▼ Phase Connect LinksOfficial Website: https://phase-connect.comOfficial Schedule: https://schedule.phase-connect.comOfficial Twitter: https://x.com/PhaseConnect | https://x.com/PhaseConnectJPOfficial Character References: https://rentry.org/pcgreferencesOfficial Twitch Archive Channels: https://rentry.org/pcgtwitcharchiveUnofficial Phase Connect Archives: https://rentry.org/pcgunofficialarchive––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––◆【Lia】https://x.com/rinkouashelia | https://youtube.com/RinkouAshelia | https://twitch.tv/asheliarinkou◆【Utatane Nasa】転寝ナサ (JP) https://x.com/UtataneNasa | https://youtube.com/UtataneNasa | https://twitch.tv/utatanenasa◆【Hakushika Iori】白鹿いおり (JP + EN) https://x.com/hakushikaiori | https://youtube.com/HakushikaIori | https://twitch.tv/iorihakushika◆【Fujikura Uruka】https://x.com/fujikurauruka | https://youtube.com/FujikuraUruka | https://twitch.tv/fujikurauruka◆【Shisui Michiru】紫翠みちる (JP) https://x.com/shisuimichiru | https://youtube.com/ShisuiMichiru | https://twitch.tv/michiru_shisui◆【Tenma Maemi】https://x.com/tenmamaemi | https://youtube.com/TenmaMaemi | https://twitch.tv/tenma◆【Pipkin Pippa】https://x.com/pipkinpippa | https://youtube.com/PipkinPippa | https://twitch.tv/pippa––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––◆【Kaneko Lumi】https://x.com/kaneko_lumi | https://youtube.com/KanekoLumi | https://twitch.tv/kanekolumi◆【Fuura Yuri】[Terminated] https://x.com/AmarisYuri | Archive: https://youtube.com/@TheNationalFuuraYuriArchive◆【Dizzy Dokuro】https://x.com/dizzydokuro | https://youtube.com/@dizzydokuro | https://twitch.tv/dizzydokuro◆【Jelly Hoshiumi】https://x.com/jellyhoshiumi | https://youtube.com/@jellyhoshiumi | https://twitch.tv/jellyhoshiumi◆【Ember Amane】https://x.com/emberamane | https://youtube.com/@EmberAmane | https://twitch.tv/emberamane◆【Clio Aite】https://x.com/ClioAite | https://youtube.com/@ClioAite | https://twitch.tv/clioaite◆【MariMari_en】https://x.com/MARIMARI_EN | https://youtube.com/@MARIMARI_EN | https://twitch.tv/marimari_en◆【Eepy Sleepy】https://x.com/EepySleepyCh | https://www.youtube.com/@EepySleepyCh | https://twitch.tv/EepySleepyCh––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––◆【Remilia Nephys】https://x.com/Remilia_Nephys | https://youtube.com/RemiliaNephys | https://twitch.tv/remilianephys◆【Chisaka Airi】https://x.com/ChisakaAiri | https://youtube.com/ChisakaAiri | https://twitch.tv/chisakaairi◆【Amanogawa Shiina】https://x.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://youtube.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://twitch.tv/amanogawashiina◆【Himemiya Rie】https://x.com/HimemiyaRie | https://youtube.com/HimemiyaRie | https://twitch.tv/himemiyarie◆【Erina Makina】https://x.com/ErinaMakina | https://youtube.com/ErinaMakina | https://twitch.tv/erinamakina◆【Komachi Panko】https://x.com/komachipanko | https://youtube.com/KomachiPanko | https://twitch.tv/komachipanko––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––◆【Runie Ruse】https://x.com/RunieRuse | https://youtube.com/@RunieRuse | https://twitch.tv/RunieRuse◆【Eimi Isami】https://x.com/eimiisami | https://youtube.com/@eimiisami | https://twitch.tv/eimiisami◆【Muu Muyu】https://x.com/Muu_Muyu | https://youtube.com/@MuuMuyu | https://twitch.tv/MuuMuyu◆【Hikanari Hina】https://x.com/HikanariHina | https://youtube.com/@HikanariHina | https://twitch.tv/HikanariHina◆【Saya Sairroxs】[Hort] https://x.com/sayasairroxs | https://youtube.com/@sayasairroxs | https://twitch.tv/sayasairroxs––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––◆【Kannagi Loki】巫ロキ (JP) https://x.com/kannagiloki | https://youtube.com/@kannagiloki ◆【Kokoromo Memory】恋衣めもり (JP) https://x.com/kokoromomemory | https://youtube.com/@kokoromomemory_ | https://twitch.tv/kokoromomemory◆【Gram Pico】倉夢ぴこ (JP) https://x.com/grampico_ | https://youtube.com/@grampico | https://twitch.tv/grampico◆【Ayase Yuu】絢世ユウ (JP) https://x.com/ayaseyuuu | https://youtube.com/@ayaseyuu | https://twitch.tv/ayaseyuu_◆【Kaminari Clara】歌美鳴クララ (EN + JP) https://x.com/kaminariclara_ | https://youtube.com/@kaminariclara | https://twitch.tv/kaminariclara––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––◆【Malice Evermore】https://x.com/MaliceEvermore | https://www.youtube.com/@maliceevermore | https://www.twitch.tv/maliceevermore◆【Nitya Nil】https://x.com/Nitya_Nil | https://www.youtube.com/@Nitya_Nil | https://www.twitch.tv/nitya_nil◆【Wilhelmina Frost】https://x.com/wilhelminafr0st | https://www.youtube.com/@wilhelminafrost | https://www.twitch.tv/wilhelminafrost◆【Bibi Biscuit】https://x.com/BibiBiscuitCh | https://www.youtube.com/@bibibiscuitch | https://www.twitch.tv/bibibiscuitch◆【Anya Nyabyss】https://x.com/AnyaNyabyss | https://www.youtube.com/@AnyaNyabyss | https://www.twitch.tv/anyanyabyss◆【Sinon Sinfonia】https://x.com/SinonSinfonia | https://www.youtube.com/@SinonSinfonia | https://www.twitch.tv/sinonsinfoniaPrevious Thread: >>105888640
Bibi is my new oshi
omg its Sinny! :D
sittin in the thread with my croc out
Perceive Her radiance.Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.Captivate those with Her light.Obey only Her brilliance.Aimen.
It’s actually fine for women in their 30s to get pregnant.
i LOVE MY MOM
My Lady is arriving today! Rejoice!
>>105893612
hime just kissed me
The Legendary Knight who saved /pcg/
>>105893949She doesn't look anything like a knight.
Urgently need more new gen porn pics.
woomy rrats were true then?
>>105893949My future wife!! I will put my willy in her!!
malice....... walice.... menace....
>>105893949WILLY I'VE BEEN WAITING!!!
>>105893868That's a cute croc anon can you stroke it for me?
>>105893621SEX with dizzy to make her feel better
Jelly's butthole
What do you call this?
>>105893511Of course!
>>105894038what if they started holding hands?
>>105894033I call it the usual, Pippa has always done her own thing and it will turn into a react slop/debut watch along
erm...streams?
>>105894060
>>105894060What if we hold hands?
>>105894033A watchalong?
>>105894033looks like one of those shit tests women do to their men to see if they actually love them
>>105894033Is this Pippa responding to whatever happened with Nyana? Could it be that Nyana wanted to have Pippa be in her debut and was denied because it would be an unfair advantage in viewership for the other debut girls?
>>105894134This is what a wet brain would say
I think I'm gonna stay loyal to my two oshis. Don't really care for anyone from Saga
>>105894033an excuse to skip her stream
Malice and Sinon have both put up ? waiting rooms as well.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcdU3YWHyvchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyabizS4ino
>>105894033Average Pippa behavior, its why we hate her
>>105894033This week has been a massive L for Pippa.Con slop into sponsor slop into overlapping a new gen debut.
What if I suck on Dizzy's breast like a hungry little white baby she'll never have?
>>105894203
>>105894173If your brain are dry you are die.
She's livehttps://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumihttps://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumihttps://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
>>105894033>>105894068She's just going to raid into the first debut. She did the same thing for Quest.
>>105894134this shit was scheduled way in advance before the debuts were even announced or her melty happened
>>105894207not to be rude but has there been a single non-sloppa stream since she stopped playing Overwatch?
>>105894241yay
>>105894033>>105894033Pippa said on stream that she scheduled her mothman stream first. They rescheduled the debuts a few times and it just ended up being on the same night. She was debating moving her stream but was worried about people who traveled to be there.
>>105894174time traveller-chama...
>Willy doesn't abide by tardinessVery white behavior
>>105894318My beautiful white wife!
>>105894296If she really wants to prove me wrong, she should have someone set up a screen to watch the debuts at the Moth man statue.
>>105894252For people there it will become a debut internet share party
>waking up at 9 on a Sunday
Thoughts? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGCYPbrdWk8
Waking up next to anon at 9 on a Sunday...
>>105894296>Given 9 days notice for debut>Not enough time to cancelIts not like these people were in the middle of a flight or something.
>>105894252yeah that would make sense, I'm not a butt blasted ex-capipi seething about everything she does. I genuinely believe she means well even if she is clumsy about it sometimes
>cold themed >Australianwhy would they do this?
>>105894252I think the issue here is more that anyone who actually participates can't watch the debuts
>>105894341Me and the bros loudly announcing our intention to get a better oshi than Pippa at the Pippa fan meetup
>>105894341No Pippa No watch
I hope Malice and Willy have lesbian sex on stream
>>105894403Ew did you crawl into my bed you loser freak get away from me
>>105894414well, they could have bought a ticket and been too slow or not paying enough attention to cancel
>>105894477I hope they are all straight and don't do cringe yuri bait
>>105894318Never been late to something in my entire life.
Why are our girl so fond of Bonnie?
nitya the kind of delinquent who bullies you because she loves you and is actually really clingy and secretly a huge romantic who blushes when she sees people kissing in movies
>>105894495
>>105894495She was talking about playing Warhammer with Lumi or Coqui before and everyone's been ignoring her. Why does everyone end up hating Olivia?
>>105894547>Eimi
It's always jarring whenever Lumi reminds people that she sleeps with and on a mound of plushies.
I am tired of waiting, just debut already
[Lumi news] she sleeps on nipplebun
>>105894563anyone has that pic of her bed full of plushies?
>>105894558Collab communication seems pretty messed up behind the scenes, a bunch of collabs involving them ended up not happening this year.
>>105894500Who?
>>105894547Well thats a lineup I never saw coming
>>105894611hag dog of globie
just ejaculated thinking of helmina
Start the damn debuts before I piss myself
>>105894500she Fuckswell
Reminder that you are nor supposed to fuck dogs, you fuck wolfs, and that is how dogs are made
What if two anons (both are male) jerk each other off while watching Helmi?
>>105894648
>>105894547kino lineup?
>>105894500why not
>>105894500hag bong slam pig
>>105894441That's their prerogative, I'm sure plenty have canceled to watch the debuts instead. It could be the case that nobody shows up and Pippa can easily just say "yeah that makes sense, nobody wants to miss the debuts, we'll just watch react slop instead."
>Lumi school used E instead of F for failing gradethats odd, and very specific, I might notice something
>>105894572should it be>WMDF (dog female)or>WMCF (canine female)discuss
>>105894644>nor
I have hit the jerking off to AI written erotic fanfiction of the talents stage, I think I am fully cooked.
>>105894658What am I? Tell me big boy
>>105894672Lumi my Rwandan queen
>>105894679you are not getting into heaven
>>105893949She needs more art
Is there gonna be a communal /pcg/ jerk-off sesh for debuts?
Hoochie mama I love Runie!
>>105894708You are cooked AND based.
>>105894672:^)
>>105894718I am getting into your butthole you slut
>>105893920My dick btw
>>105894648That wouldn't be that gay
>>105894715>No reading comprehension>Lumigumibut I repeat myself
Lumi is going to marry me.
Anon should post something sexy (his bussy) to celebrate Phase Saga
[Lumi News] the chatter she will marry must watch her and only her, maybe male streamers
Lumi will only marry you if you never watch any other vtubers. And no female streamers period. Also none of the more feminine male streamers.
>>105894803I will break out my 250LB 6'2 hairy man asshole, brb.
>>105894174>loyal>two oshis.You are already a whore
>>105893868I learned some interesting croc facts>They are quite intelligent>They are actually more closely related to birds than lizards>They can pretty much shrug off small caliber rounds to their skull and back>They have good eyesight both under and above water>They have an uncanny sense of direction>They can get old as fuck>Mother crocs are super protective of their offspring>Subwoofers might make them hornyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5rCogD4e2kPhase Connect
[Lumi News] they've been talking about dating in the phase discord
>>105894834Make it quick
>>105894822That's funny because that's the same requirement as Menace
>>105894854she's referencing the latest niji drama
Will you watch the croc tonight?
>>105894854Who's dating who?
>want to watch the debut streams tonight >however my group of friends want to become "fun guys" tonight>we agreed to start weeks ago tonight, right when the first debut starts.Do I put on the streams in front of my friends while we're all high as balls? None of them are normies but not all of them watch vtubers.
>>105894296>Pippa suddenly caring about not wasting her fan's time after years of not giving a single fuck about leaving people sat waiting on her for hours at a timelol okay
>>105894854Uh oh
>>105894866lumi told me I shouldn't watch other streamers soyes
>>105894876fuck no, are you insane?
>>105894866make her fatter
>>105894876>however my group of friends want to become "fun guys" tonightWhat does that mean? You guys are going to have a drugged up gay sex orgy?
>>105894866>fixed face versionYes I will be watching.
>>105894876watch the debut streams and have gay sex later
>>105894803Shut up or you are getting The Cock
So does this mean Lumi is the type to get jealous and possessive? Because that would be attractive.
>>105894876If you value this friend experience: skip the debuts and watch the VODs laterIf you don't actually care and were kinda pushed into it: feign an injury
>>105894866It's at 5am on a Sunday. So yes
>>105894905They're going to take mushrooms (fungi = fun guy) and have a gay orgy.
>>105894803Why are there likers in my pcg
>>105894938Oh noooo~
>Been one day since Nitya design came out>Still no THWACK soundpostWe truly are a fallen thread.
>>105894822I only watch her and an og CS streamer
>>105894940no what she tried to say is that watching streamers, specially vtubers is something she considers unattractive but she tried to be subtle about it
>>105894843Bumping Chip Da Ripper freestyle at max volume to force Nitya to spontaneously cum
>>105894972patience friendo
>>105894866I want the chubby gator face
>>105894896Maybe a bit>>105894905>>105894936I don't do orgies>>105894949I mean I'm the one who kinda organized the whole thing at my place so I can't really back out. We also had to reschedule it multiple times this month.
>>105895000This version is cuter.
>>105894988Wife!
>>105894940there's an old clip from when she had her first model not long after she joined phase where she said as muchi don't have it on hand unfortunately
>>105894969
just remember not to uuuu
>>105895000>fat and ugly version I will not be watching this debut
god i love peanut butter
>>105894975Jesus the mental gymnastics you pull to try to pretend like Lumi isn't GFE. Fyren really mindbroke you, huh?
>>105895015>I don't do orgiesSo you guys are going to pair off or what?
>>105895056idk whos that you schizowhat I said is that lumi is a normie that doesn't really like the vtubing industry and the fans of it. And you never watched her if you think otherwise
>>105894988uuuuuu
Tenma trolled with X Premiumhttps://x.com/tenmamaemi/status/1982043611098157479
>>105894862The difference is Lumi won
ES ELLA
>>105894866Naw I'm not interested in the new gen
>>105895076No I have my own bf for that. Plus mushrooms aren't really a sex drug.
>>105895102DO NOT uuuuuu
>>105895197uuuuuuuuu
>>105894991Gotta ask DeShawn if I can borrow his car for the debut
>>105894988>>105895102Haha imagine if she debuts and it's Lulu's voice...
>Iori>Pico>Eimi>extroverts
>>105895182>I have my own bfYou know what you should post
>>105895234a good fit for a fauna clone but i really doubt she could make friends that fast, if anything im expecting an EN yuuchan
>>105895224this model was so cute
>>105895084>idk whos that you schizololhttps://files.catbox.moe/ts8efq.mp4
some gumis are innocent
>>105895234>Bibi streams start>She opens her mouth>It's. Fucking. Aoi.
>>105895232https://youtu.be/OXuLRqiiKYI
>>105895270lmao
>>105895272Hot
If you abandon you oshi right now you can watch saga as a newborn virgin, this is literally how it works
>>105895315dat her :D
SagaFTF?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJlP7t6n_2E
>>105895325:D
May I get Airi suffering image please?
>>105895270leave them be, blackpilling normies in their escapist pursuits is just a cognitohazard
>>105895325it do be
>>105895365attaching a Lumi image to this post is funny
Lumi is a react streamer now
>>105895404worked for pippa
>>105895084Lmao why is it always newfags why think they know lumi and claim others dont watch. You dont even know the basics why do you post?
>>105895261one thing about this that is really strange is how she keeps asking "How do I log out?"
>>105895261lol let me tell you a secret anon, I did not care about that at all. Lumi is a very fun entertainer but she is an incredibly annoying and unattractive woman, in fact, most vtubers are mentally ill and quite ugly. I do not care about that at all, as long as she keeps on streaming she can suck as much dick as she wants
>>105894866Watching and masturbating, yes.
>>105895439Go back to /lemon/
Im searching for chuubas to watch, shill your girl to me
My resin croc is in transit
>>105895422works for every streamer, just the way the space is
>>105895463There is only one girl for me, and me ALONE.
Panko should stream.
>Willy debut>she has a weak woiceWhat would happen
>>105895453ah yes I will go because anon told me too, what else can I do?
Two sides of Lumi viewers
>>105895472is this why anya didn't debut?
>>105895542weak voice = weak pussy. I'd love her even more.
would your oshi do this for you pcg?
Not looking good Sinon bros, yesterday she tweeted that she had a cold and now...
Have you been saving up for debuts?
>>105895542>Willy debut>she has an australian voiceWhat would happen
>>105895605Wemi debuted with the covid, she'll be fine.
>>105895629I cum
>>105895650what is this arc even
>>105895650browning HP bros...
>>105895672The same Americaboo arc she's been on all year probably.
Wilhelmina looks weak to ansl
>>105895605Are we gonna pretend that being nervous before debut is abnormal now?
I like to think that /pcg/ threads are so fast because half of the phase girls are /here/ unknowingly arguing with one another.
>>105895650
>>105895622Yup, haven't busted since Monday.
>>105895650who is she planning to kill in their sleep? jesus wemi
>>105895686Why does she hate me...
>>105895650Is Wemi a 1920s gangster now?
wait where the fuck is wemi after all this shit happening around phase
>>105895650w-wemi?
>>105895762Runie.this started with Runie making fun of her and Runie has still been bantering with her over it.
>>105895735medsnone of them are /here/
>>105895404cute hags
Wemi needs to space out the kayfabe tweets. They're more entertaining when they're actually plausible.
predict how chinese the girls this gen will be
[Lumi News] She is going to have sex with Clio as a prank
>>1058958460%
>>105895846
>>105895650god i love this woman.
>>105895650nice choice
Why is no one else streaming fucking Lumi is boring af!!
>>105895819>kayfabeAnon she is actually planning her escape from a Venezuelan prison.
>>105895846If one of them is Chinese, she won't be Uruka-tier.
Yeah yeah, we all know who you're most excited to oshi. Who gives a shit?What I want to know is who you gonna anti?
At least one of them in Chinese. Mari said on stream the company is going to have more Chinese girls when Saga debuts.
>>105895790>warns her to watch herself when she sleeps>lock picking to break into Runie's house>1911 to blow her fucking brains outFucking hell.
>>105895650but when will she STREAM
>>105895915antiing is for brown impure souls
>>105895942Vtuber corpos should engage in violent competitive mob like behavior.
>>105895915shiina
>>105895903why do I find this thing attractive?
>>105895650Technically it’s just automatic, and specifically short-recoil operated
>>105895647and thankfully Wemi was never sick again!
>>105895915I'm white. Why would I anti?
>>105894964What company does Lia work in?
and everyone clapped
>>105895937Mari is also a whore
Predebut popularity contest, last second to investhttps://poal.me/7m060hhttps://poal.me/7m060hhttps://poal.me/7m060h
How many girls have you fumbled in your life, /pcg/?
>>105895903Gallons
>>105896075None, I'm a chad I've had all the sex.
>>105895270For long stretches of time
>>105896075All of them. At least during COVID more women talked to me so I know there's only something wrong with half my face
i refuse to believe married people watch vtubers
>>105894547Lfg
>>105896075A couple. But on the other hand, I now have the universe shaking might of a Wizard.
>>105896063Why is it always the chatters with Sun in the name?
>>105896073My heart says Sinoncoin but my brain says Bibicoin
>>105896116they do just to act superior and tell everyone else they're married
>>105896075A few. I'm married and have 2 kids
>>105895261Reminder >Vod Channel was inactive for 4 months>Uploads the VOD with the yab part cut out>Tries to bury the video by mass uploading other VODs
>>105896116>To Love RuYeah I'll call bullshit.
>>105896075All of them
>>105896073Croc bros winning.
>>105895650who are we taking out?
>>105896063I have way too many stories like that as well, also Gumi
I don't want to listen to this stream anymore
<--------Male collabing whore
>>105896073Speculative croccoin futures on the rise
>>105896075Only one, luckily I've managed to retain my virginity.
at this point they're just making shit up
>Malice has a song dropping
>>105896075Probably at least three
>>105896075A nice friend set me up on a double date, but the friend was not into it and though the venue was fun (thai food and a comedy musical act) it was way loud. The two of us were too shy to say much of anything the whole.Other "fumble" involved a drunken married woman. I did not want to press my luck with that situation.
>>105895903girls like this are dime a dozen guys. I know more girls who fit this image than not, though none of them are vtubers to my knowledge. the reason why it even became a meme is because how common these type of girls are in east asian countries
>>105896116Sometime anime nerds meet at cons and hook up. Rare, but happening
>>105896075None.I used to think one, but later realized I never had a chance in the first place.
Runie "The Rapist" Ruse status?
>>105896287didn't she reschedule this
>>105896340yeah she got sick
>>105895605I'm trusting in Sinon
>>105896025you are a fat white IT guy, this is made for you
>>1058960759 in total, they were all attractive
>>105895650She is going to kill herself because i didnt say goodbye last stream, isnt she?
Lets change it up a bit, which Phasers have you NEVER watched a stream of? (collabs on another channel/shorts/watching for 5m not included. Ill go>Uruka>Michi>Lumi>Eimi>Saya>Muyu>Mari>Clio>all of Euphoria minus Clara (unfortunate)I dunno if i'll watch any Sagas
I like her tard hands
>>105896421All of Gen3 and Invaders3 (I watched them before phasing in, though)
>>105896394>>105896397chuuni Lumi my beloved
Lumi's advice for grooming a 1view is to just give them money, they're easy.
>>105896421Only saya. Mostly cause I could never catch her streams
>>105896421Erina/Hina/Clara/Saya/Iori I think idk if the jps count cuz I can’t understand them (lol) but they fill a good timeslot sometimes for me
>>105896421Michi, Memory, Wemi, Yuri.
>>105896486ALSO be cool and don't be uncool
>>105896075Kindergarden - My first love moved to EnglandSecond Grade - My crush kissed a boy from another classSixth Grade - The big booby brown girl asked me out, but my best friend had a crush on her so i rejected herNineth grade - my crush got raped by the PE teacherThird year of uni - my favorite prostitute blocked me since i take too long to cum
>>105896421Alright:>Hina>Erina>Runie>Eimi>Saya>Yuri>Mari>Iori>Uruka>Clara>Hime>AiriDamn, this list turned out to be longer than I expected
>>105896535
>>105896075Around 5 - 7, 2 being questionably into me and 5 being confirmed fumbles that were actually into me, maybe more that I forgot about too. Still a virgin in my 30s btw.
>>105896486she's right but I'm broke so I can't do that
>>105896421I watched them all even phase friends
>>105896535that's now how you spell ninth
>>105896535I wanna make fun of you for misspelling ninth, but...
Who would Remi shoot
[Lumi news] She's not like other girls
>>105896587probably her self at this point
https://x.com/BibiBiscuitCh/status/1326355021093498880
lol
>>105895672absolute kino new outfit i guess
>>105896572Oh really? Name every phase friend.
>>105896587She's a gun for hire. Wemi Wick will take contracts of only the best.
>>105896612>Emily doesn't know.
>>105896611
Why don't you own a 1911? Do you really expect Remi to defend both of you?
>>105896075Only 2. One girl I regret fumbling becuase she gave me her number and I lost it. The other I don't regret, she was nice but I didn't feel anything towards her and I don't want to be the type of guy who has practice gfs. I'm now a wizard at 33. It is what it is, if I could do things differently I would, but now I think I'm locked in and even if I did find a gf, at this age while it would be special for me, not special for her which makes the entire thing seem pathetic so I would rather not date. I despise femcel larpers like Lumi for this reason, but wish the bet of luck to any guys/girls like myself.
If you didn't find your highschool sweetheart, it's over for you. Time to take HRT and become the sweetheartphase connect lumi
>>105896421YuuMemoryPicoNasaYuri
>>105896421there isn't one
maybe it's time for me to reroll
They've officially entered the freakout phase.
Sakana has meticulously made sure none of the talents names form a slur in a portmanteau or as acronyms but he overlooked BibiCh
>>105896720
cute boys tends to turn into gay
[Lumi news] she doesnt date ever because she's very judgy and hates people but she's been on dates before not of her own volition
>>105896658But I do own a 1911?
I dont think i have ever been as nervous as i am today. Please give me a chance, i know i am boring and cringe, but i will do my best for you (*ﾉ・ω・)ﾉ
>>105896757>she doesnt date ever?
>>105896672Why not just sex some prostitutes?
>>105896766You already posted this bait on 8
>>105896766Are you pretending to be one of the new Saga girls?
>>105896766Ganbatte, shitposter/saga chuuba. You are blessed today.
>>105896766I trust. But remember the minimum >post a schedule>stick to the schedule consistently >communicate effectively and in a timely mannerYou'll be beloved.
>>105896720I'm manifesting some energy for them.
>>105896785Then read the spoiler/watch the stream. She was tricked into it. She's always been super awkward and distrustful
>>105896757That's enough Lumi news for one day.
>>105896421none of them
>>105896766
Lumi is crying right now
>>105896820I don't know how anyone manages to believe Lumis shit. Shy awkward neet girls don't act like that. She's as normie as they come.
>>105896835>BodiedLOL
>>105896766I wont even watch you don't worry
Look, i just want to have sex with the dog. Im not interested in anyone else. Wilhelm is going to be the chill Ember streamer with a bit of fanservice. Sinon is a lying bitch like Shiina, Nitya look like a fat pug, Malice is going too hard to look edgy and chuuni. Anya is dead on arrival. I have low hopes for the reddit dog as well, but appereantly she is the friend of Lia so she is definetly not a virgin. Flop of a gen.
>>105896881>*Gritting teeth and seething*>She's a whore and slept with whole football teams!!Cuckposter, stop. Just kys already.
>>105896915proof?
god imagine railing Dizzy against a tree in the local park...
>>105896915White boys fuck dogggggs
>>105896766If you get too nervous just remember this one important thing.
>>105896974did you know Bees make bread and you can buy and eat that bread?
>>105896963yeah me
Imagine hitting Dizzy on the head with a stick
>>105896915Brown coded post.
[Lumi news] You're not Starknights, you're gumis, you're supposed to be better than that
>>105896985
>>105896766just have some fun with it and don't worry what people will think, the only thing you can do wrong is dead air
>>105897009starkknights are intp, we are intj, barely different
>Dizzy posted phase weekly waiting room earlier than usualHUGE NEWS CONFIRMED
Thoughts? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bbxrhcXNR8
who's in the collab with bonnie
>>105897004Odd thing to say since that's clearly white-seethe
>>105893949My autistic kuudere
>>105896915based
>>105896766Make some kind of reference to this post on twitter and I will watch every stream and member as soon as they open.
>>105897004There is nothing wrong with being the correct skin colour(brown).
>>105897041There's other things they can do wrong, like say something everyone hates that will cause years of grudge posting.
6 AND A HALF HOURS
>>105896766Just remember if you slip up even once we will analyze it, clip it, and use it against you forever.
>>105897046You memorize what that junk stands for?
>>105897073only for women, and they'll have sex with me
>>105896766the more you fumble the more you're getting memorable to other people which is good
>>105897074i'm sure they've been /here/ long enough to know what gets (You)s and therefore should be avoided
>>105897116Explain Pippa then.
>>105896075>be 18, first job at store, never went to uni. Friendly with gril coworker, she kept trying to be closer to me (liked anime and youtube stuff) but I kept autistically crawling into my shell disengaging with her. Also I looked and smelt disgusting because I didnt wash or cut my hair.>be 24, 3rd job, groomed and clean now, matched with normie gril on app, was having convo then I had autistic panic attack cause I'm scared of women>be 26, still at job, match with a weeb girl, longer chat and managed to get her number, organised date. She asks me questions about personal situation and says she has concerns because I live with parents and havent had a gf before. Have internal autistic crashout and cancel date.>be 27, meet gril through certain circumstances, she's cute intelligent funny weeb ok with chuubas list goes on, go on two great dates. Stop seeing each other because she wants kids and I dont, not really a fumble it happensI dont think its happening bros
>>105897128pippa and airi are too autistic to care what will upset us
>>105896992Im cumming.
malice....walice
CCPTenma https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUreGLgZSeA
>>105896766wait a minute, if they are nervous that means fresh blood is debuting
>>105896075I was out drinking with friends, one of my friends had brought her older sister along. She's pretty hot and like her sister is into emo/goth aesthetic with swept scene hair, glasses and piercings and is a genuine gamer-girl and local gaming event organizer. We ended up talking, well it was mostly me slightly nervous talking at her autistically. Somewhere in the conversation she managed to sneak in she thought I was VERY attractive and my friends sneak in compliments left and right. Towards the end of the night out group splits up and she's really insistent on my tagging along because she wanted to buy cheese-sticks so I go along with it. On the bus ride home she asks what I'm doing later and I said I was probably just gonna catch some early sleep. One of her sister's friends suggested I join them for their after-party but I didn't know him that well so I didn't really see the point. Went to sleep, after a few months passed I pieced it together that she probably wanted to sleep with me. After 2 years I figured out that my friends set it up because we'd click and she had been single for over a year after getting out of a bad relationship.I told myself for year it was probably for the best because of her mental problemsI think she was the one
>>105897146SAY IT
>>105897181If she's bpd that was for the best
>>105896075I'm such an incel I fumbled a fat girl. You will never understand the pain of my existence.
Who's looking forward to being flooded with tourists? I know I am.
>>105897177>she has a lora nowhmmmmmmmmmm
>>105897211kek
>>105897177Why are so much Russians watching a Chinese streamer sing an English song?
>>105897181Sad :(
>>105897225We have to ask them about the following RapeIncestBreastmilk
>>105897146Did she avoid the NijiEN orgies?
>>105897209no some self-harm and depression along with girl-autism from what I hear
>>105897180Going from a steady few hundred doing regular yab streams to a massive song and dance scripted debut in front of thousands is still nervewracking for a veteran
[Insider news] Every Saga comes with a secondary form toggle from the start.>BIbi: the stupid fucking doodle dog>Malice Mana depletion state (basically goes down to a B cup and she puts a high pitch voice)>Sinon: true mermaid (fish tail sitting pose replaces legs)>Willy: Full armor (to the historybros, sorry, but it's closer to that spear chick from Soul Calibur)>Anya: inverted colors (think Gloomy, darker skin and lighter blond hair plus hoodie instead of crop top)>Nitya: outdoors getup (replaces uniform with overalls, only one shoulder strap on)
They must have trained CCPma on Tenma's voice right? It's practically the same.
why are lumis fingers purple?
>>105897153
>>105897286they're not, they're blue
>>105897271>the stupid fucking doodle dogbe nise the doodle dog is good
>>105897177
>>105897286Ask Sleepy
>>105897286Five in the stink.
>>105897286frostbite
>>105897247Remember October 7th. That archive should be mandatory reading material for all newcomers.
>>105896766You can't possibly be more boring and cringe than Eimi
>>105897301I like her triangle shaped mouth
>>105897286We just don't know.
>>105897199
I don't like Lia
>>105897369delet this
>>105897146If she isnt Malice bad things will happen.
>>105897390What kind of sicko would find this hot?
>>1058960752 or 3 depending how you count them, the 3rd i'd sai it wasnt my faultfirst, i was in 6th grade and i had a crush on a girl, i worked my way up and got into her friend group until we were almost always together but i was a coward to ask her out and she got in a relationship with another guy in 8th gradesecond was in my first year of highschool and i was too dense to catch onthird was in the last year of highschool, i liked her and we became quite close, i asked her to be my gf on her 18th birthday romeo style (our class was on the 3rd floor of the building so i climbed the outdoors of the building with a big rose bouquet) she said yes, we were together for 4 years then she cheated on me during exam season she wanted to go to a party but i had exams the following day so i stayed in my dorm room to study and she went alone, next day a fiend told me she slept with a guy at the party, asked her why she dodged answering the question first but then she came up with the i was sad that you didnt want to come and drunk and it just happened, didnt have a gf since, it's been 7 years
>>105897363>saying nijisanji 1000 timeswhat kind of humiliation ritual was this?
>>105897286Diabetes
I just got called into to work the night shift tonight. It's so fucking over for me bros. Please give the new girls some extra love for me.
>>105897407It was the toll required to approve her graduation. A verbal kowtowing ceremony.
>>105896073croc on my cock and a hand on my gyatt
Every time I go to Taco Bell they give me an extra freeze. I go like 3 times a week. Would this impress Lia enough for her to date me
[Lumi News] She pays daddy smug to sit around and smoke dope in a pipe all day
>>105897424Say you got a migraine and can't make it
>>105897424Sure thing Airi, but you seriously need to get different job.
>>105897438He puts out a 5 minute video every 6 months chyaaaat
Tennerhttps://www.youtube.com/live/rT1_eo3TuaYhttps://www.youtube.com/live/rT1_eo3TuaYhttps://www.youtube.com/live/rT1_eo3TuaY
I just jerked off to Menace in honor of the new girls
>>105896658I have a cool one
>>105897424just say you are drunk alreadyjesus christ anon the live shitposting here is the best part of debuts
>>105896658I prefer revolvers
>>105897404This nigga Kevin gets it
>>105897424>night weekend shiftat least you're in a white first world country and you'll be paid immensely for this, right?
>>105897473he doesnt do them anymore, check the video description, last one he did was late 2023 early 2024 i think, she's literally paying him to not dox her or something, she porbably had a slipup in chat or vc since she's so friendly with them
>>1058960755 cute girls expressed direct interest in me, and I didn't do anything because I was turbo shyOnly 1 really hurts though, God her personality was so perfect
do you own a house gnome anon
>>105897448I already talked to them so I can't.>>105897450But I like my job. D:
>>105897440RETARD
>>105897424No Anon, tell them that you are busy. You need to be here as well, dont work tonight.
metronome sucks, fuck you, annoying tilting bitch!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT1_eo3TuaYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT1_eo3TuaYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT1_eo3TuaYTenma on my membaBonnie fuckswell
>>105897390Please don't torture Malice like this.
>>105897407>>105764541
>>105897538is the color of his hat important? like maybe if it was white
Tenmaballs
>>105897554trade bonnie for anya
I should get a gnome
>>105897542you gotta think on your feet dude or be more flaky and difficult to talk to so they dont even try
>>105897520I think he's her "manager" now
>>105897596ngl the one on the left is kinda cute
[Lumi news] dont trust the red cap gnomes, they're evil
>>105897538This feels very Scandinavian
>>105897610the only believable reason
>>105897568let me tell you about this tradition called Lucia where you wear a white robe and conehat
>>105897640close, iceland
>10 member repo collabguess I'm out
>>105897369I dont like exnijis.
>gnomes are related to elves>hates emwhat did lumi mean by this?
A couple years ago there were "no Phase friends" anymore, no collabs, no events, no orbiters, no nothing. Now it seems like there are more than ever.
damn tenma is really sicklets hope she can host today
>>105897680Lumi is a known elf racist
>>105897691We love Kirsche here.
>>105897702how does she feel about dwarves?
>bibi and dogmi collab
>sleepy trying bioshock at the same time runie is trying re4WHAT THE FUCK OVERLAP GOONECT MY BELOATHED
>complained about people liking raccoonmi so much>only to get stuck with people who like dogmithat's called karma lumi
>>105897301Me at the slave market looking for a wife.
>>105897691I *plap plap* love *plap plap* bonnie *plap plap* fuckswell *plap plap* that *plap plap* name *plap plap* is *plap plap* no *plap plap* joke *spurt spurt*
>>105897691we love phase friends here
hey pee cee gee, unrelated question, anyone has a 3d printer, i want to get one budget, $300 max, anyone has any reccomandations, i was looking at creality HiPhase Connect
>>105897718She tolerates them
>>105897711Yes we do
>>105897721Pupmisly 2026
>>105897691I mean, Phase has kind of disappeared from big inter corpo + indies events. Aside from individual interactions the company has become something of an island.
>>105897691What do you mean? A couple of years ago their were multiple corps full of Phase friends that were around. Now they're all gone...
Should I take a shitPhase Connect
>>105897640They are the same, but Scandi gnomes have red hats and they are Neutral Evil
>>105897730Is getting a cheap one even a good idea? From what I hear you have to kind of fuck around with the settings and different materials to get different prints to work out correctly. I imagine getting one too small or too simple would make that impossible.
>>105897720EXCUSE ME I THINK YOU FORGOT SOMETHING A BIT MORE IMPORTANThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKmYe56MLxEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKmYe56MLxEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKmYe56MLxE
[Lumi news] 1 week trip staring on the 4th, cool shit to come afterwards
>Another work tripguess more 3D stuff?
>>105897647We used to be allowed to be gingerbread men too at Lucia when I was at school, but that was banned because gingerbread men were apparently an allegory for subsaharan africans, according to uni professors and the internet cancel pig mob.
>>105897440The Sims are gratituding!
>>105897740Based.
>>105897424Just say no, why don't people just say no?
Lumi should become a goon slut
>>105897776A rude of you to expect me to sit and wait 118 minutes, Anon?
>>105897779wonder who she's doing 3D with this time
>>105897776AH YES THE NEWS FINALLY DIZZY WILL ANNOUNCE PHASE SAGA'S DEBUT DATE AND WE CAN ALL SPECULATE
>>105897726Yes we do
>>105897432Maybe.
>>105897792it's worth the wait
>>105897751Bro... everyone died besides phase
>>105897773from waht i've seen oin youtube the creality hi, endre 3 and bamby A1 are pretty good around that price point and the quality is good out of the box
>>105896073>no panko mankokill yourself newfag
>Runie is already posting RE stuff 2h before the stream
>>105897779>cool shit to come afterwardsyeah...cool things
Bonnie is unironically the number 1 phase friend at this point
>>105896073>no anya>no panko mankofailed poll
uh oh dead hours! dizzy, dispatch some streamers!
I hate no Lumi POV collab
>>105894296Pushing it back a day would not have hurt, tomorrow is still weekend day. Maybe itll keep some of the more toxic of her community busy though.
>>105897538>>105897568Do you want your hand bitten off? >>105897702That was for orc kayfabe. She went back on it all one stream. She does see herself as an elf>>105897718She plays that Dwarf Fortress game often enough
>>105897751vexpo was just last month
Will any of the new talents manage to dethrone Eimi as brap queen of Phase?
>>105897868banko in 30 until then we watch the bonnie phase collab
>>105897787Money. And even though brown nosing and nepotism are bigger bargaining chips for promotion, hardwork and reliability are still strong points for consideration.
>>105897610That's impossible because I'm her manager.
I need more brits on my list
>>105897811That isn't a Phase friend of course.That's just the crush of about a dozen posters. You belong on eight chon, faggot.
this is just a Phase collab with extra steps
>>105897776
Uruka and Lumi in Bonnie's Repo collab
when are debuts?
>>105897947tomorrow
>>105897948AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
Lumi and Uruka herehttps://www.youtube.com/live/rT1_eo3TuaY
Why is Bonnie able to casually scoop up multiple Phase talents for a collab? Why does no one else have this power?
>>105894414Not discounting that but I think that part of WV doesn't have any major airports around it, you'd be driving in regardless.
Are you ready for the siren's song?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyabizS4ino
who is the BIGGEST pickme in phase and why?
>>105897946I've seen Bonnie in uruka's chat multiple times. Nice to see though i wonder how they know each other.
>>105897779If it's 3D in Japan, there's no way Pippa isn't going too.Can't miss an opportunity at company sponsored drinks.
>>105897947https://x.com/PhaseConnect/status/1981820214158491716https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFwztMZ1xyUh4zT0RRba1jWEAexd8d-r-
>>105897975she seems to not be a massive bitch behind the scenes and reaches out to otherswhich are both a rarity in the vtuber scene
>>105897947
>>105897975Either no one else is asking or she's invading next year.
I don't know if I'll be able to watch this collab. 10 girls in the same call sounds like a nightmare
>>105898021Ironic since she is a literal bitchtuber
>>105898028>3 new songs/covers
>>105898035Half of them are too quiet to hear.
>>105898028Nitya should have kept the jeans overall it was easily one of the best designs of all time
>>105898062and is in heat 24/7god she makes me horny
>>105898028>>105898013grrrr.... croc brat~!
>>105898071The idol company dream is becoming true.
>>105897946Thank you for the heads up.
>>105896075In my younger days I was fumbling left and right. As I got older though I was able to keep it to a minimum. There's still a few that I think about and cringe at myself but overall I'd say I did ok. I've been with 10 girls and dated probably 15 or so. One of them I'm pretty sure was the one but it was just a really weird time in my life and we were looking for different things. Such is life.Anons, I'm 5'4". If I can do it, you can do it. Just don't be wishy washy and have some convictions and confidence. The hardest part then becomes finding a woman worth pursuing.
>>105898008Bonnie is pretty chill for a Br*t, I guess they know each other just from the small corpo sphere.
A stacked Lumi raid and 500 viewer retention on Twitch? grim
new>>105898044>>105898044>>105898044
>>105897901I guess I forget that some people actually like ladder climbing.
>>105898021Hopefully she phases in when Globie finally falls apart.
>>105897691we hate Kirsche AND Pippa here
>>105897923Boy do I have the chuuba for you.
>>105898010Can you blame her?
>>105898194phase enemy
>>105896788Goes against my views of sex/intimacy.
>>105898191No we don't.
>>105898163collab friendslop is maybe the worst type of stream, outside of reactslop and sponsorslop
>>105898308It would probably make things easier for you in dealing with women.
>>105898326Yeah I tried to force myself to watch it and I can't do it
>>105898170
>>105896766This is unironically Rurumi / Bibi
>>105898423She should put the same emote in a tweet before debut if she is actually here.
>>105898357Would rather die alone since your option is essentially giving up on my romantic ideals.
>>105898476That's a pretty naive outlook to begin with, maybe I'm just jaded lol.
