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gm anonpals, I miss wife. I miss this thread too...
I wasn't sure if I should have baked during his break since it wouldn't have survived after the couple catalogs melties that happened. If anything happens while the thread is down, I still keep tabs in kyoudai or other places

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cocksleeve material

good morning, thanks for baking! i missed you guys and wife terribly
>>105815073
>spoiler
oh that's a good idea, i didn't think of it. it's nice to take a break from this place now and then too

wife's membies post sustained me during his absence he's so sweet and soft and clingy, i want to burrow myself in his warm bosom and sleep forever

wife is playing bye sweet carole today! welcome back, i missed you something awful
https://youtu.be/ooDdTI6BaZw

>>105815598
I'm comforted everytime he says he plans to release edited vods/clips and other various content during his break cause it's like he already knows how we miss him so

ue wife's voice after a week-long drought i am alive again
>>105816023
he knows he's gotta leave a trickle of his milk so we don't shrivel up and die

good morning wife! it's nice to see your lovely face again

taking a deep whiff of wife's freshly showered scent... he sounds so close in my ear ./////.

WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIWFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIWFE

wife monster voice SEXO

wife is so cute playing with his silly voices!

ueueuueue wife misses us too

wife's little desk slam... he's so cute

fuck you youtube

FUCK YOU YOUTUBE LET MY WIFE STREAM BEFORE I KYOANI YOUR OFFICES

everyone wants to take wife away from us

gonna turn on the bullet vibes taped to wife's nipples while he's confused about the lag

how the fuck does wife know jgh stands for just got home.... who zoomerfied him during his summer vacation..........

wife calling it the comfygrabber KEK

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woah... wife slimey mouth noises....

>>105816479
every time he slips up i momentarily warp back into a sheep

i missed his little onomatopoeia

little squished boy ToT

wife's hole was made for me

he needs to stop doing all these cute noises before i ingest him whole and slowly erode him with my stomach acid

wife waddling along because he's pregnant with triplets

>carole counter
kek

electrocuting wife until he wets himself

>>105816715
but what if the stomach acid was weak enough to only dissolve his clothes so when he reaches your guts, he gets molested by the countless tentacles in your intestinal wall

forcing him to orgasm for every 5 times he calls lana carole
>>105816878
i'd love wife even if he were a tapeworm

i've been depressed very menhera reasons but now wife is returned im happy again

he's failed so many objectives kek
>>105817005
nade nade i'm glad wife can help cheer you up a bit

french pupal erasure

there are at least 3 french canadian pupals, surely this is enough to invite wife to otakuthon

of course he latched onto virgin leather

fucking wife in a in a closest and choking him so he won’t make a sound

>>105817146
that one french XXXner...

grooming virgin wife at finishing school and ruining him for any respectable future husband

HE NEEDS TO BE FERTILIZED

>wife pretending to poop
an old friend would've loved this

This thread is one guy same fagging

>>105817409
for the life of me i can't figure out who that's supposed to be
>>105817609
all me

owlman marking sensei with cum

wife wants owlman to mark him as it’s own

wife has ABO on the mind... i hope he tests as the omega he obviously is when he finally does the survey

so much poop talk

>unpog
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE

ewwwww i do not need knowledge about leeches

>at least i got vored
THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN MEEEEEEE

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i crave wife uppies

>i don't think you get lap privileges at 5ft4
killing myself

imagine mustard gassing yourself at home

wife should sing that i'm the problem it's me taylor swift song at karaoke

wife nom nom nom

mmm potato salad sounds good

chewing off wife's leg

molesting mindbrooken cuuchan

doomed yuri......

i just realized this story is what silent hill f's story looks like at first glance

wife and i are of one mind

WIFE'S KISSES

>>105819779
i'm like a goalie intercepting his kisses for other people

harassing wife into dancing with me and discreetly touching his no-no parts

sekuharaing 12yo loli wife ToT

wife's hand rubbing sounds...

hearing wife rubbing at it through the mic

T oT loli wife propositioning rich ojisans to sleep with him

>>105820012
gonna pretend it's the sound of wife rubbing his thighs together under his dress

gonna roofie wife

that's not how i wanted to discover how virile is pronounced

i dunno if the simplistic storytelling is to match the disney vibes and the protagonist's age but it's not really compelling, the only thing i care about is discovering wtf happened to carole

wife drugging himself with aphrodisiacs so he can get plowed all night by sleazy ojisans

wtf is this game kek

wife imagining himself having a threesome with a brat tamer and sexbot

>>105820801
no wonder he needed the aphrodisiac

it's not just me noticing that the animations switch back and forth between decent and completely shitty, right?

KEK WIFE

>>105820933
i'm only half paying attention at the office but it wouldn't surprise me if they ran outta cash to maintain the animation quality throughout

>>105820933
yeah with a high effort game, they're bound to cut some corners, just like the story

that girl is on fire

kek this death was so funny

IT'S CONFIRMED! WIFE WANTS A PUSSY WIFE WANTS A PUSSY WIFE WANTS TO GET FUCKED IN HIS TIGHT FAT DRIPPING PUSSY

>i do wonder occasionally what it would be like to have extra equipment
FUTA WIFE FUTA WIIIIIIIIFEEEEEEEEE

wife fantasizing becoming a futa!

reminder that wife reads doujins about couples switching bodies and imagines himself as the guy in the girl's body getting fucked

my fucking sides that had about as much nuance as the back of the bus scene in DBH

you can't forcefem wife because that's what he wants

aieeeee why does some containment breaking chatter keep on mentioning /here/

to get sappy for a second wife is one of the few male vtubers i feel like can truly empathize with women and doesnt just say things for show, i really love wife

>>105821523
4chan is the default boogeyman for any incel-related thing on the internet, i wouldnt worry too much about it, the handful of us who post /here/ and in chat wouldnt break containment anyways

i routinely wish i could materialize next to my soft-spoken friends and yell at weird dudes who follow them home at night
>>105821523
they likely don't even go /here/, it's giving le hacker 4chan vibes
>>105821548
yeah it doesn't feel like he's just paying lip service. that's why he's wife

wife can just be an empty-headed trad wife bimbo and we'll take care of him

kek it looks like frank is shooting wife

ok the animation is kinda jank right now

THAT'S IT? CAROLE JUST FUCKING TRIPPED AND DIED?

that would've been a nice twist if i cared about lana kek

this is giving 70s shoujo/yuri love triangle

that used condom wrapper is obvious from you, whore

wife's brain has been corrupted by 10 year olds

josephine is her MOM?
>>105822379
giwtwm

in all honesty although i respect indie devs so much and the concept is great, the plot and themes are so hamfisted and the gameplay is mid

>>105822831
the execution leaves much to be desired... it's exactly like blood over bright haven. i'm gonna be pissed about that one for a while

>>105822831
the music and voice mixing is also really messing up with the game's tone

horny wife wants sloppy sex and kisses mr baesie

this would've been exponentially better if there was actual yuri involved

fuck you vicky you got carole killed you little bitch

>>105823067(me)
*from
kek wife is tearing up for the bully x nerd yuri

barbie princess and pauper was a better "feminist" story

i feel like amanda and lana should've been merged into a single character, having both felt redundant

we spent too much time figuring out what happened to carole and too little time mourning her

i do think the studio has potential to put out something genuinely good in the future since nothing about this was egregiously bad, but in the big ol' 2025 i expect better if they want earn the "women are people too!" buck.

wife has no idea what choice or liberal feminism memes KEK patting my bimbo wife's empty head... and he knows nothing about emily brontë either with the way he read her name. i love him

poor pupal who keeps trying to get wife to read classics like count of monte cristo and wuthering heights.. you gotta accept that our wife is dumb and that's part of what makes him endearing..

wife being seduced by the french

>>105824098
that pupal just won

>>105824098
wait, this pupal is winning, wife bought the book!

KEK not wife literally leafing through the pages
>>105824177
>>105824200
not conceding until he actually reads it! i know how people who collect books are

kek wife is comparing the classics to twilight

>this is what lolita sounds like
what a soundbite to walk in to

>>105824267
should splice that with the wet mouth sounds he made at the beginning of stream

wife should read us bed time stories before we sleep and tuck us to bed and give us all a little smooch at our foreheads but i shift in the last second and steal a kiss!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE WIFE READ BEDTIME STORIES FOR US PLEASE

i wanna reverse groom wife so bad

wife reading us lolita to bed would rewire our brains for the worst

>>105824551
>honestly...i was reading worst at that age
>reads a book about cannibal choosing young beautiful boys so they can stay with him forever
oh that explains everything

>>105824633
it's so him kek maybe i'll write a fic that fulfills all his fantasies as a birthday gift next year

>>105824717
godspeed anonpal, but goodluck trying to fit whatever kink this is in that story>>105821210 or maybe it'd be like the outlast groom guy trying to forcefem him

>>105824910
not OP but easy, write in the "ass connected to onahole" trope

>>105824910
he groomed me into liking that trope too, there's this smut manhwa where a guy fucks a ghost girl and sometimes that results in them switching bodies. the only way to switch back is for them to fuck again, it's great. and there was an uptick of hentai manga with the guy turning into a girl and needing to get creampied to turn back. i need to start brainstorming about how to write wife in that trope...

>>105825008
i love ass connected to onahole...... imagine ass connected to non-existent pussy. phantom pussy. makes him want a real one so bad he gets himself into some sorcery shit... wait that's kind of a manhwa too kek

wonder what was wife's reaction to dan and phil yaoi being real

WIFE NEVER WATCHED MADAGASCAR?

>carsonas
all the nijien as cars/planes art...

i'm taking notes... giant wolf man... with a giant knot...

>i've never watched the movies
liar

wife is too much of a whore for 50 shades

adding a chapter where wife is a slutty secretary to my fanfic

ughughguhgughugh wife

>going back to the topic
at this point i have no idea what we were originally talking about

>i love the evil torturous motherfucker
he couldn't be more predictable

>torturous motherfucker is a girl dad
HE COULDN'T BE MORE PREDICTABLE

>>105826542
im still laughing back when he said being tortured by Aimee was kinky and tried doing a hear me out and nobody in chat agreed with him

>>105826701
my eyes bogged outta my head when he started getting horny for aimee while i was seething at how she treated michel, he's such a slut

aaaah i gotta go, have fun with the rest of wife's yapping. another seven hour stream.... i love him

wife is makoto coded

>>105827075
there were so many mob x makoto doujins, you're right

otsu cuu! i missed this
hehe it's cute wife is so protective of felly

we should brace ourselves, it's gonna be a fast board...
im worried for wife... i hate how scummy people can take advantage of his soft heartedness, especially right now when he's worried with how to interact with other creators in the space...

>>105828057
he should become our attic wife

>>105828762
he needs to be barefoot and pregnant and sheltered away from the harsh world

>>105828057
I hate how he's been hurt by these people he trusted and valued.

>>105830726
i comfort myself knowing he made far more friends who value him and love him but it still fucking sucks. especially because it seems to always be some of the people he reaches out to the most

>>105828057
i saw all the shit happen on twitter as wife was streaming and completely zoned out of the zatsu because i was so distracted
wife is soft-hearted, i hate seeing him go through this too. i have never really liked her and she gave me bad vibes even if i couldn't put a finger on why, but i rooted her on anyways since wife was friends with her. i hope he doesn't feel too bad.

i am undisturbed this but wife https://x.com/TheGlitteringL/status/1882890788503445802

>>105832069
yeah she kinda rubbed me the wrong way ever since the karaoke relay and the whole thing with vox... but i put it aside and didn't think too much of it because wife was always very supportive of her. really i should've seen this coming, he's not a great judge of character kek.
>>105833166
cervix fucking and womb fucking is based and wife should experience it every day

>>105833166
i once read a fic that had this same kink but except the omega was pregnant and the alpha was fucking the omega so hard that they were worried they'd give their kid brain damage
this but wife and that soon to be retarded child, ME

>>105834285
>>105834341
i love cervix fucking so much, i love you my based anonpals

>>105834285
>>105834341
please PLEASE post cervix fucking reccs

>>105834762
everything from this author is pure gold
https://archiveofourown.org/works/29410863/chapters/72252990

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made for rape

while wife was away i read a bunch of yashiro/satoru fics imagining it was him but this one in particular...... this but fellycu, especially in the last chapter where satoru is in lingerie and yashiro in a suit
https://archiveofourown.org/works/32812927
>>105834593
it's the kind of extremely unrealistic horny shit that i live for
>>105834762
latest chapter of mr. A's farm has some if you haven't seen it yet. and i've been enjoying this in recent months
https://archiveofourown.org/works/58143589/chapters/148038331

>>105837671
oh i should warn that the yashisato fic has switching

would cuuchan teach an alien how to live among humans

>>105838097
he would treat the alien like a newborn baby until it's grown large and strong on his rich breast milk, then it flips him around and inseminates him

Oh fuck.
Shit just got worse.

>>105838899
it's just gonna be he said she said all the way down so i've elected to ignore this shitstorm unless wife addresses it, which i know he's smart enough to steer the fuck clear. that decision not to collab with anyone is paying off already kek.

>>105838995
hehehe getting fat from having wife all to ourselves

>>105839219
i'm going to get SO FAT i'll explode and reform myself from all the itsy bitsy pieces at an excruciating pace

>>105838097
kisses you platonically

>>105839470
kisses you with tongue

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THIS IS AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CLASSROOM YOU HEATHENS

>>105839572
CHILDREN SHOULD KNOW KISSING IS SAFE AND GOD PROMOTES TONGUE

>>105839734
god i hope wife makes more lewd mouth sounds with his new mic

>>105838995
Feels like he picked extremely bad timing to get involved with her on that cover though

>>105840573
you really think he knew about any of this before today? it's just his shit luck acting up again. the cover's not on his channel and his name isn't even in the title, if he doesn't bring it up again it'll get memoryholed eventually.

>>105840944
mariie said herself in her new doc that only her and 3 of their mutual friends knew about the whole thing, i highly doubt he would be one of them

is this thread basically nenmen refugees

>>105841243
don't reveal the plot twist JUST YET

>>105841243
i blame the anons kissing with tongue for giving it away

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>>105841258
>>105841285

>>105841373
i missed you too renvader muah

kidnapping a british french watching anon in the back of my car and bringing him here

>>105840944
Seems a shame not to be able to bring it up when Epic is such kino

>>105841787
if his epic brainrot persists, he'll make his own cover someday

*waving a png of mantra in wife's face* IT'S TIME TO PLAY ARKNIGHTS

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3372060/Hell_Maiden/
Will he play this, looks awsome and Ovid is in it.

>>105842344
>strategy card game
do you want his brain to explode and for him to start crying on stream?

>>105842261
UGHHHHHHHHHHHH WIFE LITERALLY IF HE READS CHAPTER 16 TOO PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE

>>105842869
what i'd pay to see wife's reaction to frostnova in a RI uniform in chapter 14

>>105843174
my wife tulpa has a reaction to those events... same with priestess' shit

>>105843217
...god i hate that he'd be a priestess simp. i just know it.

>>105843280
not a simp, but have a evil-understanding
here
>She has a point; what have we really done? With the whole board of Rhodes Island, sure we've helped the caused of the infected. But it's just... prolonging the inevitable? Indomitable human spirit is great and all but this is... it's like... cancer's too simple, its super-speeded entropy. We've lost so many people for this cause, is it even worth it to keep trudging on, through the blood and bones?
>and then she kills kal and he becomes a hater

>>105843405
>spoiler
he'd do a 180 so fast. nobody touches his cat daughter-wife

>>105842407
It's just an action roguelike, I thought he was good at those

>>105843722
you can try pitching it to him. i personally like the art style but it might not be his cup of tea and that can make or break the deal because he is that much of a woman

>>105843405
Is this based off a transcript or something?

it's been a tiring day. gn anonpals, i love you

>>105844113
gn, sleep tight, and have sweet dreams knowing we have more wife in store tomorrow!

wife saihate station waiting room up! he's so cute saying he'll see us in 1/3 of a day... it's like he's counting down the time like we are
https://youtu.be/8JP8ib36MoE