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This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)

Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!

Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!

Schedule: collab week! some times tbd, more updates to come! yay!

https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1970041077412565360/photo/1

Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA
https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug
https://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gg
https://youtu.be/bRlu_bc2hp8

Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumi
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikaneko
https://gofile.io/d/KGXbJt
https://gofile.io/d/votdVz
https://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvg

Our Lemon Queen is back and streaming
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

SPECIAL ANNOUNCMENT: Lumi has a special message to her gumis
https://files.catbox.moe/nm9rhv.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/f8c730.mp4

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I fucked up the schedule
https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1977691069849776262
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>>105468451
Why do they bully jelly so?
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What's with Lumi's fascinations with animals?
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>>105468451
Fyren's cocksleeve, cuck thread.
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Lumi just admits on stream that she would let people slap her. How do we fix her?
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>>105469121
we don't
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>>105468692
Stop calling Starbro fyren
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Lumi is funny
https://files.catbox.moe/fm6dxk.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/7d21kn.mp3
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>>105469256
But I want her to be my mommy dommy.
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Why does Lumi love Chinese culture so much?
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>>105470925
Really makes you think.
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Lumi is so invested in these concubines stories
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>>105470925
not really. do you know what it means to be a bottom?
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Lumi is so happy tearing down women
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Lumi happy to see a woman be degraded and humiliated in public
https://files.catbox.moe/ouvoeo.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/k0zyfj.mp4
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I want to hear lumi use her most powerful accent
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>>105474924
Her Boston accent?
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>>105474964
no. her oldest one. the one that makes nations fall and great men buckle
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>>105472294
I always laugh whenever Lumi pegs a woman being a snake. Like she has experience or something.
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>>105471769
She loves it enough to marry into it
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>>105477001
Lumi loves BWC anon.
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>>105477001
this isnt even worth the effort of pretending to take the bait. I like to give back but come on
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>>105472294
What a Stacy
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>>105472294
Shit like this is why I think she really was a stacy during highschool. Ain’t no way she’s that emotionally intelligent and somehow be a loner.
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>>105479248
Almost like it's an entire act.. but noo, smart women would neEever do anything like that ..
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>>105479248
>>105479365
Lumi was a bullied loner, end of story. She would never lie to us.
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lumi made fun of me every day in highschool
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>>105480677
Stop being brown and fat
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>>105479519
>Lumi was a bullied loner,
Proof?
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>>105468658
Most introverted women are obsessed with animals. They want to find the cutest thing to freak out over
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>>105484281
I don't want to be vague, but she has the signs.
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>Watching the VOD
>Lumi already needs a space heater to survive
>Hates Florida
Why do I keep watching this tard again?
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Lumi being GFE
https://files.catbox.moe/217oqk.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/fz9csl.mp4
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don't die
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what will the mandate of heaven would say about lumi
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>>105488592
I'm watching the VOD, and I'm having mix feelings about it. I know I shouldn't be parasocial, but Lumi makes it hard to resist
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>>105488784
What they say about all Chinese empresses
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>Lumi's cousin's wife tore her ACL
>Lumi tries so hard to pretend to be sad but sounds so happy she might not walk properly every again
So does she only care about her immediate family, or does she not care about anyone?
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>>105490928
There’s subtle hints that she might only care about her brother since he’s the only one that hasn’t hurt her in any way. The rest of her family is free game.
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Lumi is straight, right? She’s not bisexual, or god forbid, a lesbian?
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>She fell for the Greek Meme
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>Lumi wants to spin on a stripper pole
Starmom was right to beat her.
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>>105468489
What’s Tuesday stream going to be about? Anyone have any idea?
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>>105492055
she's driving a tractor causing vehicular manslaughter in the end
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>>105491236
She's just making cliff notes of myths. Except for the Biblical ones, there's nothing else more worthwhile. At least she'll understand references in literature.
The last myth stream was pretty fun at the start, but it devolved into trivia night with resident wikipedia and video essay fans pitching in their favorite facts. Like the worst kind of details obsessed autism for something that actually can have substance, unlike Warhammer lore.
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>>105491236
Finally, I can be of use. I'm a weirdo who reads the illiad for fun every couple years. Its my bible.
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lumi makes me want to give her headpats and tell her she did good and everything is going to be okay.
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>>105493517
just dont watch. if her best isnt good enough and we lack the access to fix it, then it is best to let it go. she's fundamentally a good girl trying her best
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Live soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB4AvF8y9Qc
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>>105494580
What a schizo.
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>>105494212
I'll probably just keep it in the background while I play video games. I didn't follow with the expectation to have control over the content. Just wanted to get my thoughts out on the myth thing, specifically.
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>>105496917
Don’t be gay, anon.
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>>105498253
how is he being gay? he made a fair point and gave me a chance to call lumi a good girl. seems reasonable enough.
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>>105494580
how was the schizo stream? the intro bgm is that wistful music that sort of makes me all nostalgic. I may want to save this for a sad day
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>>105499310
It was a little strange, I tuned out through most of it. I only heard a few annoying donos
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>>105499406
>annoying donos
he's back isn't he
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>>105499535
I really don't think so
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what type of smut or porn is lumi masturbating to right now?
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>>105500335
her tastes are so basic its not even worth talking about
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>>105500844
then state them for the record so no one wastes their time wondering
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>>105501053
its just the typical female fantasy of being under the control of a powerful man. the specifics may vary but that's always at the core
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how long into the friends to lovers courting process do you have to get before they are expected to be nice to each other?
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>>105501215
do you mean enemies to lovers?
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>>105501244
yes, my bad
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>>105501206
>typical female fantasy of being under the control of a powerful man
Yeah, but from what we know from streams, is that Lumi hates not being in control of the situation so that's a dud
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>>105501355
let's get the answer to the other question from the source of wisdom before we start trolling please
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>>105501252
Usually the female main character is annoyed by how improper and controlling the nemesis love interest is, he is everything she hates in people. The nemesis solves a bunch of problems for the main character which annoys her even more because she's trying to assert herself as independent. Somewhere along the mid point of the story the nemesis manages to get himself into some kind of trouble and the main character is reluctant but eventually is compelled to get him out of it somehow. During this the main character gradually begins to see more positive qualities in the nemesis which causes her to overreact. Somewhere in the next story arc the nemesis has a vulnerable moment in which he expresses his affection for the main character, the main character does not go along with it right away but has already fallen head over heels for him. The story builds tension towards 3/4 and then their love is consumated, but 8/10 of the way through the story something prevents them from being together and a boring more conventional love interest enters the picture. Towards the end of the story the main character ends up rejecting her conventional love interest and going against her family to be with the nemesis.
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>>105501491
ahh. intetesting. okay. why does the nemesis make life easier for the protag? does he already like her? why does the protag get nemisis out of trouble? self-interest or after an appeal for assistance? I guess I'm wondering what specific trigger would make the protag start feeling betrayed by the nemesis acting nemesis-like
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>>105501720
There is no logic or reason, that's kind of what makes it appealing to women because a woman will hate or like someone for the most stupid reasons you can think of. For specific examples it can be something like Oh he reminds me of this guy who ended up cheating on me 12 years ago so fuck that guy.
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>>105501720
>why does the nemesis make life easier for the protag?
Men are subservient to pretty women
>does he already like her?
It's implied but unstated
>why does the protag get nemisis out of trouble?
Literally deus ex machina
>self-interest or after an appeal for assistance?
Usually tied to living situation, like not being able to pay student loans unless I help him launder money
>I guess I'm wondering what specific trigger would make the protag start feeling betrayed by the nemesis acting nemesis-like
From a guy's perspective it's on her for trusting an obviously untrustworthy person but stories generally don't criticize main character girlbosses decision making, she's only allowed to beat herself down but she usually has a gay friend that props her back up again.
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>>105501837
I mean plot wise but I take your point. to use the pertinent china example; woman could think her own advisors creating trouble for the nemesis would count as her getting him out of trouble. that lack of causal awareness is a given. the subjective state that makes them go from "I love/hate how he is so demeaning to me all the time" to "why is he being so mean to me?" is the thing I am having trouble wrapping my head around. I'm trying to wrap my head around lucy like people irl. I have only gone for audreys ever since I really hurt a lucy two decades ago.
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>>105501943
>gay best friend
so it's the gay who tries to snap her out of the infatuation. that often triggers the sudden dissonance and forces the nemesis to change tactics or remind her of the softness underneath the facade?
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>>105502003
The shift happens when they bond over a shared struggle and she begins to humanize him. It seems women don't do that by default
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>>105502071
No the gay friend actually goads her into it, I use gay friend here because that's usually how modern writing works but it's anyone that willfully doesn't conform to society, an escort friend or megaslut friend also works and is probably more common in older works. The gay friend is there to show her she doesn't need to be confined to societal norms and her doing so can even be seen as a slight to this person.
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>>105502079
I see. that makes perfect sense actually.
>>105502170
so I take it the social convention being violated here would be anything from socio-economic downgrade, religious/cultural mixing, or something more modern like internet stuff or politics. who then is the foil (if any) I suspected originally suspected of the gay?
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>>105502324
>who then is the foil (if any) I suspected originally suspected of the gay?
beats me, I'm not really familiar with the work if you're referring to anything specific
anyway Lumi loves this sort of dynamic and you can see her go through the entire enemies to lover story perfectly in her Hogwarts Legacy vods with Sebastian.
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>>105502464
thank you sir, I'm about to go on a long hike to enjoy the last of the beautiful weather and this will be a great watch
>>105502464
>>105502079
sincerest thanks to both of you. this was far more ellucidating than I had any right to even hope for.
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>Lumi is bulking up muscle by drinking protein shakes
Did Starbro actually mog by picking her up like a doll?
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>>105503442
Lumi has started to listen to her mother that says if you don't gym you will get diabetes
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>>105503493
Lumi is a 5’7 tall woman, she also thinks 120 pounds is fat for a woman her age and height, I don’t she will get more than 5 pounds v
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she should do a schizo tuesday where she's a really scuffed pole dancer in a club
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>>105505940
That would be too whorish for her, not to mention what her parents will think
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>>105505970
her parents dont watch anon. her dad tries to be supportive but he doesnt watch. she used to make all of her content trying to appeal to him. now she has settled for what she got.
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>>105505970
Her parents are putting all of their hopes and dreams of a grandchild in Starbro, so they’re hoping some girl roofies him during a college party.
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>>105506509
What about her brother? Didn’t anons say he watches her as well?
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>>105506657
this is supposition, but no. chat is way too autistic for him. it pains him greatly
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>>105506657
Even if by some chance, he does watch Lumi, you really think he will stay long when Chat is lusting after her?
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I miss back when lumi was so parasocial for her chat that she paid more attention to them than she did her collab partners. it was so cute seeing her autistically go "oww" wheever someone threw something at her or whispering answers to things chatters said.
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>>105507212
likely an inevitability of going 4view but if you wanna live in a city and stream for a living what are you gonna do
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>>105507470
Why can't she do what other phase girls and other streamers do and just live with her parents or brother so she doesn't have to be financially independent
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>>105507500
pride
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>>105507500
she is financially indpendent. if she wasnt she would be milking you for donos. she lives in a little crack den and she pulled in enough pity cash after the oblivion crisis to put a down payment on a shitty house.
>>105507470
does going 4view impact that?
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>>105507500
take a guess
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>>105507766
>does going 4view impact that?
Yeah I was there when she was getting up there in # and she lamented the fact that she can't sit around 300-500 viewers forever even though she'd prefer that for the parasocial (or just social?) aspect. She doesn't have it in her to keep up with the discord and individual chatters anymore, I also got the impression she soured a bit after the logistical challenges around Halo gamenight, 2023 Lotr watch along and a few missed movie nights.
OCBM started calling her out for it and him and his clique tried to involve her in their personal projects all the time. The gumicord started out as something that would connect people after she graduated, she wanted to leave a lasting legacy and make sure we wouldn't be lonely after she was gone. But it quickly turned into taskmaster/gatekeeper-cord with a few regulars being chased off and generally not a great place for indietubers and artists who used to hang out there. I don't get the feeling she views it as her baby anymore with OCBM appointed as the de facto gumicord rep and she's got a different crowd now with way more goslings and potential schizos filling the ranks.
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>>105508223
>OCBM started calling her out for it and him and his clique tried to involve her in their personal projects all the time. The gumicord started out as something that would connect people after she graduated, she wanted to leave a lasting legacy and make sure we wouldn't be lonely after she was gone. But it quickly turned into taskmaster/gatekeeper-cord with a few regulars being chased off and generally not a great place for indietubers and artists who used to hang out there. I don't get the feeling she views it as her baby anymore with OCBM appointed as the de facto gumicord rep and she's got a different crowd now with way more goslings and potential schizos filling the ranks.
What stopped Lumi from casting him out?
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>>105508262
That was Smug's (and later Xal's) job from what I gather and Lumi is from the old internet where moderation was practically non-existent. Generally speaking people used to just clap back when these types of individuals showed up but there's so much forced positivity and optics to consider now, look at Archivebro for example the amount of shit he gets for being out of line years later from a few instances.
I also think she found it endearing for a time that we would collaborate, make stuff and play games together. Calling each other habibi and being like No Lumi you are not one of the guys we like each other more than we like you. The magic is gone now and it's just pickme shit basically, I really feel for her when she got the impulse to hang out in discord like she used to but wisened up to the fact it's not her place anymore and she has PR to think about now.
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Regardless I guess it's partly the fault of the old gumis never organizing in any meaningful way but then again we're not homosexuals
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>>105508839
The Gumis of old thought things would never change, they were wrong. Now the Gumis of Today need a vanguard party just to ensure order and stability.
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>>105507766
>she is financially indpendent
Anon, she started taking sponsorship streams
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>>105511083
He's ESL and means she is able to support herself through streaming
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Leak all over meeee
sorry
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>>105508223
yeah.. I used to hang out there more often to just post up and play games or work with friendly autist asmr in the background. some of them are really cool, but some of them are not there to have fun. I don't like naming names, but after someone who I know treats this like real life did something that, if this was real life would require a nuclear response, I lost all interest.
>>105511127
are you trolling or did you really think financially independent meant living off income from her portfolio of capital assets rather than independent of parents/discretionary donos
>>105511083
didnt she always do that? good for her, it is enterprising. cute even when she is all ashamed of it
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>>105512966
>are you trolling
I assume that's the issue the other guy took when he gave her taking on sponsorships as an example
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>>105507552
She should drop that pride. She has little to no savings.
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>>105508539
I missed getting to do that and movie night really reinforced how, as fun as she is as a streamer, I'd rather hang out in discord or shitpost with her side by side than the top down interactions of a streamer. she would have to make it very clear that she won't tolerate any cringe gatekeeping or any other such faggotry. I hesitate to even use the term gatekeeping. normally it is a good thing but what they consider gatekeeping is middle schooler on the playground variety. I still can't bring myself to address anything head on without feeling cruel when it's obviously the product of loneliness
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>>105513163
>She has little to no savings.
apparently she does now that her dad helped her out, I don't think she's that interested in stonks however
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>>105513205
Does she even have a 401k? And assets? Property? What the fuck are her parents doing?
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>>105513224
They have enough money to the point they just flat out told her and Starbro that they can do whatever they want with their lives and not worry about money
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>>105513062
fair and reasonable. I ought to have avoided that verbiage when streaming is the type of thing someone who is truely financially independent may do with their time
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>>105513205
I think she wants to be, she is just a little stupid about financials and wants or needs a little babying
>>105513251
it would explain the korean idol arc. I thought it was just a little excess pride. are we sure of that or just making a not unreasonable assumption?
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>>105513309
I only make definitive statements about things she has said on stream that doesn't contradict anything else she's said on stream
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>>105513344
good policy. I must have missed her saying that. it sounds like the specifics of their estate planning is a bit of a mess though. hopefully her dad's explanation or lumi's retelling was an oversimplification. half the reason people in this country get screwed is not taking a week to check all the boxes
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>>105513251
Okay, but what if starbro marries someone who wants the entire inheritance and not partial? What then?
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>>105513309
Her Dads advice was good, I can tell he either puts in the work or is close to someone in the space. I don't blame her for not trying when she already got the boring but best advice for beginning investing. Without turning it into a job trying to make your own portfolio is generally bad advice and inb4 some tard tried arguing anecdotals.
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>>105513556
>dad's advice
on stonks and whatnot, absolutely. I just meant the estate planning strat of giving them a credit card or something and hoping that works as a viable alternative to estate tax. I don't mind if the plan is illegal but it ought to be better thought out. given the quality of how to invest I am sure that was a lumi level explanation or she just didnt want to get into it
>in b4 tard arguing anecdotals
kek, thank you. that's always a face palm
>>105513510
he can probably have it. she may not want to spend her life barefoot in the kitchen but I highly doubt she won't make sure that's an option
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>>105468451
someone needs to teach lumi how to cum like this
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would you still fuck lumi if she was a dog?
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>>105516162
No. But I will love her nonetheless
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>>105516162
>Puplumi running around, sniffing everybody's crotch
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>>105516324
I think this thought experiment made me realize I might like her in a different way than I thought
>>105516481
>yelling amd bonking her with the news paper for doing it publically the contriving an excuse to take her into the next room to hug her and give her a treat. you know you shoulsn't be she's just your little baby retard
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>>105514487
Proper ladies should not cum
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Did lumi say anything about playing the new pokemon game on stream?
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>>105516162
Elaborate. Will she transform into a dog, or will it be just a dog that looks like Lumi?
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>>105519050
she becomes a dog and you adopt her so she doesnt have to live like an actual dog. she falls in love with you and has marital needs. still a dog but lumi. assume sex is not mechanically difficult or smelly
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>>105517493
true. does that include orgasm? I would probably feel bad after a while. there is still something super hot about never letting her get hers. super pent up all the time and smut brained
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>>105518911
she had an autism moment on stream ranting about pokemon. I honestly just couldn't pay attention. it is possible she wants to play. I didn't realize how much effort it took to be a pickme. she must constantly be on. women are fucked in the head for using pickme as a slur. it's the best thing that ever happened
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>>105519585
She just hates herself for loving ice types and that she loathes that fire-type lovers tried to sympathize with her.
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>>105519727
why is it so painful to have fire types sympathize with her?
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>>105519864
Deep repressed childhood trauma that she's never talked about on stream but schizos here believe she communicated to them personally using secret codes.
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>>105522815
It's called active listening you should try it sometime
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>>105522837
Found the schizo
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>>105522815
that little diatribe came off as far too desperate to be scathing. pro-tip, if you are blind, don't accuse anyone you hear talking about a rainbow of being schizo. you're just blind.
>>105522837
this now seems far more plausible
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lumi tits nice. very slappable.
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Live
twitch.tv/kanekolumi
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twitch.tv/kanekolumi
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Why Lumi thinks she deserved to be sent away to a problem child school? Is she hinting at being a delinquint?
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>>105526077
The missing teens, it's the only thing she doesn't talk about and any time she has it's led to problems
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>>105526134
elaborate
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>>105526151
Jeans
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>>105526151
Generally when she is story timing she almost never talks about that period. Aside from having said she dyed her hair blue and was outside very late at night.
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I prefer it when she keeps this part of her hidden actually
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>>105526342
It's probably for the best if she wants to maintain the same rapport she has currently given how much she hates concerning.
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>>105526476
Coming from a different side of vtubing, i'm surprised she lets chatters control her content, like telling her to shut up without getting insta permad
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>>105526539
It's the thing I appreciate most, not the control content part but that we can clap back and recreationally have fights without being a dramaqueen on Twitter and still show up the next day
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>>105525545
> Lumi thinks nihilism is largely misunderstood, and says that nietzche weeps
God, she’s so cringe.
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>>105526596
I like that chatters can clap back, but right there they actually mean
>stop talking about it
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chat sperging out about how the girl who is as educated, speaks like, and can hang with the most successful people in chat, and yet is reduced to being a fucking vtuber, clearly didnt have anything go wrong in her life. jesus
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>>105526701
It's her fault for going along with it
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>>105526676
OCBM said that, not Lumi
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>>105526965
Anon, Lumi likes Bojack horseman, no need to defend Lumi.
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>>105527150
I'm probably gonna ditch the sponsored stream and go watch that. I've never seen a non-contrarian take on Bojack
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>>105513510
Would Lumi be a good sister-in-law? Or would she be one of those bitchy sister-in-laws towards her brother’s wife?
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Warframes is such a dogshit game, why does she play it.
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>>105529419
It's a sponsored stream, there's a code
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>>105529419
yeah this is the most boring game she's played in a long while. literally just hitting things with a stick. I hope she is pretending this is fun
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Lumi likes the song playing
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>>105528583
she would be a good sister in law and a terrified daughter in law. once everyone understood she was incapable of being a threat, she would get adopted by the women and eventually learn how to be loved like a normal person
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>>105532355
>Lumi telling stories how she used to bully the girls who showed interest in her brother during the first, second and third grade
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>>105533345
right now? I couldnt handle the ccp slop stream or chat cringe today
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>>105533345
I assumed you meant for the family she married not your incest slop
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>>105528583
she's make the wife jealous without meaning to and start a blood feud
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If Lumi ever does get married, her mother in law will hate her. Not for anything in particular, but because the mother-in-law will think she’s not good enough for her son.
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today we learned that the people who get most butt hurt about schizos are, as predicted, censorious twats one retarded head cannon violation away from becoming schizos themselves.
next they'll be purity spiraling about their morally superior armchair policy making. naturally exclusively in areas they have never once made a real world difference.
I hope theyre trying to be embaressing because I know I could never even begin to keep up.
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>>105538938
Did I miss something? What happened in chat?
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>>105538491
>not good enough
true
>hate her for it
no
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>>105539088
Thanks, mum!
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>>105539017
lumi tried to talk about an issue where there was no perfect solution. chat turned into a bunch of spiritual leftoids because she focused on which problem set was superior to the other rather than direct her sound and fury towards the idiocy of condeming everything while doing nothing.
hilarious? yes. self-aware? not at all
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I'm glad she had fun I guess but she should really save fear for halloween week. it's the closest we are going to get to a scary game with her and she knows damn well why women crying is her job for halloween
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>>105540648
My guess is FEAR won't be that scary for her but still enjoyable because the game has pretty good enemy AI from what I remember. But it will be a good confidence booster for the real scary game, Amnesia would be a good one.
Also I wouldn't get my hopes up for a halloween stream since she let slip she'll definitely be gone the 4th and it's like her to announce those things last minute
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>>105540872
I will unironically be very disappointed if she pulls another surprise not here for a holiday. I dont care why she is gone but tell us so we don't get excited. she has made a good effort to not be retarded and act like an adult lately. the roller coaster isnt fun
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>>105540972
It's how she is, she wasn't even gonna tell us a day in advance that she was going to Morocco either and she was mostly radio silent during Valentine's
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>>105541066
we knew moroco was around the corner. valentines was a faux pas if there ever was one. whoever is advising her on how to handle this stuff has it out for her
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>>105541066
>Morocco
Oh is that what she's doing for her birthday?
The valentines BS was funny, she's such a terrible liar, like toddler grade bad.
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>>105541676
>>105542072
I don't know why you guys are still seething when Lumi visited her family at valentines day
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>>105543112
Im not seething. I give zero fucks about what she does in her free time. It anything, I hope she had a lovely visit. Be sentient anon. There is being right and there is being effective. What actually happened is just as real as the reaction. Both are true. One did not need to be. we are on the same side. that doesn't make the failure to preempt such a predictable outcome any less disappointing.
the confusing amount of fun it was running interference on those cuck posting faggots is half the reason I'm still wasting my time being nice to a random e-thot
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>>105542072
as to you, you really need to settle the fuck down and step away from the computer
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>>105543112
Weak bait
>>105543513
Utter schizobabble
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>>105543542
You seem far more riled up than me. But make me faggot (you can't do shit)
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>>105543832
it was friendly advice anon. your sanity is visibly fraying
>>105543791
you've never run a business or had to deal with real life consequences of anything ever or think being retarded counts as trolling.
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I MISS LUMI!!!!!!
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>>105543905
she'll be back soon anon. she thinks about you as much as you think about her
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>>105543893
I'm frayed because I called out your impotence in the matter? Maybe take your own advice, pal.
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Why don't we watch Politically Correct Black Lumi?
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Why does Lumi constantly make youtube unusable whenever other phase girls' stream?
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>>105546263
what stream was this from?
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>>105546633
Who?
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>>105548015
She has no choice with Saga coming up
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>>105553520
Does she feel threatened by them?
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>>105554549
They’re younger and more two-faced than her.
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>>105543112
Lumi having a strong family relationship means it’s harder for us to groom her.
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>>105556198
if anything is makes it easier because she is less dependent on conniving internet types. And if you think that is seething about what she was doing instead of lamenting her lack of artistry in doing it then you're on a very short bus to a very sad life.
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>Lumi is a poorfag
What where the sponsor streams then.
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>>105556736
She has to act outraged or the tradgamer crowd won't like it.
Now eyeing a $250 40k battlebox because you want the launch exclusive character variant that's slightly overtuned however..
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>>105549298
elden ring
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>>105557648
Lumi hates being lewded.
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>>105557726
That only makes it better.
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>>105557726
no
>>105557799
yes
>>105557648
nice.
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Lumi is sad that pokemon became a gooner game
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
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>>105559458
>Nose ring theory detected
What did chyat mean by this.
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>Lumi thinks the side games should be part of the main canon whereas other invader girls says that’s retarded.
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>>105559458
>pokemon isn't a gooner game
explain Lorelei
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Lumi thinks this is a good pokemon.
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Lumi just said the most retarded take ive ever heard about pokemon. I don’t know how to feel about it.
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>Lumi hates on the GOATS Ekans and Arbok, but loves cringe Totodile, and Chikorita.
I can see why she got bullied.
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>Lumi hates Obi-wan
>But likes Anakin during operation Knightfall
The fuck is wrong with her.
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Lumi got new fans from Max0r! Hope they can trust her.
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is lumi hating gooning a meme or is everyone new?
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>>105560110
Lumi hates gooning now. She’s entering her Christian girl arc.
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perhaps it was less than wise to remind us we ought to be judged by the company we keep on the last beautiful day of the year
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Lumi hates the new girls
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We hate Lumi!
https://files.catbox.moe/lga8kh.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/o5ggh6.mp3
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Lumi is scared.
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>>105562414
I remember getting scared shitless by the guy walking in the doorway when I was a child, I don't think this game is the one
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>>105562880
nvm
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Lumi is so scared right now
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Lemon Scream
https://files.catbox.moe/lbsan9.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/stn6s1.mp4
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why is she so scared of home invasions
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>>105567032
Because Lumi refuses to buy a gun and believes her bat is more than enough to beat back any man who try to invade her home
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>>105567032
She hasn't had a safe home environment until adulthood
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yeah after thinking about it some more I decided I don't want to know
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So does Lumi know that the evil girl is her MC's mom and wants to see him?
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>>105567445
no that's way later, isn't that in the third game?
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>>105567920
Nope. literally in the first game. It's why she doesn't harm him while she kills others.
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>>105567952
Yeah I know the reason for it but it's only in the last game you learn it's your mother right?
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>>105568004
No. You learn you're her son either at the end, or near the end of the game. They even have a flashback about it
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>>105568031
ah, right now I remember what happens with your mom in the last game lmao
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Lumi is such a violent woman.
https://files.catbox.moe/7xz4me.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/zig20a.mp4
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she reads thread...
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>>105568747
This thread of /pcg/
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>>105568747
>Lumi read my incest story of her
And I’m going to kill myself.
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>>105568867
she has been reading since day one. she knows who all of the primary posters are. she even told us how she appreciates our deliberately eclectic posting styles.
gumis are supposed to be smsrt. instead you guys always find a way to make me stop caring when she deliberately does mean shit to hurt your autistic feelings. why are you like this?
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first full stream of hers I've watched in a while, nostalgic game
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>>105570126
I love that she’s so scared of the game
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>>105568031
I stopped being scared of Elma jumpscares after that.
>Mooooom, stoooooph! I have ebil clones to shoooot!
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that was a good stream
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>>105505940
i'm all for schizo tuesday, but pole dancer?
whores aren't my cup of t
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>>105559858
>goats
>ekans
>arbok
not to be "that guy", but the goats were fearow and raticate
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>>105572661
was she scared or "scared"?
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>>105576397
>>105565170
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does lumi need a hug?
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>>105577462
She always needs a hug
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>>105580977
does she deserve one?
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>>105581325
Yes, Why wouldn't she deserve a hug for all that she suffered?
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>>105581552
what has she suffered?
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>>105581652
People keep telling her that her opinions of things are dogshit, when in reality, they're extremely nuance and in-depth to larger things.
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>>105581652
Existence.
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>>105581796
just the existential burden we all face or a uniquely painful one?
>>105581793
it is difficult not to have some degree of reflexive empathic sympathy for someone who clearly struggles with effective communication; particularly when she is making a reasonably nuianced point and her chat rewards her for the effort by dogpiling her with autism
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>>105582368
The former. On some level, everyone deserves a hug.
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>>105583304
>everyone deserves a hug.
Not Lumi according to Starmom
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>>105584279
Thankfully, I am not Starmom and have my own independent judgements and beliefs.
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>>105583304
it's a tough balancing act. on an entirely seperate and unrelated note; a thought occurs.
it is very difficult to simply cease holding someone to high standards. particularly when doing so successfully is rewarded by getting to see the exact moment when that person genuinely arrives at a newfound understanding. even more so when failure is rewarded by seeing that insight antrophy until it is subsumed by the slop that surrounds it.
on the other hand, hugs ought to be freely given to that same person when they have selective, but entirely unintentional, moments of genuine retardation. moments that they might not even be aware of.
this paradox may have no solution. but there is one thing that is obvious. it would be entirely unfair to force someome to bear that cross a second time. eventually someone will find solving that to be a practical consideration.
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>>105584613
At the end of the day, humans are social creatures and have a need for appreciation.
If we believe that human life is inherently valuable, then everyone would deserve at least some minimal equivalent of a hug. And then we either give up or build the motivational structure for those who aim to be better.
If we assume that the only value a person has lies in their effort and achievements, then we could just outright deny hugs to those we deem unworthy. But then, Kaneko Lumi, from my point of view, is worthy of a hug, because I, obviously, am worthy of a hug, and I have not done much this week.

Egalitarianism vs. elitism, so to speak.
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>>105584336
Are you implying Starmom is wrong?
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>>105585744
I am telling you in your face that I don't care what someone else things about anything, when I can make my own opinion about it and they are not even around for a debate.
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>>105585989
ngmi in Lumi's family.
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>>105586063
That's fine, at worst I will continue a fine Slavic tradition of the husband telling the wife's family to go eat a dick.
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>>105586154
You think Lumi would accept such dishonor?
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>>105586461
There is no dishonour in telling your parents to eat a dick if you disagree with them when you are moving out or starting a new family. Especially for women, who are marrying out of the old family name into a new one.
Anyway, I know you are bored, but this is far too detached from the original question. For me, you too deserve a hug. No further deliberation is necessary.
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>>105468658
nice camel
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Lumi seems mentally built like a Prince Rupert Drop. She seems super tough but one day something will shatter her into a million pieces.
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>>105585691
yeah she earned her almonds already without ne judging her for something that doesnt hurt me. the usual Tyr impulses arent helpful here. she can have her hug
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>>105593745
I won't let that happen
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>>105593745
yeah, me
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Lumi loves being a wagie
https://youtu.be/3qod3dAxNT8
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>>105595587
Lumi trying to sell herself as working-class when she hates doing 9-5 is always funny.
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if I die on the operating table, tell lumi this is all her fault.
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>>105596194
Why?
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>>105597541
it's more funny when she gets blamed for everything
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>>105596194
liver-anon?
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>>105595587
What a comfy yap stream.
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>>105597953
But Lumi gets sad whenever people blame her for anything



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