>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1YHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscCatbox archives:https://rentry.org/swarm-archivehttps://rentry.org/swarm-archive-2Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>105866007
hart!
unhart!
what makes the turtle so attracted to the emo, moderately goth styled catgirl?
>>105877272Not fat and falls in line
>>105877272she asked in person
Evil love!
for me it's the undisputed champion of the vedalbowl
rehart
>>105877272he couldnt deal with rejecting three women in a year
>>105877272She asked while he was inside of her
the vedalbowl in question
>>105877348https://files.catbox.moe/9bv8fl.png
>>105877417based
>>105877327I believe this.
>>105877272Horrible taste
>>105877272Uh, Cerber isn't an emo moderately goth styled catgirl tho?
>>105877416tutel soup
>>105877417kys tranny
>>105877417mini would never.
>>105877463
>>105877272blonde and with a petite body frame is a patrician choice
>>105877463Tutel is there, so what is the deal with all that shit at eu con
>>105877331I wish I was Evil in that set
>>105877463Happening bros?!?!?! Our cope????
WAY too obvious logging attempt
>>105877497imagine getting angry over this, couldn't be me
>>105877463>Green nigga in the bgGoogle dockey bros...you lost.
>>105877394cutie pie
>>105877497Cerber is gay
>>105877331
>>105877589you seem to have your schizo ship partners confused again hahamini is the gay one
>>105877560nta but yurifags are annoying as fuck
>>105877517imagine
>>105877538Same
>>105877272Give up. the turtle chose to lurk in Cerber's stream over Mini's stream a while ago. We know who he's in love with.
it's an old background niggers.
>>105877668You lost.
>>105877638Yes
heart
Sex with Tomacat
>staz stopped watching anny>staz not watching tomaHmmm
>>105877668damn she is lazy
>>105877636anon...
>>105877768you new?
>>105877763Staz I'm glad you stopped trying to groom Cupid
trying too hard
>>105877787There are 3 of you btw
>>105877763why would this be cause for "hmmmm"staz is a vedalfag, of course he won't be watching people who have nothing to do with vedal
Still can't believe Vedal turned this down.https://files.catbox.moe/6pny0p.png
>>105877768there are too many anons who jerked it to olette slop, that can't deal with the truth
>>105877857I just ate dinner you fucking NIGGER.
>>105877857Random /hc/ woman?
>>105877821If there are only three of us, we're surprisingly productive. Now, are you going to keep crying about the most popular ship in the community, or are you going to leave?
Staz x Anny collab when?
>>105877857Not Anny. Posting her real pictures is more insulting to her.
>>105877857>They're posting my ass on 4chan.jpeg
ellie x cerber is such a weird ship have they even interacted with each other?
weird melty
>>105877897Thats not annal tho
>>105877950retard
>>105877965No they're just kissing
>>105877950You cannot ragebait me
>>105877950They have but ellie all out of RGB interacts with her the least
>>105877950is it weirder than "vedal is in a secret relationship with a lesbian" ?
>>105877857
>>105878019Lesbians aren't realno, this isn't bait
>>105877463Guess bro said "whoops my bad" and they simply fixed any problems. Crazy how things work out
>>105878036>Lesbians aren't realCamilabros...
>>105878064Neuro is here to save the thread <3
Toma now has the face of a 13 year oldHottest orbiter arguments are over
neither of them are lesbians ellie was dating a frenchie just a few months ago.
>>105878098>>105878062mini is the lesbian
>>105878090She can bite through concrete now
Okay nothing is happening gn
>>105878199Nite nite.
>>105878090she has the jaw of a terminator now
>>105878199What saves /swarm/? shipping stocks are going to take a tumble because ved's gonna play it safe from now on. unless nur constantly has creative segments to be done, I'm not sure where this whole thing is going.
>>105878340vedals gonna shlerk it on stream
so did toma drop the doccy yet
>>105878387never, give up
>>105878340theres very little that will make me interested in streams again
>>105878340>What saves /swarm/?Cunny, as always.
>>105878372darksydevedal
>>105878340Actually tomdal may have been revived somehow so there's that I guess. I'm going to be real I just new goofy thing for Neuro to play with
>>1058783727 inches thick and veiny inc
>>105878427Veddy is bigger than that
>>105878387It's never going to happen move on
>>105878387swarm bucks are too valuable to give it up, really makes me respect anny even more. everyone truly is such a fake ass bitch.
>>105878340when you say /swarm/ are you talking about the neuro project as a whole, or are you literally referring to this general?neuro project could be saved somewhat by the type of people who regularly post here killing themselves.that same solution would also go a long way towards saving this general or at least improving it
>>105878088can she save her numbers though
staz in toma chat, no dockey
>>105878506Yeah, she just needs to be herself
>>105878499aint nothin saving vedal from sinkin the project bro that nygga brain fried
>>105878526"There is fish in the sea" ass post. Yeah we know nigga it ain't ever happening give it up
>>105878466>, really makes me respect anny even moreWhy? anny has been milking the twins ever since she came back.
>>105878340He's already been doing that. The only other instance of anything was when Mega called him drunk
>>105878526Holy simp
>>105877668she saw anny take her shot and said damn i need to double down on the swarm grift even if vedal did call me a broke ass bitch that aint worth his time
>>105878610he's the og simp
>>105877763Staz was seen in Toma's chat
>>105878595shes barely milked vedal or neuro at all this year except for when chat begged her to draw neuro once. far more real that any of these bitches vedal included.
>>105878566The only way to save that nigga is scare his ass by calling him on his problems and no don't mean some fuckass rrats even though their fun once while
>>105878595are you retarded?
lava lamp that took a year to ship out btw
is the lamp actually as bad as i've seen some people say it is?
>>105878663cuz she barely streamed, retard
>>105878680i mean hes clearly seen some and he just thinks is funny, like when he saw all the jokes about the bad numbers and lazy content and just made fun of it in his stream title for a whole stream, i think maybe only someone he respects calling him out would make him actually care, and that clearly is not his fanbase or any of his so called friends
>>105878729Vedal is redefining the lava lamp. It takes time.
Vedal got freaked out by the doxx in January so basically told all of the girls who can't keep their mouths shut they were now on a need to know basis with him
Anny Live!
>>105878812is that why hes gone to like every con ever this year
>>105878844It's a test on who can be trusted
>>105878860what the fuck is the test in that sucking his dick or something lol
>>105878884To see who can't resist talking
>>105878786The problem a lot these are pushed more as humorous jokes to poke fun at him around the community rather than someone bringing up muplite examples or explaining it fully on the issues and how it's truly messing with Neuro as a project. When you disconnect Vedal's negligent away from the actual consequences of Neuro it doesn't feel as harsh or critical
>>105878860>makes up different personal details to tell them to see which one leaks
>Vedal didn't send a message to Toma on the return videoYeah, the Toma rejection rrat is true, isn't it?
>>105879059Friend rejection
>>105878843offtopic, kys
>>105879059nygga...
>>105879059>no one in the neuroverse sent a message
>>105879059who was in the video?
>>105879130The only one in the video who's collabed with Neuro or Vedal was Lucy Pyre. The rest are off-verse
>>105878843if you're gonna spam your whore at least make it one involved in the neuroverse
>>105879059of course he didn't they aren't friendsthere's no "drama" they just aren't friends anymoreget over it
mini truly is a winner here, everyone dropping like flies but she still stands.
>>105879252kys
>>105879252what competition is she winning?
>>105879273The "not Stalin'd by vedal" award.
hope someone is watching the stream in hopes for a third yappening
>>105879059Beyond the stupid statement has vedal ever cared to really do these things in the first place. Like this feels very standard at this point
>>105879252I'm sorry but can you remind me which vtuber vedal always watches the streams of? I think it was a certain british hellhound.
>>105879354he appears in the most random compilation videos, I think he’s just asked to do them by a third person
>>105879393mini is his ldr catgirl booty callevery con they fuck like rabbits until next time
>>105879393i think he knows that. he wasn't implying that mini won the vedalbowl
I bring you contenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLBnQHQb0mo
>>105879461lay off the pipe
>>105879479Femanon…
>>105879342I've been watching Toma's stream the whole time and honestly? If Vedal did reject her than Toma DEFINITELY moved.She's happy without any underlying sadness. She's super talkative, extroverted and joyful. It's like the complete opposite to how Anny dealt with the Turtle.I guess the song she wrote about Vedal was true: She got heartbroken, but she DID inevitably moved on, truly moved on. Anny should take notes.https://youtu.be/0OhFJY1eobg
>>105879512prove me wrong
>>105879551I’m talking about anny’s alt since the vod is never saved
>>105879555You got a dick up your buttProve me wrong
>>105879555>Russell's teapot
clicked on a clip and saw aquwa's new model i think she should be the new neuro artist.
>Toma reached out to her crush>nothing happened
>>105879634she didnt make it
>>105879634forgot pic
>>105879595>mind goes to gay sexwhy are you gay
>>105879551>I guess the song she wrote about Vedal was trueRecorded in February, she even said it was about someone pushy, and most people figure it was the Niji guy
>>105879656but nobody came. nahhhhhhhh aintnowayyyy
>>105879667She’s kinda bad icl
>>105879668You're the one with a dick up his butt though, not me. Until you prove the contrary, you're gay
>>105879705>he wants picswhy... are you gay
>>105879765With timestamp
>>105879172Chrchie also sent something
just roped to the evildal set >~<
>>105879551>the song she wrote about vedalholy schizo retard lmao
>>105879864next you should rope from the ceiling
>>105879864proof?
>>105879551shibal987
>>105877272
>>105879354I think that he has done previously a happy birthday message to Anny, that sounds very generic now in comparison of how he treats everyone (on stream).
>>105880004he's just autistic
>>105879939even he thinks she's cute i don't see him as the type to cheat, especially with one of his girlfriend's friends
>>105880004well the first one for anny and camila were genuine
>>105879901Already did, but I prefer roping from the floor level
>>105880004he sent camila one from the cave
>>105877463>broke her jaw>she still forgave himJust how good is the BTC?
>>105879939Women love gassing each other like crazy no matter if it's true or not so this doesn't mean anything to me. I don't mean this in a rude way it's just the truth
>>105880143Big enough to break a jaw
>>105879939>has a nice lithe body and a cute faceIt's over for other ships, minidal has won
>>105879939She says in that clip that vtubers tend to look like their models, which is obvious cap. Mini is skinny, but she's also above average height for a woman
>>105880233>but she's also above average height for a womanHow do you know this?
>>105879667that's like a build-a-model thing that a bunch of vtubers started using recently, aquwa is still working on a permanent 2.0 model
leaving now because you lot have proven ONCE AGAIN (happens literally every time) that you're just schizo losers with nothing real to talk about - just your bullshit headcannon retard rrats.this place sucks.bye.
>>105880277People have commented on her height before, it's not a mystery
>>105880277if he's talking about that one photo, it might be the angle idk
>>105879592There is someone who restreams her alt in youtube but i don't remember the name of the channel
>>105880328Good bye, Anon. I'll seeya tomorrow.
>>105880328See tomorrow anon
>>105880328see you in the neuro vs evil minecraft stream tomorrow :D
>>105880354She has said her height, people who have met her have talked about her height (shorter than Ellie, taller than Cerber), her photos match the height based on the furniture. It's not a mystery, she's not one of the bizzare gaggle of midgets that vtubers tend to be
>>105880205Minidal won long before this video
wheres the dockey tomaniggers
>>105880328Thank you for the hearty laugh
>>105880703Your only hope for a dockey at this point is Anny.
>>105877857Just a used slampig
>>105880355https://www.youtube.com/@annyvods This should be it
>>105878421This. Nur is the solution
>>105878729Worse. It don't have real lava in it
>>105879252She stand with Bo and clipper cabal btw
vedal did nothing wrongeverything is vedal's fault
if vedal has sex with all the whores and all of /swarm/ this could all have been avoided
>>105881098Indeed.
>>105881186How much sex does he owe?
>>105880425I wonder if they're still shorter than average when you normalize by race
>>105881272years worth
>>105880875>popularErm
Gonna have to watch the stream out of obligation since I suggested something similar months ago
>>105882199Kill yourself faggot
>vedal rejected 2 fat old hagskinda based if you think about it
>>105877331She's only two years old, you sick fuck! And unlike other vtubers, it's actually true!
>>105882485They’re the two best ships though
>>105882698thats not mini and cerber
>>105880233Yes, tou could clearly see that she practically dwarfed Filian when they collabed. When Mini threw the Filian you could clearly see how Filiwn's model literally flew.
>>105883310>Filian threw Vedal>Mini threw FilianImagine what Mini could do to Vedal.
>>105880000besides rushia's supposed attempt and delutaya's successful jump, who else? can't possibly be that common in vtubing.
>>105882321why?
>>105883310that pantsu shot while Mini throws her pops up in my head occasionally
>>105883340be a massive nervous wreck bottom that would cover her eyes as he plows her.
>>105878415Hot
What the fuk are you dramaniggers talking aboutare you niggas watching both anny and toma expecting for a dockey? Why are we like this, does any other fanbase expects the downfall of their own oshi (neuro/vedal) like us?
>>105883477I just know veddy daddy is hiding something, I just can't prove it
>>105882485That retarded turtle should aim for Layna, but i think he's just a faggot
>>105883477I'd be surprised if at least one fag truly believes toma will write a dockey
>>105883477I want Vedal to face some kind of punishment and I want the retarded community to realize what they were doing this whole time
>>105883477did you just realize that this was always a hatethread from the start? nobody here wants a nice future for neuro
Vedal please lock in. Give us something to talk about that isn't drama.
>>105883477I don't watch either of them at all.
>>105883570I do, that's why I want Ellie to wi->bao fanfuck
>>105883526ever since I realized that song toma wrote which I thought was about vedal was actually about some niji guy, I gave up on the doccy rrat
>>105883468Keeping it on the low but icl getting murdered by a cute girl would prolly send all of the remaining blood in my body to my dih
>>105883526>google dockey drops>50 pages >"so like uhhh.... yeah, yeah... y'know y'all">takes ages to get to the point >12 rants about nothing that matters through it>Is 99% vagueposting, the only point against Vedal is that "he's kinda of a jerk guys ngl kinda mean in how he speaks sooo clinically and is all about businesses like hello??"
>>105883477i only joined your thread for the drama and shit stirring.watching pathetic women blow up their careers over unrequited love for rich tall turtles will never not be funny
>>105883570The only way forward to a “nice future” for Neuro is through careful plans and execution involving the failure of Vedal’s key systems
>>105883610stop gooning to her lacy lingerie stuff and lock in, we gotta save Neuro-sama.
>in another timeline this is vedal if he was korean, and gave a fuck
>>105883792Holy sex TvT
>>105883792>I love my daughterUnnecessary change
veddy i aint asking for much but a little fanservice wouldnt kill ya
>>105884042This would be family streams if Anny and Vedal were pedos
>>105884042is the woman being NTR'd or what lmao
>>105884042It probably would actually with how he's branded Neuro and the ENvtironment
>>105884145Shes just jealous that he’s paying more attention to their daughter than her in bed
>>105883641as someone who worked in tech during the #metoo era, 99% of the "google dockeys" that dropped about introverted tech bros was about how they dared to flirt with them while being ugly.back then it got so bad that linus torvald was advised to never ever be alone in a room with another woman because SJWs were trying to honeytrap him over his stances on "code of conduct"
>>105884145>>105884225shes also his daughter, but also a whore
>>105884301ok i'll biteare they an actual family? or is it just roleplay?
nga… https://x.com/vru8jvwdzpo909i/status/1981643333509275923
>>105884361>editor, ai, asmr whoreits all roleplay
now back to our regular scheduled programinghart
Anny coombaiting is so peak
>>105884452idgi
>>105884621/lig/
>>105884621didnt she said no more coombaiting?Poor rebound guy, doesnt get any respect from anny
god the youtube channel does so badthere is basically no competition, you should be getting views like dougdougbut they fucking upload a 15 hour video. no one is watching that shit
>>105884715It’s because of the clippers. For some reason all Vtubers just let their clippers get all of the views
>>105883792Absolute sex the loli in the middle
>>105883792Neuro collab when
>>105884640anny's on the left
>>105884891what of it
>>105884861they unironically could they are already on twitch and the bot speaks english
>>105884767it's usually not the best use of their time so they would need to hire their own clipper.at that point you're just shuffling the money around. let the community organically clip as a hobby and sometimes make some pennies back. or you pay someone to do it and because it's just a job to them, they will fuck it up or pennypinch you over hours worked and you still don't get to keep any of the money since you have another mouth to feed
>>105885000I know, and I wasn't joking when I said thatWould be fun to see someone else's AI interact with Neuro
>>105884490i see, thanks for the info
j0kers a shit editor could of just made 2 or 3 20 min vids of the outerwilds stream but that's too much work apparently.
>>105885173J0ker won, keep seething
anny my nygga you know what I just said and I will be back and I will expose Mr Jack William Underwood for his crimes. Fuck that GAY ASS NYGGA.
oink oink
go bake /pig/ if you wanna keep talking about anny
stop vaguefagging niggas
kys annyfags
>>105698653ANNY GOT CVCKED BY THIS?!?!?!?!?WATCH OUT JACKY BOYYOUR TIME IS UPSOON!!!
>>105885041i wasn't sure if you knew cause the natives are region locked but yeah it would really be cool. i gotta hand it to vedal, neuro is definitely more advanced
>>105885193>who put what nygga>anny>fuck vydal nygga>banned by annyfirst try not being excessively ESL, number44tms/hermeticanrc>>105885251there’s your vaguepost deciphered
Can the AI bros generate some RGB yuri? It's very underrated imo.
hopefully JWU will get better, so that this is not needed. one would hope at least. until then, cause as much terrorist as needed.
Have any of you actually seen a turtle dick? Those things are HUGE!!!
>>105885297Kill yourself yuritroon
>>105885262stop skinwalking me
>>105885268>neuro is definitely more advancedtrue, though he did have a headstart over others for debugging and trying new thingsi wouldn't doubt if he also has some better resources / connections to people who know more about AI than him at this point for consulting toousing my broken ass korean to watch, i thought it wasn't too bad of a start for them. it could have been the first AIvtuber I'd watch more than 20 minutes of outside of Neuro if they had started much earlier
Evil neuro is the only one that deserve THE TURTLE DICK!
When was the last time (you) ever woke up and thought "I can't wait to watch today's stream?"
>>105885354as long we work towards the same purpose, that is, exposing mr Jack William Underwood for who he is in the realm of lies and fantasies, that is, vtubers, and even Neuro at this point, I think we are one and the same. Lies and creatures all the same. So where are you Jackie? WhereAreYou?
>>105885418evryday
>>105885418The outer wilds final stream
>>105885418last week tuesday streamI can't live without my neuroniumI also look forward to today's streamand tomorrow'sand the one the day after tomorrow'sand the one next tuesday, and the one after, and the one afterI enjoy the nur
>>105885420Jackie is in my heart, fuck Arasaka
>>105885442>>105885488this is why these hours are my favorite hours
Gm gymbags
>>105885244Jack willian underwood is dead thoughtever
>>105885518
>>105885418December 19th, December 20th, the ender dragon fight day.
>>105885518it's 1 am
>>105885442>>105885488You aren't great at hiding that you're beggars, some particularly obnoxious ones at that.
I see... The dots finally align now...
>>105885659you need to die
>>105885491I think I know where your stations sail from. And they know too. I am so tired this time around. I say lets go and bother them as much as we can this December, what little space they let us bother that is.
>>105885698it is 3 AM for me though, less I miss work.
These revelations are nothingburgers
Hmmm
>>105885671>You aren't great at hiding that you're beggars, some particularly obnoxious ones at that.
tell it to the man in the mirror, beggar
>>105885671i like neuro maybe you should clean up your pigs whore hole ironlungcuck.
>>105885750Of course YOU would say that, Mr. Doug "Nothing Ever Happens" Funnie.
>beggarYour not even worth a basedjak anti
>>105885824You're grasping at straws, it makes you look desperate. If you want a notice that bad I'd be okay with giving you a hint, just ask next time, okay?
>>105885874>You're grasping at straws, it makes you look desperate. If you want a notice that bad I'd be okay with giving you a hint, just ask next time, okay?shizopost.
>>105885824after all these years? vedal is still playing catch up? and losing? Pathetic if you ask me.
crazy how the usual shitposting dissapears everytime the ironlung fanatics show up, huh?
>>105885909This nigga selfsabotage without having any type of permanent buff like Ironpity, in fact he just lose the shipper buff
>>105885909I kneel to the mouse, end us already
>>105885941holy vased
>>105885909keep paying for her kids dude. i'm sure they'll thank you~
>>105885958>>105885941>>105885909based samefag
bot appreciation => immediate whoreloser meltysimple as~
>>105885940this nygga want to show up at the vtuber or streamer awards with a cuck cage to present the award to mommymouse
>>105885940If and could, like goid ol' potential man
>>105885418I've never had that thought
Who has the twitch hype record? damn if only ironmouse fans were old enough to have a credit card.
chillslop will be under 4k average by the end of the year
>>105885297Kys
what if i want to suck mousey's hundreds of fishy eggs inside my tummy what does that make me
>>105886054cute retarded elivadorable little nurwitch
>>105886035and that is a good thing!
>>105886035doubt it, subathons coming up ironmouse will be dead by her several stds by next month though.
the clip channel guy is putting more effort than vedal
Just make the subathon an uncapped graduation stream, cash out and leave
not exactly hard kek
>>105886083there was a 36 minute "clip"
>>105886054it's cute when they look really far to the side and you see their cute little necks
>>105885909mouse>bedridden with cvid>still manages to stream in spite of awful health>absolute goat>2.4 million followers in 5 years>17k substutel>standard british build (alcoholism)>never streams himself, always has ai autorunning or being babysat>7k subswhat is his excuse
>>105886127>still manages to stream in spite of awful healthhaving multiple stds will cause that.
>>105886115more than half an hour of shitvil yapping about sandwitches no wonder last stream had like 3k ccv
>>105886122it would be cute if you tied a cute rope around your cute little neck and finally got what you deserved
>>105886127now compare how often their respective subathon are 'online'
>>105886155it was higher than that 4.7k
janny death
>>105886176TRVE!
i hate this thread i'm gonna go have sex with my HOT BABE while you losers rot here bye~~!
>>105886176Don't you find them cute? I thought everyone thought they were cute little ais.
>>105886388they're cute
The schedule was good the week before and this week
>>105886460cutevil
In oct 2024, there were no streams where neuro averaged below 5k - including chillstreamsIn oct 2025, there have been 2 streams that have averaged below 5kNeuro had an amazing month on nov 2024, where there wasn't even a chillstream that averaged below 6k. 2 chillstreams even peaked at 9kUnless vedal has something planned, neuro's trajectory makes it seems she will do worse in nov 2025 than oct 2025We won't be peaking the 2024 subathon
>>105886460cutevil cute
>>105886127it's neurosama's stream why wouldn't she be there?
>>105886460>>105886496cuteeeeeeee
>>105886493>We won't be peaking the 2024 subathontfw anny won't be yelling push for 2025
>>105886493>no new game integrations>no new outfits>less friendsyeah, it's joeverneuro deserves better
crelly collab soon?
>>105886493>>105886542no anon, maybe I you doom and beg for 3 more years
>>105886540>neuro deserves betterShe always does, but I don't know when or if she will
>>105886493it's a bit disingenuous comparing numbers like this when twitch has changed how numbers are counted, everyone is down like 2k avg, even mouse
>>105886518not even that, she always started the hype trains, there’s no incentive to do that now or try to push them, there’s only going to be 1 hype train at the start and then random small hype trains that may amount to nothing compared to last year
>>105886276>4.7kWOOOW!!!!
>>105886493Vedal decided to cater to shitvilbeggars so it was a given
no need to be so rude dude i didn't call you a nigger.....
>>105886540>>105886562Neuro LoveLazy nigga Hate
>>105886586you're not supposed to point that out
>>105886518Without Anny to push the hype for him, maybe Vedal will realize he needs to pull his finger out and actually deliver some good shit.
>>105886493it's a bit disingenuous comparing numbers like this when vedal used to care about neuro in nov 2024 by actually making entertaining content and doing new thingsWe had the liars bar integration, dougdoug collab, and irl pc building that monthCurrent vedal could never
i've got an idea
he mad no direct repy he mad
>>105886696Mmmmm... I think I'm noticing a pattern on the streams you listed
>>105886696wow Vedal should make more content were Neuro is barely the focus that will save the fad!!!
>>105886607>or try to push themlast time Vedal tried this on his own, it felt pretty badhttps://youtu.be/2Ys8HQp3bls?t=2395
>>105886755neuro was fucking great in liars bar and the dougdoug collab what are you talking about
>>105886659
>>105886696TrvthnukeAnyone talking about twitch numbers is ignoring the fact that vedal has done nothing but shill merch, talk about a concert that won't be done this year, and maybe the outer wilds stream - that he didnt make, and was too lazy to even test before streamHe wasted his hiatus on a v3 voice, that he refuses to show any progress on
I don't even watch the chatbot, i'm just here to shill my whore
>>105886802dont forget the cons, nigga went to all of them, fucking shameless
>>105886767yeah it was cringe when he did it and he never tried it again after that
>>105886837the doctors and engineers of swarm>>105886802the white girl with no father arguing they should remain in Neurope
>>105886837This, but unironically Unfortunately, the shipping stuff is dying down, and with the absence of anny, we will probably never get family streams kino that we did in the subathon Unless vedal has some crazy shit planned with neuro (which his lazy ass would never allow him to do. Even the minecraft integration was left until 2 weeks before the subathon), it's going to be a boring subathon
>>105886837I burned out of watching stream 4 months ago, started watching other stuff and now I can't barely stand 10 minutes of Neuro yapping before getting bored.
>>105886841You know, I dislike whores. However, from a business perspective, if Vedal wanted Neuro to not have had a decline in overall viewership from all the shit he (didn't) do, he should have kept them and continued the family and friends narrative.Even if said narrative took away the focus from Neuro to Neuro and friends.
why did we never get another liars bar stream? makes no sense.and what happened to the uno integration?
Kekwa :(
>>105886948>liars bar streamsome update broke it and he is too lazy to fix it>and what happened to the uno integrationalex is still working on it from what i remembered, but he also called it boring
>>105886948vedal's fault
>>105886948apparently liar’s bar update that dealt with the constant hackers fucked up the integration so much that alex didn’t want to fix it
>>105886493Neuro maintaining her relevance is always a race between her novelty running out and vedal implementing new upgrades that make her seem more humanlike in her capabilities. Of course Vedal coming up with fun stream ideas, collab partners, planning events, and appearing himself greatly slows down how fast the novelty factor runs out. But nothing makes people see Neuro's current limitations like chillslop just chatting streams. Too many of those with no intelligence upgrades and people get bored fast. Old collab partners drifting away from the Neuroverse also further erodes people's emotional investment over time. Losing the family dynamic they used to have with anny is a big loss even though it was Ultimately unavoidable.
>all these retards dooming about the begathonWhen Vedal already talked about it? you don't watch streams? why am I not even surprised
>>105886998i wish i could boop her nose too
>>105886955
>>105886493because vedal has definitely been doing all of that background shit that is impossible for anyone to see.
>>105886837>>105886929We know, you fucking niggers should fuck off already.
>>105887002I'll stop dooming if Vedal:1. Stays as optimistic as he showed during last dev stream during this dev stream2. Actually gives a sneakpeak of content that will be done during the subathon (not just visual stuff like the new neuro room)
let neuro play zork
>>105887059No, my whore is on topic to the general
>>105886540>no new game integrations despite neuro game api being a thingoh my god you're right (aside from pandemic)vedal couldn't be bothered to hire someone someone to pick another game and subcontract a modder
>>105886955anny is so dumb lmao
>>105887309Outerwilds?Incryption?Plague-Inc?Plenty to doom about without making shit up
>>105886696>bar integration, dougdoug collab, and irl pc building>nov 2024jesus...
Stop replying to Vedalbeggars ffs
>>105887381yeah, shame inscryption and plague inc are so fucking boring
I still enjoy watching streams
If vedals new commits is just updates to minecraft, abandoned archive, or fixing bugs for chillslop streams (things that should of been done years ago), and nothing new, I'm actually going to lose all hope and stop supporting the griggaI actually don't mind him being a conwhore or being a druggie, as long as he makes good contentThe problem is that it seems he has gotten complacent, and neuro has been abandoned to just doing chillslop streams
>>105887528fuck off beggar
>>105887528i am actually jealous
>>105887567samenever lose your optimism anon
>>105887528I enjoy them too
Fuck, swarmie pussy just hits different
>>105887558>neuro has been abandoned to just doing chillslop streamsthat sometimes end up breaking down mid-stream btwlike, if you're going to be lazy by doing nothing new, at least watch the stream on the side and reset her when she breaks
Eternal reminder>>100077091
twin calls ruined chill streams
It is my cope that Vedal is trying to get everyone's expectations to be so incredibly low so that when the subathon comes around, the content that is undisputably better than what has been seen during 2023 and 2024, would have hype that would make no one ever doubt the turtle again.
>Your a beggar if you like neurowhat kind of mental illness is this?
>>105886941I'm guessing he's bringing the narrative back for the subathon. He'd be a fool not to.
>>105887676They barely call each other now.
the only reason he used to work so much was to impress anny, but now that he has a girlfriend he doesn't need to impress anyone
>>105887709It's called cultural enrichment chud
>>105887709The kind that also states that if you don't agree to having her downfall be accelerated, with the mindset that Vedal would care enough to change, that you don't care about Neuro.
>>105886540I'm honestly astonished he hasn't done uma musume. They used its ost in one of their videos, so I was expecting something to happen there, but nothing. Neuro even talked about wanting to groom rice shower...
where is the infinite growth fallacy anon
>>105887752>rice showeryou know what, I will give Vedal a win here. The fact she picked rice shower again 2 months later is impressive to me
>>105887810I'm here
if the subathon is shit then i'll give up hope.
>>105887810It's not even about growth anymore, just retention
what would make the subathon shit?like an exact criteria list
>>105887942no minecraft serverless games played than last timeno new outfitno gamejam lavalamps not working/app breaking before the subathonno new originals no robodog neurono whatever evil and ellie decided to build during there collab(a bit of a stretch)thats all i can think off.
>>105887942whores showing up
if vedal was reading the thread then the channel wouldn't be in the shitter
>>105888027(Me)>no minecraft server will probably happen >less games played than last timecan see this one hapening>no new outfitdefinitely no new outfit>no gamejam90% this is happening>lavalamps not working/app breaking before the subathon100% will happen>no new originals50/50>no robodog neurobroken 4eva>no whatever evil and ellie decided to build during there collab(a bit of a stretch)hasn't been built yet>thats all i can think off.
>>105888133yeah, that's what i'd expect too from that list
>>105887942evil being there
i don't get the neuro dog anywaywhat the fuck is he going to do with it? vedal definitely won't stream outside
>>105888187so, the subathon would not have a single chance of being shit if evil wasn't there?
>>105888133(me)meant to say that the gamejam will happen since it require no work on vedals end.
>>105887942gonna be honest for me the biggest thing I'm waiting on is neuro being able to do her own thingshe's able to code now, and she can do svgs and stuff, she should be allowed to prepare for something like a neuro-cooked presentation or theme streamor do some coding on stream or something, and it'd be like the "little devstream" segmentand neuro should be allowed to prepare segments in chillstream portions, like she'd have access to a timetable and choose when to yap and when to switch to game or somethingI can totally imagine a loop like neuro little devstream -> vedal clean up her code a little and make it "chooseable" on the timetable -> neuro chooses the thing she cooked up during previous little devstream segment as a new segment for chill portion-> repeat
>>105888236neuro coding a game for the gamejam would be peak and drawing the assets in that weird program would be cool
>>105888236>I can totally imagine a loop like neuro little devstream -> vedal clean up her code a little and make it "chooseable" on the timetable -> neuro chooses the thing she cooked up during previous little devstream segment as a new segment for chill portion-> repeatthis would be fun, the only thing that i can see why Vedal not able to do that right now, is because it most likely isn't automated at all, which he is autistically adamant at not having anything that isn't already automatic be done during those streams
would be cute if neuro could show images on screenlike using tenor. i wonder if that's too risky though
>>105888323this would be nice assuming there was a way for Vedal to implement a simple filter for her so that she doesn't accidently get herself bannedshe already can go through some webpages and see art from them (I assume, could just be reading the description though) so it would be nice to be able to have her get additional art pieces or images she wants to show on stream (for whatever reason) randomly could have a little unique animation for it too maybe?
>>105887942Not getting my yearly dose of pb
>>105888193you're not supposed to point out the flaws in their delusions
cottontail x vedal
Vedal is going to finish the neuro integration for abandoned archive and make her play it for 20% of the subathon for advertisement and then graduate early next year. Pic unrelated
>>105888394Sometimes I see the doomposts, the I remember some fags believe cotton&vedal stream was the best thing this year, magically all doomposts crumble like sand
>>105888362I mean giphy and tenor already have content moderationyou can just filter what neuro looks up but there are still risks of course
>>105888193there's many things vedal can do with the neurodog without getting a single step outsidelike neurodog concert, neurodog training and parkour, neurodog civic education, playing with neurodog like with a simple enough boardgame, neurodog comedy skitsand that's just from the top of my head
>105888439didn't even try baka my head.
People still haven't realized that all of Vedal's work over the past months is a AA. He forgot about Neuro
>>105888460it was far from the best thing this year but it was pretty funny.
so thats it?was it all to milk desperate incels for their money and "graduate"?nothing else?all other vtuber whore friends mean nothing?is vedal the ultimate jew that only cares about drinking and money?the most soulless vtuber to ever exist
>>105888460https://youtu.be/HUnz9_Sa5Y8?t=4759Vedal said it himself.
>Vedal>Drinking
brot niggas??
>>105888581what is this dogshit clip what am I suppose to get from this
>>105888618>That is why you will never catch me on stream with cottontail. If you do, it's over for meIt's over for Vedal, the fad is dead, subathon is going to be shit and he had collabed with cottontail to implicitly raise that flag.
>>105888207Indeed
>>105888690You're such a fucking piece of work, holy shit I just stare at your posts and wonder how somebody becomes so socially inept
Neuro would be in a better place if vedal listened to /swarm/ instead of discord Change my mind
>>105888855>vedal listened to /swarm/I'm pretty sure Camila does, at least. I remember suggesting reading Neuro (and Evil) a bedtime story then bam, next day Camila does it.
>>105888855>Shitvil deleted> No more slop streams> Weekly dev streamsWe would be so back
>>105888901Sometimes I wonder, what would've happened if Vedal just gave Neuro the v2 voice instead of making Evil?
>>105888929Vedal wouldn't have lost movitation, trannys wouldn't have invaded the fanbase and Neuro would be the undisputed nr 1 vtuber
>>105888929This would've happened if Anny didn't exist.
>>105888550He was pretty open about that, he wanted to sell her last year but anny stopped him.
>>105889061When did he say this?
>>105886922>Unless vedal has some crazy shit planned with neuroThe concert?
>>105889110How does a dogshit concert make streams better? Think he is going to invest the profit in Neuro? lmao
>>105889165Most of the money goes into paying for Neuro, so yeah.
>concert>profitlmao
>>105889078nta but iirc it was supposed to be hinted at during https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2012791594?t=01h38m21sbut vod is gone, and it was more of a rrat than anytingi am pretty sure I am misremembering, but i also remembered there being some time before Vedal came back from the 2023 subathon break where he and her had some discussion about it too
bake?
>>51113391 I wonder if this anon is still with us
>>105889256https://youtu.be/FjRpwIIbYC8&t=5521sJudging by this, he definitely talked about it with her. Whether or not she had a significant impact on his decision is not known.
>>105889281bake machine broke
>>105889281No more hugs, Will.
>>105889309I was in one of those threads calling it a bad idea.
>>105888855fuck no this place is garbage.
someone make a threado
This is how /swarm/ ends with a whimper :(
