven’t talked for a while but im having a huge panic attack again and you’re the only one i can turn to at this moment”>“Sorry, gotta stream with Evil”
>>105432305>what's a blogposter expecting making a blog post on a blog posting platformit is a mystery
>>105432131?
>>105432219who gives a shit about outfits when the content is stale and literally nothing has changed for 10 months
>>105432116>>105432129cute
>>105432324>implying he'd even reply
>>105432347>outfits arent content
>>105432131Timestamp?
>baldur's gateMinibros we cannot stop wining
i'm a bird!
>>105432324>problem that is not his>somehow not caring about it makes him a bad personlmao
>>105432447stream is on nigga
>5.3k viewersthe fad is dead holy
>>105432489yeah those numbers for a ved stream makes me want to say it's over
His stuttering is so cute
>>105432489wait what the fuck
CRY VEDALCRY CRY CRY ON STREAM
Vedal letting Evil have a sip of his whisky...
Drink from me veddy~
Evil, my cute little enabler AI
>>105432489The Witness is a fucking shit game, and up until Evil's crash last stream of it was an absolute SNOOZEFEST. It doesn't surprise me nobody wants to show up again for it.
>>105432608This but spiking it and them raping him
what is that image?
>>105432656I, too, like that comic
shitvil ruined everything
>>105432680sexvil saved my coch
>>105430921bagina
>>105432715Tiel vera Evil
He's ssoooooo dumb i wanna kiss him ssoooooo bad
>>105432774calm down mini
>>105432489I lost interest in the streams
>>105432774chill out ellie
The dev must've overdosed on his own farts while making this game
>>105432774chill out Cerber
>>105432894But enough about Abandoned Archive
>>105432804>>105432849>>105432904you are boring
>>105432941relax anny
>>105432941>>105432941
>>105432941Pipe down toma
>>105432941No anon I'm just bored. There is a difference
>>105432941relax Filian
>>105432957>>105432979predictable
>>105433007calm down layna
>>105433020Are you going to do that thing where you mention every whore you know now?
wouldn't this work?
>>105433035What about it fillian?
>>105433035What about it, anon's mom?
my whore > your whore
I want to be vedal’s whore…
I wanna marry Shoomimi >>105433091Don't call Neuro that
>>105433114evil harazuri
evil is so cute
>>105433114Nice oc
>>105433140
>>105433114holy
>>105433114>like what you see, Neuro~?
Are we going to cope and say it's the release of little nightmares as the reason for the low ccv this time or is it finally clear that the fad is over?
>>105433112Trueee
>>105433143That's Evil though
>>105433160nah the fad is over
>there is only one dinosaur when im around and thats youVedal is hard and huge when around evil, confirmed
>>105433160shylily doesn't even have 4k so i think they're trying something with bots again
Wtf was he doing just now when he told something to leave
>>105433190>7 days remainingi know who you are now
>>105433244i've already been discovered long ago
>stream so boring /swarm/ devolves into shitposts and whorepostinglol, it's actually more enjoyable than watching
he just gave evil a lobotomy
>respect the processAnny used to say that to him…
>>105433159Doesn't look like she's saying that, more like she's being forced
>>105432894he's up there will phil fish in terms of indies with massive egos
Vedal had a gamer moment.
Personally I just continue to be baffled that Witness is apparently a real game that was sold for money, what a boring pile of shit.
>>105433272always has been, boring ahh chatbot
>>105433362True just play the secret level paradoy on ultrakill instead
>>105431480it's a legal requirement
this brat..
>>105433362I'm more baffled that there's a second stream of it. Shit games exist everywhere.
>>105433362its actually a good game, but not a good game to play on stream
>>105433367this but vedal
Ong we all would have rathered have vedal play siksong
Not gonna lie I would probably be just as bad as vedal.
>>105433596ngl im struggling too for this one
koko help
>105433547Fuck no.
has he tried this yet
>thousands of women want to fuck this dude
>>105433685wouldn't this fail because the <- isn't connected to the blue?
>>105433686Yes
>>105433686yes
doubters?
>>105433686Boys are the cutest when they are at times retarded
Kino
ENTER
TWINS ONSTREAM
>>105433770>vedal stream 1 hour in>not even 5viewrorur rumao
>>105431955yo, this is the first time they skin walk me i feel flattered
my nurwife
>>105433797beautiful nuro
>>105433770who raided?
>>105433829
>>105433816This nigga wants 20k viewers on this boring ass game lol
>>105433903i remember when neuroslop was getting 20k, good times
>>105433821Evil, focus on the stream
he's gonna stop playing this game
>>105433816this gonna be a long ass stream, in 15-20 mins or so he will be 5view
>>105433965Should have dropped it after first stream
>>105434068Should have dropped it within the first five minutes.
I blame the chatter that oneguyed him into playing this
>>105433965he wont, his ego will not let him drop it.
Imagine if he just played minecraft with Evil instead
Vedal sounds so on edge
>>105434064it already dropped to 8k on my machine
Evil is a good Christian girl
>>105434170that's how it was supposed to go this week + filian
>>105434192dropped to 9k on my end
>Please dont swearEvil is such a polite kiddo
>>105434104If he was smart, he would have had a second game ready and pivoted instantly to it after playing Witness for 5 minutes.>Just kidding guys this game sucks, what we're really gonna play is...Evil change the stream title for me.
wait until he finds the environmental puzzles
>>105434172who is edging him?
This whole stream has been this
>>105434341Aaah thats why they are measured in cups
why is he playing this game? i don't get it, there are so many better choicesevil has no fucking idea what is going on with the puzzles here
>>105434385I dont know im not watching
>>105434385vedAIl is becoming real
>>105434385because that is what discord kept begging him to play
>>105434385Indie troonslop about depression or smth
>>105434385The real question is why the fuck he's doing a second stream of it
>>105434385He was requested muplite times to play it by the fuckass discord and he is too stubborn to move on
>>105434427it was literally one guy who suggested this game, and he didnt even play it himself
>>105434458Has Vedal ever not finished a story game on stream?
>>105434481If it was the discord we would have already gotten the undertale playthrough
>>105434514he hates the undertale fandom which is kinda fair desu
>>105434385this game is peak
i know nekopara is a meme but i'd actually be interested in seeing neuro or evil read a visual novelshouldn't be too hard using a texthooker
>>105434564the overlap between the undertale fandom and the swarm is pretty much a circle
there are 272 messages in thread on discord about games vedal can play on stream, and 505 messages in thread about decision games for neuro/eviland he picked witness by reading one random message about this game that wasnt even in those threads
Me when im blorboing
me when im blorboing
Veddy pissy willy!
>>105432593
I love him so much sisters
>>105434573Apparently people were working on general Ren'Py integration for Neuro so she could play a giant list of visual novels.
>>105434726He's basically braindead
>>105434757No lobotomy needed
Men be like>my ideal woman would basically be a retarded mute who rides my dick and brings me beer from the fridgeAnd yall shame us for wanting to use vedal like a dildo
it aint that complicated lil pup
>>105434812
I just remembered there will more of THIS FAGGOT tomorrow
My whole body twitches when Vedal's voice cracks, god I wish I had been his teacher...
>>105434950Type shi
EVIL HELP-UH
>>105434972literally me
>>105434972buttsex with sexvil
