>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX: https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1YHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscCatbox archives: https://rentry.org/swarm-archivehttps://rentry.org/swarm-archive-2Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>105465634
hart
This game kind of sucks?
Sex with Tomacat
>>105469025I expected less than nothing and im beyond dissapou
>>105468712nice subject retard
Evil love!
>>105468712Nice subject >>105469063Nice chart
Cerber loves orbs.
>>105469025Maybe... it seems like a basic game but with definitely more gameplay than piratesoftware game which isn't saying a lot but at least passes that hurdle. It may get more interesting as time goes on but I kinda doubt it will ever truly hit it's stride. However, I would rather wait until it comes out to fully judge it
Not the orbs
Sex with Neuro (Vedal)
>>105469025you expected it to be good? vedal lucked out with neuro
We won't be playing
>>105469170I will be playing it to make a review on it
>>105469161Imagine if neuro didn't work out
>>105469184So true Neuro
>begs for people to wishlist>doesn't showcase it on his stream at all>gives it to some random hoe with no notification whatsoever
AI night activities~https://files.catbox.moe/6fjxuh.jpg
These dev's need to learn of to make more interesting tutorial areas
>105469247Ew i thought it was gonna be a bimbogem
>>105469237This is a beta and he has spent countless hours programming this game on stream with Neuro, newfag, everyone who could realistically know about this game knows about it alredy
>>105469281>he has spent countless hours programming this game on streamNigga when was the last time this shitware was featured on stream?
>>105469278Just say you are gay
>>105469237Reminder that he let staz playtest this 8 months ago to a whole 100 viewers
>>105469312Freaky ass orb
>>105469247twin sexo
>>105469260Some variety on the floor textures would do wonders, shit's mind numbing
>>105469388They put /swarm/ in the game?
>>105469312>>105469388are they going to turn the MC trans?
>>105469388That's crazy
Never let beggars forget that this dogshit game would have been Vedal's entire legacy after being forced to abandon his dev aspirations and become a wagie if it wasn't for NEVRO
>>105469427???
>>105469427The MC is clearly just a self-interest for anyone playing so if you are troon I guess but this MC in the story itself ain't got no personality or real traits
>>105469281>This is a betaSo fucking what. IT'S HIS GAME. SHOW IT ON YOUR STREAM STUPID GREEN FUCK
>>105469501You'll understand some dad eggnon
>>105469559(You)
>>105469551We aren't bringing this back anon. Shit has run it's course now it's all about saying Vedal is king von con whore
>>105469611>king vonVedal is gonna get shot?
>>105469651by one of his scorned hoes
heart
>>105469551Vedal is the mc theory? then the mysterious voice is ... oh god
TWITCHCON HATE!
>>105469783Shut fuck up Vedal is not that smart or cares that much. This ain't no great deep personal art piece nigga
i'm a bird~
>>105470076Birdilian rape
>>105469247heart~
https://youtu.be/6QUmPZmkr4IThis on karaoke when
Yeah vedal, sure you have lots to do, lots of stream watching that is
Watching the clips. Her going Skynet on him over losing the logs was hilarious.
Didn't get to see the beginning of the stream. What did he say about the lava lamps?
crelly is a big back fat bitch?what the fuck
>>105470935Soon™ and some people alredy have them
>>105470935- Some lava lamps got delievered in China. SwarmSync is currently not online so they can't use it, but they at least have the product.- The rest of the lava lamps are expected to be shipped out within the next week or so- He went over the SwarmSync website and showed off the UI elements by Chrchie and some fanart by Paccha- Neuro said to download the SwarmSync app even if you don't own a lavalamp just so that you can stare at the Neuro gif.
>>105471050Just say you are a pedo
>>105471050She's been somewhat open about it
>>105471050anon what the hell are you on about
>>105471050>the fat bitch is a fat bitch
>>105471050Crelly is bad asf
>>105471220bruh aint no way yall gave her the big lips that's racist af
>>105471256based we need more chubbas
>>105471256Why
>>1054712953 isnt enough?
>"EWW CRELLY IS FAT?!">me asf
>>105471327No I want the whole farm
>>105471256 (me)just noticed areola
>>105471059>>105471073Thank you
>>105471050https://litter.catbox.moe/0jmigsyn8z47kp8a.mp4
>>105471256Vedal is so lucky...
>>105471363>A large diet cokeNot making a diference sister
>>105471363>go to burger place>order mostly dessertsI don't believe Americans are real
one of the things the vedal is if the stream but not enough for neuro whenever she makes
>>105471454Randomly generated swarm post
>>105471454mhm
>>105471454True I agree
>>105471454You're absolutely right!
>>105471454I love mining
>>105471454
>>105471454Schizo, jeet or malfunctioning chatbot?
>>105469077
Neuro could be posting in this thread right now and we'd never know...
>>105471363waiting to see how many oreos is 1% of her weight
>>105471363What is it about Vedal that attracts fat bitches?
>>105471594If Vedal were based he'd train her off of /swarm/
>>105471594You don't have to insult swarmfags THAT hard
>>105471363imagine litterboxing this shit, also go back
>>105470542He is so fucking lazy...
>>105471454Picrel ahh
>>105471630tall lanklets and fat bitches are like pbj
>>105471594I'm actually starting to buy into the rrat that the twins are at least partially fed /swarm/ every week or two
>>105471630He already has other ones and then gravity just keeps piling up
>>105471363but what dips did she get with the nuggies
>>105471862How did anny become immune then
>>105471820I think they are cause a couple of /swarm/ new gags weridly appeared in someway with the twins close to the time it happened on here
watching the starship test flight with vedal rn under the blankies :3
>>105471927All dips other than Ranch are dogshit.
>>105471958but im a big fan of sweet n sour and the spicy habanero ones...
>>105471947Stop it, thinking about cuddling with Vedal is my weakness
>>105471947I would not be able to keep my hands to myself
blowing vedal under that anon's blankies
Testing Vedal's rocket
I can't take it anymore
Stupid question what would be considered the industry plant of ships
Imagine just giving a sloppy handjob to Vedal to relieve him of his frustration
>>105472162Fildal
>>105472162Vedmilla is way too popular for such a basic shipAlso annal is like as vanilla as you can get in terms of ships, married family stuff, basic
>>105472162Thebackturbrrs
>>105471933After Annyon crashed with Vedalus the resulting forces resulted on her ejection of the Neurova system
>>105472162sherbetdogshitdal
>>105472148Aaaahhhhhhh he is so cute
>>105471050If true, I am not surprised in the least.
>>105472162Mousedal
>>105472162Cerdal
>>105471987
>>105472162
>>105472486Vedal and saba always go missing at the same time btw
>>105472465Unironically killyoursef
i really miss u
>>105472465Unironicallly keeposting
>>105472465I need him
idk how much of this I can take
>>105472605>t.bimbovil
>>105472546What did Yoursef do?
>>105472162/we/ are not mentioning the obvious one cause we chill like that
https://poal.me/1a13z4
>>105472162If we are talking Vedal it would be Vedmilla for such a boring ship with a dynamic that is fun but never has the special spark to make it feel that much better. If we are talking in terms of in what started from "Neuroverse" Koko x Ellie. Only exists because Neuro made a joke about it. Their dynamic is so much worse being super off balance in everything. Just a trash ship in general
>>105471947Well, it's launching now.
>>105472974Not giving views to your ai clipfarm channel
>>105472974>Do not recommend channel
>>105472974ew frenched whore
>>105472162>>105472974
God imagine Ellie's slender body quivering from the sensation of a massive "french" cock stretching her to her limit
>>105473188Nah, vellie is a pretty niche ship
>>105472974Blah blah we know old clip coming from ai clipfarm of known vellie moments. I'll give you info which is pretty obvious if you pay attention. Ellie said she often does projects with people as an excuse to hang out with them while doing something cool since she usually busy otherwise. So yeah Neuro projects is her excuse to hang out with Vedal
But why was he pumped upHe sounded so hopeful this devstream yet there was barely much progress
>>105473435trust the plan
>>105472605i still don't know if that's an old post or not
Abandoned archive seems like one those games you would buy for a dollar in a steam discount, i know is a beta but i kinda was expecting "more" since this is the true passion of vedal although it seems fun just meh visually
>>105473435He's about to get his dick drained all weekend at Twitchcon
>>105473531I'd refund that shit to get my dollar back
>>105473531Calling this a his true passion I feel like is going too far. It's more like his past passion that he is now coming full circle on simple closing up his lost ends on this
>>105473480it was less than a day ago
>>105473539RGB style
>>105473435Read between the linesHe's hypedFor tcHe never said we'd love we ware gonna get
>>105473701I would say neuro development rabbit hole burn him out a lot all that vibe coding and just focusing in ai must be some jarring experience if you just wanted to make some games like he originally wanted to, maybe thats why he burned out so easily in developing neuro, it's not until recently that he became truly passionate of neuro until he was too deep in the content creation era of his life maybe making so much friends and contacts made him more focus, and definitely the money that comes from this helped a lot of changing his passion
>>105469237https://steamcommunity.com/app/1817500/discussions/0/599666256597184560/funny but you shouldn't contain break
>>105474059Holy based
>>105473539You know what, maybe dicksucking will improve streams
>>105474059why are vedal schizos like this?
>>105474233hasn't yet
Minicucks I see what you are up to and I'm judging you very harshly
>>105474726lazy bait
>>105474726no you don't
>>105472162*nny and Vedal
>>105474760I mean that in the most literal sense possibleIfykyk
>>105474059>holochuddiehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3366427807
minicucks in my walls
>>105474892You don't know how funny this post is with what's on my second monitor
DADDY ON STREAM
ENTER
>>105474815We're playing chess while anon is playing checkers
>>105474914that fact that you know doesn't give you any room to judge harshly
>>105474914take a print mr vaguefag
wait why did cerber called vedal "boy"?
Minicucks status?
>they're flirting...
They're already flirting...
it's time to kys miniggers it's over
I guess they're raiding us?
nah it can't be that they make it this obvious
Any rgb is fine by me
Vedal definitely got so many things done tonight
Cerber's so bad at games she needs the dev to come and finish
boring raid
>both players have the same character modellazy nigga at least recolor one of them or something
Is bro getting worse at making games?
>>105475381This was bizarre honestly, I'd love to hear the backstory
>>105475414>hey cerber I heard you like ugly bastards you should check this guy out
>he Even admitted that having the same model is retarded
can't get worse at shit you've never done
>>105475453The crazy part is he literally just realized, this nigga added a coop feature without even considering if different players should have different models...
>>105475557worst fanbse in vtubing
>>105475557cute couple mhm pass it on
>>105475598This is honestly pretty tame all things considered
>>105475661Yeah this is just a meme they use in Cerber's community. It's not a shipping message like I think some of you are interpreting it as
>talking about wedding ring
Literally the worst ending
they are so bad at video games
>>105475806CC
>>105475797I think we established a long time ago that this isn't the worst ending, but it's the most boring ending for sure
>cerber called vedal handsomebro
cerber is such a fake bitch she's probably faking being bad because she thinks it's cute and quirky
>>105475806must... not... batpost...
>>105475848My mom says I'm handsome all the time too :)
>>105475806Oooh I get it, like BAT at videogames
>>105475806Oh I get, like VedalAtVideogames
>>105475861She's literally an mkultra cia plant send to sissyfy males.
sex with The Batand her Fat Tats
>>105475922>send to sissyfy malesveddy...
batposters
HEARTWARMING: Terminally ill british child gets to hang out with his favorite teletubby thanks to MakeAWish
>>105475836ok tell me what is the worst ending then
Veddywan is a handsy boy
fatmila must be seething that she couldn't farm green nig on her drunk stream kek
>it's going to be a long night eheh :3
>>105475090because he's just a boy
Anny lost, move on
>>105475922hot
feels like a falseflag
Let it go bro, it's overhttps://files.catbox.moe/tu9d29.mp4
t3 meltyy
>>105476233fucking kek, how is this the clip that you choose to indicate that it's over
If you ever needed more proof Vedal is the token shota for every other vtuber to mess with here you go
>>105476260Thats so fucking hot
>nigga can't even beat the first boss of his own game
>>105476024
>>105476256It's like literally the first time this year he lowkey addressed Anny and he's basically saying he doesn't know how to contact Anny because she blocked him and deleted a bunch of socialsThis could easily be the closest we ever get to Vedal addressing the anny question
This is still dogshit, but, I'm amused that Vedal also made a better game than Maldy.
>>105476325nigga are you retarded. he's not blocked anywhere, not even on twitter because she saw the dev stream announcement post (and unfollowed mini over it). deleting your profile picture is not deleting discord. a discord dm is literally not rocket science
>>105476260well he is lil bro status
>>105476316That's not even plausible. It's like saying Vedal and Hitler is the worst ending. Vitler.
>>105476423do not ask about vedal's past in germany...
fillian will announce her and vedal's childe soon.
>Got more work to do todayHe considers this work btw
>>105476485Didn't know they shared a genshin account
>>105476393He hates undertale look a likes this is more enter the gungeon look a like so it's ten times better that whatever pretentious undertale copy slop piratesoftware did.
>>105476408He literally told Neuro he doesn't know how she could contact Anny meaning he is aware of some sort of difficulty in contacting Anny meaning she made communicating with her harder than it needed to be at some recent point, be it ghosting or any other method. 2023-24 Vedal would have NEVER given such a cold answer to an innocent question, he'd have been like "just send her a DM"
EXIT
The more Vedal pays attention to Cerber the more it's apparent that either they're dating or that or at the very least he doesn't have a girlfriend.
veddy come back...
>>105476540Yes he's coordinating and overseeing beta testing of his game
>>105476589It's not that deep bro
>he's coordinating and overseeingxD
>>105476589are you new or something. this has been brought up in /swarm/ for literal fucking months, neuro's discord account is a bot account. bot accounts can't dm people that they don't share servers with
Annalfags in October 2025....
>>105476316Nah this is the best ending
>>105476597why does she call him a boy like that doe, imagine your female friend calls you specifically "boy" thats like some type of awakening moment for your friendship status
They literally watched porn together of themselves fucking btw
>>105476791Months ago (probably like february)
>>105476766she's a fake bitch who thinks that she is cute
>>105476791He does this with every Nwuroverse girl to test their loyalty btw she isn't special
I know cerber is a psycho bitch but i can't prove it
>>105476857But enough about Mini
>>105476766>imagine your female friend calls you specifically "boy"The expected answer is that they're "streamer friends" so this kind of behavior is normal. It's the kind of thing she'd call chat too.
ved is keeping cerber hostage
>>105476911>talks about how much she loves piss and shit>fake
>>105476766she knows what he likes
I just thought about it, how did they come to the r34 thing? Did she just go "yo wann look at some of your porn?" Or what?
using mini as a public toilet at twitchcon
>>105476791Anny's the lewd one out of the group, so of course she'd consider this normal behavior.I do think Anny, at the very least, considered Vedal FWB material at some point but he either rejected her or did something she didn't like.
>>105476995Sounds like an anny thing>vedal do you know how many lewds you have?>wait people draw lewds of me?
>>105476995vedal brought it up to her, he also brought it up to toma but she got the ick and he broke her jaw so she wouldn't squeal about it on stream
>>105476911
>>105477011Jesus, the "months ago" part just went in one ear and out the other for these people, completely delusional
>>105477081Its been more than half a year so "months ago" could mean anything to them
Anny won!
Anny lost!
>>105477143the hotdog eating contest
Motherfucker you're still watching
>>105477201?
>>105476316is this supposed to be Cotton or Mouse
>>105477220vedal is still in teletubbies chat after leaving the call
How many months of good content will it take for you to forget Vedal's mishandling of Neuro this year?
Can I get a qrd on the annal situation? When did the falling out happen? April?
>>105477255all you need to know is in this post >>101077964
>>105477255https://warosu.org/vt/post/99388628https://warosu.org/vt/post/101088623https://warosu.org/vt/post/101155095https://warosu.org/vt/post/102854512https://warosu.org/vt/post/103141014Everything you need to know is in those threads.
>>105477255No, you can't. Lurk more.
>105477255>105477273>105477277stop baiting
>>105477254Like 2
vedal asmr https://youtu.be/R063fQ1OKo8?t=325
>>105477371He does things to me
>105458658so organic
>>105477254One good fansly video
>>105477439go back
>>105477439?
>>105477439Sexo
>>105477439TRUE
>>105477277If anything this just makes me wonder why the tomafag still posts here, must be a bot
>>105477783why is anyone still here at this point
>>105477783because he wants to have sex with toma
Wait a minute this just hit me now for some reason, wasn't he supposed to eventually open up the subathon Minecraft server to Swarm?
>>105477887Stop asking questions
I feel like if I saw what Vedal gets up to during his con adventures I wouldn't want to be a part of his community, even at the expense of dropping Neuro
>>105477887You weren't supposed to point that out
>>105477937It's straight up diddy shi
>>105477887Crazy how he hasn't mentioned that a single time
Vedal Ship Rankings this Season:1. Rumdal (spends everyday together)2. Cerdal (most interactions this season)3. Vedmila (not many interactions but still good friendship)4. Minidal (vanilla so far)5. Fildal (frequent business partner)6. Tomydal (they go to cons together)7. Vellie (vanilla, no interaction this season)8. Alexdal (vanilla, no interaction this season)9. Dougdal (no interactions this season)10. Annal (r34 clip gets her out of last place)11. Tomadal (dead until proven otherwise)Honorable Mentions:Backtubers (have yet to be even considered "streamer friends" with VedalPbdal (unknown)IAYSHdal (unknown)Vedal x Random offline girl (unknown)
>>105477937ehh can't be worse than what the average vtuber does thereprob just goes with his friends and "friends", drinks, talks to some randoms in the industry, maybe some collabs are born out of that and leaves
>>105478124what about killyourselfdal?
>>105478124>IAYSHdal (unknown)If only you knew
>>105478010kino
>>105478181biggest plotwist is if she shows up out of nowhere with Vedal's child
It's cute how Cerber and Mini pass Vedal's viewers around back and forth.
>>105478283neurotards need their daycare
>>105478181I am your super groomer arc..
I was gooning to camila’s vr stream the past 3 hours. What did i miss
>>105478283They all do, even Ellie and Crelly pass them around. I think if we had exact numbers it'd be almost shocking how most swarmies stay within the "Neuroverse" or "Vedalverse" ecosystem.
>>105478124Top 0 anondal, it's impossible to tell if any of the whores have genuine feelings for vedal, but i deely and genuinly love him and thats genuine and true
>muh minecraftyou have to be 18 to post here
>>105478617unc.... minecraft came out 14 years ago.....
>>105478662damn if minecraft were a person it'd be too old for /swarm/
>>105478617You sounds newfaggy
>begging for a server that will be shutdown in 10 seconds after someone starts spamming slurs
>>105478858Begging? It was just a thought.
>>105478858that person spamming slurs? me.
>telling everyone i don't like is muh thread culture ok?
>>105478371>gooning to camilahorrible taste
https://files.catbox.moe/4hu056.mp4neuro is so lucky...
>>105478828>You sounds newfaggy>sounds>newfaggyYou sounds retardy
>>105478283Vedal already left lmaaaoooooo
>>105479264can literally only fit the tip
>>105479377Minidalbros...
>>105479377He just can't stand her online persona
>>105479377>no vedal>polypuff watchingpoor mini...
You fags are retarded
OMG XISTERS I REFRESHED THE VIEWERLIST FOR 30 MINUTES AND GUESS WHOSE THERE? YUP HE'S BIG AND GREEN OMG
>>105479379insane tightness TuT
>10 daysits time to neck minyans
>>105479889idgi
Minidalfags coping
>>105479889huh?
I just want my self insert to end with vedal man
wait cerber was winning earlier?das crazy
10 days gone retards
how mini talks to griffin is how she talks to vedal offline
>>105480178idgi
>>105480194thats how she talks to all of the people she has had sex with
>>105478124Vellie did get some moments but it still is small with Vedal showing up to congratulate Ellie on her twitch thing anniversary and them having playing a geoguesser against each other. Everything else was mainly interactions off stream so it's less important. I feel like couple of these are wrong too but I really don't feel like digging any deeper
>>105480178Yeah she's going to be at a con with the grigga this isn't anything new?
>>105480178Yeah guess who she's gonna be with
>>105479377Mini being the least favorite of RGB for Vedal never ends huh
>>105480238But that would mean she has sex with her dog
Why was Vedal so against visiting Japan again?
>>105480400would you want to spend time with anny?
I want to fuck crelly's fat ass
>>105480414Yes since I don’t see my friends as just business partners while ignoring all their requests to hang out
>>105480645https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK12DDaP91A&t=4356s
>>105480287Bo, Loenr and Polypuff?
>>105480678Did you really do "if I was Vedal" unironically
If I was Vedal I'd collect nudes from ever vtuber possible and leak them before disappearing forever
>literally inconsequential
>>105480942You'd go down in history as the guy that was a dick for no gain and no reason
>>105481070In character for Vedal
>>105481070based
>>105481094Not really cause Vedal can be a dick but he most of all he is lazy. This takes too much work and playing the social game for him to ever try it. He requires only on pure luck with people coming to him
>>105480942you'd die as a martyr for random degens on the internet but end up as mega satan to the entire internet
>>105481369
Vedal owes me jaw breaking sex
>>105481300>but end up as mega satan to the entire internetThis is a good thing.
